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Amazon Gets Patent on Consumer Reviews

theodp writes "Review your local dry cleaner, pay $10 million? Among the three new patents awarded to Amazon.com this week is one that covers collecting reviews by letting visitors to a Web site fill out a form. Amazon.com spokesman Craig Berman said he couldn't speculate on whether the company would attempt to license its new intellectual property." From the article: "In one embodiment of the patent, the system sends consumers a message inviting them to write a review in a predetermined amount of time after the purchase. It's a method widely used by online retailers, including Yahoo Shopping. The patent also covers the method of tracking who returns to rate products by asking them to click on a unique link in an e-mail. But the patent even covers collecting reviews by letting visitors to a Web site fill out a form. "

341 comments

  1. This is getting stupid by Linker3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would comment on the news article but it might be classed as a review and me or /. might get sued for patent infringement.

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    1. Re:This is getting stupid by NitsujTPU · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That's /. or I. Not me or /.

      Your usage isn't as incorrect as your primary school english teacher might have led you to believe though. It's perfectly correct (and the prior, incorrect in this case) to say, Amazon might sue /. or me.

    2. Re:This is getting stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      In other news, Wal*Mart has applied for a patent on using low, low prices..

    3. Re:This is getting stupid by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      unless he's actually gotten laid, then 'me' always comes before the rest of slashdot in the heirarchy.

      Cheers.

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    4. Re:This is getting stupid by Linker3000 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      You may be right but I don't care!

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    5. Re:This is getting stupid by GweeDo · · Score: 1

      Amazon will now be suing you for reviewing his comment.

      Hurm...atleast this will get rid of the grammar nazi's :)

    6. Re:This is getting stupid by kpwoodr · · Score: 1

      True,

      But this whole thing infringes on my patent for filling out a form. So, does making this comment mean I'm infringing myself?

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    7. Re:This is getting stupid by Gridpoet · · Score: 1
      Time for my favorite /. quote!

      "I'm filing for a patent on air, pay up suckers!"

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    8. Re:This is getting stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is ridiculous! I used to run a small website that sold products and allowed customers to submit a review for these products. I can't imagine Amazon could get away with this but if they do try to enforce this tripe I will do everything I can to get as many people as possible to boycott them...seems like the last piece of effective power that we have as consumers.

    9. Re:This is getting stupid by justflatbroke · · Score: 1

      True.
      I realised long ago I made a big misake choosing to be a programmer.
      For me it is too late to change direction but for anyone who is still young enough to change carrer the way is clear; become a lawyer specialising in Patent Infringement.

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    10. Re:This is getting stupid by Eric+Giguere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What Amazon is doing, of course, is protecting a vast amount of intellectual property that it has amassed over the years in the form of consumer reviews. While Amazon does not own the copyright to those reviews, they do have extensive rights to them as set out in the Amazon Conditions of Use:

      If you do post content or submit material, and unless we indicate otherwise, you grant Amazon.com and its affiliates a nonexclusive, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, and fully sublicensable right to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, and display such content throughout the world in any media. You grant Amazon.com and its affiliates and sublicensees the right to use the name that you submit in connection with such content, if they choose. You represent and warrant that you own or otherwise control all of the rights to the content that you post; that the content is accurate; that use of the content you supply does not violate this policy and will not cause injury to any person or entity; and that you will indemnify Amazon.com or its affiliates for all claims resulting from content you supply. Amazon.com has the right but not the obligation to monitor and edit or remove any activity or content. Amazon.com takes no responsibility and assumes no liability for any content posted by you or any third party.

      This data that it has managed to collect is an important selling tool, especially for book authors. Why? Because potential book buyers often look at the Amazon reviews to get more details about what a book is really about, even if they don't end up buying it on Amazon (but it gives Amazon more opportunities to push products on those eyeballs). Sure, us authors will fuss over the star ratings (of course you want a 5-star rating, who wouldn't!) but the reality is that the negative ratings can also sell books -- if they're constructive. Those reviews get shared with Amazon partners through the Amazon Web Services, so they just don't end up on the Amazon.com site (though I do find it odd that the reviews aren't shared between the different English-locale Amazon sites). All this data just helps them become the e-commerce portal of choice.

      So trying to protect the gathering and processing of this information -- visitor-supplied metadata -- is completely understandable from their point of view. They'd be fools not to do so, especially with the ease with which these kinds of patents seem to be granted.

      Eric
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    11. Re:This is getting stupid by meregistered · · Score: 1

      I've been an interested but passive observer on the debate regarding software patents.
      Now I am 95% against software patents and interested in doing something to stop them.

      It's too bad the patent process can't be more selective, allowing a patent to be placed on something that is an industry standard should get an enormous red X stamped on the patent immediately, (I'd like to stamp a big red X on the head of the idiot who filed for this patent).

      It's hard to keep stupidity down... apparently

      -ME®

    12. Re:This is getting stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Your usage isn't as incorrect as your primary school english teacher might have led you to believe though. It's perfectly correct (and the prior, incorrect in this case) to say, Amazon might sue /. or me.

      No shit. That is because the use of "I" and "me" is dependent on whether the pronoun is used as the subject or direct object of a sentence, repectively. That's what I learned in primary school, so I'm not sure where your comment about primary school teachers came from. And your comment really makes no sense, because you say "Your usage isn't as incorrect...", then say "incorrect in this case", which seems a bit contradictory. The use of "me" in this case is incorrect. There are no degrees of correctness.

      I've never see the point of picking apart someone's grammar in online discussions.

      1) Are you trying to show off?
      2) Do you think you are better then someone with less-than-perfect grammar?
      3) Are you trying to make up for a lack in genital size?

      If it's #1, no one cares.
      If it's #2, f*** off, no one cares.
      If it's #3, I'm sure you receive plenty of emails each days to help you with that problem.

      FYI, I'm not the OP, I just hate grammar nazis.

    13. Re:This is getting stupid by fireweaver · · Score: 1

      How can they patent something people have been doing for years?

    14. Re:This is getting stupid by thc69 · · Score: 1
      unless he's actually gotten laid
      What, you mean by his primary school english teacher?
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    15. Re:This is getting stupid by thc69 · · Score: 1

      You forgot these options:
      4. Trying to help OP speak/write properly
      5. Taking an opportunity to educate the masses
      6. Making OP look ignorant

      On the occasion that I grammar nazify, I generally do it for options 4 and 5, even though most people probably find it unwelcome. I, OTOH, prefer to be told when I've made a mistake, so that I won't make it again (cue 63 replies pointing out my numerous mistakes here).

      FYI, I'm not the OP, parent, GP, GGP, or the hair on a donkey's scrotum.

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    16. Re:This is getting stupid by bhsurfer · · Score: 1

      holy shit! did this spin off into left field pretty fast or what? wow! my head is spinning...

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    17. Re:This is getting stupid by olego · · Score: 1

      Think of it this way: if there were an easy way to make money, wouldn't you go for it? Granted, you'd have to step on a few toes, and piss a few people off; but as long as Software Patents are allowed, why shouldn't these companies make use of them? I agree with you in that only now do I see how stupid software patents are in the first place. It's an interesting transition: the Open Source movement creates a global community and shifts the focus from the individual to the group, but then Software Patents come in and try to set the society back a couple of hundred years by encouraging individuals to remain selfish, and NOT share. Didn't their mothers teach them to share?

    18. Re:This is getting stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You forgot these options:

      No, I didn't. I left them out because they don't justify being a grammar nazi in an online discussion.

      4. Trying to help OP speak/write properly

      All well and good, however, Slashdot (or any other online discussion) is not the place.

      5. Taking an opportunity to educate the masses

      If one wants the opportunity to educate the masses on grammar, then said person needs to become an English teacher.

      6. Making OP look ignorant

      Hmm, trolling. Yeah, it's not like Slashdot doesn't have enough of those.

    19. Re:This is getting stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because English is a twisted, broken discrusting heap of shite language full of contradictions, insane spelling (*) and obtuse and useless words why should we adhere to these rules set by a long dead authority? I say fyuk them, spell how you want and put the words together how you want. English deadbeats unite!!!

      Yes, I did do poorly in English classes. As an engineer I was appalled by the insanity of the rules and exceptions and no, I have not and will not improve my stinking English. Hasn't stopped me from earning six figures (admittidly the very lowest of six figure numbers).

      (*) If the letters don't consistantly map to sounds why stick to any existing spelling.

    20. Re:This is getting stupid by way2trivial · · Score: 1

      actually, the most common term for that specialization is known as "intellectual property"

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    21. Re:This is getting stupid by justflatbroke · · Score: 2, Funny

      known as "intellectual property"
      but "intellectual" implies intelligence.
      The granting of these patents is stupid.

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    22. Re:This is getting stupid by temcat · · Score: 1

      "Hasn't stopped me from earning six figures"

      LOL I first read that as "learning six figures" :-) how appropriate :-)

    23. Re:This is getting stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When will we actually go to a free market economy where the pardox of a "patent" is killed with the utmost distain and we are free to let the fit compete? I am for one getting a little sick of living in our protection based world that results in jacked up prices for AVERAGE goods...1, 2, 3, 4,...the idea of a patient and an office to enforce it is from the past, if we are to truly embrace the "open source" movement should we not all pull down this arcaic wall [patent protection] that is impeding us get cheaper {insert product or service}? Don't even get me started on how we pay five times as much for drugs!!!

      OPEN SOURCE HAS TO MEAN NO PATENT'S

      IF PATENT'S STILL EXIST THEN MY PREDICTION IS, ;> OPEN SOURCE IS A PATENT WAITING TO BE CLAIMED

      YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

    24. Re:This is getting stupid by livefrog · · Score: 1

      Well, seriously, they already kinda do that.
      If you go into WalMart and start writing down their prices, their policy is that they can kick you out. Look for a poster on the wall of their customer service center.

    25. Re:This is getting stupid by KinkoBlast · · Score: 1
  2. No theoretical proof needed! by dada21 · · Score: 5, Interesting



    Whenever I call for an end to copyright and IP, people ask for the theory behind a copyopen world. They say the world isn't black and white, that we just need more laws to balance copyright and copy rights.

    What is a patent? It is lending government's monopoly on the use of force. It is completely incompatible with freedom. When some law is made giving 1 person in 10,000 the unique power of force, there is a problem. This patent hells ezos and the top shareholders, not the average employee of Amazon.

    If I tell you that you can't eat an orange, you'll tell me to shove it. Rather than explain why eating an orange is bad and convincing you, I'm going to use government to force you to stop. If you don't, you go to court. If you refuse the court, out come the guns.

    To those who believe their livelihood depends on copyright and patent, I call shens. I've written two books that are "freely" copyable. In both I request $20 to acquire my official version and help motivate me to write more. Guess what? I get the money. Often. With the web, it is even easier to make money this way.

    Patents and copyright are dead. Use your talents to build and convince, not build and coerce. What you invent likely came from seeing the inventions of others and making a new or better way to do something. If you want to cut off others from bettering your idea, then make another, better version.

    BTW, I stopped using Amazon years ago. I prefer buying local, and promoting my own businesses while I do. Local store owners, managers and employees then hire me rather than going online. It is a nice circle of barter and trade rather than padding UPS' and Bezos' pockets. I have no shortage of work for myself and any of my employees, who also refuse Amazon as they know their lives depend on our neighbors.

    1. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by emagery · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here here... all this stuff is completely disturbing; I myself have a web project that would rely heavily on 'citizen' reviews, and I don't like the idea that despite the fact that I've written the code from scratch, that I conceptualized every aspect of it myself and with help from no person or company, I could be ordered to desist based on a way-too-inclusive patent owned by someone else who has done something completely unrelated or even similar to my work, just because one of the active concepts is 'similar' or falls under a vague description. It's wrong. Period. This has become a tool for Microsoft and other big names to stifle competition by using law to prevent anyone from doing competative work, rather than competing by making a higher quality product. What's next? Patents on methods of eating? What I don't understand is why the public allows this. We are the power after all... not the government, not the companies... they rely on us for their income and power. It is for us to revoke it. Patents would be nothing but paper and bits if the public decided 'hey, we no longer authorize you to have that kind of power.' And woosh, it's done. I can understand the initial use of patents to protect inventions genuined developed by a group such that they aren't copied and molested by larger groups or illegal reverse engineering... but the problem here is that no one needs to reverse engineer google's work in order to create a 'review form' ... anyone can come up with the same thing, on their own, in an afternoon. Unless regulation of patents is restored, or nuances regarding broader use and public-domain recognition occur, I suggest we delegitimize this process, or reclaim it for ourselves. No easy answers, but there's also no easy argument to support the current abuses.

    2. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by ozydingo · · Score: 1
      I've written two books that are "freely" copyable. In both I request $20 to acquire my official version and help motivate me to write more. Guess what? I get the money. Often. With the web, it is even easier to make money this way.

      This works great for individuals, and perhaps even mom&pop businesses. Unfortunately it doesn't work so well for larger companies / corporations / research bodies. And, as much as hate to admit it, sometimes those larger companies/corporations are needed to develop some of the more complex innovations and products that we use today. Some things just take an extraordinary amonut of capital, reserachers and laborers, or both (And there, my friends, is an example of why you do use a comma before the word "and"). And yes, it does limit corporate motivation to develop new products/technology if nothing will prevent others from copying it. And yes, corporations are behind a lot of developing technology.

      So whereas I do despise the current loopholes, obvious flaws, and plain stupidites in our current patent system that allow for patents such as these, I don't see justification in calling the entire concept of a patent bunk. But i'll agree hands down that some serious change is needed.

    3. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when I perfect my anti-gravity machine after dozens of years of hard work I shouldnt be able to patent it? Your saying other businesses should just be able to copy it so I cant make any money? Seems like that discourages innovation.

      When I write a book people should just be able to freely copy it? I shouldnt have any legal rights? If the latest harry potter was freely available on the web, while requesting a donation, it would make significantly less money.

      I think patents need to be limited, especially software patents, and that copyright should not extend as long as it does but disagree that they should be gone completely.

    4. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      To elaborate on parent, with whom I completely agree, patents are necessary in fields with a high barrier to research and a low barrier to production. A drug may take $100 million and 20 years to create, and $0.25 per pill to create after a 1-month setup. Clearly, in an environment in which the developing company were NOT given an exclusive production right, no company who spent $100M and 20 years would ever recoup their investment, and drug research would cease overnight.

    5. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by moviepig.com · · Score: 1
      What is a patent? It is lending government's monopoly on the use of force. ...

      Like it or not, it's also a way to encourage innovation. You might argue that Amazon's latest patent doesn't merit 20-year exclusivity... and I, for one, wouldn't argue with you. But it sure would be nice to somehow fix the USPTO's technique without relinquishing their goal...

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    6. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by Ulrich+Hobelmann · · Score: 1

      But MANY researchers in world history didn't work for patents, they just worked for knowledge. So the question isn't how to prevent others from "stealing" your ideas. It's the question how to fund research.

      Well, there are universities (public and private ones). There are research labs, and they already existed before there were software patents, so it seems that wasn't the needed motivation to research. And last but not least it would make sense for several large corporations to pool resources and create a research joint venture (since ideas would end up being open anyway).

      Many research institutions don't just create ideas, they also develop know-how, and can sell consulting services, how to apply their cool research to develop products.

      In the end, if a small competitor is more efficient at transforming an idea into an excellent product at the right price, more power to them!

    7. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by Ulrich+Hobelmann · · Score: 1

      What about Pythogoras? He didn't mind having no patents. What about the first developed Polio vaccine? "Who owns my polio vaccine? The people! Could you patent the sun?", according to its inventor.

      What counts to the buying world out there is what *product* you deliver. If you don't bother to develop one, it's only fair that the competition will. And if you DO care, you'd probably be a valuable asset to the company who wants to productify your idea. If your research is really cool, I'm sure you'd win some kind of prize, too.

    8. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by jebell · · Score: 1
      What is a patent? It is lending government's monopoly on the use of force.

      You can say the same thing about the entire legal system. If everyone would just find agreement in every facet of life, we'd have no need for either criminal or civil courts. I think one of the fundamental functions of government is to protect the rights of individuals from those who wish to violate them. This holds true for recognizing the legal standing of a patent as well as it does for permitting one person to sue another for injuries sustained in a car accident. Without it, society plunges into anarchy.

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    9. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by xtieburn · · Score: 1

      This idea would be good in a perfect world. This isnt a perfect world and as someone has already pointed out if someone stole your book and started to make serious amounts of money whilst removing all sales you can make, I cant imagine you would be pleased.

      Copyright is a brilliant thing it protects people from having there hard work immediately ripped off. It would be a terrible world in which everything of serious worth you make gets you no reward at all.

      The problem with copyright isnt that it exists, its that it is being completely misused. I cant even really blame Amazon for this either because they didnt make the decisions based on the law they just asked.

      Whoever gave them the copyright is at fault here, this idea isnt something that can be copyrighted. Customer reviews belong to the customer as a part of copyright law itself, the time the review is given cant matter because otherwise youd be able to copyright an already copyrighted idea only have at the start. 'Delay starting this for 10 seconds.' The way people leave reviews is just a simple message board amazon didnt invent them. In fact the people behind PHP or whichever script they use probably did and they are no doubt open. This whole thing is the equivalent of a company sending me a letter asking for my feedback on there product. Has that process been copyrighted? Of course not. So where is the new idea to be copyrighted?

      Im sure someone with a better grasp of copyright law would be able to poke more concise holes in this debacle but when it comes down to it there was nothing to copyright in the first place and the only reason this has passed is because of the ignorance of the people who awarded it.

      I sincerely hope that Yahoo and the like continue to use there own systems and if Amazon decides to get pissy about it they overturn this ridiculous sham.

    10. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      off topic, I know...but you've written two books and you posted yesterday using the "word" irregardless???

    11. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see how much you like it when I give your book away for free. Don't mind that? What if I edit it, making you look like a moron to discredit you? What if I put my name on it, claiming credit for your ideas? What if I use it to advertise things that I charge for, or put it into something I charge for?

      Everyone has the right to use intellectual property law to protect the fruits of their labor. It's not like we're only granting rights to some elite. Yes, corporations work the system and take advantage of it. The system needs to be fixed to prevent that from happening. This doesn't mean there's anything inherently wrong with the concept of intellectual property.

    12. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by dada21 · · Score: 1

      You're saying that contracts would disappear, too.

      If I have an idea and I need capital, I'd go see a bank, explain the end-result, and wait for interest to be shown.

      Then I'd ask for a NDA to be signed before revealing the process.

      Having an idea isn't enough!! You also need to produce the best product with the best usability. Patents hurt the end user by preventing others from improving.

    13. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by ethanms · · Score: 1

      To those who believe their livelihood depends on copyright and patent, I call shens. I've written two books that are "freely" copyable. In both I request $20 to acquire my official version and help motivate me to write more. Guess what? I get the money. Often. With the web, it is even easier to make money this way.

