One day a group of Darwinian scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one Darwinian to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.
The Darwinian walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no
longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just get lost."
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the Darwinian was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this? Let's say we have a man-making contest." To which the Darwinian happily agreed.
God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old
days with Adam."
The Darwinian said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God interrupted, saying, "Hold it. You go get your OWN dirt!!"
You call "this" a joke!
Do you have to live with yourself?
Yes they are working with a small government, Microsoft is not an American company, they are registered in Ireland to paid a Lower tax Bracket.
smart fellows he!
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your transmission is defective, and we want to replace it with other defective newer transmission. how sad.
Reminds me of a old joke:
One day a group of Darwinian scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one Darwinian to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.
The Darwinian walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just get lost."
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the Darwinian was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this? Let's say we have a man-making contest." To which the Darwinian happily agreed.
God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."
The Darwinian said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God interrupted, saying, "Hold it. You go get your OWN dirt!!"
You call "this" a joke! Do you have to live with yourself?
Baby steps for the new Inquisition. spirituality over materialism.
Yes they are working with a small government, Microsoft is not an American company, they are registered in Ireland to paid a Lower tax Bracket. smart fellows he!
Maybe moonshine will help to resolve the gasoline shortage.
MSN what a champ. hahahahahahaha
I's sounds like "phonetic phrenology" to me, but what do I know, the only science that I do is "live".