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How Google Routes Around Outages

1sockchuck writes "Making changes to Google's search infrastructure is akin to 'changing the tires on a car while you're going at 60 down the freeway,' according to Urs Holzle, who oversees the company's massive data center operations. In a Q-and-A with Data Center Knowledge, Holzle discusses Google's infrastructure, how it has engineered its system to route around hardware failures, and how it responds when something goes awry. These updates usually go unnoticed, but during system maintenance last month a software bug triggered an outage for Gmail."

105 comments

  1. Just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Was it just me or did anyone else spend a few minutes contemplating how you actually could make a car that did allow you to change a flat while moving?

    1. Re:Just me? by esocid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just you. I kept thinking about how I could use a car metaphor to describe how google...oh wait.

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    2. Re:Just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I thought about it for approximately 30 seconds. Then I realized that it is a bad analogy. A Google car would have hundreds of redundant wheels, changing one is easy.

    3. Re:Just me? by Yetihehe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Car is a bad analogy, building airplane in mid-air is better.

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    4. Re:Just me? by Slumdog · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just you. I kept thinking about how I could use a car metaphor to describe how google...oh wait.

      I kept thinking about derailing a car, before I realized I was on the wrong track.

    5. Re:Just me? by Saerko · · Score: 5, Insightful
      That's what I was thinking too; and probably just function like an 18-wheeler where a tire can blow out and there's so much support that the load is still distributed adequately.

      Basically, all this means is Google designs like Mack while everyone else designs like Chrysler...

    6. Re:Just me? by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      I'd build a car with 6 wheels. If one of them popped you could have the wheel raise into some extra tall wheel well. Then change it and have it lower back to the ground after spinning up to speed. On a side note... Say 'Ronald rightly raised the right rear wheel well' three times fast.

    7. Re:Just me? by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 1

      duh silly, just put the car into hover mode. Sheesh you'd think Back to the Future 2 would have taught folks a thing or two about life close to 2015!

    8. Re:Just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a former EDS employee, I'm surprised that the company hasn't tried to build an airplane in mid-air yet. Couldn't fail worse than NMCI.

    9. Re:Just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy, get in another car that's doing 60 and fix the first one at your leisure.

    10. Re:Just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not until I read your post. Then I imagined a second platform with wheels appearing under the car, raising it, while I repair the one that has a faulty tire. Now I'm wondering how the hell that would work. I think you've ruined the rest of my day, thanks a lot, asshole.

    11. Re:Just me? by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      It's not how well the bear dances. It's the fact that it dances at all.

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    12. Re:Just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about changing tires on a moving car, but these guys changed the oil on a single-engine airplane in flight:
      http://untoldvalor.blogspot.com/2008/07/plane-that-flew-for-62-days-and-t-bird.html
      They couldn't have stayed airborne for almost 65 days with the original oil so they routed the oil lines through the cockpit.

    13. Re:Just me? by Slumdog · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That's what I was thinking too; and probably just function like an 18-wheeler where a tire can blow out and there's so much support that the load is still distributed adequately.

      Basically, all this means is Google designs like Mack while everyone else designs like Chrysler...

      I totally agree. Google does have a degree of hype, and infact if you compare their design to Yahoo and eBay, you may find many similarities.

      A good amount of online bandwidth is consumed by google, I'd like to see an analysis of redundancy caused by google instead. Recently their search mechanism has gone haywire but noone notices.

    14. Re:Just me? by zonky · · Score: 3, Informative

      That problem has been solved for sometime, at least in Rallying. http://www.inforally.sibiul.ro/wrc-rally-news-10661-runflat_mousse_tyres_detail.html At least, that was until they banned it.

    15. Re:Just me? by theycallmejoe · · Score: 1

      Guilty as charged.

    16. Re:Just me? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Three fixed wheels on each side, so it could steer like a tank? I'd go one more axle to eight wheels six on the ground at a time and then deploy the fourth axle in the event of a flat, fix the tire while that axle is not spinning, and then return it to service when required. I wouldn't want to have to change a tire on a rotating axle. Or your could have just five wheels no fixed axles and deploy the fifth when one tire broke.

