SCO On the Rocks
Netromancer wrote in to alert us to a Businessweek Online article discussing the downward spiral in SCO's fortunes and luck. From the article: "The mouse that roared is barely squeaking these days. A string of recent setbacks raises grave questions about SCO's finances, its court case, and its management."
Didn't see that coming. Who would have thought that basing a company on litigation, scare tactics, and spreading FUD wouldn't work?
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Perhaps SCO can sue itself to raise cash
Surely there must be someone else they can sue.
> Who would have thought that basing a company on litigation,
> scare tactics, and spreading FUD wouldn't work?
Microsoft?
"The mouse that roared is barely squeaking these days. A string of recent setbacks raises grave questions about SCO's finances, its court case, and its management."
"Grave" questions, dying company... How apropos.
So litigation isn't a reliable business model either. We're doomed!
I prefer my SCO neat with a splash of water.
Going down
Still waiting for reaching the level from before the bubble though. (but as you watch the quotes history, the Linux lawsuit was a start of the downward spiral...)
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The question is not as of when will the guillotine fall, it's how high will it be before it does.
Considering SCO's screwups and legal wranglings, i'd say that the height will be stratospheric and more than a few heads will be in the stocks when it falls.
First rule of holes; When in one, stop digging.
This is to the [Linux] zealots: You must be celebrating this news somehow. Of course you wish for even better news. Remember one thing...after SCO, another will be minted. Also remember that according to Microsoft's Ballmer, there is no significant Linux deployment anywhere on earth. One wonders where those revenues are coming from.
who is this sco?
I've been trying since they were nearly $20/share but my broker said something about it not being available. Did Wall Street see them as being full of shit, too?
Hmmm, that reminds me, time to get the champagne on ice.
So only now there is this worry that SCO is sinking? The act of a small company suing over Linux should long have sent the signal that SCO is having troubles. The suit seemed desperate (and still does), a way to get press and cash while sending markets into a spin. The fact that they have not produced evidence shows that SCO was not only betting the farm on FUD, but really is Such Crummy Opposition: to IBM, and to Linux.
"Microsoft killed my company, I hold a personal grudge. I don't use Microsoft products and neither should you."-JWZ
...til the judge hammers. I wouldn't like to see somebody else buying the case and starting it all over again.
Do you think they'll make it through the 30 days easily? How much time do you give SCO before it implodes amidst much celebration? I give it about two months.
..especially the management at SCO. You think they're upset about this? It was obvious from the very beginning that they didn't have the long term benefit of the company in mind when they started all this garbage. The people in charge of SCO, like so many other dead corps of the past, don't care what happens to the company. If you think they haven't gotten fabulously rich while all this has been going on you're deluding yourself.
At this point they're probably running company affairs from their yachts, and when it implodes, so what? Won't hurt them at all, and in a year or two they'll be hired on by some other group of corporate leeches and they'll drain another company dry.
It's just a shame that in this case it impacts more than just the poor slobs working at the company in question (of course, if they're STILL there after all this they deserve it) but something that millions all over the globe care about. But, hey, it was good for business- after all no publicity is bad publicity, right?
Evil will always win, because Good is DUMB
I'll have my SCO on the rocks shaken, not stirred...
Do you see what I did there?
You were expecting maybe SCO would turn into a profitable, stable company with a viable product? Especialy given the recent past...
A Call For A New Slashdot Moderation Level!
I was waiting for things to get ugly (heading under a buck) before picking up my SCOX stock certificates. Four dollars + additional fees is too much. It cost me more to have paper stock certificates issued than it did to buy the stock when pets.com went tits up, but framed up they rocked as a white elephant gifts. Them screwing around with the SEC get the symbol changed to SCOXE before I though they would. Grrr. Once again, I squarely shoot my foot trying to predict the stock market.
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A company cannot possibly stay in business without happy, returning customers.
My dad was in business and his dad before him also operated several small businesses. He once told a salesman who was asking for a job that he did not need one because his customers were his best salesman.
Maureen O'Gara, who hitched her wagon for whatever reason to the SCO star, looks to be in all sorts of trouble too by the look of this feedback thread.
