User: patentlysilly

Don't forget to add the nicotine

On: Nestle Patents Coffee Beer

http://www.patentlysilly.com/patent.php?patID=6749 882

Re:One would hope it isn't 21 *hungry* hours!

On: China's Second Manned Space Flight

Why go hungry when you can wolf down some recently patented, space-brewed maggot powder. Mao Zhang is the inventor's name, sounds Chinese: http://www.patentlysilly.com/patent.php?patID=6938 574

Bill Gates alone on a seesaw

On: USPTO Issues Email Address Patent to Microsoft

This is where coders who patent frivoulous inventions end up: alone on the patent playground.

Actually, the Cure for Heart Disease is Herpes!

On: The Cure for Cancer Might be: HIV

Patent #6,846,670: Genetically engineered herpes virus for the treatment of cardiovascular disease

Courtesy of Patently Silly