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  1. Re:Double time on Next Chapter In the Leap Second Story · · Score: 1
    POSIX specifies leap seconds aren't included. POSIX also states that times are UTC. But it SPECIFICALLY says that leap seconds are not included. It doesn't say UT1. It says UTC, no leap seconds. And that's why man with one watch doesn't know what time it is.

    Linux mostly follows POSIX but has the ability to include leap seconds if you want them. IIRC, NTP includes leap seconds (Which occasionally breaks both NTP and various OS kernels.)

  2. One Thing Google Has Never Studied on Google May Replace Cookies With Unique AdIDs · · Score: 1

    One thing Google has never studied is whether or not there's a market for an ad-supported dildo. Increasingly, everything else they do is about equally as appealing.

  3. Ya Get The Feeling on To Boldly Go Nowhere, For Now · · Score: 1

    Someone at Slaaaaate wants to have sex with a Robooooot!

  4. Excellent! on Fracked Shale Could Sequester Carbon Dioxide · · Score: 1
    Now when your tap water catches on fire, the CO2 in it will put it out! Bonus: Free soda-water! There are no downsides!

    NO DOWNSIDES, I SAID!

  5. An Inspiration To Us All on Nokia's Elop Set To Receive $25 Million Bonus After Acquisition · · Score: 1

    Just remember kids, if you REALLY work at it, one day you too could suck as much as that guy and get paid $25 million for it! It's the American Dream!

  6. Re:Double time on Next Chapter In the Leap Second Story · · Score: 1
    Except no one seems to know the difference, and it's literally impossible to know an accurate time in a system involving more than one component. Accidentally make the adjustment twice and you're in as bad shape as if you hadn't made it in the first place. I E-mailed a developer about a piece of a spec that didn't specify and asked him if the time was GMT or UTC. His response was "What's the difference?" Not something you want to here from someone who maintains astronomical software. Other parts of the spec said "UTC" but they meant UTC in the POSIX sense of the word, without leap-seconds. Which isn't really UTC, now, is it?

    There are better ways to achieve the same goal. Just publish the second-offset and make your adjustment explicitly when you have to. Then when someone comes along who has to maintain your system, they'll actually be able to tell.

    As an aside, part of the leap-second resolution should involve finding the member of the POSIX committee responsible for that part of the POSIX spec and punching them in the forehead :-/

  7. Re:Would probably be found on Linus Torvalds Admits He's Been Asked To Insert Backdoor Into Linux · · Score: 1

    It'd just be an option when you compile the kernel. "NSA Backdoor: Enable this to install a back door in your kernel which the NSA can use to spy on you. [on][off]"

  8. Google Could Probably Just Take Over There Too on Obama Asks FCC To Make Carriers Unlock All Mobile Devices · · Score: 3, Informative
    1) Install WIFI nodes covering the entire USA
    2) Sell wireless SIP phones that connect to a massive VOIP server.
    3) Profit.

    Even if you only had service within city limits, you'd already be much more reliable than any cellular carrier I've ever tried. My android phone can run a SIP client and I've been kicking around the idea of just dropping the cellular contract and rolling my own solution with an asterisk server on a cloud service and a local wifi provider.

  9. Newspapers Didn't Have That Vision on NYT Publisher Says Not Focusing on Engineering Was A Serious Mistake · · Score: 1
    That's not what newspapers were about. Giving a eulogy while the subject is still coughing up blood is a bit unorthodox, but here we go! Newspapers were low-budget operations that spent as little as possible on everything while putting ad revenue in the pockets of their owners. Next to the restaurant industry, they were the least forward-looking group of people I've ever seen. They are actually very similar to the restaurant industry in a lot of ways; labor violations abound, they never spend money on anything they don't absolutely have to and they never, ever, EVER plan for the future. Saying that a Newspaper should have developed the media application of the future is about as ludicrous as saying that McDonald's should genetically engineer the bull of the future, except that McDonald's is actually more likely to do that.

    There will still be reporters and the news sites that managed to adapt enough to survive in the Internet era, but I don't think there will be print papers for that much longer. I suspect Google will be the largest employer of reporters in the future, and that they'll somehow figure out how to outsource local news reporting. Google had the kind of vision to build the media platform of the future. Newspapers didn't.

  10. Sounds inefficient on Canadian Scientists Protest Political Sandbagging of Evidence-Based Policy · · Score: 1

    Couldn't they just solve this problem with some sort of "laser"?

  11. Re:Pushing Unity desktop on unsuspecting users? on With XP's End of Life, Munich Will Distribute Ubuntu CDs · · Score: 1

    You know you don't need to use that window manager, right? Just rip that shit out and install IceWM or Enlightenment or something. Configure them to launch the programs you use on a regular basis (Terminal, EMACS, Web Browser, IRC!) and you're set!

  12. Re:My F500 has no plan I'm aware of on With XP's End of Life, Munich Will Distribute Ubuntu CDs · · Score: 1

    From what I can tell, Citrix is just a tool you use to see if your CIO is a dumbass and needs to be fired. (Hint: If he says you need to install it, the answer is "yes".) I'd be happy to retract this statement if anyone can point me to an actually usable installation of Citrix.

