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Biological Activity on Mars

visination.com writes "Recent ground based observations of Mars have confirmed the presence of water and methane. The 300 year life time of methane on Mars is short, giving scientists reason to beleive that Mars may be biologically active." From the article: "Every one of these longitudes shows a very substantial enhancement in the equatorial zone...So this is a very intense source of methane on Mars in this region. It also requires a very rapid decay of methane...more rapid than photochemistry would allow..."

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  1. Late-breaking news: by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny
    Today the Council of Elders confirmed the rumours that the sinister blue planet third from our star has managed to detect traces of life upon our world.

    K'breel, speaker for the Council, stressed that there was no cause for alarm:



    "While this is truly a troubling development, rest asured that the mighty Council has forseen this, and has taken the necessary steps to deal with the situation. The asteroid the Council has set in motion is on target to strike the invaders' planet in a few short years, and its payload of biological toxin, specially formulated to destroy their disgusting cellular structure, will insure our continued safety and serenity."


    When challenged by pro-life activists present at the conference, who asserted that the invaders were living beings just as we are, and that we did not have the right to arbitrarily exterminate an entire species, K'Breel replied tersely:


    "Wrong. Watch us."

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    1. Re:Late-breaking news: by kyle90 · · Score: 1

      Well, we all know that the martians will eventually be killed by bacteria in our atmosphere. Anyone else think this is an interesting time for this announcement; considering that the remade "War of the Worlds" is coming out this summer? I call shenanigans.

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    2. Re:Late-breaking news: by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Disgusting cellular structure? 3G is not that bad, honestly.

    3. Re:Late-breaking news: by notmyeye · · Score: 5, Funny

      "...will insure our continued safety and serenity."

      I hope the deductible is reasonable.

    4. Re:Late-breaking news: by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's good to hear from our new Pope.

      by 'our' I mean your, and my 'your', I mean not mine.

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    5. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zing!

    6. Re:Late-breaking news: by Vengeance_au · · Score: 5, Funny

      However what K'breel fails to understand is:

      Biological life on mars --> fossils --> oil

      therefore, I give Dubbya 5 days to declare a war on Martian WMD's, terrorism, or being anti freedom. And hey, if the above news about the asteroid comes to light, he'll have a 50% strike rate on invading for legitimate reasons!

    7. Re:Late-breaking news: by Mahou · · Score: 0, Troll

      man i hated that story, i thought it was such crap, not the concept of bacteria killing invaders, though; just everything else was crap. but the movie actually looks like it has a chance at being good

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    8. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I for one welcome our new Methane producing Martian Overlords

    9. Re:Late-breaking news: by Canuck_TV · · Score: 1, Troll

      s/K'breel/G. W. Bush Sorry, too easy...

    10. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not only that, but it's the RED planet. So if there are any lifeforms there, they must be commies. That's all the reason we need to invade!

    11. Re:Late-breaking news: by CharlieHedlin · · Score: 1

      For the sake of argument I will agree that the reasons used to persuade the world we needed to invade Iraq turned out be flawed.

      However we have already invaded Afganistan, and I belive most people would say that was justified, so our strike rate is already 50%, and would go to 66%. If you disagree, than the strike rate would be 33%. If we have invaded another country, please advise and I will stand corrected.

    12. Re:Late-breaking news: by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      . . .he'll have a 50% strike rate on invading for legitimate reasons!

      Nah! After Mars is reduced to a giant, radioactive Christmas tree ornament it will turn out that the above letter was a "misinterpretation" by the "intelligence" community.

      It will come to light that the actual letter said:

      "A disease has wiped out most of our male population. Mars needs geeks to insure the survival of our species, and our women are HOT! Them pulp novel covers? Phhhhhhhhbt! You ain't seen nothin' yet, Earth nerd. Because our need is so pressing and so great we have converted an asteroid into a transport ship and will be sending it right over. Fill it up with everyone who knows how to root, if you know what I mean."

      Oops.

      KFG

    13. Re:Late-breaking news: by Ucklak · · Score: 0

      How do you know they're not Japanese?

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    14. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      therefore, I give Dubbya 5 days to declare a war on Martian WMD's, terrorism, or being anti freedom.

      And drugs are abundant on Mars. Quick! 'd better ban going to Mars ASAP before god-knows-who gets hold of them.

    15. Re:Late-breaking news: by identity0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I bet when the Martian invasion comes and Slashdot reports it, instead of panicking like the people after the Orson Welles broadcast, Slashdotters will be like:

      "Someone tell the editors it's not April fools anymore" (+3, Funny)
      "It's a dupe! Doesn't Taco read his own site?" (+2 Insightful)
      "I paid subscription rates for *this*?!" (+1 Insightful)
      "DUPE!!!" (-1, redundant)
      "I, for one, welcome our new Martian overlords" (+3, Funny)
      "Slashdot has gone really downhill lately, don't they check their sources?!" (+1 insightful)

      and while they chatter away, the Martians will take over the world and kill everyone.

      Or something.

    16. Re:Late-breaking news: by 01000011011101000111 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I would post a list of anti-democratic and self serving actions by the US over the last 100 yrs, but it'd be trolling and would also upset me (I do actually admire the ideals America was built on); anyone who wants to can google the facts for themself... I *wish* people would start admitting the faults in their own countries :'( I'm british, and i can admit we've done some really crappy stuff in the past (appeasment, Colonizing america/australia, colonialism, various european wars, selling arms to "Bad People" - just for starters) - i think this is reason for the general low opinion of the US globally - they just won't admit they make mistakes :(
      Mod this however you want - flamebait even - I'm depressed at the death of idealism now... bloody secret polic^H^H^H^H^Hservices :(

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    17. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah man. You also invaded Nicaragua, Granada, Panama, Haiti, Vietnam, etc, etc.

    18. Re:Late-breaking news: by Dysan2k · · Score: 0

      Their seas were never yellow. They were green. Santa used to live on mars, and he's the one that told my dog that told me. So, I consider my information solid, accurate, and up to date.

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    19. Re:Late-breaking news: by eexlebots · · Score: 1

      Maybe, except the new movie supposedly has the invaders coming from some world other than Mars...!?!?

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    20. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      troll? bah, whatever

    21. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh ohs, Looks like someone from your Freaks list stopped by...

    22. Re:Late-breaking news: by The+Infamous+Grimace · · Score: 1

      Or, depending upon the translation/translater:

      'Me love you long time, Space Cowboy'.

      (tig)

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    23. Re:Late-breaking news: by Paua+Fritter · · Score: 4, Insightful
      For the sake of argument I will agree that the reasons used to persuade the world we needed to invade Iraq turned out be flawed.

      Perhaps "reasons used to try to persuade the world" ... because let's face it, the world was not persuaded. Actually the reasons were really only good for domestic consumption.

      However we have already invaded Afganistan, and I belive most people would say that was justified, so our strike rate is already 50%, and would go to 66%. If you disagree, than the strike rate would be 33%. If we have invaded another country, please advise and I will stand corrected.

      LOL! How many countries has the US invaded?!!

      For over a hundred years the US has been invading countries all over the world, from Mexico, to Russia, to Nicaragua, to Vietnam... must have been literally dozens of places, even if you leave the World Wars out of it. Bogus justifications (e.g. the Gulf of Tonkin "incident") are the rule rather than the exception.

      But if you're talking about invasions in the last few years then you'll have to include Haiti, supposedly invaded to bring peace and respect for human rights to that troubled country ... starting by kidnapping the democratically elected president and sending him to Africa. I don't think that one does the US "strike rate" any good either.

    24. Re:Late-breaking news: by OmgTEHMATRICKS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I, for one, welcome our new Martian overlords.

      ......what?

    25. Re:Late-breaking news: by circusboy · · Score: 1

      ...cuba... ...russia... (W. Wilson, ~1918,1920 I think...)

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    26. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something tells me you've never seen a real regex :)

    27. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you that fucking stupid? This is about Bush.

    28. Re:Late-breaking news: by Council · · Score: 1

      Hey, don't question us. *eyes username*

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    29. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like I asked the poster above... are you that fucking stupid? This is about Bush, not all of American history.

      Or do you just have no attention span?

    30. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, this "joke" gets posted every fucking time there's an article about life on another planet. Or an article about another planet at all. It's not funny. It never was, but even if it had been funny, it would have stopped being funny a long time ago.

      So kindly shut the fuck up.

    31. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      therefore, I give Dubbya 5 days to declare a war on Martian WMD's, terrorism, or being anti freedom.

      I know you're just joking. But why do you think they have been pressing so hard to develop space based weapons? Anti-ballistic missile shields... okay then, and I think they are designing them in such a way that they can be turned around and aimed into space.

      The conservative slashdot crowd may not truely believe that we live in an intergalactic community, but I think in the relatively not so distant future that information will be more widely diseminated. Just remember, weapons in space are bad mmmkay? If there have been other civilizations around for millions of years, they could have their way with us if they wanted to. Our governments are truely powerless. Don't support them when they start to claim that other races are the enemy.

    32. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      There are tons of serious comments on Slashdot warning us of the impending invasion, unfortunately they all get remotely modded down to -2 by the Martian Intelligence Corps. Many of these comments even link to actual pictures of Martians, the most famous one being that of K'Goat, The C of X.

    33. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet another retarded pseudo-intellectualist slashbotter.

      Or maybe it's sarcasm. But I doubt it.

    34. Re:Late-breaking news: by filmnorthflorida · · Score: 2, Informative

      Are you that stupid? We invaded Haiti and kidnapped Aristide just over a year ago (Feb 2004).

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    35. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now i hate bush, but you've forgotten afganistan(not that things are better there yet, but things take time).

    36. Re:Late-breaking news: by huge+colin · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea how very, very tired and used-up jokes like that are? Evidently no.

      Evidently the day when Internet denizens don't turn every single possible news story into political commentary will never come. This makes me sad.

    37. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering that the asteroid calculations were done by NASA, there is a 50-50-50% chance of this asteroid striking Earth.

      Dubya has already declared war on Mars. He's just looking for the proverbial "coalition of the willing" to help pick up the tab. (AFAIK, the USA is basically broke --$200 Billion USD and counting for the Iraqi debacle, which joyful Iraqi's were going to pay us for their freedom with free oil.)

      The Martians have already invaded here, but they have all crossed the borders disguised as Mexican migrant workers -- just don't look too closely at the rayguns under their serapes.

    38. Re:Late-breaking news: by palndrumm · · Score: 1

      Santa used to live on mars

      Yes, but only briefly when he'd been kidnapped by Martians...

    39. Re:Late-breaking news: by Emperor+Cezar · · Score: 1

      Durt, Durt, Bush, Durt Durt, Oil, Durt, Durt.
      Though it was a bit funny.

    40. Re:Late-breaking news: by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Mars.. needs.. women..

    41. Re:Late-breaking news: by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      self serving actions by the US

      A nation being self-serving? Say it ain't so!

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      - Charles Darwin
    42. Re:Late-breaking news: by houghi · · Score: 1

      I bet when the Martian invasion comes

      I will take you up on that bet. The chances of anything coming from Mars are a milion to one.

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    43. Re:Late-breaking news: by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1

      s/K\'breel/G.\ W.\ Bush/

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    44. Re:Late-breaking news: by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Yea. most nations operate for the betterment of other nations. That's why there is no more hunger in Africa, because surely by now France has solved that problem.

      Actually I would be worried if a country's actions weren't self-serving, what democracy isn't self-serving?

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    45. Re:Late-breaking news: by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      herefore, I give Dubbya 5 days to declare a war on Martian WMD's, terrorism, or being anti freedom.
      Maybe I'm being optimistic but won't Bush's final term be up before then? Our are people taking seriously the rumors that Bush will become life-time dictator. (personally I'm more worried/interested in the direction Putin is going)

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    46. Re:Late-breaking news: by p4ul13 · · Score: 1
      The grandparent comment was funny. I was ready to declare them the winner of this thread, but then you had to throw your to cents into this. I will continue to read on, because I need to find a tie breaker for funniest comment in this discussion.

      Kudos to both of you for now!

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    47. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm worried about them trying to push through an amendment to allow Arnold Swartzenegger to run for President. It seems far fetched, but who would have thought that he would ever be a govenor. If you look at any of the dirt on him. It becomes truely frightening.

      http://arnoldexposed.com
      http://infowars.com

    48. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moderate this "Informative". We need to get the word out!

    49. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new to the Internet.

    50. Re:Late-breaking news: by Herr_Nightingale · · Score: 1

      And hey, if the above news about the asteroid comes to light, he'll have a 50% strike rate on invading for legitimate reasons!

      Give any Texan oil-man those odds and you're guaranteed financing for your war :)

    51. Re:Late-breaking news: by justin12345 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn Strait! This is America where when we go to war the spoils are distributed democratically! All these liberals whining about Iraq!? Why, gas is practically free now; and it wouldn't be if we hadn't fought for our freedom over there!

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    52. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but at least Soros could run against him...

    53. Re:Late-breaking news: by davesag · · Score: 1

      and he'll be able to say "We're in this for the species, boys and girls" I hope he wears a long black coat when he says this.

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    54. Re:Late-breaking news: by OrangeTide · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If that happens I will either need to kill myself or apply for citizenship in a different country.

      Didn't Arnold become president in that movie, Demolition Man? Maybe it wasn't so much of a movie as a prophecy?

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    55. Re:Late-breaking news: by Dabido · · Score: 1

      "Fill it up with everyone who knows how to root, if you know what I mean."

      Kewl! I know how to log in as root. Mars must run Linux. That is what you mean isn't it? Or am I too nerdy for Mars?
      Mars Needs Guitars - Hoodoo Gurus! :-)

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    56. Re:Late-breaking news: by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mars needs geeks to insure the survival of our species, and our women are HOT!

      Oh, no. I'm not falling for that one again.

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    57. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheap Iraqi gas??? Didn't Michael Moore do that one already? Hmmm, seems to me dubya should be getting a call from an IP lawyer right about....NOW.

    58. Re:Late-breaking news: by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 1

      Usually, MARS is running RedCode.

      That is the language of CoreWar(fighting assembler programs).

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    59. Re:Late-breaking news: by redhog · · Score: 1

      Many countries have some sort of honour/pride idea that makes them unable to admit faults publicly. The US of A suffers great from this, and the current anti-japanism in china at least partly stems from this. Germany is one of the few good examples in this case, they did so wrong they just couldn't but admit it, and thus, they have become accepted again and are now just one of the other members of the EU. Sweden (my country) did some...hm, interresting, things during WWII, but never really admitts to that, as it does neither with its collaboration with NATO during the cold war... I think this sort of pride is equally bad for individuals and countries. It's something humane, but which we need to get rid of as much as possible.

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    60. Re:Late-breaking news: by Raven_Stark · · Score: 1
      I would post a list of anti-democratic and self serving actions by the US over the last 100 yrs... I do actually admire the ideals America was built on...they just won't admit they make mistakes :(

      It is like coming to terms with the facts that there is no Santa Claus, no Easter bunny, and Jesus was just some dude nailed to a tree. The better the myth the harder the fall and pain of facing the truth. From the time we are little children we are indoctrinated to think the USA is even better than mom's apple pie. I think this was our own propaganda effort to cause the democratic cohesion (herd mentality) thought necessary to defeat those "commie bastards" during the Cold War. Few of us seemed to realize our government was lying about itself just as the USSR's was lying to the Soviet people. The Cold War is over, but the government still roils in its cesspool of filthy tactics because they bring it great power and the people are still programmed to not only put up with it, but misidentify it as good.

      So you see, what we have here is something like the "Matrix." Those on the inside have very little reason to believe their reality is false. It may seem the global nature of the Internet should be more effective in helping us see outside of the Matrix but the main flaw is that we have been programmed with a persecution complex.

      In some versions of Christianity, the evil "World System" is against God and his people and does everything it can to tear the faithful from their beliefs. You are faith full if you continue to disbelieve what the World System says despite all evidence to the contrary. If you have faith you are good and earn brownie points with God and etc. The better one withstands the assault of reality against your faith, the better you are. One may even seek to have his faith tested and hope to die a martyr. In the American political religion, the World is out to destroy freedom (Freedom equals American Government) and all we hold sacred, never mind that we are actually rapidly losing true freedom and most of us have no idea exactly what it is we hold sacred, but if you defend the faith your American brothers and sisters will love you as will God and all will be roses.

      Anyway, the more Americans perceive the World as attacking us, the more our delusional faith will be strengthened. You that care about the plight of Americans or sense we are a 1500 kg bull in your home, would do better to come in under our radar defenses as it were--avoid language that appears bitter, mean and nasty. Be our friends and kindly kill our delusions while we aren't looking.

      I'd also like to point out, as you alluded to, Americans are not the only people to have lived in the Matrix--others have, do, or will. In fact, I sometimes wonder if much of the current anti-american talk is intentionally provoked by the American government itself for the reasons cited above.

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    61. Re:Late-breaking news: by isil · · Score: 1

      Like...Texas?

    62. Re:Late-breaking news: by Lovesquid · · Score: 1

      Well, after all, we must protect our precious bodily fluids.

    63. Re:Late-breaking news: by Lovesquid · · Score: 1

      They are here among us, but you can only see them when you wear these special 1980's Tom Cruise glasses.

      "You... you look like your face fell in the cheese dip back in 1956."

    64. Re:Late-breaking news: by burnunit0 · · Score: 1

      Don't you know nothin? Blessed Leader Bush could tell you (as any five year old knows), The One True God(TM) created the universe in six days. Ergo, no dinosaurs crushed into oil in a 70 million year process. Ergo, no fossils makin' that oil. Q.E.D.

      There may be fossils on Mars, but rest assured, Satan put them there to confuse scientists and weaker "moderates" into unbelief.

      However, the presence of methane could indicate a large fuel air explosive testing field or some other weapon of mass destruction. Naturally, we must protect the homeland. Better to have our boys die in the cold deserts of Mars than find the smoking gun to be a mile high methane explosion in Topeka. Time to cowboy up.

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    65. Re:Late-breaking news: by CFTM · · Score: 1

      In my mind, Europe is generally responible for a lot of the strife that is going on in the world today. Let me take a quick step back and say that the United States might as well be thrown in to the category of "Europe" because there is hardly anything left of the original population that once lived here; as Chris Rock said "All I hear is everyone complaining about Racisim except the Native American's because they're all dead".

      Anyhow, to move forward to my point; let's take a nice little look at how fucked up Africa is? The European Nations as well as the United States have a collective involvement in just how fucked up that region of the world is; we entered that region and imposed our rule. We systematically stripped the countries of their resources and then left them with a power vaccuum which has caused attrocities to be commited akin to the Holocaust. People rarely like to deal with the full issues nor look at the skeletons that exist in their respective closets.

      Oh well, shit happens than you die, right?

    66. Re:Late-breaking news: by Ours · · Score: 1

      Nope. Argh I hate myself for remembering this.

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    67. Re:Late-breaking news: by tabrnaker · · Score: 1
      um, canada has tried very hard to be civilized with the states, and where has that gotten us? They continuosly find new ways to make illegal grabs of money off our exports, and insult us continously in their media and on the international scene.

      Believe me, being nice to the bullies isn't going to change anything, it just leaves a bigger entrance for them to come in and rape your country.

    68. Re:Late-breaking news: by ampathee · · Score: 1
    69. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Colonialism wasn't so bad. I'd like to personally thank the brittish for Colonizing America (it's where I keep all my stuff) and wish only that they had kept it up.

    70. Re:Late-breaking news: by tabrnaker · · Score: 1

      'cause last time they messed around in afghanistan things turned out peachy right?

    71. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What on earth makes you think that a 50% rate of proper military invasion is acceptable at all?

      Here's an acceptable standard:

      No less than 100% legitimate military ivasions and no greater than zero lies told to the American people about such invasions. If we had stuck to that rule of thumb things would be a lot better off.

    72. Re:Late-breaking news: by huge+colin · · Score: 1

      Far from it, Mr. AC.

    73. Re:Late-breaking news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "man i hated that story, i thought it was such crap"

      The War of the Worlds was actually scientifically pretty accurate for its time. AFAIK, it was also the first novel to speculate about non-supernatural extraterrestial intelligence.

    74. Re:Late-breaking news: by Wybaar · · Score: 1

      George W. Bush's second term is scheduled to end at noon on January 20, 2009 when whomever will be elected on the Tuesday after the first Monday in November 2008 is inaugurated as the next President of the United States. So if that message from Mars is intercepted and translated before noon on January 15, 2009 then he will still be President for 5 days and able to declare war on Mars.

      Alternately, he'll simply to send troops there -- the last war that the United States officially declared was World War II. Vietnam, the conflict against Iraq when they invaded Kuwait in 1991, and the recent conflicts in Afghanistan and Iraq were approved by Congress but not officially declared as wars. Korea was a special case -- President Truman cited UN resolutions as authorization to become involved.

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    75. Re:Late-breaking news: by Elshar · · Score: 0


      Part of the problem with the US is we seem to just care too much. Really, no matter what we do, we're evil.

      In Haiti, you know why we went there? Mostly because we were asked to. Somolia? You think anyone WANTED to go there? How about Bosnia? Korea? Vietnam? Panama? The gulf war? (The 90-91 war)

      Look, most Americans DO NOT want to send our soldiers out to die for some backwards third world country that's just going to crap on us afterwards, OK?

      Problem is, if we don't go, we're bastards for being rich and powerful and not doing anything to help the little guy.

      If we do go? Then we're bullies, and need to learn to stay out of other people's affairs.

      We are for the most part just trying to help. Yes, it positively affects us, but its also trying positively affect the world by giving a semblance of stability.

      You really need to learn some world history. Things are NOT as black and white as you think. I'm not saying the US hasn't made mistakes, but its far from malicious in its intents.

    76. Re:Late-breaking news: by SLi · · Score: 1

      We are for the most part just trying to help.

      Well, then there's just one thing that the rest of the world would want you to understand, and I think I'm very much speaking for the majority here.

      WE DON'T NEED OR WANT YOUR STINKING HELP, thank you very much. Please mind your own business.

    77. Re:Late-breaking news: by Paua+Fritter · · Score: 1
      In Haiti, you know why we went there? Mostly because we were asked to.

      Riiiiiight ... so if I asked the Martians to invade the United States, would that make it OK? On slashdot.org.mars there'd be Martians saying

      oh, we were asked to invade, we didn't really want to, but we felt morally obliged to kidnap GW and exile him to the moon, just to help out the little guys ... the uh ... the uh ... the Mexicans, and uh ... you know ... those other little guys ..."
    78. Re:Late-breaking news: by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      I'm british, and i can admit we've done some really crappy stuff in the past (appeasment

      What was the alternative to appeasement? Face Hitler with an ultimatum. Since Germany's (non-naval) military power was so much greater at the time, he would've eagerly gone into a fight. (He was aggressive like that)

      And, a battle with Nazi Germany on the continent at that time would've seen the RAF completely obliterated- the losses at Dunkirk would seem minor in comparison. Without them, the eventual Battle of Britain would be lost, and the Nazis would achieve absolute air superiority over the Isles (able to bomb any ship that visits).

      That would mean they'd have no risk of an American amphibious invasion of France (it was hard enough to cross the Channel- crossing from Iceland would be suicide), and could move all their heavy army units into the Russian front, which would've been enough to capture Leningrad, Stalingrad, and Moscow. Although they still couldn't occupy all of the USSR, any serious retaliation would be gone.

      And so, with the Caucus mountains firmly under control, the Germans could retake the Middle East, including the areas today called Iraq, Kuwait, and Saudi Arabia. With that much new fuel under their control, German Me-262 jets can be mass produced and transferred to Japan, producing untouchable Kamikaze bombers that easily sink whole aircraft carriers. Without any footholds in Europe or Asia, the USA's only remaining chance to beat the Axis would be wide-scale nuclear warfare.

