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  1. Re:Porn Watching Indicates A Sad Human. on Russia Bans Pornhub, YouPorn - Tells Citizens To Meet Someone In Real Life (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    I can assure you that I'm looking for a real relationship, not some porn slut to "cater to my every sexual craving." But being poor and unattractive, I can't find either. Apparently, I'm to women what garlic is to vampires. Again, not a problem George Clooney has to deal with, I'm sure.

  2. Re:Porn Watching Indicates A Sad Human. on Russia Bans Pornhub, YouPorn - Tells Citizens To Meet Someone In Real Life (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 2

    By the time you're in your 40's the girls will be fighting over you!

    As someone in his 40's, I can assure you that that is NOT the case.

  3. Only if you'll do it first.

  4. Re: Porn Watching Indicates A Sad Human. on Russia Bans Pornhub, YouPorn - Tells Citizens To Meet Someone In Real Life (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    You first.

  5. Re:If you're an ugly nerd, RTFA and follow directi on Russia Bans Pornhub, YouPorn - Tells Citizens To Meet Someone In Real Life (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    All the women seem to be fighting over a handful of rich good-looking guys. I don't think there are any left for us fat poor guys.

    The worst part about being fat and poor is that wonderful moment when you think a woman is actually interested (finally! horray!) and you ask her out, only to find out she was just being friendly. I bet that never happens to George Clooney.

  6. It will give taxi/bus drivers a lot more free time on Autonomous Vehicles Won't Give Us Any More Free Time, Says Study (dailymail.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Plenty of time

  7. Re:Porn Watching Indicates A Sad Human. on Russia Bans Pornhub, YouPorn - Tells Citizens To Meet Someone In Real Life (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do you think the people watching porn wouldn't prefer a real woman if they had the OPTION? Some of us would love to meet a real woman, have sex, fall in love, etc. The problem is that no real woman wants to meet, have sex, or fall in love with *US*.

  8. If I could meet someone IRL I wouldn't need porn on Russia Bans Pornhub, YouPorn - Tells Citizens To Meet Someone In Real Life (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 2

    Porn is the only answer to the question "What do you do if no woman wants to meet YOU?"

  9. Re:My iPod Touch 6 Has This Flaw on Apple Is Still Ignoring One of the Biggest iPhone Engineering Flaws of All Time: 'Touch Disease' (slashdot.org) · · Score: 4, Informative

    If your Apple product broke, it's because your faith in Father Steve obviously wasn't strong enough. The fact that you don't have the latest Apple gadgets is proof of that.

  10. Re:Smeg on 28 Years A Smeghead: Red Dwarf Is Coming Back (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    The BBC has a long weird history of never really cancelling a TV series. I guess they're too polite to every officially kill a series. Unfortunately, this has the unintended side effect of requiring the occasional revisit to a once-great series that's way, way past its prime. See Absolutely Fabulous, anything involving Ricky Gervais, the IT Crowd, etc., etc., etc.

    I agree, sometimes you just have to let something go and treasure it for what it was. Trying to bring back a series long after-the-fact (Firefly fans, I'm looking in your direction) is like reanimating your dead grandma's corpse. Sure, she's still technically grandma, but she won't bake you cookies anymore and will try to eat your brains.

  11. Better just block the whole internet on Chrome and Firefox Block Pirate Bay Over 'Harmful Programs' (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only way to be sure.

  12. Re:./ Editors Fail Again on Samsung, LG Sued Over US Employee Recruiting Policies (reuters.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yeah, terrible fucking summary, Makes it sound like some asshole is suing them for not honoring their non-poaching agreements. The actual article makes it clear that they are actually being sued for HAVING those non-poaching agreements in the first place.

  13. They're not just encroaching on the internet. They're encroaching on everything.

  14. Re:Bubble boys and girls on Instagram Rolls Out 'Keyword Moderation Tool' That Will Filter Out Offensive Comments (macrumors.com) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the muslim and mexican thing, really isnt racist. nationalist perhaps, but not racist.

    Haven't you heard? In modern SJW world, nationalism *IS* racism.

  15. Re:Bubble boys and girls on Instagram Rolls Out 'Keyword Moderation Tool' That Will Filter Out Offensive Comments (macrumors.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Snowflakes are very fragile and melt easily. They must be carefully protected to ensure that they're never exposed to anyone who might do something offensive or abusive, like disagreeing with them.

  16. Won't someone PLEASE protect the children from criticism!

  17. So, you wanna eat fish tonight? on Dolphins Recorded Having a Conversation For The First Time (telegraph.co.uk) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah.

  18. Re:Was logging in to post exactly this on University of California's Outsourcing Is Wrong, Says US Lawmaker (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    If the label SJW is offensive to you, maybe you should stop fucking acting like one.

  19. Re:Was logging in to post exactly this on University of California's Outsourcing Is Wrong, Says US Lawmaker (computerworld.com) · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sadly, this being uber-SJW California, the University will probably try to portray everyone criticizing their use of out-sourcing as xenophobic racists. Any employees refusing to train their Indian replacements will end up with a team of of SJW hippies screaming "WHITE PRIVILEGE!!!" outside their house.

  20. This new model is so fast, it'll only take it half as long to be forgotten about.

  21. sow public distrust in the upcoming presidential election and in U.S. political institutions, intelligence and congressional officials said

    The U.S. government is already doing a bang-up job of that themselves.

  22. No, it's a combination of the usual public panic over the virus-of-the-moment that's GOING TO KILL US ALL (see also ebola, swine flu, bird flu, SARS, etc., etc.) combined with stupid motherfuckers in government who overreact accordingly and start taking laughably over-drastic measures to protect against a virus that hasn't even affected a statistically significant number of people in the world, much less in the U.S.

    It's yet another winning combo of dumb motherfuckers who watch WAY too much CNN combined with dumb motherfuckers who need to be working in any other field besides government.

  23. Re:Night vs Day on US Beekeepers Fear For Livelihoods As Anti-Zika Toxin Kills 2.5M Bees (theguardian.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    In their defense, the illegals they hired are only available at Home Depot during the day.

  24. Re:free choice on Apple Is Making Life Terrible In Its Factories (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yeah, they're perfectly free to go back to dire poverty and hunger if they want. No one is holding a gun to their heads to force them to feed their kids and have basic shelter.

  25. Get back to work, you loafers! on Apple Is Making Life Terrible In Its Factories (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 0

    America needs more overpriced obsolete laptops!