      Very well... you the little guy produce something quite nice. I'm a big company, or maybe just a smarter little guy... I'm going to take what you did, and market it myself for $20 versions.

      If my version of your work is better, I will get more $20 payments then you.

      Point is, patents/copyrights are USEFUL. They PROTECT. If the world was ideal, and everyone was nice, I'd agree--dump all the restrictions... But the reality is that these mechanisms protect people from getting their ideas/concepts/etc stolen.

      The very fact that individuals/companies are abusing the patent system shows why we need it!!

    14. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      What is a patent? It is lending government's monopoly on the use of force. It is completely incompatible with freedom.

      Well, I'd say that since it's a very, very limited grant of power, it is also a very, very mild loss of freedom. Most people want political freedom, but the freedom to manufacture a certain widget with a particular arrangement parts now rather than twenty years from now is not so popular.

      But suppose you're right, suppose the patent is completely incompatible with your notion of freedom. Then what? Freedom isn't the only thing we value. We also value things like technological progress and rewarding artists for their work. If you want to persuade us to burn the whole patent system down you'll have to convince us that it's a better approach.

      I've written two books that are "freely" copyable. In both I request $20 to acquire my official version and help motivate me to write more. Guess what? I get the money. Often. With the web, it is even easier to make money this way.

      Well gosh. If you can get the occasional Jackson in the mail, that's good enough for me. In fact, where's your book? I'll make a copy but change it so the money comes to me. Or now that you've proven the market, perhaps I'll print up 10,000 paper copies and sell them through WalMart. Which you're cool with, right?

      And sadly, your tale is not enough to convince an editor and an illustrator to work with me on my own book. Any suggestions for them? And any tips for my friend the inventor who needs $3 million to finish his R&D and do the first production run? Because it turns out the people he knows with that kind of money would want some assurance that a Chinese manufacturer won't buy the first one and then flood the market with knock-off copies and put my pal out of business.

    15. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by xSauronx · · Score: 1

      people allow it because most people dont pay any attention to it, because its not going to directly affect most people, because most people dont invent or even conceive of filing a patent on anything in the first place.

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    16. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Without it, society plunges into anarchy. I could only dream it would. Anarchy != Chaos.

      Government doesn't protect me from someone hitting my car. I do. I put money into a pool with millions of others. If someone hits my car, I get money out of that pool.

      No one, except for government, can come on my property and violate my natural rights. Once I leave my property and enter your land, my rights are very limited. You can tell me what to say, wear or if I can bear arms.

    17. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by ThosLives · · Score: 2, Insightful
      To elaborate on parent, with whom I completely agree, patents are necessary in fields with a high barrier to research and a low barrier to production.

      I actually would think the other way around is more correct; that is, patents were to protect things that had a high cost to implement. Early on, some guy in his garage coming up with a new idea but without the infrastructure to produce it could get stomped by a factory. (Indeed, think about how difficult it is to come up with an idea, then compare to how difficult it is to try and test that idea then bring it to production. Ideas are inexpensive; bringing them to market is the expensive part. Granted, different industries are different - (bio)chemistry is different than manufacturing is different than software, and so on.) Patents, traditionally, were to protect the execution of an idea, not the idea itself. At least, that's my take on how that used to be interpreted. The current problem is because the line between "idea" and "execution of an idea" has become quite blurred with the advent of computers - more blurred than is warranted, I think.

      I can't say I know how to fix the system, but I know that simply crying "foul" when people abuse it is not entirely constructive - it is, in fact, quite reactionary.

      I also think that, even if patents went away overnight, medical research (and development in other industries) would not stop because there is a large enough demand that enough people would pay the researchers that we'd have new developments. The situation would look very different than it does today - it would probably look like a few research firms to which the "generic" manufacturers would pay some sums of money to develop new product streams.

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    18. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Everyone has the right to use intellectual property law to protect the fruits of their labor.

      I disagree.

      If you make a brick and I steal that physical brick, I took your property. If I see your brick because you let me on your property, and I make a better brick, I excel. Yet I have to work to produce my brick.

      If I create a story, there is effort. If people want my story, am I selling them the story or the means to receive the story?

      You believe the first, I believe the second.

      You can perform the story live, but to a small audience. You can create a physical book, but it could be copied. You have to decide how to balance that.

      My previous replies speak of "First Published" hostory sites. Authors can publish their works to sites that historically were rated high by previous authors. Then they can publish their books.

      Readers can buy the books. Or they can wait for the book to be knocked off. Yet if the reader gets enjoyment out of reading the story, they'd likely want more. The "pirate" couldn't produce a new story. The author wouldn't (for free). Money is a motivator.

      Remember, if you find joy or knowledge reading my posts, you just profited (not financially but you gained). If you want to profit more, you could reply and ask for more info. I'd reply for free, but I'd also let you know you could buy even deeper info.

      No copyright needed.

    19. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Haha. Great question.

      My professional work is reviewed by an assistant and an editor. My posts here are not, but I do get free peer review :)

      Funny sidenote: 3 people IRL already jibed me about that word in the post. The third commented how the word WAS acceptable in my context: government, to me, is irrespective and unregarded. It is also "unboundless," "undauntless," "uneffectless," and "unfathomless." :)

    20. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Your version doesen't even have to be better, it just has to be better marketed.

    21. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by stonedonkey · · Score: 1

      To those who believe their livelihood depends on copyright and patent, I call shens. I've written two books that are "freely" copyable. In both I request $20 to acquire my official version and help motivate me to write more. Guess what? I get the money. Often. With the web, it is even easier to make money this way.

      Respectfully, you're livlihood does not, in fact, depend on those two books, so that's not a very helpful example.

      Patents and copyright are dead. Use your talents to build and convince, not build and coerce. What you invent likely came from seeing the inventions of others and making a new or better way to do something. If you want to cut off others from bettering your idea, then make another, better version.

      You appear to have copyrights and patents rolled together into one evil ball. Copyright protects written works, and it's not just a notion of profit, but a notion of protecting your work against avaricious hacks, and idiots who think they can redistribute your work because they credit you as the source. Patents, now, those are different, and they tend to retard innovation more than they protect people's ideas. But innovation isn't really a factor with written works (magazine articles, novels, short stories, et cetera). I'll keep my copyright, thanks. I want my work to remain in my legal possession. By championing the death of copyright, you make the journalist and novelist as ridiculously weak at the bargaining table as a rock band trying to get signed to its first music label.

    22. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

      You can say the same thing about the entire legal system.

      Which is exactly the reason why we shouldn't tolerate any.

      Without it, society plunges into anarchy.

      Which is the only way to protect the rights of individuals, as you say. Because at the moment your rights are certainly not protected - and that's the way it should be. YOU should protect them. Without the gov't preventing you from protecting yourself, while the real evil-doers (sic) get away with everything.

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    23. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by kalenj · · Score: 1

      Let's start a site that will drive consumers to local businesses, instead of amazon. would be easy to cook something up with amazon's api - but i'm sure that's against TOS, or will be soon. Kind of like http://www.delocator.net/index.php

    24. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by dada21 · · Score: 1

      First we have to show local shops how to operate.

      I'm not anti-ecommerce, but I see how it can kill local communities. I own some ma&pa stores that sell skateboards and paintball and the dotcoms slaughtered us -- until we raised prices and offered much better service, great hours and a know-your-customer attitude.

      I even will shop my local Wal*Mart, as they send me a TON on skate&paint customers. I also know who the cheapskate ecommerce customers of mine are, and raising prices made sure they wouldn't return.

      I'm not worried about online competition anymore. Great service, knowledge of my customers' needs and my friendly staff trump a dotcoms "great price" mentality.

    25. Re:No theoretical proof needed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On slashdot, you can almost always assume that the use of the word "force" in a legal context is an indicator that the author is a libertarian; the afore-linked essay does a good job of explaining why it's more effort than it's worth to debunk their arguments, even though those arguments are wrong.

  3. Next in the queue by LochNess · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot patents the blog.

    1. Re:Next in the queue by jnadke · · Score: 1

      Slashdot should patent duplicated posts. That way when a user posts twice at Amazon, /. can sue them!

  4. did anyone... by think_12 · · Score: 1

    suddenly get the feeling the world just got a bit more silly?

    1. Re:did anyone... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Why do you ask? Do you hold a patent on this feeling, and try to find people to collect money from?

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    2. Re:did anyone... by Hymer · · Score: 1

      You must be new in this world... this madness accelerated between 1990 and 1996...
      Wich world are you from ?

  5. Consumer feedback by the+computer+guy+nex · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Wow, no one has ever thought of gathering customer feedback before... Brilliant patent

    1. Re:Consumer feedback by Foofoobar · · Score: 0

      LOL! Mod parent up!

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  6. Productivity lost because of patents. by CyricZ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Has anybody performed a study regarding the loss of productivity due to patents? Indeed, not only is there the issue of conducting numerous patent searches during the development of a new product, but also the resources spent on legal action regarding patents.

    The time and money spent on such actions could be put towards far better activities.

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    1. Re:Productivity lost because of patents. by mattbot+5000 · · Score: 1

      So many patents are defensive in nature (ie., patenting something that a company may wish to capitalize on at some point in the future), and as such it's really hard to measure the costs or benefits of the work that goes into creating these patents. It's highly speculative work.

      Certainly legal teams cost lots of money. But companies wouldn't do it if they didn't have some reason to believe it paid off in the long run. Whether that reasoning is correct or not is a whole other subject...

    2. Re:Productivity lost because of patents. by TheMeuge · · Score: 1
      Slashdot has [Slashdot.org]

      Patents, while extremely useful for development of pharmaceuticals (since they allow the companies to make profits), may be actually killing innovation.

    3. Re:Productivity lost because of patents. by rovingeyes · · Score: 4, Funny
      Has anybody performed a study regarding the loss of productivity due to patents?

      Yes. In my study I found out that while researching this topic I was not productive at all. My productivity loss was 100% in fact. If I hadn't done that study, I'd have had at least 20% more productivity than total loss, which is my usual by the way.

      Let me know if you need the paper. It has enlightened me a lot, hope it does the same for you.

    4. Re:Productivity lost because of patents. by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Patents on drugs are useless. $300M to make a drug seems like a lot. Remove changes to tort laws and excessive FDA bureaucracy and even $200M seems like too much.

      Yet we have billions of citizens needing meds. If you're the first to market, you've some time to recoup. By the time your drug is reverse engineered and the copy is proven to be equally effective and safe, you're closer to offering your produt at a discount.

    5. Re:Productivity lost because of patents. by kebes · · Score: 1

      Consider reading "Information liberation: Challenging the corruptions of information power" by Brian Martin (of course, it's freely available online as a PDF). It discusses aspects of information and freedom. In particular, Chapter 3, "Against Intellectual Property", makes the case for why IP may not be a good thing for society. It oulines the main arguments, and has references to other research where people have analyzed how helpful various forms of IP are.

    6. Re:Productivity lost because of patents. by Eivind+Eklund · · Score: 1

      IBM are large enough to be sort of a patent universe in itself; it is one of the worlds top holder of patents. They stated that their patent portfolio was worth roughly 10 times as much to them defensively (blocking lawsuits against stuff they'd made internally) than in licensing fees. The way I read that, according to IBM the net value of patents is highly negative; roughly 10 times more blocking that enabling (at least.) Eivind.

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  7. At what point? by RealBeanDip · · Score: 4, Insightful

    At what point will it become impossible to innovate with software without infringing on someones patent?

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    1. Re:At what point? by Homology · · Score: 4, Insightful
      At what point will it become impossible to innovate with software without infringing on someones patent?

      I would guess this is the case today for a large application.

    2. Re:At what point? by Shivetya · · Score: 1

      and at what point does it become impossible to do anything with a computer that doesn't infringe on someone's patent?

      Innovation is one thing but we are soon approaching the point where doing normal everyday activities with a computer will infringe.

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    3. Re:At what point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's happening now. After I write this, I'm submitting a patent for the procedure of moving your mousepointer over and icon and clicking.

    4. Re:At what point? by spot35 · · Score: 1
    5. Re:At what point? by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      What do you mean, "will [...] become"? It already is.

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    6. Re:At what point? by FFFish · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, chances are that it won't become impossible to innovate.

      It'll just be impossible to innovate in the USA.

      Which will, in the end, ultimately serve to remove the USA from the competitive global market.

      I'm sure India, China, and Brazil won't mind in the least!

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    7. Re:At what point? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      The article submitter says the patent "even covers" all these additional things. But the thing is, the patent really only covers a system encompassing ALL of those additional things, so it isn't as harmful as is thought. Unless you have a review system with all that specific email confirmation etc. then you are fine.

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    8. Re:At what point? by flutkatastrophe · · Score: 1

      I object to your use of the future tense.

    9. Re:At what point? by kmo · · Score: 1
      At what point will it become impossible to innovate with software without infringing on someones patent?

      Don't you think we've already passed that point?

  8. Maybe... by BigDork1001 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ... they are not patenting this to be evil but to cover their ass. They don't want someone else to get this patent and then sue them.

    Hey, it could be... maybe.

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    1. Re:Maybe... by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If they do not want someone else to patent it and sue them, all they need is an example of prior art, or to show that the concept would be obvious to an expert in the field.

      Not only is there substantial prior art, but the concept is so bloody obvious, even to me, that this patent should never have been granted. This is just more evidence that the US patent system is irretrievably broken. Write to your elected representatives and let them know this is unacceptable!

      What we really need is a system which actively encourages people who could have patents struck down to come forward. And there is only one language Americans understand: dollars! So how about if, when you are seeking a patent, you have to stump up a fixed non-refundable deposit; and the first person who comes forward within, say, six months or a year with proof of prior art that would invalidate the patent, gets half that money, as a sort of bounty?

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    2. Re:Maybe... by rovingeyes · · Score: 1
      Hey, it could be... maybe

      It feels bad to work for Amazon now, doesn't it?

    3. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much does it cost to prove you have prior art, compared to filing a patent? I don't think you could even start a court case on $300.

    4. Re:Maybe... by idlake · · Score: 1

      In that case, it would be sufficient to publish the patent application but not go through with the patenting.

      In any case, Amazon has been trying to enforce some of their bad patents, so we know they're evil.

  9. Can anyone say prior art? by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is there not anyone at the USPTO that has seen consumer reviews on (for example) PriceGrabber, NexTag, ePinions, or ANYWHERE?!

    It's like patenting the personal computer. Pardon me while I throw up...

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    1. Re:Can anyone say prior art? by pubjames · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Whether there is prior art or not, it is still wrong that this stuff can be patented.

      A technological revolution like the web opens the door to hundreds of new possibilities. Different people will come up with the same ideas within a short space of time. It should not benefit someone to have thought of something slightly before anyone else, and then be able to charge anyone else who comes up with the same idea at a later date.

    2. Re:Can anyone say prior art? by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      Whether a patent is accepted or not now hinges not on matters of innovation, novelty, or technology, but of its formatting, correct presentation and accepted correct legalese (read incomprehensible) wording.

      Bureaucractic efficiency > correct application of law and common sense.

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    3. Re:Can anyone say prior art? by back_pages · · Score: 0
      A technological revolution like the web opens the door to hundreds of new possibilities. Different people will come up with the same ideas within a short space of time. It should not benefit someone to have thought of something slightly before anyone else, and then be able to charge anyone else who comes up with the same idea at a later date.

      Yeah, but that is the idea behind the patent system, and that's what has rewarded inventors for approximately 225 years during which the US rose from a colony to what is arguably world economic dominance. Of course, it's not entirely due to the patent system, but the US patent system is apparently so fundamentally flawed that it has contributed to our position of global leadership. It isn't a very convincing argument.

      I think the greatest conflict lies in the fact that the rate of development of new ideas with the internet, software, computers, etc. is so radically different than it was for steel machining, manufacturing, or non-IC electronics. I think your comment also implies this, to some extent. The inventors are more numerous and more prolific and they want their patents in due process - meanwhile the legislation and courts are doing a poor job of clearly defining what subjects are patentable and how to unerringly classify a particular application as a patentable subject. (Lundgren, anybody? I didn't see anything on Slashdot about this case and it was easily the most incredible sign of our times - far more jaw-dropping than all of Amazon's patents)

      And as a result of more prolific inventors, resulting from the internet, new technologies, instant global communication and collaboration, etc., and you have a huge increase in both the volume and scope of applications going to the patent office. It's hard enough to simply classify those new applications, let alone search for, find, analyze, and apply the prior art.

      And just to make it fun, you have sites like Slashdot foam at the mouth every couple of weeks. I've even read TFA and haven't seen one mention of what Amazon's new patent numbers actually are. I'd estimate that 1 in 100 Slashdotters know more than 3 true facts about how the patent system actually works, but that doesn't slow down the editorializing. If you go back through my post history, you'll find dozens of attempts to cite actual information, which is alternatively met with -1 Flamebait or +5 Informative. There's no consistent desire for enlightenment in the software community - the vast, vast majority of people are more interested in blind hate based on misunderstanding and ignorance.

      And it's really, really easy to marginalize those people.

      Anyway, I'm way off the topic of your post, but that's how it goes. My point is that people who work in IP and patents pretty unanimously see problems with the patent system as applied to computer and software technology, but those problems are almost always completely different than the ranting from groups like Slashdot. Slashdotters easily conclude that it is because patent examiners are retarded - and never think of considering how little they actually know about the patent system. As a result, the problems that Slashdotters have with the patent system will very likely never be addressed because the larger flaw is in the origin of those perceived problems.

    4. Re:Can anyone say prior art? by Stonehand · · Score: 5, Informative

      Now, I'm not an IP lawyer, but I do pay attention when IP lawyers talk, and I get thoroughly annoyed when people believe the article summaries and ignore the readily accessible primary documents.

      Despite what Slashdot groupthink might have you believe, it is not relevant whether their is similar art *now*. It IS relevant as to whether there was similar art before the patent was filed -- which is years before the patent is ever granted. Furthermore, objectives are NOT patented; methods are. Thus, unlike what the summary might have you believe, Amazon has not patented a generic method for getting product reviews.

      http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?u=/netah tml/srchnum.htm&Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&r=1&l= 50&f=G&d=PALL&s1=6963848.WKU.&OS=PN/6963848&RS=PN/ 6963848

      Amazon, for instance, obtained US Patent 6,963,848. This was granted on November 8, 2005. It was *filed* March 2, 2000. PriceGrabber only started grabbing reviews in May of that year, and that by partnering with ConsumerReview.COM -- which may or may not have used methods specified in the patent. Amazon's VERY FIRST CLAIM, for instance, specifies that the covered system must do the receiving of the order AND the later solicitation of a review AFTER a reasonable period of time to allow for an initial experience. Unless ConsumerReview or PriceGrabber itself TAKES THE ORDERS, they would not appear to constitute prior art that would invalidate the first claim.

      In fact, ALL TWENTY-EIGHT CLAIMS have this stipulation -- that the system itself takes the order for which a review occurs. Does Epinions take the order, or merely send you to someone else? Does NexTag? Does PriceGrabber? Did you read the freaking patent AT ALL?

