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  1. Remember, folks on Richard Stallman: Cell Phones Are 'Stalin's Dream' · · Score: 1

    It's not "Android", it's "GNU/Android"!

    Seriously, RMS... wear tinfoil hats much???

  2. Re:His wife ... on Japanese Tsunami Survivor Found On Roof 10 Miles Out At Sea · · Score: 1

    Not to worry... as Gilbert Gottfried says, "They'll be another one floating by any minute now."

  3. Re:In other words on How AT&T Totally Flubbed 4G · · Score: 1

    Obviously that's what he intended to say. I prefer to believe that he simply misspoke and his editors and proofreaders were too stupid to catch it.

  4. Re:Tell me it isn't so!!!! on How AT&T Totally Flubbed 4G · · Score: 1

    There's a difference between strippers and corporate executives... there's a lot of things that strippers wont do for money!

  5. Re:Just like 3G on How AT&T Totally Flubbed 4G · · Score: 1

    It's like defining a particular fastener as "a length of material with a pointy end."

    You just hit the nail on the head!

  6. Re:Tell me it isn't so!!!! on How AT&T Totally Flubbed 4G · · Score: 1

    You mean T-Mobile's spokesbimbo is lying to us???? If you can't trust hot chicks who can you trust?

    Strippers!!! They're known the world over for there honesty and forthright conduct!

  7. Re:4G isn't even real. on How AT&T Totally Flubbed 4G · · Score: 1

    Which is real problem... once you've sold the current marginal improvement over 3G as "4G", how do you then sell real 4G a few years down the road without admitting that you were lying before?

  8. Re:This is innovation on How AT&T Totally Flubbed 4G · · Score: 1

    "Selling the same crap with a shiny new label" -- isn't that the very definition of Marketing???

  9. Re:This still doesn't answer the question... on How AT&T Totally Flubbed 4G · · Score: 1

    And the question is: "Who is the adolescent lesbian currently dating Selena Gomez?" I'll take "Famous Fails" for $800, Alex...

  10. Re:In other words on How AT&T Totally Flubbed 4G · · Score: 1

    Does he deny saying The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers.? Because I've still got a dead-tree copy of The Road Ahead that says exactly that... (I believe the wording was changed in later editions. If you don't know what is wrong with "factoring primes", you don't deserve to be on slashdot.)

  11. Re:Here's the biggest stat: number of apps on Hands-on Face-off: IPad 2 V Motorola Xoom · · Score: 1

    You've got a point there -- the iPad is way ahead of Android in terms of number of fart apps supported! So if that's you're most important criteria, by all means buy an iPad!

  12. Re:Have you ever told yourself: on Hands-on Face-off: IPad 2 V Motorola Xoom · · Score: 1

    I agree, 'cause people walking down the street while using an iPad is a big win... for the gene pool!

  13. Re:Forever Alone? on Hands-on Face-off: IPad 2 V Motorola Xoom · · Score: 1

    Trust me, after a while you'll get tired of watching porn while driving on that tiny 4" cell phone display and you'll want something bigger... or is that just me?

  14. Re:commercial uses for iPad? on Hands-on Face-off: IPad 2 V Motorola Xoom · · Score: 0

    Good luck viewing that LCD in direct sunlight!!!

  15. Re:Why buy an iPad 2.... on Hands-on Face-off: IPad 2 V Motorola Xoom · · Score: 1

    How are you going to win an ePeen competition with a device that shipped last year??? When the iPeed 3 comes out, you've gotta be first in line to buy that one too, otherwise nobody will think you're cool and you won't get laid, duh!

  16. What's wrong with this man??? on Lasagna Leads Police to Italian Fugitive · · Score: 1

    He couldn't go very long without sampling his wife's lasagna, but he could go 10 years without sampling her vagina???

  17. Re:How accurate is their data? on What Data Mining Firms Know About You · · Score: 1

    The jokes on you... I don't even have a Facebook page!

  18. Re:Damn! on Brazilian Spider Bite May Become the Next Viagra · · Score: 1

    Uh, wouldn't a vibrator be a lot simpler and easier?

  19. Re:But... on Brazilian Spider Bite May Become the Next Viagra · · Score: 1

    Indeed a small price to pay for a raging hard-on!

    I think the trick is in precisely controlling the dosage.

  20. Re:hypertensive rats with severe erectile dysfunct on Brazilian Spider Bite May Become the Next Viagra · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's obvious -- the rats didn't get erections when shown pictures of Minnie Mouse naked!

  21. Re:I was bitten in the toe on Brazilian Spider Bite May Become the Next Viagra · · Score: 2

    On the other hand, your chances of getting bitten by a virtual horde of small blood-sucking insects are pretty damn good!

  22. How accurate is their data? on What Data Mining Firms Know About You · · Score: 1

    From mining my slashdot account, one would conclude that I talk about porn... a lot. But what the data mining doesn't account for is that, like most of my posts, it is in the context of trying to make a joke and get a +1 Funny mod.

  23. Better just get used to it on What Data Mining Firms Know About You · · Score: 2

    Data mining companies have already deduced from your slashdot ID's that you're probably still a virgin!

  24. Dear Stephen Andreassen: on Man Jailed For Creating 35 Blogs Insulting Ex · · Score: 2

    Good luck getting anyone to date you now that simply googling your name brings up ample evidence of what a pathetic excuse for a human being you truly are. And to anyone else unfortunate enough to share this name: you have my profound sympathy!

  25. What they know about me on What Data Mining Firms Know About You · · Score: 5, Funny

    They know that I am female, 16, blond, my email address is billg@microsoft.com, and that I might not always be completely truthful in filling out web forms!