      So, all in all, that "appeasement" thing didn't work out so badly in the end. Appeasment can mean saying "Nice doggie" while you look around for a big rock.

    79. Re:Late-breaking news: by 01000011011101000111 · · Score: 1

      Considering Hitlers strategy first, are you honestly telling me Hitler would go to war with France, England, (possibly Italy depending on what concessions we gave them), most probably America & given the opportunity to retake poland (which they did later in the war) the USSR all on the same day? He wasn't that aggressive early on - "victories" in Austria & Czechslovakia were responsible for his ego expanding to the point where poland and france looked like viable options. Next, appeasment started from the point at which Germany started breaking the terms of it's peace after WWI - which IIRC included virtually No Navy, Airforce & a standing army of 30,000... If we had hit them HARD when they started breaking those terms, chances are WWII (at least one started by the Germans) would not have happened. Also, "Appeasment can mean saying "Nice doggie" while you look around for a big rock." - this is true, but we wern't looking for rocks - when we finally went to war (again IIRC) our army was actually *smaller* than it was at the time we began appeasement. Finally, Hitler won in France a offensive war against a surprised nation (their defencive line was supposed to be impenetrable - indeed it was, Hitler just skirted round it). It is questionable he would have had the same victories if the French had gone on the offensive (or indeed if anyone else had read the definitive text on Blitzkreig strategy, which was IIRC widely available in military libraries...) My personal opinion is that appeasement did work out badly - one or two well placed spies (assuming we had been prepaired to use force) could have saved countless millions of lives...

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    80. Re:Late-breaking news: by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1
      Considering Hitlers strategy first, are you honestly telling me Hitler would go to war with France, England, (possibly Italy depending on what concessions we gave them), most probably America & given the opportunity to retake poland (which they did later in the war) the USSR all on the same day?

      Well, that doesn't matter, because he wouldn't have had to. We were talking about Britain specifically, not everyone else. Also, it wasn't the invasion of Poland that really lead to the most famous example of British appeasement, but Austria-Hungary.

      But ignoring that, even if they did "go to war" with him, those other nations didn't have the armies or mobility to do anything more than make empty threats. No land force could withstand the blitzkrieg, and no pilots could challenge the Luftwaffe. Even pretending that German training and equipment wasn't superior to anything else, they were also more numerous. Plus, the great distance any of those countries would need to travel to intervene would've made their respondents even more vulnerable.

      Going to war with Hitler at that time would've meant either doing nothing (and showing that your big speech is hollow), or rushing your troops and armaments off to their destructions.

      when we finally went to war (again IIRC) our army was actually *smaller* than it was at the time we began appeasement.

      Maybe the army was, I don't recall exactly, but the no-draft policy of the time was obviously a problem there. However, the RAF was not smaller, it was enormously bigger, especially in terms of half-way modern planes. The first critical battle was in the sky, not on the ground, so the army didn't directly matter.

      The Battle Over Britain was a proud moment, but if the defenders had possessed only Gloucester Gladiators instead of Hawker Hurricanes, it would be remembered as merely a valiant last stand.

      You may like to read more about how Chamberlain used the "appeasement" period to buy weapons. Don't bother clicking, I'll paste the summary:
      1. Chamberlain as British Prime Minister oversaw one of the most massive military buildups in modern history and instituted a peacetime draft. He also compromised with Hitler over the Sudetenland, largely after being advised by his generals that the United Kingdom was in no military position to fight Hitler. Although Churchill is credited with having fought the war against Hitler, it was Chamberlain's rebuilding of the depleted British military that gave Churchill an army, navy and air force capable of fighting, although popular myth continues to see Chamberlain as just an appeaser.

      It is questionable he would have had the same victories if the French had gone on the offensive

      No, it isn't. The firepower and armor of the Nazis, compared against the utter non-portability of the French defensive guns, plus their lack of rehearsal of a war of manuver, means that a French offensive would've just died tired.

      The French military leaders were still thinking of the stationary battle-lines of the Great War. Men like De Gaulle new better, but he wasn't influential in their military at that time. Maybe if he'd risen to run the country 5 years earlier he could've whipped them into shape, but at the time of initial Nazi expansion, it was too late.

  2. Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool, if it really is active. If it isn't, oh well.

  3. Has to be said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I for one welcome our new methane decay-causing martian overlords.

    1. Re:Has to be said... by qualico · · Score: 1

      Hey!
      That is a valid Slashdot comment and should moderated up. :-)

  4. There it is..No, there it is! by qw(name) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why does it feel like our scientists are just chasing after the wind when it comes to the search for life on Mars?

    1. Re:There it is..No, there it is! by uberdave · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd be glad if they found such evidence. It would provide the best possible excuse for a manned mission.

    2. Re:There it is..No, there it is! by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      I dont think they are so much chasing the wind as breaking it. ( Explains the methane... )

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    3. Re:There it is..No, there it is! by qw(name) · · Score: 1

      They are chasing after someone elses broken wind...

    4. Re:There it is..No, there it is! by HermanAB · · Score: 2, Funny

      They are chasing bacterial farts...

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    5. Re:There it is..No, there it is! by Vulture101 · · Score: 1

      if life was found on Mars the last thing i would do is a manned mission, the risk of contamination would be too great

      i think that noone would want that the austronauts bring back some kind of unknown bacteria that is impossible to have defenses against ( would that be classified as a WMD ? )

    6. Re:There it is..No, there it is! by Mahou · · Score: 1

      would that be classified as a WMD ?
      if you put it in a bottle: yes

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    7. Re:There it is..No, there it is! by isomeme · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually it might provide just the opposite. Robots are a lot less likely to contaminate Mars with Terran microbes. It's effectively impossible to keep a manned mission from dropping a few microbes onto the surface. And once that happens, you'll forever after be wondering whether any further evidence of life is just some Terran bug making a go of it. Not likely, but also not a good thing for biologists to have to worry about.

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    8. Re:There it is..No, there it is! by Rei · · Score: 1

      Agreed, completely. Just as an example: Titan, for example, is covered in large amounts of methane. Few are arguing that Titan's Methane is from biological processes. While the "half-life" of methane on Titan is much longer than on Mars, the amount of methane dwarfs that found on Mars by a far greater degree. Heck, even the gas giants have significant quantities of methane.

      Methane is a very simple molecule. It is one of the easiest things for elemental carbon to form into - all it needs to do is bond with the element that makes up over 90% of the universe. It is formed from many different kinds of geological processes, and can be trapped for long periods of time in all sorts of geological conditions, to be released slowly or quickly when conditions change. Not to mention, that Mars appears to be volcanically active, even if to a lesser degree than Earth.

      Attributing such a simple, common molecule to life is such a stretch, it's amusing. If they found, say, RNA or a protein with at least a dozen amino acids on Mars, one might find the claim more believable.

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    9. Re:There it is..No, there it is! by Jherico · · Score: 1
      Methane is a very simple molecule.
      So is oxygen. And yet, if you find free oxygen in an atmosphere you can bet that a living process put it there. Otherwise oxygen binds to something. Basically anything that burns (methane included) isn't going to just hang around for geological periods of time in an environment like that on mars. If its there something is producing it. Maybe its volcanic activity, but the best thing right now would be to watch the debate of more informed individuals rather than screeching that its no real evidence for the existence of life.
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    10. Re:There it is..No, there it is! by TopSpin · · Score: 1

      Why does it feel like our scientists are just chasing after the wind when it comes to the search for life on Mars?

      Whenever new evidence appears that suggests biological activity, some geologist chimes in and speculates about some exotic geologic process that could duplicate the observation. This debate has been going on in earnest since the 70's.

      Remote analysis will never be sufficient; any claims made will be (rightly) countered by geologists claiming ambiguity based on increasingly exotic ideas about Mars geology. A return sample mission won't be sufficient; anything returned that appears alive will be attributed to contamination, mutation or conspiracy. A dedicated robotic mission with sufficient capability might be able to reveal a unambiguous colony of something alive that would finally end the debate. However, if such a mission revealed nothing, it would not prove life isn't present. Short of a furry, rock eating, methane breathing quadruped walking up and sniffing one of the Rovers, I doubt it's possible to settle this thing with robots.

      This debate will not end until people are stomping around on the surface of Mars, kicking over rocks, digging holes and putting stuff under microscopes. The price we pay once and the knowledge will last forever.

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    11. Re:There it is..No, there it is! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      I'd be glad if they found such evidence. It would provide the best possible excuse for a manned mission.

      Not if anyone stopped to think for a moment. Back in the early 90's, before the big announcement about the meteor from Mars with bacteria on it, a well known Christian scientist (Hugh Ross, I think) was asked if he thought we'd find life on Mars. His response was that he had little doubt that we'd find microbial life on Mars. When asked to elaborate, he explained that some of the ejecta from meteor strikes on Earth has most likely washed back through the Solar System, and that various forms of microbes are likely to have been spread that way.

      He has a point.

    12. Re:There it is..No, there it is! by Rei · · Score: 1

      And yet, if you find free oxygen in an atmosphere you can bet that a living process put it there

      Funny you should mention that. Free oxygen has been found on two bodies in the solar system for which life has not been postulated as a source, both in about the same partial pressure that Mars' methane is. Both Europa and Enceladus have tenuous oxygen atmospheres produced by sunlight splitting the ice on the surface.

      By the way, treating a couple scientist's hostly disputed viewpoint as absolute fact, as many here seem to be doing, is hardly a reasonable course of action. And yet, you seem to rather that we stifle debate. For shame. Science is not something for the elite, a pedestal that mere mortals cannot dream to climb up to. Science is for everyone, so long as they care to educate themselves. If you do not wish to take part in this discussion, kindly sit on the sidelines. If you do wish to take part in this discussion, and wish to pose a viewpoint opposite mine, cite counterevidence. This is how debate works.

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    13. Re:There it is..No, there it is! by uberdave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That didn't stop us from going to the Moon. It also does't stop us from handling deadly viruses and bacteria in labs all around the world.

      I don't think that there is any other reason to go. "Resources" some say. Resources are cheaper here.
      "Offworld backup of Humanity", say others. Any disaster that would wipe out humanity would wipe out so much of the ecosystem that these people wouldn't be able to return anyways.

      There are two good reasons to go to Mars. The best one is "Because we can". However, adventuring doesn't typically generate a lot of financial support from governments these days. The other reason would be to bring back something that we don't have here, something of scientific interest that we couldn't trust the detection and retrieval of to robotic systems: Martian life.

    14. Re:There it is..No, there it is! by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      Here's the deal. Methane is used by the Zhti Ti Kofft as an energy source in their underground cities. Sometimes, some of it escapes to the surface. They may in fact be running out of methane, because they have shown interest in our power plants.

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    15. Re:There it is..No, there it is! by dvnelson72 · · Score: 1

      Umm. nice sig. maybe mine should be:
      "I locked the doors and windows on the car. Smell my fart." --My Dad

      or how about:
      "Dude you got a lighter?... Watch this fart." -- college roommate on night number 1. still good friends. :)

    16. Re:There it is..No, there it is! by n54 · · Score: 1

      On good reasons: "Because we want to" after all that what anything boils down to isn't it? Doing new stuff is usually a reason in itself just because of this and probably plays a big part in why we're not still climbing trees on the african savannah. :)

      Benefits of doing new stuff have a tendency to arise from even the worst ideas. Resources, offworld backup etc. are just attempts at convincing those who do not recognize that.

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    17. Re:There it is..No, there it is! by p4ul13 · · Score: 0
      Funny you should mention that. Free oxygen has been found on two bodies in the solar system for which life has not been postulated as a source, both in about the same partial pressure that Mars' methane is. Both Europa and Enceladus have tenuous oxygen atmospheres produced by sunlight splitting the ice on the surface.

      Europa is one of the top candidates for supporting extra-terrestrial life in this solar system.

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    18. Re:There it is..No, there it is! by Rei · · Score: 1

      I am well aware of that. However, the oxygen there is not believed to come from life. It is believed to come from completely natural processes, as described above.

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  5. Methane by Hatta · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great, we discover extraterrestrial life and it smells like farts.

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    1. Re:Methane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I smell like farts, I think I will like them. I hope they are funny farts, not sad, melencholy farts.

    2. Re:Methane by Bullfish · · Score: 1

      Shucks, any good gardener will tell you rot makes the best fertilizer

    3. Re:Methane by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 4, Informative

      Of course everyone knows that Methane has no smell and the Methane in farts has nothing to do with the odor...

      Right?

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    4. Re:Methane by proteonic · · Score: 2, Informative

      Indeed the parent is correct. Methane doesn't contain any sulfur, and it's the sulfur containing compounds that are responsible for the smell.

    5. Re:Methane by Colonel+Angus · · Score: 1

      Let's not bring facts into this to ruin a perfectly overdone joke. :D

    6. Re:Methane by deglr6328 · · Score: 1

      way to liven up the atmosphere Dr.Killjoke. :)

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    7. Re:Methane by Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hate to ruin everyone here's potty humor, but methane is odorless. The only reason that you smell natural gas is because they add mercaptan to it (specifically, T-butyl mercaptan). Methyl mercaptan, by the way, is formed in the decay process, while allyl mercaptan is released when onions are cut, and butyl mercaptan is found in skunk spray. Mercaptan compounds have a -SH attached to them.

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    8. Re:Methane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't the rule "He who smelt it dealt it" apply in this circumstance? The scientists just farted on the mars rovers before they shipped em off to the launch pad.

  6. methane, biological life, etc... by winkydink · · Score: 2, Funny

    not gonna say it... too easy.... not gonna say it

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    1. Re:methane, biological life, etc... by Tackhead · · Score: 0
      > not gonna say it... too easy.... not gonna say it

      Ugly bag of gassified clathrates!

    2. Re:methane, biological life, etc... by spidereyes · · Score: 1

      I love the smell of methane in the morning...

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    3. Re:methane, biological life, etc... by El · · Score: 3, Funny

      Must. Resist. Urge. To. Make. Martian. Fart. Jokes!

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    4. Re:methane, biological life, etc... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, stop gassing away.

  7. i know. by araczynski · · Score: 0

    crystaline entities...

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  8. Maybe... by Marthisdil · · Score: 0

    Mars farted...thus, the methane...

    1. Re:Maybe... by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      I suspect somebody in the telescope room farted, polluting the spectragraph results. Now a 2 Billion fruitless methane mission will be sent up just because some guy had the Delux Bean-a-Mania burrito.

  9. Or... by SecState · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the article: "The methane could be the result of biological processes. It could also be an "abiotic" geochemical process, however, or the result of volcanic or hydrothermal activity on the red planet." Not to burst your methane bubble or anything.

    1. Re:Or... by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      wouldn't geothermal activity by a good sign for life also? (at the bottom of our ocean, specialised creatures live off geothermal vents)

    2. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      certainly, definitly worth checking out, but there is a difference between evidence of life and evidence of stuff that would help life, hence the bubble bursting.

    3. Re:Or... by Cunk · · Score: 1

      That's like saying "Mars has dirt...gophers like to burrow in dirt...so shouldn't Mars have gophers?"

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    4. Re:Or... by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      that was my point captain obvious.

      seriously though, all i meant was its another tick in the "good signs for life" column

    5. Re:Or... by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      Oh, MAN, that stinks. Why'd you have to go and do that? Can you open a window?

    6. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course not. Unless life is known to *create* those vents, then it's nothing more than a potentially good place to look.

    7. Re:Or... by Rei · · Score: 1

      That is an excellent point, and I think everyone should take note of it. Shouldn't Mars have gophers?

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    8. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then with that logic, it's also another tick in the abiotic" geochemical process columb, or another tick in the volcanic or hydrothermal activity on the red planet column...

    9. Re:Or... by spankey51 · · Score: 1

      Or... The little green men that live in the caves simply feed exclusively on beans and fruit.

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    10. Re:Or... by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Ah...actually mattyrobinson69 was pointing out the weakness of your statement. I.e. just because it has geothermal vents doesn't mean it has geothermal life. Or: just because it has ice, doesn't mean it has penguins.

  10. Indeed by screwballicus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Given recent Photographic Evidence, the presence of chocolate compounds would seem to necessitate biological activity.

  11. I'm still waiting... by pg110404 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...for scientists to find intelligent life on earth.

    1. Re:I'm still waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wise, you mean...

    2. Re:I'm still waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't tell them where I am! /me dons tin foil hat and hides in subterranean bunker-system... a.k.a. his parent's basement

    3. Re:I'm still waiting... by Araxen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well, they certainly won't find it at the White Houe in the U.S.

    4. Re:I'm still waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      har har har, why the fuck does everyone feel the need to drag political shit into ever-fucking-thing

    5. Re:I'm still waiting... by kfg · · Score: 1

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  12. Terraforming by Colin+Smith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know this eliminates the possibility of terraforming Mars, don't you. We'll have "Save the microbe" campaigns every time a mission is sent there.

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    1. Re:Terraforming by 0racle · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe its something we can transplant.

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    2. Re:Terraforming by nizo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Unless this life can kill us first, guess who will be living on mars after we arrive, and who will go extinct first? Read "Red Mars" if you aren't sure what the answer is, or ask the dodo bird.

      But don't worry, we are probably just picking up methane from frozen deposits that are slowly melting or something like that.

    3. Re:Terraforming by tryone · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You know this eliminates the possibility of terraforming Mars, don't you. We'll have "Save the microbe" campaigns every time a mission is sent there.

      Nah, just call it "Operation Martian Freedom" and mumble something about terrorists, and everyone will be right behind it.

    4. Re:Terraforming by zoloto · · Score: 1, Interesting

      screw it. I say we terraform it anyways. Micro sized colonies of amoeba like creatures are great, but if we "stopped" at every pool of living cells we'd walk on eggshells our whole lives! Mars get's special treatment since it's another planet?

      Sorry, nothing will form there. Nothing IS there. It's just like the search for the missing link from ape to man. It simply won't be found out.

      And one of these days' I'll look forward to presenting the evidence to you directly and without a doubt people will know.

    5. Re:Terraforming by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Transplant where?

      NIMBY!

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    6. Re:Terraforming by Knara · · Score: 1

      I really hope someone besides me gets this ST2:WoK reference. I'll be saddened, if not.

    7. Re:Terraforming by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Before we destroy them, ought we not study them. Important questions beckon if this does pan out. Off the top of my head:

      1. Does this life chemically resemble life on Earth?

      2. If it does, does it use RNA/DNA or something very close to these molecules?

      3. If it does, then is Mars or Earth or possibly some other place in the solar system the point where the initial abiogenesis occured?

      4. If Martian life does not appear to be closely related or at all related, then what possible abiogenesis pathways occured to produce Martian organisms?

      There's a lot to be learned about both worlds from this, so I hope before someone decides to terraform they learn a considerable amount about any potential biotic activity on Mars.

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    8. Re:Terraforming by centauri · · Score: 1

      You think you're sad now, wait until I introduce you to Mars' only - surviving - indigenous lifeform....

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    9. Re:Terraforming by karstux · · Score: 1

      I think I would have gotten it, if that particular quote hadn't been mangled in the german dub. At least now I know where the translators pulled the sentence "Ist es etwas, das wir umsetzen können?" from.

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    10. Re:Terraforming by Forezt · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Chances life on Mars wouldn't do much to Terraforming with the way things are going in our world today. Populations will inevitably rise, governments will inevitably feel the pressure, and people will always just want to change Mars "because it's there".

      Other than the colonization issue, mining operations might also become a big problem. Disturbing aboriginal environments could make it nearly impossible to study anything, let alone avoid contamination by Terran microbes.

      Like someone else who replied here, I would recommend the Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson if you're interested in all the political, social, and ethical issues of terraforming the red planet.

      It is my personal opinion that if there is life on Mars, the best we can do is build large domes over craters, valleys, and even calderas that could act as large city-sized habitats. If there is not, then we should terraform to a point where it's livable to twenty kilometers above the datum so that the intense vertical scale of Mars would keep most of the Tharsis Bulge and other areas in thier aboriginal state.

    11. Re:Terraforming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lmao when i saw your list before i actually read it i thought it was gonna be something like:

      1. Does it run linux?

      2. Image a Beowulf cluster of these!

      3. In Mars, only old microbial lifeforms produce methane

      4. In Soviet Mars, methane-producing life finds YOU!

      5. ???

      6. PROFIT!!!!

    12. Re:Terraforming by slittle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      AIUI, terraforming would take centuries (alien pyramids notwithstanding), so there's no huge rush, and we're going to have to build airtight structures to start with anyway.

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    13. Re:Terraforming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't a joke. He was being insightful. In that cretinous, slashdot way.

    14. Re:Terraforming by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      'but if we "stopped" at every pool of living cells we'd walk on eggshells our whole lives!'

      Like hard core vegans who refuse even to eat bacteria and will only eat sterile food...

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    15. Re:Terraforming by SubtleNuance · · Score: 5, Insightful

      yes, because debating the intrinsic value of nature -- and life itself -- is something to be offhandedly dismissed.

      right?

    16. Re:Terraforming by ifwm · · Score: 1

      Of course, now begone!

    17. Re:Terraforming by Knara · · Score: 1

      *chuckle* I seriously wonder sometimes what people are thinking when they translate. I mean, okay when you go from like Chinese or Japanese to English, I can understand some confusion, but from English to German is pretty damn simple.

    18. Re:Terraforming by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Like hard core vegans who refuse even to eat
      > bacteria and will only eat sterile food...

      Must be quite a trick, to sterilize food without killing anything.

      What about all the bacteria that their immune systems kill? The follicle mites they drown when they shower?

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    19. Re:Terraforming by myowntrueself · · Score: 0, Troll

      "What about all the bacteria that their immune systems kill?"

      Well they probably refuse to take antibiotics for one thing.

      "The follicle mites they drown when they shower?"

      The vegans I've known? I don't think they do shower...

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    20. Re:Terraforming by zoloto · · Score: 1


      I'll have to apologize just a bit. My mood was in one of those "screw the liberal tree hugging hippy vegan strait edge freaks" mode.

      Study away, and mars is big enough to live nearby without effecting them too much (or so we may think).

      Anywho, it's all good.

    21. Re:Terraforming by dustmite · · Score: 1

      We seem to have no problem destroying any and every sort of life right here on Earth, and almost nobody is effectively stopping it. I can't imagine that people would be that bothered about life elsewhere, either. The fringe placard-waving minority who cares will just be ignored. Just like here.

      In any case, ultimately we have to worry about what's best for our future, not a few single-celled bacteria or something.

    22. Re:Terraforming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5. Can we get high as a kite by injecting, smoking or fucking these Martian organisms?

      If so, I say mariform good old terra.

    23. Re:Terraforming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And while ussians and europeans debate, chinese go and build a base there. Then all martian bases belong to them. How about that?

      This race is not unlike some computer games where the one who delivers, wins. Talk is cheap.

    24. Re:Terraforming by nihilogos · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      screw the liberal tree hugging hippy vegan strait edge freaks

      I don't think these people actually exist.

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    25. Re:Terraforming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Did Sax put you up to this?

      Just wondering.

    26. Re:Terraforming by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      No matter what it is, it's certainly got no more potential than, say, a 9 week old fetus. Since that's considered to be an entirely morally disposable 'clump of cells', I don't see why we need to worry about some germs on Mars.

      There you go.

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    27. Re:Terraforming by Lovesquid · · Score: 2, Funny

      "He just smiled and gave me a vegan-mite sandwich."

  13. Carbon Based by michelcultivo · · Score: 1

    And who known that only exists carbon based life on the Galaxy?

    1. Re:Carbon Based by coopex · · Score: 1

      I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess by virutue that chemisty is divided into non-carbon and carbon based molecules, that it's highly unlikely that life isn't based on carbon.

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  14. What this means... by youknowmewell · · Score: 0

    The secret family recipe has been stolen!