      Go vomit at your own laziness, and at the Moderator that would declare you Insightful.

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    5. Re:Can anyone say prior art? by neonleonb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You do understand that the review site taking the orders itself is a completely trivial matter? That is not an innovation, and it doesn't deserve a patent. The conjunction of two commonplace things does not constitute a patentable idea.

      Your argument is kind of like saying that even though people have sold spoons for ages, selling spoons AND GIVING A STICKER AS WELL should be patentable.

    6. Re:Can anyone say prior art? by MemeRot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Our patent system didn't used to work the way it does today. You had to submit a scale model of the thing you were patenting. Today you can patent a business model, part of the human genome, all kinds of ridiculous stuff. The legislature is doing a horrible job of defining what's patentable I agree, but you must also agree that the non-obvious consideration when evaluating a patent application seems to have just disappeared in many cases.

      "My point is that people who work in IP and patents pretty unanimously see problems with the patent system as applied to computer and software technology, but those problems are almost always completely different than the ranting from groups like Slashdot."

      So what sort of problems do they see? And are you sure that they just don't see the same problems as the slashdot crowd because they don't know as much about computers? Something computer-related may seem non-obvious and new to a given patent examiner, while IT professionals would immediately recognize it as neither.

      This is still my favorite patent http://www.freepatentsonline.com/5443036.html/ - a method of exercising a cat with a laser pointer. C'mon - the patent examiner for that must be retarded. Gimme that one at least.

    7. Re:Can anyone say prior art? by Stonehand · · Score: 1

      The conjunction of simple things can indeed be patentable, and should be -- the combination in fact can be novel. Saltpeter, nitre, and charcoal are all quite common, but have interesting results when properly combined.

      If, in fact, Amazon -was- the first entity to conceive such a system for accepting orders, estimating a reasonable lag time, and then soliciting reviews -- given that "electronic catalogs" were not THAT unusual in 2000 -- that may in fact suggest that it was a novel idea indeed.

      Even now, there are many, many vendors which do NOT accept product reviews in any form, let alone actively solicit it specifically from people who have bought the product and only after they've had time to form their ideas about it. Given that this targeting is much more reasonable than how many review sites allow (such as posting as many reviews as they like without any reason to believe that they have used any of the covered product or service, ever), there's a definite added value here. Futhermore, done well, it may help reduce the self-selection bias such as products getting reviewed first in waves by fanboys already predisposed to worshipping the offering and to promoting it to the online world at large.

      People sometimes submit reviews for products before they're even in production, for crying out loud, just on the basis of specs gleaned from previews of pre-production models. That's worthless. Reviews from actual customers are more likely to be meaningful.

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    8. Re:Can anyone say prior art? by back_pages · · Score: 1
      Our patent system didn't used to work the way it does today. You had to submit a scale model of the thing you were patenting.

      That was so long ago that it's hardly worth mentioning. The USPTO receives something like 350,000 applications per year and there is a 2 year backlog. They don't want the job of handling ~1,000,000 scale models. Sure, fewer people might apply if they had to provide a model, but it already costs ~$2500 to apply yourself (never recommended) and ~$7500 to hire an attorney for the most simple applications. Shouldn't that be deterrent enough to the garage inventor? Wouldn't scale models (expensive, difficult to develop, perhaps an invention by themselves) simply give large corporations an advantage at the patent office?

      So what sort of problems do they see?

      There's a huge discrepancy between the legislation and judicial decisions that define statutory inventions ("statutory inventions" meet the requirements of 35 USC 101 and are subject to patent protection - this is the issue we're talking about) and what people are actually writing in their applications. The existing case law is very wishy-washy about where the line is. A software algorithm is not statutory, computer instructions for the algorithm is not statutory, but those same instructions on a "computer readable medium" are statutory because it implies that a computer system (a tangible, usable apparatus) will be "configured" by those instructions to perform the algorithm.

      I kid you not, that is literally the line of reasoning established by the courts. Software is still not a patentable invention in the US, but a computer system that includes the software IS patentable (and is distinguishable from other computer systems ONLY by its software).

      See what I mean by wishy-washy? The USPTO has no jurisdiction to say, "I don't care if you put it on a computer. You put software on a computer; this is software; this is not patentable." If you choose to define your invention as a computer + software, it is a statutory invention.

      That's just one example of the disparity between the tools available to the USPTO and the reality in the industry. Search the net for "Lundgren". I believe it was decided on July 15th of this year. You'll be pretty upset with what the court decided in that one.

      And are you sure that they just don't see the same problems as the slashdot crowd because they don't know as much about computers?

      Yes, quite, with the caveat that whenever you hire 6,000 people, there will be a few outliers among the bunch.

      C'mon - the patent examiner for that must be retarded. Gimme that one at least.

      I agree with your skepticism, but there are a lot of reasons why that could have been issued. First, I would wonder what the harm is in granting that patent? How in the world are you going to sue for damages when someone plays with their cat? Patents are only useful if you patent something that's profitable. You can't stop a person from infringing your patent privately - you can only stop them from profiting from your invention. Playing with your cat? Maybe the examiner was snoozing. Maybe he just understood the law, saw the patent would be harmless, and got a chuckle out of it. I dunno, just offering an alternative explanation.

    9. Re:Can anyone say prior art? by kansas1051 · · Score: 1

      Well put. Your analysis of the claims is slightly off however. The critical limitation that is included in all claims (which define the scope of the patent) is:

      "using a collaborative filtering process to automatically generate personalized recommendations for the first customer of other items."

      The "collaborative filtering process" is what likely rendered these claims patentable, and not the generic review method that comprises the rest of the claims.

      So, the title of the article should be "Amazon gets patent for review-based collaborative filtering process" instead of fretting about the general language used to title the patent (patent attorneys always title their applications broadly as (1) the title doesn't affect the scope of a patent and (2) idiots and slashdot readers assume the title equates to the scope of protection)

      So,

    10. Re:Can anyone say prior art? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Amazon, for instance, obtained US Patent 6,963,848. This was granted on November 8, 2005. It was *filed* March 2, 2000. PriceGrabber only started grabbing reviews in May of that year, and that by partnering with ConsumerReview.COM -- which may or may not have used methods specified in the patent.

      Yeah, but I think sometime back in like, 1890, advertisers had customers reviews of products in their advertisements. Things along the lines of ""This product was great" or "Really worth the money".

      That wasn't on a computer you say? Well, lemme take a look. Yup! Just such a customer review for for viagra was sent to be by email spammers in 1999. I guess they turned out to be useful after all.

      That the gods I'm living in a fair and honest legal system where spurious patents like these can be fought by the little guys without fear of being crushed by corperate countersuits.

      Oh wait.

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    11. Re:Can anyone say prior art? by davenaff · · Score: 1

      I think it would help us ALL (especially the media) to become more familliar with patent law. When you read patents, you should focus ENTIRELY on the claims. The description is useful to provide context, but what is patented is in the claims, NOT the description.

      Cliff notes for reading claims. Look for:

      - parent claims. These claims have no dependency on other claims. In the Amazon patent, the claims that stand on their own are 1, 12, 13, 26 & 27. These are the claims that can stand alone and where you should focus most of your energy.
      - subordinate claims. These often begin with "the method described in claim X, where". These claims modify the parent claims. However, and this is key, if the parent claim is invalid, then so are ALL of the subordinate claims.

      The patent covers the method described in the parent claim fully. If there is an "and" in the claim, then there is an "and" in what is covered. That means for something to infringe on the patent, it must meet ALL of the "ands".

      In the case of the first claim, the method that is being patented requires a system that:
      - "receives an Interent order from an eletronic catalog" AND
      - estimates the date that the person would have interacted with the product. WHERE
      - this estimate is based at least on the product type. AND
      - sends a follow up email with a link. AND
      - uses collaborative filtering AND that review to present the customer with other products he might like.

      While not unique, this approach is fairly narrow. Any system that does not use ALL of these methods is not covered by the patent. Consumer reviews are not patented, just this VERY specific approach to consumer reviews and recommendations.

      Carry on now. Nothing to see here.

    12. Re:Can anyone say prior art? by AngryNick · · Score: 1

      To your point, a 1916 Tampa Tribune newspaper ad containing a customer review.

    13. Re:Can anyone say prior art? by zome · · Score: 1
      In fact, ALL TWENTY-EIGHT CLAIMS have this stipulation -- that the system itself takes the order for which a review occurs. Does Epinions take the order, or merely send you to someone else? Does NexTag? Does PriceGrabber? Did you read the freaking patent AT ALL?

      but there is nothing now to stop amazon lawers to use this patent as a reason to sue PriceGrabber or any website to allows the users to review something. It won't hold up in court but then again not many people have $$$ to go to court anyway.

      My case, I let my blog readers review my blog entries, which mean I violate some claims in this patent (I have a form that users can fill in the reviews), but not all 28 of them. However, if I get sued by amazon, my choices are 1) find $1000000 and go to court and fight, 2) pay $10000 more or less license fee, 3) kill my blog. Since so far my blog gets me like $10 from adsense, the only thing I can do is to go with choice 3, even though I know I didn't infringe this patent.

    14. Re:Can anyone say prior art? by 1ucius · · Score: 1

      but there is nothing now to stop amazon lawers to use this patent as a reason to sue PriceGrabber or any website to allows the users to review something.

      I'd call Rule 11 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure a preaty big "something," both to w.r.t. your blog and PriceGrabber. Also, even if your blog did infringe, the $10,000 license fee is pure FUD. The patent owner is only entitled to an injunction and a reasonable royalty.

    15. Re:Can anyone say prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it would be very difficult for Amazon.com to sue you using this patent - any slightly compentent judge would throw out the case on the basis that your reviews are not tied to a specific product purchase. Even most other retail sites like NewEgg and Barnes and Noble are not covered under this patent, since they don't ask you to review recent purchases through e-mail!

    16. Re:Can anyone say prior art? by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Even if significant value is added by Amazon's system, the act of patenting it stifles competition. Amazon already has the advantage of vast amounts of free cash to throw at any programming issue that comes up on it's website. Now they will have this unfair advantage concerning the way they collect reviews and the fact that nobody else can compete with them on that front.

    17. Re:Can anyone say prior art? by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      What happened to the idea of the Open Patents or Open USPTO-like activity?

      When are we going to systematically declare that MOST (but not all) of the content of a patent filing can be and must be copied and disseminated for public scrutiny. General descriptions, designs, contact information, and other attributes need to be publicised widely for there to be decent claims of or searches and cross references for "prior art".

      What also needs to be made law with teeth is the tearing to shreds of ANY company that files (not just gets, but FILES for) some frivolous, patent-grabbing bullshit action just meant to ensnare and strike fear into innovators or copiers. When a company files for a thing such as this one, it ought to be READILY apparent that Amazon hasn't got something totally novel. I say this (without having read the actual article) because I fear that the growing capabilities of software which allow the average joe or jane to program might also land them in incalculable courts costs.

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    18. Re:Can anyone say prior art? by mod_critical · · Score: 1

      Just because most people don't read the whole patent, dosen't mean it isn't rediculous mind you. I decided to indulge your elitism, and read the patent. Now I'm even more pissed about this being granted? Why? Because I have several of these things around my office. This "patent" looks a whole damn lot like a REQUIREMENTS DOCUMENT.

  10. hmm by 54v4g3 · · Score: 0

    I think I should patent sex. I'd get to sue all those pr0n companies :D.

  11. Bad news for LiveJournal by millennial · · Score: 3, Funny

    Current mood: Sued for allowing comments/reviews on user journals

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  12. eBay feedback by confused+philosopher · · Score: 1

    Negative:
    I left this feedback, and was sued by Amazon for leaving a comment.

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  13. For what its worth by QuaintRealist · · Score: 3, Informative

    While the description seems to imply that Amazon is patenting user reviews, (and the article, which it quotes, does the same), these patents apply to purchase circles and sites that allow searchable reviews rather than to those who write the reviews. More of a threat to CraigsList.

    Still another dumb ruling by the USPTO, though.

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    1. Re:For what its worth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about ebay, netflix, and the like?

  14. MAD and it's close tie to proliferation by ReformedExCon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not necessarily that these are ridiculous patents on things that have been around for a long time. It's that the granting of these patents forces all other companies to start protecting themselves by filing for patents on things that they never would have thought to patent before. Only in this way are they safe from the so-called "submarine patents" of competitors.

    However, this mutually assured destruction style of research does little to progress the state of the art. It does a good job of cementing the current technology as an ad hoc standard, but it acts as a chilling effect on new technologies.

    Not that I blame any company for doing this. It is the rules of the government that created this situation. Companies must learn to play by those rules or face elimination by competitors who understand the system and manipulate it successfully.

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    1. Re:MAD and it's close tie to proliferation by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      And you know who makes money off this daisy-chain? Patent attorneys. Lawyers have figured out how to suck blood out of every segment of society.

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    2. Re:MAD and it's close tie to proliferation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So stop complaining and do something about it.

      We need PatentForge.org .

      PatentForge will be a place to write down all
      obvious ideas and put them into the public
      domain to be used as prior art.

      That way, it'll be harder for stupid patents
      to slip through the patent office. If it's
      successful, people will know to search PatentForge,
      and lots of stupid patents will never be submitted
      or at least will be easily killed.

      Save patents for real innovations!

    3. Re:MAD and it's close tie to proliferation by chihowa · · Score: 1
      Sorry, that concept has already been patented!

      As a side note, though, there is something at patentforge.org (redirects to .net). The domain name's been held for a year, but the "Index of /" page that currently resides there has a timestamp of 8 Nov 2005. This would be relatively easy to set up. Any patent attorneys out there, would this work?

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  15. How Amazon could be my Hero... by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I think it would be cool if they announced that this patent would never EVER be enforced. They only took out the patent to protect themselves from some troll-company pulling an SCO, and they would be very happy if every one viewed this as copy-left material.

    I doubt it will happen, but if that was there plan it would make me prefer them above all other online retailers..

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    1. Re:How Amazon could be my Hero... by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1

      Actually, there are MUCH CHEAPER ways to protect yourself from other people/companies patenting stuff out from under you that going through the expense and aggravation of patenting it -- just release it to the public domain by publishing it in some journal. Of course you have to be *a little* careful as somebody *could* have a patent already in the works and you would be announcing to the world that you are using that technology - the timing of their disclosure and your article could be problematic.

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    2. Re:How Amazon could be my Hero... by idlake · · Score: 1

      I think it would be cool if they announced that this patent would never EVER be enforced.

      Simple: dedicate the patent to the public domain.

      They only took out the patent to protect themselves from some troll-company pulling an SCO

      No, Amazon is a troll company pulling an SCO; they are just much better at it, and they are screwing every consumer in the US.

    3. Re:How Amazon could be my Hero... by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 1

      What you suggest is a far more logical conclusion. Like I said, I doubt it will happen, but it is a nice dream.

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    4. Re:How Amazon could be my Hero... by idlake · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I replied because "it's taken out for defensive purposes, but we'll never enforce it" is a transparent lie. Companies that want something for defensive purposes don't have to maintain patent protection.

      The only realistic way for a company to guarantee that they won't enforce a patent is to dedicate the patent to the public domain (or let it lapse, which amounts to the same thing).

  16. Hello America! How ur patents? by nnnneedles · · Score: 1

    In related news, a patent was recently granted for a perpetual-motion machine, breaking the rule to reject inventions that defy the laws of physics.

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    1. Re:Hello America! How ur patents? by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, from the article it doesn't sound like a perpetual motion machine and more than an orbiting satellite is. Pumping enough energy into a volume to curve space enough to counteract gravity isn't free. In fact, it's incredibly expensive. I'm inclined to agree that if the patent implies the net energy needed is zero, it's effectively a perpetual motion machine. But the article didn't go that far and I'm too lazy to dig further. On and interesting note, does anyone recall hearing about some sort of nazi pagan cult ufo propulsion device? Used magnetic thrust of some sort. The fact the guys were weirdos of the highest order makes me surprised no one has turned it into a book or movie.

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    2. Re:Hello America! How ur patents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Claim #4:. "The space vehicle of claim 1 wherein said power source is a nuclear generator."

      A nuclear power source may seem perpetual but it's not...

  17. Moderators by jgbishop · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of all the days to receive 5 moderator points! I guess there won't be any "comment reviewing" for me...

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  18. Write your Congresscritters by RealProgrammer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The system is broken.

    How many examples do we need (patenting story lines, genes, methods of evaluating employees) of the idiocy that is allowing business process and software patents?

    Write them. Call them. Fax them.

    Somebody else karma whore with the contact info, I have to go somewhere and be ill.

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    1. Re:Write your Congresscritters by jgbishop · · Score: 1

      Here's one congress-critter's contact information:

      Mayor McCheese
      1600 Happy Meal Avenue
      McDonaldland, USA 00000

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    2. Re:Write your Congresscritters by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd write them if I didn't think they'd already been bought and paid for by big industry. Face it: congressmen and senators stopped being for the people a long long time ago.

      The only way copyright and patent law will ever be "reformed" (and by reformed I mean, dismantled as hopelessly broken) is through civil war. And nobodies going to die for the "I want free movies and free ideas" cause (and yet, on the other hand, greedy corporations will probably have no trouble justifying to themselves the use of force to protect their assets).

      Since that'll never happen, we're stuck with copyright and patent law getting progressively worse (and because each new generation is growing up with these concepts from birth, it'll be harder to convince people this is wrong and that there is a better way).

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    3. Re:Write your Congresscritters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Congress critters". Right. I had a feeling the people who rule over us were as harmless and cuddly as a teddy bear. Makes me all warm and fuzzy to know they're looking out for me.

    4. Re:Write your Congresscritters by RealProgrammer · · Score: 1

      I'd write them if I didn't think they'd already been bought and paid for by big industry. Face it: congressmen and senators stopped being for the people a long long time ago.

      I see you're in need of some encouragement.

      Why do politicians politic? It isn't to amass wealth or fame, but power. Never mind what they want to do with that power, be it what you consider "good" or what you consider "evil". The LCD is that they all need power to get their goals accomplished, though for some of them power is itself the goal.

      To amass power, they need wealth and fame. To get fame (or "get their message out", as they say) they need wealth. So that's why they need money. And that's why they listen to the rich.

      But don't forget, what they really want is power. If they can skip the middleman with the money and go straight to the voter, they'll do that. After all, if they take the money they are beholden to the giver, lest the river run dry. They want votes, both from you and from their fellow politicians.

      They also know that most people don't bother to contact them unless they really have a hot issue. Most people won't contact them at all, but the sample of contact they do get is probably representative of how people will vote.

      So your one letter, call, or fax is very important. They listen, not because they care (which they may or may not do) but because they want your vote. If they can get your vote by paying attention to your issue, then they'll have you in their pocket when what they really want comes up.

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    5. Re:Write your Congresscritters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the most deluded comment I've seen in a while.

      Your congressional representatives don't care about you and your letters to them matter little.