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    17. Re:Just me? by girlintraining · · Score: 1

      Was it just me or did anyone else spend a few minutes contemplating how you actually could make a car that did allow you to change a flat while moving?

      Retractable axles, like they use on dump trucks. With the wheels off the pavement, changing it becomes trivial. You need at least two sets of drive wheels though for that to work. But that's a closed-system solution. An adaptive solution would be a semi-truck that would deploy a ramp out the back. Drive the car onto the ramp and then effect the fix on the semi-truck. Then return the car to the flow of traffic. It would be dangerous though if it was one of the front tires; At 60 MPH, a normal car tire that has gone flat will shred itself in moments. In a convoy situation, it is likely that by the time the semi-truck positioned itself, the vehicle still traveling at that speed would have suffered extensive damage and be a risk to other vehicles in the area, including the rescue vehicle. Simply keeping it traveling in a straight line would be problematic, if my limited empirical evidence (episodes of Cops detailing police chases where the vehicle behing pursued has one or more damaged tires) is any indication.

      Yeah... I'm a geek too.

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    18. Re:Just me? by RichardJenkins · · Score: 1

      Yes, I can do it in just 4 steps:

      1. Stop car
      2. Jack car up
      3. Remove flat
      4. Install spare

      Can I get a job at Google now?

    19. Re:Just me? by tux0r · · Score: 5, Funny

      I kept thinking about derailing a car, before I realized I was on the wrong track.

      I was going to reply about mixing metaphors, but then I lost my train of thought.

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    20. Re:Just me? by moxley · · Score: 2, Funny

      What are you talking about? I'm in America, and we need to find someone to blame for the flat first....

      Then, maybe we can fix it..Got any nails and a hammer?

    21. Re:Just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought about it for approximately 30 seconds. Then I realized that it is a bad analogy. A Google car would have hundreds of redundant wheels, changing one is easy.

      Not at 60mph it isn't! I don't care how many wheels you've got!

    22. Re:Just me? by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      That took you thirty seconds?

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    23. Re:Just me? by rossdee · · Score: 1

      I remember something from a Popular Science|Mechnics magazine from the 1950's. This guy had heavily modified a car to keep going, it could be refueled, and change tires while moving. There were small wheels at each corner that could be jacked down and lift that wheel up, and an extended running board. Of course it didn't happen at highway speeds, just a few miles per hr. I think the goal was to cross the country without stopping for some record. Tires and other stuff were stored in a trailer towed behind the vehicle.

    24. Re:Just me? by Dekker3D · · Score: 1

      oh come on guys, i know posting here is like watching a train wreck, but.. let's stop hopping onto the bandwagon, shall we?

    25. Re:Just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are quite correct, his name was Louie Mattar and he modified a Cadillac including a shower on the running board, and an ironing board in the front seat. The car is currently in the San Diego auto museum collection, located in Balboa Park. Great place to visit by the way, tons of great museums and very scenic grounds all conveniently located right next to the San Diego Zoo.

    26. Re:Just me? by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Exactly. When a tire went out, its axle would lift up so it could be changed out safely. Actually, there would be several spare tire units ready to move down when another blew out, and there would be like 8 tires on the road all the time, so losing one wouldn't be an immediate problem. It is an interesting notion, a vehicle which wouldn't ever have to stop.

    27. Re:Just me? by PremiumCarrion · · Score: 1

      You need to contemplate no more, since the answer is in easily digested film format: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Bus

    28. Re:Just me? by lebscorpio · · Score: 0

      Euh.. stop trying too hard.

    29. Re:Just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I was thinking about his name... Urs Holzle... which I thought was pronounced Ur-s Holz-ls...

    30. Re:Just me? by Foodie · · Score: 1

      The article is a Q&A between DCK and Urs Holzle. What irony.

    31. Re:Just me? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      wow brilliant!

      Why was it banned? Is the mousse carcinogenic or something??

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    32. Re:Just me? by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      Now figure out how to do that without step #1...

    33. Re:Just me? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Wow, you guys really haven't seen the Big Bus?? Does all that, power by nuclear reactor, and comes with a pool and piano bar.