  13. Hmm. Doubleclick Vs. Patent Trolls on Doubleclick Cofounder Responds to Patent Troll by Filing Extortion Lawsuit · · Score: 2

    This is like a fight to the death between Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus. No matter who loses, I win! *gets popcorn*

  14. Re:Oooh, wait, do-over! on NSA Spies On International Payments · · Score: 1

    Schlake? Is that you?

  15. Re:Because the whole Boston Bombing effort... on Reddit Bans Subreddit Dedicated To Finding Navy Yard Shooters · · Score: 1

    They were... probably spying on the wrong internets at the time...

  16. Oooh, wait, do-over! on NSA Spies On International Payments · · Score: 1
    Well if they're monitoring all that shit, maybe you should just complain to THEM when Paypal freezes your account! "Hey guys, you have my entire payment history! Tell those guys to cough up my cash!"

    Yup, pretty sure I'm going to end up in a dark room somewhere with *cough* Freedom cables hooked up to my testicles.

  17. You Know The Funny Thing Is on NSA Spies On International Payments · · Score: 1
    This all came about because their head guy is an internet addict and couldn't get enough cat videos on youtube.

    I'm sure they'll bring this post up when they have me in a dark room with jumper cables hooked up to my testicles."Not so funny now, is it, bitch?"

  18. I don't have a problem with this on How Amateurs Destroyed the Professional Music Business · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd rather drop $10 in an online tip jar of a band in Japan or Kenya than give it to some parasitical US music studio that will take the lion's share of the money for itself and use it to pursue a piracy jihad against its users if its profits don't make their numbers for the quarter. Sure a lot of those garage bands are complete crap, but at least they're doing it for the love of music. And even if their delivery is imperfect, sometimes their artistic vision more than makes up for their musical talents. So go ahead and kill the "professional music business." I'm sure we'll all have fun dancing on its grave, to music it would never have been able to imagine.

  19. Seems Like An Easy Solution on Flash Mobs of Trading Robots Coalescing To Rule Markets · · Score: 1

    Just introduce a random delay between 1 and 5 minutes for every trade that takes place. Problem solved. You're welcome. :-P

  20. No on Ask Slashdot: Are 'Rock Star' Developers a Necessity? · · Score: 1

    But you do need competent ones. Does your HR know the first thing about what makes a programmer "good", much less a "rock star"?

  21. Re:Define "Rockstar" on Ask Slashdot: Are 'Rock Star' Developers a Necessity? · · Score: 1

    You guys ever think of scouring github for programmers? You can see their code in advance and contacting someone directly vs having some headhunter google their resume off the internet and shotgun it at you might save you a few grand. You might even find a guy or two who knows something about oo.

  22. That'd be a Bitch... on Ferrari's New Car Tech Idea: Make Car Go Really Fast · · Score: 2

    A while back I jokingly told a fellow skydiver I refused to fall slower than the top speed in my car. Average terminal velocity is 120 mph. Falling at 200mph would be kind of a bitch. I might be able to fall faster than the Ferrari if you pushed it out the back of the plane, though (Actually, that'd make an awesome Red Bull commercial...)

  23. Re:It isn't just grenades that they find on TSA Reminds You Not To Travel With Hand Grenades · · Score: 1, Funny

    Like that scene from Airplane, they should just give you a gun if you don't have one when you check in at the gate. That'd make the whole process a lot easier...

  24. Oh Yeah! on Java 8 Developer Preview Released · · Score: 1

    Everyone's jumping on the lambda train! Choo Choo! You know what that means! Two years from now all code will be written with nothing but lambdas. All those programmers out there with a new hammer, looking for a nail and all. Don't get me wrong, I just posted up a bit of nitfy sorcery with the new C++11 ones that would have been a lot harder without them. I'm just not looking forward to maintaining any code written in the next couple years. If we actually did design reviews here, I'd have to demand that any usage of them be justified (Kind of like singletons a couple of years ago blah.)

  25. Re:Compiled Windows Binaries on How To Turn Your Pile of Code Into an Open Source Project · · Score: 1
    Hah! My process thingy uses fork and network socket I/O, monitors the state of its child process and tells you how it died! It does everything you ever wanted a process thingy to do on windows! Good luck getting it to compile there! Heh heh heh.

    Oh, hmm. I don't think I've actually written the process thingy up as a library yet. I probably should. It's a bit nicer than system(). Then all those bad programmers out there could do process_thingy("rm /tmp/some_file").wait() instead of system("rm /tmp/some_file"). That's a HUGE improvement. I'll add that to my to-do list for the weekend. Funnily enough I wanted exactly such a library a couple of jobs ago, but they were using Java for their application, and it's impossible to do this in Java without JNI. And my position is if you're using JNI in your java program, you've already defeated the reason you used java in the first place (Write once, run anywhere.) So you may as well use C for the entire project.

    I DID write my socket thingy as a library though, and posted it as a repo on github. You just implement a class that takes its owner, a file descriptor and a sockaddr_in pointer as constructor parameters and overload operator() to do work against the the file descriptor. Mostly it's an academic exercise, but I'll be leveraging it to do some neat things in the coming weeks. It uses pthreads and network socket I/O. Good luck getting that to compile on windows (Maybe you can with cygwin *shrug*.) I don't actually compile any code up there though. It's mostly just up there to illustrate how to do something. Maybe one of these days when I've done enough libraries like that, I'll write a book.

    Oh, yeah, and I don't do windows. I think that's what I was going to say right out the gate. Sorry about that. My bad.