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Most Americans Want Gov't To Make Internet Safer

aicrules writes "Despite the constant prattle of privacy groups and individual privacy advocated, according to a poll reported on by CNN most Americans want the government to be heavily involved in securing the Internet. They want to eat their cake too, though, as those polled also don't trust the governmental bodies charged with such security. They also found that more people trust Microsoft with security. From the article, 'I don't think the public knows what it wants Congress to do, but it wants Congress to do something,...They don't have a lot of confidence that Congress will do the right thing.'"

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  1. Hardly surprising... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny


    From TFS:


    according to a poll reported on by CNN most Americans want the government to be heavily involved in securing the internet.

    Of course that's what the poll said...most Americans who don't want the government involved didn't participate in the survey, for fear that the government would flag them as 'potential terrorists'.
    After all, if you don't want our fine government securing our internet, you must be a terrorist!

    Why do you hate our freedom???

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    1. Re:Hardly surprising... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because, no matter how you cut it, freedom==responsibility. We, as a culture, are trying our utmost to avoid responsibility, be it at a government, corporate, or individual level.

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    2. Re:Hardly surprising... by penguin121 · · Score: 5, Funny

      how the process works...

      the people> we want the internet secured from identity theft and viruses...
      goverment> we will monitor and log everything you do online to protect you!
      the people> but how will that...
      government> TERRORIST!

    3. Re:Hardly surprising... by EmperorKagato · · Score: 1

      Also along with great power comes great responsibility.

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    4. Re:Hardly surprising... by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      according to a poll reported on by CNN most Americans want the government to be heavily involved in securing the internet.

      If anything, that only proves most Americans don't realize the internet is not under the government's to secure.

      If they don't like what's on the internet, nobody is forcing them to use it. You can still pay your bills by check, write letters, and shop in brick-and-mortar stores.

    5. Re:Hardly surprising... by mikvo · · Score: 1

      So are government employees...

    6. Re:Hardly surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also along with great power comes a huge increase in antimatter production capacity.

    7. Re:Hardly surprising... by MikeFM · · Score: 4, Insightful

      People would rather pass laws that take away our freedoms than take the personal responsibility of learning to protect themselves. It's how we end up with bonehead ideas like local cops, the FBI, Homeland Security, etc and no doubt they'd love to create a China-like situation where the Internet is kept safe at the mere expense of liberty.

      End-users have the responsibility to protect their computers and themselves when they go online. If they can't do it, or haven't the time, then it's their responsibility to hire outside help.

      I do think companies should be held legally accountable. Software producers should be open to lawsuits for not providing quick, free, and easy security updates to all their products. Companies that don't bother using those updates, not choosing better products, or not otherwise maintaining their security should also be open to lawsuits and possible criminal charges if they work with sensitive data or their compromised systems are used to attack other systems. In the majority of companies I've worked for security was an issue that was totally swept under the carpet. I think that is the #1 reason the Internet has so many security problems.

      Those that won't be responsible by choice should be punished instead of the rest of us constantly cleaning up after them. I like ISPs that disconnect end-users that are detected to be compromised. I'd like to see that built directly into the protocols that define the Internet. That is where these issues should be fixed - not at the government level or even the software level.

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    8. Re:Hardly surprising... by Markus_UW · · Score: 1

      God Bless Canada.

    9. Re:Hardly surprising... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Bureaucracies enshrine 'process' and 'programs' as measures of success.
      There is no incentive to solve problems; only to maintain them, and expand the scope of bureaucratic authority.
      The phrase 'less is more' is never more true than where bureaucracy is concerned.

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    10. Re:Hardly surprising... by borawjm · · Score: 1


      I don't think that it's necessarily because we don't want the responsibility. It's just that each of us have different levels of responsibility and our views and opinions reflect that. That's why we have laws... because we are so different.

      Some people like to ask questions before they shoot.

    11. Re:Hardly surprising... by why-is-it · · Score: 1
      It's how we end up with bonehead ideas like local cops, the FBI, Homeland Security, etc

      I don't understand - you don't like local cops, and you don't like federal cops, so who do you want to enforce the laws?

      I agree about the homeland security bit though. 'm not sure what value they provide that other existing agencies could not do.

