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  1. Re:Brilliant on BP Robot Seriously Hampers Oil Spill Containment · · Score: 1

    Ok... any non-fictional suggestions? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

  2. Re:Brilliant on BP Robot Seriously Hampers Oil Spill Containment · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I hate to tell you this, but BP has more incentive than anyone to actually fix the problem, since they are going to be paying for the damages for the next 20 years.

  3. Re:Slashdot on BP Robot Seriously Hampers Oil Spill Containment · · Score: 1

    But... to do that, you'd have to be using /. and his momma at the same time... you perv!

  4. Increased potential for tropical storms? on BP Robot Seriously Hampers Oil Spill Containment · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought pouring oil on troubled waters was supposed to calm them!

  5. Re:Physics != technology on A Quantum Memory Storage Prototype · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the cryogenic device is really small and light, but the 200 pounds of batteries you have to carry around to power the Peltier chips are sort of a drag...

  6. Re:Quantum communication? on A Quantum Memory Storage Prototype · · Score: 1

    A simulation of an analog universe. The properties of the universe we experience are just WEIRD... energy, space, and even time are inherently quantized? Spooky action at a distance? The universe expanded at a rate several magnitudes greater than the speed of light shortly after the big bang? The microwave background radiation has the same average energy in all directions? The universal constants aren't constant over time? Light isn't a wave and isn't a particle? All these strange phenomena make more sense in the context of a computer simulation of a universe than they do in the context of a real, analog universe.

  7. Re:So, no storage, but instant transmission? on A Quantum Memory Storage Prototype · · Score: 1

    Actually, your phone is only 1 of the walkie talkies; the cellular network provider provides 2; and the person you're talking to provides one. Meaning you can't get true secure communication in a many-to-many configuration; the network between the 2 cellular nodes is still inherently insecure.

  8. Re:Quantum communication? on A Quantum Memory Storage Prototype · · Score: 1

    That would be even more evidence that what we interpret as "the real world" is really just a simulation. FTL or even communication is no problem at all for a simulation.

  9. Re:Big brother much? on ASCAP Declares War On Free Culture, EFF · · Score: 1

    Making "copyleft" music available hurts their business model of charging customers through the nose for music, then passing a few cents of the profits onto the actual artists. Once artists figure out they can make MORE money without these middlemen, then what happens?

  10. Re:Bionic cats?!? on Bionic Cat Gets World's First Implant Paws · · Score: 1

    But... what if the cat breeds???

  11. Re:So, no storage, but instant transmission? on A Quantum Memory Storage Prototype · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Also extremely heavy due to the liquid nitrogen cooling requirement, and point-to-point use only. Makes it more of a big walkie talkie than a cell phone.

  12. Quantum communication? on A Quantum Memory Storage Prototype · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Spooky action at a distance still seems fundamentally wrong to me. At what speed does information propagate between the entangled particles?

  13. Re:Meanwhile in Africa ... on Bionic Cat Gets World's First Implant Paws · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Either that or cheap, easily manufactured mosquito nets, which have no environmental impact...

  14. Re:Great on Bionic Cat Gets World's First Implant Paws · · Score: 1

    "Practice on a hot dog first!" -- Family Guy

  15. Bionic cats?!? on Bionic Cat Gets World's First Implant Paws · · Score: 1

    Suddenly, it's not such a good time to be a mouse anymore!

  16. Re:Meanwhile in Africa ... on Bionic Cat Gets World's First Implant Paws · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates, scourge of slashdotters everywhere, has donated billions towards fighting malaria. I don't think there is much more we could do to help -- if the Gates Foundation's $60 billion can't solve the problem, then nothing can.

  17. Re:Kinda like consecutive life sentences... on Twitter To Establish Information Security Program · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'd think you were being paranoid, but the Supreme Court today gutted the "honest services" law: "All nine justices agreed that public officials and corporate executives cannot be convicted of defrauding the public unless they enriched themselves by taking a bribe or a kickback. Secret deals or conflicts of interest are not a crime unless they involve a direct payoff." So, as long as they are committing fraud to enrich the company, which then is more profitable and pays them more money, and not taking the money directly themselves, it's ok?!? WTF?!? Sounds like all that matters is the interests of the shareholders, and the customers are irrelevant.

  18. Re:FACEBOOK on Twitter To Establish Information Security Program · · Score: 3, Informative

    Hiding the delete option for FB accounts and implementing it in such a fucking retarded way, forcing the account holders to search out and delete every comment, photo, tag, and other info they put in instead of just having a delete button? Utter bullshit. You've obviously never tried to terminate an AOL account. Most ex-AOLers decided it was easier to just cancel their credit card.

  19. Re:Huh? on Twitter To Establish Information Security Program · · Score: 1

    That reminds of the message all computers at Intel used to boot up with: "Unauthorized use of this computer is strictly prohibited". Always seemed a bit circular to me, kinda like saying "Unauthorized use is strictly unauthorized!"

  20. Kinda like consecutive life sentences... on Twitter To Establish Information Security Program · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Barred for 20 years? Reviewed after 10 years? Twitter is a fad that will be passé by 2012... what the hell makes them think Twitter will still exist as a viable company in 20 years?!?

  21. Re:So... on ICANN Likely Finally To Approve .xxx For Porn Sites · · Score: 4, Funny

    Good point. Why does google safe search have a setting that "blocks web pages containing explicit sexual content from appearing in search results" when what I want is a setting that blocks web pages that don't contain explicit sexual content from appearing in search results!

  22. Re:Lucky Rats on Rats Breathe Air From Lungs Grown In the Lab · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's a great time to be a rat! Lawyers and politicians the world over rejoice!

  23. Re:Parental responsibility anyone? on McDonalds Facing Lawsuit For Happy Meal Toys · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In the words of the immortal childcare expert Bender, "Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"

    The sooner your child learns to accept "no" for an answer without whining about it, the better off they are going to be in life. In marriage, we learn to expect "no" for an answer!

  24. Reality check on McDonalds Facing Lawsuit For Happy Meal Toys · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As long as you understand that McDonald's, Chuck E. Cheese, et. al are playgrounds subsidized by food sales, I don't see why anyone should have a problem with it. Just don't delude yourself that their primary aim is to provide nutrition. Sounds like some parents are incapable of saying "no" to their kids, so they want the government to do if for them!

  25. Bad analogy on McDonalds Facing Lawsuit For Happy Meal Toys · · Score: 1

    McDonald's is the stranger in the playground handing out candy to children. Somebody obviously misunderstands the intentions of the stranger handing out candy. Hint: He's not trying to make the kids fat!