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Judge Orders Record Company Execs To Duluth

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "Lest there be any doubt that District Judge Michael J. Davis, presiding over the Duluth, Minnesota, case, Capitol Records v. Thomas, really does 'get it' about the toxic effect the RIAA, its lead henchman Matthew Oppenheim, and their lawyers have had on the judicial process, all such doubt should be removed by the order he just entered (PDF). It removes control of the decision-making process from the RIAA, Oppenheim, and the lawyers. In the order Judge Davis spells out, in the clearest possible terms so that there can be no misunderstanding, that at the extraordinary 2-day settlement conference he has scheduled for later this month, each record company plaintiff is ordered to produce an 'officer' of the corporation, or a 'managing agent' of the corporation, who has corporate, decision-making, 'power.' The judge makes it clear that no one who has 'settlement authority' with any limits or range attached to it will be acceptable. This means that 'RIAA hitman' Matthew Oppenheim will not be able to control the settlement process as he has been permitted by the Courts to do in the past."

231 comments

  1. My heart leaped by subreality · · Score: 5, Funny

    My heart leaped when I first read that as "Judge Orders Record Company Execs To Death". I'm so disappointed.

    1. Re:My heart leaped by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My heart leaped when I first read that as "Judge Orders Record Company Execs To Death". I'm so disappointed.

      I can assure you that if they do show up for this, they will not find it enjoyable.

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    2. Re:My heart leaped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obviously you've never been to Duluth in Winter.

    3. Re:My heart leaped by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 5, Funny

      Trust me, Duluth, MN is worse.

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    4. Re:My heart leaped by subreality · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I appreciate the glimmer of hope. :)

      I dearly hope some of them eventually find it unenjoyable in a criminal PMITA prison kind of way, rather than a merely expensive civil way.

    5. Re:My heart leaped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trust me, Duluth, MN is worse.

      So hell really does freeze over? (sorry Duluth)

    6. Re:My heart leaped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This means that the law-suits don't get to end the law suites and that the corporate masters in charge of this farce are finally going to feel the fire for once. For too long the pendulum swung in the other direction, allowing the US constitution and civil liberties to be kicked to the curb in favour of corporate welfare and a failing business model (the film camera industry knew to top buying large amounts of chemicals more than a decade ago). It isn't 1950 anymore. Time to investigate new ways of making money. Working smarter and harder will let them still win against newcomers. Being old and crusty will let them be a historical oddity in the annals of history.

    7. Re:My heart leaped by GuyverDH · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd prefer some kind of RICO act finding myself... especially with the illegal investigations by unlicensed investigators. Attempts at entrapment (if their actions had been done by police officers or federal agents), attempts at extortion that border on blackmail... "Pay us 5,000.00 or we'll take you to court for hundreds of thousands - oh and we'll keep your little dog as hostage until you pay up..." kind of things (the dog comment is an exaggeration, although it probably went through some of their minds)...

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    8. Re:My heart leaped by ameline · · Score: 1

      And if they don't show up, can they be held in contempt? (oh pretty please let it be so :-)

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    9. Re:My heart leaped by rts008 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, 'death', Deluth, Siberian gulag, it's all the same. Don't suffer from Premature Disappointment(tm). Be Happy!

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    10. Re:My heart leaped by dasunt · · Score: 4, Informative

      As a city, I like it.

      Kind of like San Francisco with the severe elevation changes, but if it was transferred to the frozen tundra for half the year.

      The lake is pretty and Engers tower is worth visiting if you're ever in the area.

    11. Re:My heart leaped by rts008 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can assure you that if they do show up for this, they will not find it enjoyable.

      Okay, I'm crawling out on a limb here, but what if they are masochists by way of business tradition, and can't help but asking for pain?(yes, this may be far-fetched, but is it a factor?)

      BTW, I hope you are right! Experience will have me 'betting' on your side.

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    12. Re:My heart leaped by Docboy-J23 · · Score: 1

      Erm... Have you ever been to Duluth this time of year..?

    13. Re:My heart leaped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Duluth is a nice town actually. Not that it matters here - the notice says they have to go to Minneapolis.

    14. Re:My heart leaped by kokoloko2k3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can assure *you* that if they _don't_ show up for this, they will not find it enjoyable either.

    15. Re:My heart leaped by thebigbadme · · Score: 1

      My heart leaped when I first read that as "Judge Orders Record Company Execs To Death". I'm so disappointed.

      Have you ever been to Minnesota in March?

      Lizards don't survive well in such a climate.

      (I'm from Wisconsin)

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    16. Re:My heart leaped by Tolkien · · Score: 1

      My first thought was Scorpion saying "Get over here!"

    17. Re:My heart leaped by alienzed · · Score: 1

      nah, Duluth is beautiful, right on lake Superior!

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    18. Re:My heart leaped by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Would the settlement proceedings effect just this one instance, Capitol Records v. Thomas, or would the results be more wide reaching, perhaps setting a precedent for other cases pending around the country?

    19. Re:My heart leaped by Sfing_ter · · Score: 2, Funny

      No kidding, have you ever been to Duluth...?

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    20. Re:My heart leaped by Omnifarious · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yes, sort of. Most of Minnesota is full of good straight-laced conservative liberals who would be absolutely mortified to discover they were racists, even though many of them are. And Duluth is small and has a lot of links to the rural communities surrounding it, so it's got this kind of odd mix of "We're liberal and open-minded, really! *BIG GRIN*" and "We're provincial hicks." going.

      Economically, Duluth was suffering mightily from the decline of the steel industry in Minnesota. Now it seems to have stabilized and is growing very slowly. It does not have anywhere near the vibrancy and energy of San Francisco going though.

      Aesthetically, Duluth is kind of the ruralish town that became a city. Lots of open spaces and forest still left. There are a few interesting buildings there, but nothing to compare to the variety or aesthetic quality of San Francisco.

      Regionally, Duluth is Minnesota's most important port city. Duluth, through the Great Lakes, has access to the ocean. It's the easternmost place you can get without going through the Panama Canal if you start in Europe. So, in some ways it has a lot of resemblance to San Francisco in this regard.

    21. Re:My heart leaped by sumdumass · · Score: 4, Informative

      You realize that what is required of a police officer is completely different in a civil suit right?

      The restrictions on police and government typically only apply to criminal cases. This suit and all of the file sharing P2P RIAA suites so far have been civil suits. They are still bound by rules but not near as stringent as there would be for criminal prosecution.

      Entrapment can occur when the government or one or more of it's officers (private people working on their behalf can be officers too), entice and convince someone to do something illegal that they wouldn't ordinarily do. When citizens do that, it sort of becomes conspiracy instead of entrapment. Instead of just one person breaking the law, someone conspired to get another person to break the law. It doesn't get you out of trouble like if you were able to prove entrapment. There are also defenses like "necessity" that can get you out of trouble. Necessity is more or less the defense that the necessity of the situation left only the options of breaking the laws to escape the circumstances with your life or someone else. Imagine your in prison and the guards are murdering everyone and you escape, You wouldn't get busted for the escape charge. On the other hand, suppose the prison was run in a way that the living conditions was so deplorable that you feared for you life or health, it's a little harder to prove but you could escape punishment there too. Imagine someone jumped in front of you and a relative pointing a gun at both of you. He then tells you he will kill your mom, girlfriend or whoever is with you in 15 minutes if you don't take an unloaded gun into a bank and rob it then give him the money. If you could prove those conditions, you would have acted out of "necessity" and would likely escape punishment.

      Anyways, that's getting way off point. The government is held to a different standard then private people, and criminal cases are held differently then civil cases. Entrapment just won't fit with RIAA and civil lawsuits.

    22. Re:My heart leaped by Faylone · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but it's in Michigan, not Minnesota. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan Also, the high today is forecasted to be 27 F, so yeah, frozen over.

    23. Re:My heart leaped by Dribbitz · · Score: 1

      I grew up in the woods just north of Duluth. I've seen what happens to folks from CA who go there in winter (frostbite is a damn ugly thing, when the parts start falling off). ^^

    24. Re:My heart leaped by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I'm pessimistic. Too many times I've read about RIAA lawyers squirming their way out of judge's nooses. In this case, they'll probably ignore the judge's requirements to send an "authority" and then say, "Well that sounds good, but I lack the power to agree or disagree," during the settlement meeting.

      And things will continue to drag on while RIAA eats out the substance of the poor citizen trying to defend herself.

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    25. Re:My heart leaped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duluth is in Minnesota i assure you it hasn't moved.

    26. Re:My heart leaped by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      you did see the comments in parens right? where I stated that the actions would have been entrapment if they had been officers????

      just checking...

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    27. Re:My heart leaped by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I've seen what happens to folks from CA who go there in winter (frostbite is a damn ugly thing, when the parts start falling off). ^^

      Offtopic, but one of the things that amused me when I went to the Presidential Inauguration was seeing the parade route. Before the parade it was lined with State Troopers from almost every State in the Union. The guys from New York, Massachusetts or Minnesota weren't doing too bad but the poor bastards from Georgia, Mississippi or California had no idea how to cope with the cold weather. They had four or five layers on and still looked like they wanted to die.

      The sad thing is that it wasn't even that cold. I remember it being in the low 20s. Doesn't seem very cold to me but then I'm from Upstate NY :)

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    28. Re:My heart leaped by nabsltd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In this case, they'll probably ignore the judge's requirements to send an "authority" and then say, "Well that sounds good, but I lack the power to agree or disagree," during the settlement meeting.