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    12. Re:Hardly surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How government works:

      1. small and highly focused group (A) spends time/money/etc to influence politicians

      2. during discussions, it becomes obvious that A can help politicians and politicians can help A

      3. the politicians pitch the new legislation to the public in a way that sounds like it would benefit everyone and cost virtually nothing

      4. meanwhile, the large, unfocused, unorganized, unmotivated group (B) that would eventually be the ones paying for the changes are too busy trying to influence the outcome of American Idol or too distracted by events such as the Michael Jackson trial

      5. the changes take place and A profits.

      6. finally B notices they are paying more and getting less and begins to complain about their government being corrupt (but continues to spend more time watching junk-tv than making America better).

      7. politicians retire and works for A as a consultant with a very nice salary, retirement package and a golden parachute. B doesn't hear about this or even bother wondering if the employment deal was mentioned/hinted/negotiated while the politician was still in office

      Politicians will generally act in ways that benefit the greater good of American as long as it does not jeopardize their careers.

      But there is no shortage of highly focused, highly motivated, small groups that will destroy the careers of politicians that get in their way (smear campaigns using media).

      And the general public has become too lazy, unorganized, and stupid (lacking critical thinking skills or the ability to identify bullshit/propaganda).

      By the time the general public wakes up, it may be too late. And thanks to globalization, this may eventually happen to all countries so there is no escape except to become filthy and obscenely rich right now so we can be on the winning side.

      The solution? Become filthy rich and join A! Because it is easier than convincing sheep they are human (there are over a billion sheep disguised as humans right now).

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      The root of all evil is the combination of poverty, willingness to harm others for profit, and being too lazy to conquer all of one's own weaknesses.

      If you work at a job and only work there because it provides you with money to provide much-needed food/shelter/clothing, then you are living in poverty and contributing to evil. Become wealthy so you don't have to work for a living in order to maintain the lifestyle of your choice. You're the only one stopping yourself from becoming wealthy but you blame others because it is easier and more convenient (kinda like B blaming politicians when their laziness is what allows A to control everthing).

    13. Re:Hardly surprising... by harry32944 · · Score: 1

      You are exactly right, if i pole 10000 people and ask who wants the government involved and 8000 of them say no then i can take 2200 of those and say we poled 2200 people, (not a lie) and of those 2200, 90% qnat the government involved, also not a lie but the facts were changed. When these "poles" come out always ask who tooke the pole, what was the questions, how was the question phrased, what did the polester have to gain or loose byt the outcome, what is the qualification of the person asking the questions, etc etc.

    14. Re:Hardly surprising... by servognome · · Score: 4, Funny

      Some people like to ask questions before they shoot.

      I prefer to ask while reloading :)

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    15. Re:Hardly surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he believes in the bear arms bit of the Constitution. He probably is of the impression that if we would have taken the responsibility to shoot more people doing bad things as individuals, we wouldn't have the need for others to do it for us (local PD, FBI, etc.)

    16. Re:Hardly surprising... by jadavis · · Score: 1

      Software producers should be open to lawsuits for not providing quick, free, and easy security updates to all their products.

      OSS would disappear in the U.S., and commercial software would be more expensive.

      What you are suggesting yourself is a way to duck responsibility. Most consumers understand that software is not going to work perfectly, and they don't hold the vendor accountable. In return, they pay a lower price. The consumer should have the freedom to negotiate either arrangement in a way that benefits them.

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    17. Re:Hardly surprising... by prell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Couldn't we just have companies that will, as a feature of their service, heavily monitor traffic and block or restrict things? Asking someone to control the entire internet is similar to asking someone to control every boat, airplane, car, book, movie, sound wave, ocean tide, and light wavicle that crosses some arbitrary boundary. How would they even control it? What's good and bad?

      So, I think people should either protect themselves, or get some independent group to serve as a filter between them and everything else. Like a religion! ;-)

    18. Re:Hardly surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn straight. The .38 special is judge, jury, and executioner. I know the world would be a much better place if I would've shot a few key bad guys when I was younger.

      I mean, hell, it worked during the 1800's, what's so special about today's world?

    19. Re:Hardly surprising... by JesseL · · Score: 1

      I would argue that the police at any level don't enforce the law - they clean up the messes that happen when the law is broken. Nothing can change that, and every attempt to do so degrades us.

      If you're worried about who's going to protect you, remember, looking out for your safety falls into the same category as defecating and love making - you can't have someone else do it for you.