      If your congress person is a republican, then 90% or more of the time the voted (until recently) they way Delay told them to vote. They have much more to fear if they cross the republican leadership than they do if they cross their constituents. Their constituents will very likley re-elect them as long as the republican leadership doesn't get behind some other candidate.

      The republican leadership will threaten to run someone against them if they don't 'get in line'. This is actually the most likely cause for their defeat -- throwing their constituents under the bus is much less dangerous. Hence you come in a distant second after Doing What They Are Told. Delay isn't known as 'The Hammer' for nothing.

      The only way to influence your congressional representatives is to elect someone who cares about their consituents -- and that's no one in the republican party (see previous paragraph). Civil war isn't needed -- cleaning house of the republican majority is the most important first step.

      Sure democrats aren't much better, but -- if you look at the mess this country is in today -- they surely can't be worse.

    6. Re:Write your Congresscritters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a great opportunity for people to start putting pressure on companies that create these patents to submit them to the Open Invention Network.

      If companies are patenting everything because there is a concern that someone else will rush out and get the patent to sue, getting the patent and submitting it to OIN would show that the intent is protection while still supporting innovation. Seems like this could bring good press for these patents rather then the bad press (see comments in thread.)

      -icblue

    7. Re:Write your Congresscritters by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 1

      As far as Democrats go they're no better than Republicans: remember, it was Bill Clinton who signed the Mickey Mouse Ac... er, the Sonny Bono Copyright Term Extension Act.. They're just as deep in the pockets of media companies and patent holders as the Republicans.

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  19. Breathe in Breathe out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    quick, someone file a patent on breathing! you'll make a killing (literally!)

    1. Re:Breathe in Breathe out... by eosp · · Score: 1

      God already has prior art on that one. Your application is rejected.

  20. Business Methods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The federal court judges who opened this Pandora's box should be made to lie down in the released filth.

  21. Patent Time Limit by iamlucky13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Perhaps there should be a limit on the amount of time that can pass between when an idea goes into use and when the patent application is submitted. That doesn't address the silliness of this patent, but at least it would have eliminated it.

    1. Re:Patent Time Limit by back_pages · · Score: 2, Informative
      Perhaps there should be a limit on the amount of time that can pass between when an idea goes into use and when the patent application is submitted. That doesn't address the silliness of this patent, but at least it would have eliminated it.

      35 USC 102(b) states:

      Conditions for patentability; novelty and loss of right to patent
      A person shall be entitled to a patent unless--
      the invention was patented or described in a printed publication in this or a foreign country or in public use or on sale in this country, more than one year prior to the date of the application for patent in the United States, or

      Therefore, there is a 12 month time limit on when the idea goes into public use and when the patent application can be filed. If that 12 month period is proven to have expired, it's called a statutory bar on patentability and it's extremely difficult, in many cases impossible, to achieve any patent protection for the concept.

    2. Re:Patent Time Limit by evought · · Score: 1

      As another poster points out, there is such a rule. There are, in fact many rules to prevent this kind of patent from being granted or enforced. The problem is simply that none of the rules are *followed*.

      I really want to see a class-action lawsuit against the USPTO.

    3. Re:Patent Time Limit by idlake · · Score: 1

      and it's extremely difficult, in many cases impossible, to achieve any patent protection for the concept.

      Well, apparently Amazon isn't having any problems doing it.

  22. So Much For Those Bezos Reassurances! by theodp · · Score: 4, Informative

    Guardian Unlimited (2002): Bezos counters that Amazon has made numerous innovations in web commerce that have been widely copied which it didn't patent, such as...customer reviews. oreilly.com (2000): Jeff countered that Amazon has made countless other innovations in Web commerce that it didn't patent, and that have been widely copied.

    1. Re:So Much For Those Bezos Reassurances! by idlake · · Score: 1

      Even if Amazon had been the first online retailer to do this, it wouldn't matter: it's an obvious translation of brick-and-mortar concepts to the online space.

  23. Here's my review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My personal opinion is that Amazon patents suck. Patent this, Amazon. It's a boycot from now on, because of spoiling development with obvious "inventions".

  24. Amazon needs to focus on profit by external400kdiskette · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anybody else get the idea Amazon has some sort of vision problem, they spend their time obsessing over one-click patents, mechanical turks and whatever else whilst at the end of the day their profit margins are terrible and only achieving any profit after wasting billions of $ ... their business model is to philanthropic as they now have even lower profits due to shipping books for flat yearly rates and their still obsessing over moronic patents ... the fact that they even pursue such stupid things at great time and legal expense ...

    1. Re:Amazon needs to focus on profit by zoomba · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The patents are a very clear part of their corporate vision. There's nothing confusing about this one. What they're doing is essentially patenting an entire sales and distribution channel. At this rate, no one will be able to offer a remotely similar service without violating a slew of patents. They've ensured they'll never have serious competition. They set prices so low that no one can compete, and then make it illegal to do so. Once that's taken care of, prices will go back up and they'll start raking in the money.

      They're trying to establish a very legal monopoly. It's just sad that our laws allow it to be done so easily.

    2. Re:Amazon needs to focus on profit by external400kdiskette · · Score: 1

      True though in the meantime their going to have huge legal costs with everything and it's unlikely their going to be capable of sending the likes of Barnes & Noble bankrupt (esp when they have a profitable physical infratructure and can also hire expensive lawyers) and then jack up their prices. I mean so far in Amazon's history you'd have to conclude that it would've been a better business model to put all their $$$ in a savings account than their situation right now unless they suceed in doing what you've mentioned and begin to reap huge profits to offset the past.

    3. Re:Amazon needs to focus on profit by zoomba · · Score: 1

      B&N's online Portal, last I checked, was run by Amazon. They lost the one-click patent war and had to either pay for the Amazon service or abandon their online sales.

    4. Re:Amazon needs to focus on profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can find no evidence of this. Are you sure you're not thinking of Borders? Borders' online portal IS run by Amazon.

    5. Re:Amazon needs to focus on profit by mike518 · · Score: 0

      no, amazon needs to focus on getting me my dam shaving lotion!! seriously... my face is starting to hurt =(... i should probably write a customer review about amaz-- oh dam!

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    6. Re:Amazon needs to focus on profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      buy your books from Bookpool.com.
      "prices so low" my arse.
      Bookpool beats Amazon by about 20%.

    7. Re:Amazon needs to focus on profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Patents portfolios have become the business-world equivalent of nuclear weapons. They're not to protect some unique idea; they're a deterrent to being sued. "So, you want to bring your piddly little infringement case against us? Let see how many of our patents *you're* violating."

      Jeff Bezos has stated that he feels the system is broken -- but that doesn't mean Amazon's not going to play the game. They have to; ignoring patents when you're a big fish is corporate suicide.

      Then there's also the game to see just how silly of a patent you can get approved...

  25. Boycott Amazon? by bfree · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know the fsf did stop their official call to boycott amazon but I for one have never bought a thing from them. Maybe they aren't attacking everyone with their patents, but for me just giving the US Patents Office the filing fees for this rubbish is enough to keep me saying no.

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    1. Re:Boycott Amazon? by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

      I stopped buying from Amazon a while ago, but after reading this I re-visited the site to delete all addresses and credit card info as well as my wish list and anything else I could find. I invite anyone else who feels strongly about this to do the same. However, I recognize that the reality is most people stand on their desires, not their principles.

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  26. I'd like to patent hatred of Amazon by DaveM753 · · Score: 0, Troll

    How about a method for NOT purchasing goods and/or services from individual websites?

  27. No Copyrights or Patents!?!? by arfonrg · · Score: 1

    dada21, You da man!

    Do you have a link to your books?

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    1. Re:No Copyrights or Patents!?!? by dada21 · · Score: 1

      I publish under a nom de plume, but I'm considering changing that. I refuse to advertise my website, blog or books on /. as it would diminish my credibility, just like F reeI pod do. I'll drop you an e-mail with a link where you can Torrent free PDF copies :)

    2. Re:No Copyrights or Patents!?!? by kebes · · Score: 1

      I refuse to advertise my website, blog or books on /. as it would diminish my credibility, just like F reeI pod do.

      I admire your principles. However, I do not think you would be out of line if you had a link to your website in your user profile, or a journal entry talking about what you've written. Also, since another slashdotter specifically asked, I think it would be okay for you to give the info. I know that I would also be interested in taking a look at what you've written, and I suspect that many others feel similarly. Rather than forcing us to each post a (increasingly offtopic) reply on slashdot, it seems simpler for you to just give us the URL!

      Your choice, of course. Again I respect that you are thoughtful about such things.

    3. Re:No Copyrights or Patents!?!? by dada21 · · Score: 1

      This is true. My editor and I debate it constantly. For a long time, I feared my writings would get me in trouble. One book is about loving chauvinism. It also teaches the average geek how to get laid with gorgeous girls even if you're fat, bald and broke. See the conflict of promoting it here and still trying to get credibility?

      My other book is a fictional account of overthrowing government. I'd don't want to wear my tinfoil, so I publish anonymously.

      Soon my third work will be finished, tying both works together in a non-fiction book on chauvinism, anti-statism and the future. The mask will be lifted as enough people in real life know I am the same person as the author. Maybe in 2 weeks I'll post in my journal, very good idea. I'll have to send you my books and $20 for the help :)

    4. Re:No Copyrights or Patents!?!? by Morgalyn · · Score: 1

      I don't suppose you're behind the lengthy emails that have been showing up in my Spam folder on GMail, detailing learning how to win with women despite any sort of hurdles? That advertise a free book at the end, click here?

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  28. Patent Reform. by CDPatten · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is outrageous. The biggest threat to the US economy isn't china or the eu like many analysts say, it's the abuse of patent laws. I think I am going to patent blowing your nose. Maybe I will patent the letter "t"; I'll trademark it too, and then charge royalties to all of you who use it on your keyboard. How absurd. We will see forums patented, etc. etc.

    We need reform, and we need it NOW. I'd say the two biggest issues that the Federal government is failing in right now are Patent reform and Illegal Immigration.

    If the the law doesn't stop soon, we will see our economy tank. When you stifle creativity and innovation (like these abuses do) then a free economy no longer exists, and that society will fail.

    1. Re:Patent Reform. by h_benderson · · Score: 0

      Hah! Dry do sue me all day long, you'll never ged me!

    2. Re:Patent Reform. by Ulrich+Hobelmann · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm sorry you can't patent the letter "T". The German Telekom (who own T-Mobile) has already trademarked (just as good) the magenta-colored letter "T" and sued people who used that color, or who used a big letter T for logos and stuff like that.

    3. Re:Patent Reform. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe I will pa+en+ +he le++er "+"; I'll +rademark i+ +oo, and +hen charge royal+ies +o all of you who use i+ on your keyboard.

      Sui+s me jus+ fine.

    4. Re:Patent Reform. by trollable · · Score: 1

      I'd say the two biggest issues that the Federal government is failing in right now are Patent reform and Illegal Immigration.

      A possible solution would be to patent illegal immigration.

    5. Re:Patent Reform. by SlippyToad · · Score: 1

      The Teen Titans will have to kick their asses, then. They've got a whole building shaped like a T.

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  29. In other news by alexfromspace · · Score: 1

    The method of handwashing through the application of soap and water has been patented. The patent includes the description of drying hands by holding them under a hand dryer for a specified amount of time. The company also disclosed that they intend to patent several different methods of urination, and revealed that "certain other" intellectual property is also on its way to being properly secured..

    1. Re:In other news by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
      The method of handwashing through the application of soap and water has been patented.

      That explains a lot. Probably there also is a patent on flushing the toilet?
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  30. Wordage by millennial · · Score: 4, Funny

    When you submit the patent, word it as a "method for recombination of gamete DNA to form offspring." It sounds better than "taking the skin boat to tuna town."

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  31. cha-ching... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when my patent on patents goes through, i'll be rolling in the cash with all the royalties amazon, apple, microsoft, and others will be lining my pockets with!
    ds

    1. Re:cha-ching... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      That's nothing against my pending patent on receiving money. I look forward to your new revenue, because half of it will go to me as licensing fee.

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  32. My Review by IronicCheese · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm pretty unhappy with this patent and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. I give it 0 out of 5 stars.

    Did you find this review helpful?
    [yes] [no]

    come get me, Amazon.

    1. Re:My Review by geobeck · · Score: 1

      I give your review a score of 5: funny (although insightful might be more like it).

      Comment if you found this review helpful.

      Come on, Amazon, I dare you to cross the border.

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    2. Re:My Review by Mike+Peel · · Score: 1

      Your "yes" button doesn't appear to work. :-(

  33. What a crock of shit by psykocrime · · Score: 1

    This "invention" is so frickin' obvious that one of those brain-dead zombies from "Night of the Living Dead" could have invented it. My pet Dalmatian has thought of more innovative ideas than this. This is crap, it's nothing, it's not an "invention," it doesn't deserve a patent, and Amazon should be fined for filing a ficticious patent application.

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    1. Re:What a crock of shit by back_pages · · Score: 1
      This "invention" is so frickin' obvious that one of those brain-dead zombies from "Night of the Living Dead" could have invented it.

      Great. That has absolutely nothing to do with the legal concept of "obvious" as defined by 35 USC 103, Graham v. Deere, or any other legal precedent defining patentability.

      This is crap, it's nothing, it's not an "invention," it doesn't deserve a patent, and Amazon should be fined for filing a ficticious patent application.

      A compelling argument, sir. I must point out, however, that you don't appear to have the slightest idea what you're talking about. Ficticious patent application? Did you just make that up? What does that even mean? Nobody is required to submit a prototype of their invention - certainly there are thousands of "ficticious" applications if that's your definition. Where are you getting your legal concept of "invention"? I'm sincerely interested - I've read hundreds of pages of court decisions, the manual of patent examining procedure, picked apart 37 CFR and 35 USC, but I'm interested in where you came up with your definition. It certainly sounds ficticious to me.

      Because hey, maybe I'm the one who doesn't know what he's talking about.

    2. Re:What a crock of shit by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      Great. That has absolutely nothing to do with the legal concept of "obvious" as defined by 35 USC 103, Graham v. Deere, or any other legal precedent defining patentability.

      Doesn't it? Because if a brain-dead zombie could have invented this, then surely someone versed in that field could have...

      Because hey, maybe I'm the one who doesn't know what he's talking about.

      Well, you obviously missed English class when they spoke about "intentional hyperbole to make a point."

      The point being, our patent system is busted when it allows crap like this to be patented.

      Ficticious patent application? Did you just make that up?

      As a matter of fact, I did.

      What does that even mean?

      You're a smart kid, I'm sure you can figure it out.

        Where are you getting your legal concept of "invention"? I'm sincerely interested - I've read hundreds of pages of court decisions, the manual of patent examining procedure, picked apart 37 CFR and 35 USC, but I'm interested in where you came up with your definition.

      I don't claim to have a "legal definition of invention." However, the current "legal" definition does include, I believe, some verbiage regarding "obviousness." This particular invention IS "obvious to a skilled practitioner" or however it's worded. It's the kind of thing that is so obvious that nobody rational would thing of applying for a patent on it in the first place, because it's so obviously obvious!

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    3. Re:What a crock of shit by back_pages · · Score: 1
      I don't claim to have a "legal definition of invention." However, the current "legal" definition does include, I believe, some verbiage regarding "obviousness." This particular invention IS "obvious to a skilled practitioner" or however it's worded.

      No "legal definition of invention" and we're talking about an aspect of the legal system. Brilliant. You have the knife in this gunfight.

      The legislation that mentions the term "obvious" is 35 USC 103 and is one of the four extremely basic tenets of the patent system. It is literally the material you learn on the first day as a patent examiner, when studying for a registration number, when studying patents in law school, or basically having anything to do with the patent system period. And as I'm sure you are well aware, the language of a statue is never interpreted as it seems - as anyone with any experience in the patent system knows, there are hundreds of examples of case law that explain what the term "obvious" in 35 USC 103 means. The dictionary is insufficient.

      I've had this conversation with at least 20 different people on Slashdot and they all exhibit roughly the same level of knowledge about the patent system - essentially none. That isn't meant as an insult and I clearly don't expect you to be an expert in a field in which you do not work. By the same token, I don't know much about plumbing. However, as a mature adult, I readily acknowledge that I don't know anything about plumbing and hence you won't find me engaging in a public tirade about how plumbers are lazy idiots who are screwing up the world. See, before I did that, I'd make sure that I had at least a very basic understanding, based on fact, of plumbing.

      So maybe you aren't the expert on how the patent system works? Just a thought. Some people are, and when they read what you've shared with the Slashdot community, you pretty much look like an ass.

    4. Re:What a crock of shit by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      No "legal definition of invention" and we're talking about an aspect of the legal system. Brilliant. You have the knife in this gunfight.

      Gunfight? Who's fighting? Maybe you are, I'm not. I said what I had to say, you're free to agree or disagree, that's your choice.

      By the same token, I don't know much about plumbing. However, as a mature adult, I readily acknowledge that I don't know anything about plumbing and hence you won't find me engaging in a public tirade about how plumbers are lazy idiots who are screwing up the world. See, before I did that, I'd make sure that I had at least a very basic understanding, based on fact, of plumbing.


      Apples and Oranges, bub. That paragraph has absolutely nothing to do with the discussion at hand.


      So maybe you aren't the expert on how the patent system works?


      I never claimed to be.


      Some people are, and when they read what you've shared with the Slashdot community, you pretty much look like an ass.


      I'm sure just as many people reading this discussion will find you to be the ass, as find me so. Honestly, I couldn't care less what you - or anybody else here - thinks of me. If considering me an ass makes you feel better, then please continue to do so. Consider it a public service, my little gift to you.

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  34. It's a war, and the little guy loses by corneliusagain · · Score: 1
    Unlikely, since others can still get unreasonable patents and threaten to sue Amazon - so they need to have their patents available for defence.

    That's how it works, of course; all the different major retailers get sets of patents to defend themselves against eachother.

    Which is all fine, but the little guy gets squeezed out.

    Linux is lucky because it has friends like IBM and Sun who are willing to make patents available that are not only free to use, but can be used in its defence, so giving it protection in these battles.

  35. Out of touch. by Raven42rac · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the USPTO is desperately out of touch.

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  36. What did the Yahoo Execs think... by h_benderson · · Score: 0

    ...when they heard this? "D'oh! Why didn't we think of that one first?"

    It is starting to look like a race with the objective to patent the most stupid idea first. But of course we knew that for a long time...

  37. Boycot Amazon? I don't know... by Lazy+Jones · · Score: 1

    it was my first thought too, but in the end Amazon is just exploiting ridiculous patent legislation and the existence of completely and utterly braindamaged and illiterate patent reviewers who have no idea whatsoever about the trivial nature of these patents. They are the ones to blame and whoever is in charge of them should be aware of the fact that he is a complete failure and he'd better resign or shoot himself before he completely ruins the IT economy. ;-)

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    1. Re:Boycot Amazon? I don't know... by Kelson · · Score: 1

      I stopped shopping at Amazon when they received the One-Click patent and switched exclusively to Barnes and Noble's online store for several years. After the dot-com crash, I decided that online-only stores needed all the help they could get, and switched back to Amazon.

