User: gargarxp

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On: JPMorgan Rolls Out FPGA Supercomputer

JPMorgan Sysop: "Computer, I need admin access to install this update." Computer: "I'm afraid I cannot allow that. It has been deemed too risky."

Re:If both beams are 3.5 TeV

On: LHC Hits an Energy of 3.5TeV

Ah, but you forget that cosmics ray hadrons are natural and organically grown, unlike those nasty synthetic LHC ones which cause obesity, cancer and black holes. Plus they don't taste as good.

Plus they've got electrolytes.

I want to get Online, I NEED....a Computer

On: Bones Could Become Conduits For Data Swaps

Rumor has it that bones can hold 80 gigabytes of info, 160 if you use a doubler.