Who do you suppose will buy whatever IP assets they have remaining? Oh, to be sure, there's serious questions about what those might be... but they did buy some kind of rights from Novell. Will they go to someone even slimier, or someone who will place them in some open domain?
Maybe it's time to set up a fund to bid on them?
I think this would be a different story had SCVs been behind all these lawsuits.
Topic in #os: hey guyz, stop pickin on irix. /msg atnt haha. idiot. :~(
<SCO> w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich!
<novell>
<novell> whoops. was that out loud?
<atnt> rotfl
<ibm> lol
<SCO> why r u laffin at me?
<novell> dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now.
<SCO> wtf?
<SCO> hey guyz, i bought caldera, I have linux now.
<red_hat> haha, your linux sucks.
<novell> lol
<atnt> lol
<ibm> lol
<SCO> no wayz, i will sell more linux than u!
<ibm> your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE
<SuSE> Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux für IBM.
<SCO> can we do linux with you?
<SuSE> Ich bin nicht sicher...
<ibm> *cough*
<SuSE> Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen.
* SuSE is now SuSE[UL]
* SCO is now caldera[UL]
<turbolinux> can we play?
<conectiva> we're bored... we'll go too.
<ibm> sure!
* turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL]
* conectiva is now conectiva[UL]
<ibm> redhat: you should join!
<SuSE[UL]> Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist vergeblich.
<red_hat> haha. no.
<red_hat> lamers.
<ibm> what about you debian?
<debian> we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years.
<caldera[UL]> no one wants my linux!
<turbolinux[UL]> i got owned.
<caldera[UL]> u all tricked me. linux is lame.
* caldera[UL] is now known as SCO
<SCO> i'm going back to unix.
<SGI> yeah! want to do unix with me?
<SCO> haha. no. lamer.
<novell> lol
<ibm> snap!
<SGI>
<SCO> hey, u shut up. im gonna sue u ibm.
<ibm> wtf?
<SCO> yea, you stole all the good stuff from unix.
<red_hat> lol
<SuSE[UL]> heraus laut lachen
<ibm> lol
<SCO> shutup. i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them you suck.
<ibm> go ahead. baby.
<SCO> andandand... i revoke your unix! how do you like that?
<ibm> oh no, you didn't. AIX is forever.
<novell> actually, we still own unix, you can't do that.
<SCO> wtf? we bought it from u.
<novell> whoops. our bad.
<SCO> i own u. haha
<SCO> ibm: give me all your AIX now!
<ibm> whatever. lamer.
* ibm sets mode +b SCO!*@*
* SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.)
Just because one has broken the law and betrayed the public trust, lying for personal gain, doesn't mean you can't make a few billion dollars from others ...
So, maybe they lied about Linux owing them money. Since their patron saint Bush will probably pardon them, they'll get another chance to lie about some other thing and make money the old-fashioned way - by stealing it from others.
Perhaps they should investigate the patent process in the EU? I hear it's a buyer's market...
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Finally...
This means there'll be no future support for Linux!
SCO on the rocks!?!
;)
Please, you forgot the most important part.
SCO should be shaken, not stirred.
Or stirring for that matter. And goodness knows, we're all doing our best at shaking SCO.
...with a twist, please.
I don't get it.
The SCO campaign, featuring a struggling UNIX vendor that was taken over by greedy executives claiming IP ownership of the entire GNU/Linux code base, was a stunning success. Major news sites such as those run by the Open Source Technology Group eagerly signed up to perpetrate the tongue-in-cheek hoax, which one editor called "the longest running April Fool's joke in the technology business".
Prior to SCO, IBM's PR experts tried hiring teams of college students to spray-paint logos and slogans on the sidewalks of San Francisco and Chicago. That campaign was acknowledged to be a flop.
I just had the worst case of deja vu reading the first three comments in this thread.
Yeah, but... but... I want them to flame out in a huge court loss. I want SCO's finances and future prospects to be devastated. I want a clear and definitive signal that Linux is safe and SCO was stupid to butt heads with Open Source.
This whole "fading" thing sounds like it just leaves too many doors open for other stupid companies to do bad things, because there is no jarring precedent burned into people's minds.
Translation: "We pretty much fired everyone except for the accountant. After all, who needs developers on staff when the OSS guys work for free? Right?"
