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  1. Re:Well not sure if this is the right approach but on Preventing Networked Gizmo Use During Exams? · · Score: 1

    neatly avoid the real life consequences of being punched in the face for being such a dick.

    Did you just call him a dick? ;)

  2. Tough being a judge, jury, and executioner on Preventing Networked Gizmo Use During Exams? · · Score: 0, Troll

    she said she used it as a dictionary. It gets tough for me to distinguish

    No shit. That's because you're not god. You've no right to judge people guilty and ban their stuff, or even force them to change their behaviour, without investigation, evidence, and a trial. Even with all that, many would question whether true justice was present.

  3. Re:No trouble at all on Child Abuse Verdict Held Back By MS Word Glitch · · Score: 1

    I like my macro better. It's what I was taught in LaTeX wordpressing class, and I'm sticking with it.

  4. Re:and the qualifier is... on Microsoft To Issue Blanket License To NGOs · · Score: 1

    And the qualifier is, of course, "qualifying." The article doesn't say who qualifies,

    And it doesn't really matter, so long as you fill in the application form to tell them all about your organisation, tell MS whether it's worth having a sales rep call you, and educate yourself about Microsoft's offerings.

    Maybe if you're a really big target segment and very likely to go open source, they'll shove exchange or something like that down your throat for free. You'll end up paying for all the basic functionality that Linux gives for free, one way or another.

  5. Re:Urine? on Is DIY Algae Farming the Future? · · Score: 1

    And some creatures' gender is decided by temperature. What's your point?

  6. Re:Urine? on Is DIY Algae Farming the Future? · · Score: 1

    Try packed with gender-changing hormones ;)

  7. Re:Looks like people are starting to see the benef on Is DIY Algae Farming the Future? · · Score: 1

    Indeed. Algae farm + weedkiller sounds like a natural combo.

  8. Re:Bloglines shutting down! on Ask.com To Shut Down Bloglines · · Score: 2, Funny

    But if we do not stick together they the company's will just have there way with us.

    Sounds good, but you only said "there", without saying where.

  9. Re:Misleading. on IE9 Team Says "Our GPU Acceleration Is Better Than Yours" · · Score: 1

    You're not supposed to routinely implement something only to have an oh shit that doesn't work with browser X moment.

    Of course not. You're supposed to have an "Oh, sorry, you're browser is broken, please file a bug report with the developers." moment.

  10. Re:What good is... on IE9 Team Says "Our GPU Acceleration Is Better Than Yours" · · Score: 1

    Like I give a crap about Adobe's latest rebranding ploy ;)

  11. Re:self defeating business plan on Is DIY Algae Farming the Future? · · Score: 2, Funny

    How could they think this was a good way to promote a new food source?

    It's better than the truth: soylent green is people.

  12. Re:Great on IE9 Team Says "Our GPU Acceleration Is Better Than Yours" · · Score: 1

    Oh, if you really think it's sound, you should look into making everything use a sound daemon, or making everything use alsa with it's virtual mixer card thing (whatever it's called :D)

  13. Re:What good is... on IE9 Team Says "Our GPU Acceleration Is Better Than Yours" · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Cross-platform" means its usable on both Windows 7 and Windows Vista.

    "Cross-platform" means that Windows hates you, and doesn't want your damn chocolates. Or your fucking flowers. Bastard.

  14. Re:What good is... on IE9 Team Says "Our GPU Acceleration Is Better Than Yours" · · Score: 1

    If I wanted a game to work just on Windows, why wouldn't I just make an application that did that?

    Because Visual Studio sucks? ;)

  15. Re:Misleading. on IE9 Team Says "Our GPU Acceleration Is Better Than Yours" · · Score: 1

    That's absolutely OK for most practical purposes.

    Are you a coder? You don't sound like one. How about if I pay you to build an app for my API, which is documented to 96% accuracy? You'll guarantee to complete the app to my specifications, on time and for a fixed price, I hope? Here's the app spec:

        Should deliver $10000 to my account when the on-screen button is pressed.

    and the API:

        bool deliver_funds(dst_account, src_account, amt);

        returns: boolean true for success, false for failure

        Moves amt US Dollars from src_account to dst_account.

    By the way, we have a new version close to release, but still internal. Release notes:

    * fixed a bug in deliver_funds. Rather than using the src_account number supplied, it seemed to prefer the developer's accounts.

