User: aphoenix

Re:theolein reports on Common Sense

On: Study: Waking Up Like Being Drunk

Strangely, though, "Common sense" is the least common of the senses. (this comment is funny if you only woke up 2 minutes ago)

Re:Screw that - I'm going back to stone tablets

On: Burned CDs Last 5 years Max -- Use Tape?

So your "back-up" would weigh in at right around 3,500 pounds, or the weight of a Run of the Mill Sedan (RMS). As we all know, RMS is also the abbreviation commonly used when prolestizing about Gnu. Gnu is an anagram for "Gun." So, the moral of the story- it'll take a ton of work, but it's worth a shot.

From this, I have uncovered Shadow Wrought's secret identity! He is Dan Brown, author of The Da Vinci Code. (see, because their plot points have the same tenuous relation to each other)