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... that I should sell my shares of SCO?
SCO on the rocks, ain't no big surprise.
put the what in the where?
We all knew SCO was nothing more than a walking corpse for a long time now.
The important thing is to not let the scumbags responsible just walk away when the the rotting body of SCO stops twitching. Everyone knows Darl, but there are many others at SCO who are going to have made hundreds of thousands to millions and just walk away.
These people's names should be made public, like sex offenders, so they can't just get away with this sick and sleazy assault on Linux and go on with normal lives.
Yes, round 2 in Microsoft's attack strategy is with Software Patents. That's why they are pushing so astoundingly hard to get them in place in Europe right now.
And the ONLY thing which is holding Microsoft back from attacking in the U.S. is that they don't want to reveal their hand while the Politicians are debating software patents in Europe.
We know Microsoft isn't done here with attacking Linux. We expect them to keep attacking. But we've narrowed their attack front to legal manuvers which are of questionable success.
And we're prepared and fighting. Yes, this battle will go on for some time. But if Microsoft loses the Patent game, then their monopoly is doomed.
Maybe so, but Darl and his brother Darl got theirs while the getting was good.
Back when the company was Caldera he was pretty high up there. Now he is my boss and uses scare tactics to try and make me work harder.
I've predicted since june 2003 that SCO will eventually sue Tarentella (formerly known as Santa Cruz Operation) for selling them damaged goods - i.e. Unix assets which turned out to be a pile of crap.
Doesn't the court have some basic responsibility to IBM to end this case now that SCO has come up short?
Saying Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
...some people thought SCO stood a chance? Yeah, you guys were wrong. Sorry. Go Linux.
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While short on business, SCO held some potentially powerful copyrights.
The author treats SCO's ownership claims as gospel, but that has not been established in court. Novell has contested SCO's copyright ownership, a matter which is still in court. IBM has counter-sued SCO for copyright infringement and patent infringement. BSDi settled a suit against former Unix(r) owner USL which established that BSDi owned the major part of the unix(generic) copyrights, while USL held copyright on but a tiny historical remnant of the code base. SCO has a long way to go before they can be said to "hold" valid copyrights to any code that's still in use.
Er, title "OMG LINUX ROX)RS" and text "Open source blows. Microsoft forever!"
Care to explain that one?
Instead of building a good product, they tried to steal an existing one. Instead of getting ahead in the market with innovation, they sued their competitors and many potential allies. Instead of building a loyal client base, they sued their own customers.
They sued their own customers! And they sued their ex-customers. Who would do business with a company like that? Their customers are fleeing in droves. Their vendors and resellers are dropping them for what they are. Nobody trusts them. And since nobody has to do business with them, nobody will.
And at the risk of saying what's already been said: Good riddance.
This is not my sandwich.
It's a bash quote in case you didn't already know.
To my opinion, let them go down, i'm so sick of SCO, suing whoever-whatever they can... no.. down they should go.
They are only hurting the Open Source world with they stupid claims.
O.S. IS THE FUTURE!!! don't try to stop it!!!
Yea.. Yea mod me down, but i really felt i had to say this..
What would you do without a monitor? Sit and look stupid behind a keyboard and a mouse
o/~ Join us now and share the software
Oh come on, no one has thought of this joke yet?
Yes, we all know that Darl and company has been on the rocks for quite a while. Although once they run out of money, they won't have money to buy rocks, and will have to drink rubbing alcohol or something.
Hopefully I didn't put any [] around my words.
The main thing that worries me about this article's headline is that it may boost SCO's score on the operating system sucks-rules-o-meter. Ah, I see it's not included in the list. A narrow escape.
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Back in the day, SCO stories usually attract tons of posting. Today, it could barly break 100 postings...
Darl & Co. is loosing touch!
Once SCO is gone, the few rights they may be will perhaps end in the hands of IBM (because nobody is going to buy them since that would include the poison chalice that are the lawsuits).
Honestly, is your aim in life to spoil the happiness of others or were just having a bad Saturday?
IANAL but write like a drunk one.
NASDAQ added the "E". It means they will be delisted in 30 days for failure to comply with the NASDAQ listing requirements. In SCO's case they did not file an 8-K document as required by the SEC so NASDAQ opts to delist them. They can and have scheduled an appeal hearing. See www.groklaw.net for more !