      Based on the judge's order, I'd say that if that happens, expect to see some record company executives found in contempt of court.

      In particular, since that person wouldn't have the authority, the judge would ask for the name of the person that directed them to come. Once Federal judges get actual names of people, it can get quite nasty if you don't do what they say.

    29. Re:My heart leaped by EveLibertine · · Score: 1

      Is Duluth really that bad of a town?

    30. Re:My heart leaped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the easternmost place you can get without going through the Panama Canal if you start in Europe.

      Do you mean westernmost? And in that case, wouldn't both the Hudson Bay and the Gulf of Mexico be further west?

    31. Re:My heart leaped by Otter+Popinski · · Score: 1

      Bob, everyone knows Duluth is not in winter. You obviously don't shampoo.

    32. Re:My heart leaped by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

      The topic of discussion is Hell, not Duluth.

    33. Re:My heart leaped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      In particular, since that person wouldn't have the authority, the judge would ask for the name of the person that directed them to come. Once Federal judges get actual names of people, it can get quite nasty if you don't do what they say.

      Yes, anyone a judge orders to appear in court but who doesn't appear is clearly acting in contempt of court. In that case, the judge can issue a bench warrant and that person can be arrested and held in custody (i.e. jail) until they agree to appear (if they skip out on this they'll have an warrant issued on them immediately). The only recourse I'm aware of would be a writ of habeus corpus from a higher court. I don't think even an executive pardon or legislative act (either at state or federal level) can get you out of contempt of court in the USA.

    34. Re:My heart leaped by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      Your explanation of entrapment is a good theory I suppose. All across america every weekend hundreds if not thousands of policewomen dress up as hookers and entice johns into engaging in activity they might not otherwise engage in.

      The courts have routinely allowed evidence based on these encounters, despite the fact that often these men would not try to obtain services from prostitutes if it weren't for them standing on the side of the road. On TV shows where these types of 'sting' operations are displayed, often times the policewomen dressed as hookers even approach cars parked at stop lights which is very obviously entrapment, but they get away with it anyway.

      The "necessity" word you are searching for is duress, and while that defense would work for a lot(even the bank robbery scenario you described), it would be unlikely to work for breaking out of jail.

      With respect to the RIAA, you're right that entrapment wouldn't work, but criminal computer trespass might.

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    35. Re:My heart leaped by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      He hasn't actually ordered anyone BY NAME to appear in court.

    36. Re:My heart leaped by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      I'm originally from Washington and my recent move to Minnesota just before winter kind of left me stuck indoors. I just didn't have the wardrobe for -30F temperatures.

      Changed my entire perspective on temperature. In Washington, if it was below 55F, that was coat weather. Now, if it's below 35F that is coat weather and I really don't complain about the weather much until we're below 0F. An inch of snow in Washington made me happy that I might get to make a snowman. Now it snows and it's just another day. My front yard has about 16" of snow right now and if that snowplow covers my mailbox again on purpose I might beat the plow driver with a shovel.

      Fun times.

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    37. Re:My heart leaped by Cytotoxic · · Score: 1

      Duluth is an amazing place. I went fishing on lake superior on July 4th weekend a couple of years ago... it was 80 degrees 30 minutes out of town, but 38 degrees by the lake as we put the boat in the water. Not being from the area I came dressed in shorts and a T-shirt! Who knew? I had to borrow a pullover, but I still froze my tail off. I had a fabulous time though, I caught 3 decent sized walleye (delicious!) and we got to see the northern lights on the way back in. All-in-all a great day. But man, is it cold on the lake. Just imagine what it is like in the dead of winter, if that is the middle of summer!

      They actually have a beach on a breakwater in the middle of the city just across from canal park. It is beautiful out there with views of the city and lake all around. The water temperature never gets above 40 degrees though - I have no idea why anyone would go in that water... they seem to have a great time though.

      My father-in-law goes ice fishing every year, this year it the wind chill was below -60. I'm sorry, but that's just nuts. I think the actual air temperature was around -30 or -40. Nope, I can't see the fun in that. Parts really will start falling off.

    38. Re:My heart leaped by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      The hell you say.

    39. Re:My heart leaped by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Duluth -- 92W

      Panama Canal -- 79W

      Mexico's east coast -- 97W

      Hudson Bay -- 94W

    40. Re:My heart leaped by shadowbearer · · Score: 0

      Piffle. 27F is t-shirt weather :)

      SB

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    41. Re:My heart leaped by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      My front yard has about 16" of snow right now and if that snowplow covers my mailbox again on purpose I might beat the plow driver with a shovel.

      What you haven't done that yet? You aren't a true resident of a cold climate until you've broken at least two snow shovels over the head of the plow driver ;) I swear that sadistic son of a bitch waits about a quarter mile from my house for me to finish shoveling out the driveway before he plows our street.......

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    42. Re:My heart leaped by Tanktalus · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ok, let's look at the rules for entrapment.

      1. "First, the idea to commit the crime had to come from government agents and not the person accused of the crime." A woman, no matter how provocatively dressed, simply standing there does not give the idea to commit solicitation. The accused came up with that prejudice all on his own. Further, simply assuming she's a hooker isn't criminal (no matter what non-hookers think about their sultry outfits). The fact that he stops to talk to her is of his own volition. IF she initiates the conversation, say stopping a passer-by, then that changes everything. That's why vice cops never ever initiate the conversation. They will never be the first to bring up "business" to avoid this part of entrapment.
      2. "Second, the government agents then persuaded or talked the person into committing the crime. Simply giving him the opportunity to commit the crime is not the same as persuading him to commit the crime." If the accused says, "You know what, I changed my mind" and starts to walk or drive away, the cop can't say, "Wait up, I'll knock off 10%." Also, simply standing there so he can walk up and solicit is not entrapment, it's merely providing opportunity. If she wasn't there, and a real hooker was, he'd still commit the offense, thus it's not entrapment.
      3. "And third, the person was not ready and willing to commit the crime before the government agents spoke with him." This gets back to who started the conversation about sex. If the cop starts the conversation, then there's reasonable doubt that the accused was ready and willing to talk about sex for money, but if he initiates the topic, then, again, if the woman wasn't a cop but really was a hooker, then he would still have committed the crime, and thus not entrapment.

      WRT RIAA, of course, it fails to meet the "officer of the law" part. That said, I could see someone attempting it anyway by putting forth a theory that the RIAA became a law unto themselves, and thus were obviously officers of their law. If I were on that jury, I probably could be convinced that the RIAA was acting that way.

    43. Re:My heart leaped by swb · · Score: 1

      It's Duluth in the winter. Death is a little warmer.

    44. Re:My heart leaped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why he said:

      Attempts at entrapment (if their actions had been done by police officers or federal agents)

    45. Re:My heart leaped by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      and Duluth, GA (my home for the last 16 years) is worse yet.

    46. Re:My heart leaped by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 1

      He hasn't actually ordered anyone BY NAME to appear in court.

      Yet.

    47. Re:My heart leaped by fast+turtle · · Score: 1

      Entrapment can occur when the government or one or more of it's officers (private people working on their behalf can be officers too), entice and convince someone to do something illegal that they wouldn't ordinarily do.

      Emphasis Mine: Lawyers are considered Officers of the Court, which means that under the Letter/Colour of the Law (if NYCL will explain which is correct) that the RIAA Lawyers could be part and party to an entrapment decision revoking any and all settlements while opening them to civil penalties, censure? and disbarment along with retribution based upon civil suits against said lawyers for the entrapment by the victims of the crime.

      Of course this couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of folks could it?

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    48. Re:My heart leaped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I swear that sadistic son of a bitch waits about a quarter mile from my house for me to finish shoveling out the driveway before he plows our street.......

      That's the best part of the job...

    49. Re:My heart leaped by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I wasn't clear, I saw that but my point was it's useless to make those claims because they don't add anything. It detracts legitimacy from your argument.

      I also saw where your comment listed the entrapment that isn't entrapment because of who is involved as a reason you think supports a RICCO charge or finding. That one stretch of the trust almost invalidates the rest of the argument made. When ever you list something that is categorically false or list something in a way to mislead, it removes legitimacy and adds an air of disgruntled blabbering.

      BTW, generally when I say you, I'm talking figuratively and not about you specifically even if placing yourself as the intended target makes sense. Don't take it personally.

    50. Re:My heart leaped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      He hasn't actually ordered anyone BY NAME to appear in court.

      Yet.

      And even more importantly, while he hasn't named anyone specific he has order that someone with specific roles in the record companies to appear. Ultimately, it is the obligation of the top executives to direct their companies to ensure someone from their company who meets these qualifications attends the hearings. If they don't then the judge can summon them to explain their failure to do so in person, if they ignore that summons they will be in contempt of court themselves (and all that entails).

      I am not a lawyer and there might be some nuiances I'm unaware of that would allow them to weasel-out of the intended process. However on the face of the matter, the record execs will be exposing themselves to a world of legal hurt if they simply ignore this court order.

    51. Re:My heart leaped by PMuse · · Score: 1

      Judge Orders Record Company Execs To Duluth
      Judge Orders Record Company Execs To Death

      Not the same thing at all.
      Death isn't as cold.

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    52. Re:My heart leaped by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I guess a question could be put forth to if the lawyers prosecuting for the recording industry vetted the process that could otherwise be considered entrapment. If the RIAA attorneys prosecuting the case approved of the actions to gather evidence before the cases went to court or where considered or considered cases by approval of that process knowing it's intentions, it may well be seen as entrapment. I think that might be a hard thing to prove though.

