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  1. Re:anyone have any actual experience here? on Doom Creator Says Direct3D Is Now Better Than OpenGL · · Score: 1

    Depends on what your criteria for "better" are. DirectX is going to be better able to take advantage of GPU features, so should be faster on newer video cards. OpenGL is going to be more portable.

  2. In other news on Doom Creator Says Direct3D Is Now Better Than OpenGL · · Score: 4, Funny

    Richard M. Stahlman says vi is now better than emacs.

  3. Re:Next up twitter? on New Attack Can Disable Phones Via SMS · · Score: 1

    Yes, I am implicitly accusing the original author of that driver of incompetence. Sadly, he's got plenty of company.

  4. Re:Fundamental Societal Issue on Copyright Troll Complains of Defendant's Legal Fees · · Score: 1

    Ever heard of the concept of "fair use"? It is impossible to criticize a stupidly written article without quoting at least a small part of it. Agreed, you have no write to copy other people's work in toto.

  5. Re:Losing plaintiffs should ALWAYS pay on Copyright Troll Complains of Defendant's Legal Fees · · Score: 2

    Skip to the chase. If your neighbor is running an illegal operation out of his house, perhaps your first action should be to burn the house down. No greedy lawyers involved! (Unless you get caught.)

  6. Great idea! on Microsoft Patent Deems Comic Books Shameful · · Score: 1

    So all I need to do is create a fictional person that is into every perverse preoccupation possible, then type in the names of all my enemies to see who he gets matched up with, and voila -- I've got plenty of blackmail material! Sweet! I wonder how much CmdrTaco will pay to keep others from finding out about his midget porn obsession?

  7. Re:Actually not a bad idea on Microsoft Patent Deems Comic Books Shameful · · Score: 1

    Once you learn how to duck, yes...

  8. Re:Furries realized this years ago on Microsoft Patent Deems Comic Books Shameful · · Score: 1

    Rule 34. No exceptions!

  9. Re:*Con as prior art? on Microsoft Patent Deems Comic Books Shameful · · Score: 1

    Mustard?!? You perv!!! Normal people use chocolate!

    And as far as Alice likes Bob, what's to keep Bob from simply clicking on everyone in the vain hope that somebody likes him?

  10. Rule #1 on Microsoft Patent Deems Comic Books Shameful · · Score: 1

    Don't trust anybody who wants to collect data on your secrets that "might be a source of shame and embarrassment", regardless of what purpose they claim for collecting this data. Why should people be eager to provide others with the means to blackmail them?

    Alternatively, you could use the Jesse Ventura approach -- record every embarrassing thing you've ever done and publish it to make sure it is already public knowledge and move on.

  11. Re:Next up twitter? on New Attack Can Disable Phones Via SMS · · Score: 1

    Can't remove it without breaking backward compatibility. But any competent developer should have already done a global search of their code base for strcpy, strcat, etc. and made sure they either did appropriate up front checks or replaced them with strncpy, strncat etc. -- preferably the latter, to keep the issue from having to be revisited in the future.

  12. Re:Works about as well as Google Translate. on Flash-to-HTML5 Translator: Smart But Not Pretty · · Score: 2

    Great idea, I'll just fire up one of the many widely used and well supported HTML5 authoring applications...
    Oh wait...

  13. Re:Clean HTML on Flash-to-HTML5 Translator: Smart But Not Pretty · · Score: 1

    Sure, but at least M$ word doesn't piss on the floor!

  14. Re:Next up twitter? on New Attack Can Disable Phones Via SMS · · Score: 1

    Perhaps that's the problem -- they assumed the messages were only 180 characters, thus were susceptible to buffer overruns.

    In general, this is what happens when you ignore the robustness principle and trust the data you are receiving to be properly formed. Several years ago I was able to crash the login process in Windows NT servers by sending invalid SMB messages, so it's not that uncommon. (This was by accident, I wasn't TRYING to crash the machines, just use them for authentication. And of course Windows NT was designed so that you cannot shut it down gracefully once the login process is gone...)

  15. Wait... on Bank Robber Caught After Leaving Urine Bottles Behind · · Score: 1

    You can get DNA samples from urine? More bad news for R. Kelly!

  16. Re:lol Botters on In Isk We Trust: the EVE Online IskBank Exposed · · Score: 1

    I had a similar idea -- in game spammers, when reported by enough people, should be automatically marked as PvP-able by anyone, anywhere. 'Cause killing them would be so satisfying, it would pretty much amount to an instantaneous death sentence.

    Macro-ers are a little harder to detect. What if someone is simply mining by hand in several accounts simultaneously? How is that distinguishable from someone who is, e.g., checking Facebook while playing?

  17. Re:I propose DNA Testing For All Wall Street on DNA Testing Proposed For All Felony Arrests In New Mexico · · Score: 1

    Why pick on Newt? He only cheats on his wives because he loves his country so much!

  18. Re:Human touch is seen as empathetic on How Do People Respond To Being Touched By a Robot? · · Score: 1

    Most of us have elaborate fantasies about nurses behaving in sexually inappropriate manners! And you're saying you'd rather have a robot??? Whatever...

  19. Re:Human touch is seen as empathetic on How Do People Respond To Being Touched By a Robot? · · Score: 1

    That depends... does the robot that will be probing me have heated fingers?

  20. Re:Hmmm... on How Do People Respond To Being Touched By a Robot? · · Score: 2

    I'm not up to date on the latest cooking trends... does rubbing a hot dog improve it's flavor?

  21. Not so difficult on How Do People Respond To Being Touched By a Robot? · · Score: 1

    If strippers can fake empathy when they touch, then why can't robots? Are you saying robots are dumber than strippers???

  22. Re:And thank god for that on What Pi Sounds Like · · Score: 1

    White people should go back to where they came from (Europe). It was a mistake to let them move here from there own lands, where they continue to act like assholes.

    By the way, EVERYBODY is originally from Africa. Whites moved out of Africa earlier, and interbred with Neanderthals.

  23. Re:And thank god for that on What Pi Sounds Like · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That would require that one of the two be male. Looking at the two of them, I'd say it's more likely to be Gaga.

  24. Re:You know horses? on A Letter On Behalf of the World's PC Fixers · · Score: 2

    Try power-cycling the horse and see if the problem goes away...

  25. Re:whine on A Letter On Behalf of the World's PC Fixers · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was a perfectly rational decision; I decided since I didn't have tits, I'd better learn tech skills or nobody would talk to me!