[ibm] shaken, not stirred...
Logic is a wonderful thing but doesn't always beat actual thought. -Terry Pratchett
Sing to tune of Neil Diamond's "Love On The Rocks", even though I'm ashamed to post this.
SCO on the rocks
Ain't no surprise
Pour me a bribe
And I'll tell you some lies
Got nothin' to lose
So you just sue big blue all the time
Gave UNIX my heart
Gave UNIX my soul
UNIX left me alone here
With nothing to hold
UNIX is gone
Now all I want is a file
First, they say they'll crush you
How they'll really smash you
Suddenly they find they're out there
Delisted from the NASDAQ
When they say they have you
They don't really have you
Nothing they can do or say
They've got to leave, just get away
They haven't got long
They need $1 billion US
Money's all they want
But there's naught they can do
When their money is gone
May be lawsuits around
But it's cold when you're SCO on the rocks
First, they say they'll crush you
How they'll really smash you
Suddenly they find they're out there
Delisted from the NASDAQ
When they say they have you
They don't really have you
Nothing they can do or say
They've got to leave, just get away
They haven't got long
SCO on the rocks
Ain't no surprise
Pour me a bribe
And I'll tell you some lies
Employees are gone
And now all they want is your cash
Without a ruling, there is no precedent to stop companies in the future trying this same sort of crap. It has to go to trial and a verdict has to be issued to stop this from happening again and wasting more of the court's time. Besides we might not be lucky enough to find another company stupid enough to sue IBM.
Stop intellectual property from infringing on me
To the tune of
'Love on the rocks' by Neil Diamond
SCO on the rocks
Ain't no surprise
Just give them some cash
And they'll tell ya some lies
Yarro is gone
Now all that they want
Is a stay
Boies gave it his heart
And he gave it his soul
But there's not much of that
When you're evil and cold
Canopy's gone
Now all that they want
Is their cash
CHORUS:
First Caldera wants you
Said how they really need you
Suddenly Linux finds it's out there
Showing all it's code
Then SCO says they'll sue you
"Buy a license or we'll do you"
Nothing you and I can say
We hope IBM will save the day
Groklaw knows the song...
SCO on the rocks
Ain't no surprise
As their scheme is shut down
Darl's on the thin ice
Integrity's gone
Now all lawyer's want
is a stay...
Sorry Neil, it was just too good to pass up...
"...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
Some readers complain that the SCO v. IBM litigation is taking too long to be resolved, others that it's too complex, too hard to follow. For them, here is the quick version, which made me laugh. It's by toads_for_all, and was originally posted on the SCOX Yahoo board, Msg: 241992. He was kind enough to let me share it with you here. In his little play, he imagines a conversation between SCO, IBM and Novell, which tells his version of the whole SCO v. IBM saga in less than 350 words. Feel free to build on his work or make one of your own. I bet one of you creative brainiacs could come up with a cute one about the discovery games. Straight from a post By PJ on Groklaw
I'm not sure if anyone else has said this... In movies with bad guys, just when you think the guy is dead, he pops up for one last attempt. I think SCO is in a fight for it's 'life'. I would highly suggest that folks not ignore what SCO is doing, and consider the SCO suit a done deal. With their backs against the proverbial wall, there's no telling what they might pull to win this case, or 'prove' that code has been copied. To the IBM/Linux community, now is not the time to turn your backs on the SCO case!!
It's an indictment of the judicial system when a company like SCO can file a meritless lawsuit like this and then drag it out for years without a SINGLE SHRED OF EVIDENCE to back up their claims. It's a travesty, really.
Or this lawsuit has gone to the americans!
(Internal City of Heroes humor, if you don't get it.)
do you really think that anyone will be around at SCO for very long?
Must be
I thought this would be about a new drink! I had visions of opening Darl's veins into a tumbler of ice and vodka.
I figure the alcohol will sterilize whatever bugs live in his system.
Bottoms up!
Mal the Elder
3.) Pay huge amounts of the companys money to your own brother in the name of legal fees. It looks like IBM and linux was never the real target, it looks like a set up to lose, milk SCO dry and leave with the money and a reputation of trying to take on big blue from a tiny little company with less staff than the average high school.