      Now, knowing that someone entrapped someone else into a crime, lets say by putting an unmanned fruit stand besides a sign that said free refreshments, they would have a lot less standing to recover damages from anyone who grabs a refreshing apple or orange. So the idea or concept of it may prove useful of nothing but to limit the damages.

    53. Re:My heart leaped by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      the record execs will be exposing themselves to a world of legal hurt if they simply ignore this court order

      That is correct.

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    54. Re:My heart leaped by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Your explanation of entrapment is a good theory I suppose. All across america every weekend hundreds if not thousands of policewomen dress up as hookers and entice johns into engaging in activity they might not otherwise engage in.

      I think the key is "that they wouldn't normally do". Dressing women up as hookers and placing them at a place where prostitution is rampant or expected would mean that the john would be going to that place, able to detect the prostitutes, and engage in the activity. Now, if a girl walks into a bar, goes up to someone saying "you make me hot, I want to screw you", requests money after you go and have sex, I doubt the exclusion would work. It's all about the context.

      The courts have routinely allowed evidence based on these encounters, despite the fact that often these men would not try to obtain services from prostitutes if it weren't for them standing on the side of the road. On TV shows where these types of 'sting' operations are displayed, often times the policewomen dressed as hookers even approach cars parked at stop lights which is very obviously entrapment, but they get away with it anyway.

      I guess the argument could be made that if a person wouldn't ordinarily engage in that activity, they wouldn't have succumbed to it so easily. It depends on the circumstances, as soon as the john expects to pay for sex, it becomes illegal, but if no payment is expected, it's totally legal for a woman to approach a car and inquire about having sexual relations of some sort.

      I have long stated it is my belief that most of those "cop shows" have the goal in mind of convincing people they have less rights then they do in order to cover violations of rights the cops perpetrate on a daily basis in the real world. I mean why would you care that a cop pulled you over for tinted windows and used that as an excuse to search the entire car if you saw it on TV 20 times before. Why would you care that the cops pulled people over for driving while black when you can clearly see that all black people pulled over on TV have guns or drugs and are wanted for various felony warrants. There was one episode of cops where a cop takes the keys out of the ignition and uses it to unlock a console compartment and finds a loaded gun, they arrest the guy and the state supreme court let the guy walk because they didn't have a right to search a locked area when searching the immediate surroundings of a person for their safety. This mirrored a USSC case that said the same, but they still show the reruns of them doing it without any mention to the cops acting illegally.

      Watch the cop shows long enough, and you can't help but think at some point in time, "they can't do that can they?"

      The "necessity" word you are searching for is duress, and while that defense would work for a lot(even the bank robbery scenario you described), it would be unlikely to work for breaking out of jail.

      Duress and necessity may be the same thing, or perhaps part of each other. Duress typically means acting against your own will, necessity can have a willful intent in order to escape a greater harm or evil.

      I hate to use Wikipedia as a reference but here is some stuff on the concept of "necessity" and the concept of duress. They are similar in some respects and could likely include each other but as far as I know, they are separate concepts.

    55. Re:My heart leaped by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      there might be some nuiances I'm unaware of that would allow them to weasel-out of the intended process.

      You mean like promoting the janitor to the position in question and telling him to "Go get 'em, tiger!"?

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    56. Re:My heart leaped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You mean like promoting the janitor to the position in question and telling him to "Go get 'em, tiger!"?

      Sure that might satisfy the legal obligation, but as a practical matter it could seriously backfire and they would to live with it if they did. Perhaps the janitor in question was captain of his high school debate team, but unless he has prior experience and skill with negotiations he could still unintentionally "give away the Homeworld" (Babylon 5 reference), especially if the otherside is very shrewd. After all, they can't invalidate a settlement just because their hand-picked negotiator is incompetent!

    57. Re:My heart leaped by medelliadegray · · Score: 1

      If it were earlier in the year, and given a choice, i feel many people coming from a moderate climate would surely consider death a viable option versus going to somewhere as cold as duluth.

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    58. Re:My heart leaped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Contempt of court would be the start... failure to show up to the settlement conference with the requisite people could get their case dismissed.

    59. Re:My heart leaped by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Nah. If they are dead, you can't hurt them anymore.
      Why do people always think that death is the worst punishment there is?
      If you're dead, you don't care about anything anymore. At all. So the punishment is the pain of being killed. And not being able to do anything anymore. At all. ^^

      But the same can be done by letting them live.
      I say they shall live the longest life any human ever lived. But they shall also want to die more than anything or anyone else in the world. But they shall not be able to kill themselves in any way.
      That is what I call a hard punishment. Especially when you consider what must happen to someone that he prefers death so much.

      Ok, I'm sorry for biting to that primitive way of thinking.
      There is only one morally acceptable "punishment": Separation.
      No! Not of body parts, you freaks!! ^^
      Of groups of people.

      No interaction in the conflicting subjects = no conflicts.

      It stems from the rule that there is no other "right" or "wrong", than that which is arbitrarily defined in a group of people (which can also only contain one, or even a part of a person).
      So this definition is completely relative. So we have no right to punish at all.

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    60. Re:My heart leaped by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      No kidding, have you ever been to Duluth...?

      It's not so bad during both weeks of summer.

    61. Re:My heart leaped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what happened to NCSoft being insolvent? February's over, you know.

  2. IANAL.. by glitch23 · · Score: 1
    so what does this mean?

    This means that 'RIAA hitman' Matthew Oppenheim will not be able to control the settlement process as he has been permitted by the Courts to do in the past.

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    1. Re:IANAL.. by strredwolf · · Score: 1

      My guess is that Oppenheim's barred from negotiations. RIAA has to send in the head of each record company, or it's contempt of court.

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    2. Re:IANAL.. by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not necessarily. It simply means that whomever represents the different companies must have full authority to agree to any settlement amount, from nothing to everything.

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    3. Re:IANAL.. by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It means they'll probably drop the case to avoid the trouble.

      That would be the smart play, wouldn't it? But then again... they're not known for choosing the smart play, are they?

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    4. Re:IANAL.. by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Informative

      My guess is that Oppenheim's barred from negotiations.

      He wouldn't be barred from attending. He just won't be in control, as he is normally permitted to be.

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    5. Re:IANAL.. by torkus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Assuming the judge *lets* them drop the case without prejudice. Seems like the judge is more than tired of the nonsense and if the MAFIAA tries a 'oh! my bad! Let's be friends' he'll *find* for the defendant - which would amount to making case law out of his/her defense.

      That would go a LONG way to invalidating their whole extortion scheme - they sue, defense cites this case and then puts in a counterclaim for legal fees and damages.

      The MAFIAA doesn't care if they don't win - they just can't afford to actually LOSE because it would set a precedent.

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    6. Re:IANAL.. by hairyfeet · · Score: 0

      For those of us that aren't good at legalese would you mind explaining it in English Mr. Beckerman? I tried to make sense of it but I'm afraid legalese just isn't my strong suit, so my questions are these- What changes do you hope this will bring about? Will this help to stop the RICO style extortion that has been going on with the RIAA lawsuits? Do you believe this will simply move the *.AAs into going directly for the ISPs instead of the courts, or will this case help us to finally shed light on what we really need, which is serious copyright reforms?

      Sorry for not "getting it" but I'm just a humble PC repairman and trying to read a lot of this stuff is about like me trying to read Latin. I do know that copyrights and the RIAA have gotten totally crazy, with copyrights lasting 150 years or more and the RIAA suing dead folks and little kids. I want you to know though that I am grateful there are guys like you that are willing to stand up to those that think their money can buy the law like the RIAA. Too many of us when faced with an enemy that powerful simply have to pay up even if we did nothing wrong simply to keep from going bankrupt. But without having experience in case law it is hard for me to read between the lines and see what the long term effects of this will be, and I hope that you can explain it in plain English if you aren't too busy.

      Thanks for your time and keep up the fight!

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    7. Re:IANAL.. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Heh, no.

      Reading the Law is free; Interpretation and explaination are what costs money.

      N.B. I appreciate that OPSI is for UK legislation, but the same applies to whichever resource you choose for US Law.

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    8. Re:IANAL.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt they care about prejudice. If they drop they case, they wouldn't try to sue Thomas again. Any attorney fee and such are also pocket change.

    9. Re:IANAL.. by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Hey, I apologize for not understanding legalese. All I was able to get out of it is there is going to be a settlement. And last I heard settlements were bad because that is how corps make problems go away. You know, settle and sweep it under the rug. But if NYCL is excited about it there must be more to it than that, I just don't know what the more to it is. If someone has better understanding of it and can explain in plain English instead of modding me down for asking a question, feel free.

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    10. Re:IANAL.. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Easy there, champ. It was a slight at Solicitors charging for explaining what sentences written in English mean, often the most precise English you'll ever read. It wasn't against you. Don't be so defensive!

      NYCL is kind enough to help us understand a lot of what goes on, which otherwise we'd more than likely not have a clue about any of this. I was illustrating, following with commonly held misconception, that all lawyers are complete misers who wouldn't help a dying man in the street without agreeing to a large lump sum payment, let alone help a lay-man understand Legalese.

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    11. Re:IANAL.. by JustNilt · · Score: 1

      My guess is that Oppenheim's barred from negotiations.

