User: rhaikh

Dear SIR, please give me your back acct #

On: New Spam-Scanning Technology Finds Spam

If this were real, some parts of Africa would be lit up like a christmas tree.

Idiots

On: MSN Sponsors Mensa

Man, you'd have to be an idiot to use MSN search.

Patent Warz

On: Companies Claim iTMS, iPod Patent Infringement

I'm going to patent subtraction and then sue my bank.

The Uncertain Airbag

On: Unpredictability in Future Microprocessors

Well, there's a 99.99% chance that airbag shouldn't be deployed right now, I'm just gonna disregard that "1".