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  1. Re:Assuming... on "2012" a Miscalculation; Actual Calendar Ends 2220 · · Score: 3, Funny

    OK. In exactly which direction should I be pointing my telescope when things go "tits up"?

  2. Java on Ryan Gordon Wants To Bring Universal Binaries To Linux · · Score: 3, Insightful

    However, the idea of a universal binary is cool. We could do something like the old p-Code, where we compile to a virtual architecture, and then translate it to the machine during installation.

    Kind of like Java then.

  3. Sounds unfortunate on Ryan Gordon Wants To Bring Universal Binaries To Linux · · Score: 1

    I find it a benefit of Linux if there is only one instance of a XML library in my memory, though.

    Really? If using Linux lead to an XML binary in my memory, I'd want it out of there ASAP. Perhaps you meant on your disk ;)

  4. Re:!secure on Anonymous Browsing On Android Phones Using Tor · · Score: 0

    TL;DR : only use Tor if you know what the hell you are doing.

    I think his point was that people who know what the hell they're doing DON'T use Tor. Tor is a solution for the rest of the users who don't get freenet, or don't care enough to wait on freenet. In those roles, I think it's pretty good.

  5. Re:ReactOS on Now Linux Can Get Viruses, Via Wine · · Score: 1

    ReactOS is still around, and progressing well enough. It's based on NT though, not 95, or at least, it is now.

  6. Re:shucks on Yahoo Offered Lap Dances At Hack Event · · Score: 1

    Not to be outdone, the Bing team is hiring crackwhores to give blowjobs.

    To be fair, Microsoft are doing a good thing here. Some of those crackwhores just got out of prison after cutting their husbands' nuts off, so they need a fresh start.

  7. Re:not just marketshare on Now Linux Can Get Viruses, Via Wine · · Score: 1

    You mean just like Internet Explorer has been doing since the End of 2006?

    Hahhah, no, certainly not like Internet Explorer has been doing.

  8. Re:marketshare on Now Linux Can Get Viruses, Via Wine · · Score: 1

    The problem is, for a home computer, you are your own sysadmin.

    No, the problem is that home users who aren't sysadmins think they can be sysadmins. It's like selling cars to people who know nothing about engines, letting them "customise" the engine before driving it into the city, and complaining about how their spam (and other groceries) end up all over the park benches.

  9. O RLY? on When Libertarians Attack Free Software · · Score: 1

    I posit that one of the most prized products of Capitalism and the free market is to reduce the cost for the end consumer and raise the quality of the products and services.

    That's interesting. I posit that telling people they need stupid things that they don't need, and that are in fact useless, just so you can keep your company's incoming going, is neither reducing costs, not raising quality of service.

  10. Re:Kid in the white shirt looks akward on Yahoo Offered Lap Dances At Hack Event · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's because there's a sexy woman dancing around his lap, trying to turn him on, and yet there's a big guy in the corner who'll kick his ass and throw him out if he looks like he's about to touch her.

  11. Re:Windows 7 is better than Linux on Windows 7 On Multicore — How Much Faster? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Agreed. I particularly like the feature where you rename a folder, and it shows up as renamed, but on the filesystem, it's still called "New Folder". Gotta love the strict testing that Microsoft put in.

  12. Re:Did they use the mosquito sound? on 1/3 of People Can't Tell 48Kbps Audio From 160Kbps · · Score: 1

    Oh noes. You've disrespected me on the internets.

  13. Re:No more!! on NVIDIA Targeting Real-Time Cloud Rendering · · Score: 1

    download internets from the email.

    Given some of the download times I've seen, I'm pretty sure this has happened once or twice.

  14. Re:Faster... on Sneak Preview of New OpenOffice 3.2 · · Score: 1

    different versions of MS Office... You are only totally compatible when everyone is running the same version of the same program.

    On the same screen at the same resolution with the same antialiasing settings and the same fonts and the same printer and the same paper.