      He wouldn't be barred from attending. He just won't be in control, as he is normally permitted to be.

      The order wasn't that long so I read the entire thing. IANAL but I didn't see anything in there that would prevent each of the parties from appointing Oppenheim as their agent specifically for this proceeding. Maybe I'm missing something, though, due to my lack of familiarity with Oppenheim's historical practices in such conferences.

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    12. Re:IANAL.. by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Hey I wasn't aiming that at you. I have noticed the mods lately if someone dares to ask a question or says anything other than "Yay for groupthink!" they get modded down, just as I did when I asked for an English explanation to what was going on. I just wonder how many here are cheering thinking this is bad for the RIAA without even knowing WHAT it is or WHY it is bad for the RIAA. At least I am honest enough to admit I don't have a freaking clue about legalese and lawyer speak.

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    13. Re:IANAL.. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      That's fair.

      Should we hug, or what?

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  3. Wow by teknosapien · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe this is the beginning of the end and a new business model will show up. take the lawyers out of the mix and get to the heart of the matter? This will be interesting to watch

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    1. Re:Wow by nonades · · Score: 1

      There better not be any music involved in this. There is no music allowed in the music industry.

    2. Re:Wow by gringofrijolero · · Score: 1

      More likely it will be a "new" business model with the same people trying to control it. Much like the government having many different presidents, but with the same old career cabinet members who carry the real clout going back to the 70s. IOW BAU

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  5. At last, a job for Alberto Gonzales! by Steve1952 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Work's been kind of slow for him lately. Perhaps he can represent one of the record companies.

    1. Re:At last, a job for Alberto Gonzales! by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Gonzales isn't going to step back down and do that. After all these years of working his way up the evil ladder, he is looking to move up and hopefully one day replace Cheney as Satan's assistant. Representing a mere RIAA case is a job for an evil rookie.

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  6. If only... by GuyverDH · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I only wish that there had been some way to make it an official judicial order, requiring them to send someone, something that could have major legal / monetary penalties applied if they don't comply, preferably with U.S. Marshall escort, in hand-cuffs if they refused or tried to weasel out - but that would be dreaming big...

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    1. Re:If only... by GuyverDH · · Score: 5, Insightful

      hmmm - after reading the order... it sounds like if they probably do NOT want to skip this in any way shape or form...

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    2. Re:If only... by powerspike · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sorry Your Honor,
      we took a wrong turn on the way to the court house, and ended up in a country that doesn't have an extradition agreement with America. Yours Sincerely, RIAA lawyers.

    3. Re:If only... by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Informative

      hmmm - after reading the order... it sounds like if they probably do NOT want to skip this in any way shape or form...

      That is correct. They are not going to 'skip' this. They will probably try to avoid it, by getting the best settlement they can get in advance of the hearing... but if they don't settle, they will show, and I can't imagine them disobeying any aspect of the order.

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    4. Re:If only... by Hierarch · · Score: 1

      Out of a morbid sense of curiosity, what happens if they don't follow it to the letter? Contempt of court, presumably, but I don't know what that means for the RIAA's officers, or the organization itself.

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    5. Re:If only... by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Out of a morbid sense of curiosity, what happens if they don't follow it to the letter?

      It would never happen, but if it were to happen, the judge would throw the case out and grant the defendant her attorneys fees and costs.

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    6. Re:If only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will probably try to avoid it, by getting the best settlement they can get in advance of the hearing....

      At this point, I can't imagine any defendant settling before the hearing. At least not unless the settlement involved enough zeroes to make me and my lawyers and our extended families fabulously wealthy beyond our wildest wet dreams.

      The judge appears to have his fingers firmly enmeshed in the RIAA's pubes. As a defendant, I'd be loath to settle early and miss the sight of the judge applying max torque.

      His order essentially specifies that there will be no communications back and forth between his courtroom and RIAA HQ -- they'll send plenipotentiaries or he'll rip their pubes out by the roots.

    7. Re:If only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would never happen, but if it were to happen, the judge would throw the case out and grant the defendant her attorneys fees and costs.

      I wonder if it would be deemed unseemly for the judge, before the hearing starts, to have his bailiff place a suitcase labeled "Asshole Ripper" on the edge of the bench.

    8. Re:If only... by CaptainOfSpray · · Score: 0, Troll

      Since when did not having an extradition agreement stop the US from abducting and removing anybody they feel like, to any country they feel like?

      Choose Extraordinary Rendition for all your extralegal needs, you know it makes sense.

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    9. Re:If only... by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      That is correct. They are not going to 'skip' this. They will probably try to avoid it, by getting the best settlement they can get in advance of the hearing... but if they don't settle, they will show, and I can't imagine them disobeying any aspect of the order.

      Which begs the question, if you were the defense lawyer, would you hold out a settlement for actual and treble damages? i.e. $0.99 and $2.97 per song? I mean, come on, that's pretty standard in other areas of law, right?

      And if that were the settlement, does that have any weight on other settlements?

    10. Re:If only... by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      this is "in chambers" so the judge will have his library very much in reach (i wonder how many volumes of what size the involved code is).

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    11. Re:If only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...

      Choose Extraordinary Rendition for all your extralegal needs, you know it makes sense.

      Damn that evil Bill Clinton for starting that practice...

  7. Duluth and ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's hope that more judges do this in places that record company execs will hate to visit. Not to trash Duluth, but you know that the recording industry guys think that any place but NYC or LA is not up to their standard of cool. I want to see these jerks have to visit Phoenix in July, followed by Houston, St Louis, New Orleans, etc. Then in the dead of winter they can tour Fargo, St. Paul and Buffalo during the snow storm season. Fry em and freeze em.

    1. Re:Duluth and ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buffalo would be great, especially if they can time it RIGHT before a big ol north eastern storm. flights cancelled and major roads shut down for a few days... bwhahaha.

      (and yes, i've been there when this happens. you get to meet some really interesting people in hotels this way also)

  8. NCYL, the juicy details please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NYCL, would you favor us with your opinion regarding what you think will happen at the settlement meeting? For one thing, is it clear who the settlement will favor? How unusual is an order like this, and why do you think the judge entered it?

    And why is it so important that Oppenheim can't represent the RIAA at the meeting? Presumably he was only following executive orders anyway. What does it matter who the representative is?

    1. Re:NCYL, the juicy details please! by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      NYCL, would you favor us with your opinion regarding what you think will happen at the settlement meeting?

      If it goes forward, the Judge will lean on each party to soften its position, and get rid of the case.

      For one thing, is it clear who the settlement will favor?

      Most likely the settlement would be for a small payment by defendant. Most likely all parties will be unhappy with it.

      How unusual is an order like this, and why do you think the judge entered it?

      In my experience it is quite unusual, and the judge entered into to try to avoid another taxpayer funded circus serving no appropriate purpose. The courts have much more serious things to attend to than some lady allegedly downloading 24 MP3 files.

      And why is it so important that Oppenheim can't represent the RIAA at the meeting?

      Because he and his lawyer friends have been churning these cases to the detriment of everyone except themselves.

      Presumably he was only following executive orders anyway.

      I think the actual relationship is somewhat more subtle than that. Yes the record company executives authorized this, but both they and Oppenheim and the lawyers Oppenheim hired were all acting to the detriment of the companies themselves. Yes they had authority to do it. But they weren't giving their clients sound advice. And the record companies were being played for the suckers. Highly 'aggressive' clients are easy prey.

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    2. Re:NCYL, the juicy details please! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Well, I am not entirely convinced that the record company execs are quite so innocent in this case. Regardless, wouldn't it be nice if they really did realize that they have been given bad advice all this time?

      "Hey, you guys in the glasses! Can you explain why we have been paying you millions of dollars every year these last 10 years, and all we have to show for it is... squat?"

      I bet those fees bought a nice little pile of summer homes and fishing boats. Trips to Euro Disney.

    3. Re:NCYL, the juicy details please! by xous · · Score: 1

      each record company plaintiff is ordered to produce an 'officer' of the corporation, or a 'managing agent' of the corporation, who has corporate, decision-making, 'power.'

      Couldn't they simply grant one of their lawyers these privileges with certain restrictions meet the requirements and keep going on as per usual?

      That said this would obviously not be a wise decision if the lawyers aren't acting in the best interest of their client.

    4. Re:NCYL, the juicy details please! by Geekbot · · Score: 1

      So, this is not so much about whether RIAA is behaving within the law, but more that they are sucking up the courts time for trivial matters?

      And he is going to compel the record execs themselves to waste their own time if they are going to waste his?

    5. Re:NCYL, the juicy details please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL, but I don't understand how that order explicitly excludes Oppenheimer from being responsible for the settlement. Couldn't the record companies provide him, or someone equally odious, with sufficient authority to settle the case on their behalf?

    6. Re:NCYL, the juicy details please! by gruffbear · · Score: 1

      they weren't giving their clients [the RIAA] sound advice. And the record companies were being played for the suckers. Highly 'aggressive' clients are easy prey.

      Stockbrokers who churn their clients' accounts are subject to civil and criminal penalties. Is it the same for lawyers who churn the cases of aggressive clients?

    7. Re:NCYL, the juicy details please! by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      Couldn't they simply grant one of their lawyers these privileges with certain restrictions meet the requirements and keep going on as per usual?

      FTFS:

      The judge makes it clear that no one who has 'settlement authority' with any limits or range attached to it will be acceptable.

      Apparently not.

