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  1. D & D on Fear of Girls, a D&D Documentary · · Score: -1

    More like homosexual fun hour

  2. Steve Jobbs on Disney Buys Pixar · · Score: -1, Troll

    More like A BIG FAGGOTT

  3. Stallman on Slashback: GPLv3, Firefly, iTunes · · Score: -1

    More like Mr linix gayrag

  4. Firefox on Firefox Usage Climbing In Europe · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    more like fire-fucks

  5. Mac users take it up the Buttt on Apple Switching to Intel · · Score: -1

    So then Jobs whipped it out, "close your eyes and I got a big surprise." Before I knew what was going on my mouth was filled with his steamy man-juices.

  6. Intell AMD on Apple Switching to Intel · · Score: -1

    Lol jobs circlejerk

  7. Steve Jobs has no penis and one testicle on Safari vs. KHTML · · Score: -1

    Fucking apple cunt fucker faggots!

  8. lol jobs is giga-ghey on Publisher Wiley's Books Pulled from Apple Stores · · Score: -1

    lol jobs is giga-ghey

  9. Why the fight? on MS Files for Broad XML/Word-processing Patent in NZ · · Score: -1, Funny

    Well they did invent XML so I dont see what the problem is?

  10. wow, linux is cool on Revamped Linux Kernel Numbering Concluded · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Twin ninja girls stood next to each other, clad in tight-fitting, and revealing outfits. Their clothing was almost as identical as their beautiful features, the only difference being in the colors. The girl on the right was dressed in purple, while her counterpart was ink.ink. Their outfits gripped their luscious curves, accenting their large breasts and round asses. The fabric was almost completely missing from their chests, showing off a great deal of cleavage. Although they allowed their female assets to practically hang out for all to see, the one area of their body they both covered, almost protectively, were thmoutmouths. Each wore a cloth mask, totally covering their sensous lips along with the tips of their noses. These twin beauties were known as Kitana and Mileena. They each were very deadly opponents by themselves. Together, they were thought to be unstoppable. That was, of course, if they could keep their sibling rivalry under control. It was their main weakness and something that after years of work, still got the better of them. But they knew there could be no arguing today. No screw ups. If they didn't concentrate one-hundred percent on defeating their opponents, then they wouldn't have to worry about working out their rivalry ever again, because dead sisters couldn't fight with each other. Standing across from the two women were a pair of men, simularly dressed, only in blue and gold. Sub-Zero and Scorpion were the deadliest pair the two had faced yet and it was going to take the two of them working together to bring them down. The four fighters stepped into the arena, eyeing each other coldly. Only one team would leave alive. And even then, it might only be one of them. They stopped five feet apart from each other and squared off. Kitana and Sub-Zero across from each other, while Mileena glared Sco Scorpion's blank eyes. There was a brief nt nt when everything was completely still, but it ended quickly. "Fight!" The command came from everywhere and nowhere. Incredibly simple and impossible to disobey. Before the monosylabic word even fades, the combatants have begun their battle. The twin ninja girls catch their opponents off guard at first, with their fast and powerful synchronized strikes. The men are beaten back, badly, almost entirely out of the circular arena. The girls are going to win, they know it. But then, it all goes horribly wrong. They had practiced their attacks and maneuvers for hours, making sure that they wouldn't get in each other's way and that their attacks would help the other as much as possible, but somehow, even after all the practice, something got mixed up. Kitana kicked a long, muscular leg up high, intending to smash Sub-Zero's face in with her foot, while Mileena dropped low and swung her own leg out, spinning it to catch Scorpion's feet and trip him up. The move worked splendidly, only instead of Scorpion, Mileena tripped up her sister. Kitana fell forward into a painful split, one leg stretched out in front of her, the other behind. She grimaced as she felt pain shoot through her crotch. Scorpion had taken a quick hop back to avoid being tripped and let loose a counterattack. He extended his arm and with a flash of movemnet, his harpoon extended and shot towards Mileena, who was still trying to figure out what went wrong. The harpoon stabbed into her slender gut and tore through her body. It exited her back and latched into her skin as Scorpion pulled back violently on the harpoon's cord. She screamed in pain as she was dragged across the floor to her opponent. Scorpion began to pummel her with kicks to the gut and chest. Kitana moved quickly, sliding her outschedched leg back to meet the one behind her and got onto her hands and knees, ready to push herself up and unleash a volley off attacks onto both her enemies. But as she gave a hard shove to the floor, which should have lifted her back to her feet, she remained completely still. Confused, she looked down to see that her hands were quickly being encased in thick, blue ice, which was creeping up her arms. She turn