    34. Re:Just me? by zonky · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Trying to lower costs of competing. Also, it could be argued that mousse meant that off-line mistakes were not 'punished'.

    35. Re:Just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... like an 18-wheeler where a tire can blow out and there's so much support that the load is still distributed adequately.

      Unless it is one of the two front tires

    36. Re:Just me? by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      Unless it is one of the two front tires.

      Actually, the load would still be supported if one or even both the front tires blew. It may not be under control, but that's another story....

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    37. Re:Just me? by Jack9 · · Score: 1

      Took me about 15 seconds to think about it. Knight-Rider style, load the car (into/onto/via grapple) a specialized truck/platform that exists to fix flats in transit or simply en-route. The car analogy is only bad because it doesn't really define the constraints based on the nature of the data, imo.

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    38. Re:Just me? by cdxta · · Score: 1

      You can do it on a motorcycle why not a car http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b9b_1235994320

    39. Re:Just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw it first done in this movie as a special effect... :)

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074205/

      Great music score by David Shire!

    40. Re:Just me? by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      oh come on guys, i know posting here is like watching a train wreck, but.. let's stop hopping onto the bandwagon, shall we?

      Better not keep going down this way. I think the light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

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    41. Re:Just me? by 5of0 · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I thought of, as I've been to that museum in San Diego. They've even got a little info page on it, which you failed to link to. This is the internet! That's what it's for.

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    42. Re:Just me? by loic_2003 · · Score: 1

      You can do it with a motorbike....

    43. Re:Just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was it just me or did anyone else spend a few minutes contemplating how you actually could make a car that did allow you to change a flat while moving?

      Actually, I saw that on TV about 10-15 years ago. I don't remember the name of the show.

      The car was a four-door sedan with a stunt driver and two guys in the back seat.

      The driver hits a ramp with the left-side tires, so the car is now balancing precariously on the two right wheels.

      One guy in the back seat opens the door, climbs out, stops the back left wheel from moving, and undoes the lugnuts. Once the nuts are off, they pull the wheel off.

      Then the 2nd guy passes the spare tire, and the guy puts the wheel on. Then tightens the nuts. Climbs back inside the car.

      Now the driver (who has been carefully keeping the car on the two right wheels) turns sharply and the car lands back on all four wheels.

    44. Re:Just me? by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      All that aside, having tires is not absolutely critical to driving a car. One time I saw a Honda Civic going just fine down the street with two rims sans tires on the driver's side. Many people have no respect for their cars, but in spite of this being an older car, it was quite disturbing. The guy probably did something to shred his (bald?) tires, didn't have a spare or enough money/patience for a tow/new tires. As usual, no police were in sight.

      I think the Internet is better maintained than poor people's cars. The Internet is more like a 10-axle vehicle that loses a tire not as infrequently as I used to think. Lines get cut all the time, and there's always someone splicing. It isn't juat Google worried about outages - we are all dealing with them, and barely notice.

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    45. Re:Just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Offroad motorcycle racers have used mousse for awhile. Overheating is one of the big issues.

      Some have experimented with replacing the tube with tennis balls instead of mousse. Enough that someone in New England, USA sells balls for your tires.

    46. Re:Just me? by ivicente · · Score: 1

      Since there are some countries where cars drive on the left side of the road (England, for one) how can they get Google?

    47. Re:Just me? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      TSCHOOO TSCHOOOOOOOOOOOOO *SPLAT* OOOOOOOOOOOOO...........

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  2. I know! I know! Pick Me!!! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

    It just treats the damage as censorship and routes around it, right?

    1. Re:I know! I know! Pick Me!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It treats the routes as damage and censors them.

    2. Re:I know! I know! Pick Me!!! by fulldecent · · Score: 4, Funny

      It treats the censors as routes and damages them?

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    3. Re:I know! I know! Pick Me!!! by DarkIye · · Score: 1

      It treats the censors as routes and damages around them.

    4. Re:I know! I know! Pick Me!!! by kobaz · · Score: 1

      It goes around the damages and routes the censors.