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    8. Re:NCYL, the juicy details please! by xous · · Score: 1

      So a lawyer with limited control of the company except unrestricted settlement rights still could take the place of an executive.

      It strikes me that it's a fairly simple task to tell the lawyer... 'if you think we'll lose do whatever you can to drop the case without setting a precedent, if the judge rules in favor of the client , if we win get as much money as possible.

  9. here you go by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEX1dYyvmig

    the best piece of music for this trek

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  10. IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by wwwillem · · Score: 3, Funny

    No matter if this is good or bad news against the RAFIAA, but when I read ...

    "Lest there be any doubt ... the toxic effect [...] have had on the judicial process ... the decision-making process ... in the clearest possible terms ... can be no misunderstanding ... the extraordinary 2-day settlement ... who has corporate, decision-making, power ... with any limits or range attached to it", etc.

    Oh bloody hell, don't know who did it, but this /. summary must have been written by a lawyer, or at least someone who desperately wants to become one! Not a good sign....

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    1. Re:IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No matter if this is good or bad news against the RAFIAA, but when I read ...

      "Lest there be any doubt ... the toxic effect [...] have had on the judicial process ... the decision-making process ... in the clearest possible terms ... can be no misunderstanding ... the extraordinary 2-day settlement ... who has corporate, decision-making, power ... with any limits or range attached to it", etc.

      Oh bloody hell, don't know who did it, but this /. summary must have been written by a lawyer, or at least someone who desperately wants to become one! Not a good sign....

      A lawyer DID write it.

      "NewYorkCountryLawyer writes.."

    2. Re:IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Oh bloody hell, don't know who did it, but this /. summary must have been written by a lawyer, or at least someone who desperately wants to become one! Not a good sign....

      It certainly was! If you've not heard of NewYorkCountryLawyer then you're definitely new here!

      This one man has done more than anyone else to bring to the public's attention what the MAFIAA have beeen up to for the past few years - check out his blog at http://recordingindustryvspeople.blogspot.com/ for more details.

      Ray - keep up the good work, it looks like we're heading for the endgame now....

    3. Re:IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Ray - keep up the good work, it looks like we're heading for the endgame now....

      Thanks. Yes it looks to me like we are in, or close to, the endgame.

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    4. Re:IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

      this /. summary must have been written by a lawyer, or at least someone who desperately wants to become one!

      Well you're part right.

      It was written by a lawyer.

      But he does not desperately want to be a lawyer; in fact he would prefer to be just about anything else.

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    5. Re:IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      And a slashdot subscriber, to boot. Is that recent, or am I just unobservant?

      I've speculated elsewhere, but what do you think the world would be like today had the RIAA purchased Napster instead of suing them into oblivion?

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    6. Re:IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      The username didn't indicate the same thing, with far less effort???

    7. Re:IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 4, Funny

      And a slashdot subscriber, to boot. Is that recent, or am I just unobservant?

      And in case you hadn't noticed, Slashdot is now available online!

    8. Re:IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by macraig · · Score: 1

      ...in fact he would prefer to be just about anything else.

      Hey, I hear the Denny's over there is hiring.

      *ducks*

    9. Re:IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by DanZ23 · · Score: 1

      Thanks. Yes it looks to me like we are in, or close to, the endgame.

      Reading that just gave me chills. Thanks for your work.

    10. Re:IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, he could be the head chef because he's real good at serving things up on a platter.

    11. Re:IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by troll8901 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Part 1 - Cheerleaders in mini-skirts rushing out excitedly to hug NYCL and toss him in the air.
      Part 2 - Cowboy Neal runs out and lifts NYCL in the air.

      Part 3: During the Superbowl Half-Time ...

      (Crowd cheering) Ray Beckerman! New York Country Lawyer!

      (NYCL was standing in the middle of the football field. He stared at the field entrance warily, expecting CowboyNeal to appear again. Nobody came out.)

      (Suddenly, NYCL was hugged from behind and hosted into the air! The spectators had ran onto the field and came to hug him!)

    12. Re:IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by shentino · · Score: 1

      If you're even remotely serious I don't blame you.

      I can't imagine it's easy manning the front lines.

    13. Re:IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Had RIAA used their heads, and bought out Napster and other startups, and USED the technology they acquired, they could have become a force for good. But, it's more likely that they would have used Napster to extinguish file sharing. Think of the intelligence data they could have reaped, and all the deliciously oppressive lawsuits THAT could have generated! Stealing a song today could well be a capital crime......

    14. Re:IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by zonky · · Score: 1

      Napster might have been the "itunes" of the marketplace, but there will still be Kaaza's or Bitorrents or emules.

    15. Re:IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by gknoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry to hear that, Ray. You're one of the people demonstrating that lawyers can be awesome. IF you're not happy doing this, I hope you find something you do enjoy.

    16. Re:IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by ignavus · · Score: 5, Funny

      And a slashdot subscriber, to boot. Is that recent, or am I just unobservant?

      And in case you hadn't noticed, Slashdot is now available online!

      Really? Wow. I'll have to stop getting the paper version delivered.

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    17. Re:IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      Part 1 - Cheerleaders in mini-skirts rushing out excitedly to hug NYCL and toss him in the air.
      Part 2 - Cowboy Neal runs out and lifts NYCL in the air.
      Part 3: During the Superbowl Half-Time ...

      If there's going to be any "wardrobe malfunction", let's have it with the cheerleaders instead of NYCL or CowboyNeal...

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    18. Re:IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, whatever it is that you want to do, I hope you get to do it. In my opinion, you have earned the right to do what you want many times over.

      Thank you again for being one of the few, if not the only, people who had the means and motivation to make a difference in this ordeal!!!

    19. Re:IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      Next thing, you'll be telling me that they have the Internet on computers now!

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    20. Re:IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by akpoff · · Score: 1

      This *is* slashdot. You can pretend to be anything you want -- including a geek -- while working your day job. God knows most of us pretend to be lawyers while we're coding.

    21. Re:IAAL (I am a Lawyer) by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      Sorry Ray,

      But once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny...

      Even as a bastion of hope, you have been Touched by the Shadows.

      (* runs off, with the meme abuse police in hot pursuit *)

  11. This is pretty standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Other than the fact that the settlement conference will be with Judge Davis instead of a magistrate, this order is completely standard.

    For comparison, here is the relevant portion of a notice of settlement conference in another recent Minnesota federal district court case:

    "Counsel who will actually try the case and each party, armed with full settlement discretion, shall be present. If individuals are parties to this case, they shall be present. If a orporation or other collective entity is a party, a duly authorized officer or managing agent of that party shall be present. This means that each party must attend through a person who has the power to change that party=s settlement posture during the course of the conference. If the party representative has a limit, or âoecapâ on his or her authority, this requirement is not satisfied."

    1. Re:This is pretty standard by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      Please give me the case number so I can verify what you're saying. If it's true, then I read too much into it.

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    2. Re:This is pretty standard by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      I couldn't find that exact phrase online, but the closest thing to it is described as:

      In this case we confront a lawyer caught between his client and the court. Specifically, we are presented with the question of when counsel should be sanctioned for a client's failure to appear before a magistrate as ordered. We conclude that a lawyer who has used his or her best efforts to secure the compliance of the client ought not be subjected to sanctions in these circumstances. In light of the facts outlined below, we affirm the fine imposed on Tribal Co-Operative Marketing Development Federation of India ("Trifed"), but reverse the magistrate's sanctions against Trifed's counsel, Larry Klayman.
      ...

      On December 4, 1992, a settlement conference of sorts took place. Universal was represented by counsel and an officer with the requisite settlement authority. Appearing for Trifed were two individuals: local counsel William Henney and Sushovan Sengupta, an administrative assistant in the Visa Section of the Indian Consulate in Chicago. In the course of the attempted settlement discussions that day, Sengupta refused to offer any money to settle the case, stating only that Trifed viewed the case as meritless.2 On December 7, 1992, Magistrate Noel issued an Order to Show Cause, directing Klayman to explain why he and Trifed should not be sanctioned for their conduct surrounding the settlement conference. On January 19, 1992, Magistrate Noel ordered that Klayman pay Universal "any costs, including attorney's fees, incurred by the plaintiff in attending the aborted December 4, 1992, settlement conference" and that Trifed be fined $6,708, "which represents the sum of money [Trifed] thought it would save in air fare by reason of [Trifed's] willful violation of the court's order." The district court affirmed the magistrate judge's sanction order on April 2, 1993.

      This all sounds quite serious, but then, IANAL. ;)

    3. Re:This is pretty standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the PDF you linked to it says:
      A settlement conference will be held in the above-referenced matter on March 30, 2009 and March 31, 2009 beginning at 9:00 a.m., in Chambers, Suite 15E, U.S. Courthouse, 300 South Fourth Street, Minneapolis, Minnesota, before Chief Judge Michael J. Davis.

    4. Re:This is pretty standard by OolimPhon · · Score: 1

      On January 19, 1992, Magistrate Noel ordered that Klayman pay Universal "any costs, including attorney's fees, incurred by the plaintiff in attending the aborted December 4, 1992, settlement conference" and that Trifed be fined $6,708, "which represents the sum of money [Trifed] thought it would save in air fare by reason of [Trifed's] willful violation of the court's order." The district court affirmed the magistrate judge's sanction order on April 2, 1993.

      That sounds like fun. How much does it cost to run a private Learjet these days?