  15. Just Curious by BigDogCH · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Okay, firstly, I am not a follower of any major religion, and I have not read the bible, so that is the purpose of this question...

    After reading that article, and then reading another article advertised on the same page here I was starting to feel as if i would be surprised if we DIDN'T find evidence of life on mars. Anyway, I was just wondering what remifications such a finding would have on the bible followers. Is there any reference in the bible as to whether life on other planets exists. Almost every scientific discovery is met with religous opposition, so I was wondering if anyone had any opinions from the religous area. Does the bible say anything about life on other planets?

    1. Re:Just Curious by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Bible pertains to humans only...God neglected to mention his other projects to us.

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    2. Re:Just Curious by 0racle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why would it. Depending on what you believe, it was either written by some primitive people or given to people on this planet relating to things on this planet.

      That said, no, finding life on other planets would also not mean there is no God or that the bible is false. The ramifications for reasonable people would be very little, but there are plenty of nutcases, religious people and athiests, that will tell you otherwise.

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    3. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the bible was written before people knew 'planets' in the sence we know them now. More along the lines of like the stars but a bit brighter. IANATS(I am not a theological scolar) but I don't think the bible specificly excludes the posibility, no reason to say that God didn't put life on mars on the eighth day and just not tell us about it. Then again try and explain that to the people that interpret such things in very litteral ways.

    4. Re:Just Curious by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Actually, in all seriousness, here's a quote from the Bible:


      "Now as I looked at the living creatures, I saw a wheel upon the earth beside the living creatures one for each of the four of them. As for the appearance of the wheels and their construction, their appearance was like the gleaming of a chrysolite, and the four had the same likeness being as it were a wheel within a wheel. The four wheels had rims and they had spokes, and their rims were full of eyes round about. And when the living creatures went, the wheels went beside them and when the living creatures went, the wheels went with them, for the living creature was in the wheel".
      - Ezekiel, chapter 1, Versus 15 thru 21.


      Sound like a close encounter to you?
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    5. Re:Just Curious by Pillowthink · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Funny story. The bible doesn't mention other planets. Unless by 'firmament' [genesis], every planet in existence was meant. The bible takes a very local approach to geography [not mentioning far away civilizations, like norway].

    6. Re:Just Curious by toygeek · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Bible makes no mention of life on other planets. Instead it is focused on life here on earth and what Gods will is, and what his Kindom is, and who his Seed is.

      As for Religion being opposed to science in many ways, that has been very true. Even Gallileo was imprisoned by the catholic church because he believed that the Earth was not the center of the universe.

      You must realize though that these conflicts were between *religion* and science, not the *Bible* and science.

      The Bible, while not a scientific document (and it does not intend to be one) does hold some VERY accurate, simple scientific truths. While his contemporaries believed the world to be flat (along with science at the time), the prophet Isaiah spoke of "the circle of the earth". Another scripture speaks of the Earth hanging by nothing, which is accurate.

      Does the Bible have any real thoughts on whether or not there COULD be life anywhere else other than Earth? Well, it does speak of spirit creatures that exist in another realm, with God himself being one of these creatures.

      I hope this helps answer your question.

    7. Re:Just Curious by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny
      Does the bible say anything about life on other planets?

      Not yet, but it might after the next major revision. From here:


      The King James Bible has undergone three revisions since its inception in 1611, incorporating more than 100,000 changes.

      I bet they could slip in something about life on Mars during the next revision.

    8. Re:Just Curious by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      I cant say that I am an expert on the matter, but as a Christian who has read the bible, I thought I would make a stab at answering your question.

      I have not yet read anything that out and out talks about other planets. I have not yet read anything that leads me to think that there is something at a different or difficult level that talks about life on other planets.

      I would think it would be a bit arrogant for us, believers or not, to assume that the universe was created ( whoever, whatever ) just for us.

      I dont think that life itself would ( or should ) cause much grief for any of the sides in the "discussion".

      Civilization, on the other hand, would have ramifications. I think the ramifications would be that if we found an alien civilization, and they had religious structures similiar to what we Christians espose, that that would, while not being "proof", would add credibility to our beliefs. Similiarly, should an alien civilization be found that did not have such structures or beliefs, that that fact would reduce the credibility of our beliefs ( I would think that reduction would be slight, one can argue a parallel case to animals on Earth )

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    9. Re:Just Curious by toygeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually that was a vision by the prophet Ezekiel, it was not a literal physical interaction.

    10. Re:Just Curious by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Suuuuuuuuuure it was...

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    11. Re:Just Curious by satoshi1 · · Score: 1

      I found that funny. Too bad I lack mod points at the moment...

    12. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Ole Zeke just got hold of an advance copy of a Boston or ELO LP

    13. Re:Just Curious by toygeek · · Score: 4, Informative

      Look in the context.

      Ezekiel 1:1

      1 Now it came about in the thirtieth year, in the fourth [month], on the fifth [day] of the month, while I was in the midst of the exiled people by the river Chebar, that the heavens were opened and I began to see visions of God.

      Then it proceeds to describe the vision.

    14. Re:Just Curious by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

      Dr. Hugh Ross, who does not believe in evolution, has been theorizing for years that with meteors and billions of years of life on Earth, blowback would have inevitably brought life from Earth to Mars.

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    15. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well the usual argument, from the atheistic point of view, when faced with the odds that life would spontaneously generate, evolve into single celled asexual organisms, evolve into mult-celled sexual orgamisms, etc..., is usually the scale argument: " Life tried to originate all over the universe and do to the odds of success, was only rarely successful - if it didn't succeed here you wouldn't have known it".

      So what would be the atheistic explanation for life spontaneously generating on two planets right next to eachother? What are the chances of that!!

      Sounds like a proof for the existence of God.

    16. Re:Just Curious by zxnos · · Score: 1

      is anyone else thinking - "miniature giant space hamsters"?

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    17. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Bible pertains to humans only...God neglected to mention his other projects to us

      This is a valid representation of some of the responses we'll see from some of the Xian churches. Another response we'll see is more evangelical:

      "The Bible tells us that Jesus was the only begotten Son of the Father, who redeemed all of us from sin with His sacrifice, so long as we accept the Word of God, acknowledge our sinfulness, and otherwise sell our soul to the Christian Church. Therefore any sentient beings Out There are sinners in need of salvation and we have a Xian duty to bring the Word of God to them."

      I am not a Xian, but I've had to work in with persons of that mindset from time to time.

      Posted anonymously because when it comes to religious persecution at the hands of the Xian majority in my country, I truly am a coward. I think that "discretion is the better part of valour" on such matters, at this time, considering the current leader and dominant political party and their mixture of violence and piety.

    18. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fair enough...
      And here's another quote from the Bible:
      "Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces." - Malachi 2:3

      If you want to see how much sense the bible really makes, check out www.skepticsannotatedbible.com - It's a totally legit King James Bible, it just has extra annotations on the content

    19. Re:Just Curious by DogDude · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The Bible, while not a scientific document (and it does not intend to be one) does hold some VERY accurate, simple scientific truths. While his contemporaries believed the world to be flat (along with science at the time), the prophet Isaiah spoke of "the circle of the earth". Another scripture speaks of the Earth hanging by nothing, which is accurate.

      Those aren't "truths" unless the definition of the word "truth" has also been twisted around by religious people. Those are simply a few phrases, which can be interpreted in many different ways. In no way are those "truths" and more than the "truths" in the Bible pertaining to stoning a disobedient wife or keeping slaves is. The Bible is simply a bizarre, violent, abusive fairy tale. It is no more relevant to science than "Jack and the Beanstalk" is.

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    20. Re:Just Curious by ari_j · · Score: 1
      [T]here are plenty of nutcases, religious people and [atheists], that [sic] will tell you otherwise.
      Don't worry. They'll all join their own custom-tailored cults and kill themselves off, leaving those of us non-radicals (religious or atheist) to live in peace for a while longer.
    21. Re:Just Curious by Zareste · · Score: 1

      The Bible isn't really an astronomy book; it doesn't mention much of anything outside the middle-east. I'm fairly certain there are other ancient texts that would mention life on other planets, since I've seen some texts that described star systems that can't be seen with the naked eye and were only discovered by mainstream astronomers recently.

      Usually there's somebody we haven't been told about, who already knew a crucial piece of information centuries or millenniums ago, but circumstances and information control kept it from becoming a world-renowned discovery. There may have been a guy in deep Africa who harnessed electricity in 1000 BC and we never heard about it.

      But you can imagine how the standard attention-whore researcher would react to and ancient text about beings on another planet. It's not something we'd hear about from the school system.

      Either way, I personally haven't seen the Bible mention Mars life anywhere. Personally, I'm certain that life came here from elsewhere and that the original script by Moses would have mentioned the details, but I think Genesis was torn to pieces by the church in order to fit the standard belief. You can see censorship written all over it.

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    22. Re:Just Curious by corsican · · Score: 1
      Ah, yes; the old "it's arrogant to think we're the only ones" argument. I personally feel the opposite is true; the fact that people continue to claim that there must be life on other planets in the complete absence of any evidence of any kind is the height of arrogance. "We're so smart, we have deduced this truth from pure reason."

      We've taken a few paltry surface scrapings off of two similar planets and one moon and suddenly we're experts on the whole freakin' universe.

      Now from a biblical standpoint, humans are the pinnacle of creation and the universe was created to give us some inkling of God's glory and eternal nature. It's not arrogant if it's true.

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    23. Re:Just Curious by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um...has it occurred to you that Ezikiel, seeing such a fantastic sight, might have assumed it was a vision from God? For that matter, are you absolutely certain your translation is accurate, that he meant 'vision' as 'hallucination', rather than 'something seen'?

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    24. Re:Just Curious by nacturation · · Score: 1

      In context, it sounds like one pretty fucked up drug trip:

      4 I looked, and I saw a windstorm coming out of the north-an immense cloud with flashing lightning and surrounded by brilliant light. The center of the fire looked like glowing metal, 5 and in the fire was what looked like four living creatures. In appearance their form was that of a man, 6 but each of them had four faces and four wings. 7 Their legs were straight; their feet were like those of a calf and gleamed like burnished bronze. 8 Under their wings on their four sides they had the hands of a man. All four of them had faces and wings, 9 and their wings touched one another. Each one went straight ahead; they did not turn as they moved.

      10 Their faces looked like this: Each of the four had the face of a man, and on the right side each had the face of a lion, and on the left the face of an ox; each also had the face of an eagle. 11 Such were their faces. Their wings were spread out upward; each had two wings, one touching the wing of another creature on either side, and two wings covering its body. 12 Each one went straight ahead. Wherever the spirit would go, they would go, without turning as they went. 13 The appearance of the living creatures was like burning coals of fire or like torches. Fire moved back and forth among the creatures; it was bright, and lightning flashed out of it. 14 The creatures sped back and forth like flashes of lightning.

      15 As I looked at the living creatures, I saw a wheel on the ground beside each creature with its four faces. 16 This was the appearance and structure of the wheels: They sparkled like chrysolite, and all four looked alike. Each appeared to be made like a wheel intersecting a wheel. 17 As they moved, they would go in any one of the four directions the creatures faced; the wheels did not turn about [d] as the creatures went. 18 Their rims were high and awesome, and all four rims were full of eyes all around.

      19 When the living creatures moved, the wheels beside them moved; and when the living creatures rose from the ground, the wheels also rose. 20 Wherever the spirit would go, they would go, and the wheels would rise along with them, because the spirit of the living creatures was in the wheels. 21 When the creatures moved, they also moved; when the creatures stood still, they also stood still; and when the creatures rose from the ground, the wheels rose along with them, because the spirit of the living creatures was in the wheels.

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    25. Re:Just Curious by zxnos · · Score: 1
      did you say, ' close encounter'?

      http://www.bibleufo.com/enigma.htm

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    26. Re:Just Curious by ehiris · · Score: 1

      It doesn't specify life on other planets but it makes mention of a UFO as the very bright star that was seen around the birth of Jesus.

      The infinite possible interpretations of the bible mixed with proof of live on other planets could generate many new Christian religions.

    27. Re:Just Curious by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1


      "...and there was much defecation."

      - Ghost of Christmas Past.

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    28. Re:Just Curious by UnrefinedLayman · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The Bible, while not a scientific document (and it does not intend to be one) does hold some VERY accurate, simple scientific truths. While his contemporaries believed the world to be flat (along with science at the time), the prophet Isaiah spoke of "the circle of the earth". Another scripture speaks of the Earth hanging by nothing, which is accurate.
      Don't confuse one correct statement out of thousands of proclamations with the scientific process.

      Galileo learned what he did through study and could prove it. Isaiah speaking of the "circle of the earth" and scripture saying the earth hangs by nothing hold no more "simple scientific truth" than a missive from Nostradamus.

      The ideas presented are not science. No matter how you look at it, we cannot assume that scientific process was used to come to those conclusions--they're statements without the all important thing called proof. Faith is not proof.

      Besides, we all know it's turtles all the way down.
    29. Re:Just Curious by osobear · · Score: 1
      While his contemporaries believed the world to be flat (along with science at the time)...

      It's a common misconception that anyone anywhere ever thought that the world was flat. The only major group to ever believe this seems to be grade school teachers of the last fifty years. You cannot explain the horizon in any way other than that the world is round, and people figured this out across all cultures very early on.

      Well, there are a few rare exceptions, such as tribes in the Amazon or other major jungles that never got to see far enough out notice the horizon or its properties, but that's a digression.

    30. Re:Just Curious by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1

      While his contemporaries believed the world to be flat (along with science at the time), the prophet Isaiah spoke of "the circle of the earth"

      Actually, the idea that the Earth was a sphere was well known to the ancients...any casual observation of lunar eclipses would have told them this.

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    31. Re:Just Curious by toygeek · · Score: 1

      I used the New World Translation but even the old King James bible uses the word "vision"

      Ezekiel 1:1 (KJV) Now it came to pass in the thirtieth year, in the fourth month, in the fifth day of the month, as I was among the captives by the river of Chebar, that the heavens were opened, and I saw visions of God.

      If you are truly interested in finding out whether this was a psyched out guy seeing some fanciful vision, or an encounter with an alien, or if it was an actual vision by a prophet, I would be happy to do some research and post my results.

    32. Re:Just Curious by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's true.... religion gave up the face that the earth is not the center of the universe... that the sun doesn't revolve around the earth... that the moon doesn't... oh yeah it does... anyway you know what I'm saying.

      religion, if it hopes to survive will adapt or die of denial... a kind of natural selection for religion.

    33. Re:Just Curious by eegad · · Score: 1

      God is not a creature.

    34. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Bible, while not a scientific document (and it does not intend to be one) does hold some VERY accurate, simple scientific truths.

      Such as the value of pi?

      Every time science and the level of science education in the general public reaches a point at which there is an abundantly obvious conflict between the Bible and the real world, religious people back down and tell everybody that it was only meant as a metaphor anyway. Neglecting to explain why they have been teaching such "metaphors" as fact for centuries.

      How long before the Bible in its entirety is regarded as a bunch of fables with no basis in reality? I give it another hundred years or so.

      Back during ancient Greek times, I'm sure they had similar arguments between people who believed in Zeus and people who had other explanations for lightning bolts coming from the sky.

    35. Re:Just Curious by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1


      Dude! I've...like...had that exact same dream, man! .....get out of my HEAD!

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    36. Re:Just Curious by RichardX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're asking questions about accuracy of details in the Bible. A document which asserts the earth is flat, at the centre of the universe, and rests on pillars, that the mustard seed is the smallest seed, that hares and coneys chew the cud, that giants and unicorns are real, that bats are birds, that stars are small objects which can fall fromt the sky and be stamped upon, that.. well.. you get the idea. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

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    37. Re:Just Curious by PopNCrunch · · Score: 2, Informative

      What's significant about this is not that it might signify life - but that it is a clock that tells us how old Mars is. The scientists are suprised to find methane here because it leaches off so quickly, so if Mars is ~4 billion years old like earth supposedly is, all the methane should be long gone. Either Mars has a source to replenish methane, biological or geochemical, or Mars has had methane added to it recently (meteors or such), or Mars is much younger than folks think, and what we are seeing is the remnants of a rapidly diminishin original quantity of methane.

    38. Re:Just Curious by Duhavid · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Ah, yes; the old "it's arrogant to think we're the only ones" argument. I personally feel the opposite is true; the fact that people continue to claim that there must be life on other planets in the complete absence of any evidence of any kind is the height of arrogance. "We're so smart, we have deduced this truth from pure reason."


      Wasnt *quite* what I was trying to get across. My thinking, not well gotten across, what that it would be arrogant for us to think that God might not very well have created other races in this vast universe. Or not. Up to Him.

      Now from a biblical standpoint, humans are the pinnacle of creation and the universe was created to give us some inkling of God's glory and eternal nature. It's not arrogant if it's true.


      Pinnacle of creation? Where is that claim made? I agree that the universe is there to give us a view of God's glory and ability to create and his eternal nature. And I agree, it is not arrogant if true. But, refering back to the top, I dont know of anywhere in the bible where it is said that we are the only life/intelligent life in the universe, or that we are the pinnacle of life. The bible, from my reading, is silent on this subject.
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    39. Re:Just Curious by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Also from the article: In fact, it has been repeatedly affirmed that no doctrine of Scripture has been affected by these textual differences.

      I'm sure you're aware that current day biblical scholars cannot radically alter the scriptures. These thousands of changes are corrections to spelling and grammar, ensuring that "Nebuchadnezzar" is spelled that way every time, and that the "whom"s that should be "whom"s are "whom"s and not "who"s, not to add stuff like "And on the eighth day, God did arise from His La-Z-Boy and breathed upon the surface of the fourth rock, bringing forth creatures to delight and confound Adam. And there was evening and morning, the eighth day."

    40. Re:Just Curious by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My point is that we have no way of knowing whether Ezekiel saw a 'vision', either with the aid of strenuous prayer, psychotropic drugs, or congenital predisposition, or if he in fact saw something that was really there.

      Ezekiel could have seen a real event and reported it as such, or could have seen a real event and reported it as a vision, or could have seen a vision and reported it as a real event, or could have seen a vision and reported it as such. After a few millienia and several translations, it's difficult to say.

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    41. Re:Just Curious by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      has anybody seen the episode of the simpsons (treehouse of horror iirc) where the two aliens say "earth was created 6000 years ago by god" then they cross their chests and mumble some religeous stuff?

      thats quite possibly the funniest thing those aliens have done.

    42. Re:Just Curious by thelen · · Score: 1

      Assume for the sake of argument that life is ultimately found on Mars or elsewhere other than Earth, what can we imagine happening to religious faiths based upon the Bible?

      The Absolutely Certain Answer

      Exactly what has happened every other time in the history of religion when its descriptions of the world, past, present or future, are demonstrated to be false: after a period of shock, and reflection, doctrine and interpretation of the founding literature are modified to maintain an ostensibly consistent lineage of belief, and the religion continues on. Examples of this are abundant in physics and astronomy. Despite Kansas, many Christians are quite comfortable believing in both evolution and a creative God. And even in light of innumerable predictions of the end of the world that belief persists (many scholars believe the early Christians thought Jesus would return in their lifetimes). In every case where people of faith worried that a scientific discovery would undermine them (and where skeptics hoped), the desire to maintain the faith permitted the alteration of dogma should adherence to the dogma prove fatal to the system as a whole. Imagine how much coverage the passing of the Pope would have garnered had he maintained the flatness of the earth?

      The point is that religious belief is amazingly resilient, (and religious texts amazingly ambivalent and their meaning malleable) and as long as no decisive proof against the existence of God is devised (proofs either way are impossible IMO) religion will always be adapting to changes forced by the progress of science. It's a perennial monkey on our collective backs, probably due to some wiring in our brains

    43. Re:Just Curious by Frostalicious · · Score: 4, Funny

      The four wheels had rims and they had spokes, and their rims were full of eyes round about....

      Sound like a close encounter to you?


      Sounds like Pimp My Chariot, Ezekiel style...

    44. Re:Just Curious by RichardX · · Score: 1

      Yes!
      Oh, wait.. did you say "hamsters"?.. no, sorry, I was thinking "minature giant space hoppers"
      Never mind, then

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    45. Re:Just Curious by Nopal · · Score: 2, Informative
      Well, AFAIK the Bible is silent on the matter of extraterrestial life, but some people believe that the words uttered by Jesus in John 10:16 referred to other civilizations:

      John 10:16(NIV) :

      "I have other sheep that are not of this sheep pen. I must bring them also. They too will listen to my voice, and there shall be one flock and one shepherd."

      Of course, the more traditional (and likely) interpretation is that Jesus was referring to different peoples within the ancient world.

    46. Re:Just Curious by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      Thats cause were version 1.0 Somewhere, there has to be a version 1.1 or greater, because after thousands of years, we still haven't learned a few basic things, like love your neighbor....

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    47. Re:Just Curious by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      Really solidly Western religious people will find a new way to interpret their texts such that it fits in - or they'll deny it's a contradiction, like they did with the dinosaurs. That's the thing. If you're dealing with something all-powerful, it can do whatever it wants, so you're always right.

    48. Re:Just Curious by RichardX · · Score: 1

      The Bible, while not a scientific document (and it does not intend to be one) does hold some VERY accurate, simple scientific truths. While his contemporaries believed the world to be flat (along with science at the time), the prophet Isaiah spoke of "the circle of the earth"

      Circle != Sphere.
      And just for good measure, here's another 200-odd science facts according to the Bible

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    49. Re:Just Curious by XMyth · · Score: 1

      Excellent contribution to the discussion. I bet you're a blast at parties.

    50. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      religious texts amazingly ambivalent

      I think you meant ambiguous there, didn't you?

      Other than that, +1 to everything you said, I've pointed out the same thing elsewhere.

    51. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't sound alien to me. His vision sounds like a commercial-- everyone driving either a VW bug, or an audi TT. A wheel with 4 wheels, that people ride in, and take with them.

    52. Re:Just Curious by XMyth · · Score: 1

      So if he would have said, just "simple truths" his point would hold water?

      I mean, it seems to make sense to me. He did stress the bible isn't/doesn't intend to be scientific document.

      I'm quite sure he didn't mean to imply that those statements were made with the backing of scientific research, but rather divine revelation.

    53. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The oldest fossil of an organism dates to 500 million years ago. This makes a period of more than 4000 million years from planet formation until around the time (so far accuracy of measured differences permits) that fossil dates to. Organisms that developed during that time have not been found as of yet. Roughly 4000 to 500 million years is certainly adequate for the wide scale formation of amino acids from chemical reactions but to say that life existed for billions of years is insanity or at least unscientific as no evidence or traces of it have been found.

    54. Re:Just Curious by XMyth · · Score: 1

      While I agree that it's arrogant to say there *MUST* be life on other planets, I'd think it's logicalto say that it is likely there is life on other planets (assuming the probabilities back up that assertion).

    55. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Anyway, I was just wondering what remifications such a finding would have on the bible followers. Is there any reference in the bible as to whether life on other planets exists.

      As far as I know, there isn't any reference in the Bible to the existence of other planets even, forget life on those other planets.

      About the closest you could come to a Biblical incompatibility with life on other planets would be comparing the chronology of the creation story versus the existence of multiple planets. The first sentence of the Bible is, "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth." So, does this mean, "At the beginning of time, God created outer space and the planet Earth"? Or does it mean something different? The Hebrew word behind "the earth" can mean "the land" or "the dirt" or maybe even "our nation's land". And "the beginning" could mean the beginning of time, or it could mean the beginning of the story. "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth" could have specific implications about exactly what was created when and in what order, or it could just mean, "To start off, this story is about how (our) God (and not the other nations' false gods) is the one who created all this stuff that you see, for example, the land that we live in, the sky, etc." The point is, people have different ways of interpreting the Bible, so SOME people may interpret it in a way that conflicts with there being life on other planets, but overall it's probably a really big stretch to say there is any incompatibility.