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    5. Re:I know! I know! Pick Me!!! by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      It goes around the damages and routes the censors.

      It sensors the damage, and rounds the route?
      ...
      Hey, we've almost returned full circle to TFS...

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    6. Re:I know! I know! Pick Me!!! by hosecoat · · Score: 1

      it treats the routes as damage and censors them

    7. Re:I know! I know! Pick Me!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've been down this road before, and I think in the end we decided that the Internet interprets Thomas Jefferson as damage and routes around him.

  3. Google File System Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    To those looking for a more in-depth description, check out the technical paper on the google file system:

    http://labs.google.com/papers/gfs.html

    Had to read it for a search engines course in college, it's pretty darn spiffy.

    1. Re:Google File System Paper by SeePage87 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why would we need a more in-depth description? We already got our car metaphor!

    2. Re:Google File System Paper by houghi · · Score: 1

      Technical paper from google? The answer on how they do it is right here: http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html

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    3. Re:Google File System Paper by oldr4ver · · Score: 1

      Because the car metaphor was meant to be humor not literal. If you want to actually learn something, then read the gfs paper. Being a former googler, I can tell you first hand that gfs is truly unique. Consider for a minute that the google infrastructure is designed to run like a single system. When something breaks in California, systems in Ireland know about it and adjust things automatically until things are fixed in Cali. EXT3, NTFS, XFS, and even the new BTrFS can't do that.

      If you want to show off your amazing talent of being the net's largest tool, then just tack on another lame comment to the 1st commenter above.

    4. Re:Google File System Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wooosh !!

    5. Re:Google File System Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to show off your amazing talent of being the net's largest tool, then just tack on another lame comment to the 1st commenter above.

      Nah, that's ok. You've already demonstrated that you are the internet's largest tool. Grow a sense of humor, you douche.

    6. Re:Google File System Paper by treeves · · Score: 1

      But wait, isn't the point that Google is the internet's largest tool obvious and relevant?

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    7. Re:Google File System Paper by SeePage87 · · Score: 1

      Very clever :-)

  4. any large organization by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    Has the same issue with rolling out updates and even though Google is (I suppose 10^100) times larger than any other company it does not mean that the same principles can't be applied. I don't see why Google should have any more problem than any other large company especially as they clearly have lots of resources and expertise to bring to bear.

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    1. Re:any large organization by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I suspect that that is exactly why they get a (slightly puffy) profile piece written about them.

      People with exotic problems and lots of resources make interesting fantasy material(hence the interest in reading about experimental fusion widgets and submarines and satellites and stuff).

      People with common problems and few resources are mostly human interest/commiseration fodder("and that is how Mr. Bitter Q. Sysadmin keeps the department running for under $500/quarter, using nothing more than terrible coffee, worse attitude, and a pile of paperclips running Gentoo Linux")

      People with common problems and lots of resources become "best practices" and get things like TFA written about them.

    2. Re:any large organization by SeePage87 · · Score: 1

      Probably because they handle more traffic than anyone else in the world, and their servers going down is a much more noticeable event than, e.g., GE's. And because the nature of their services probably complicates things as well.

    3. Re:any large organization by TheEcho · · Score: 1

      "a pile of paperclips running Gentoo Linux"
      Can I get one of those? Does it move around when you are compiling something? At least my wife would think that would be worth staring at instead of a bunch lines of text when doing my daily 'emerge --sync && emerge -uDNav world'.

    4. Re:any large organization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But does it run linux?

  5. nothing by mekon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    dont waste time reading this, holzles core answer is: well, if there is a problem, we fix it. and after that, we analyse the reason. brilliant.

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    1. Re:nothing by Yetihehe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Analizing the reason first is a very good step. It could have saved me two hours today :/

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  6. Easy by Daimanta · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Google treats outages like damage and routs around it.

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  7. Video of the car analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Excellent use of the car analogy, especially since it is possible to change a tire while driving a car. Youtube video at 1:48.

    Slightly..ahem... OT so posting anon.