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    20. Re:Hardly surprising... by MythicalPuma · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think someone once said "The person who is willing to give up freedom for security deserves neither" Oh wait that was the founding father Benjamin Franklin. Maybe we should heed his advice.

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    21. Re:Hardly surprising... by psyberjedi · · Score: 1

      I completely disagree.

      One of the major problems in all areas of our society stem from the relinquishing of or refusal to accept personal responsibility.

      I am not responsible because I am ______ (fill in the blank).

      Look at the laws you spoke of in your statement. They are ripped full of loopholes and reasons why no one is responsible or why the responsibility is placed on some unpunishable entity.

      Mental Illness may have contributed to the fact that he killed him, BUT HE STILL KILLED HIM.

      One may not personally have the skill to block porn from the 10 year old's PC, but there are services for sale to help block those sites.

      Cigarettes are addicting, so it is not my fault I smoke 3 packs a day. Try not buying them. Try not lighting up. It can be done.

      Parents need to remember that there are those things in life that should not be used without adult supervision. ATVs, cars, firearms, certain household chemicals, and even our beloved internet.

      I take the responsiblity to protect my own child to the extent that I feel he needs protection. Keep the government out of my house.

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      He who confuses his religion with his science knows neither.
    22. Re:Hardly surprising... by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      No, I've seen the police enforce the law by preventing the mess from happening in the first place a number of times (eg by preventing a fight before it starts)

      Also, you seem to be forgetting that there will always be *someone* that you can't protect yourself from, be it a bigger person or a group of people. Unless you're advocating that everyone carry automatic weapons and instigate a strict "shoot first" policy - and even then, you've got to hope that your attacker doesn't also shoot first...

    23. Re:Hardly surprising... by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      But the existance of police and the punishment they can bring down prevents even more crime. I know if it wasn't 20 years in jail for being caught, I'd have a rather lengthy list of people the world is better off with dead.

      The idea of "protecting yourself" through armed force is nothing but anarchy, pure and simple. You end up without any rights, and with anyone who wishes to doing whatever they want. Laws and those who enforce it perserve your right to life and liberty by enforcing consequences for those people's actions.

      You can argue that the current situation is weighed twoards too much enforcement. I'd probably agree in some areas, and disagree in others. But those who think that the world would magicly work without government and law enforcement need to get their heads out of their asses and come back to reality.

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      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    24. Re:Hardly surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "poll" not "pole". A "pole" is a long rod or tube, usually made of wood or metal. Like a flag pole.

    25. Re:Hardly surprising... by wsherman · · Score: 1
      Because, no matter how you cut it, freedom==responsibility.

      Scientifically, a hypothesis can only be meaningfully verified if it has one specific unchanging interpretation and "freedom==responsibility" is about as vague as it gets.

      However, I think what you saying is the more a government provides for its citizens, the more its citizens will have to give up their freedoms. While this may be what some governments want people to believe, it is by no means a natural law.

      For example, the Bush administration wants people to believe that the only way to be safe from having hijacked planes flown into buildings is to hold people without trial and torure them. Obviously, however, there are whole variety of ways to prevent planes from being hijacked and flown into buildings that don't involve depriving people of freedom or basic rights.

      More relevant to the article, the Bush administration already has more than enough power to identify and arrest spammers and other internet criminals who are in the USA and cracking down on people living outside of the USA primarly requires greater international cooperation (as opposed to restricting American's freedom).

      Of course, some governmant enforced standards could help too, for example, a huge dent could be put in domestically generated spam by establishing a uniform "not-spam" attribute for email and imposing a penalty of $20 per incident for including the "not-spam" attribute in spam email. But, even then, preventing false advertising isn't really taking away freedom.

    26. Re:Hardly surprising... by JesseL · · Score: 1

      You'll probably just have to agree to disagree with me. Here's some of what I think:

      Society != Government.
      Anarchy != Chaos.

      The threat of instant karma would probably be an even better deterent to casual murder. No to mention that people aren't under any obligation to make life easy for socipaths.

      I didn't sign your social contract, but that doesn't mean I'm going to flip out and start killing, raping, and stealing.

      Goverment is training wheels for the uncivilized.

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      "Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!"
    27. Re:Hardly surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      I would argue that the police at any level don't enforce the law - they clean up the messes that happen when the law is broken.

      Actually, just last night at 2 am some random guy who was clearly not right mentally (maybe drugs, maybe something more) came up to the bedroom window of my ground floor apartment and started professing his love for some random girl (mostly in Spanish) and also throwing a in few comments about God and a few "I'm going kill you homie".

