Mr. Rippa,
Or Sir. Or whatever it is that you call yourself. I just want to say that I find this type of "humor" (and I quote) quite apalling. Where is the sense of propriety we expect from members of our society? Do you just stand up and make - oh, the thought of it so disturbs me - make "bodily process" (and I quote) - jokes wherever you may stand? In polite company? The anus is a special "organ" (and I quote). You should treat it with the utmost respect. It's your b-b-b-b-body You disgust me!
I'm with Mr. Proletariat on this matter. We do eat too much, we do care too much about money, and lordy lordy lordy do we ever let our standards fall! I must ask you dear sir, what was the point (that's P as in Peter; O as in Oliver; I as in Ignatius; N as in Nancy; and T as in Timmothy) point of what you said? Did you mean to offend the entirety of everyone with that off color "humor" (and I quote)? Because misteryou certainly did!
Oh dear. I'm getting all flustered. Sir. I must ask you to apologize. Not just here, but to the entire human race. And don't forget the lovely bambi deer and all the beautiful dalmation puppies in the world too. And even the ugly centipedes and the ants!
Now I'm going to go wash my mouth out, and so should you!
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I'm with Mr. Proletariat on this matter. We do eat too much, we do care too much about money, and lordy lordy lordy do we ever let our standards fall! I must ask you dear sir, what was the point (that's P as in Peter; O as in Oliver; I as in Ignatius; N as in Nancy; and T as in Timmothy) point of what you said? Did you mean to offend the entirety of everyone with that off color "humor" (and I quote)? Because mister you certainly did!
Oh dear. I'm getting all flustered. Sir. I must ask you to apologize. Not just here, but to the entire human race. And don't forget the lovely bambi deer and all the beautiful dalmation puppies in the world too. And even the ugly centipedes and the ants!
Now I'm going to go wash my mouth out, and so should you!