"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance." -- Thomas Jefferson
They thought nobody would notice. They were wrong. The problem is, there is nothing to stop them from attaching similar provisions as riders to totally unrelated bills until they finally succeed in slipping one through.
Sorry, but real life just can't compete with Kirk, who fucked literally hundreds of aliens... blue skin, green skin, orange skin -- he's done 'em all! I hear he even fucked Snooki once!
Unfortunately, the trainings are pretty exclusive. They are only taught by Catholic priests, and the recipients of the training are required to be altar boys.
"Mommy, I just had sex ed class... when will my ass stop hurting?"
If examining sludge in a 50-year old flask can give clues to the origin of life, just imagine what scientists could learn by examining the inside of my fridge!
But how is it that lightning formed amino acids found they're way deep among the deep ocean floor, and in large enough quantities for life to have formed and survive?
(most McDs food packaging is unsurprisingly contaminated by food)
Well, if you call that food, yes.
"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance." -- Thomas Jefferson
They thought nobody would notice. They were wrong. The problem is, there is nothing to stop them from attaching similar provisions as riders to totally unrelated bills until they finally succeed in slipping one through.
What do they call a girl in Appalachia that can run faster than any of her brothers?
A virgin.
From the quality of spelling and grammar I've seen on Facebook, I'm pretty sure EVERY member is under 13!
I run a large UK children's club..
You know, they say pedophiles seek out positions where they know they'll come into contact with a lot of children... that's why I don't volunteer.
What if someone is only interested in looking at a single page of the book? Should Google still have to pay for serving the entire book?
Wait... how can a judge reject a civil settlement?
Or the Least obese state in America.
Of course, that's kinda like being the least slutty girl at the Home for Wayward Girls...
Once again, the IE folk have proven they are the coolest group in Redmond!
I find that... highly illogical!
Wait... you keep your Gnutella in the fridge? Why?
Sorry, but real life just can't compete with Kirk, who fucked literally hundreds of aliens... blue skin, green skin, orange skin -- he's done 'em all! I hear he even fucked Snooki once!
As a prelude, we could have the vi users vs. emacs users battle!
The question is, which of the two (Nichelle Nichols and George Takei) has had more plastic surgery? I vote for George...
Hef himself readily admits he eats Viagra like tic tacs.
It wasn't just DeForest Kelly; it was the love/hate relationship between the Bones character and the Spock character that really made the series.
Better yet, the movie Showtime, where Shatner made fun of his TJ Hooker persona, which was already fairly self-satirizing.
That Twilight Zone episode where he saw an alien on the wing of the airplane. In fact, I think he's been playing the same character ever since...
Who Gives a Shat?!?
Unfortunately, the trainings are pretty exclusive. They are only taught by Catholic priests, and the recipients of the training are required to be altar boys.
"Mommy, I just had sex ed class... when will my ass stop hurting?"
These experiments are considered extremely dangerous by scientists. They might accidentally create another Rush Limbaugh!
It just proves that 6000 years ago God created life by zapping with lighting a flask filled with methane and hydrogen sulfide!
If examining sludge in a 50-year old flask can give clues to the origin of life, just imagine what scientists could learn by examining the inside of my fridge!
But how is it that lightning formed amino acids found they're way deep among the deep ocean floor, and in large enough quantities for life to have formed and survive?
Two words: shit sinks