  16. Re:Video, sound, panoramas, 3d... all there for ye on IE9 Team Says "Our GPU Acceleration Is Better Than Yours" · · Score: 1

    Hahha, I see. Thanks for that :)

  17. Re:Great on IE9 Team Says "Our GPU Acceleration Is Better Than Yours" · · Score: 1

    So, all operating systems are bad then?

    Yes. But some are much less bad than others.

    Ubuntu still gives me random lockups from time to time

    Linux has crap drivers, sadly. But you might want to buy a better mobo in future; bad motherboards are often a source of frustration that's hard to identify.

  18. Re:Line endings on Child Abuse Verdict Held Back By MS Word Glitch · · Score: 1

    That's why Python has "universal newlines": so that the code units representing newline on MS-DOS (0D 0A) and pre-2002 Mac OS (0D) get translated to UNIX newlines (0A) within the standard library.

    I like python too, but I'm pretty sure the standard C library has been doing like this for decades, with the text-mode open(, "r") etc. [as opposed to the binary mode, open(, "rb") etc.].

  19. Re:2000 pages... on Child Abuse Verdict Held Back By MS Word Glitch · · Score: 1

    It's "Hang, draw, and quarter". They would "hang" you but not drop you as they do in modern times

    I believe he was referring to the much more more ancient and noble tradition, whereby inquisitors would take a number 2 hard leaded pencil, and make a few quick sketches to scare you. Generally these would include yourself being hung, and given quarters.

  20. Re:No trouble at all on Child Abuse Verdict Held Back By MS Word Glitch · · Score: 1

    In LaTeX, you can write a three-letter macro to add all those newlines for you. You could even make it support arguments, so you could tell it how many blank pages to add.

  21. Re:Doesn't the Bible say so? on Geocentrists Convene To Discuss How Galileo Was Wrong · · Score: 1

    But this is precisely the problem. Some people don't get that, and think they can take every word literally. Except that they ignore all the literal words that don't suit their pre-conceived purposes.

    You're to be congratulated for seeing the veiled metaphors and higher wisdom present in books like the bible, but it's a small portion of the so-called religious who do.

  22. Re:So? on IE9 Team Says "Our GPU Acceleration Is Better Than Yours" · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's kind of like cars: sure the McLaren F1 may be faster than my Ford Focus, but it's not the car that's setting the 75mph speed limit.

    Actually, it's because there's a "speed limit" that the extra performance matters most.

    Graphics acceleration for animation etc. is all about getting stuff rendered within the time a frame takes to complete. If you miss that time, graphics stutter, tear, or just plain look boring.

    Now remember that acceleration of a line or a video means you have more time to do other things. Just like how acceleration of 3d texturing meant more time to add extra layers of texture and thus achieve more realism.

  23. Gallium on IE9 Team Says "Our GPU Acceleration Is Better Than Yours" · · Score: 1

    There wouldn't be much to license; they'll simply be pushing high-level graphics calls down the API/driver stack to the graphics layer. The open equivalent would be for firefox/webkit to have high-level graphics API calls added to the X rendering libraries (cairo or whatever) and call those directly when running on systems that have the necessary libraries. The X-window graphics stack would then do its part, by providing high-level graphics primitives and high-level API functions implemented with fast, low-level code that's tailored to your hardware. The most obvious candidate for achieving that is Gallium3D.

  24. Re:staaaaaandards? on IE9 Team Says "Our GPU Acceleration Is Better Than Yours" · · Score: 1

    Is IE really making the claim that they can incorrectly display your website faster than the competition?

    Sadly, when the competition is also rendering it incorrectly, the comparison seems fair.

  25. Video, sound, panoramas, 3d... all there for years on IE9 Team Says "Our GPU Acceleration Is Better Than Yours" · · Score: 1

    Waiting for a video standard....

    What for? Object tags have been around for years, and can embed ANY type of content in a webpage. I was doing video streaming (along with custom play/pause buttons etc.) with them and the older embed tag back in 2000. I believe object has been around since '96, and embed longer. AND, object can support any multimedia content, including video, audio, flash, panoramas, applets, etc. I'm not sure how advanced/generic DOM scripting is for them, but that should be relatively easy to define as well as anything for the video tag can be defined.

    The only thing special that I know of about the video tag is a standardised video format, but mpeg4 and now x264 are pretty much de facto anyway. WebM is nicer, if it supports the multiple angles and subtitles and everything that matroska supports. Apart from that, the open standard is nice, but I don't see much to get excited about.