  12. Makes sense by seifried · · Score: 1

    Either you have someone at the settlement meeting that can make decisions, or you have a dozen settlement meetings with a few days in between while the person reports back to whomever can make decisions, which would be an enormous waste of the court's time. I think it's also fair to say if you're going to sue someone/etc. and say you're willing to settle you honor that and actually have someone who can settle at the meeting. Not rocket science. How they got away with this before is beyond me.

    1. Re:Makes sense by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Informative

      How they got away with this before is beyond me.

      It's beyond me too. In Brooklyn several years ago the Magistrate Judge ordered the "principals" of the record companies to attend an in-person settlement conference. When the day came, however, the only person who showed was Matthew Oppenheim, who is not even an employee of any of those companies. If I was the judge I would have thrown their case out, due to their flagrant disobedience of his order. Instead, the judge said "okay" and said he was accepting Oppenheim as a "principal" of all of the companies, and the judge claimed that Oppenheim was the only person in the world who had authority to settle on behalf of all 4 companies. Go figure.

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    2. Re:Makes sense by Atario · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Go figure.

      Yeah, it makes me wonder what kind of figure was involved.

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    3. Re:Makes sense by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      the judge claimed that Oppenheim was the only person in the world who had authority to settle on behalf of all 4 companies. Go figure.

      Just remember half of every class or profession is probably less than average of that class or profession.

      Also, while I'm not a lawyer, I unfortunately know a few of them. There is an arrogance with corporate lawyers who do not deal with the "unwashed masses." There is an assumption, at least from what I see, that lawyers who represent corporations have a higher degree of integrity. It isn't true, of course, but there you go.

      Just look at what happens with debt collection. People fighting debt collectors go in to court with a default of being guilty while the lawyer for the company practically runs the proceedings. The Boston Globe had a week long series of it not too long ago.

      We all know that the corporate lawyers are the worst fucking scum (sorry, had to be said), but the judges that come from that environment do not see it that way. So, when a corporate lawyer makes a statement that any normal person would call a lie, it has more weight than a little old grandma that says she doesn't even own a computer.

    4. Re:Makes sense by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      Brer Rabbit and the tar baby.

      Oppenheim shows up, the judge accepts him as a principal with full authority. If he refuses to settle, the judge holds the plaintiffs to that refusal. He's their principal, he had full authority to do that, they can't back out and settle later. If he settles, the judge holds the plaintiffs to the terms of that settlement. They can't claim Oppenheim didn't have authority, not without stating on the record that they willfully disobeyed the judge's order to send someone with authority. And if he at any point says "I'll have to check with my superiors to see whether I can agree to that or not.", the judge gets to say "I'm sorry, that's not the correct answer." or the legal equivalent. I can see an annoyed judge letting a plaintiff and their attorneys dig themselves into that hole and then not letting them climb back out.

  13. silly apostrophe by seifried · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Oh no, here comes an S!!! Doh.

    1. Re:silly apostrophe by lilomar · · Score: 1

      I read your parent comment several times, and although I noticed several other possible grammar mistakes (commas, I think), I only saw one apostrophe, which is correctly placed before the s in "court's" to show possession.

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    2. Re:silly apostrophe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ??? I only see two apostrophes in your post, neither of them misplaced. Don't grammar nazi yourself, that never goes well. At least you didn't make an additional error in your correction. :-)

    3. Re:silly apostrophe by lilomar · · Score: 1

      Oops, Ok, I missed one on it's. But that one was also used correctly to indicate a contraction of it and is.

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    4. Re:silly apostrophe by theapeman · · Score: 1

      There are 4 apostrophes. All correct. (court's, it's, you're, you're)

    5. Re:silly apostrophe by lilomar · · Score: 1

      Wow, next time I'm just going to copy the text and grep for apostrophes.

      It's sad when you can trust your computer more than you can your own brain...

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  14. How many years to get one judge? by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

    Talk about a long slog.

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  15. Unfortunately I doubt it by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't think a contempt charge is possible since the order doesn't name a specific person to show up. It just asks for somebody in authority, don't care who. IANAL though.

    But from the tone it sounds like "if you don't do this - you forfeit." And I don't think anyone wants that to happen.

    Reason being, this bit:

    If complete agreement is not reached, each attorney shall deliver to chambers on or before March 23, 2009 by noon, a letter which shall include: (1) the parties' respective settlement positions before the meeting; (2) the parties' respective positions following the meeting; (3) a concise analysis of each remaining liability issue, with citation to relevant authority; (4) a reasoned, itemized computation of each element of the alleged damages, with a concise summary of the testimony of each witness who will testify in support of the damage computations; and (5) a reasoned analysis justifying their client's last stated settlement position as well as any additional information believed to be helpful to the process of reaching agreement.

    I don't read a lot of legal documents, but specifically points (3) and (4) sound an awful lot like a judge who's absolutely sick and tired of being jerked around.

    If I read this right the judge is trying to expose exactly what's going on here. I hope that is his intention. It sounds like it to me. If that's the case, the RIAA will drop the case. If they don't, if the judge has his way, that that's it for the RIAA. And it certainly sounds like that's on the judge's agenda.

    Because if the judge exposes this for the scam that it is, there will be the Mother Of All Class Action Countersuits, where the previous victims of this scam unite and get their money back. With damages added, of course.

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    1. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nah...

      The RIAA companies (SUE-W) will declare bankruptcy and we, the u.s. tax payers will give them several billion dollars..

      Oh waiter... "Bitter, party of one!"

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    2. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by CoolCalmChris · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't read a lot of legal documents, but specifically points (3) and (4) sound an awful lot like a judge who's absolutely sick and tired of being jerked around.

      I agree, but I also think number 5 is a pretty good indication of his state of mind...

      (5) a reasoned analysis justifying their client's last stated settlement position as well as any additional information believed to be helpful to the process of reaching agreement.

    3. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by CodeBuster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd like to believe that such an outcome is beyond the realm of possibility, but the RIAA has links into the Obama administration through Biden, so such a swindle could indeed occur all kidding aside. One of the side effects of electing the Democrats this time around is granting the entertainment industry, with all of their special interests, enhanced access to the government pocketbook and the federal prosecutor. I wonder if any of the young college students who voted for Obama factored this into their decision. They may soon come to regret Obama's VP choice and his ties to the MAFIAA on a very personal level.

    4. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by oliphaunt · · Score: 1

      well, the RIAA can move to dismiss their own case. And while it's customary for judges to grant such motions, it would be really singular for THIS judge to deny and force the MAFIAA to actually show up and take their medicine.

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    5. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by MadKeithV · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think this judge's order indicates that he is keenly aware that the RIAA is a shell entity for the music industry, so there is some hope that a simple RIAA bankruptcy won't be a "get out of jail free" card for the involved members of the music industry.

    6. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by sumdumass · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't capitol V Thomas already decided and this is just the settlement portion that was overturned on appeal?

      If that is true, that would mean that all RIAA or the record labels would lose is the settlement. I doubt any class action suits would come about from it.

      I agree that the judge is expecting to expose/determine exactly what's going on. The information gained will probably be ammunition for other cases which might make RIAA's future suits harder to get this far. Perhaps even opening a door to get some other judgments modified too.

    7. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the Judge wants the CEO's to show up in his courtroom. Anyone else would naturally have limitations on the amount of compensation they could offer.

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    8. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by Ihmhi · · Score: 4, Funny

      It'd be pretty funny though if they went to bankruptcy court and got some people who didn't really like the 'IAAs.

      "Sony/BMG for one dollar! Going once, going twice, SOLD to man with the fluffy beard and pair of katanas.

    9. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by cdrudge · · Score: 3, Informative

      Many times it's not just the CEO that technically holds the purse strings. The CFO, Comptroller, or other high ranking management may be able to also authorize a settlement without further authorization. Temporary authorization could also be granted if a person does not regularly have authorization, but was given so just for this case.

    10. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by LaminatorX · · Score: 4, Funny

      It will now be called GNU/Sony/BMG.

    11. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You are right, Sarah would have been so much better.

    12. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      No, the ruling was overturned, because it was based on the "making available" argument.

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    13. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I think the judge is trying to figure out how what is basically a 2 cd set worth about 20 retail is worth a quart million dollars. The 'harm' would have been that each song was downloaded nearly 10000 times each.

    14. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Why does Santa Claus have a pair of katanas?

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    15. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If that is true, that would mean that all RIAA or the record labels would lose is the settlement. I doubt any class action suits would come about from it.

      I would think it would depend on the decision - why is the settlement thrown out. If the decision makes it clear that they are not entitled to anything then perhaps there's a suit for harassment or something? False witness? Something. They must pay one way or another. Behavior like this must not be tolerated.

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    16. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, here's the difference:

      What the judge is asking for is a person-in-fact. The person-in-law is the corporate entity (RIAA) and is demanding that a person-in-fact show up in court that is authorized to make decisions for the corporation.

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    17. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. The Judge overturned the whole case. He determined that the "making available thoery" was invalid and therefore shouldn't have been part of the Jury Instructions.

    18. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      First, let me say I misunderstood some specifics about this case when I made that statement. Thomas originally lost and got a sky high judgment against her. On appeal, they argued against the "Making availible is sharing" (as if placing a pen and paper beside a book would constitute copyright infringement) and it was argued that Punitive or statutory damages in excess of actual damages violated her constitutional rights because any time the government punishes someone through a law, that person was entitled to due process that's present in the criminal systems but not the civil systems.