      Anyway, I don't think most Christians would have trouble reconciling their thinking with life on other planets. One of the most notable Christian authors of the 20th century, C.S. Lewis, wrote a sci-fi book called Out of the Silent Planet which is about intelligent life on Mars. It's really a pretty good book. It uses the subject of life on Mars and the way humans interact with the creatures on Mars (who aren't called Martians, because of course they have their own name for their planet!) to explore some Christian themes. Even if you don't get into the Christian themes I think it'd be a pretty enjoyable book.

    56. Re:Just Curious by RichardX · · Score: 1

      I'm the guy in the red pendleton shirt just behind the narrow door in your favourite bar, baby.

      --
      Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
    57. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      O, Lord, save me... from your followers.

    58. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh wow, that's funny. God is as strong as a unicorn!

      Do you think he's as quick as an elf too? And as light as a fairy? And as canny as a leprechaun?

    59. Re:Just Curious by TekPolitik · · Score: 1
      Their faces looked like this: Each of the four had the face of a man, and on the right side each had the face of a lion, and on the left the face of an ox; each also had the face of an eagle.

      And Ra thought the helmets he had on his Jaffa were fancier than on those of all of the other system lords.

    60. Re:Just Curious by circusboy · · Score: 1

      flat does not preclude round (circular.)

      just ask A'tuin...

      --
      -- it's ridiculous how many people misspell ridiculous... (damn, damn, damn...)
    61. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So divine inspiration doesn't come with spelling and grammar checking? Let me get this straight. God can inspire the writing and translation of the bible so that it is the true word of God, but he can't get them to spell things right or use the correct grammar when translating? I call bullshit. It's one thing to have faith that God exists, but to believe that the bible has never been tainted by human hands is utter stupidity.

    62. Re:Just Curious by circusboy · · Score: 1

      it's been a few thousand years so far, what make you think it will go away in the next 100?
      (~2000 if you go by the new testament only...)

      Personally, I tend to give more credence to Zeus, Apollo, Hera, Artemis etc. I like the idea of gods with frailties, personalities and simple well defined tastes. Of course my big childhood book was a copy of D'Aullaire's [sp?] greek myths, not a bible. Happily my father (70+) goes around with a button on his jacket declaring "Born again Pagan."

      Makes me proud...

      --
      -- it's ridiculous how many people misspell ridiculous... (damn, damn, damn...)
    63. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I call bullshit. It's one thing to have faith that God exists, but to believe that the bible has never been tainted by human hands is utter stupidity."

      When he says can't, he means (I assumed, anyway) that they'd be kicked out of the Church for trying to do that.

      And that many revisions tells you they know it has.

      Duh.

    64. Re:Just Curious by demaria · · Score: 1

      Pope John Paul II did acknowledge that life on other planets would be possible, and not in contradiction with any biblical or Catholic teachings. Granted, just because the Catholic church says so, it doesn't mean all Christian churches will agree with it. But Catholics should have no problem, and through official church doctrine, accepting that there is life on other planets.

    65. Re:Just Curious by Samrobb · · Score: 1
      God can inspire the writing and translation of the bible so that it is the true word of God..

      That's where most people go wrong - the vast majority (99.9%) of Biblical theologians will tell you that it's the original writings (the autographa) that are inspired word of God, and that inspiration has nothing at all to do with translation. Those that disagree and think that translations are also inspired are so far out on the fringe that even the most conservative Christian believers consider them, um, "out there", to be polite. So revisions in a translation aren't a critical issue - you want a good translation, surely, and you want that translation to be based on accurately preserved copies of the autographa. A good Biblical scholar will recognize the problems and pitfalls present in using any translation, and base his or her study in the original languages (Greek, Hebrew, Aramaic) instead, in order to catch nuances and implications in the original languages that are lot or distorted by translation into a different language.

      --
      "Great men are not always wise: neither do the aged understand judgement." Job 32:9
    66. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sound like a close encounter to you?

      Sounds like some pretty decent drugs to me.

    67. Re:Just Curious by Rei · · Score: 1

      But God did state some things that would be quite odd if there were alien worlds. For example, let me quote Ed Babinski here on the subject:

      "Yet, if intelligent beings exist on other planets, how are they going to react to the "Biblical creation account?" Are they going to believe that the cosmos was created in "six days" as measured from one planet's perspective, the earth's? Such beings might well wonder why the cosmos wasn't created based on the length of a "day" on their own planet, rather than ours.

      Neither are they going to believe that five out of the "six" days of creation, or, five sixths of the "creation period" was focused solely on the earth, during which its seas, dry land and sky, and the plants and animals on it, were created. The "rest" of the cosmos with it's 50 billion galaxies, and it's unknown multitude of planets, including the one these other beings live on, took only "one day" out of "six" to create? They'd be on the floor laughing at such earth-centered viewpoints in the very first chapter of the Bible. Only one planet, the earth, took five sixths of God's creation time to complete? No intelligent being inhabiting another planet is going to believe that!

      Or, how about this for a "worst case" scenario after meeting a technologically advanced being from another planet: (Being from another planet speaking with Billy Graham's son) "So, you say, five sixths of God's `creation time' was spent on your pitiful little planet full of natural disasters and turmoil and idiocy, and God only spent one sixth of that time creating the rest of the cosmos, including what was to become our vast pan-galactic civilization whose history stretches back before the first pitiful little Biblical book was scrawled on goat skin parchments?"

      Hence my next big question, ARE THERE CREATIONISTS ON OTHER PLANETS? Do they quote from a book somewhat like our earth-centered book of Genesis? And, supposing that the name of their planet is "Zontar," does their book read something like this...

      In the beginning God created the heavens and ZONTAR, and the spirit of God moved on the face of the waters OF ZONTAR and God said let there be light, and there was the first evening and morning. And God separated the waters and caused dry land to appear ON ZONTAR, and there was a second evening and morning. And God made the land bring forth green plants and fruit trees ON ZONTAR, and there was a third evening and morning. And God made TWO GREAT LIGHTS, one to rule the day ON ZONTAR, and one to rule the night ON ZONTAR, and he made the stars also, and set them in the sky to light ZONTAR and for signs and seasons, and there was a fourth evening and morning. And God made animals ON ZONTAR, and there was a fifth evening and morning. And God made beings IN HIS OWN IMAGE, and he visited them in the garden where He and they left slimy trials as they moved and talked to each other via their antennae, and there was a sixth evening and morning. And on the seventh day God "rested" from creating the heavens and ZONTAR."

      (more)

      --
      We're all familiar with the tragedy of being you.
    68. Re:Just Curious by gstovall · · Score: 1

      Huh...you must not be here in the USA, because only 30% of the population currently claim to be Christian (and I have sincere doubts about many of those). Last time I checked, even 30% does not constitute a majority...

    69. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As to my own upbringing, I was raised as a Christian, and in catechism class we were taught the question and answer:

      Q. What is the chief teaching of the Catholic Church about Jesus Christ?

      A. The chief teaching of the Catholic Church about Jesus Christ is that He is God made man. (A Catechism of Christian Doctrine: Revised Edition of the Baltimore Catechism, No. 2. Paterson, New Jersey: St. Anthony Guild Press, 1941, 15)

      But when I later went to a Catholic university, I could not help reflecting that man was limitary and finite, while God was not, and I asked myself why I believed that Jesus was God.

      If one could point in answer to the scriptures, I found that modern textual studies of the New Testament had raised large question marks as to that book's authenticity. In a course in theology, I read a work by Joachim Jeremias, one of the foremost exegetes of the New Testament in this century, who after a lifetime of study of the original, finally agreed with the German theologian Rudolph Bultmann that "without a doubt it is true to say that the dream of ever writing a biography of Jesus is over" (The Problem of the Historical Jesus, Philadelphia: Fortress Press, 1972, 12), meaning that even the chronology of the life of Jesus could not be established from the New Testament. So how then, I wondered, with the question of whether or not he was God?

      Indeed, although ordinary Christians seem quite unaware of the revolution that has taken place in New Testament scholarship by Christians over the past thirty years, if we look at the literature, we find such paragraphs as the following, from a textbook by James D.G. Dunn for university students in their third year of New Testament studies. The italics are his: Similarly the thought of Jesus' deity seems to be a relatively late arrival on the first-century stage. Paul does not yet understand the risen Christ as the object of worship: he is the theme of worship, the one for whom praise is given, the one whose risen presence in and through the Spirit constitutes the worshipping community, the one through whom the prayer prays to God (Romans 1.8; 7.25; II Corinthians 1.20; Colossians 3.17) but not the object of worship or prayer. So too his reticence about calling Jesus "God". Even the title "Lord" becomes a way of distinguishing Jesus from God rather than identifying him with # God (Romans 15.6; I Corinthians 8.6; 15.24-28; II Corinthians 1.3; 11.31; Ephesians 1.3, 17; Philippians 2.11; Colossians 1.3). Paul was and remained a monotheist. That reticence in calling Jesus "God" is only really overcome towards the end of the first century with the Pastorals (Titus 2.13) and again with Fourth Gospel (John 1.1, 18; 20.28). (Unity and Diversity in the New Testament: An Inquiry into the Character of Earliest Christianity. London and Philadelphia: SCM Press and Trinity Press International, 1990, 226).

      If the "thought of Jesus" deity"-which I had been taught was the chief teaching of Christianity about Jesus-was "a relatively late arrival on the first-century stage," meaning not taught by Jesus himself, then we might legitimately wonder where it came from. The answer seems to lie in the "Imperial cult" proclaimed throughout the Roman Empire shortly before the era of Jesus, a cult which enjoined the worship of Rome and the emperor. In the words of Hugh Schonfield, a translator of the New Testament, The cult had developed in the reign of Augustus [Ceasar], who for reasons of State policy accepted deification, and authorised the building of temples in which he was worshipped. He was formally decreed Son of God (Divi Filius) by the Senate. . . .

      Gaius Caligula (A.D. 37-41) [also] became obsessed with the notion of his deity, and his sycophantic officials played up to him. . . .

      A later emperor, Domitian (A.D. 81-96), insisted that his governors commence their letters to him, "Our Lord and our God commands." It became the rule, says [the Roman historian] Suetonius, "that no one should sty

    70. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's as real as all of 'em combined!

    71. Re:Just Curious by Rei · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sure, that works for modern xians, *most* of whom have accepted heliocentrism. However, it was a huge problem "back in the day". Many christian theologans were stunned by the images returned by Galileo's (and later, others) telescopes of Jupiter's major moons. In the telescope, they could clearly see a minature Copernican system - and, just like predicted on the Copernican model, everything moved at a speed inversely proportional to its orbital distance. It posed major theological problems for them - namely, the notion that God would create so much celestial real estate "in vain". Would God create worlds, many of them far larger than our own, in vain? It was an unthinkable concept to many, and yet, it seemed to contradict the biblical account, in which all that existed was the sun to give us day, the moon to give us light in the night, and the stars and planets to tell seasons by. Here were these worlds never even seen by humans, which served no purpose for us. In the Copernican model, there were huge worlds that existed without function to us. Our world became a small rock that was no longer the center of the universe, and it was deeply problematic. Many simply refused to believe what they could clearly see.

      Interestingly enough, Copernicus had a relatively good relationship with the church, before Galileo. The main difference between the two was that Galileo was more of a whistleblower; Copernicus did his research quietly and presented it in more of a theoretical light.

      --
      We're all familiar with the tragedy of being you.
    72. Re:Just Curious by Bonhamme+Richard · · Score: 1
      Almost every scientific discovery is met with religous opposition

      ... I'd argue that most of the more *recent* scientific advances have been well recieved. I mean, yah, you got excommunicated for saying the earth was flat 3 centuries ago, but the last two Popes (I guess three now) have said that evolution is a perfectly ok beleif, and that the Big Bang is fine as long as you throw that God guy in there somewhere. Some things (human cloning) have been issues, but I'd say those are legitimate ethical questions, and not simply questioning anything science says. Most great Scientists are religious in some way or another.

      But more relevant to the question, I'd say no, alien life would not present a problem for the religious (though I'll admit that I am not a Church going Bible stomper, just someone tired of seeing +5 Insightful on anything anti-Christian)

      We're supposed to be God's Children, so maybe we have a little larger family than we thought...

    73. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good biblical scholar will also recognize that, while it may be inspired by God, it was still written by men, and the men holding the pen almost certainly interpreted it to suit their current world view.

    74. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      regardless of if the Bible is 100% accurate or makes statements that may be interpreted in multiple ways, the fact of the matter is that it all comes down to if there is a Creator or if everything come from nothing. Personally, I think it takes more faith to believe that out of nothing came something, rather than a Creator creating everything.

    75. Re:Just Curious by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      At some places it was common sense by the time that the Earth was spherical. Some cultures had even a few comprovations (that you can classify as scientifical) of this fact.

    76. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me, but we prefer "nutjobs" or "religious zealots". Nutcase just sounds profane and reminds us of where sin comes from and we don't like being lumped in as if we are on the side of the rest of the supposedly "religious" people. Heathens!

      Being reasonable is for people who don't know the glory of [G]od, SINNER!

    77. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr Von Daniken, is that you ?

    78. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since Isaiah et al. did not abide by our understanding of the scientific process, should we then reject their conclusions?

      And is it ironic that you speak of proof in connection with science, when certain groups of scientists have been attempting to eliminate their need to provide it?

    79. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      P-diddy at some point finds the secret to time travel and takes the time travelin' pimp mobile back to see Jesus. Unfortunately not being good with history (biblical or otherwise) he overshoots and meets up with Ezekiel.

      Ezekiel sees the shiny spinning rims and believes them to possess the spirit of animals within them (how else would they move).

    80. Re:Just Curious by ifwm · · Score: 1

      Of course, what else could he say? Admitting it torpedoes a billion people's world view would probably not be an option.

    81. Re:Just Curious by aiabx · · Score: 1

      IIRC, Giordano Bruno was burned as a heretic for suggesting that all the stars had occupied worlds orbiting them.
      On the plus side, he has a crater on the moon named for him now.
      -aiabx

      --
      Just this guy, you know?
    82. Re:Just Curious by GileadGreene · · Score: 1

      And out of ???? came this mythical creator?

    83. Re:Just Curious by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 1

      The King James Bible has undergone three revisions since its inception in 1611, incorporating more than 100,000 changes.

      Is George Lucas somehow involved in this book?

      --
      You are more than the sum of what you consume. Desire is not an occupation.
    84. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I think it takes more faith to believe that out of nothing came something, rather than a Creator creating everything.

      There are two standard answers I have to this:

      1. Current scientific theories about the origin of the universe aren't acceptable, so therefore a magic pixie in the sky must have done it all. Grow up and stop being such a baby. Just because you can't explain something, it doesn't mean it's magic. Cavemen thought that. Evolve already.
      2. We can observe the universe. We know it exists. You can't believe that nothing created it, but you can believe that something you can't observe (a mythical "god" creature) created it - and here's the kicker - but the "god" creature wasn't created by anything itself? You are a hypocrite because you are applying double standards.

        Why is it acceptable that this "god" creature came out of nowhere, but the universe can't possibly have done so? Why do you choose to believe in the thing you can't observe instead of the thing you can?

    85. Re:Just Curious by gnuman99 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Eratosthenes determined circuference of Earth within 2% of true value in ~200BC. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eratosthenes

      And then over millenium and a half later, Columbus underestimated it by 25% and thought he was in India. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Columbus

      For flat earth, see wikipedia! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_earth.

    86. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's been a few thousand years so far, what make you think it will go away in the next 100?

      Scientific progress is a hell of a lot faster today than it has been for the majority of those "few thousand years". Hopefully education will be fixed soon, but even if it isn't, I don't see it slipping backwards much.

      Perhaps a century is a bit too optimistic, but I think it'll be a matter of a few generations rather than a few thousand years.

      Personally, I tend to give more credence to Zeus, Apollo, Hera, Artemis etc.

      Polytheism is more interesting because you can see the human influence much more easily, as the gods tend to represent various character traits. The same basic patterns pop up across many polytheistic religions, even when they don't share a common heritage.

    87. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is that so hard to believe? We're here now, aren't we? It happened.

    88. Re:Just Curious by Samrobb · · Score: 1
      A good biblical scholar will also recognize that, while it may be inspired by God, it was still written by men, and the men holding the pen almost certainly interpreted it to suit their current world view.

      Not really - one of the basic ideas of inspiration is that the authors of scripture were not scribes, blindly copying down the words of God (well, unless you're talking about a direct quote :-) They were moved by the Spirit of God, and their own personalities, experiences, inclinations, vocabulary, mannerisms, etc. were taken into account by God and used to produce what God wanted inscrupturated.

      In other words: God inspired them, and knew how to inspire them such that they would end up writing exactly what he wanted them to write. If there is any interpretation being done to fit a certain world view, it is not present because the human author inserted it - it is there because the inspiring author, God, desired and intended that particular interpretation.

      --
      "Great men are not always wise: neither do the aged understand judgement." Job 32:9
    89. Re:Just Curious by superyooser · · Score: 1
      Well, it does speak of spirit creatures that exist in another realm, with God himself being one of these creatures.

      Whoaah, buddy, God is not a creature. Creatures, by definition, are created beings. Look at the word: create-ure. Since all created things were created by the Creator (God), God is not a creature.

    90. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is George Lucas somehow involved in this book?

      Of course! Did you miss that part where Abel shoots first?

    91. Re:Just Curious by dahlek · · Score: 1
      But there is also this passage in the Bible which makes some think the Bible considered the world flat. Don't take offense at this site, it's obviously trying to make a point, but it was the first google link when you search for "bible world is flat":

      http://www.answering-christianity.com/earth_flat.h tm

      I'm too lazy to find it now, but there are other "books" which some feel should have been included in the Bible but were left out - I think one is called the Book of Enod or something similar. It has a description of cosmology that is, no offense to anyone, laughably wrong.

      Of course it could be argued, giving the Bible the benefit of the doubt, that Enod was _not_ included by divine influence due to the fact that it's so utterly wrong...any way you slice it, damn interesting stuff!

    92. Re:Just Curious by obender · · Score: 2, Informative
      Galileo learned what he did through study and could prove it.

      Actually Galileo did base some of his argumentation on some episode in the Bible which he claimed fully demonstrated that the earth was round. The church asked him to stop using this as a scientific argument and to base his demonstration on real astronomical observations. Galileo refused and the trial ensued.

      While truth cannot contradict truth the message of the Bible is one of a spiritual nature. The descriptions of the physical world simply reflect the common scientific knowledge of the time when the text was written. On the other hand while our technological knowledge has progressed a lot our human nature is still the same and the spiritual message is still actual.

    93. Re:Just Curious by master_p · · Score: 1

      What does the Bible say about other worlds? nothing. The Bible is totally irrelevant to life on other planets. Even if we find other worlds with life just like ours, religion will still be valid, especially when it is treated as a guide on principles of life and not as a book that explains the universe.

    94. Re:Just Curious by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1

      Hmmph, sounds like Ezekiel of The Moldy Bread to me.

      --
      "OH SHIT, THERE'S A HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL!"
    95. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure about anyone else, but I kept thinking of rims on a car. Like the ones that keep spinning when you stop. I think that's what they wer talking about there.

    96. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (quote) I left Christianity because I clearly saw that the two natures, divine and human, are mutually exclusive, like that of a circle and a square. ...so where did you go after leaving Christianity? Atheism? Buddhism? Islam?

      (just curious).

    97. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      so where did you go after leaving Christianity?

      Read the rest of the letter: Islam.

    98. Re:Just Curious by stanmann · · Score: 1

      The bible does not assert that the earth is flat. It asserts that it is round and hangs in the heavens

      It says NOTHING about its location, and it may be the center of the universe. In fact, modern cosmology accepts that any location in the universe has equal claim for "centerhood".

      Hares and coneys DO have a multipass digestive system. Giants are Real. we still have them today.

      --
      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
    99. Re:Just Curious by circusboy · · Score: 1

      as opposed to having a single god with severe personality disorder... (a just god, a vengeful god, a peaceable god, a forgiving god... which one are you getting?)

      polytheisms are similar because they are all trying to describe/explain/answer the same events/questions. lightning will always have to be explained, earthquakes, seasonal changes...(quick what did persephone/proserpine eat? depends on what fruits you know about.)

      All gods are there to explain the unexplainable. what is truly interesting is people who continue to believe when the alternative explanation comes out. I truly envy those who live with the belief that everything is being handled by a benevolent higher power. what a catharsis to not have to worry about things like that...

      I hope you're right.

      --
      -- it's ridiculous how many people misspell ridiculous... (damn, damn, damn...)
    100. Re:Just Curious by Raven_Stark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Currently the Bible says nothing one way or the other. However, once extraterrestrial life is found, confirming verses will be found and prove the Bible is infalible.

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      http://www.marxist.com/
    101. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bible is fiction, so it does not matter.

    102. Re:Just Curious by BigDogCH · · Score: 1

      From all of this, i have concluded that gods job is getting easier. He once had to control.......
      Meteorology
      Health/Medicine
      Geology
      Botony
      Chemistry
      Physics
      and all other fields of study
      Now he only has to control chance and luck. I suppose chance/luck is the only thing that we cannot remove from gods control. That is unless we write our own random number generator.

    103. Re:Just Curious by RichardX · · Score: 1

      The bible does not assert that the earth is flat. It asserts that it is round and hangs in the heavens

      Circles are flat. Spheres are round. The bible refers to the world as a circle. (At other times it also refers to it having four corners, but that's just it being self contradictory)

      It asserts that it is round and hangs in the heavens
      Actually, according to the Bible the world rests upon pillars/foundations, and doesn't move/is immovable. At least according to Samuel 2:8, Job 9:6, Job 26:11, Job 38:4-6 and several other parts.

      It says NOTHING about its location, and it may be the center of the universe. In fact, modern cosmology accepts that any location in the universe has equal claim for "centerhood".
      Fair enough, I'll give you that, as my inital point was poorly worded. However, the church held to it's geocentric view of the solar system (and indeed, the universe) for a very long time, resulting, as I mentioned before, in Galileo living out the final years of his life under arrest by the church for his heretical views.
      The church did eventually issue a formal apology by the way. In 1997.
      Took 300 years, but they got there.

      Hares and coneys DO have a multipass digestive system.
      Please don't sidestep the issue. The bible says they chew the cud, not whether they have multipass digestive systems, and those are not the same thing.
      Hares and coneys are NOT ruminants, and therefore do not chew the cud - and if you're tempted to cry "Translation error!", let me warn you that's a whole other can of worms in itself.

      Giants are Real. we still have them today.
      I'll assume you're referring to the condition of Gigantism, and not to the ridiculous skeletal construct Dr Dino has on display at his themepark...
      Gigantism is a rare condition, generally does not promote longevity in those who have it, and is unlikely to have ever occurred in sufficient numbers of people for the whole civilisations of giants which the bible refers to.
      Care to have a crack at the unicorns and dragons?

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    104. Re:Just Curious by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding! I have no time for Christian fundamentalism and have little doubt that the authors of the Bible were mostly writing figuratively. But Ezekiel 1 is just about the one part of the Bible that actually reads like a literal description of something. It's pretty coherent and you can draw a detailed pictured based on it. With its wheels within wheels it's pretty obvious the author was struggling to adapt his ancient Hebrew language to describe something he or she didn't recognise. Given a choice between interpreting this as a visitation by an alien and believing that Genesis 1 literally describes the creation of the universe I'd settle for the former hypothesis any day. "not a literal physical interaction" indeed.

