Which is real problem... once you've sold the current marginal improvement over 3G as "4G", how do you then sell real 4G a few years down the road without admitting that you were lying before?
You've got a point there -- the iPad is way ahead of Android in terms of number of fart apps supported! So if that's you're most important criteria, by all means buy an iPad!
Trust me, after a while you'll get tired of watching porn while driving on that tiny 4" cell phone display and you'll want something bigger... or is that just me?
How are you going to win an ePeen competition with a device that shipped last year??? When the iPeed 3 comes out, you've gotta be first in line to buy that one too, otherwise nobody will think you're cool and you won't get laid, duh!
From mining my slashdot account, one would conclude that I talk about porn... a lot. But what the data mining doesn't account for is that, like most of my posts, it is in the context of trying to make a joke and get a +1 Funny mod.
Good luck getting anyone to date you now that simply googling your name brings up ample evidence of what a pathetic excuse for a human being you truly are. And to anyone else unfortunate enough to share this name: you have my profound sympathy!
They know that I am female, 16, blond, my email address is billg@microsoft.com, and that I might not always be completely truthful in filling out web forms!
It's not "Android", it's "GNU/Android"!
Seriously, RMS... wear tinfoil hats much???
Not to worry... as Gilbert Gottfried says, "They'll be another one floating by any minute now."
Obviously that's what he intended to say. I prefer to believe that he simply misspoke and his editors and proofreaders were too stupid to catch it.
There's a difference between strippers and corporate executives... there's a lot of things that strippers wont do for money!
It's like defining a particular fastener as "a length of material with a pointy end."
You just hit the nail on the head!
You mean T-Mobile's spokesbimbo is lying to us???? If you can't trust hot chicks who can you trust?
Strippers!!! They're known the world over for there honesty and forthright conduct!
Which is real problem... once you've sold the current marginal improvement over 3G as "4G", how do you then sell real 4G a few years down the road without admitting that you were lying before?
"Selling the same crap with a shiny new label" -- isn't that the very definition of Marketing???
And the question is: "Who is the adolescent lesbian currently dating Selena Gomez?" I'll take "Famous Fails" for $800, Alex...
Does he deny saying The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers.? Because I've still got a dead-tree copy of The Road Ahead that says exactly that... (I believe the wording was changed in later editions. If you don't know what is wrong with "factoring primes", you don't deserve to be on slashdot.)
You've got a point there -- the iPad is way ahead of Android in terms of number of fart apps supported! So if that's you're most important criteria, by all means buy an iPad!
I agree, 'cause people walking down the street while using an iPad is a big win... for the gene pool!
Trust me, after a while you'll get tired of watching porn while driving on that tiny 4" cell phone display and you'll want something bigger... or is that just me?
Good luck viewing that LCD in direct sunlight!!!
How are you going to win an ePeen competition with a device that shipped last year??? When the iPeed 3 comes out, you've gotta be first in line to buy that one too, otherwise nobody will think you're cool and you won't get laid, duh!
He couldn't go very long without sampling his wife's lasagna, but he could go 10 years without sampling her vagina???
The jokes on you... I don't even have a Facebook page!
Uh, wouldn't a vibrator be a lot simpler and easier?
Indeed a small price to pay for a raging hard-on!
I think the trick is in precisely controlling the dosage.
It's obvious -- the rats didn't get erections when shown pictures of Minnie Mouse naked!
On the other hand, your chances of getting bitten by a virtual horde of small blood-sucking insects are pretty damn good!
From mining my slashdot account, one would conclude that I talk about porn... a lot. But what the data mining doesn't account for is that, like most of my posts, it is in the context of trying to make a joke and get a +1 Funny mod.
Data mining companies have already deduced from your slashdot ID's that you're probably still a virgin!
Good luck getting anyone to date you now that simply googling your name brings up ample evidence of what a pathetic excuse for a human being you truly are. And to anyone else unfortunate enough to share this name: you have my profound sympathy!
They know that I am female, 16, blond, my email address is billg@microsoft.com, and that I might not always be completely truthful in filling out web forms!