      And let's face it, Amazon.com has consistently been a big innovator in e-commerce. They developed, popularized, or combined a lot of techniques that have been widely imitated -- because they work.

      But to see them going back to this patent nonsense... I'm seriously torn. On one hand I think it's insane, and I'd like to give my money to someone else, but on the other hand, Amazon's done a lot of good too -- and I have to wonder just what effect a boycott would have.

  38. patent numbers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone run across the patent numbers for these? Apparently I suck at searching.

  39. Discovery Channel Store patent.... by corneliusagain · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hot news: Discovery Channel Store granted patent on having hot teenage girl outside blowing soap bubbles!

    1. Re:Discovery Channel Store patent.... by qazwsxqazwsx90 · · Score: 1, Funny


      hot teenage girl outside blowing


      You should know better than to use phrases like this on slashdot. You had me all excited for a moment.
  40. Insane technology? by SQLz · · Score: 1
    The patent also covers the method of tracking who returns to rate products by asking them to click on a unique link in an e-mail.

    So..they patented an SQL insert query?

    1. Re:Insane technology? by jolyonr · · Score: 1

      No, they've patented the Apache log file.

      Jolyon

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  41. Poo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't dropped a poo in two weeks because I became afraid that Jeff Bezos might have patented that already and would sue me. I have been going through the patent office's records to make sure, but it's taking a long time... eng... unh.... oooohhh....

  42. Maybe we should... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just hand over all ideas ever made for the WWW to Amazon and get it over with. Someone is being paid well at the patent office.

  43. But what if someone steals your work? by JayBlalock · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I'm asking this in all seriousness. Let's say you write the next Great American Novel. The next Gone With the Wind or Catcher in the Rye or whatever. And you sell a few copies, but a large publisher sees it. They grab the book, print it themselves, mass-market it, and stick, I don't know, CDs or DVDs or something to make sure their edition of the book is so good no one would ever buy yours.

    And you would be OK with them reaping the profit from your work?

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    1. Re:But what if someone steals your work? by jeffasselin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Remove "copy"-right and replace it with "profit"-fight.

      Only the author can PROFIT from sale of his work. That would allow me to sell me book and allow anyone to copy it, but if someone else tried to sell it (excluding base reproduction cost), that wouldn't be legal.

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    2. Re:But what if someone steals your work? by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      The problem with your idea is that there are WAY too many people out there who would be willing to share your work at no profit to them. What if I take a copy of that book you wrote and put it on my web site, and just let people download it for free? I already pay for the bandwith, so it doesn't matter if 10,000 people download it. That's 10,000 people who would have paid for your book but didn't.

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    3. Re:But what if someone steals your work? by Jeff+Molby · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what copyright law does. He's under no obligation to charge for the book. He can stipulate that his readers are welcome to read and share the book, so long as they don't charge for it. However, without copyright law, publishers could easily market and profit from his efforts without compensating him in the least. They would most certainly remove the page that encourages donations to him. Hell, they'd remove all mention of his name.

    4. Re:But what if someone steals your work? by Red+Alastor · · Score: 1
      Cory Doctorow already do that with his own novels. And it worked very well for him.

      You can download them on his website.

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    5. Re:But what if someone steals your work? by Ulrich+Hobelmann · · Score: 0

      I'd say that copying a book and selling it as your own is plagiarism, that selling a text without license from the creator and without attribution is fraud.

      For patents the situation is different from creative art; patents are just ideas. Creative art isn't just an idea, it's a piece of art. Of course even that won't stop piratery...

    6. Re:But what if someone steals your work? by dada21 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Good question. If I want to try to sell 100,000 copies, I'd have to go through exactly what you described. I've had offers for my works, and the money sucks. In fact, most mass published books lose money.

      I have no problems letting others distribute my work, even under their names. 30 years ago? Maybe I'd mind. But with the web, I could upload my works to various "First Author" sites (which I bet WOULD exist in a copyopen world) and then readers would know who really authored it.

      Right now, I am tempted by two publishing deals strictly for ego and fame. Yet the money is better in self-publishing and self-marketing. I can speak to 50 people at $10/head and sell 20 copies of my book, signed, at $25. I make $1000, spend $200, for 2 hours of work. $400 per hour!

    7. Re:But what if someone steals your work? by dada21 · · Score: 1

      So? In a copyopen world, websites would exist solely for authors to prove they "first published" a given work. I already Torrent my PDFs, and have seeded them to a few cache-history sites to prove I wrote them. I say pirate away. I'll make money on your wasted effort.

      My writings contain a sizable portion of my proprietary ideas, but not all. I keep something for my live audience. Eventually I hope to webcast those public events (for a price). My books? I'd probably pay people to read them!

    8. Re:But what if someone steals your work? by Taevin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's 10,000 people who would have paid for your book but didn't.

      Why must we go through this same argument everytime the concept of a pay-after-viewing scheme comes up? Someone viewing your media without paying for it does not equal a lost sale.

      I love to read. However, books aren't exactly dirt cheap (especially if you want the hard-cover versions), and combined with all the other forms of entertainment I enjoy (music, movies, games, etc), I don't have a lot of extra money to spend on lots of books. That means I don't buy books that I'm not very confident I'll enjoy reading. Now if I can get a book from the Internet for no cost to myself, I'd be much more willing to read it. Notice how I'm now able to read books that I would not have before because of the expense. Now, if I read through the whole thing and I like what I have read, I'm quite happy to jot down the author's name to look for future works and send them $20-30 for having read their book. More than once have I read a book online that the author gave away for free that I wanted to pay for.

      I'm not saying that this is a perfect system, but it apparently does work in the words of this author himself. I mostly just wanted to point out that a free download does not necessarily mean a lost sale. Are there people who will download and enjoy the book without paying? Almost certainly. However, how much more might the author gain by people reading his book who otherwise would have passed it over because the risk was too high?

    9. Re:But what if someone steals your work? by Charcharodon · · Score: 3, Informative
      There is a big diffenence between writing a novel and what they are doing. It's more like hey what a nifty idea, I think I patten the idea of a novel, well wait everyone already knows what a novel is I can't patten that, I know I'll patten the method of writing the novel and in effect patten the concept of the novel itself. First I'll get one for righting it with a pencil, when that runs out I'll extending it by adding in right handed, then left handed, and then a typwriter, then by phone, by newspaper, etc, etc, etc.

      They did not in any way conceiveable way or form come up with the concept of customer reviews just some extremely basic software to post it and track it, of course most of that already existed in the form of foruums, but I doubt they'll simply go after people who are copying their software, they'll go after anyone that puts outa similar result.

    10. Re:But what if someone steals your work? by Cryogenes · · Score: 1

      The big company will only be able to make a modest profit, because every other company can print the book, too. Market forces will push the price down to just a little above printing cost, maybe 20% of what the book would cost in the current system.

      Since people save so much on buying the book, and since they know the author is not paid, they will be willing to make donations. I think we need a setup that encourages donations. Maybe set up a central donation system where every author is registered and make it mandatory for everyone to have a donation account and to donate at least 10 bucks per year. Also make it public who donates how much - nobody likes to be seen as a cheapskate.

    11. Re:But what if someone steals your work? by chanda3199 · · Score: 1

      Damn those libraries for giving copies of all those books to people to read for free. Think of all the money the authors have lost!

    12. Re:But what if someone steals your work? by dubl-u · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Remove "copy"-right and replace it with "profit"-[r]ight.

      Dude, have you not heard of a Hollywood accountant?

    13. Re:But what if someone steals your work? by Filberts · · Score: 1

      Am I missing something here? What's a "patten?" Is that when George C. Scott personally reviews your intellectual property case?

    14. Re:But what if someone steals your work? by Archades54 · · Score: 1

      but can 10000 people afford it? maybe by itself yes, but what about the other items they download? few mp3's here, few ebooks there, a simple 5 dollars turns into 50, then 500, and so on depending upon how much a person wants. not everyone has the luxury of driving suvs, and many are living paycheck to paycheck, some with more bills than microsoft has patents. the biggest thing i find with piracy is that many people wouldnt pay for it, as they cannot afford to, yet if what they read/listen to/watch is good, the IP holder gains a fan who may and most likely probably will pay for future works. if i printed out with a fancy super duper machine that could make me a porsche, that isnt a lost sale, as i dont have the spare 200k cash.

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    15. Re:But what if someone steals your work? by Salis · · Score: 1

      That's actually Patton. ;)

      Maybe they should put Patton in charge of granting Patents. He'd more likely slap the guy trying to patent "a novel patent for doing something everyone else is already doing".

      I think the USPTO forgot what the word "novel" means. Can someone send them a dictionary with the word circled, underlined, and highlighted??

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    16. Re:But what if someone steals your work? by Dr+Damage+I · · Score: 1

      You haven't calculated the time taken to actually write the book into the calculation. I suspect the profitability dips rather below the $400/hr mark if you do.

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    17. Re:But what if someone steals your work? by thebdj · · Score: 1

      Ok, so let's say there are only 5,000 lost sales then. Or even just 2,000. The fact is that some people will download it, read the whole thing and never even consider purchasing it. There are plenty of methods available for people to take gambles on different media types. In the case of movies, there is Blockbuster or Netflix which minimize the cost of the gamble. People have HBO and SHO for similar reasons and on-demand programming through cable companies.
      For the books there are plenty of methods as well. You can always go to your local library or a bookstore to browse through the book selection. I see plenty of people in B&N looking through the books and heck I think some of them read whole books there and still never purchase them. So the problem would still exist even without a downloading means available and with or without copyright laws.
      Games have Blockbuster or Gamefly or downloadable demos. The one with the hardest alternative test systems are music. Sometimes you can find musical samples online to try out, but there are not really many established preview methods, since we can argue how horrible radio selection and music television stations are for trying out music.

      The fact is the copyright system doesn't need to be completely abolished, it only needs to be modified to make it more suitable and appropriate. The time limit should be lowered to something like 40-50 yrs (so I can maybe see some public domain movies in my lifetime). The definition of fair use should be spelled out in the law and made very clear to avoid the legal issues and such that come out of what is a largely undefinite term. The idea of backing-up media would need to be protected, as well as the idea of having media portability, so you can make old VHS -> DVD, CDs -> MP3, etc. There should also be laws that specifically make DRM ideas illegal with a few very rare exceptions. It should be made clear that anything interfering with a persons right to fair use will not be allowed. Unfortunately, this is probably all a pipe dream.

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  44. prior art by buhatkj · · Score: 1

    this BS will never stand up in court. there is so much prior art on this its not even funny...
    No worries really, but one more huge bonehead move for the USPTO

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    1. Re:Prior Art by RichiP · · Score: 1

      Even without prior art, these are some of the most stupidest patents I've ever heard of. I used to read about new inventions and concepts and would always smile in wonder at the amount of innovation going on. Nowadays, it just seems one can patent ANY process regardless of how non-unique or simple they are. Makes me want to scream "Stupid!" sometimes.

    2. Re:prior art by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      So, you expect a group of under-paid, over-worked people to make smart decisions?

      Sadly, they're being overworked, so everything became "Hm... look plausible... where's that 'Approved' stamp?"

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  45. Re:GNAA unveils new 2005 product line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've misspelled 'Neitzchian' and 'recieved'.

  46. Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen websites that did this. Way before Amazon. I know, becuase I've seen them. I just can't remember where I saw them.

    Darn my memory!!!!!

  47. Anyone know the patent #'s? by gvibes · · Score: 1
    I don't see any reference in the article to the numbers of the issued patents.

    6,963,850 ("Computer services for assisting users in locating and evaluating items in an electronic catalog based on actions performed by members of specific user communities") looks like one - 6,963,850

    6,963,848 ("Methods and system of obtaining consumer reviews") looks like another - 6,963,848

    Anyone know the third?

    1. Re:Anyone know the patent #'s? by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      It might be 6,963,867 ("Search query processing to provide category-ranked presentation of search results") - 6,963,867

      This one's assigned to Amazon subsidiary A9.com

  48. Patent Law? by ozydingo · · Score: 1

    I guess I just don't understand the legal issues as much as I thought i did...is there not clearly plenty/ of prior art to this? Can Amazon claim they invented any of what they patented? Can someone please explain how this works--and if it is really good by the books and not just because of some dolt working at the patent office, how the hell we've allowed it to get into the books?

    1. Re:Patent Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I understand, the Patent Office only searches for existing patents. It does not search for prior art. It just expects that if prior art exists, then the patent will be overturned in court. So stupid patents are granted, and the only way to un-do them is at great expense through the legal system. Dumb dumb dumb dumb

    2. Re:Patent Law? by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess I just don't understand the legal issues as much as I thought i did...is there not clearly plenty/ of prior art to this? Can Amazon claim they invented any of what they patented? Can someone please explain how this works

      Your question is a bit similar to the question "can I drive 100 mph on the main street of my town". Technically you can with many stock vehicles. Theoretically you cannot but actually chances are, you won't get caught. It's similar with patents - theoretically you can't get a patent when there is prior art but chances are, you can get away with it (just because if you are a large corporation, you employ better lawyers than federal office). In fact, your patent won't get much chances in court - it is doubtful, for example, whether Amazon's "one click patent" is worth a dime. The only time it was actually tried in court, it was settled in secrecy and the settlement could bloody well be "OK, we give you $BIGNUM and you keep mum on worthlessness of our patent". It could be similar with this one.

      Patents like this can be overthrown in court, but the procedure is expensive and cumbersome so nobody wants to invest his money and time into this. So you end up with a patent that is theoretically valid but actually it isn't.

      Why does this happen? Think of USPTO as of a very very lousy cop, who actually is there on the main street distributing tickets but he is also half blind and easy to bribe, so some speeding vehicles pass with no penalty, while other get the tickets (but then can easily claim innocence in court). Solutions are obvious and suggested elsewhere in this thread: improve the patent examination procedures and remove entire categories of patents that are bound to be trivial, such as the "business method patents", the most stupid of them all.

      Hope I answered your question.

  49. Your copywrite is only as good... by RingDev · · Score: 1

    as the lawsuits that follow. The USPTO has appear to have given up any hope of actually tracking IP. So they will issue copywrites to just about anything and let the lawyers sort it out in court.

    -Rick

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  50. And this is *why* it's getting stupid by Christian+Engstrom · · Score: 5, Insightful
    So why does the patent office keep on granting so many obviously stupid patents?

    It is not primarily because the patent examiners are incompetent, as is often suggested. Instead it is the economics of running a patent office that make sure that it becomes like this.

    Nowadays most patent offices around the world are "self funded", which means that they are funded by the fees that the collect from the patent applicants. This may perhaps seem like a sensible idea at first sight, but unfortunately it invariably leads to lower and lower standards for what is patentable.

    A look at the USPTO Fee Schedule explains the underlying math.

    The initial application fee for a patent is $300. In order to collect that money, the patent office has to do quite a lot of work: set up a file, do an initial formal examination, perform a novelty search, and quite often engage in correspondence with the applicant to sort out various issues. It seems reasonable to assume that initial applications "as such" do not cover their own costs for the patent office.

    But once a patent has been granted, nice things start to happen to the patent office's profitability calculations.

    In order to keep his patent valid, the proprietor has to pay maintenance fees at regular intervals. $900 is due at 3.5 years after it was granted, $2,300 due at 7.5 years, and $3,800 due at 11.5 years.

    For a patent that is renewed throughout its full term, the maintenance fees add up to $7,000, compared to the $300 for the initial application.

    And the renewal fees are the good part of the patent office business, since the PTO doesn't actually have to do anything for the money, except make a note in the file that the fee has been paid. So for those patent offices around the world that are funded in whole or in part by the fees they collect, there is a direct incentive to let the standards slip to the lowest level they can possibly get away with.

    The result can be seen at a patent office near you.

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    1. Re:And this is *why* it's getting stupid by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      The problem doesn't seem to be self-funding, but instead the fee schedule.

      Just charge more upfront. It is a monopoly after all, they can charge whatever they want.

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    2. Re:And this is *why* it's getting stupid by Znork · · Score: 3, Informative

      'Nowadays most patent offices around the world are "self funded"'

      Not only is the patent office itself 'self funded', the actual patent system itself has nobody responsible for its budget. The money going into patent holders pockets doesnt materialize from thin air; the method of creating income through monopoly rent is comparable to product taxes.

      So the patent-fee funded PTO joyfully assigns the equivalent of taxation rights all around, and the consumers and citizens are more or less powerless to do anything about it because theres nobody to hold directly responsible.

      Of course, that was the entire idea from the start; when the kings of old wanted more income, but were reluctant to impose further taxes on an annoyed population, they instead handed letters of patent to merchants and nobility in exchange for funds or support, and the patent holders got to exact the funds from the population. Blame got shifted and everyone got what they wanted. Except the population of course.

    3. Re:And this is *why* it's getting stupid by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      The very real danger with that proposal is that private inventors are supposed to be be able to apply for patents. If you make it too expensive up front only companies will be able to afford patents.

    4. Re:And this is *why* it's getting stupid by Bob+McCown · · Score: 2, Funny

      And this is a bad thing how?

      </Big Business>

    5. Re:And this is *why* it's getting stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent needs to be modded +2 _damned insightful_

    6. Re:And this is *why* it's getting stupid by SerpentMage · · Score: 2, Informative

      Excuse me????

      Patents are NOT affordable by private inventors and have stopped being affordable a long time ago.

      http://www.patents.com/cost.htm, http://www.ipwatchdog.com/patent_cost.html

              * Relatively simple invention - $3,000 to $5,000
              * Invention of minimal complexity - $5,000 - $10,000
              * Invention of moderate complexity - $10,000 - $15,000
              * Invention of intermediate complexity - $15,000 - $20,000
              * Relatively complex invention - $20,000 and up

      Look at these costs, as they are not chump change. This is only a patent in the US. To get a European patent knock on another 20,000K. Then to defend your patent you need yet again a 300 USD per hour lawyer. Frankly the reason why there are so many patents is because lawyers and the patent offices have how to create an economy where there should be none.

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    7. Re:And this is *why* it's getting stupid by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      I am aware of the current patent costs, but ~$3k - the figure I've seen thrown around is manageable. I don't live in Europe and don't work on software, two things that admittedly increase the cost significantly. Further, if the current costs are two high than raising them is an even worse idea.

  51. I Want A Patent! by RapidEye · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking about applying for a patent...
    Naming a company after large South American Rain Forests! =-)

    As to whether or not I decide to persue licensing...

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  52. Patent This! by HilariousHandle · · Score: 1

    I am going patent a method for generating electrical impulses within the human brain. That way, when someone says, "Penny for your thoughts?" I can jump in and be like, "No, that will be $14.99! Payable in cash, check, or credit card."