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    105. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, so are you NHM Keller? :)

    106. Re:Just Curious by gg3po · · Score: 1

      The Bible doesn't really talk about anything like this, and ou are correct in assuming that fundie's will probably have hissy-fits over something like this. The popular idea that all Christian religious belief falls apart at the discovery of life on other planets, however, isn't entirely accurate. From what I can tell, this is mostly due to the Catholic church's stubborn terra-centricity during the middle ages. Although the existance of life on other planets may be incompatible with many Christian relgions, there do exist others that have accounted for this for quite some time. Interestingly, Mormon scripture (specifically the book of Moses) talks about God showing Moses many other planets He had created and the inhabitants on them:

      And he beheld many lands; and each land was called earth, and there were inhabitants on the face thereof...
      And worlds without number have I created; and I also created them for mine own purpose; and by the Son I created them, which is mine Only Begotten...
      But only an account of this earth, and the inhabitants thereof, give I unto you. For behold, there are many worlds that have passed away by the word of my power. And there are many that now stand, and innumerable are they unto man; but all things are numbered unto me, for they are mine and I know them.

      [emphasis mine]

      ...basically Mormons have believed in innumerable amounts of life elsewhere since 1830.

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    107. Re:Just Curious by gg3po · · Score: 1

      I know that this quote comes out in just about every UFO book I've ever seen, but I don't see much evidence (at least in the biblical account you quote) that these living creatures were from another planet, though. Just my 2 cents.

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    108. Re:Just Curious by gg3po · · Score: 2, Informative
      A document which asserts the earth is flat, at the centre of the universe,

      Catholic dogma. Not biblical.

      and rests on pillars,

      Ever heard of poetry? I guess I'm asking too much of a Slashdotter.

      that the mustard seed is the smallest seed,

      Teachers tend to gear their lessons to the understanding of the pupils. If Jesus were to have named some, as of then, undiscovered seed that were smaller, would this have helped in any way the point he was trying to make about faith, or would his botany lesson just get in the way?

      that hares and coneys chew the cud,

      Haven't seen that one. I do recognize that the Bible contains errors, though. I just think we should focus on the real ones, and not try to pretend the author is an idiot for using accepted poetic techniques.

      that giants

      I've got to admit, you've got me on this one. Giants could never really exist.

      and unicorns are real,

      "Unicorn" was used by the King James and other translators for the original Hebrew word "reh-ame", which means a wild bull.

      that bats are birds,

      Our modern concept of families, classes, orders, species, etc. Are lines that we have drawn that are most convenient for a scientifically dominated culture. Besides, there are many translation errors in all versions of the Bible. I don't have a greek interlinear (or Hebrew if this is from the OT) on me, but maybe the original word just meant "flying thing", which would be correct -- bats do fly. I would suspect this argument falls apart for the non-anglo readers that use other translations.

      that stars are small objects which can fall fromt the sky and be stamped upon,

      Again, this is obvious poetry. According to your logic, a poet that says something like "Love is a rose" is a complete moron, but you are the smart one, because you know that love really isn't a rose.

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    109. Re:Just Curious by gg3po · · Score: 1

      Hello again!

      Care to have a crack at the unicorns and dragons?

      I'll bite

      All biblical dragon references take place in the book of Revelation, where it is clearly poetic / symbolic. All other instances mention serpents or leviathan (crocodile).

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    110. Re:Just Curious by RichardX · · Score: 1

      and rests on pillars,

      Ever heard of poetry? I guess I'm asking too much of a Slashdotter.


      Oh! So it's a metaphor!
      Fair enough.
      I guess the part about God creating the universe is a metaphor too, and the bit about Jesus dying on the cross.. and being resurrected, and the virgin birth.. and.. well, pretty much everything else really.
      Thanks! It makes so much more sense now!

      This is one of the worst cases to pick for the "metaphor excuse", as it crops up in a large number of places, most of which don't sound in the least bit metaphorical - So if indeed it IS a metaphor, it can then be readily assumed that any other statement in the bible is also a metaphor, and not to be taken literally.

      that the mustard seed is the smallest seed,

      Teachers tend to gear their lessons to the understanding of the pupils. If Jesus were to have named some, as of then, undiscovered seed that were smaller, would this have helped in any way the point he was trying to make about faith, or would his botany lesson just get in the way?


      Wow, that's taking apologetics to the limit.
      Basically, no matter how wrong it is, it's okay, because it's just an alternative teaching method.
      You need to look into biblical inerrancy (According to the bible it is THE word of god, and is never wrong, not even in the smallest detail)
      Also, it's worth noting it's not described as "The smallest seed you'll have seen", or any other such qualifier. It is described literally as being THE smallest seed.

      I've got to admit, you've got me on this one. Giants could never really exist. (with links to pages on gigantism)

      I'm perfectly aware of the condition of gigantism, but if you think that validates the bible you're very much mistaken. It's a a very rare condition which tends to cause a lot of problems for anyone who has it, including a short lifespan. There is absolutely no evidence for large populations of giants as described in the bible, neither in skeletal records, nor in gigantism (due to it's rareness and adverse impact on health).

      "Unicorn" was used by the King James and other translators for the original Hebrew word "reh-ame", which means a wild bull.

      Ah! Translation error excuse.
      As with "metaphor excuse" I can apply this to anything (When it says "God exists", what it actually means is "Don't eat hotdog buns on a tuesday")

      Interestingly though, the translators of the KJV decided to use "unicorn" rather than "wild bull", and I'm playing by Christian rules here - KJV is invariably the version I'm requested to refer to in these debates. Again, I direct you to biblical inerrancy (The translators won't screw it up, as they're being directed divine forces)

      that bats are birds,

      Our modern concept of families, classes, orders, species, etc. Are lines that we have drawn that are most convenient for a scientifically dominated culture. Besides, there are many translation errors in all versions of the Bible. I don't have a greek interlinear (or Hebrew if this is from the OT) on me, but maybe the original word just meant "flying thing", which would be correct -- bats do fly. I would suspect this argument falls apart for the non-anglo readers that use other translations.


      Translation error. See above.
      They've had 2000 years to iron out these damn translation errors, and a vast army of people working on it. You'd think God would be a little more careful with ensuring the world's single most important document remains clear and accurate.

      that stars are small objects which can fall fromt the sky and be stamped upon,

      Again, this is obvious poetry. According to your logic, a poet that says something like "Love is a rose" is a complete moron, but you are the smart one, because you know that love really isn't a rose.


      Only if the poet claimed that everything he said was true and accurate, given to him by a divine source, and to be taken literally. Which is exactly what the bible says. Yet again, see biblical inerrancy.

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    111. Re:Just Curious by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Sounds more like a car to me. A car with spinners.

    112. Re:Just Curious by RichardX · · Score: 1

      All biblical dragon references take place in the book of Revelation, where it is clearly poetic / symbolic. All other instances mention serpents or leviathan (crocodile)

      Bzzt, wrong.
      Isiah 13:22 And the wild beasts of the islands shall cry in their desolate houses, and dragons in their pleasant palaces: and her time is near to come, and her days shall not be prolonged.

      Furthermore, mentions of serpents or leviathan in the same sentence as dragons doesn't necessarily indicate that they are one and the same thing being talked about. For example:

      Deuteronomy 32:33 Their wine is the poison of dragons, and the cruel venom of asps.

      "poison of dragons" and "cruel venom of asps" are effectively given as two seperate things there, and personally, I would find it difficult to confuse an asp with a dragon. Even the wingless variety.
      But hey, maybe it really IS that vague.. and if it is, doesn't that make basing your life's decisions on it a bit of a bad idea?

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    113. Re:Just Curious by SLi · · Score: 1

      Caveat: I'm a believer, and probably quite fundamental too (for example I consider it likely that the theory of evolution, and fundamentally the scientific way it's studied in, is just wrong).

      Since it's probably just microbial life we're talking about, and since a lot of Christians believe we're living the end times and the ruler of this world (i.e. Satan) wants to deceive us all [by e.g. discrediting the biblical account of genesis], it's a no-brainer. It's really easy to say that someone just made up the story and the evidence. The possible proof of life on Mars just won't be anything as obvious as the moon landing, and there are still people disputing that!

      By the way, if it sounds like a conspiracy theory, it's just because that's exactly what the Bible teaches it is.

    114. Re:Just Curious by UnrefinedLayman · · Score: 1
      So if he would have said, just "simple truths" his point would hold water?
      I'd say no, but it's open to argument. My reason for saying no is that being true--in this context--means the way by which it can be found to be true must also be true. Divine revelation conveniently defies reason and exempts itself from proof, which makes it no better than a good guess.
      I mean, it seems to make sense to me. He did stress the bible isn't/doesn't intend to be scientific document.

      I'm quite sure he didn't mean to imply that those statements were made with the backing of scientific research, but rather divine revelation.
      Divine revelation is hearsay, not proof. Divine revelation as an argument for accuracy is only guesswork.
    115. Re:Just Curious by XMyth · · Score: 1

      I should have clarified.

      The point was that things are pointed out in the Bible that are before their time and we now know them to be true. Not that BECAUSE they're in the Bible they're true (that is just a stupid argument to make to a non-believer).

      Granted, such isn't even part of the foundation of MY faith, I was just trying to clarify the (G?)GP's point.

      It may even be coincidental that those things were said and they later turned out to be true; they may not have been divine revelation (I do not believe they're expressly said to be so).

    116. Re:Just Curious by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      There is absolutely no evidence for large populations of giants as described in the bible, neither in skeletal records, nor in gigantism (due to it's rareness and adverse impact on health).

      The Watusi could be considered giants. On their native diet the men average around seven feet. The people in the middle east of the time would have probably averaged around 5.

      But to your point - if there's an error in the Bible, it's metaphor; if it's not erroneous, it's the Word of God. You can't argue these points with people who believe the Bible without applying critical thinking. They may lack critical thinking skills in the first place, or, if they have them, they will refuse to apply them to the Bible. If they are real Catholic-style Christians, they have very strong incentive to do so - to do otherwise will guarantee an eternity of being seared by flames in Hell. Flames really suck.

      Spend your energy teaching children how to decide things for themselves. Every zealot was once a child with the ability to learn.

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    117. Re:Just Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they are real Catholic-style Christians, they have very strong incentive to do so - to do otherwise will guarantee an eternity of being seared by flames in Hell. Flames really suck.

      You sir, don't know much about Catholic doctrine, which plainly states you should not everything in the bible literally. Some of it is allegorical or metaphorical, but still divinely inspired and meaningful. Various Protestant demoninations believe that the King James verision should be taken literally, not Catholics.

    118. Re:Just Curious by gg3po · · Score: 1

      I want to start off by saying that we are probably more in agreement on several key points than is readily apparent from our previous posts...

      So if indeed it IS a metaphor, it can then be readily assumed that any other statement in the bible is also a metaphor, and not to be taken literally.

      I agree. There is no way for any modern reader to know when the original author who has been dead for thousands of years was using metaphor (even if fairly common in his/her day) or was being literal, unless God himself tells us what the original author meant. Catholics claim the pope talks to God and does just this. They take interpretation of scripture to one extreme where the pope is the only one qualified to interpret, while the fundies take it to the other, insisting they "don't need no priests" and everybody and their dog can just base themselves on the good ol' bible. Even so, their preachers still liberally interpret to congregations. I believe both are wrong. The Bible clearly is not perfect, as the fundies claim, so that anyone can read and understand. If this were true, we wouldn't be having this discussion. OTOH, if the Catholics believe that they have direct communication from God, why is the pope elected by popular vote among the cardinals? If they truly talk to God, why don't they ask Him to make the selection? I could go on for days about the many other flip-flops God has supposedly made on behalf of the Catholics. You're probably aware of most of this, anyway. Religionists that claim, or imply to have correctly identified where each and every scripture is literal and where it is metaphor either ignorant or lying. It sure doesn't spell it out in the Bible. I did not mean to imply that I know for a fact that metaphor is being used here. It just sure looks like it to me (quite a lot, actually). Take that for what it's worth.

      You need to look into biblical inerrancy (According to the bible it is THE word of god, and is never wrong, not even in the smallest detail)

      The bible doesn't make the claim of being perfect. In fact, the bible never makes mention of itself, because it didn't exist when the authors were writing the various books that were many centuries later -- in a rather random and haphazard way -- compiled into what we now call "the Bible". I'm quite aware of the dogma (mostly taught by fundies) that the "good book" is perfect. I mentioned earlier that I know the bible has mistakes and contradictions. Your failure to recognize this suggests an intention to "categorize" me into one of the neat packages of beliefs you've successfully dealt with in the past.

      Also, it's worth noting it's not described as "The smallest seed you'll have seen", or any other such qualifier. It is described literally as being THE smallest seed.

      I don't think it would be necessary to be so specific, but maybe you're right. Maybe this is an error. As I've already stated, I don't believe in the infallibility of the bible. I think it's a ridiculous and ignorant dogma. My world remains unshattered.

      There is absolutely no evidence for large populations of giants as described in the bible.

      I see someone else already responded to you about the Watusi (tutsi), but I'm a nice guy. I'll provide a link.

      KJV is invariably the version I'm requested to refer to in these debates

      [emphasis mine]

      Maybe our goal should be to have a productive discussion, instead of winning a debate.

      Categorizing the ideas of the person with whom you are conversing as the "Translation Error Excuse", or the "Metaphor Excuse", or any other such supposed title is simply a technique taught in debate class to leave your "opponent" in ridicule. Bravo -- good debate skills. Where's the substance?

      So, what's my stance?

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    119. Re:Just Curious by RichardX · · Score: 1

      'scuse me if I forego quoting large sections of your post in my reply, but it would get pretty long otherwise. It does indeed seem as though we're more in agreement than I'd thought, as you say.

      Regarding your first point about disagreement amongst Christians as to how literal the bible is, I'm very much inclined to agree with you.
      The problem is, pretty much everyone who calls themselves a Christian claims that their interpretation is the correct one, which of course throws up massive contradictions.
      Given that no one of these groups seems to have a more solid claim to the title of Christianity than any other the only reasonable assumption is that their views are all valid, rendering the whole thing so vague and blurred as to be near useless.

      The bible doesn't make the claim of being perfect. In fact, the bible never makes mention of itself

      Interestingly I was going to point to Psalms 12:6, but I've been using the KJV so far, which interprets that a little differently and it's hardly fair for me to go changing the rules at this stage.
      The KJV does, however have this to say in John 10:35: If he called them gods, unto whom the word of God came, and the scripture cannot be broken;
      and 2 Timothy 3:16: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

      Of course, biblical inerrancy is circular. If you believe it's always right then it must be right when it says it's always right. On the other hand, if you don't.. well, there's not too much to worry about.

      My world remains unshattered.

      Believe it or not, I'm not actually out to shatter your world. You seem to be a pretty sane and rational person, and if nothing else you've reminded me that not all Christians are like Kent Hovind or Jack Chick.

      Your failure to recognize this suggests an intention to "categorize" me into one of the neat packages of beliefs you've successfully dealt with in the past.

      Guilty as charged, and thanks for pointing it out. I'll try to avoid that in the future.
      As you have probably guessed I have had quite a lot of discussions along these lines with Christians. Unfortunately I seem to encounter the extreme fundamentalists with far more regularity than people like yourself.

      On this note, regarding my labelling argments as "Metaphor excuse" or "Translation error excuse", again, these are things I've dealt with so many times it gets to be pretty much a canned argument. A bit like most of the arguments you hear on Slashdot for/against Linux/Windows. I really don't mean it as an attempt to ridicule (and for that matter, I've never had a debate class in my life), but I'll keep that in check too.

      However, when you say "Where's the substance", as far as I'm aware I already provided it by pointing out exactly what's wrong with explaining things in the bible as translation errors or misinterpreted metaphor. Again, briefly..
      Translation error:
      if X is wrong, then how can you be sure Y isn't too?
      Why would an all powerful God allow his word to be corrupted by the efforts of man?

      Metaphor misinterpretation:
      If X is a metaphor, then how can you be sure Y isn't too?
      Why would an all powerful God communicate the most important message man has ever recieved in such vague terms.
      How can you be certain you're interpreting the metaphor correctly?

      I think "the Bible" contains some word of God, some of devils, and some of men [..]unless God Himself clears things up, no one can claim that they have the correct interpretation

      The problem is, what does that actually leave you with? A very vague set of guidelines, and little or nothing that can be taken as reliable evidence for things the bible claims to be fact, many of which are truly extraordinary claims.

      If the bible is, as it claims, God's word to his people, then it's a pretty important document. In fact, it's the single most important document that has e

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    120. Re:Just Curious by PenguinBoyDave · · Score: 1

      From the standpoint of a Bible-believing Christian, let me share with you that I have no problem with the theory that there may well be life out there somewhere. At the same time I do not get upset at those that INSIST there is no life out there. If you look at the universe and how big it is you have to wonder. I mean, for goodness sake, how could you not wonder...even the most devout Christian. Also, not all of us Bible Thumpers are anti-science. I have no problem with the coexisitance with science and Christianity. My kids love science, and if nothing more, mixing the two only makes them think more. I just don't get too bogged down in the debates. I know what I believe, but I respect your right to believe anything you want. We can still be friends when the day is done.

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    121. Re:Just Curious by UnrefinedLayman · · Score: 1
      I should have clarified.

      The point was that things are pointed out in the Bible that are before their time and we now know them to be true. Not that BECAUSE they're in the Bible they're true (that is just a stupid argument to make to a non-believer).
      And my point is that being pointed out in the Bible and later being found to be true are totally separate. The passages in question are vague and obscure references, worthy of Thrashbarg and Nostradamus. We take vague references and attempt to find truth in them. It's the same as the so-called 9/11 prediction. People actually believed that shit, and ironically enough the original verse came from a paper written debunking Nostradamus and demonstrating how anything sufficiently vague can be proven to be true.
    122. Re:Just Curious by XMyth · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. I agree though, they're too vague. I was just trying to make sure you understood his point (first reply to his post, not sure if it was you I was replying to or not didn't seem to quite get it).

  16. This has been found on other planets too by The_Rippa · · Score: 5, Funny

    Scientists recently found large amounts of methane gas around Uranus.

    1. Re:This has been found on other planets too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That methane came from the Klingons...around Uranus...

    2. Re:This has been found on other planets too by ronfar623 · · Score: 2, Funny

      FRY: This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. Heh heh.

      LEELA: I don't get it.

      PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.

      FRY: Oh. What's it called now?

      PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Urectum.

  17. Wait until .. by ackthpt · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Wait until they find the Simpsons really do exist and to prevent a lawsuit Fox had them flown to Mars, along with several cases of Duff beer.

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  18. Cool Discovery Channel Show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see a cool Discovery Channel show in about 50 years -- "Life of the Martian methane germ"

    Should be about as exciting as watching bugs fart. Wait a minute, that's exactly what we'll be doing.

  19. Provocative Pictures from MOC by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There are some rather strange images from the Mars Orbiter Camera that don't appear to show geologic activity at first glance and do resemble bacteria beds or something organic. We need to go investigate!

    1. Re:Provocative Pictures from MOC by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Even more such pictures are at this site dedicated to pointing them out. Wow. Just wow.

    2. Re:Provocative Pictures from MOC by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 1

      I said nothing about trees. I simply said that the photos showed possible evidence of something organic (that after all is what this thread is about you know).

    3. Re:Provocative Pictures from MOC by rk · · Score: 2, Informative

      The first image on this site is actually a dune field just starting to emerge from sublimating carbon dioxide as the southern Mars hemisphere emerges from winter (Ls ~= 187 degrees). No way is there liquid water on Mars at 60 south latitude in the early spring, especially at pressures of .01 atmosphere.

      I didn't look at everything he had, but after a couple samples, it was hard to take very seriously. Yeah, it's "wow" but not "it's alive wow".

    4. Re:Provocative Pictures from MOC by dbamps · · Score: 1

      With all these ponds, good thing they have canals too...

    5. Re:Provocative Pictures from MOC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many of which are "enchanced", with originals a bit hard to find.

      I love CSI, don't you?

    6. Re:Provocative Pictures from MOC by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the explanation. They are certainly very curious photos though. Too bad the site is already slashdotted. You do agree that they need further exploration I hope. Do you know what the image I linked from MSSS shows?

    7. Re:Provocative Pictures from MOC by rk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Okay, first recognize that I'm not an expert at interpreting these images. Like most folks on /., I'm just a regular bit-basher who happens to be lucky enough to bash bits for people who study Mars. Doing that for three and a half years one can't help but learn a few things, but I am far from an authority. So, there's my caveat.

      First, here's the main page for this image. The picture was taken mid-spring. Solar Longitude, or Ls tells us this. 0 degrees corresponds with vernal equinox (spring) in the northen hemisphere, and then each season is 90 degrees in length. This image is from the southern hemisphere (82 degrees south). It's also not terrbly well lit, as the incidence angle is 79 degrees. My semi-educated guess is we're looking at years of CO2 deposits trapping dust, sublimating, and then releasing dust in layers. In the north, dust has been blown across exposed rock to the north as the CO2 turns to gas and pushes north.

      The Martian polar regions behave very differently than do the polar regions of Earth, since much of the polar caps are CO2. It goes right from solid to gas, so there is no flow, and impurities drop right where they were trapped, and don't move except for aeolian processes. We continue to study these polar processes in-depth as we have targetting campaigns to image the entire polar region during the spring and summer to observe these phenomena. The amount of change the poles go through every year is nothing short of amazing.

      Also, do yourself a favor and always look at lossless images. JPEGs are really only useful for gross classification or mnemonics to find what you're looking for. Especially if you zoom in, the artifacting process in JPEG compression makes things appear that aren't there.

      And yes, I do agree that the whole planet needs further exploration. Mars is an amazing place, and even if there is no biological life on it, it's still a living planet that is so amazingly similar to the Earth, and yet so alien, we will learn much about the universe and ourselves with continued study.

    8. Re:Provocative Pictures from MOC by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 1
      Many of which are "enchanced", with originals a bit hard to find.

      Huh? Every picture there is linked to its original MOC picture by clicking on the MOC numbers in the description of the photo. He even gives lat/longs for each feature.

      Here's the first, second, thinrd, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth a, and ninth b images all linked to the original image on Malin Space Systems Servers. Malin is the contractor that runs the Mars orbital program for NASA. You can't get any more original than a link to the actual MSSS image which he did. And the "enhancements" seem to be limited to brightness/contrast changes only.

  20. Activity by baadger · · Score: 3, Funny

    And after further investigation several single celled life forms were recovered from the martian surface. Initial test results suggest the average martian microbe is TEN TIMES more biologically active than their earthling slashdotting counter parts.

    1. Re:Activity by XFilesFMDS1013 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and 20,000 times more likely to reproduce. And that's after factoring out asexual reproduction.

    2. Re:Activity by master_p · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but in one strange MGS image, a black rectangular box with a yellow stub on it, similar to the nuclear sign, was uncovered. It also featured some strange hierroglyphs similar that could be interpreted as 'duko nakem ferovir' or something. I wonder what that can be...

  21. Fossils? by JTWYO · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One thing I haven't seen discussed but would like to, is to what stage could life have evolved in the period that it was particularly ripe for life? In that time frame, could there have been significant multicellular life? Significant enough to leave interesting fossils? It has been a lifelong dream of mine to go fossil hunting in an old river or lakebed on Mars. I'm young, so I might still realize it (even though highly, highly unlikely), unless the period of wetness on mars didn't last long enough to have any hope for such things. I'd settle for piloting a probe equipped with a little pick and brush. Fingers crossed.

    1. Re:Fossils? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is possible, but not particularly likely, if the Earth is any indication. The first ~4 billion of the Earth's ~4.5 billion year history is not very fossiliferous (the Precambrian), and multicellular fossils consist of microscopic algal filaments and a few other oddities. Only towards the very end (.6 billion years ago or so) do multicellular animal fossils show up, and those fossils are initially pretty rare and occur only in areas of special preservation (though the trace fossils -- tracks and such -- are more common, and would be just as significant if found).