    1. Re:Video of the car analogy by relguj9 · · Score: 1

      Excellent use of the car analogy, especially since it is possible to change a tire while driving a car. Youtube video at 1:48.

      Slightly..ahem... OT so posting anon.

      lol, all I can think of those drivers saying after they read that quote is... "ahahhaha... too easy! too easy!"

  8. Article doesn't really say anything. by girlintraining · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You know, the article read like a press release. Hasn't slashdot whored itself out enough lately on these kinds of things? Google is so ultra-reliable, blah blah, 24x7, blah blah, commitment, blah blah, premier service partner, blah blah... I get that kind of talk enough in staff meetings. Where's the meat already!?

    Why not write an article with some nice graphics saying what happens to my request from the time I hit "Search" to the time I click a result. List off all the servers it goes through, their roles, how they're monitored, etc. Give examples of failure and show the mode decisions the software makes (and where this software is running) -- show the latencies and other performance impacts as my request bounces over failure after failure. That's what I expect when I pull up an article entitled "How Google Routes Around Outages". Something useful, professionally enriching, intellectually stimulating, etc. In short, tell me why I (should) never see a "500 Internal Server Error" from Google, but I do from just about every other major website I've used.

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    1. Re:Article doesn't really say anything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD PARENT UP!

      article was a complete waste of time.

      LINK BAIT!!!!

    2. Re:Article doesn't really say anything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would wager to say you would learn all this if you were hired on as part of google's site reliability team. Probably most of that info. you're curious about is something they're not willing to talk about in great detail for competitive reasons.

    3. Re:Article doesn't really say anything. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know, the article read like a press release. Hasn't slashdot whored itself out enough lately on these kinds of things?

      YMBNH.

      This has been happening since as long as I've been lurking slashdot (2000?), and didn't go away once I set up an account (2002? maybe 2003). And from the YMBNH posts I saw when I began lurking, this has apparently been an issue since the beginning (or shortly thereafter).

      At any rate, complaining about it won't do much good. There's a saying maybe it might help you to repeat:

      Give me the strength to change the things I can, the humility to accept the things I can't, and the wisdom to know the difference.

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    4. Re:Article doesn't really say anything. by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      I have to admit I was disappointed too. We recently had our colocation facility fall down on the job (turns out they have no alternate way to contact everyone should their internet fail) and I was hoping to get some insight into setting up hot sites, how a site should determine whether it can see the internet or not (clearly I can't just ping google anymore), and other things that would be useful from a technical perspective.

      Instead I get "white box" and "black box" monitoring, and I have yet to figure out how to get anything but LCD panels out of google for these terms.

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    5. Re:Article doesn't really say anything. by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think we should, like, get out money back. Or something.

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    6. Re:Article doesn't really say anything. by oldr4ver · · Score: 1

      I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

    7. Re:Article doesn't really say anything. by ral8158 · · Score: 1

      Is that an Ignatian prayer?

    8. Re:Article doesn't really say anything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Umm, cuz that'd be too easy?

  9. Simple, really... by neokushan · · Score: 4, Informative

    The key point:

    When they get an outage, they check how it was caught and if it wasn't caught automatically, they figure out how to next time. Simple rule: They learn from their mistakes and don't put all their eggs in one basket.

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    1. Re:Simple, really... by SeePage87 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bollocks! I tried learning from my mistakes once, and boy did that ever turn out bad. Now I know better than to try that again.

    2. Re:Simple, really... by neokushan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Only because your mistake was NOT drugging the bitch.

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    3. Re:Simple, really... by layer3switch · · Score: 1

      But what we have here is, many baskets but with only one egg, and the problem is to make sure the egg going into the right basket "AND" getting back out from that basket while number of baskets grows!

      What it sounds to me is that Google intelligence is not redundancy but rather granular task assignment with each task in mind that level of fault tolerance in result should be greater than risk of failure in result as it grows/scales.

      For example (simplistic), raid 10 vs. raid 6 comes to mind. Both tolerant to equal amount of failure, what scales better with same or better tolerance to data loss? Which one has better predictable outcome? Which one gives you more time to recover and bang for the buck?

      Everyone most likely has different answer to that, and I believe, Google is no different.

