User: kokoloko2k3

Re:My heart leaped

On: Judge Orders Record Company Execs To Duluth

I can assure *you* that if they _don't_ show up for this, they will not find it enjoyable either.

Windows XP Source Code Revealed!

On: Microsoft Tricks Hacker Into Jail

Yeah, it's an old joke, but... here it goes...

#include <windows.h>
#include <system_errors.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
 
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
 
main()
{
    if (detect_cache())
        disable_cache();
 
    if (fast_cpu())
        set_wait_states(lots);
 
    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
 
    printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \
        or just call it Chicargo)\n");
 
    if (system_ok())
        crash(to_dos_prompt);
    else
        system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
 
    while(1) {
        sleep(5);
        get_user_input();
        sleep(5);
        act_on_user_input();
        sleep(5);
        if (rand() < 0.9)
            crash(complete_system);
    }
    return(unrecoverable_system);
}