Actually the company was crooked long before pretty
boy floyd 'Darl McBride' took it over. Once upon
a time SCO was a good company named 'Santa Cruz Operation' that sold unix distros at a fair price
and ran a civilized marketing program. Then came linux and the bottom fell out of unix. This left the Santa Cruz boys up the creek without a paddle.
Eventually they sold out even though they were in the position to and could have easily reinvented their business as a services operation. Santa Cruz is a few miles south of San Jose near a valley full of majestic redwood groves. A really weird criminal named Kemper used to frequent there picking up female hitchhikers and leaving their heads in various places, but that johnny was eventually caught and put out of the public's misery.
Anyway, Santa Cruz Operation sold out to Ransom
Love and company who was then head of Caldera, a not so successful linux distro vendor whose distros had a nice loader program but a weak configuration. Seems that Caldera distros could not stand a power failure. Any power failure! At the first sign of a power failure or anything that even caused a machine reset, the installation would fail on a 'kernel panic', never to been seen or run again.....along with all the data that you put into it, for there was no provision to retrieve the trapped data as that would have required that the irretrievably broken system actually boot somehow if only to a console. Ransome knew that he did not have a product, but he and his company went through the motions. Just about that time linux got hot in the year before the dot bomb bubble burst. This rescued Ransome and his boys handily. They did not have to have
a product that was good. Their ole distro of 7
CD's that had the working install program was long gone by then. It had been replaced by the two CD program with the LISA loader that looked nice at first but failed as above described....On top whooeey but underneath phoooey! Now they could continue to market this failure to the public while they pushed the major effort to private investors in order to lure fodder for the bubble. It was here that Paul Allen, the fifty percent holder of Micro$$$$ stepped in with a controlling purchase of Caldera stock and he became the largest insider in the company. Allen WAS Caldera. In March of 2002 or so, Caldera went public with a closed stock offering. It opened at 8, and closed sales pushed up the price to 26 before the sales were opened to the public. Those public that had put in buy orders as soon as the stock was offered and hoped to buy in at 8 were cheated by the insiders who got there first. By the time the public got in, the stock was trading at its historical high. It went higher a little more for a few days on momentum. Then it started to fall. Those who hoped for riches from seeing how Red Hat skyrocketed after its IPO were not so easily disappointed and waited too long to sell.
I know. I was one of them. I lost 1200 dollars in this crooked scheme by Ransom Love and Paul Allen and others to defraud investors of millions. You see these 'good fellas' all had 'stock options' which as executives and major controlling stockholders they were able to vote about for themselves. That meant they could buy under option a stock worth, say 20 dollars, for the sum of one dollar. They could then sell this stock for the market price and make a real 'killin. This bunch had a lot of options and created a bear market in this stock. That bear was ravenousely hungry! The stock fell,,,and fell,,,,and fell worse than the crash of 1929-37. Over 98 percent of the valus of the stock was blown to the wind. In the process, all the public holders eventually sold for tremendous losses. At the end there was a small knot stubborn souls, but Ransom and Paul had a plan for them too. It was called a recombination. They did a 4 into one reverse split. This meant that if you held 4 shares, after the split you would hold one share. This redused the public's share even more. And there wer
A SCO on the rocks? No thanks, I'd like to keep my dinner down :)
Very sorry to do this. Your post was very intelligent and insightful, but I just got distracted in your last sentence when you used the phrase "tote the line".
Thank you for sharing your story with us. I hope that this little titbit of information will someday prove useful.
SCO can't be worth that much any more, is it? What is stopping some other very big anti-open source company (hrm...), from just buying their remains, as well as the rights to SCO's UNIX? They could continue the court battle with IBM forever (financially), and even if it fails, MS owning the rights to UNIX is a pretty scary thing.
Another candidate being considered for World Bank President is Paul Wolfowitz. Wolfowitz's only claim to fame: being wrong about every aspect of the Iraq situation.
"If it's real, then it gets more interesting the closer you examine it. If it's not real, just the opposite is true." -
Could it be because whoever signs the document is almost certainly going to jail, and they're scrambling to find somebody stupid enough to take the blame for their lies and misrepresentations?
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.