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Tagging is not Graffiti - Vandalism to go

On: Grafedia Elevates Graffiti To Art

Graffiti is art - Tagging is vandalism.

They even want my money for this shit? One can only hope making a buck from it makes it a serious offence. See you behind bars, talentless fuckheads!

Shit does live forever after all.. .

Re:is it worth the risk to the rest of us?

On: University Of Calgary To Offer Course On Spam

So exactly when did this "socialist mentality" enter the picture?

Before or after you flunked your aptitude test?

Re:Photoshop Friday Justice

On: Computer-Edited Photos Lead To Child-Porn Locale

Nothing beats online freedom like a good ole' fascist /. trash-mod.. .

Hide your happy hole mod-Hitler.

Next up, All knowledge banned and burned

On: University Of Calgary To Offer Course On Spam

"Know thy enemy" some smartyman wrote before the maniacs disembarked from the Mayflower.. .

Eh.. . What? Oh noes! Knowledge is bad, bad, bad!

Let me stop right there before I sound just like an incriminated Jackson.. .

Has it occured to the general pubic yet that your high-school biology and chemistry classes enables you to mass murder using common and readily available household materials?

But still.. . You haven't.. . Weird, isn't it?

Photoshop Friday Justice

On: Computer-Edited Photos Lead To Child-Porn Locale

So the Toronto law finally caught up with the interweb quilt sewing trend equivalent of a Photoshop Friday, but what did that achieve to elevate this to newsworthiness?

What a moronic spin to an otherwise interesting milestone.. .

One should think that time to market (TTM) would be a pressing issue here, so wouldn't it be at least as effective to just blur out the alleged innocent parties?

The published pictures lead to something interesting - Not the fact that they were edited in the Something Awful tradition of a Quilt Friday.

As far as I know these are the first images made public on the interweb by the powers that may be (tm) in a case involving alleged sexual offences involving alleged minors.

That should have been the news - Not that the Toronto sketch artist just learned how to use the Stamp tool.

At first glance there's no other interesting line crossed here other than making alleged crime scenes allegedly involving alleged minors public.

As an interesting and controversial side note - I'll let you be the judge; Oh no! Wait. Toronto law enforcement just let you be! - there's nothing in the pictures to support the claims of any offences. These tactics could be used by the (*adorning lovely tinfoil hat*) powers that may be (tm) to instigate all sorts of pubic participation (ratting, snitching, et al.) under the guise of the top of the pops instant-news hysteria that any mention of paedophilia automatically carries in these nouveau middle ages.. .

Further more (or less) wouldn't this be a major problem to justice as we know it (For only a couple of hundred years, though. History is kind of interesting - It actually predates the Mayflower. Heretic, you might say, but hey!) - publishing key evidence pre-trial?

And by now one is expected to write something vile against child molestation.. . So yeah! Uh, no! But maybe! No. It's besides the point. So FCKU and your PC mindless irrelevant propaganda.

Roomba RFID, GPS, et al.

On: Household Emergent Behavior?

Nah.. . In the near future you'll know exactly where it is, just like your RFID embedded kids.

Re:Oh - look-y here, it's all about.. . Something

On: Just How Paranoid Are You?

Hey! Isn't it nice to be a schizophrenic (or maybe just an alcoholic) bastard?

Without sucking much (french?) male Karma poultry, this incredibly nonsensical thread - be it as it may - will never be ever be read by anyone but me and my split personalities.. .

Ain't that grand? Yes - we all agree, thanks Me.

Re:Physical access!

On: Just How Paranoid Are You?

Hardware firewall is an absolute necessity? Is it now.. .

Now what exactly is hardware? My wobly triceps or my inadvertent wobbly fist to your.. . face, or perhaps my ass?

You Sir, is sadly - or maybe haphazardly, mistaken.

Further more.. . What? Huh? When.. . Oh!

No.. . Yes!

Pleased to meet you, and I do believe I caught your name.. .

Mr. Dumbwitted Troll, Sir.. .

By the way - stop looking in my threads; I can't find my alcohol still.. .

Informative +4? Give me a break so I can find my beer.. .

Now that would be an informative break.. .

(-4)karma+(1)beer == Good times to be had - if I could just find it.. .

Hey! you can't either.. .

Oh - look-y here, it's all about.. . nothing

On: Just How Paranoid Are You?