    This is why fonts, bold, and WYSIWYG should die in favour of styles, templates, and WYSIWYM.

  15. Re:Did they use the mosquito sound? on 1/3 of People Can't Tell 48Kbps Audio From 160Kbps · · Score: 1

    I can tell you get out a lot.

  16. Re:3.5km/h on 32 Exoplanets Discovered By Chilean Telescope · · Score: 1

    In other news, Chile has experienced a dust storm recently.

  17. Re:Did they use the mosquito sound? on 1/3 of People Can't Tell 48Kbps Audio From 160Kbps · · Score: 1

    If there's a hearing loss epidemic caused by the prevalence of, say, shite music, then most people are probably halfway to tone deaf anyway.

    There, fixed that for you ;)

  18. Re:let the flames begin on Amiga and Hyperion Settle Ownership of AmigaOS · · Score: 1

    is the Amiga platform even relevant any more? The hardware and OS were revolutionary in 1989, but 20 years later, is it really something all that different?

    Certainly not. I clicked a menu on my PC back in '94, and it responded this last Saturday. Now that PCs have finally caught up, I can forget the amiga and move on.

  19. Re:Open source. on How To List FOSS Experience On Your Resume · · Score: 1

    Looks like the IOC3 code may have a small, subtle issue hidden in there somewhere.

  20. Re:Open source. on How To List FOSS Experience On Your Resume · · Score: 3, Funny

    Unfortunately, all 14 lines of code are simply comments...

    And in the diff, they all begin with -

  21. Re:Open source. on How To List FOSS Experience On Your Resume · · Score: 1

    Big problem is that the resume is filtered by neanderthals.

    There, fixed that for you.

  22. Re:Conspiracy? on Doubts Raised About Legal Soundness of GPL2 · · Score: 1

    Thanks for pointing this out. It's good to know he's an interesting guy, and not so vehement on all topics. I suppose I should have put the pieces together and worked that out for myself, as I've seen that he's quite interested in some unusual things, and I myself am much more opinionated about IT than other things :)

  23. Re:(Un)Surprising on China Strangles Tor Ahead of National Day · · Score: 1

    If Japan's citizens did not want to be nuked, then they should have stopped their government from killing millions of Chinese, Filipinos, and other Asian neighbors. They started the killing; then they reaped what they had sowed.

    WTF? Dude. The west developed advanced warfare techniques at least since roman times. They developed cannons for battle using gunpowder when the chinese used it for decorative fireworks displays. They developed ships of the line and all sorts of advanced naval fighting techniques that the Japanese barely had an interest in. They developed hostile, invasive religions that were often used politically to undermine other nations. They also developed an often underhanded crew, including drunks and other ne'erdowells who were literally kidnapped onto ships (look up the origin of the word Shanghaid), never wanting to be there, and who probably didn't behave with any kind of respect towards others by the time they got where they were going. Then, they took them all to Japan, a highly advanced (i.e., washed more than once a year) civilisation with an strong culture of obeisance to feudal lords and powerful shoguns, where the subtle and not so subtle expectations of respect permeated society at every level.

    And you say that THEY reaped what they sowed? Wow.

    There's a saying: "To understand another culture, you must first understand your own." You'd do well to consider it carefully before making statements like that in future.

  24. Re:Not as bad as it sounds! on Doubts Raised About Legal Soundness of GPL2 · · Score: 1

    I don't think you can link the vast majority of web apps with a campaign to undermine free software. Most of that is just an effort to scale better, and reach a wide audience more efficiently, with regular updates, and/or to build a community that does most of the work for the company. It's true that there are a lot of webapps trying to steal content from the users who contribute it, by not providing access to a raw data download.

  25. Re:Conspiracy? on Doubts Raised About Legal Soundness of GPL2 · · Score: 1

    Matter of opinion. For the most part, everything he's written has not only been insightful, but visionary and literally predictive of the future. The whole GNU/Linux thing is a little unrealistic I think, but still very true. If that's the worst people can come up with against him, he's doing pretty good.