      It was originally my understanding that only the judgment had been vacated and they were redoing that. It turns out that the entire "making availible" argument was as faulty as considering placing a pen and paper next to a book copyright infringement and the entire trial was tossed out. This settlement process is actually part of the new trial not as I originally thought- the ending of the old trial.

      With that in mind, you are correct within the facts present. However, in the context of my original incorrect understanding, Thomas would have still had the judgment against her, she just wouldn't have had to pay out anything. If there was false witness or illegal activity or something that wasn't known at trial, it would be grounds for appeal and that process would have had to go first before it gives credence to any other actions.

      My misunderstandings made this more confusing then it should have been. I apologize for that.

    19. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by Abreu · · Score: 1

      ...and then "the GNU Song" will be released in vinyl, CD, SACD, DVD-Audio and will be a multi-platinum hit MUAHAHAHAHA!!

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    20. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by Hordeking · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'd like to believe that such an outcome is beyond the realm of possibility, but the RIAA has links into the Obama administration through Biden, so such a swindle could indeed occur all kidding aside. One of the side effects of electing the Democrats this time around is granting the entertainment industry, with all of their special interests, enhanced access to the government pocketbook and the federal prosecutor.

      Just as dangerous are the federal judges he has the power to appoint, combined with majority party blind support in both houses.

      I wonder if any of the young college students who voted for Obama factored this into their decision. They may soon come to regret Obama's VP choice and his ties to the MAFIAA on a very personal level.

      Do you really give them that much credit? I highly doubt 99% considered anything beyond the "four legs good, two legs bad" mentality that they have crammed into their heads.

      In reality, college students probably shouldn't be allowed to vote. They're like welfare recipients. Why? Because they're usually in debt. Debt can make a man do things he wouldn't normally do. So they're more prone to be bought off by promises of "lower tuition!", "more tuition aid!", "easier to obtain loans!", and so on. Don't forget the perennial "your enemies are the corporations!", "their only goal is to make the wealthy wealthier!". Of course, this isn't much different from pandering to pensioners on social security. They party in charge wants to keep a constituency beholden to them in the next election. And if they can get a perpetual "cannot-kill" program that the other party generally disagrees with or wants to change, they can reap the benefits for multiple election cycles. Of course, disenfranchising beholden voters is an effective way to do this, but it foments civil unrest.

      On the bright side, I'm seeing far more libertarian support when people aren't forced into a binary choice.

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    21. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      Why does Santa Claus have a pair of katanas?

      He's referring to xkcd, not Robot Chicken.

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    22. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      troll != disagree.

    23. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by FrozenFOXX · · Score: 1

      Because if the judge exposes this for the scam that it is, there will be the Mother Of All Class Action Countersuits, where the previous victims of this scam unite and get their money back. With damages added, of course.

      Any plan that contains the words, "and then the people will rise up," is doomed to failure. There are exceptions, but that's always important to keep in mind.

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    24. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by FrozenFOXX · · Score: 1

      In reality, college students probably shouldn't be allowed to vote. They're like welfare recipients. Why? Because they're usually in debt. Debt can make a man do things he wouldn't normally do.

      You mean like anyone who's taken out a mortgage? I don't know about you but most people get a 30 year loan on several hundred thousand dollars and are in debt until they're 50 at the earliest and it's for a *lot* more money than college tuition (generally). I think you just axed the overwhelming majority of voters in one fell swoop.

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    25. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The case was already tried and a verdict entered against her.

      However the Court admitted it made an error in instructing the jury, and Thomas successfully got the Court to vacate her verdict and order a new trial.

      The settlement conference is happening before her new trial because the courts would like them to reconcile and settle rather than hold another expensive taxpayer paid jury trial.

    26. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      In reality, college students probably shouldn't be allowed to vote. They're like welfare recipients. Why? Because they're usually in debt. Debt can make a man do things he wouldn't normally do.

      You mean like anyone who's taken out a mortgage? I don't know about you but most people get a 30 year loan on several hundred thousand dollars and are in debt until they're 50 at the earliest and it's for a *lot* more money than college tuition (generally). I think you just axed the overwhelming majority of voters in one fell swoop.

      I'm not a lawyer, so I painted with a broad brush. I was also addressing the parent's college-student remark. At the moment, I don't have time to think of every exclusive condition and narrow my classification. Add to that the fact that college students as a collective are extremely irresponsible (disclaimer: guilty) people, and that colors my point. I'm not trying to pick on people for the hell of it.

      Believe it or not, the debt being in control bit was something I had read a few years back, by the CEO of Heartland Trucking (he goes on about why debt is a bad thing, not just because it's expensive). The essay struck me, as it made all sorts of sense.

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    27. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by Tyler+Eaves · · Score: 1

      The RIAA is just an advisory board kinda thing. They don't actually own any stake in the actual record companies.

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    28. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by ndege · · Score: 1

      This is the funniest comment I have read on /. in months! I current have a few mod points left, and desperately wish I could give you a 5+ Funny. :)

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    29. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believe it or not, the debt being in control bit was something I had read a few years back, by the CEO of Heartland Trucking (he goes on about why debt is a bad thing, not just because it's expensive). The essay struck me, as it made all sorts of sense.

      While I'll agree that being in debt is not a good thing, and it can be used to control or unduly influence people; the fundementals of your arguement would lead to basically forbiding democracy in any meaningful form. Debt isn't the only way to control or influence people to do thing against their own best interests. People who are debt-free could still fear debt. Why do you think health care is such a priority? One medical emergency can easily bankrupt many private individuals that don't have a group-based health insurance policy. Without addressing what appeals to traditional sins like lust, pride, envy, and even greed have made people do; it is very clear that if pick the right "handle" most people can be manipulated to some extent. Therefore, if you want to withdraw voting rights from college students because they can be manipulated, you might as well suspend them for the majority of the citizenry.

      On a related note: You, like everyone else, should consider your own "handles" and how they can be used to manipulate you against your will. After all, you can only cut your strings after you are aware of their existence.

    30. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by krenshala · · Score: 1

      Unless the sentence reads ...

      "... and then the people will rise up and change the channel." :/

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    31. Re:Unfortunately I doubt it by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      The person-in-law is the corporate entity (RIAA)
       
      It's actually Capitol Records.

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  16. Right, but.. SFW? by xant · · Score: 1

    That's really the worst that could happen? Why this then? I can't imagine them disobeying any aspect of the order.

    Toss a couple of bucks to the defendant instead of winning is not exactly an eternity having your liver eaten while chained to a rock*. I still don't get what's so intimidating here.

    *Also known as "justice", around these parts.

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    1. Re:Right, but.. SFW? by torkus · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think the judge would find for the defendant instead of throwing the case out. While the outcome for the defendant would effectively be the same either way, the impact on OTHER cases is huge.

      The MAFIAA have cornered themselves, they'll probably sing and dance and offer any kind of settlement that doesn't set a precedent in case law against them.

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    2. Re:Right, but.. SFW? by chiguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Toss a couple of bucks to the defendant instead of winning is not exactly an eternity having your liver eaten while chained to a rock*...

      *Also known as "justice", around these parts.

      You're from Greece?

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    3. Re:Right, but.. SFW? by xant · · Score: 1

      Good idea, we should set fire to them too.

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    4. Re:Right, but.. SFW? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What's at stake is their own entire intimidation scheme... or a large part of it. They don't dare lose in court because the precedent would blow big holes in the way they go after people. If they think there is an appreciable danger of actually getting a judgment against them (other than a "confidential" settlement), they will probably drop the case like a hot potato. Because that way they will be free to try the same tactics again. But if the judgment went against them, that would set a precedent and likely they would have to either stop or make major changes to the ways they go about the whole thing. Changes that are not in their favor.

      And the judge in this case is making it clear that he is tired of their games, and that he wants the principles involved (not just their hired guns) to come to the table and pony up, or go away. Three cheers for the judge.

      I am not a lawyer, but that is my armchair analysis of the situation.

    5. Re:Right, but.. SFW? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're in ancient Greece, or possibly in the Caucasus mountains during ancient times?

    6. Re:Right, but.. SFW? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Toss a couple of bucks to the defendant instead of winning is not exactly an eternity having your liver eaten while chained to a rock*.

      No, but it's possibly jail time from any of the other hundreds of judges dragged into this fiasco who would now have solid evidence of barratry.

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    7. Re:Right, but.. SFW? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      he wants the principles involved

      The record companies have no principles. If, however, the principals involved show up, that's another mattter.

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    8. Re:Right, but.. SFW? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're going to highlight a word like principals, you should be extra careful that you've got the correct homonym and spelling.

  17. Well, there's still time by xant · · Score: 4, Funny

    > The judge makes it clear that no one who has 'settlement authority' with any limits or range attached to it will be acceptable

    There's still a possibility that the settlement will include beheadings, since the agent will have the authority to grant it.

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    1. Re:Well, there's still time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The judge makes it clear that no one who has 'settlement authority' with any limits or range attached to it will be acceptable

      There's still a possibility that the settlement will include beheadings, since the agent will have the authority to grant it.

      A wood chipper would be better.

  18. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No "Fly High Duluth" references yet?

  19. This is a big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know what the standard orders are like in Minnesota, but to me that looks like a standard settlement conference order that the clerk enters as a matter of course. In Massachusetts a judge I'm familiar with has an order just like that that's entered in every case where there's a settlement conference. NYCL, is there any reason to think that this one is aimed at the RIAA, or that the judge actually had something to do with it?