So.. . By now you know how I am a mongoloid (in the Smartass sort of way).. . Oh - Wait.. . You don't. Say goodbye to the tread now.. . Bye bye.. . FCKU you and your beer hiding family too.. .

Re:This is how I do it - For what it's (not) worth

On: Just How Paranoid Are You?

Isn't it kind of cute how the FCKUing Karma whores duke it out in their nonsensical kind of legacy retarded way? Uh.. . No! Well, yes! Uhm.. . What? This way none of this will ever hit the interweb.. . Right?

Re:This is how I do it - For what it's (not) worth

On: Just How Paranoid Are You?

Oh, God No! - Yes! Karma Police are looking through your windows.. . FCKU modding squad.. .

This is how I do it - For what it's (not) worth

On: Just How Paranoid Are You?

Oh Well,

Call me a Troll, a most pleasant change, but I'm a true believer in that information truly wants to be free.

(All that 2600 and Phrack et al - a whole new industry for the Freudian school.. . ;)

So, I hear you ask, what has that to do with anything?

Client side I am what you could refer to as an enlightened (though highly educated) fool. I run Windows XP.

Yeah, I know.

When you're in my position there's really no goddamn choice. Let's just leave it right there for the sake of the - uh.. . argument? Don't get testy - we're getting there.. .

Eventually.. .

As I started earlier (although rather pretentious and philosophical) information wants to be free.. . So what the FCKU do you guys keep of information in physical form on your storage devices that someone would ever beset you with?

Let's face it. Most people worrying about this are tinfoil hats. They may adorn pretty and wonderful hats, but of of little interest. Even to us, much less to the Echelon(s) of The Power That May Be (tm).

Oh.. . I hear you all call Troll - once again.. .

Well, fair game. Or not.. . In a Bill Bailey sort of Bweildered way.. . (However - this thread is not Part Troll.. .)

What the FCKU do this mongoliod (in the DIVO sense) do to protect his data, I hear some of you cry - or maybe in slightly disjointed whispers?

Well.. . In one word - Nothing! (Oh.. . and then maybe?)

Ok. For posterity - Ere' goes.. .

No sensitive information - like the next 911 or personal identifiers of any kind ('cept for my non-deniable IP address - butyou can't have that without a subpoena - such a nifty word).. .

In another phrase: There's no information on my connected devices that could ever amount to anything.

Remember? Information wants to be free.. . Especially from you - even more so if you have it connected to the interweb.

Oh.. . And then I guess I have to mention it since I'm an enlightened fool, as opposed to a mere fool.. .

I run ZoneAlarm Pro. And NAV 2005 - fully functional in every (but one) way. And Spybot
Search & Destroy. And SpyWare Blaster. Aha! And that's not all - I run Gia.. . Uh.. . No. M$ AntiSpyware tooo! (Lay off! It's free! Never heard about it before it was.. .)

(Please FCKU off about the security debate on those tools.. . Same, same - but different topic?)

And if that was not all.. . There is of course a treat for you hardware lovelies out there - an ADSL router with my absolute control.. . Yeah, it's cute in a Nazi sort of way. Nothing can
get past it without my personal approval.. . For every instance.. . Of course it also helps with a little feedback from it.. . telling me when/if something changed - I can't help the provider helping it from it self.. .

Oh.. . And I have a little wintel honey pot in front of this of septic too.. . (Same config, my
beautiful inquisitive ones.. .)

So.. . Uh.. . What.. . Who.. Eh.. . Yeah!

This brings us undeniably not straight back to the original matter at hand.. .

Your IP is most likely traceable, your storage is most likely crackable (speaking of the general pubic).. . Above all - Your data is most likely worth FCKU all.. .

So in conclusion.. . I'm out of alcoholic beverages and psychotropic stimuli.. .

Keep your goodies stenoed, pgp'd - mil + then some grade - and above ALL - Keep it away from any sort of networking. - Be it word of mouth, sleight of hand, electro/magnetic wonders of the new Reich.. . ad nauseam.

I'm sure you all don't get the point by now.. .

But.. . Above all.. . Why FCKUing hide?

Information wants to be free - as in beer?

No - Now I can't remember where I hid that last one...

Re:Where is the OSS initiative?

On: Two Reviews of Microsoft AntiSpyware

Eh, no?

Thank God!

On: LiveJournal Servers Go Down

Finally a break from the never ending angsty teenage bullshit.