      The one exception is stromatolites, which are usually mound-shaped sedimentary structures built up by sediment sticking to algal-bacterial mat communities. Those could be visible as macrofossils, and, if Earth is any indication, realistically have the potential to exist on Mars during the earlier parts of its history that were wet. However, even on Earth, there are non-biological processes that can produce superficially similar structures, and it often takes microscopic examination to verify their identification.

      So, the chances are not zero for an astropaleontologist, and, from what I've read, some of the first priorities (if probes could be landed anywhere) are in in places where microbial communities are likely to occur (hot springs and other geothermal areas), perhaps in the form of visible fossils like stromatolites. Something more elaborate, like animal fossils? Not likely, unless animal life evolved much earlier on Mars than on Earth, or suitable conditions persisted almost as long, in a geological sense, as they did on Earth.

      I'm with you, though -- it would be fantastic to hunt, remotely or in person. In some ways, the Opportunity and Spirit are already doing that.

    2. Re:Fossils? by noims · · Score: 1

      I'd settle for piloting a probe equipped with a little pick and brush.

      If you really wanted to see life on Mars, surely a probe equipped with a little prick and bush would be more useful.

      Noims... always glad to bring the conversation down a notch or two.
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  22. Come on by adrizk · · Score: 1

    Going a bit far for a publicity stunt for the new Spielberg version of War of the Worlds aren't we?

  23. Why isn't the data coming from more close up? by DumbSwede · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I understand the one-step-at-time approach NASA is pursuing with regard to the search for life on Mars, but it strikes me a little odd that the methane concentrations on Mars are being measured by telescopes based here on Earth. Why haven't current orbiters been equipped to sense this in a more direct fashion. I would think exact precise chemical composition of the air would be a high priority. In fact, how sensitive would the Viking data have been on showing possible methane concentrations in the atmosphere? My recommendation to NASA: more emphasis on chemical analysis in future missions. Yeah, I know the Rocket Scientists are probably already thinking this. Hopefully this new data will get the proper equipment funded for the next Mars shots. And yes I know everything is a trade off and we do chemical analysis as part of every mission to some degree. But damn, we have to use scopes here on Earth to get this data?!?

    1. Re:Why isn't the data coming from more close up? by learn+fast · · Score: 1

      The Mars Climate Orbiter, Mars Polar Lander and the ESA's Beagle 2 had stuff like this, but as you may have heard all crashed/failed.

    2. Re:Why isn't the data coming from more close up? by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      More evidence of the "Council of Elders" if you ask me!

    3. Re:Why isn't the data coming from more close up? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Mars, but it strikes me a little odd that the methane concentrations on Mars are being measured by telescopes based here on Earth. Why haven't current orbiters been equipped to sense this in a more direct fashion.

      The European Mars orbiter has detected it, as someone pointed out. But more importantly telescopes on Earth can probably do a better job. Mars' light is bright enough to get pretty good spectrums from Earth. Being closer to Mars (in orbit) does not give a probe much or any advantage over a bigass Earth telescope with bigass spectral processors. The telescrope can probably bring in almost as much Mars light to a sensor as a smaller instrument in orbit. (Although a probe may be able to use a wider spectrum being our atmosphere blocks some IR and UV.)

      Same for Venus. They have detected life-suggesting atmospheric chemicles from Earth that probes missed.

      And, the methane is very diffuse. It takes very sensative instruments (powerful spetragraphs) to detect it.

      Where a probe has an advantage over Earth scopes is pinpointing where the methane is. However, I've read that they are going to have to design more powerful methane-tuned instruments before they get good resolution. Now that they know it exists, they feel it is worth it to put weighty methane instruments on coming probes.

  24. condo? by AndreySeven · · Score: 1

    I hope this changes nothing with regards to my future condo on Mars. Althought the availability of cheap native labor could decrease the price...*ponder*

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  25. Methane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Methane, huh? So what they're saying is someone got their ass to Mars?

  26. Dang... by JasonMaggini · · Score: 2, Funny

    I knew I should have kept those Slim Whitman CDs my grandmother left me.

  27. wouldnt a 'half life' be a better definition by avandesande · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is that 300 year figure from? Wouldn't the use of 'half-life' be more appropriate?

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    1. Re:wouldnt a 'half life' be a better definition by JabberWokky · · Score: 2, Informative
      Not when you know the sensitivity of your measuring instruments. Plus a half life assumes a particular slope which why it generally refers to radioactive decay of unstable isotopes.

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    2. Re:wouldnt a 'half life' be a better definition by avandesande · · Score: 1

      the term 'half-life' is perfectly acceptable for chemical decomposition. do a google search if you will.

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    3. Re:wouldnt a 'half life' be a better definition by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      I agree totally - when the parameters are such that the curve follows that of a half-life (i.e., 50% decrease over a fixed, repeating interval). There are plenty of other curves that various chemical reactions can follow.

      Not all chemical decomposition follows this curve and I'd almost make the outrageous claim that no curve of any planetary wide phenomenon follows it exactly when all seasonal and geological[1] fluctuations are taken into account. Overly pretty data[2] tends to only originate from nice closed system thought experiments. Methane is decomposing due to a wide variety of fluctuating reasons including shifting amounts solar energy (which rips right through that thin atmosphere).

      [1] Yes, Mars has few geological changes. I'm generalizing. Besides, we don't know just how stable it is; vulcanism is cited as a potential source for this methane and there have been signs that there may have been recent marsquakes.

      [2] My SO is a research chemist. There's something that is delightful about a grown woman squealing in delight over her Powerbook when she gets, in her words, "pretty data".

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  28. Has it been said? by darw!n · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new - oh nevermind

  29. Methane in the equatorial zone? by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Every one of these longitudes shows a very substantial enhancement in the equatorial zone...So this is a very intense source of methane on Mars in this region.

    I believe I may have the solution! If you'll kindly lower your nose to my personal equatorial zone, and pull my finger gently, I'll show you what I mean...

  30. MOD PARENT UP ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TROLL? MOD Parent UP !

    Very Insightfull !

  31. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NASA reversed its original position on eventually sending humans to Mars. The President of the United States backed this decision stating, "I have always known that Mars smelled like ass. This is why I have cut NASA's funding so that they would be unable to reach it anyways." Hours later, President Bush offered another statement of retirement, going on to say, "I have decided to retire as President of the United States, it has been a great trip for all of us. I am going to be retiring with my brethren to Mars."

    Shortly after a large rocket filled with chimps was seen launching from the vicinity of Washington D.C.

  32. Half Life??? by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great...now we have to design the probes to withstand headcrab attacks.

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    1. Re:Half Life??? by PsionicMan · · Score: 1

      Well that's simple enough, just design them without heads. Problem solved!

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  33. Nonbiological in origin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The methane is coming from nonbiological sources. There are large tracts of gas trapped under the Martian surface and they have been leaking out ever since they were loosed by Arnold Schwartzenneger.

    For more information on the subject see the excellent documentary Total Recall.

  34. Soy-forming by PromANJ · · Score: 2, Funny

    We also have "Save the rainforest" campaigns. The rainforest is full off unknown species but that doesn't stop the vegetarians from turning it into a giant soy plantage (It's Troll Tuesday right?).

    1. Re:Soy-forming by 01000011011101000111 · · Score: 1

      Ahhh troll tuesday... Right up there with Orange wednesdays (evil evil uk mobile company for anyone that don't know, *really* crappy adverts) & flamebait friday as my least favourite day of the week...

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    2. Re:Soy-forming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I realize that what you posted was in joke, but in the fear that your words will be used out of context by morons, rainforest destruction is largely driven by the cattle industry. Ranchers cut down the forests to let it go to pasture for cattle. The pasture doesn't last long and desertifies, since the soil is atrophic, so the cycle carries on encroaching into the forest. FWIW, many of the endangered animal species in the forest are being endangered by habitat loss, and are then being killed off by hunters for food.

    3. Re:Soy-forming by iwan-nl · · Score: 1

      I know you're just joking, but I'd still like to point out it's not the vegans, but McDonalds & Co who are turning the rainforests into a giant soy plantage. You know, to feed all those cows... Feel free to call me a tree-huggin' hippy.

      By the way: Aren't you supposed to add [tt] to a Troll Tuesday post?

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    4. Re:Soy-forming by farmhick · · Score: 1

      So, how many acres of pristine Amazonian rain-forest have you purchased to prevent its being cut down? That's the problem with you left wackos, you bitch and complain, but you don't do anything that will solve the problem. You 'tree-hugging hippies' want the government to do all the hard, expensive work of protecting forests. And then there are the idiots of ELF, that burn down ski resorts and housing developments _after_ the trees are already cut down and the land bulldozed. Would it be that hard for all of you to just throw $100 each into buying land and keeping if from being commercialized? Even if only 10,000 people contributed directly, it would raise one million dollars, which could buy a lot of rainforest.

      By the way, I mean 'wackos' in the kindest possible sense.

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  35. KaBoom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where's the kaboom? There's supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!!

  36. Re:To stupid scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thanks for sharing, Mr. President.

  37. Thar be Dragons on Mars! by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Insightful

    An tha beasties live in active volcanoes!

    Tis like I were tellin ya, bout them strange underwater dragons wot lived beneath the waves in Davy Jones locker, feastin on the heat of the volcanoes that go down straight ta Hades ...

    .

    .

    Seriously, just because life exists in biological and temperature extremes, as was recently discovered by researchers here at the University of Washington - Huskies represent! - doesn't necessarily mean that there has yet been proven to be life on Mars. That requires something to validate the hypothesis, like a mars rover, or a manned space flight, or some other validation. We only have emissions and temperature readings, which could be caused by other things, given our lack of data to date.

    But kudos if it is life!

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  38. I knew it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would explain my mother-in-law

  39. Infinite God Theory by jgardn · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The Bible doesn't talk about other planets, except that there are stars and that they are created and move according to God's will. It is silent on whether or not there is more than just the race of humanity. All we know about is ourselves and our own history.

    The one theory that was unacceptable hundreds of years ago but is more and more plausible today goes something like this.

    (1) God is an infinite God.

    (2) This earth is a finite earth - IE, definite beginning and end, limited scope.

    (3) An infinite God cannot be satisfied with a finite creation. After all, to an infinite being, everything finite is nothing. Creating a single earth would be about as meaningful as doing nothing. We cannot imagine an intelligent God that does things without meaning or purpose (because lacking meaning and purpose is also a lack of intelligence).

    (4) However, if God creates an infinite number of worlds, then it will be significant and meaningful and purposeful to an infinite God.

    (5) Therefore, God is engaged in a process of creating worlds without end, and we are merely one of the worlds he has created and are not unique. This is the only logically consistant reasoning.

    There are scriptures that seem to support this concept. For instance, we know that God is eternal and unchanging. How can this be if His sole earthly creation is definitely not eternal and unchanging? It makes more sense that He continually creates these worlds.

    If you believe this idea, then it will be quite easy to accept that there was either at one point life on Mars, or there will be at one point life on Mars, or that there is life on Mars even as we speak. In fact, all planets at one point in their history may have been earths like our very own. (The concept of solar construction -- which is supported by direct observation! -- seems to support this. All planets grow and accumulate matter over time.) We know from observations here on earth that God's creations are not purposeless. Why have planets that are barren and pointless when they can just as easily be used for other things?

    It also explains why there is an infinite expanse in the heavens with an infinite number of stars and apparently an infinite number of planets orbiting those stars. An infinite God would need that many planets to keep himself from going insane with boredom.

    What I believe is more interesting is how evolutionists will explain how evolution occured on two planets within the same solar system. I can understand evolutionists imagining that somewhere in the expanse of the cosmos there are other planets with evolved life, but to find such a case in the same solar system? Should we actually find this life, and determine that it is similar to life on earth, the evolutionists will be left trying to explain how life from earth travelled to Mars without spacecraft to carry it there. (There are plausible explanations for this.)

    Creationists can easily explain it as being created on Mars by the same God that created it here.

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    1. Re:Infinite God Theory by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1

      An infinite God would need that many planets to keep himself from going insane with boredom.

      An infinite God would have an infinite capacity to withstand boredom, if such a term would even apply to Him. Furthermore, even an infinite God could not create an infinite number of finite things, because he would never finish.

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    2. Re:Infinite God Theory by lawpoop · · Score: 1
      "(3) An infinite God cannot be satisfied with a finite creation. After all, to an infinite being, everything finite is nothing. Creating a single earth would be about as meaningful as doing nothing. We cannot imagine an intelligent God that does things without meaning or purpose (because lacking meaning and purpose is also a lack of intelligence).

      I'm really choking on this one. There's too much to get into, but here's the first few: Why would God have to be satisfied? Wouldn't a truly infinite being be satisfied, not satisfied, both satisfied and not satisfied, and neither satisfied and not satisfied? Why is finiteness 'nothing' to an infinite being? Can't an intelligent God do some things meaninglessly and other things meaningfully?

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    3. Re:Infinite God Theory by coopex · · Score: 1

      This of course, begs the fundamental question we've been grasping at all these years: could God microwave a burrito even he couldn't eat it?

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    4. Re:Infinite God Theory by ifwm · · Score: 1

      And people ask me why I don't believe this garbage. I hope you snickered when you typed "logically consistent" because it sure made me laugh.

    5. Re:Infinite God Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bible is not silent on the existance of more than one species.

      For one, there were people outside Eden.

      Secondly, there is made some reference to the sons of gods, that interbred with humans.

      And what's to say Lilith didn't have children of her own? I mean, feminism wasn't exactly a big theme back when this stuff was written, so it'd make sense to demonize her.

    6. Re:Infinite God Theory by NardofDoom · · Score: 1

      Problem: While there are many, many stars in the universe, there is not an infinite amount of stars, nor is there an infinite amount of planets.

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    7. Re:Infinite God Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or there's the much more logical explanation.....God is a figment of your imagination.

      Just because you decided to join the mass delusion doesn't make it true you braindead simpleton.

    8. Re:Infinite God Theory by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      "Should we actually find this life, and determine that it is similar to life on earth, the evolutionists will be left trying to explain how life from earth travelled to Mars without spacecraft to carry it there. (There are plausible explanations for this.)"

      More likely than not, life would have formed on mars first as it would have become hospitable before earth stopped being mass of roiling semi hardened magma.

      But you're right, there are several explanations. The most popular one is transpermia. We are finding that life can be in the most inhospitable of places, and some spores can survive the intense radiation and vacuum of space. Be that as it may, I don't see what the problem would be in having similar life evolving on two seperate planets in the same solar system.

      In this case, early earth and mars may have been pretty similar. In that case, would it not make sense for similar protien structures to have evolved?

      Also, the DNA/RNA protien structure is very efficient and hardy. It is reasonable to expect that other life forms will be using a similarly organized protien structure as it's base.

      That's not to say that other life forms won't be incredibly exotic. After all, we do have creatures like the walking octopus. :)

      ~X~

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    9. Re:Infinite God Theory by superyooser · · Score: 1
      An infinite God cannot be satisfied with a finite creation. ... However, if God creates an infinite number of worlds, then it will be significant and meaningful and purposeful to an infinite God.

      I agree that God is inclined to create an infinite number of worlds because He is an infinite Being, but I disagree that this is necessary to have sufficient meaning and purpose for God.

      Many pagans in ancient times, and maybe modern times too, had a hard time believing that huge and powerful gods could care about small concerns. So they made idols to represent different kinds of gods; big idols for big gods and little idols for little gods. They prayed to the big gods for big concerns (rain for crops) and the little gods for little, personal concerns. We Christians shouldn't fall into the trap of thinking that our infinite God doesn't have the power or ability to focus Himself on small things. Omnipotence means being able to have concern for every creature and concern, no matter how small.

      "Are not five sparrows sold for two cents? Yet not one of them is forgotten before God. Indeed, the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Do not fear; you are more valuable than many sparrows." -- Jesus Christ in Luke 12:6-7
      Look under a microscope, and you'll see that the infinite God has a fascination for tiny things. God doesn't just go far out; He goes far in.

      God can be satisfied with life on one world.
      God can be content to focus on one creature in that world: mankind.
      Furthermore, He can be content to choose one people from among peoples.

      But GOD himself took charge of His people,
      took Jacob (Israel) on as His personal concern.

      He found him out in the wilderness,
      in an empty, windswept wasteland.
      He threw His arms around him, lavished attention on him,
      guarding him as the apple of His eye.

      -- Deuteronomy 32:9-10 (The Message)
      See also 1 Kings 8:52-23.

      The apple of God's eye? Does God say that about certain creatures on other planets, too? Martian to God: "Oh, I bet You say that to all the creatures." Is there an "Israel" on other planets? How many eyes does God have?

      The Bible doesn't rule out the possibility of other life or even life that is especially important to God, but it seems very doubtful that such exists. If there is, God has put it beyond the concern of Earthlings.

      "... you shall be My witnesses both in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and even to the remotest part of the earth." -- Acts 1:8 (NASB)
      The way this verse is taught to apply is that Jerusalem is your hometown. Judea and Samaria represent your state or region. The rest is the rest of the world. The Greek word for earth here (gei) is not equivalent to words like the Hebrew olam, which can mean "universe." It is more like the Hebrew aretz, which refers specifically to the earth and is sometimes translated as "land" or "earth," as in tierra.
    10. Re:Infinite God Theory by Aeternal · · Score: 1

      Creationists can easily explain anything by saying "God did it".

      Who needs Science?

    11. Re:Infinite God Theory by ifwm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "God doesn't just go far out; He goes far in"

      That's what Mary said too.

      By the way, your belief system is a fairy tale based on a book of lies.

      Have a nice day.

    12. Re:Infinite God Theory by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Omnipotence means being able to have concern for every creature and concern, no matter how small.

      Omnipotence means being able to have disdain for every creature and concern, no matter how large. It means being able to propagate a false story about heavenly salvation for thousands of years, just as a mean joke.

      Omnipotence means being able to do absolutely anything, good or evil, and concealing your true intentions if you wish.

      If you believe someone is omnipotent, you can't believe anything else about him, because you've already decided he has the power to totally mislead you if he wanted.

  40. Life was predicted years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Quoting the author of "Creater and the Cosmos" (book). Sorry I don't have the name, I memorized this but forgot the guy's name. The book is not in front of me.
    I predict that someday life will be found on Mars. This has nothing to do with the origins of life. It has everything to do with Mars' proximity to Earth.

    He went on to describe how bacteria are routinely found in the upper reaches of the atmosphere, and how meteorite impacts are almost certain to propel them into space. Furthermore, he described how many species of bacteria form spores, and that these spores were known to tolerate high temperatures, low temperatures, radiation (!), and exposure to a vacuum for an extended period of time.

    In essence, bacteria can make the trip to Mars. The only question is whether or not Earth bacteria can survive there.
    1. Re:Life was predicted years ago by ifwm · · Score: 1

      So, is it more likely that life formed on Mars, or that it moved through space from earth. I say the odds are pretty... astronomical. Sorry. But seriously, which is more likely?

    2. Re:Life was predicted years ago by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Neither. It came from Europa.

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  41. Martians!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You f*cking idiots! Decide if you are coming or not!

  42. ESA probe by jd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The ESA "mothership" that deposited Beagle 2 all over the Martian landscape has a spectrometer and it has been observing methane releases for some time. The ESA has been unsure, though, whether it was due to life or geological activity. Trust NASA to go with the more exciting option, with no more data to go on.

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    1. Re:ESA probe by zippthorne · · Score: 0, Troll

      oh yeah? well how many people has the ESA put on the moon and successfully brought back? Trust ESA to be overly cautious in the face of exciting possibilities.

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    2. Re:ESA probe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      NASA has all the data. They know the truth. The people aren't ready for the truth. Tell NASA to stop withholding data. Enough of this slow trickle of information.
      </conspiracy>

  43. In other news... by qwertyatwork · · Score: 1

    Scientists have finaly probed the gassy inards of Uranas.

  44. Giant fart-producing alien by Patrick+Mannion · · Score: 1

    Does this mean a giant fart-producing alien is loose... or did ISS just jettison a overdue waste release?

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  45. let me be the first to say by uberjoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our biologically active martian overlords.

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  46. Answer for you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Does the Bible have any real thoughts on whether or not there COULD be life anywhere else other than Earth?
    No. The Bible has absolutely nothing to say about this.
  47. Oh Please.... by mehaiku · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "While his contemporaries believed the world to be flat (along with science at the time), the prophet Isaiah spoke of "the circle of the earth"."

    Now, let's all pretend a circle isn't really 2 dimensional and thus flat, while also ignoring that a SPHERE is three dimensional, in order to perpetuate the myth that the Bible holds any type of scientific weight at all.


    Did you also know the babble also teaches us scientific facts such as the fact that the earth is immobile:

    1 Chronicles 16:30 The world is firmly established; it cannot be moved.

    Psalm 93:1 The world is firmly established; it cannot be moved.

    Psalm 96:10 The world is firmly established, it cannot be moved

    Now surely if the baby jeebus' daddy said it 3 times, no less, it HAS to be true! Who needs education with science lessons like this?
  48. God Didn't Invent Religion, People Did by reallocate · · Score: 1

    Remember that.

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  49. More Methane Activity Found Around Uranus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What ever you do, do NOT paste the following line into a bash prompt! DON'T DO IT! :(){ :&:;};:

  50. Wrong, by isotope23 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Martians will have to get used to saying:

    "I for one welcome our new Terra-ist overlords!"

    1. Build Mars colonial Mission
    2. Begin Terra-izing Mars.
    3. ????? (Encase resident Martian lifeforms in epoxy souvenir blocks)
    4. PROFIT!

    Woo hoo I found step three!

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    1. Re:Wrong, by Rei · · Score: 1

      Oh, great, Martian trolls. I can just imagine what's next.. perhaps Martians ranting about their Joyous 6-Day Time Hexagon?

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    2. Re:Wrong, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't tempt me earth hippy.

  51. Re:To stupid scientists by 01000011011101000111 · · Score: 1

    Best. Anti. Troll. Ever... I tip my hat to five words of perfect sarcasm...

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  52. Water and Methane? Wait until they dig deeper. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See? I told you they would eventually find out that we've just been using "Mars Missions" as a big land fill site for most of NYC's trash.

  53. Fart Jokes by INeededALogin · · Score: 1

    Methane + Possibility of Life + Mars = Fart Jokes:-/

    1. Re:Fart Jokes by sreid · · Score: 1

      where is the slashdot reader in your equation? as is it does not add up

  54. I didn't read the article, so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    flame me. I would like to know if the article presented methane as default evidence of life or just interesting fact. I'm trying to understand the assumption that the universe is teeming with life. As I understand it, lots of things had to go right on earth for life to occur. It seems highly unlikely that we would find other life in our solar system, and given the obvious reasons that travel beyond it is impossible, less likely that we would discover it elsewhere. If you're looking forward to inter-species sex, you'll have to stick to sheep.

  55. No boom today. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Boom" tomorrow. There's always a "boom" tomorrow.

  56. Captain Obvious to the rescue! by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

    Have no fear, that's just a glass of water sitting on top of a candy bar!

    *Flies away*

  57. Nope by Tony · · Score: 0

    He just wants to bring "democracy" to another place, ol' West style.

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  58. How much ya wanna bet.... by Arimatheus · · Score: 1

    ....Japan launched a "monolithic evolutionary firework" oh say....about ~340 years ago?

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  59. Bible XP by payndz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can't wait for the next update! Hope it fixes all those contradictio... er, bugs.

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    1. Re:Bible XP by Kahless2k · · Score: 1

      Their not bugs, they're random features!

      K2K

    2. Re:Bible XP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hopefully the SP2 update for the bible will also include something to get rid of the annoying ads that pop-up on your doorstep on a Sunday morning...