      Now, I suppose there are a number of ways I could have dealt with it by myself. If I had a gun, I could have shot him in the head (his body was blocked by the wall) and likely killed him or I could have just attacked him with the hammer I had laying around. Or, I could also have just threatened him but, if he had a gun, then I could have ended up dead myself.

      As it was, I went in the other room and called the police and they arrived in a few minutes (literally) and handcuffed the guy and hauled him away. Now, maybe he'll come back tonight and I'll wish I had shot and killed him but, on the whole, I'm rather glad I'm not spending the day explaining to the police (and the guy's family) why I thought it was necessary to kill him.

      Now, part of he reason that calling the police worked is because I live a block away from the police station. If I lived 20 miles from the nearest police station then the gun option might have been more necessary. Along those lines, if some guy living way out in the boonies in Texas wants a gun for protection, it sort of seems to make sense but, this notion that everyone should have a gun and take "responsibility" for dealing with situations themselves seems to be a substantial over-generalization.

    28. Re:Hardly surprising... by sanosuke76 · · Score: 1

      What's so special? I dunno, maybe the fact we've evolved as a society and species, beyond the point where we need a 38 special for justice?

      For heaven's sake, back then they didn't have crackheads and meth addicts! Our species has evolved into needing 45ACP at least!

      To those who thought I was going leftist with the first sentence: Gotcha. :)

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      My 229 is all the Sig I need http://thegunwiki.com/
    29. Re:Hardly surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, honestly if you manage to pole 10,000 people, I'd say you're doing pretty well, no matter what the polls say. By any chance is your real name Wilt Chamberlain?

      But yeah, you're right ... figures can lie, and liars can figure. Besides, personally I don't need the results of somebody else's survey to tell me how to think. Actually, all that crap is completely irrelevant to me since I don't trust either the people who make them or the people that take them.

    30. Re:Hardly surprising... by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      No, govenrment isn't society, but it is the voice of society. Its inexact and has problems, but its better than none at all.

      As for training wheels for the uncivilized- define civilized. Everyone has different ideas of acceptable and polite behavior. With government, we have a base for what should be punished and what should not, and people more or less live with it. Without government, you end up with everyone enforcing their own. We get might makes right, the worst of all governments. Exactly what our constitution was created to avoid.

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    31. Re:Hardly surprising... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Damn straight. The .38 special is judge, jury, and executioner.

      Technically, you are.

      BUT, do you have a multi-million dollar forensics lab?

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    32. Re:Hardly surprising... by sanosuke76 · · Score: 1

      The methodologies are far from exclusionary. I would have first grabbed my 45, next racked the slide to chamber a round, then dug up my phone and called the police.

      Should the guy feel the need to actually break into the place, he'd be dead. If all he did was stand outside making noises and threats, he'll still be alive when the cops show up even if it's four hours later.

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      My 229 is all the Sig I need http://thegunwiki.com/
    33. Re:Hardly surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From TFA --->Most want Congress to make sure Internet safe --> WHAT?.......Fux.... The Internet is safe. Windows is unsafe. Users are clueless. Government is doing the best to protect the clueless. GOvernment uses Windows. And business is thriving on the mess ;) LOL!!!!

    34. Re:Hardly surprising... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      I don't think you're thinking this through.

      Tell me, who protects workers from employers who would like to re-enact the industrial revolution? Who do you shoot when IBP releases a shipment of beef that is below standards for human consumption? Where will the mob travel to when Ford knowingly releases a vehicle with known design problems which cause people to be trapped in their cars and burned alive?

      For that matter, who do you call when your neighbours are playing their stereos too loud? How about when someone drives dangerously?

      What about in circumstances where the true murderer of a person isn't known? When your car is stolen in the city and you don't know the first thing about investigation so you don't have any chance of getting it back?

      Who will protect the weak from the strong, or the strong from the weak? Will every redneck town with a few muslims turn into a war zone?

      Really, you gunmetal justices haven't thought about why we have laws, nor people to enforce them.

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    35. Re:Hardly surprising... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Don't kid yourself. Short of Microsoft, nobody would be willing to put the investment in to cover their asses. Your computer would become a LOT less useful, because commercial software development would not be the same as it is today. :)

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    36. Re:Hardly surprising... by JesseL · · Score: 1
      No, govenrment isn't society, but it is the voice of society. Its inexact and has problems, but its better than none at all.


