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  1. Re:Let's just rephrase this on Woman Claims Wii Fit Caused Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome · · Score: 1

    Woman Claims Nerve Damage Caused Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome. Doctors Unsurprised.

    Woman Further Claims That Falling On The Floor Can Cause Nerve Damage. Doctors Still Unsurprised.

    Woman Then Observes That Balancing On A Small Piece Of Plastic Can Result In Falling On The Floor. Doctors Remain Unsurprised.

    Hey, you know what else can "cause" persistent sexual arousal syndrome? Basically anything.

    I tried it. It didnt work

  2. Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon on FBI Violated Electronic Communications Privacy Act · · Score: 1

    In some cases, agents broadened their searches to gather numbers two and three degrees of separation from the original request, documents show.

    so what has kevin bacon been up to?

  3. Re:Don't be evil? on Google CEO Says Privacy Worries Are For Wrongdoers · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you don't want everyone to watch you poop, maybe you shouldn't be doing it.

  4. Re:Distributed Post! on Pirate Bay Shuts Down Tracker, Switches To Distributed Hash Table · · Score: 1

    FAKE!

  5. Re:Name says it all on Chicago Court Throwing Out LIDAR Speeding Tickets · · Score: 1

    With a name like LIDAR, who would doubt the radar's claimed speed?

    The name MoneyGun was already taken

  6. Re:Good grief.. on Save the Planet, Eat Your Dog · · Score: 1

    save the planet, eat your kids.

  7. Re:Obligatory on After 8 Years of Work, Be-Alike Haiku Releases Official Alpha · · Score: 1

    tiny U-R-L
    dot com slash haiku O-S
    alpha bittorrent

    http://tinyurl.com/haikuOSalphabittorrent

  8. Re:Think of the towers on Apple Says iPhone Jailbreaking Could Hurt Cell Towers · · Score: 1

    iPhones are a security risk, all iPhones are now illegal. Good job Apple.

  9. Re:Come on Ray! on RIAA Loses Bid To Keep Revenues Secret · · Score: 5, Funny

    Spill the beans already, how much are we talking? Anyone down for taking bets?

    It's obviously $23,148,855,308,184,500.00

  10. Re:Do we really need GPS to track mileage ? on GPS-Based System For Driving Tax Being Field Tested · · Score: 1

    the government already takes a lot more then a paycheck every two years

  11. Re:Headline: on Print Subscribers Cry Foul Over WP's Online-Only Story · · Score: 1

    This just in, there is stuff online that is not in the newspaper. Welcome to the 90s. You should also get upset at the hundreds of articles that were just tossed instead of going in the paper you pay for and subscribe to.

  12. Re:EMP Testing on Could a Meteor Have Brought Down Air France 447? · · Score: 1

    Statistically, 1 in X number of men will have a heart attack- but eating healthy and excersizing changes your odds. You're not just a sitting duck, y'know? Sorry for the rant.

    thats why I always fly in a zig zag pattern... changing my odds.

  13. Re:What about Gazprom? on Russia Launches Anti-trust Probe of Microsoft · · Score: 0, Troll

    After the EU fine, all other countries can smell a new revenue stream.

  14. Re:The Best Thing To Do on Triangular Buttons Make On-Screen Keyboards More Usable · · Score: 1

    Now, If we invert the alternate rows and get rid of the dead space, we can make a really small keyboard, fraught with peril for fat bottomed girls.

  15. Re:Sure it can on Nanotech Memory Could Hold Data For 1 Billion Years · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, what a claim. And by the time someone figures out it's bullshit, the guy who made it will be dust long ago.

    BRILLIANT!

    I hope I turn to dust before my drives die....wait!?

  16. Re:Hysteria on Rotten Office Fridge Cleanup Sends 7 To Hospital · · Score: 1

    > It wasn't really the smell per se...

    No. It was the hysteria.

    No. It was the rest of the day off work.

  17. Re:I don't understand it. on Breast Cancer Gene Lawsuit Argues Patents Invalid · · Score: 1

    dont worry, if you have these genes then the patent owners will come and take those genes away from you. cancer solved.

  18. Re:So what happens.... on Minor Damage Found On Space Shuttle · · Score: 1

    .. if they launch Endeavour to rescue Atlantis, and Endeavour suffers damage at launch?

    then they bail out with their parachutes.

  19. Re:My feedback on Microsoft Releases New Concurrent Programming Language · · Score: 1

    Could this be the year of Axum on Linux?

  20. A music labels wet dream on Lala Invents Network DRM · · Score: 1

    Lala describes an invention that monitors every access, allows only authorized devices (so far there are none), blocks downloads, and can revoke content at the labels' request.

    DRM reaches its epitome, with a system that has no authorized devices and can revoke all privileges.

    Perhaps, the record industry will be happy when they are out of business, the perfect DRM.

  21. Re:I'll Be Damned on Why Text Messages Are Limited To 160 Characters · · Score: 1

    And all this time I was almost certain that it was based on sound scientific research proving that 160 characters was the maximum amount of text a cell phone user could read before completely losing interest.

    you mean type

  22. Re:Yes. on Online Storage For Lawyers? · · Score: 1

    \dev\null or if that is not feasible, the wood chipper

  23. Re:Look at that another way... on Facebook Users Get Lower Grades In College · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People without social lives USE social networks. /FIXED

  24. Re:How long do I think this will last? on Android Scans DVD Bar Codes, Downloads Movies · · Score: 1

    forever!

  25. Re:I know! I know! Pick Me!!! on How Google Routes Around Outages · · Score: 1

    it treats the routes as damage and censors them