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  1. Re:This one again. on Prehistoric Garbage Piles Created "Tree Islands" · · Score: 3, Funny

    (most McDs food packaging is unsurprisingly contaminated by food)

    Well, if you call that food, yes.

  2. Lather, rinse, repeat on Utah Works To Repeal Anti-Transparency Law · · Score: 1

    "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance." -- Thomas Jefferson

    They thought nobody would notice. They were wrong. The problem is, there is nothing to stop them from attaching similar provisions as riders to totally unrelated bills until they finally succeed in slipping one through.

  3. Re:Age of Consent? on Facebook Bans 20,000 Kids a Day · · Score: 1

    What do they call a girl in Appalachia that can run faster than any of her brothers?

    A virgin.

  4. Re:Duh on Facebook Bans 20,000 Kids a Day · · Score: 1

    From the quality of spelling and grammar I've seen on Facebook, I'm pretty sure EVERY member is under 13!

  5. Re:Whose law? on Facebook Bans 20,000 Kids a Day · · Score: 1

    I run a large UK children's club..

    You know, they say pedophiles seek out positions where they know they'll come into contact with a lot of children... that's why I don't volunteer.

  6. Re:Use By Date of the Writer's Guild... on Federal Judge Rejects Google Books Deal · · Score: 1

    What if someone is only interested in looking at a single page of the book? Should Google still have to pay for serving the entire book?

  7. Huh? on Federal Judge Rejects Google Books Deal · · Score: 1

    Wait... how can a judge reject a civil settlement?

  8. Re:Nobody is completely bad on From Redmond With Love · · Score: 1
  9. Re:Nobody is completely bad on From Redmond With Love · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course, that's kinda like being the least slutty girl at the Home for Wayward Girls...

  10. Nobody is completely bad on From Redmond With Love · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Once again, the IE folk have proven they are the coolest group in Redmond!

  11. Re:4 Days til Spock turns 80 too.. on Happy 80th Birthday, William Shatner! · · Score: 1

    I find that... highly illogical!

  12. Re:Just imagine on Sludge In Flask Gives Clues To Origin of Life · · Score: 1

    Wait... you keep your Gnutella in the fridge? Why?

  13. Re:OK, maybe I'm a bit grumpy today. on Happy 80th Birthday, William Shatner! · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but real life just can't compete with Kirk, who fucked literally hundreds of aliens... blue skin, green skin, orange skin -- he's done 'em all! I hear he even fucked Snooki once!

  14. Re:I wish we could just stage a battle. on Happy 80th Birthday, William Shatner! · · Score: 1

    As a prelude, we could have the vi users vs. emacs users battle!

  15. Re:4 Days til Spock turns 80 too.. on Happy 80th Birthday, William Shatner! · · Score: 1

    The question is, which of the two (Nichelle Nichols and George Takei) has had more plastic surgery? I vote for George...

  16. Re:May he find... on Happy 80th Birthday, William Shatner! · · Score: 1

    Hef himself readily admits he eats Viagra like tic tacs.

  17. Re:Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a magician! on Happy 80th Birthday, William Shatner! · · Score: 2

    It wasn't just DeForest Kelly; it was the love/hate relationship between the Bones character and the Spock character that really made the series.

  18. Re:Live Long and Please End Raw Nerve on Happy 80th Birthday, William Shatner! · · Score: 1

    Better yet, the movie Showtime, where Shatner made fun of his TJ Hooker persona, which was already fairly self-satirizing.

  19. Best known for... on Happy 80th Birthday, William Shatner! · · Score: 1

    That Twilight Zone episode where he saw an alien on the wing of the airplane. In fact, I think he's been playing the same character ever since...

  20. Really? on Happy 80th Birthday, William Shatner! · · Score: 0

    Who Gives a Shat?!?

  21. Re:catholicism still has sex-ed programs available on Amazon Stymies Lendle E-book Lending Service · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, the trainings are pretty exclusive. They are only taught by Catholic priests, and the recipients of the training are required to be altar boys.

    "Mommy, I just had sex ed class... when will my ass stop hurting?"

  22. Re:No Repeats? on Sludge In Flask Gives Clues To Origin of Life · · Score: 0

    These experiments are considered extremely dangerous by scientists. They might accidentally create another Rush Limbaugh!

  23. Re:If true... on Sludge In Flask Gives Clues To Origin of Life · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It just proves that 6000 years ago God created life by zapping with lighting a flask filled with methane and hydrogen sulfide!

  24. Just imagine on Sludge In Flask Gives Clues To Origin of Life · · Score: 5, Funny

    If examining sludge in a 50-year old flask can give clues to the origin of life, just imagine what scientists could learn by examining the inside of my fridge!

  25. Re:Earth is BIG on Sludge In Flask Gives Clues To Origin of Life · · Score: 4, Funny

    But how is it that lightning formed amino acids found they're way deep among the deep ocean floor, and in large enough quantities for life to have formed and survive?

    Two words: shit sinks