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  1. Steve would have never done that on Apple's New Patent Weapon — Location Services · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man, that company has really went downhill.

  2. Re:Cool on Life-Bearing Lake Possible On Icy Jupiter Moon · · Score: 1

    You wouldn't happen to have a rocket that can get there on you would you? And a ship with a life support system that can support a crew for several years, and a drill that can drill through dozens of miles of ice? If so, we can leave tomorrow. My schedule's good.

  3. Re:When? on Life-Bearing Lake Possible On Icy Jupiter Moon · · Score: 5, Funny

    It tastes like burning.

  4. Re:New boss, same as the old boss on Feds Helped Coordinate Occupy X Crackdowns · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The sad thing is that the health care program he created is probably actually worse than nothing at all. It's just a big handout to insurance companies. It pisses people off with insurance mandates. And it doesn't even guarantee coverage. All it has *really* guaranteed is that now we'll never have a true single-payer government-backed system in the U.S. Thanks to that hand-out to the insurance industry, we just lost our best, and likely last, chance at the superior (and cheaper) kind of system they have in Canada and the UK.

    Just fucking sad.

  5. Re:New boss, same as the old boss on Feds Helped Coordinate Occupy X Crackdowns · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be giving us a fresh new round of bullshit promises in the Fall when he needs us to vote for him again.

  6. Suprised they went on as long as they did on Feds Helped Coordinate Occupy X Crackdowns · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Did you really think you could threaten the powers-that-be and not have them turn the full force of the government they control on you at some point? Did you really think that just because they supported protests in the Middle East that they would tolerate them HERE against THEMSELVES? Come on.

  7. Re:Will the reality distortion field last? on Apple Names New Chairman · · Score: 1

    Fools! Didn't they see The Boys From Brazil?!?!?

  8. Re:Should the researchers keep quiet? on Experts 'Convinced' Duqu Work of Stuxnet Authors · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's not exactly a secret that Mossad and the IDF were the chief suspects in the creation of Stuxnet. They were even publicizing their new cyber-warfare IDF division not too long before Stuxnet emerged. So I doubt Israel considers this a big secret. In fact, they may well want to publicize the "Threaten us and we can blow up your centrifuges" message it sends.

  9. Re:This is what I'll miss about SJ... on Steve Jobs Wanted an iPhone-Only Wireless Network · · Score: 1

    what he did do was think of what he saw as perfection and not waiver from it

    Yeah, him and Hitler.

  10. Re:whatever on Research Promises Drastically Increased LiOn Capacity · · Score: 2

    If we had listened to Negative Nancys like you, we would never have gotten the flying car.

  11. Re:/. is an empty shell of what it once was. on Research Promises Drastically Increased LiOn Capacity · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't even comment on /. anymore.

  12. The fix is in on SOPA Hearings Stacked In Favor of Pro-SOPA Lobby · · Score: 2

    The hearings are just theater.

  13. Will the reality distortion field last? on Apple Names New Chairman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These are pretty conventional corporate appointments, which leads me to wonder how much longer the Steve Job's aura will last. I think they would have been better off appointing a very charismatic figurehead as CEO (as the *public* face), and then letting the business folks quietly run the show behind the scenes. It's hard to believe that fans will one day cry like their daddy died when Tim Cook or one of these corporate insiders leaves. And Apple has always relied on a certain degree of devotion from their fans (I'll resist the cult comparison) and an image of hipness.

  14. Don't worry, our President will save us!! on RIAA Doesn't Like the "Used Digital Music" Business · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sure he'll be standing up to the RIAA any minute now....

    gonna be soon.....

    he's probably on his way....

    just be patient.

  15. Re:Wow, I first read that as "*isn't* a crime" on DOJ: Violating a Site's ToS Is a Crime · · Score: 1

    plutocracy, oligarchy, and plutarchy

    None of those accurately convey the concept. And when that's the case, we sometimes invent new terms. We've done that from the beginning of human language. Are you suggesting we stop?

  16. Re:Wow, I first read that as "*isn't* a crime" on DOJ: Violating a Site's ToS Is a Crime · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Department of Justice is part of the Executive Branch, not Judicial.

  17. Re:Lol on Doctor Who To Become Hollywood Feature Film · · Score: 1

    Not only will they make it, but they'll make it in 3D and charge you an extra $5 for some shit to pop off the screen. Then they'll release five different versions on DVD/blu-ray over the course of the next several years, followed by a full-on theatrical REMAKE--which will start the whole process all over again.

    And you know what? As much as fans bitch about it, they'll still shell out their money for every single release (and probably buy the comic book version too).

  18. Re:Wow, I first read that as "*isn't* a crime" on DOJ: Violating a Site's ToS Is a Crime · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Tire sealant.

  19. Wow, I first read that as "*isn't* a crime" on DOJ: Violating a Site's ToS Is a Crime · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For a second there I thought the Obama Administration (and government in general, for that matter) had a sudden attack of conscience and decency. For that second I actually got to believe that it was even *remotely* possible that a government official might actually take the side of the vast majority of citizens and consumers in America, as opposed to functioning exclusively as the slavering lapdog of corporate America. In a brief instant I got to see what the U.S. might look like if we were an actual democracy instead of just a poorly-disguised corporatocracy.

    Well, it was a nice second.

  20. Bring your own ride on Now's Your Chance To Apply As an Astronaut · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone who's got a rocket that will get to at least LEO is automatically accepted.

  21. FIXED THAT FOR YOU on Intel's 4004 Microprocessor Turns 40 · · Score: 0

    Hey, what happened to all the Apple fans saying the Motorola chips were better?

  22. Re:My bank already knows my penis length on Aussie Bank Wants To Trade Social Network Data For Better Deals · · Score: 1

    And Stephen Wright's is even funnier than that.

  23. As a guy who's been on a desert island for years on Intel's 4004 Microprocessor Turns 40 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hey, what happened to all the Apple fans saying the Motorola chips where better?

  24. Re:Not finished on Minecraft Is Finished · · Score: 1

    Or Starfleet's Lieutenant Commander Data as "data."

  25. Re:My bank already knows my penis length on Aussie Bank Wants To Trade Social Network Data For Better Deals · · Score: 1

    Hey, my girlfriend says three inches is perfectly normal!