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    4. Re:Simple, really... by mgblst · · Score: 1

      I agree, if you keep making the same mistake over and over again, you learn to deal with it better, it is less of a surprise, and you are more prepared for it. You can become a real expert at that mistake, which keeps on happening. If you stop making this mistake, you might start making new mistakes....well, who knows how to fix those?

    5. Re:Simple, really... by oldr4ver · · Score: 1

      Simple rule: They learn from their mistakes and don't put all their eggs in one basket.

      Yes they do. Its called the Earth.

  10. Changing tires by Spazmania · · Score: 2, Interesting

    akin to 'changing the tires on a car while you're going at 60 down the freeway,'

    This is not so hard. Just design the car with 4 axles instead of 2 and lift one off the road at a time. Helps if it can swivel for easy access to the lugnuts.

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    1. Re:Changing tires by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      akin to 'changing the tires on a car while you're going at 60 down the freeway,'

      This is not so hard. Just design the car with 4 axles instead of 2 and lift one off the road at a time. Helps if it can swivel for easy access to the lugnuts.

      I tried that once, but before I had even produced isometric drawings my tire had shredded, and my rim was trashed...

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  11. Inspiration taken from the same thing it runs on! by Thantik · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Isn't this how the *internet* is (at least in theory) supposed to work anyhow? Instead we have 90% of the cables that route the middle-east/europe running through the same canal. And I know of VERY few ISPs who actually make their systems redundant anymore. /sadface

  12. Replacing a wheel on a car going 60mph by krnpimpsta · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ok, granted they are not travelling 60mph, this is still pretty impressive.. I consider this on-topic, because maybe it is possible to do what the summary suggests (replace wheel in moving car). :)

    Watch from 1:55 to 2:35:
    Youtube video of guys replacing a wheel on a car while it is moving..

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    1. Re:Replacing a wheel on a car going 60mph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojv5Vp9XREk

      Doing it on a motorcycle

    2. Re:Replacing a wheel on a car going 60mph by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      That only works on the non-driving wheels of two-wheel drive vehicles though. To offer a quick analogy, if Google were a car, then Google would only be able to replace those servers that are not responsible for helping drive the search engine forward on the Internet superhighway.

  13. Hoelzle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *ahem* It's Hoelzle. Just saying.

  14. Recursive googling by adrianhensler · · Score: 1

    I'm sure they just do exactly what I do when I'm at work and have a problem: they google for an answer to the problem at hand.

    Oh, wait.

    The above sort of leads into explaining my fear of asking google "is google alive" and the ensuing apocalypse.

  15. It's easy (with a little help from google images) by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I kept thinking about derailing a car, before I realized I was on the wrong track.

    It's easy. (With a little help from Google Images...)

    Car

    Derailer

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  16. Urs Holzle??? by GuyFawkes · · Score: 1

    Tell me I am not the only one who read that and wondered if Google also employ I P Nightly etc

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  17. Already done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  18. Perhaps you're thinking of a movie from the '70s? by ahem · · Score: 1

    Like maybe this one?

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  19. I did too... by thenewguy001 · · Score: 1

    I figured you'd need a car with redundant wheels that can be lowered and retracted while the car was moving. Probably also analogous to how google manages hardware downtime: redundancy.

    While technically possible to make such a car, I don't see any practical use for such a system when it's just safer and more efficient to stop the car and replace the wheel.

    At first I thought it might be a useful system for an armored car like the presidential limo, but the added weight of another motorized system would probably make it more of a liability than help in most situations, considering if something powerful enough to disable an armored wheel on an armored car will probably also destroy any systems adjacent to it.

  20. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, outages route around Google

    Sorry couldn't resist

  21. the phrase route around by nimbius · · Score: 1

    has never really seemed appropriate to me. in an infrastructure you have quorum managers, active fencing, and weighted peers...what does road construction have to do with any of it?

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  22. Amazing speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Woohooo, going at an amazing 60 mph! Imagine that! The wind might well blow away you hat!

    For Germans, talking about that speed like it was fast is really kinda cute. :-)