User: Soat

Next week on Slashdot:

On: Allofmp3.com Wins Court Case

KDE team develops their own music service, called KMart. Martha Stewart sues, but goes back to jail when a background check reveals she's been pirating music for years.

In that _cooler_ reality

On: SCO On the Rocks

I think this would be a different story had SCVs been behind all these lawsuits.