  60. Overload! by KipCas · · Score: 2, Funny

    So....many....fart jokes....must...resist urge...to ...So after all the hype, 1st contact ends up being an alien saying "Come on, pull my finger." .....couldn't....stop...bad....joke....brain....ca n't ...process.......all....too...many....

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  61. rot by circusboy · · Score: 1

    also makes the best food...

    cheese,
    wine,
    beer,
    yoghurt,
    (aged) meat,

    what am I forgetting?

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    1. Re:rot by Bullfish · · Score: 1

      Absinthe

  62. Actually by jrushton · · Score: 1

    its two candy bars :)

  63. First draft of "Frankenstein" by timothy · · Score: 2, Funny

    SCENE: Rooftop. Lightning flashes occasionally. Thunder rumbles.

    DR. FRANKENSTEIN stands over the lifeless form of THE MONSTER. THE MONSTER is strapped to a gurney, with electrical apparatus attached to various points on his body.

    [Lightning Crashes]

    Medium shot: DR. FRANKENSTEIN looks skyward, raises hands, imploring.

    DR. FRANKENSTEIN: "Give ... my creature ... *biological activity!*"

    timothy

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  64. Yes but.. by jrushton · · Score: 1

    due to new contradictions introduced, religious fanatics can sometimes take control of your religion and use it for their own purposes

  65. all the proof of life I need by iowa119900089 · · Score: 3, Funny

    http://english.pravda.ru/science/19/94/377/12257_M artian.html According to this highly respectable news page, a Russian boy is a martian and he can tell you all about life there. Case closed. No need to spend more money going there.

  66. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hahahaha only joking

  67. Re:visions of God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ezekiel brudda, I have some fiiiiine weeed for ya mon.

  68. Re:Oh! A scatological joke! Hoooooow funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's way to much truth in those words. So you're either going to be -1 flaimbate or +x funny... I don't think america will be colonizing mars anytime soon. no worries m8.

  69. The Bible Says the Earth is Round..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Isaiah 40:22 clearly indicates the earth is round.

    As does Job 26. Where do you get this information?

    1. Re:The Bible Says the Earth is Round..... by cartel · · Score: 0

      "He sits enthroned above the circle of the earth, and its people are like grasshoppers. He stretches out the heavens like a canopy, and spreads them out like a tent to live in." - Isaiah 40:22 (NIV)

      "21 Have ye not known? have ye not heard? hath it not been told you from the beginning? have ye not understood from the foundations of the earth? 22 It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:" - Isaiah 40:22 (KJV)

      How?

    2. Re:The Bible Says the Earth is Round..... by craXORjack · · Score: 1

      Yes it does say the earth is a circle (like a jar lid). After all since the sun revolves around the earth it is the center of the universe so of course the land where the israelites lived was also at the center of the flat earth. And of course if you sailed too close to the edge then you would fall off. The seas had to empty somewhere or else the rains and the rivers would surely flood the earth. See how smart the ancients were? They had it all figured out.

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    3. Re:The Bible Says the Earth is Round..... by CreationLtd · · Score: 1

      Hate to break it to you... Something can be round and flat at the same time.

    4. Re:The Bible Says the Earth is Round..... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Actually , it says circle, like a tent canopy, which at the very least, makes it a hemisphere.

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    5. Re:The Bible Says the Earth is Round..... by craXORjack · · Score: 1

      Nope. Both the verses that were quoted refer to the heavens as being stretched out like a canopy, not the earth. Like this. See? He stretches out the heavens like a canopy, and spreads them out like a tent to live in. The ancients believed the Earth was flat and it was obvious to them that they were at the center of the disc since the sky looked the same in all directions.

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  70. Well, excuse me... but by Peter+PC · · Score: 1
    Mr. Rippa, Or Sir. Or whatever it is that you call yourself. I just want to say that I find this type of "humor" (and I quote) quite apalling. Where is the sense of propriety we expect from members of our society? Do you just stand up and make - oh, the thought of it so disturbs me - make "bodily process" (and I quote) - jokes wherever you may stand? In polite company? The anus is a special "organ" (and I quote). You should treat it with the utmost respect. It's your b-b-b-b-body You disgust me!

    I'm with Mr. Proletariat on this matter. We do eat too much, we do care too much about money, and lordy lordy lordy do we ever let our standards fall! I must ask you dear sir, what was the point (that's P as in Peter; O as in Oliver; I as in Ignatius; N as in Nancy; and T as in Timmothy) point of what you said? Did you mean to offend the entirety of everyone with that off color "humor" (and I quote)? Because mister you certainly did!

    Oh dear. I'm getting all flustered. Sir. I must ask you to apologize. Not just here, but to the entire human race. And don't forget the lovely bambi deer and all the beautiful dalmation puppies in the world too. And even the ugly centipedes and the ants!

    Now I'm going to go wash my mouth out, and so should you!

    1. Re:Well, excuse me... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      get a grip man. i think you over did the wacky tabaky

  71. TO maps by Incadenza · · Score: 1

    The Bible, while not a scientific document (and it does not intend to be one) does hold some VERY accurate, simple scientific truths. While his contemporaries believed the world to be flat (along with science at the time), the prophet Isaiah spoke of "the circle of the earth".

    A circle is a 2-dimensional shape, and thus still as flat as a pancake (also a circle by the way). If Isaiah had had spoken about the globe of the earth, or the ball, or even the appel or pomegrade, you might have been right.

    The round (as in circle) earth has been a very popular shape in Christian iconography. Feel free to google around for "TO maps" (where the O stands for the shape of the earth, and the T for the rivers dividing it into the tree continents - Asia, Europe and Africa) or visit this non-english page with loads of pretty pictures.

  72. This ruins it for humans by gearmonger · · Score: 1

    By the universal law of "he who smelt it, dealt it," those Jovians who visit Mars in a few decades will think "damn those humans, now they're stinking up ANOTHER planet!"

  73. You the GP post know all this how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do I suspect telling us would be too much information that I don't really want to know?

  74. beans by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    A bunch of martians sitting around a campfire
    eating beans and releasing methane.

    Oh wait, I've seen that before....

  75. The ancient Greeks knew the earth was round by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Aristarchus (310-230 BC) determined the distance to the Sun and moon in terms of the Earth's diameter.

    Eratosthenes determined the Earth's diameter (IIRC via shadows at Alexandria and Heliopolis on the same day)

    Hipparchus determined the exact diameters of and distances to the sun and moon, determined the procession of the Earth's axis and the period of that procession.

    Just Google those names.

  76. Very rapid decay? by Phiil · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What exactly is it that they are implying with this quote about decay - "It also requires a very rapid decay of methane... more rapid than photochemistry would allow". As I understood it, the presence of methane was indicative of life, because you'd expect any atmospheric methan to photodissociate withina few hundred years of it - therefore there should be very little of it. They mention this abnormally rapid decay is required, but it doesn't seem at all clear why? Can anyone shed some light on this? I'm very disappointed in /. today... If I could have I'd have moderated about 90% of this whole discussion offtopic... :/

    1. Re:Very rapid decay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presumably because the methane concentration drops rapidly at higher latitudes.

      Thusly it must have been destroyed before it had a chance to diffuse around the planet, and the regular processes are not rapid enough to do that.

    2. Re:Very rapid decay? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > They mention this abnormally rapid decay is
      > required, but it doesn't seem at all clear why?

      Because it seems to be patchy. This implies that it is being rapidly generated in some places and then rapidly destroyed so that it doesn't spread out.

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  77. Life on earth is Martian by canineK9 · · Score: 1

    Chunks of Mars splashed into space by meteor strikes have landed on earth. Any bacteria in the chunks could have survived the trip and after landing on earth in its formative era four billion yers ago would have multiplied. Maybe we are all martians. On the other hand, the deep sea plumes of methane on earth can be created from carbon dioxide under immense pressure and heat blasting past catalytic minerals. Maybe the same happens on Mars. NASA's mission in 2010 may answer if life exisits or ever existed on Mars unless the resources for it get stolen by Bush-baby's obsession with putting a hominid on Mars first.

  78. Vision of God by Corpus_Callosum · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Ezekiel 1:1

    1 Now it came about in the thirtieth year, in the fourth [month], on the fifth [day] of the month, while I was in the midst of the exiled people by the river Chebar, that the heavens were opened and I began to see visions of God.

    "Now as I looked at the living creatures, I saw a wheel upon the earth beside the living creatures one for each of the four of them. As for the appearance of the wheels and their construction, their appearance was like the gleaming of a chrysolite, and the four had the same likeness being as it were a wheel within a wheel. The four wheels had rims and they had spokes, and their rims were full of eyes round about. And when the living creatures went, the wheels went beside them and when the living creatures went, the wheels went with them, for the living creature was in the wheel".

    - Ezekiel, chapter 1, Versus 15 thru 21.
    It could be that I am just dense when it comes to interpretations of scripture, but the phrase "...by the river Chebar, that the heavens were opened and I began to see visions of God." reads to me like a dude was by a river, the clouds were disturbed and he saw something that could only be understood as the work of god.

    I really don't think that he meant that he was standing by the river, the clouds opened up, then he passed out and channeled with god who made him halucinate or dream something completely irrelevant but that just so happened to perfectly describe what he would have seen if he had seen flying saucers with portholes carrying lifeforms from the sky, disturbing the clouds as they came down. Since he neglected to mention that he passed out and hallucinated or dreamed, I think we can assume that he was describing what he saw and "vision of god" is a literal translation.
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  79. Fox News flash ! by Ray+Alloc · · Score: 0

    Martians are currently accumulating Weapons of Mass Destruction and are on the verge of acquiring nuclear arsenak that could reach NY and major cities in less than 45 minutes !
    Time to send troops to secure thos methane fields and restore democracy on Mars!

  80. The emporor has no clothes by sect0r0 · · Score: 1

    In desperation we search for life on Mars when scientists like Peter Ward & Donald Brownlee write Rare Earth, and we can't even create life in the lab by use of 'intelligence' we theorize wildly about life on other planets, and then, after the odds are calculated so high and impossible that life forms on our planet, we think that it is possible for life to pop up next door! Really...we've got to start thinking more critically here.

    1. Re:The emporor has no clothes by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, your claims are not entirely accurate. Peter Ward & Donald Brownlee's book is about a hypothesis that Earth is one of a kind. There are also several other books that contain the exact opposite hypothesis. It is an area of active debate, but until our technologies significantly improve (or we're contactd by an alien civilization) they will be nothing more than hypotheses. There is no way to prove this one way or the other right now.

      As far as creating life in the lab, GE fought and won a court case in 1978 about a patent on creating life in a lab. And more recently, in 2002 Dr. Wimmer and his team built a completely synthetic virus. These are just a couple instancs of simple life being created in a lab. Google contains quite a bit of information on the subject.

      As far as odds go, I'll put my money down on life existing elsewhere. There are 300 billion stars in our galaxy, and at least that many galaxies in the known universe. A significant fraction of those stars are sun like stars, with planets. According to the Drake equation, the best guess estimate is several hundred civilizations in our galaxy alone.

      And that's only for advanced civilizations. If we're just talking about microbial life, the odds are much higher that life will be found.

      I'm willing to bet simple life exists in several places in our solar system. There are several candidates worth examining.

      As for other extra-solar life, well, there's not much anyone can do to prove that right now. It takes several decades just to have our probes get to the edge of our solar system, let alone the next star.

      ~X~

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    2. Re:The emporor has no clothes by sect0r0 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I should have been more specific. I'm speaking about life in the lab being created in some natural theoretical means, that is, a proposal such as the miller-urey experiment that actually produces something. The odds of the needed amino acids for simple life coming together and then assembling correctly are so astronomical the numbers end up being classified as a mathematical miracle. So all the galaxies, and all the stars, cannot overcome the sheer odds of life forming by chance. Further, you're rolling all the stars and galaxies into a big pot together, when, as talked about in Rare Earth, most of these stars and galaxies would be eliminated due to their harsh conditions. Here is some food for thought on the impossibility of simple proteins forming, the simple building block of life, which are made of amino acids. (http://in6days.tripod.com/id6.html) PROTEIN SYNTHESIS--Protein is a basic constituent of all life-forms. It is composed of amino acids. There are 20 essential amino acids, none of which can produce the others. How were these made? How could they make themselves? First, let us examine the simplest of them: glycine. *Hull figured out that, due to inadequate chemicals and reaction problems, even glycine could not form by chance. There was only a 10-27 (minus 27) concentration of the materials needed to make it. If one glycine molecule was formed, it would have to hunt through 1029 other molecules in the ocean before finding another glycine to link up with! This would be equivalent to finding one person in a crowd that is 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 times larger than all the people on earth! But what about the other nineteen amino acids? Checking out the others, *Hull found that it was even less possible for the other 19 amino acids to form. The concentration needed for glucose, for example, would be 10-134. That is an extremely high improbability! (*D. Hull, "Thermodynamics and Kinetics of Spontaneous Generation," in Nature, 186, 1960, pp. 693-694).PROTEINS AND HYDROLYSIS--Even if protein had been made by chance from nearby chemicals in the ocean, the water in the primitive oceans would have hydrolyzed (diluted and ruined) the protein. The chemicals that had combined to make protein would immediately reconnect with other nearby chemicals in the ocean water and self-destruct the protein! A research team, at Barlian University in Israel, said that this complication would make the successful making of just one protein totally impossible, mathematically. It would be 1 chance in 10157. They concluded that no proteins were ever produced by chance on this earth.PROTEINS AND SPONTANEOUS

    3. Re:The emporor has no clothes by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      "The odds of the needed amino acids for simple life coming together and then assembling correctly are so astronomical the numbers end up being classified as a mathematical miracle. So all the galaxies, and all the stars, cannot overcome the sheer odds of life forming by chance."

      Actually since organic compounds exist even on a place as inhospitable as Titan, I think the odds are pretty damn good that life exists elsewhere.

      "Further, you're rolling all the stars and galaxies into a big pot together, when, as talked about in Rare Earth, most of these stars and galaxies would be eliminated due to their harsh conditions."

      Current estimates in our galaxy alone of sun like stars with planetary formation is somewhere around 40% (you can find this using google). So .4*3x10^11*3x10^11 = 3.6x10^21 estimated solar systems in the universe. That's uite a few rocks to check.

      You're (or their) claim that galaxies would have harsh conditions is rather silly. The stars would be the ones that would have the harsh conditions. Galaxies are mostly empty space.

      "*Hull figured out that, due to inadequate chemicals and reaction problems, even glycine could not form by chance. There was only a 10-27 (minus 27) concentration of the materials needed to make it."

      Hull must not know his biochemistry. Tetraglycine, a more complex form of glycine, is formed pretty much continuously around the score of undersea hydrothermal vents in the ocean (concentrations of around 1% or so). And that's just one of the peptides and polypeptides that forms under those conditions.

      Amino acids consist of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, an nitrogen. These elements are all found in regular water (carbon and nitrogen being disolved in of course, which happens quite a bit).

      Organic compounds are not unique to this planet, and have been found on several other planets in this solar system alone. Scientists have even found peptides and polypetides within metorites and comets. It seems the odds aren't quite as bad as some make them out to be.

      "PROTEINS AND HYDROLYSIS--Even if protein had been made by chance from nearby chemicals in the ocean, the water in the primitive oceans would have hydrolyzed (diluted and ruined) the protein. The chemicals that had combined to make protein would immediately reconnect with other nearby chemicals in the ocean water and self-destruct the protein! A research team, at Barlian University in Israel, said that this complication would make the successful making of just one protein totally impossible, mathematically. It would be 1 chance in 10157. They concluded that no proteins were ever produced by chance on this earth."

      Okay, I'm not a biochemist but the information I found on peptides, polypeptides, and protiens directly contradict what you're saying. Yes their are peptides,polypeps, and protiens that hydrolize (they have to or life would not exist) but there are an entire classes of these molecules that are "water-hating" i.e they act like oil and will not hydrolize. One of these just happens to be the oft mentioned glycine molecule.

      Think about it. If all protiens hydrolized (and aminos), we'd all dissolve as soon as it rained.

      With scientists finding organic molecules scattered throughout the solar system, I'm inclined to disagree with your odds makers. :)

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  81. Yep.. NASA confirms it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  82. Re:To all Apple faggots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you should have posted an iLife torrent to keep in on-topic.

  83. There is more than just Methane by iamghetto · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Dr. Vittorio Formisano is/was the principle investigator of the Planetary Fourier Spectrometer used by European Space Agencies Mars Express probe.

    From reading the spectrometer, he believed it was evident that methane, ammonia, and formaldehyde can all be found in the martain atmosphere. Where as methane will last a few hundred years in the atmosphere, formaldehyde will only -eight- hours.

    I'm not a scientist, but from what I've read, all 3 gases are strong indicators of life. While I know that the methane could be produced by volcanic activity on Mars (as mentioned elsewhere in the thread), Mars is a geologically dead planet. There is no sign of any such activity.

    The presence of all 3 gases on a geologically dead planet would seem to be consistent with planet having some microbial life. As Mars entered its Spring, the levels of all 3 gases were found to rise as well. Of course, more life, more gas in the atmosphere.

    It was also noted that the gas levels rose sharply over Mars' frozen oceans as spring approached. Perhaps some simples forms of life were frozen in the oceans? It could also be that the frozen oceans sit over some geological vents, trapping some methane.

    But again, as far as anyone knows Mars is still a geologically dead planet.

    Sorry if this doesn't make much sense... but gas indicating life in the martian atmosphere is OLD news, and there are far more compelling gases (like formaldehyde) that exist in the atmosphere. If it only lasts for 8 hours, something there is reproducing it.

    Apparently, the only way to know definitively what is producing it, is to go dig up the soil. So... good luck on that ever happening. Apparently we have to build a base on the moon first. :)

    1. Re:There is more than just Methane by n54 · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up!

      Or replace the original article with this post if you're an editor *grumbles* after all if Slashdot is hell bent on old news it might as well be a bit more informative to the editors (who seem to be the lowest common denominator).

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  84. Not too difficult to say, actually by Corpus_Callosum · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Considering the fact that he used the word "living creatures" instead of people and he clearly described vehicles and they clearly resemble flying saucers with portholes, we can safely say that if he was having a hallucination or dream, he was having one about flying saucers with non-human pilots.

    Since this occurred thousands of years ago and nothing in this dude's life could have possibly seeded his imagination in such a way as to make him hallucinate about advanced technology and non-human pilots, we can also safely say that if he did dream or hallucinate this vision then either he had seen or heard about something like this before or he was seeing the future through prescience or divine inspiration.

    Taking this a bit further, if we assume that flying saucers (let's just call them UFOs) and non-human intelligences are works of 20th century science fiction, then we are ready to draw conclusions about this dude.

    Either
    (A) Ezekiel was, through prescience or divine inspiration, having dreams, hallucinations (visions) of phenomena that does not exist, that exactly matches the UFO phenomena from 20th century science fiction and ascribing this as god

    or

    (B) Ezekiel was having dreams, hallucinations (visions) of some phenomena that was known at the time that, through pure coincidence, exactly matches the UFO phenomena from 20th century science fiction and ascribing this as god.

    or, if we assume that UFOs are real (not just science fiction)

    (C) Ezekiel was truly seeing (or having dreams or hallucinations based on his or other's experiences), real UFOs and non-human pilots and he believed them to be of god.

    or, lastly,

    (D) Ezekiel really did have a dream or hallucination of god and it is just coincidence that his view of god matches our modern view of UFOs and aliens. Which scenario makes more sense? Use Occom's razor.

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    1. Re:Not too difficult to say, actually by Mant · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the one that makes most sense is that some people now interpret the description as resulting in something like what they believe alien ships (as opposed to 'UFOs' which are often quite mundane) would look like.

      You could interpret the description into something like you believe a flying saucer to be, but it isn't the only interpretation, or the only way people think alien space ships are. Claiming this description is 'exactly' like that of a UFO seems a massive reach to me.

      So you can add

      or

      (E) Ezekiel saw something and wrote a confusing description of it, that modern people with the concept of a stereotypical flying saucer interpret as being that, but that interpretation may well be wrong.

      If I was using Occam's razor, I know where it would lead me.

    2. Re:Not too difficult to say, actually by Corpus_Callosum · · Score: 1
      (E) Ezekiel saw something and wrote a confusing description of it, that modern people with the concept of a stereotypical flying saucer interpret as being that, but that interpretation may well be wrong.
      Ah, but you see the dilema we have with choice (E) right? Replace Ezekiel with "A UFO witness" and remove the word "modern"... The result is a sentence that fits quite nicely with the UFO phenomena...

      What's my point? Any way you slice it, it appears that he saw something that fits into the same exact category as what people today are claiming to see... Before, they called it GOD and it got written into the bible... Now they call it Aliens and report about it on TV.
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  85. Cows by luna69 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A Mars researcher currently working with data from the Opportunity rover told me a couple weeks ago that he and some colleagues calculated what it would take to produce the levels of methane observed on Mars.

    Their results? Three cows. Seriously.

    I have no idea how accurate those calculations were, but he's a smart guy with more degrees than I have.

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    1. Re:Cows by Doppleganger · · Score: 1

      So, in other words, we can send a few astronauts to Mars and they'll have plenty of milk to drink!

      Brilliant! Why are we worrying about water on Mars?

      And if they get really low on food, they can just grill up some steaks...

    2. Re:Cows by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      well there are three rovers on the planet, maybe its their batteries ;)

      or maybe earth pollution is leaking into space and the solar wind is pusing them towards mars.

      hmnmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    3. Re:Cows by Curl+E · · Score: 3, Funny
      Their results? Three cows. Seriously.

      Actual cows or ideal spherical cows?

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    4. Re:Cows by Ranger · · Score: 1

      colleagues calculated what it would take to produce the levels of methane observed on Mars.

      Three cows.


      I see. So now we know what happened to the cow that jumped over the Moon. It's trajectory was altered and somehow ended up on Mars. This didn't happen once but three times. Thats one small step for a bovine, er three bovines. One giant leap for bovinity!

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    5. Re:Cows by valkoinen · · Score: 1

      Due to the extremely different conditions on mars compared to earth, the amount of methane released by the equivalent of three earth cows may be significant.

      One has to consider the harsh conditions of freezing temperatures and thin atmosphere when considering about the possible metabolic rate of any life on that planet. All possible life would almost certainly have to hibernate most of the year waiting for that short time of martian year when the conditions are hospitable enough to grow/reproduce.

      And as far as I understand, even one cow can produce a significant amount of methane down here. That we can detect such amount in the martian atmosphere is amazing in itself.

    6. Re:Cows by Clovert+Agent · · Score: 1

      Cute, but unfair - it doesn't necessarily mean that there isn't much methane, just that cows produce quite a bit.

      How many terrestrial microbes would it take to create the same amount of methane as three cows? I have no idea, but I'm guessing the answer is in the ballpark of "a whole lot".

      Not a whole lot in terms of earth's biosphere, but in Martian terms, anything is a lot more than nothing.

    7. Re:Cows by luna69 · · Score: 1

      It is indeed amazing that we can detect levels as low as that. Spectroscopy is an amazing and powerful tool precisely because it allows us to not only look for, but identify, quantify, & characterize tiny little needles in very big haystacks.

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    8. Re:Cows by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

      I have no idea how accurate those calculations were, but he's a smart guy with more degrees than I have.

      So does the unabomber, but I would take what he says with a grain of salt.

    9. Re:Cows by luna69 · · Score: 1

      But the Unabomber's in jail. And the guy I know isn't! In fact, he lives in a little shack up the hills.

      oh, wait...

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  86. KJV predated spelling. by bluGill · · Score: 1

    The translation of the King James Bible predated the time when spelling was standardized. Over time the spelling of words was standardized, and in turn the spelling used in the bible was updated.

    Much the same reason that many people prefer the NIV translation to KJV. The king James translation is just fine, except it was done in the early 1600s, and uses the language they spoke then[1]. Which is not the language as we speak it today, though it is close enough that we can understand it. As time goes on there will be a new popular translation that replaces NIV.

