"Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury. This is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a wookie from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about that; that does not make sense. Why would a wookie, an 8 foot tall wookie, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall ewoks? That does not make sense! But more importantly, you have to ask yourself, 'what does that have to do with this case?' Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does not make sense!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury. This is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a wookie from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about that; that does not make sense. Why would a wookie, an 8 foot tall wookie, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall ewoks? That does not make sense! But more importantly, you have to ask yourself, 'what does that have to do with this case?' Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does not make sense!"
~Johnnie Cochran on South Park
Wow, George Lucas is that lame that he has to go steal ideas from the Lord of the Rings?
Lets see:
One Ring--> Crystal
Saruman--> Palpatine
Mount Doom --> Lava pit?
does that make yoda gollum? "my precious they stoles, yes"