Kim Jong-Il is elected God, rides shooting star to Heaven. People among fittest in world. Rice production up 300%. DRPK doubleplusgood, America doubleplusungood. End of disinformation.
After reading this, I've gathered that we Americans believe the following:
* America wants its Internet secure to protect the homeland from terrorists and evil trolls in turbans
* America doesn't want too MUCH security -- after all, if we can't get hot Asian chicks off the Internet, it means we'll have to get off our fat asses and make the trip to the porno store (not fun)
* America doesn't like Congress -- no hot Asian chicks
* Microsoft will protect the homeland AND hot Asian chicks, ergo, Bill Gates is God
The solution: Congressional wet T-shirt contests, more diversity, death to crapware, and the freedom to pleasure ourselves unabashed by Osama and cohorts.
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Kim Jong-Il is elected God, rides shooting star to Heaven. People among fittest in world. Rice production up 300%. DRPK doubleplusgood, America doubleplusungood. End of disinformation.
Damn Russians -- first they spread communism, and now they're stealing Christmas!
Nanotech Trojans? That's great! Now Jacko can actually have sex with a woman rather than molesting children.
After reading this, I've gathered that we Americans believe the following: * America wants its Internet secure to protect the homeland from terrorists and evil trolls in turbans * America doesn't want too MUCH security -- after all, if we can't get hot Asian chicks off the Internet, it means we'll have to get off our fat asses and make the trip to the porno store (not fun) * America doesn't like Congress -- no hot Asian chicks * Microsoft will protect the homeland AND hot Asian chicks, ergo, Bill Gates is God The solution: Congressional wet T-shirt contests, more diversity, death to crapware, and the freedom to pleasure ourselves unabashed by Osama and cohorts.