  53. Patent laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't it in the patent laws that you can't patent something that exists already. EG. if I made a car and released it publically before a patent, anyone else has the right to make a car but no one can patent it since its public domain.

    I will patent walking, charge a dollar per step :)

  54. psychopathic entitlement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Yeah Dada, I agree with you. I'm an independent producer. One way or another I get paid. It's tougher than the old days, but at least now I am in control of and in touch with my own work and my audience. I used to be in 'the business'.
    I collected royalties and joined all the clubs, I had 'major' contracts with publishers. In the end all I got was ripped off and exploited. Copyrights, patents and trademarks are 20th Century rubbish, we are already long past that and the dinosaurs are doomed to die out. It's going to be ugly. 3 years ago I posted on this site saying the same thing. I predicted a split of culture into 'legitimate' and 'open' with the Open culture ultimately winning out and destroying the traditional orthodox business system. This last part of the prediction hasn't come true yet, but it will, watch.
    I also said that the dinosaurs wouldn't die gracefully without an ugly fight and trying to take everyone else with them, you only need to look at Sony today to see how this is going to pan out. It's catch 22. If governments repeal patent laws overnight hundereds of major companies will go to the wall and the economic fallout will be unbearable. If we all fail to get patents and copyrights destroyed then the future is even worse economically, as the several reports published recently indicate clearly. Let's face it the idea of this patent on 'reviews' is absurd and laughable. And I thought a patent on one click was as surreal as it would get. I think that the current climate of patent cases indicate an underlying mental illness in society. We have a problem with psychopathic entitlement endemic in the corporate world. Frankly some of these people need rounding up and institutionalising for the larger benefit of society. But there is hope. Madness often precedes a breakthrough or recovery, and perhaps the signs we are seeing now, that this is all getting beyond a joke bode well for change. Consider the story below this one, frightened fools trying to restrict quantum computers. If you are dumb and uncreative the only way you have to stay ahead is to hold everyone else back. Right now it seems the corporates are running scared, they have nothing to offer and so they are trying to destroy everybody elses attempts at progress. Shameful human defects.

  55. People Who Have Patented Blue Skies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...have also recommended patenting: Respiration, One-click Defecation, and Iteration using For-Each loops.

  56. And what will this mean? by Sean-Khan · · Score: 1

    I'm undecided about this. First I felt enraged as I begin to think about most of the consumer reviews losing from internet, but then I saw that this actually might be good. If there would be just one place where consumers could send their reviews about goods they have experience of, that might save everyone from hours of googling when looking for opinions! This can be good, or this can be bad - but the idea of someone being able to make such patent IS bad.

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  58. Stop the Insanity! by T3kno · · Score: 1

    Where is that short haired lesbo workout chick when you need her?

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  59. I have prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I patented a system of using one's fingers to input data into a computational device.

    So all of you posting here owe me a $699 licensing fee. Please send your check to 'Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield'

    1. Re:I have prior art by J_Darnley · · Score: 0

      What state is that?

    2. Re:I have prior art by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      I type with my toes.

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  60. USPTO must be as well staffed as FEMA by museumpeace · · Score: 3, Informative

    I don't know if they are going to post it but I just submitted a bit to /. about how a a patent has been granted for an anti-gravity machine. The USPTO is infamous among /. readers for the idiotically obvious and obviously idiotic software and business process patents that it grants. Every time a new one of these howlers shows up here I complain that the USPTO is not doing its job and leaving the real work for the courts...where rich corporations will usually prevale. But they seem to hit new lows every month. Their own stated and court-tested policy is to refuse patents to any idea that violates known physical law. The examiner must be an idiot.

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    1. Re:USPTO must be as well staffed as FEMA by Excelsior · · Score: 1

      USPTO must be as well staffed as FEMA

      Definitely not. I have it on good authority that Director of the USPTO, Jon Dudas, has never even owned an Arabian Horse. Pathetic.

    2. Re:USPTO must be as well staffed as FEMA by Reverend528 · · Score: 1

      That's pretty dumb, since we're at least 17 years away from successfully building anti-gravity machines.

    3. Re:USPTO must be as well staffed as FEMA by Rinkhals · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but this is exactly what the rest of the world expects from the USPTO.

      In the eighties there was a British company called PSION which built palmtops. These palmtops had an electronic Diary.

      Seems some US troll had patented an 'electronic diary'. The guy had no desire (or inclination) to develope such a device, but knew with certainty that, sooner or later it would be developed by other people.

      Well, he waited a couple of years and then hit them retrospectively.

      Not sure if PSION are still in business (I heard that they were forced to the wall), but surely this is the opposite of what patents are intend to do, right? Or maybe not. Maybe they are intended to prevent non-US companies from competing? Wouldn't surprise me.

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  61. New Slashdot Poll by thesnarky1 · · Score: 1

    How shall we pay the $10 million we owe for this poll? 1 - Beowolf cluster laundering money 2 - Sell our tinfoil hats 3 - Slashdot 'em in response, and hold their servers for "ransom" 4 - CmdrTaco! Oh, I vote for the last

  62. Is there anybody actually at the Patent Office? by GigG · · Score: 1

    Is anyone even reading the patent applications before they are approved? What ever happened to "Prior Art"?

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  63. I have just patented ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the process of companies filing patents on really silly things in order to raise some extra operating capitol at some later date by suing someone with deep pockets for patent infringement.

    I expect to sue Bezos, Gates, and the rest of the cretins as soon as my trust runs low on cash.

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    1. Re:I have just patented ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ... the process of companies filing patents on really silly things in order to raise some extra operating capitol at some later date by suing someone with deep pockets for patent infringement.

      I think there is prior art in just about every frigging story about patents on slashdot! Oh, and the word is "capital", not "capitol", unless you are trying to animate some Senators or Representatives (a rather difficult task without massive amounts of capital).

  64. Prior artPrior artPrior art by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Can anybody say "guestbook"?

    1. Re:Prior artPrior artPrior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guestbook! There, I said it! Nyahh!

  65. How to end software patents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    patent the if then else statement and operator

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  67. Companies play by the laws of the land by WebbedWell · · Score: 1

    Let's be pragmatic, companies which only innovate, and don't persue patents, will lose. Unless laws change, there is no other way of doing business, period.

  68. Are patents worth it given Mutually Assured Destru by Serveert · · Score: 1

    ction? We're told Amazon will only use patents against those who use them against Amazon. So if you're starting out a company and have a great idea, it seems as if the best thing to do is not get a patent and avoid this mess.

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  69. Re:The Actual Patents by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Thank you. I was wondering what the actual patents were since /.'ers tend to shoot off at the mouth without actually reading anything. Plus, I wanted to know if this was an actual patent or just a published application. This incredibly significant difference is utterly lost on so many people here.

    To anyone submitting a story about patents:(1) Make sure to mention whether it is a patent or a published application, (2) link to the friggin' patent or publication, which is easy to do since they are all readily available at www.uspto.gov, and (3) if it is a granted patent, RTFClaims! This is what the actual patent protection comes down to: each and every limitation of the independent claims has to be met for something to infringe (or an obvious variation). I mention all this because, without these three things, you can't even begin to discuss problems with the patent. Not that it ever stopped anyone here, though...

  70. It's about what is ridiculous or sensible by Jamesday · · Score: 1

    I expect that you both know what you're talking about. The problem is, the person you replied to is suggesting that the law in this area is currently failing any useful rationality or benefit test. Your understanding of this portion of the law doesn't make it more or less rational or beneficial.

    For me, such decisions tend to cause me to favor the view that patents of non-physical items are a significant barrier to innovation and we should consider ending them as a means of encouraging innovation.

    1. Re:It's about what is ridiculous or sensible by back_pages · · Score: 1
      For me, such decisions tend to cause me to favor the view that patents of non-physical items are a significant barrier to innovation and we should consider ending them as a means of encouraging innovation.

      So the discovery of the method to make steel should not be a patentable invention? A new process that can manufacture amazing new hard drives should not be patentable? A new process that produces an existing product for 10% of the cost isn't an innovation that promotes science?

      Just asking, because it seems to me that rewarding people for inventing each of the above should be key part of any justifiable patent system.

    2. Re:It's about what is ridiculous or sensible by back_pages · · Score: 1
      To be a little less snippy than my other post, let me just point out that the chapter of the Manual of Patent Examining Procedure which deals with the concepts of patentability is something like 500 pages long. The section which specifically deals with whether or not abstract ideas, computer software, etc. get patent protection is roughly 50 pages long, 2 columns per page. It is a LOT of material, and even still it fails to provide any clear guidance on whether or not your application will be considered patentable (ignoring prior art for the moment).

      If you or anyone has a single sentence test that clears up this extremely complicated issue, everyone in the patent industry is listening.

    3. Re:It's about what is ridiculous or sensible by Jamesday · · Score: 1

      >> So the discovery of the method to make steel should not be a patentable invention?

      This appears to be simply a fact (discovery of scientific information) that you can make steel. Specific proceses to do it efficiently might be another matter. Steel (today) is relatively easy to make, so it's no longer a revolutionary process. If the process was something not now known, like how to make diamonds in gem quality (say, D IF) and 5 carat size for 50 cents a carat, I'd probably agree that that is new and patentable.

      >> A new process that can manufacture amazing new hard drives should not be patentable? A new process that produces an existing product for 10% of the cost isn't an innovation that promotes science?

      The key bit in those two is the word "new". I doubt that anyone here has not heard of reviews or consumer reviews, so the smell test for a patent involving them should be starting out with some pretty high hurdles for showing that there's really something other than what we already know being patented, not just the thought of doing them with a green pen instead of a blue pen or a computer screen instead of a piece of paper.

      The problem for the cases which are mentioned on Slashdot is that they don't pass the smell test and are generally not considered new or innovative by those here who are professionals in the field the patent involves. When the patent system is granting such patents, then it's obvious that those same professionals are going to lose respect for the system.

      For those involved in the patent system, I can see that it is a problem, because the system is intended to reward real innovation.

      It's also quite tough because almost all of the new work being done in the field doesn't in any way involve the patent system, so I can understand it being hard to know what is novel and what isn't.

      In this particular field, the patent system is in many ways granting a patent on a new way of doing art, when it sees perhaps as much as one in a billion of the works of art which are happening and is trying to work out what is new in the field. Meanwhile the typical artists are just getting on and producing the art, without involving the patent system until some person comes and tells them that they have been granted a patent on what they already knew.

      The chances of me considering filing a patent application for a ten minute or two day job are close to zero, yet those time thresholds are those often involved in innovation in the field - and are routinely done by the first person to be asked to solve the particular problem presented. Different person, same problem, very likely the same solution, applying the same mixture of known techniques. And those problems aren't unusual. They are typically involved in every job anyone in the field does, as a normal part of their working life, doing it many times a day.

    4. Re:It's about what is ridiculous or sensible by back_pages · · Score: 1
      The problem for the cases which are mentioned on Slashdot is that they don't pass the smell test and are generally not considered new or innovative by those here who are professionals in the field the patent involves. When the patent system is granting such patents, then it's obvious that those same professionals are going to lose respect for the system.

      I've implied on countless occasions that a "smell test" that's based on misunderstanding is a ridiculously useless test.

      Patent applications are examined by professionals in the field the patent involves.

      I reiterate that there is a fundamental lack of knowledge regarding the patent system in general, and particularly on Slashdot. Making references to a "smell test" is simply an indicator that this is correct. There are precious few tests to pass before a patent is granted. They are all clearly defined in legislation and case law. None of them involve popularity on an internet website.

      The chances of me considering filing a patent application for a ten minute or two day job are close to zero, yet those time thresholds are those often involved in innovation in the field - and are routinely done by the first person to be asked to solve the particular problem presented.

      This much is true, and an elegant and appropriate restatement of your criticism is that current case law and legislation does not adequately provide the USPTO with a definition of obviousness that distinguishes this type of every day problem solving from "invention". While there is an argument that such a distinction is neither required nor desired by the language of the Constitution, it is apparent that a great many people in the industry want that distinction to be made. This situation, however, is entirely outside the scope of the USPTO's responsibility and/or jurisdiction. It is up to Congress or the courts to address this issue and correct it, if they deem necessary.

    5. Re:It's about what is ridiculous or sensible by Jamesday · · Score: 1

      The "smell test" is a human-understandable way of suggesting that something has been seen many times before, so why is someone filing a patent on it and is there really novelty in the application. Law aside, we probably all have some concept of what's going to fail such a test.

      In this field, some improved definition of obviousness seems to be required. I would say that the fundamental purpose of the patent system is clearly expressed in the Constitution as "To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts" and that I'm coming to the view that in this field it is doing the opposite. Not exclusively, for I do wish there was some way to reward some of the true invention of really new methods which happens.

      The RIM/Blackberry case which is in the press at present is one example of a problematic patent, IMO. After reading the patent initially, I found that I'd encountered and knew of the principles being patented (yes, I'd say they were principles) in wide application for the same purpose several times, and that all of significance already existed well before the patent application was filed. It didn't come close to exceeding the standard for obviousness I'd want, because all it was doing was applying well known techniques to a device small enough to fit in a human pocket instead of a ships radio room, telegraph office or desktop email server. Ask me or others to design a system architecture for the same task and it's nearly certain that the same principles would have been used in essentially the same way.

    6. Re:It's about what is ridiculous or sensible by back_pages · · Score: 1
      Law aside, we probably all have some concept of what's going to fail such a test.

      That's all very true, but the patent system was originally designed with the specific goal of granting the broadest patent claims that an inventor can demonstrate. Add to that the burden of rejecting a patent claim must be shown in documented, publicly available prior art (after the requirements of 35 USC 101 and 112 have been met).

      Someone recently mention the "Method of exercising a cat with a laser pointer" patent to me. I have no doubt that there was no prior art for that. Granted, anyone whose cat chased their laser pointer immediately began "exercising a cat with a laser pointer", but that doesn't make it prior art. As you've defined the "smell test", we can probably agree that there isn't much "invention" there, but that's entirely irrelevant in the eyes of the law. The guy submitted a patent application and there was no prior art to refute his claim that he was the first person who invented the technique.

      It didn't come close to exceeding the standard for obviousness I'd want, because all it was doing was applying well known techniques to a device small enough to fit in a human pocket instead of a ships radio room, telegraph office or desktop email server.

      Understood. I don't recall how old that patent is, but newly issued patents have their prosecution published in PAIR (Patent Application Information.. uh.. Retrieval.... System?) accessible from www.uspto.gov. You can read what the lawyers and the examiner argued about during the prosecution. I'm not familiar with the prosecution of that patent (and not sure if it's publicly available at this time) but there is a section of the manual of patent examining procedure that specifically addresses "Making Portable"

      MPEP 2144.04

      The mere existence of that section suggests to me that the lawyers were probably arguing some other feature of the RIM/Blackberry application(s), however I don't know for certain.

      Ask me or others to design a system architecture for the same task and it's nearly certain that the same principles would have been used in essentially the same way.

      I don't debate that, however this avoids a couple of pertinent questions. Did you build it? Did you even attempt to solve the same problem they did? Do you have any evidence that you conceived of the idea before they made their product? The question of "invention" is not "could you have come up with this?", but rather, "Who first had the idea to do it and solved the problems of implementation?" You might not like it, but that's basically the concept that forms the foundation of the patent system.

  71. Now you did it... by mpath · · Score: 1
    come get me, Amazon.

    might as well go ahead & set up your legal fund donate button ... before they patent that!

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  72. A few important details by sxyzzx · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here is the patent in question.

    For those too lazy to click, here's the primary claim:

    A method of encouraging customers to provide reviews of purchased items, the method comprising:

    receiving over a network an order from a first customer for an item purchased from an electronic catalog;

    estimating by what date the first customer will have at least initially evaluated the item based at least on the item type;

    initiating an electronic transmission, based at least in part on the estimated date, to the first customer on or after the estimated date of a message requesting the first customer to provide a review of the item to thereby encourage the first customer to provide at least one review, wherein the message includes a link to an electronic review form and activation of the link by the first customer causes the review form to be presented to the first customer;

    receiving the review from the first customer electronically via the review form;

    individually presenting the first customer review in a group of reviews to a second customer interested in the item; and

    based at least in part on the first customer's review, using a collaborative filtering process to automatically generate personalized recommendations for the first customer of other items.

    One thing that's common to all the claims is that the system estimates when the user will have evaluated the item, based on what kind of item it is. So if you always send the review request three days after shipping, you're not infringing the patent. OTOH, if you figure that books take longer than DVD's to evaluate, and therefore don't send a book review request for a week, then you may be in trouble.

    Also, note that the patent application was filed in March 2000, so any prior art would have to predate that.

    Interesting that the article omits these kind of details.

  73. No, but... by Jeff+Molby · · Score: 1

    I'm sure it would be as useless and biased as all other "productivity" studies.

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  75. Speed up the cycle by Kelson · · Score: 1

    The obvious solution to the software patents problem is to just reject them on principle. But here's another thought: How about speeing up the cycle on software patents, aprticularly Internet-related ones?

    Standard patents last, what, 20 years? And it usually takes a year or two (sometimes longer) to get approved, by which time everyone has either moved on (if it's specific enough to be worth patenting) or it's become so widespread that it threatens to throw a wet banket over the entire Internet. (Think Eolas.)

    Suppose we limit software patents to 3 years, max, with an approval time in months instead of years. (Assuming, of course, that we can find some way to pay for more reviewers to adequately process them within that timeframe and not just rubber-stamp them to fill a quota.)

    That takes care of most of the patent-as-weapon problem, and the dredge-up-an-old-broad-patent business method. If someone wants to profit from a patent, they have to enforce it immediately, and it will generally be the people who actually did the work, not some holding company that bought out a bankrupt start-up's patent portfolio.

    All that's left is finding a way to prevent them from being used as a weapon against open-source projects. Perhaps a cap on royalties paid by non-profits?

    Just some thoughts.

  76. Choke them out by hkb · · Score: 1

    It sounds like an excellent opportunity to let the vict... err recipients of Amazon's "you just bought a product, please review it" emails to instead use the review to give them a piece of your mind on their stupid patent tactics (ala product reviews and 1-click shopping, which they've enforced).

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  77. how about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the PTO gets funded bty royalties (small %) of the patent licensing. No up-front fees, just paid for by collecting a "fair share" of the wealth they helped create.

    1. Re:how about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you want it to be in the PTO's interest to have everything patented, so they maximize their royalties? Idiot.

  78. Most websites? by Renraku · · Score: 1

    This affects most websites. This is TOO far reaching. Its like trying to patent a 'submit' button!

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  79. Would you actually trust him? by Jeff+Molby · · Score: 1

    You can't infringe on the patent just because he says he wouldn't enforce it. It's too risky. Who's to say he'll even be the CEO next year? He would have to grant me a free and perpetual license before I would ever do anything that knowingly utilitizes his patented "technology".

  80. Oh dear. by Bezben · · Score: 1

    This is all going to backfire big time, I can just see it. Eventually someone is going to get a patent like this and try and enforce it.

