Lysol on the 2004 Florida Presidential Ballot Lysol on the 2004 Florida Presidential Ballot
Gary Niger (GNAP [Gay Nigger Associated Press]), West Palm Beach, FL.
- With just 50 days remaining until a landmark US presidential election that is
still too close to call, Florida Governor Jeb Bush announced Thursday (9/23)
that GNAA operative Lysol will be appearing on the election ballot.
"I know that Lysol officially dropped out of the race 6 months ago, but like
Ralph Nader, and all liberal candidates, I think he deserves a fair shot.",
said Bush.
Amid questions to the governor and brother of incumbent President asking if
this is just a ploy to take away votes from John Kerry, the Democratic nominee,
Bush said "Um..LOL JEWS", and immediately left the conference.
GNAA psuedo-member DiKKy was seen saying "LOL HY LOL HY LOL" shortly after.
It is assumed that these rumors are not true however, as most analysts feel
George W. Bush will carry Florida, as it has already been announced that
Florida's black votes will not be counted.
About Lysol
Lysol is a gangster. Before dropping out of the race, Lysol took a firm
stance on the rights of gay niggers everywhere, as well as being pro-abortion.
Considered to be a member of the radical-left, many felt his attitude towards
politics was a refreshing change from "Old fucks that worship Jesus".
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
HOUSTON, Texas (GNAA) - Breaking new ground for both the adult
entertainment and online service industries, GNAA Houston (NYSE: GNAH) unveiled
its gay-friendly adult service, "Gay Porn Avalanche," an unlimited high-speed
internet gay porn service that is unique in that the user can subscribe someone
else to the service without their consent.
"The telecommunication industry innovated 'slamming,'" said GNAH CTO KiSSy,
"and the porn industry invented unlimited streaming gay video, but only the
GNAA can bring gay porn to those in-the-closet loved ones over the holidays."
Gay rights advocates immediately praised the venture as "soft outing," or a
polite and acceptable way of encouraging others to face their inner
homosexuality.
Like most online services, the subscriber specifies location and payment
method, but with "Gay Porn Avalanche" (GPA), someone other than the subscriber
can be initiated as a recipient. The official brochure, printed in Kawasaki
font on a bright pink adult incontinence product, says: "Know someone who's in
denial about their sexual orientation? Send them more gay porn than they can
view in a lifetime - and high speed access, too, for one low monthly
price!"
GPA debuts at $19.45 per month with a one-time sign-up fee of $6.66. It will
be available in most of the continental USA and all of Canada, which KiSSy
states "is our biggest, most widespread and wide open market."
Subscribers will be given a high-speed internet hookup which plugs right
into the back of their computer, and can download from any number of local
"channels" at speeds faster than distant, often hard-to-reach-(around) Internet
sites. "No more waiting for gay pornography," the brochure says. "With GPA,
it's home before you are."
Martin Lithp, spokesman for gay rights group Alliance of Sodomy Supporters, proclaimed a
"new era" in tolerance for gays. "Once members of our proud brethren could hide
behind a smoke screen of heterosexuality," he said, "but now, there is no way
to escape your orientation if a friend or relative is willing to 'out' you with
a trial subscription to GPA."
President Bush is expected to comment on the new service as he signs the
sweeping gay rights bill, No Gay Behind Left Behind, as part of the Republican
party's push for diversity and equality in its perceived draconian platform.
"All Americans must join in the war against terrorism," said Bush. "They hate
us because of our freedom - including our freedom to have radical gay oral,
anal and bukkake pornography at rock-bottom prices."
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
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Lysol on the 2004 Florida Presidential Ballot
Gary Niger (GNAP [Gay Nigger Associated Press]), West Palm Beach, FL. - With just 50 days remaining until a landmark US presidential election that is still too close to call, Florida Governor Jeb Bush announced Thursday (9/23) that GNAA operative Lysol will be appearing on the election ballot.
"I know that Lysol officially dropped out of the race 6 months ago, but like Ralph Nader, and all liberal candidates, I think he deserves a fair shot.", said Bush.
Amid questions to the governor and brother of incumbent President asking if this is just a ploy to take away votes from John Kerry, the Democratic nominee, Bush said "Um..LOL JEWS", and immediately left the conference.
GNAA psuedo-member DiKKy was seen saying "LOL HY LOL HY LOL" shortly after.
It is assumed that these rumors are not true however, as most analysts feel George W. Bush will carry Florida, as it has already been announced that Florida's black votes will not be counted.
About LysolLysol is a gangster. Before dropping out of the race, Lysol took a firm stance on the rights of gay niggers everywhere, as well as being pro-abortion. Considered to be a member of the radical-left, many felt his attitude towards politics was a refreshing change from "Old fucks that worship Jesus".
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
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GNAA Announces Gay Porn Avalanche
HOUSTON, Texas (GNAA) - Breaking new ground for both the adult entertainment and online service industries, GNAA Houston (NYSE: GNAH) unveiled its gay-friendly adult service, "Gay Porn Avalanche," an unlimited high-speed internet gay porn service that is unique in that the user can subscribe someone else to the service without their consent.
"The telecommunication industry innovated 'slamming,'" said GNAH CTO KiSSy, "and the porn industry invented unlimited streaming gay video, but only the GNAA can bring gay porn to those in-the-closet loved ones over the holidays." Gay rights advocates immediately praised the venture as "soft outing," or a polite and acceptable way of encouraging others to face their inner homosexuality.
Like most online services, the subscriber specifies location and payment method, but with "Gay Porn Avalanche" (GPA), someone other than the subscriber can be initiated as a recipient. The official brochure, printed in Kawasaki font on a bright pink adult incontinence product, says: "Know someone who's in denial about their sexual orientation? Send them more gay porn than they can view in a lifetime - and high speed access, too, for one low monthly price!"
GPA debuts at $19.45 per month with a one-time sign-up fee of $6.66. It will be available in most of the continental USA and all of Canada, which KiSSy states "is our biggest, most widespread and wide open market."
Subscribers will be given a high-speed internet hookup which plugs right into the back of their computer, and can download from any number of local "channels" at speeds faster than distant, often hard-to-reach-(around) Internet sites. "No more waiting for gay pornography," the brochure says. "With GPA, it's home before you are."
Martin Lithp, spokesman for gay rights group Alliance of Sodomy Supporters, proclaimed a "new era" in tolerance for gays. "Once members of our proud brethren could hide behind a smoke screen of heterosexuality," he said, "but now, there is no way to escape your orientation if a friend or relative is willing to 'out' you with a trial subscription to GPA."
President Bush is expected to comment on the new service as he signs the sweeping gay rights bill, No Gay Behind Left Behind, as part of the Republican party's push for diversity and equality in its perceived draconian platform. "All Americans must join in the war against terrorism," said Bush. "They hate us because of our freedom - including our freedom to have radical gay oral, anal and bukkake pornography at rock-bottom prices."
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
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