  20. Not Duluth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Duluth isn't Minneapolis. Just saying...

  21. Duluth != Minneapolis by sdhughes · · Score: 3, Informative

    Looks to me like the record company execs are ordered to go to the courthouse in downtown Minneapolis, not Duluth.

    1. Re:Duluth != Minneapolis by smchris · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lucky Californian bastards. Minneapolis should be 10 degrees warmer than Duluth by March 30. Could break 50 here in the afternoon and they won't have the opportunity to savor the wind off Lake Superior.

  22. Duluth? by Ragzouken · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is that, a Black Metal band?

  23. The non-lawyers strike again.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I'm afraid that non-litigators (non-lawyers?) are reading a great deal into judicial orders that they don't understand. This is a standard, generic settlement conference order that, in one form or another, judges conducting settlement conferences routinely use to set their basic ground rules. Nothing specific about the case, nothing at all. And as other commenters have noted, those rules are often honored in the breach -- I personally have appeared at settlement conferences where nobody from the other side (save the lawyer) showed up. Obviously a breach of the order, but it's not treated as serious.

        Slashdot needs a legal editor to moderate posts like this...it seems that half the law-related posts I read here are simply mistaken.

    1. Re:The non-lawyers strike again.... by CoolCalmChris · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but I was a legal researcher for six years and if there's one thing I learned it's that most case law is boring. So, while this may be a routine order the tone is striking (to me, anyway).

    2. Re:The non-lawyers strike again.... by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      NYCL 4 Editor!

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  24. "A Delaware corporation" by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Whenever I read that, in this case for Capitol Records, why do I just assume they will rely on dubious tactics?

    The world would be a significantly better place if the US Government were to send out the cruise missiles to every building listed as a corporate HQ in Delaware, the Bahamas, the Turks and Caicos, Bermuda, Jersey, Guernsey, Monaco, Lichtenstein, Zug...when you start in business with an intention to defraud, the omens are not good.

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    1. Re:"A Delaware corporation" by cheros · · Score: 1

      Yeah, right. Following your reasoning you can keep your missiles at home and nuke Washington and Wall Street instead. I vaguely recall that that is where quite a bit fraud started - how much tax money has been converted into private equity via the purchase of weapons?

      AFAIK no tax haven has even plunged the world into a financial crisis, which is the bit that all those fine governmental words are trying to hide when they go after the rich.

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  25. Whoosh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let us say together ...

    WhooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooOOOoooo oOooOO OOoshh!!

  26. Why wouldn't they? by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    Everyone is talking about what will happen if they don't show. My question is... why wouldn't they? What have they got to lose by appearing in court? It's not like they'll be personally convicted, right? What's the issue?

  27. Good hunting by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    Hope they send trophies worthy of your wall. Good hunting Ray (NYCL)!

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  28. NYCL's Goin' to Disneyworld! by mikelieman · · Score: 1

    I hear the seder at Cinderella's Royale Table is really something. Finding the youngest at the table can be a real challenge sometime, though.

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  29. Standard reply... by mikelieman · · Score: 1

    If you have to ask....

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  30. Granite by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    The British crisis started when it emerged that the Northern Rock mortgage lender had in fact hidden 60 billion of assets off balance sheet in an offshore fund called "Granite". Just as thieves would find life a lot harder if there were no fences, corporate criminals would find life a lot harder if there were no tax havens to conceal their activities. However, my point was a little different. When a corporation vests itself in eitgher a tax haven or a US State with low standards of corporate governance (Delaware), you can safely assume that they are not doing this from ethical motives.

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  31. The hearing is in Minneapolis, not Duluth by frdmfghtr · · Score: 1

    From the court order:

    "A settlement conference will be held in the above-referenced matter on March 30,
    2009 and March 31, 2009 beginning at 9:00 a.m., in Chambers, Suite 15E, U.S.
    Courthouse, 300 South Fourth Street, Minneapolis, Minnesota, before Chief Judge Michael
    J. Davis."

    Nice editing job, kdawson.

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    1. Re:The hearing is in Minneapolis, not Duluth by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Informative

      I take the blame. Although the trial will be in Duluth, you are correct that the notice specifies Minneapolis as the location of the settlement conference.

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    2. Re:The hearing is in Minneapolis, not Duluth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First time I've ever seen someone defend kdawson. I'm also finding myself somewhat surprised to agree with your 'taking the bullet' for him on this one. Editors can't be expected to do much more than basic fact, spell, and grammar checking, and when they're given an article from a highly reliable reporter, editors are less likely to look for fine details.

  32. I know this judge by cenc · · Score: 5, Informative

    I know this judge. My father was an attorney that tried many cases in front of him including his own divorce.

    My father described him for the most part as a by the book sort of judge, as far as the book would go, but tended to side with the underdog when there was no specific rule dictating how he needed to rule.

    My father also described his rulings as a bit irrational. Which in this case I would take to not be a good thing for record executive or their lawyers trying to game the system to punish the little guy basically using loop holes in the law.

    1. Re:I know this judge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose its possible this judge handled a divorce matter, but not on the federal bench. That's out of his jurisdiction under the Constitution. So are you saying he handled this divorce many years ago before appointment to the federal court? If so, I would think your father's experience with him (in regard to a divorce proceeding) is irrelevant.

      The major factor that helps one understand what kind of judge they are dealing with on the federal bench is who appointed them.... do you know if he was a Reagan/Bush/Clinton/Bush appointee? That's where the judge's true colors tend to show.

    2. Re:I know this judge by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      It sounds like the judge is really pissed at being lied to and made a fool over the penalty he imposed, and is setting up the legal basis to say "We award the plaintiff their actual damages of $.20 for the lost profit per son in online sale. The total comes to $5.80. The defendant may pay by cash or check immediately."

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    3. Re:I know this judge by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      It sounds like the judge is really pissed at being lied to and made a fool over the penalty he imposed, and is setting up the legal basis to say "We award the plaintiff their actual damages of $.20 for the lost profit per son in online sale. The total comes to $5.80. The defendant may pay by cash or check immediately."

      I don't think she should get away that lightly. I'd order her to pay the wholesale price, times three for punishment, that is estimated 3 x 69 cents times 24 songs. or about $50, with the RIAA paying all the cost, both hers and their own, place pay the court for the wasted time. That I would consider a fair outcome.

    4. Re:I know this judge by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      I'd agree but for the fact that "wholesale price" is only really related to actual goods, not IP. The wholesale price would be appropriate if she physically took CD singles from the Record company warehouse. But the price that the companies charge Apple is almost ALL licensing fees, except for bandwidth and the computers to send the data to Apple. So in this case, damages would be the lost profits. One could argue for the cost to the record company for royalties paid to the artist, but that money is a pittance and the individual artists aren't a party to the lawsuit anyway.

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    5. Re:I know this judge by cenc · · Score: 1

      yea, I believe it was like 15 or 20 years ago. I was just sharing what I know of the judge. My father tried many other cases including criminal and civil cases in front of him.

  33. Punishment enough by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 0, Troll

    Duluth or Minneapolis, what's the difference? From what I hear, sending someone to Minnesota in late February/early March is punishment enough.

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  34. Correction: It Was A Standard Form by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Informative

    To those readers here at Slashdot and on my blog who brought this error to my attention, I express my profound gratitude.

    And to all of you who may have been misled by my post, I apologize profusely.

    As it turns out....the order is a standard form commonly used in Minnesota's federal court for settlement conferences. Although I have almost 35 years of litigation experience, none of that experience has been in Minnesota.

    Again, sorry, folks, for my mistake.

    Meanwhile, as to the substance of the order, it's still a great order; I wish the courts in which I do practice had been using it. It still requires each of the record companies to produce one of its 'officers' or 'managing agents' with decisionmaking 'power'. That means Mr. Oppenheim and the lawyers are not in control.

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  35. Now I'm not so sure if it's standard or not by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Informative

    3/3/10 12:50 PM UPDATE The question of whether it's a 'standard form' is not necessarily so clear. I have just heard from a few veteran Minnesota federal litigators who say they have never seen such an order in their experience.

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    1. Re:Now I'm not so sure if it's standard or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      3/3/10

      Did I miss a year?

    2. Re:Now I'm not so sure if it's standard or not by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      3/3/10

      Did I miss a year?

      Yeah. Were you taking a nap, or what?

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    3. Re:Now I'm not so sure if it's standard or not by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      Glad to see you're keeping us on top of it, Ray, but if you have a time machine, why don't you just tell us how it ends!

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  36. Re: Judge Orders Record Company Execs To Duluth by dimethylxanthine · · Score: 0

    He should have sent them to the Gulag, that would fix things real quick now.
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  37. I don't practice in Minn by TexasLawyer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't practice in Minn, but I have never seen an order like that from a Texas federal court. Some judges are very active in running settlement conferences, and it would not surprise me for them to want to be very certain that there was no waffling about people not having authority at the settlement conference. But, this order feels like one hacked off judge who is intent on seeing someone very, very senior with each party live and in front of him. In my experience, federal judges are quite capable of delivering world class butt-chewings when they decide you need it. I am happy to say I have only seen, and not been on the receiving end. The order makes perfect sense, if the judge is convinced that the Plaintiffs are jerking around individuals, by effectively threatening them with the sheer cost of the system. Sure looks like the the judge is making sure the Plaintiffs get a taste of their own medicine, by having to send someone with serious authority - in person - to attend the settlement conference.