  81. torn... by conJunk · · Score: 1
    So how about if, when you are seeking a patent, you have to stump up a fixed non-refundable deposit; and the first person who comes forward within, say, six months or a year with proof of prior art that would invalidate the patent, gets half that money, as a sort of bounty?

    I'm torn. I like the system you're proposing, and it sounds effective. The only problem is that the socialist in me doesn't like the idea of having to sump a deposit - that would sumarilly reduce pattent applications from smaller business, poor people, etc. It would help to ensure a monopoly on IP by large companies who have a vested interest in reducing competition.

  82. Boycott! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just used Amazons comments form to tell them that I will boycott them if they try to enforce this BS. Probably go unnoticed but maybe if they get enough of them from us...might make a difference. BS like this and Sony's fiasco are getting out of control! Boycotting is about the only way that corporations will listen to consumers these days...they can't ignore it when customers aren't buying.

  83. Nice sig by Jeff+Molby · · Score: 1

    I'm probably setting myself up for my first "troll" point, but I hope you're aware of how infantile the reasoning in your sig is.

  84. So Amazon patented guestbook scripts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that all their reviews are. Basing it off of getting a patent for collecting the information through a form.

  85. Some proof needed for that one, though by Christian+Engstrom · · Score: 1
    Like it or not, [patents are] also a way to encourage innovation.
    Do you have anything at all that supports that opinion? Can you provide a link to any reputable study, theortical or practical, that suggests that software patents do in fact encourage innovation?

    You can find links to a dozen or so studies that come to the conclusion that software patents are in fact harmful to innovation and the economy as a whole here.

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  86. I guess we're out of business! by ratebeer · · Score: 1

    Using web forms to make consumer ratings?! I guess RateBeer.com is out of business as soon as Amazon steps into the beer space. Heheh.

    1. Re:I guess we're out of business! by meregistered · · Score: 1

      And price watch, and ebay, and yahoo(the shopping cart), and hotornot, etc... etc...
      etc...

      Not rediculous though, very valid claim, Amazon was the first to use a form to allow users to rate something, I'm just sure of it! :D

      -ME®

  87. I have an idea! by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    The granting of this patent makes it obvious that any stupid idea will get patented if the person filing is willing to pay a fee. So in the interest of simplicity and efficiency why not eliminate the pretense of the patent concept! Simply issue a "generic" patent for say $10,000.

    Then when Microsoft decides to shut down a competitor they could sue using their "generic" patents. This would simplify the legal process as well. All the judge would have to do is have each party reveal the number of "generic" patents owned and the one with the most wins.

    If they wanted to make it more interesting for the public they could add a random die roll and multiply that number by the number of "generic politicians" each party has paid for. I would even go so far as to suggest multiplying that result with the evil factor of each party. The more evil a party would relate to the number and severity of dirty tricks that party was willing to pull.

    I say for the sake of transparency in government we should give this a try!

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  88. A modest proposal by justdisguyyaknow · · Score: 1
    I challenge the slash team to implement every insane Amazon patent on slashdot.org.

    Let them come!

  89. BUSH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "So why does the patent office keep on granting so many obviously stupid patents?"

    My guess is Bush managed to get some of his friends into the Patent office...

  90. Checks and Balances by Dozeman61 · · Score: 1

    What I haven't seen is anyone talking about the fact that there are checks and balances in this system. Using an example of one bad patent to throw the system out is unfortunately far too easy to do. Coming back to reality though means that if you think it is a bad patent and it is going to impact your business, you can challenge it in court. The courts throw patents out all the time. When large corporations write patents they do so to maximize their coverage. They do so often at their own risk. The broader the coverage, the more likely people will be to challenge it (and win). This gives rise to multiple patent strategies. They may write a narrow application to cover the idea they think they can defend, and a broad application that will likely get challenged. This is a pretty low risk strategy. If the broad patent gets granted they draw whatever benefit they can off of it. I know of some cases where the broad patent was written just to delay a competitor from entering the market. The competitor would have to defeat the patent before they could launch. So just because a patent gets granted, it doesn't mean it will necessarily survive.

  91. Online CC Payments - Patent Pending by WolfZombie · · Score: 1

    So, has anyone patented online credit card payments yet, by method of using an online form? Or how about patenting displaying price about a product on a page? Let's patent these and jump on the "Good ol' American Lawsuit Bandwagon"®©*.

    **Patent Pending ;o)

    Has the /. affect been patented yet?

  92. I claim prior art! by guyjr · · Score: 1

    Wow, even _I_ can claim prior art on this one! My first web site, which I built way back in the dark ages of 1994, had a form for people to fill out reviews / comments on my site. I'm sure I could dig up a version of the site from the wayback archive if Amazon would like to go to court over this one. Or they could just cease and decist being pricks and a**holes.

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  93. general methods vs implementations by Jtheletter · · Score: 1
    What pisses me off about the rediculous software and methods patents that are passed is that people are not patenting a specific invention, method, or implementation, they are patenting an entire concept. Usually these things are worded so vaguely that they cover the entire spectrum regardless of how one implements it. If previous patents on actual physical iinventions were allowed to be so broad we'd be missing entire industries!

    For example, Edison's lightbulb patent written in these terms would have patented "A method for using electric current to produce visible light in a small self-enclosed casing." Which would cover and preclude from legal invention the LED, neon lights, and electroluminescent wire. It's pretty easy to see/demonstrate that all of those items produce light in vastly different ways than a standard filament bulb, yet all would infringe on the vague method-style patent I used.

    Method and software patents are completely broken, by allowing the patenting of an entire concept, rather than a unique implementation of that concept, the USPTO is clearly stifling innovation and competition. Essentially making it impossible for others to legally explore similar inventions/products that may have fundamental differences from a method patent they supposedly infringe.

    IANAL, I have read a fair amount about patents but am certainly no expert, please someone point out any flaws in my reasoning, but it seems to me the overarching vagueness of these patents is what's causing problems.

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  94. Retarded US patent office by Retired+Replicant · · Score: 1

    Seriously, who is working in the US patent office? Gomer Pyle? Woody from Cheers? Radar from MASH? Joey from Friends?

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  96. How to legally defeat Amazon's Patent by Kitsune818 · · Score: 1

    As I understand it, you can patent an improvement to an already existing patent.. SO Someone quickly file for a patent on collecting user reviews by allowing them to comment via web forms AND rate the product on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 to 5, or by using stars to denote product satisfaction. Then, donate the patent to someone who can be trusted with it.

  97. Here's an idea by Solandri · · Score: 1

    Say you file a patent, you try to charge someone a licensing fee, they refuse to pay, you sue. If in the process there is found prior art, the patent is not invalidated. Instead it is transferred to the originator of the prior art, and the original patent owner is required to pay their originally demanded sum of the licensing fee to the new patent holder (after all, it's a given that they think it's a fair fee). Companies/people would have a huge incentive to research for prior art on their own before filing a patent, relieving the patent office of that burden. Obvious patents like this would be naturally filtered out because of the preponderance of prior art. The idea is so obvious everyone who thinks of it is reasonably sure someone else has thought of it before and has prior art. Defensive patents would not be affected because they're never used to sue others.

  98. Jeezus christ, check this out by MemeRot · · Score: 1

    The patent: http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?u=/netah tml/srchnum.htm&Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&r=1&l= 50&f=G&d=PALL&s1=6960975.WKU.&OS=PN/6960975&RS=PN/ 6960975/

    The abstract:
    "A space vehicle propelled by the pressure of inflationary vacuum state is provided comprising a hollow superconductive shield, an inner shield, a power source, a support structure, upper and lower means for generating an electromagnetic field, and a flux modulation controller. A cooled hollow superconductive shield is energized by an electromagnetic field resulting in the quantized vortices of lattice ions projecting a gravitomagnetic field that forms a spacetime curvature anomaly outside the space vehicle. The spacetime curvature imbalance, the spacetime curvature being the same as gravity, provides for the space vehicle's propulsion. The space vehicle, surrounded by the spacetime anomaly, may move at a speed approaching the light-speed characteristic for the modified locale."

    Wow what a great invention. Too bad we don't have any of the items he wants to build it out of. Flux modulation controller? Quantized vortices of lattice ions? Gravitomagnetic? WTF?

    The actual text of the patent just gets better and better. Some of my favorites:

    "In the late 1940s, H. B. G. Casimir proved that the vacuum is neither particle nor field-free. It is a source of zero-point-fluctuation (ZPF) of fields such as the vacuum gravitomagnetic field. ZPF fields lead to real, measurable physical consequences such as the Casimir force. The quantized hand-made electromagnetic processes, such as those occurring in superconductors, affect the similarly quantized ZPFs. The most likely reason is the electron-positron creation and annihilation, in part corresponding to the "polarization effect" sited by Evgeny Podkletnov in explaining the gravitomagnetic effect reportedly observed by him in 1992. ("Weak Gravitational Shielding Properties of Composite Bulk YBa2Cu33O(7-x) Superconductor Below 70 K Under E.M. Field", Evgeny Podkletnov, LANL database number cond-mat/9701074, v. 3, 10 pages, 16 Sep. 1997). "

    "String theory unifies gravity with all other known forces. "

    1. Re:Jeezus christ, check this out by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the guy may be discussing real stuff, such as Casimir effect and interesting observations, but that alone doesn't make for an enabling invention. The dude is just smart enough to know it could be useful, but not smart enough to make it useful.

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  99. They Can't by Agarax · · Score: 1

    This is a clear case of prior art.

    The Patent Office is so swamped these days that they usually just approve everything that isn't pattented already and let the courts sort out prior art claims.

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    1. Re:They Can't by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      The patent office apparently needs to license this patent so that we can comment on all of Amazon's bogus patents.

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  100. You have it backwards by brlewis · · Score: 1

    Innovating is not a problem. If you come up with something that is truly novel and not obvious in software, there's hardly any chance it's patented. The problem is coding straightforward solutions to day-to-day problems. That's where you'll trip all over hundreds of patents.

  101. Bad analogy by Retired+Replicant · · Score: 1

    Of course if someone steals a novel and republishes it without permission that would be copyright infringement. But that is a complex piece of IP that it would be nearly impossible to duplicate simply by chance when someone writes a novel from scratch. Rather than having written a specific and unique novel, what Amazon has done is the equivalent of patenting the idea/concept of a printed document that contains a work of fiction.

  102. WELL DONE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wish I had MOD point.... well done.

  103. help screw Amazon by idlake · · Score: 1

    Help screw Amazon: use Book Burro. It lets you use Amazon's web pages, then finds the cheapest price for you among many different retailers.

  104. What does this do to Personalization and Portal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know from working on personalization within the WebSphere 5.0 Portal Server that this app was developed from the LikeMinds engine. (bought by IBM from Macromedia?)

    Can Amazon hold the right to personalized content using these three patents as a platform to this idea?

    Maybe I ought to patent GuessWerk?(TM) It's the engine that randomizes content which reads, "Out of the X number of people who bought this product, we're guessing that these people might have bought these items..."

  105. Budgets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I've written two books that are "freely" copyable. In both I request $20 to acquire my official version and help motivate me to write more. Guess what? I get the money. Often. With the web, it is even easier to make money this way."

    That's fine if you live in your mom's basement and only need $40 a month to cover the Cheetos and Mountain Dew. But try building a corporate empire on that kind of income...

    1. Re:Budgets by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Umm, sure. I do very well with my way, better (per reader) than 99% of the authors sold by Borders (per reader).

      I also haven't lived with mommy in 15 years.

      The majority of authors, musicians and artists need to embrace what the Internet has opened for them. Billions of possible fans, with cash to spend.

  106. I for one... by esobofh · · Score: 1

    welcome our new book-selling overlords

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  107. Jail Them by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

    the solution is simple. Throw whoever runs the patent office in jail. by now they've clearly let enough bad patents through to consistute an sustained and deliberate assault on the american economy. It's subterfuge and sabotage if ever I saw it. Lengthy sentences are in order all round!

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  108. Actually, its much simpler than that. by acroyear · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is in the patent clerk examiner's best interests to simply pass every patent application received.

    If the patent office approves a request, they're "off the hook". It then becomes in the hands of the courts and the free market to actually determine the validity or legitimacy of the patent and the technology involved. When the patent goes to court, the patent office itself does not have to show up or be involved in any way at all. They're done, take the money and move on. Reviews like the Eolas "browser plug-in" one are extremely rare, and often simply keep the status quo.

    If the patent office *rejects* a patent, they can be required to get involved. The clerk involved may be ordered to go to court or otherwise write up a document defending their decision that the technology was affected by prior art, triviality, or obviousness.

    For a measly $35K a year, its not worth their time or trouble. Pass it and its no longer their problem, its somebody else's...

    The process of approval itself encourages lazyness and haphazard investigation. As such, their modern definition of "prior art" is merely "has a patent application already been filed in the United States of America on this?". That's it. triviality and non-obviousness are beyond them because 1) they wouldn't know, and 2) they'd have to defend their decisions, wasting their time from doing their *real* job which is to process (and approve) patent applications, not act as surrogate lawyers far underpaid for that role.

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    1. Re:Actually, its much simpler than that. by MurphyZero · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are absolutely correct. The solution may be to require the patent clerk to present justification for approval at the start of any patent lawsuit. This would then open up the patent office employees to all sorts of negative effects any time they approve a questionable patent. It doesn't necessary solve anything. The question really becomes one on the government: Is it better to have all these corporations spending money on lawyers and the subsequent loss of productivity, or develop a system where patents are smartly granted, courts are not overly encumbered, and those corporation dollars can go straight to congressman pockets.

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    2. Re:Actually, its much simpler than that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > For a measly $35K a year

      Fuck off, you rich shithead.

  109. Re:Improve this mess by psykocrime · · Score: 1

    If you or anyone has a single sentence test that clears up this extremely complicated issue, everyone in the patent industry is listening.

    "Computer software, algorithms, methods and techniques; numerical / mathematical algorithms, manipulations and techniques; and any other "inventions" with no physical manifestation - are NOT eligible for patent protection."

    Or something to that effect.

    Requiring a physical prototype of the invention would help as well. There should also be a method of publishing patent applications for public review, and a simple, direct method for the public to submit comments and references to prior art, before a new patent is approved. Patent examiners also should not get paid based on the number of patents reviewed, rejected, approved, etc. Make 'em salaried, exempt employees, with no motivation to reject or approve patents that relates to their compensation. And get patent examiners who are actually skilled in the fields where they will be examining patents: eg, require a degree in mechanical engineering for examiners who will examine patents for boilers, a degree in electrical engineering for examiners who will examine patents on new transformers, etc.

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  110. this makes me sick by digitallysick · · Score: 1

    so any site that gives users the option to "rate" or "review" amamzon can sue?? how about i put a patent on oxygen and everyone that breathes it will have to mail me a check??

    1. Re:this makes me sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't read the Score:0 posts much, do you?

  111. I should file a patent by kimvette · · Score: 1

    This patent application is for a business process.

    Method: company shall analyze prior art and patent prior art in obvious, clear violation of patent laws, counting on patent clerks' willingness to simply rubber-stamp any moronic patent application to come in the door with the application fees. Prior art shall be patented, and then company will send out cease-and-decist letters to businesses violating the new illegal patent. When companies laugh company off, company shall sue infringing company for damages due to loss revenue and force licensing fees moving forward.

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  112. It's obvious by Liam+Slider · · Score: 1

    No, really, it is obvious. Which makes a patent on it legally bogus. Should never have been issued in the first place. It would be thrown out of court without a second thought if challenged. I don't think anyone has to worry about violating this patent.

  113. I just patented Proper Ways to Wipe your Ass by Nefarious420 · · Score: 1

    Let the checks start rolling in!

  114. intellectual property=sick and imoral by Snaller · · Score: 1

    I home that bastards go out of business.

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  115. Stating your case by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1
    What state is that?
    It appears to be a state of delusion.
    Could be a state of euphoria if A/C pulls it off.
    The patent application, however, is certainly not state of the art.
  116. Case in Point by adnausium · · Score: 1

    Here is a rediculous patent reported just this morning.... http://us.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/patent-69609 75-stargate-spaceship-136753.php

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  117. More patents... by scottsk · · Score: 1

    Okay, so when will they get patents on: (1) getting unpaid volunteers to create content for them to help their business (in the form of reviews); (2) getting other people to generate revene for them (what percent of net sites have exec/obidos links?); (3) getting volunteers to provide free advertising their sites with exec/obidos links; etc.

  118. I was doing this before amazon even existed by war3rd · · Score: 1

    Holy crap, this is just getting worse. I was doing this on my website for restaurant reviews before anyone ever heard of amazon. Sheesh. what's next, they patent the use of a keyboard to initiate a transaction?

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  119. Locking in personalization by borkus · · Score: 1

    As copiously posted above,just reviews would be a very hard patent to enforce since reviews are essentially a type of moderated message board - a very old concept for computer systems. Also, as the parent post points out, Amazon ties reviews to three other components-

    *Prompting a customer who has made a purchase to post a review.
    *Using the review to recommend other products to the customer.
    *Using the review to recommend that product to customer's who have made similar purchases.

    It's the combination of reviews and previous shopping data that makes the Amazon patent unique.

    Now there are software companies looking to provide this kind of services to other retailers. This ability to match customer's evaluations of products to recommendations is a fundamental advantage that Amazon has over competitors in books, music and electronics. While it doesn't put the squeeze on independent review sites, it will pre-empt other retailers from putting in social-based recommendation systems similar to Amazon's. Most online retailers are still little more than electronic catalogs. Few sites attempt to match products to consumer interests unless the site is dedicated to a sub-market - like ThinkGeek in electronics or Insound in music.

  120. IMDb prior art by blang · · Score: 1

    Well I was thinking, what about prior art? So IMDB came to mind. Where the public has been building this huge database over almost 2 decades, starting way back on USENET. So at least IMDB ought to be able to kick amazon's ass in the courts....Here's a history.
    http://www.imdb.com/help/show_leaf?history

    Because of its growth out of the Usenet community, the mission statement to provide it for free to the users of the internet, and the strong anti-commercial sentiments as more corporate traffic and advertising moved online, deciding to turn the IMDb into a business was a very tough and debated decision. But the need to be able to support its growth, compete with new commercial projects and control its destiny made it obvious that the IMDb would have to incorporate. In late 1995 the decision was made to incorporate and in January of 1996 the IMDb was incorporated as became Internet Movie Database, Ltd.


    So, commercial, but not yet pure evil.
    Well, talk of the devil..... fast forward to 1998....

    In Jeff Bezos, the people at the IMDb saw a kindred spirit, someone who understood the internet and its community, not just its potential as a marketplace, and thus when Jeff's people at amazon.com contacted them, they were willing to listen. What they heard was amazing, essentially "we want you to keep doing what you're doing."

    IMDB - An Amazon.com Company

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  121. Not funny... POWER to the UN! by dindi · · Score: 1


    What is next?
    Letting users change the theme of a website?
    Letting users see information?
    Letting users use a shopping cart?
    Letting users enter information?

