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  1. Star Wars Exegesis on 7-Year Old Prequel Fan On ANH · · Score: 1

    What you people don't realise is that the key to understanding the entire Star Wars "Cosm" is not by geekish (and quite frankly idiotic) invocation of statistically idiotic phrases, neologisms and haphazard gratuitious use of irrelevant terminology, but by simple apprehension of Lucas's insane zen consciousness

    thus: Each episode considered alone is in fact a momentary reality whose self-editing narrative creates an implied past, the retrocausality of the present not presenting a unique history but a most probable one of which the antecedent Lucasian installment is not. Subsequent installments are equally manifold. The only consistancy required is to invariant facts(technomythic archetypes) of our own choosing(like IG-88)

    am i making any sense yet? like the parent said:"your prefered movie-installment defines your reality"

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  2. Physics of the Force on The Science of Star Wars · · Score: 1
    What we have in the Star Wars "welt" is in fact Religious Physics, proceeding on this basis it is quite feasible to construct a viable physical explication of what occurs, of course the conventional physics of the Star Wars "cosm" isn't really what you ought to be interested in...what we need to know is how does the The Force work, and how we(we, the jedi) can leverage it to our own and other peoples advantage
    example: The energy field generated by the midichlorians on the skin epidermis allows a jedi to withstand most falls, the very same force maintains structural integrity during force-leaps, in effect making high-g escapades near intertia-less as far as the jedi is concerned
    ...which, if you do as much physical exercise as I don't, is very useful.

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  3. Foreninja: Origin of the Jedi on Another Star Wars Prequel? · · Score: 1

    Prequel to the the prequels ......longer than a long time ago, there was no duality, the Jedi and the Sith were not, they were The Foreninja, and the forerunners were allied to the dark side....

    Backmyth:All species of alien, including 'humans', have dark-side sithmidichlorians in their cells.

    ...but that's secondary to the fact that (good)midichlorians rob you of your potency...

    sample dialogue:"My midichlorian count is off-the-scale but i can't maintain a firm erection (babe)"

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