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  1. Disappointed on Security Fears Over Google Accelerator · · Score: 0

    I'm a Google fan. Downloaded this yesterday. Uninstalled it 15 minutes later because it slowed my connection down too much.

  2. Re:Obi Wan and the droids on Initial ROTS Reviews Hit the Internet · · Score: 0

    Would YOU claim to remember a big flaming robot always bitching about this or that???

  3. Re:Satisfy? on Initial ROTS Reviews Hit the Internet · · Score: 0

    No... Nothing can take the pain away...

    Would it make it better if they locked Jar-Jar and a bowl of flava beans in a room with Dr. Lector?

  4. Re:Bittorrent on Initial ROTS Reviews Hit the Internet · · Score: 0

    That's nothing. There was a hispanic family of 5, ages 2-6, that sat behind me for the South Park movie. The dad drug the whole family out before Terrence and Phillip got to the second verse of "Unkle Fucker." Was one of the funniest parts of that movie for me.

  5. Re:No it won't on Initial ROTS Reviews Hit the Internet · · Score: 0
  6. Re:No it won't on Initial ROTS Reviews Hit the Internet · · Score: 0

    Replace Jar-Jar with Ewoks?

  7. Re:new cd format? on IBM Gives SCO the Works · · Score: 0

    Easy. Use small fonts.

  8. Re:Neat on IBM Gives SCO the Works · · Score: 0

    What the hell do you expect IBM to do with SCO? Sue themselves???

  9. Re:Avoiding hardware key loggers: on Phishers Using Keystroke Loggers · · Score: 0

    Close, but why don't the banks come up with their own version of USB Wireless Security Locks. These could be issued at the bank directly to the customer without phishers being able to hack them.

  10. Re:Request for anyone trying this on Hack IIS6 Contest · · Score: 0

    Thanks. Just when I could masturbate again without that popping into my head, you bring it back. May you be about to go down on a hot chick and get a picture Bea Arthur's coochie stuck in your head for a year.

  11. Re:Request for anyone trying this on Hack IIS6 Contest · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why would you want to put a picture of Bill Gates on it?

  12. Re:Safety Warning on How Lightsabers Work · · Score: 0

    You've obviously never seen Princess Leia Orgasma's bedroom. She's a fraaaaeek.

  13. Re:free Windows! on Microsoft Offers Compensation For Counterfeit OSes · · Score: 0

    You should get a +5 Funny for that!

  14. Re:And the problem is? on Microsoft Offers Compensation For Counterfeit OSes · · Score: 0

    You never had fun as a child, did you?

  15. Wow on Al Gore to Receive Internet Achievement Award · · Score: 0

    April 1st never ends around here.

  16. Re:Information Superhighway on Al Gore to Receive Internet Achievement Award · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess he thought "free porn pipeline" wouldn't be as catchy.

    No, his boss already copyrighted that one.

  17. To all my loyal customers out there. on Microsoft Offers Compensation For Counterfeit OSes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Snitches get stitches.


    Ya betta rememba that.

  18. Re:GOffice? on Gates on Google · · Score: 0

    *might*? Open up Gmail with IE and you see a message telling you that you get more features using Firefox to access it. What pissed people off about Double Click was they were virtually putting bugs on your PC to track your every movement. Google places some text only ads based on what you searched for. Don't kid yourself, you're an idiot.

  19. Re:The ultimate fight on Gates on Google · · Score: 0

    Ahhh...but it seems it takes love to beat evil.

  20. Re:This could be... on Mars Express Begins Search for Water on Mars · · Score: 0

    I didn't know Jim Bob and Bubba built it.

  21. Re:Contamination on Mars Express Begins Search for Water on Mars · · Score: 0

    I'm hoping Tom Cruise gets torn limb from limb.

  22. Re:Heh on Mars Express Begins Search for Water on Mars · · Score: 0

    Ask him what he'll think if they find Beagle 2 face down in a puddle of water. That would be soooo ironic.

  23. Re:That's a little... extreme on Liquid Metal CPU Cooling · · Score: 0

    Thank you, Dr. Spock.

  24. Re:Hang on... on Cars that Can't Crash? · · Score: 0

    windows crashes are caused by something the user has done to change the system

    So you're one of their employee-stock owners, eh?

  25. Time Travel on Cars that Can't Crash? · · Score: 0

    Nah....those little bastards at MIT opened up a quantum bubble big enough to engulf the entire earth at their little Time Travelers Convention.