    If I break a patent by putting an entry form on my site and say:
    If you tried XYZ product, you can write 20 words about it. Button, 1-5 selection, then BE IT...

    This is outrageous and retarded.

    We used rating systems in our BBSes 15+ years ago, with PPE we wrote ourselves, now some bigassed company comes again and says: hey, now you pay us if you want to do it our we sue you out of your boots?

    Of course my rage would just ruin my day...

    Seriously what can be done against it?

    Any lawyers here? What if I am not in the states and not a US citizen or company?
    Can that crap be applied to a foreign entity?

    Now probably some will kill me, but can you US people (YOU PEOPLE - PUN intended) just cancel your patent chaos and please sign it over the the U.N.?

    Am I misguided and is this already a patent that applies everywhere ?

  122. patent to protect themselves or sue others ? by gilboooo · · Score: 1

    They could use this patent to annoy other stores online or..

    They could have took this patent to avoid other stores get such a patent and sue them.

    Some companies like IBM often take patents more to protect themselves than to ask
    people to give them huge amounts of cash like some crack addicts like SCO^H^H^Hlamers.

  123. No more customer reviews at Slashdot by ad454 · · Score: 1

    Looks like Slashdot will have to stop people from posting customer reviews in its comments section. Or alternatively pay $$$ or relocate to another country.

    United States of America, the new Taliban of Intellectual Property. Just another case of Americans undermining their own country, lets hope other countries don't follow suite. Quite sad really. :(

  124. Possible Business Model. by Kaenneth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Always read patents that just expired, and build your products based on those.

    Did anyone but me notice that McDonalds introduced their 'McFlurry' at the same time Dairy Queen celebrated the 14th anniversery of their 'Blizzard'? 14 years being the length of a Patent in those days?

    I guess DQ patented putting chunks in ice cream.

    My only problem with Patents is that they were made longer, 20 years instead of 14, instead of shorter, when the pace of technological advancement has increased.

    Software patents should be cut to 7 years, because 7 year old software is basically obselete. (Windows 98 anyone?)

    Along with a 'Submarine' defense. If a patent holder participates in a standards group, and later claims that the standard infringes on their patent; their claim, in reguards to that standard, is void. However they could still pursue infringment outside of the standard. It would allow standards to be made with protection for both the Standard and the Inventor.

    The benifit to the consumer? Think of DRM 'protected' 'CD's, that not longer meet the official 'CD' standard. The other companies that make True CDs could sue the producers of those discs for infringing on their patents that they contributed to the standard.

  125. I don't think we should get rid of patents. by barefootgenius · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm more for making them impossible for theoretical entities to hold (companies), and impossible to deny usage of the patent (as long as there is a 5% royalty on profit).
    As far as I can tell this would lead to inventors being valued and well paid.

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  126. There is only one thing to do about this by tsa · · Score: 1

    A man's got to do what a man's got to do: I'm going to patent the patent.

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  127. Solution by bleckywelcky · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have a solution to the problem, charge a fee if your patent is denied. Since the patent will rake in $7000 in revenues over its life if it is accepted, make the patent rejection fee $7100. Problem solved.

    On a more serious note, perhaps the more patents a particular entity (or related entity) submits, the higher the price should be? Amazon is on their ... 5000th, 6000th now? The price per patent should be in the $million dollar range now. This way companies will pick and choose which patents to submit because they know their current activity will spike future costs ... so no more throwing hundred of useless patents at the patent office as a crap shoot.

    1. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, then a lot of "patent-holder" companies would starting to pop up.

    2. Re:Solution by keraneuology · · Score: 1
      Correct me if I am wrong, but only individuals may file for a patent and not a company, no?

      a) require that at least 51% of the rights to a patent remain with the actual inventor

      b) grant patents only to the individual who actually made the discovery or came up with the idea

      c) eliminate the first to file silliness

      problems (mostly) solved.

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  128. Stupid patents are nothing new by Alan+the+Prof · · Score: 1
    Does this sound familiar? Stupid patents have been around for a long time.

    Older British readers (and perhaps others) may remember a radio comedy show - The Goon Show http://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/ - in which the scriptwriter, Spike Milligan, poked his barbed wit at topical news stories, films or the cast's wartime experiences.

    Many of the shows reflected a topical item of news. One such was the show entitled 'The Great Regent's Park Swim' in which the hero (Neddie Seagoon), having been administered a sinister green liquid, discovers that he now floats when he falls into water. He therefore attempts to patent 'swimming.'

    Regrettably for him, the villain (Hercules Grytpype-Thynne) has invented, and patented, the word 'Help' for use by those who are drowning, and has set a fee of £250 for each use of the word.

    And all this was nearly fifty years ago.

  129. A Corporation Has No Obligation.... by weston · · Score: 1

    ... other than a return to its shareholders.

    See, what you're talking about would be the ethically Right Thing(TM) to do. But it may not be the profitable thing to do. And if you beleive the famous Freidman statement, whenever the two coincide, profit should and will win out.

  130. Boycot by Trogre · · Score: 1

    So with all this patent badness how many of us on /. are boycotting Amazon now?

    Since a few on /. have loudly declared they're boycotting Sony in a kneejerk reaction to the evil rootkit installer they purchased recently, it's important to offer a bit of perspective.

    This IP rubbish will have a much greater impact on our freedoms than Sony Music (a very separate entity from Sony Computer Entertainment BTW) trying to cripple computers of people who try to listen to CDs with them.

    If successful, one of the above will eventually lead to culture that distributes mainstream music/movies that only works in certain pre-approved devices. Which will of course lead to a shift away from the mainstream.

    The other can only result in a society where no one will be able to perform any programming, business practice or artistic expression without being obliterated by the 1 or 2 megacompanies that hold all the patents.

    Both are very bad, but I know which is worse.

    Pick your battles, people.

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  131. shopping.com by tinku99 · · Score: 1

    don't shopping.com and netflix also allow user reviews. Does this mean they have to shut down now, or pay amazon royalties ? too bad the internet movie database is already owned by amazon.com does this mean we will never have a true internet book database?

  132. Local software for reviews. by future+assassin · · Score: 1
    Well can't a company that has product reviews on its site ask its members to download a small piece of sotware that lets the members send in the review localy from theircomputer and not throught the website?

    The site member logs into the website and goes to the review page. Opens the installed review software and fills in the appropriate fields. The software connects to the sever and the server tells the software what item the client is about review. The member clicks submit and the locally installed software sends the info to the server.

    Now this has by passed filling out the web form located on the review website.

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  133. Re:Improve this mess by back_pages · · Score: 1
    "Computer software, algorithms, methods and techniques; numerical / mathematical algorithms, manipulations and techniques; and any other "inventions" with no physical manifestation - are NOT eligible for patent protection."

    That's basically the current rule and it's impossible to clearly enforce. The current way around this is to claim, for example, a mathematical algorithm that produces a result which is displayed on a screen, transmitted to another computer, or some equivalent "physical manifestation". And as in In re Sarkar, this practice "exalts form over substance" and allows basically every reasonable implementation of the algorithm to be patented. Personally, I think more weight should be given to the analysis in Sarkar, but for some reason that I don't fully understand (perhaps the age of the case?) its analysis is often dismissed in more recent case law.

    Requiring a physical prototype of the invention would help as well.

    It would help corporations with lots of capital. It would basically eliminate the concept of the individual inventor except in the Pasta Pot technology. Also, a prototype really has nothing to do with the patent examination process. An inventor is entitled to broader patent protection than his prototype, so the scale model is really little more than an extremely expensive toy.

    . There should also be a method of publishing patent applications for public review, and a simple, direct method for the public to submit comments and references to prior art, before a new patent is approved.

    It's called Pre-Grant Publication, it's part of the Patent Cooperation Treaty, and it's been in place for basically every patent application filed since 2000. 37 CFR 1.99 allows for a 3rd party to submit prior art and has been in place for years and years, but I've never heard of anyone using it. There is a proposed bill in Congress that will expand this facility. Soliciting comments from the public is a very touchy subject. You could quickly get into situations where competitors in the marketplace get into inequitable conduct at the patent office and nobody at the USPTO is equipped or prepared to straighten that out. They have patent examiners; they don't have fraud examiners. You submit a patent and I (your competitor) miraculously submits all sorts of technical analysis, expert opinions, etc., that give the examiner so many things to doubt that your patent will never issue, regardless of the prior art.

    Patent examiners also should not get paid based on the number of patents reviewed, rejected, approved, etc. Make 'em salaried, exempt employees, with no motivation to reject or approve patents that relates to their compensation.

    As far as I know, examiners have never been paid based on allowing or rejecting patents. They are currently salaried, exempt employees who have no interests in whether an application issues except for filling out the paperwork.

    And get patent examiners who are actually skilled in the fields where they will be examining patents: eg, require a degree in mechanical engineering for examiners who will examine patents for boilers, a degree in electrical engineering for examiners who will examine patents on new transformers, etc.

    As far as I know, that's been the requirement as far back as colleges produced enough graduates. (It might not have been the case in 1820.. but for all of the modern technical era it has been true.) I know plenty of people who have gone to work at the USPTO. In almost every circumstance, having an undergrad degree with a great GPA and experience in the field is enough to make you an average new hire.

  134. Patent Reform will never happen by alexo · · Score: 1

    ... mostly because that the people that benefit from the current system can afford to buy more legislators than those who oppose it.

    The fact that the later outnumber the former something like 100000 to 1 illustrates how really democratic the society is.

  135. Use the Amazon patent idea at the USPTO by zogger · · Score: 1

    It would be nice if there was a public comment review period in conjunction with every patent. Give it like three months or something. Right now all you have is an examiner-and it certainly ain't working with that method.

      Interested parties could chime in with examples of prior art, whether or not it was obvious, etc. If there was a public review before granting a patent. A simple form at the bottom of the web page for the application would suffice. Sort of a wiki patent review.

    1. Re:Use the Amazon patent idea at the USPTO by John+Nowak · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but this seems too close to "collecting reviews by letting visitors to a Web site fill out a form". Surely amazon would sue the USPTO over this.

  136. Patent Office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh well with patents like this I guess we cant expect any Einstein's to have worked in a patent office.

  137. Re:Improve this mess by psykocrime · · Score: 1

    That's basically the current rule and it's impossible to clearly enforce. The current way around this is to claim, for example, a mathematical algorithm that produces a result which is displayed on a screen, transmitted to another computer, or some equivalent "physical manifestation".

    Aaargh. Well, if that patent office accepts logic of that sort, then we have bigger problems. Aaah, well, I'm actually in favor of scrapping the entire notion of patents anyway, so this just reinforces my opinion. They cause more harm than good, and they violate the rights of an inventor who discovers (independently) something which someone else has already patented. After all, the government has no valid claim to any authority to regulate what I can do with my thoughts. Just because someone else had it first doesn't make it "theirs."

    And as in In re Sarkar, this practice "exalts form over substance" and allows basically every reasonable implementation of the algorithm to be patented. Personally, I think more weight should be given to the analysis in Sarkar, but for some reason that I don't fully understand (perhaps the age of the case?) its analysis is often dismissed in more recent case law.

    Interesting, if I find some spare time I'll look that up and read it over.

    It would help corporations with lots of capital. It would basically eliminate the concept of the individual inventor except in the Pasta Pot technology. Also, a prototype really has nothing to do with the patent examination process. An inventor is entitled to broader patent protection than his prototype, so the scale model is really little more than an extremely expensive toy.

    Well, as expensive as patents are - even if you file it yourself - and considering the expense of a patent attorney, I'd say the average solo inventor is already screwed by the existing patent system. I expect that large companies with plenty of capital already benefit more from patents than individuals do.


    It's called Pre-Grant Publication, it's part of the Patent Cooperation Treaty, and it's been in place for basically every patent application filed since 2000. 37 CFR 1.99 allows for a 3rd party to submit prior art and has been in place for years and years, but I've never heard of anyone using it.


    I wonder why nobody uses it? Maybe they just need to publicize it more? I've heard the idea suggested before and did not know that it was already in place.


    There is a proposed bill in Congress that will expand this facility. Soliciting comments from the public is a very touchy subject. You could quickly get into situations where competitors in the marketplace get into inequitable conduct at the patent office and nobody at the USPTO is equipped or prepared to straighten that out.


    Yep, that would be a possibility. Sounds like another good argument for scrapping patents altogether.


    They have patent examiners; they don't have fraud examiners. You submit a patent and I (your competitor) miraculously submits all sorts of technical analysis, expert opinions, etc., that give the examiner so many things to doubt that your patent will never issue, regardless of the prior art.


    I'll be honest in saying that I believe that there are about 3-5 inventions per year, max, that actually deserve patent protection (this is assuming that one accepts that patents are a good idea in general). So the scenario you paint doesn't exactly disturb me. If there is any reasonable issue to question the validity of the patent, I say reject it. But, that's just my opinion.

    As far as I know, examiners have never been paid based on allowing or rejecting patents. They are currently salaried, exempt employees who have no interests in whether an application issues except for filling out the paperwork.


    Interesting, I believe I'd heard otherwise. Or maybe it was their performance review, not their actual compensation, which I'd heard was tied to the number of accepted

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  138. Tomorrow's Article by Pichu0102 · · Score: 1

    Slashdot patents dupes

  139. This is stupider: anti-gravity spaceship patented! by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 1
    This deserves its own thread really.

    Here is an anti-gravity nuclear-powered spaceship. You know there was a time when they would reject this kind of nonsense. Is it time to re-file a patent on all those perpetual motion machines?

    Patent #6,960,975

    Space vehicle propelled by the pressure of inflationary vacuum state

    A space vehicle propelled by the pressure of inflationary vacuum state is provided comprising a hollow superconductive shield, an inner shield, a power source, a support structure, upper and lower means for generating an electromagnetic field, and a flux modulation controller. A cooled hollow superconductive shield is energized by an electromagnetic field resulting in the quantized vortices of lattice ions projecting a gravitomagnetic field that forms a spacetime curvature anomaly outside the space vehicle. The spacetime curvature imbalance, the spacetime curvature being the same as gravity, provides for the space vehicle's propulsion. The space vehicle, surrounded by the spacetime anomaly, may move at a speed approaching the light-speed characteristic for the modified locale.

  140. Re:Improve this mess by back_pages · · Score: 1
    Aaargh. Well, if that patent office accepts logic of that sort, then we have bigger problems.

    Whether or not "the patent office accepts logic of that sort" is irrelevant. It's only popular myth that the patent office decides these types of things. The patent office must comply with court decisions that set precedent, which is where "logic of that sort" originates.

    They cause more harm than good, and they violate the rights of an inventor who discovers (independently) something which someone else has already patented.

    Under the constitution, the guy who discovers (independently) at a later date has no right to the invention.

    I'll be honest in saying that I believe that there are about 3-5 inventions per year, max, that actually deserve patent protection (this is assuming that one accepts that patents are a good idea in general).

    As a person who works 50 hours per week in patents, this is simply not true - but first let's both acknowledge that the legal definition of "invention" is vastly different than the dictionary. This is one in a long line of misunderstandings the public holds about the patent system.

    Interesting, I believe I'd heard otherwise. [about examiners being paid for allowing/rejecting]

    Whoever told you that is at least extremely suspect. That type of system would immediately make every issued patent subject to the perception that fraud or bribery was involved. Examiners usually have at least some personal contact with the inventor's attorney during the course of examination. If the examiners had any financial interest in the application, the entire system would reek of corruption. I strongly suspect someone was speaking in hyperbole or was entirely clueless.

    I speak with all the authority that the anonymous internet grants when I say that examiners have absolutely no financial reward/penalty tied to whether an application is or is not rejected. They do have a system that counts accepted/rejected patents equally to determine how much work they've accomplished in a given timeframe.

    But I'm almost sure I'd read that they don't specialize patent examiners... that is, you're just an "examiner" not a "computer science examiner" or a "steam fittings examiner" etc.

    I assure you that this is completely untrue. There is a senior level master's certification they can achieve as a master "generalist", but it's quite unpopular with the management and there are rumors that it's being phased out, even in certain areas where it could be justified (such as class 717, which loosely correlates to "software engineering" and obviously covers a wide range of disciplines).

    PS - I don't know how fast this thread will be archived but it's been a pleasure talking with someone who is both interested and inquisitive about the patent system. If you happen upon a rant from me at a later date, it won't be you I'm flaming. ;)

  141. Re:Improve this mess by psykocrime · · Score: 1

    Under the constitution, the guy who discovers (independently) at a later date has no right to the invention.

    That's not strictly true. All the constitution says about that is in the enumerated powers clause, which contains

    To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries;

    So Congress has the *power* (under the Constitution) to implement patents... but it isn't *required* to do so.

    And the bigger issue is, "rights" cannot be taken away by Constitutions, laws, or anything else. "Rights" just are. You only lose a right when you fail to defend it. Personally - as a Libertarian - I do not acknowledge any implicit authority on the part of the government to restrict someone from taking advantage of a "discovery" simply because someone else discovered it sooner and filed a paper with the government. But now we're getting into political ideology which is really a separate discussion. And even all Libertarians don't agree on exactly what "intellectual property" means and whether or not the government has any role in regulating it.

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  142. Re:Improve this mess by back_pages · · Score: 1
    That's not strictly true. All the constitution says about that is in the enumerated powers clause, which contains

    Regarding the constitutional right, its read into the term "Inventors". The analysis is that something can only be "invented" once. After that, whoever comes up with it (on their own, as the case may be) is not technically "inventing" the concept.

    Regarding the Libertarian topic.. yeah. I'm not asking you to agree, but the fact is that it is read into the term "Inventors" by every lawyer and judge who desires to continue a successful career in patent law. Let it suffice to say that I've yet to be persuaded by a Libertarian to change my voter registration.

  143. Re:Improve this mess by psykocrime · · Score: 1

    The analysis is that something can only be "invented" once.

    Yeah, I know that's they way it's interpreted, but I will respectfully disagree. If two people working on opposite sides of the word, with no contact or communication whatsoever, come up with the same "invention" at (or nearly at) the same time, is it proper to say that one gets rights to it and the other doesn't? I personally think not. But then again, I disagree with a great many things...

    After that, whoever comes up with it (on their own, as the case may be) is not technically "inventing" the concept.

    A suggestion which raises all sorts of intriguing issues regarding what it means to "invent" something, and what the definition of a "concept" is, etc. But at that level, one is changing topics to philosophy, and objective arguments become scarcer and scarcer. If we go down this path, pretty soon we'll be arguing over the definition of "objective" and then somebody will get into what Quine says about truth relative to common definitions, blah... pretty soon nobody will remember what we started talking about in the first place.

    Regarding the Libertarian topic.. yeah. I'm not asking you to agree, but the fact is that it is read into the term "Inventors" by every lawyer and judge who desires to continue a successful career in patent law.

    Then I suppose it's a good thing that I'm not interested in going into patent law for a living... :-)

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