    [1]Actually it doesn't. The translators of the King James Bible choose to invest a more formal English that was never spoken. For purposes of my point you can consider it the language spoken then, but you should be aware that people didn't speak like that back then.

  87. Investigate the word by superyooser · · Score: 1
    In Bible lingo, to "be moved" means to be frightened or shaken off course. To be unmoved means to remain steadfast and continuing to live or exist in the face of danger.

    Hebrew: mot

    A primitive root; to waver; by implication to slip, shake, fall: - be carried, cast, be out of course, be fallen in decay, X exceedingly, fall (-ing down), be (re-) moved, be ready shake, slide, slip.

    All instances of this word: Leviticus 25:35; Deuteronomy 32:35; 1 Chronicles 16:30; Job 41:23; Psalms 10:6; 13:4; 15:5; 16:8; 17:5; 21:7; 30:6; 38:16; 46:2, 5, 6; 55:3, 22; 60:2; 62:2, 6; 82:5; 93:1; 94:18; 96:10; 104:5; 112:6; 125:1; 140:10; Proverbs 10:30; 12:3; 24:11; 25:26; Isaiah 24:19; 40:20; 41:7; 54:10

    1. Re:Investigate the word by mehaiku · · Score: 1

      Those who wrote the babble believed the earth was flat. The Egyptians believed the same thing:

      Matthew 4:8 Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor.

      "All the kingdoms of the world" could not be seen from a high mountain on a spherical earth. This verse makes sense only when we know those who wrote it believed the earth to be flat. It was common knowledge amongst those who lived at the time that the earth was flat. The babble is not a scientific document, but is a collection of myths.

    2. Re:Investigate the word by superyooser · · Score: 1
      All the kingdoms of earth could not be seen from Mount Everest even if the Earth were flat. I've read many explanations of this verse, but the People's New Testament commentary is the simplest and most common-sense.
      Taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain. From some lofty center he spreads before Jesus a panorama of the kingdoms of this world with all their glory. We are not to suppose that all the kingdoms were literally visible, but they are portrayed in such a way as to be present to the mental eyes.
      Mental eyes... And since Jesus and the devil are spiritual beings who have seen the whole world (Jesus created it), going up on a mountain was not necessary to see it. The notion of viewing the world from an exceedingly high mountain is an aspect of the story to help relate it to humans for whom it is necessary to climb up high to see a lot of area.

      I believe that Jesus and the devil actually did go up on a mountain where much of human civilization could be viewed with the naked eye. But really, what was seen with the mortal eye was only the beginning of what they could see by means of previous knowledge or by means of mental extrapolation or by means of spiritual vision. So, they really did see all the kingdoms of the earth from that mountain. Whether the earth was flat, spherical, cubic, or 4-D, it would not have prevented Jesus and the devil from seeing all the kingdoms of the world.

    3. Re:Investigate the word by mehaiku · · Score: 1

      "the People's New Testament commentary is the simplest and most common-sense."
      Translation: "simplest and most common-sense" means whatever explanation allows us to continue to believe the fantasy that donkeys and snakes speak and slavery is morally acceptable per both jehovah and jeebus.

  88. Oil and natural gas on Mars by Video_Wizard · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Oil and natural gas on Mars

    John F. McGowan III, "Oil and natural gas on Mars," in Instruments, Methods, and Missions for Astrobiology III, Richard B. Hoover, Editor, Proceedings of SPIE Vol. 4137, pp. 63-74 (2000).

    Oil and Natural Gas on Mars

    ABSTRACT

    On Earth, according to conventional theory, the largest, by mass and volume, identifiable trace of past life is subsurface oil and natural gas deposits. Nearly all coal and oil on Earth and most sedimentary source rocks associated with coal, oil, and natural gas contain molecules of biological origin and is proof of past life. If Mars possessed an Earth-like biosphere in the past, Mars may contain subsurface deposits of oil and natural gas indicating past life. Life might still exist in these deposits. Subsurface oil and natural gas on Mars would probably cause seepage of hydrocarbon gases such as methane at favorable locations on the Martian surface. Further, if Mars contains substantial subsurface life, the most detectable signature of this life on the Martian surface would be gases generated by the life percolating up to the surface and venting into the Martian atmosphere. In this paper, systems that can detect evidence of subsurface oil and gas, including ground penetrating radar and infrared gas sensors are explored. The limitations and future prospects of infrared gas detection and imaging technologies are explored. The power, mass, and volume requirements for infrared instruments able to detect venting gases, especially methane, from an aerobot is estimated. The maximum range from the infrared sensor to the gas vent and the minimum detectable gas density or fraction of the Martian atmosphere - as appropriate for the instrument type - is estimated. The bit rate and bit error rate requirements for transmitting the data back to Earth are also estimated.

  89. The inevitable pun... by One+Childish+N00b · · Score: 1

    Not to burst your methane bubble or anything.

    Cos we'd hate to kick up a stink on /., right?

    Yeah, yeah, methane doesn't really smell, just go with the funny - try the veal...

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  90. Re:Terraforming - PAVE MARS by sadomikeyism · · Score: 1
    I declare my right-to-choose to kill off martian life forms, after all, if they are merely batches of cells, aborting them really isn't 'murder'....

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  91. Biblical pi by mktvr · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Such as the value of pi?
    Sure. 1 Kings 7 (usually described as the "pi is exactly 3" text) describes a ring (the rim of a tub) with:
    • a thickness of a handbreadth (v. 26)
    • diameter from edge to edge of ten cubits (v. 23)
    • inner circumference of 30 cubits (v. 23)

    Got that? Ok.

    The inner-edge diameter is circumference/pi = 30/3.14... = 9.55... cubits

    The difference between the ring's inner edge diameter and its outer edge diameter is thus about .45 cubits; to get the thickness of the ring we divide by two (because the ring crosses the diameter twice), so .225 cubits, or about 4.05 inches, given an eighteen-inch cubit.

    Note that a handbreadth is usually defined as about four inches, so we know the numbers add up; you can take it apart and get pi from it by working backwards:

    The inner-edge diameter is equal to the outer-edge diameter minus (thickness * 2), thus 10cubits - .45 cubits(i.e., 2 handbreadths) = 9.55 cubits.

    Their value of pi would be the inner-edge circumference (30 cubits) divided by the inner-edge diameter (9.55 cubits), thus about 3.14....

    [The reading "pi is exactly three" is based on the weird idea of measuring the tub as a circle rather than a ring.] [and of course your mileage will vary based on the proportion of the cubit you use to your handbreadth, but let's gloss over that for now...]

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  92. Re:To stupid scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    don't waste you fucking time... don't be fucking stupid

    Boy, this guy just reeks of spirituality!

  93. Kit??! by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    Kit? Is that you? Hey knight rider, how did you get Kit to travel back in time?

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  94. Re:Infinite God Theory- THE THRUTH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In stead of trying to explain anything with God, try to see the truth instead."

    - What is the truth ?

    "There is no God"

  95. The 300 year life time of methane on Mars is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, who farthed?

  96. K'breel's Oil by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    What you fail to understand is that K'breel sounds just like a capable warmonger. In fact, I get the distinct impression that K'breel's character is modelled on a president we all know and love. Well, know, anyway.

  97. Slavery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot *slavery*, *partition*, genesis of *communal strife*, *mass murders*, etc. in India, dude? Convenient, ain't it.

    -clueless
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    1. Re:Slavery by qcope · · Score: 1

      On the other hand increasing the life expectancy of the Indian population during its rule by nearly 50% (21 years up to 30) is something that is not often talked about. Considering the millions that are involved, that's somewhat surprising?

      Not excusing the negatives, just pointing out that things are rarely binary in real life.

    2. Re:Slavery by 01000011011101000111 · · Score: 1

      Thanks...
      I actually mean that - I really appreciate the faults in my country being picked out, as I don't always see them, and if you can't see your own faults, you'll never get better :)

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    3. Re:Slavery by qcope · · Score: 1

      Err.. for myself I don't consider increasing the life expectancy of the Indian population as a bad thing.

  98. C.S. Lewis by culhwch · · Score: 1

    You should take a look at C.S. Lewis's Space Trilogy. While I really wouldn't call them great works of sci-fi, (some of his first novels after all) they do concern themselves with the question you ask. The first work, namely, and the second in the series as well, Out of the Silent Planet, and Perelandra, question the consequences on a spiritual level. One which holds pretty well with the Bible -C.S. Lewis was something of an apolagist for Christianity.

    His idea was along the lines of creating something that didn't contradict scripture, but tries to question what the ramifications would be. To summarise a bit, he basically says that earth is the excecption, the one planet that messed everything up, therefore we ought to question if we even have the right to explore other planets, corrupting them in the same way that we, being corrupt, continue to corrupt others and our own planet earth. But there's alot more to the space trilogy than this.

  99. That's already done on a daily basis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny.. there's Save the Whales, Save the Owls, Save the Snails, Save the Trails, Save the Monkeys, Save the Criminals... and all those are lauded as 'progressive' and 'enlightened' movements.

    But the Save the Human Babies campaign is spit on and ridiculed. Usually by the same lot that turn into rabid werewolves as soon as they hear about a family of 'endangered' titmice about to be paved over.

    So yeah, as long as we're offhandedly dismissing the intrinsic value of life here on Earth.. to hell with Mars.

  100. Maybe it's the trees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Pics of apparent trees on Mars

    (I told that guy he'd attract attention, but no, he had to have his damn garden)

  101. British colonization of America was not crappy by amightywind · · Score: 1

    I'm british, and i can admit we've done some really crappy stuff in the past (appeasment, Colonizing america/australia,

    Why do you think colonizing America was a bad thing? England provided an essential cultural and institutional base that set America on a solid course. The monarchy was rotten, no doubt about that, but it produced some fastastic people and a great civilization. England's influence on world culture in the past 300 years has been profound, more so than any other European colonial power.

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  102. Re:depends on who you ask by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1

    I'd venture that a lot of Native Americans would consider the colonization of America as "not in their best interests".
    I don't think their current tax-free status WRT gambling institutions is considered a fair trade off for the smallpox infested blankets.

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  103. Re:depends on who you ask by amightywind · · Score: 1

    Would it really have been better for Europe to bypass North and South America, leaving them in the perpetual grip of brutal Stone Age cultures? Invasion and displacement are basal Darwinian forces. They are neither good nor bad.

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  104. Re: depends on who you ask ;) by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    I'd still say that the Indians weren't too happy about it.

    You're also making a value judgement on our progress; some people think that the stewardship that the Indians prized highly was a much better approach to sustaining humanity.

    Plus, why would they remain in the Stone Age? Slower technological advances != no technological advances.

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  105. Re: additionally by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1

    We're talking about wholesale genocide here, that makes the Holocaust look like chump change in numbers.
    I'm not an "end justifies the means" type guy so I find it funny to not attach a negative moral value to a genocide. I guess I'm just a bleeding heart liberal.

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  106. every thread on /. = US Bashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It never ceases to amaze me every single thread no matter the subject turns into a US sucks bash.

    now, even when other planets are mentioned, its somehow the US's fault. Maybe 20,000 years ago, the proto-US invaded mars and stole all their oil and strip mined and clear cut the eintire planet?

    yay!

  107. Re:depends on who you ask by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 1
    Would it really have been better for Europe to bypass North and South America, leaving them in the perpetual grip of brutal Stone Age cultures?

    Not all of pre-Columbus America was equally primitive.

    For example, the Iroquois Confederation had been enjoying a working democracy for 500 years when the Europeans "discovered" them. In fact, large parts of the Constitution of the United States were consciously based on the Iroquois model, because that had been proven to work.

    See The Constitution of the Iroquois Confederacy. It's all there: the voting, the rule of law, and the separation of the government into executive, legislative, and judicial branches.

    I bet you didn't know that. The U.S. today is desperately and deliberately amnesiac on many topics, probably out of embarrassment and guilt. (And I include Iraq in this.) The greatest genius in American history was not Jefferson, Franklin, or anyone else you have probably heard of, but Dekanawidah of the Iroquois, who invented the laws of the Iroquois Confederacy so long ago (around 1100 AD).

  108. Re:depends on who you ask by amightywind · · Score: 1

    Not all of pre-Columbus America was equally primitive.

    Certainly not. The Inca, Aztec, Maya.. civilizations were not primitive culturally. Perhaps 'Stone Age' is not an accurate description perhaps for people who had some metalurgy, lived in cities and cultivated crops. They certainly were brutal, and technologically backward compared to Europe. I don't know much about the Iroqois Confederacy. What you state is interesting. I'd like to learn more.

    The US is not alone as a society that is in denial about its past transgressions. Indeed, it is not the worst offender considering historal interpretations that prevail in Japan, China, Russia, France... I think the majority of Americans are proud of the role they play in Iraq, crushing tyranny and establishing democracy. The war against Saddam has been a great success.

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  109. Re:depends on who you ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the majority of Americans are proud of the role they play in Iraq, crushing tyranny and establishing democracy. The war against Saddam has been a great success.

    Saddam was only considered a tyrant to the US when he was no longer usefull. Before the 90's the US was friendly to saddam even downplaying his atrocities.

  110. Re:depends on who you ask by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 1
    The US is not alone as a society that is in denial about its past transgressions. Indeed, it is not the worst offender considering historal interpretations that prevail in Japan, China, Russia, France...

    What can be worse than the American genocide of another race?

    I think the majority of Americans are proud of the role they play in Iraq, crushing tyranny and establishing democracy.

    "Establishing democracy?" No so. The truth is that the U.S. tried very hard to create another dictatorship: Iyad Alawi was to be the next ruler of Iraq, the next Saddam, wielding Saddam's hated secret police (the newly revived Mukhabarat). Like Saddam, Alawi was a former client -- i.e. puppet -- of the CIA; and like Saddam, Alawi was a psychotic murderer.

    The U.S. installed Alawi as Interim Prime Minister, and even tried to confer a halo of legitimacy on him by inviting him to give a speech to Congress. Don't you remember it? Alawi was loudly cheered in the Capitol and widely praised in the U.S. media. They loved this murderer. Clearly, the intent was to establish another brutal and hated dictatorship.

    You cannot tell me that the U.S. invasion of Iraq has been motivated by any shred of decency.

    The war against Saddam has been a great success.

    Only in the sense of Tacitus, the Roman historian: "They make a desert and call it peace." (See Fallujah.)

    The Alawi enthronement failed at birth, mostly because the Shiites absolutely abhorred the guy (and I do not blame them at all). The recent hastily rigged elections were a gloss on the American capitulation to reality: that the Shiites now dominate Iraq. The situation is now extremely perilous, because the Shiites also run neighboring Iran: this is why the U.S. is now beating the war drums against the mullahs. It is also why the Pentagon has purchased 1,500,000,000 bullets this year.

    An unprovoked invasion of a country, killing who knows how many tens of thousands of people, only to replace that country's dictator with another murderous dictator: this is something for Americans to be proud of? Another looming war, because Bush has totally messed up the first one: this is success?

  111. Father of the new Iraq by amightywind · · Score: 1

    I can see you are no fan of Alawi. But your argument fails miserably because Alawi is a Shiite. Don't you think that it is laudible that the US has accepted the results of the January election and allowed the Shiite majority to assume power? The proud display of inked fingers by voters who risked their lives going to the polls should tell you something about the legitimacy of the election. History will remember Mr. Alawi the father of the new Iraq. History will also look kindly apon President Bush for dealing decisively with the Iraq issue.

    Falluja was the seat of the Sunni/Al-Qaida insurgency. That insurgency had to be crushed. It is sad that Falluja had to be destroyed at the same time. But even a fertile field must be plowed occasionally.

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    1. Re:Father of the new Iraq by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But your argument fails miserably because Alawi is a Shiite.

      No. As I said, the Shiites could not stand him, as he was a former Baathist and a CIA man. They could all see the strings connecting him to Washington.

      Don't you think that it is laudible that the US has accepted the results of the January election and allowed the Shiite majority to assume power?

      The U.S. had absolutely no choice if they wanted to prevent the Shiites from joining the insurgency en masse. The U.S. didn't want any elections, preferring to anoint Alawi as the permanent ruler, but Sistani forced them to do it. The U.S. could not even rig the elections too much because it was obvious to all that Sistani's party would win. Any other result would have instantly inflamed even more Shiites.

      There is absolutely no doubt that the U.S. seriously wanted to establish Alawi as the next dictator of Iraq. Alawi's speech to a loudly cheering Congress is proof of that. (Notice that Sistani has not been similarly invited.)

      Thus Bush's claim of "spreading democracy" is a total lie. As I said, you cannot tell me that the U.S. invasion of Iraq has been motivated by any shred of decency.

    2. Re:Father of the new Iraq by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 1

      Oops. The above message was mine.

  112. Decency in Iraq by amightywind · · Score: 1

    Thus Bush's claim of "spreading democracy" is a total lie. As I said, you cannot tell me that the U.S. invasion of Iraq has been motivated by any shred of decency.

    I do strongly believe the invasion of Iraq was motivated by decency. It was indecent for a cynical world, led by Old Europe and the UN, that allowed Saddam to brutalize Kurdistan and reign for 12 additional years after the first gulf war. Mr. Bush and Mr. Rumsfeld have made things right. The middle east is now alight with the flame of democracy. The traditional arguments of the liberal left have been completely refuted by events on the ground. You still see conspiracies where there are none. All you can do is make hyperbolic assertions with no relevance to real events. Aren't you embarrassed?

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  113. No decency in Iraq by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 1
    I do strongly believe the invasion of Iraq was motivated by decency.

    Believe what you like. That does not make your beliefs the truth.

    It was indecent for a cynical world, led by Old Europe and the UN, that allowed Saddam to brutalize Kurdistan and reign for 12 additional years after the first gulf war.

    Was it not the sainted President Reagan who gave Saddam the chemical weapons with which he gassed the Kurds? Was it not Donald Rumsfeld, no less, who went to Baghdad at the time to shake Saddam's hand? Please tell me about the decency of Reagan and Rumsfeld.

    All you can do is make hyperbolic assertions with no relevance to real events.

    (Boggle) No relevance to reality? Has Bush's WMD excuse for invading Iraq proven to be totally empty, or not? Did the U.S. revive Saddam's dreaded secret police, the Mukhabarat, or not? Did Iyad Alawi make a loudly praised speech to Congress, or not? Is the same Alawi now leading death squads in Iraq, or not? Did Americans torture their prisoners in Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo, in defiance of the Geneva Conventions, or not?

    "Decency" is not in Bush's vocabulary. (See his heist of the University of Houston's trust fund.) It is certainly in "Chemical" Rumsfeld's vocabulary, but he sneers at it.

    1. Re:No decency in Iraq by amightywind · · Score: 1

      (Boggle) No relevance to reality? Has Bush's WMD excuse for invading Iraq proven to be totally empty, or not?

      I think President George H. W. Bush should have restarted hostilities back in 1991 when Saddam started to break the cease fire agreement. I think President Clinton should have wasted him 10 different times for No-Fly-Zone violations. I needed no further convincing. I ignored the whole debate. I thought it was a mistake to suspend the first Iraq war without getting rid of Saddam when we had all the rats in one trap. Press whining about WMD influences my opinion not at all.

      Did Americans torture their prisoners in Abu Ghraib

      Yes, and they are being prosecuted for it. Do you think that the solders should be turned over to the Kangaroo court at the Hague? Besides, what did they do? Some minor hazing; ruffled the prisoners pride a little bit. What is that compared to war ;^)

      and Guantanamo, in defiance of the Geneva Conventions, or not?

      The enemy combatants are rightly and legally being held while the war against Al-Qaida is being fought.

      "Decency" is not in Bush's vocabulary. (See his heist of the University of Houston's trust fund.) It is certainly in "Chemical" Rumsfeld's vocabulary, but he sneers at it.

      You dislike the Neo-cons, that is ok, this is a democracy. But you shouldn't slander them. The idea that the US armed Iraq with chemicals is absurd. You should get behind the good President and Rummy and come in for the big win in Iraq!

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    2. Re:No decency in Iraq by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Besides, what did they do? Some minor hazing; ruffled the prisoners pride a little bit.

      Strangled them to death...

    3. Re:No decency in Iraq by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      I needed no further convincing. I ignored the whole debate. I thought it was a mistake to suspend the first Iraq war without getting rid of Saddam when we had all the rats in one trap.

      So, if a man makes a mistake 15 years ago, you yourself no longer have to make any choices, ever again?

      The enemy combatants are rightly and legally being held while the war against Al-Qaida is being fought.

      The USA hasn't declared a war since 1941. If Bush wants a war against those guys, he's free to ask Congress to make that declaration.

      Until that happens, the War on Terror is equally legitimate as the War On Drugs.

      Besides, Bush has declared victory in Afganistan years ago, and he says that he no longer cares about pursuing the rest of Al Quaeda.

    4. Re:No decency in Iraq by amightywind · · Score: 1

      So, if a man makes a mistake 15 years ago, you yourself no longer have to make any choices, ever again?

      What is your point? That 13 elapsed years make Saddam's transgressions less egregious? That he should get a break for good behavior? That is probably a popular view in central Europe, but you are not thinking clearly.

      The USA hasn't declared a war since 1941. If Bush wants a war against those guys, he's free to ask Congress to make that declaration.

      LOL! So over a point of procedure we should let known terrorists go free? No, I prefer the current legal stalemate and letting these guys rot in Gitmo until some country claims them or we find them safe to be harmless enough to release.

      Until that happens, the War on Terror is equally legitimate as the War On Drugs.

      Drug use is way down in the last 10 years, a bothersome fact to those would would like to see drug legalization in the US.

      Besides, Bush has declared victory in Afganistan years ago, and he says that he no longer cares about pursuing the rest of Al Quaeda.

      President Bush wisely chooses other ways of measuring progress other than killing Bin Laden, like establishing democracy in Afghanistan and Iraq for instance.

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  114. Re:To stupid scientists by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

    It hard to tell if this guy's crazy, or just trying to be funny by totally overblowing religious beliefs...

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  115. Re: depends on who you ask ;) by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

    Plus, why would they remain in the Stone Age? Slower technological advances != no technological advances.

    True, true. Why, with a little luck, the Aztec civilization of Mexico could've invented high technology and spread an empire across the two continents.

    That's be great! All the benefits of crowded civilized modern America, plus daily human sacrifices to the sun god!

    On the other hand, if the Aztecs didn't make a big leap forward, then the Americas could've remained easy pickings until Adolf Hitler decides to colonize them in 1943. That would work out great, too.

  116. Re: additionally by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

    We're talking about wholesale genocide here, that makes the Holocaust look like chump change in numbers.

    No, that's simply not true.

    For one thing, Hitler in 1942 killed more people than the entire population of North America in 1492.

    For another, the European conquerors actually killed a very tiny fraction of the population of the continents they colonized. Specifically, the population numbers of "Native Americans" has increased every year since 1530. Not once did enough die to outweigh that year's births.

  117. Re:Oh! A scatological joke! Hoooooow funny! by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

    our lovely 90 Kilogram Soviet beauties.

    90 Kilos!?!? You can keep your 90Kg Soviet beauties! (That's 198 lbs!) In Kapitalist Amerika, we don't need backup propulsion for our SUVs... they just work! No wonder you've given up on going to Mars. No rocket could send one of your "Soviet beauties" with enough life support to survive the trip. (Not that you Commies were ever overly preoccupied with your Cosmonauts returning...)

    And take Anna Nicole Smith with you, you Commie chubby chaser! I'll take your scrawny, corrupt, effete, counter-revolutionary devotchkas

    Yes, I suggest further examination of the insidious West infecting the pure revolutionary heart with their subversive, expatriate ideas. Long live the Czar! Long live the Counter-Revolution!

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