      I disagree. Allowing government to be the voice of society always invites tyranny - even if it's the tyranny of the majority.

      Everyone has different ideas of acceptable and polite behavior.


      Here, I agree. Which is why I belive in a simple set of rules for getting along with people.

      1. Mind your own business. Breaking this rule is punished by others minding your business.
      2. Don't initiate force against anyone. Breaking this rule will be punished by necessary force being used to stop you.
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    37. Re:Hardly surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The methodologies are far from exclusionary.

      With respect to protecting myself, you make a good point. However, with respect to preventing the situation from escalating, it was the local police who deserve the credit.

      Should the guy feel the need to actually break into the place, he'd be dead.

      That would depend on whether he also had a gun and who was the better shot.

      The problem with encouraging gun ownership is that you have a situation where it's not just the good guy with the gun but also the bad guy. The way I see it, if someone wants me dead as their primary goal, then they will kill me in a way that doesn't allow me to shoot them first. On the other hand, if it's just someone going off the deep end (as in the case I experienced), then the less guns there are in circulation, the less chance that the bad guy will be packing a gun.

    38. Re:Hardly surprising... by sanosuke76 · · Score: 1
      With respect to protecting myself, you make a good point. However, with respect to preventing the situation from escalating, it was the local police who deserve the credit.

      Well, most of the point behind responsible gun ownership is non-escalation. Like I'd stated earlier, we would've had the same outcome in the same situation. But if he'd tried to make good on his threats, things would have taken a different route. In my case he'd have been dead, and in yours... well, I'd hope for your sake the guy isn't armed, AND that you're either good at hand to hand combat or don't mind being at the mercy of someone on controlled substances with an avowed interest in killing you.


      That would depend on whether he also had a gun and who was the better shot.

      Folks on controlled substances will almost never be able to shoot very well. The biggest threat in this circumstance is that the guy will close into hand-to-hand combat range with a knife or something. If he'd started trying to shoot you, people in nearby apartments would probably have been in more danger than you.

      Before anyone starts generalizing that this is why no one should have guns, I'll point out that the probability of HIM having a gun is the same, in a gun-owning society, whether or not YOU have one. In a gun-prohibiting society, the probability of HIS having a gun is only slightly reduced, while the probability of YOU having a gun drops to nearly zero. So, if you're anti-gun, go buy one anyway and write to your congresscritters about how you want them to ban it so you can turn it in a few years from now. Until it's taken away from you, you'll be safer in the meantime.

      Anyway, if he DOES go ahead and break in, 'better shot' isn't going to be a big consideration even if he's sober. You don't confront someone when they're standing in the middle of a room, with ready access to his weapon, etc. You shoot him while he's in the act of climbing through the window or squeezing through what's left of a door he just broke down. Preferably, you close and lock an interior door and then shoot THROUGH the door when he starts trying to break it down. Counterstrike players call it camping, but in real life that's just survival.

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    39. Re:Hardly surprising... by calculadoru · · Score: 2, Funny

      Some people like to ask questions before they shoot.

      Well Han Solo doesn't.
      Oh, wait...

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      The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. -- G.B. Shaw
    40. Re:Hardly surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The biggest threat in this circumstance is that the guy will close into hand-to-hand combat range with a knife or something.

      I don't know enough to comment myself but it would be interesting if a scientific study could show that someone with a knife is more dangerous than someone with a gun.

      In a gun-prohibiting society, the probability of HIS having a gun is only slightly reduced, while the probability of YOU having a gun drops to nearly zero.

      That would depend on the prohibitions and on the bad guy. If there was a penalty of automatic life in prison without paraole for (knowingly) possessing a gun and the bad guy in question was mostly just an average guy who went off the deep end on that particular night then his probability of possessing a gun would also be nearly zero.

      I don't have any scientific studies to support my view - so I could be wrong - but my gut feeling is that, in a case where the police are close by, it is much more dangerous for the bad guy to have a gun than for the good guy to not have one. From the point of view of overall safety, an absolute decrease in bad guy gun ownership is much more important than the potential relative increase in bad guy to good guy gun ownership.

      Having said that, my definition of freedom is tolerance so even if letting people own guns makes me less safe that's a risk I'm willing to take. Gun ownership isn't something I've thought much about so it's been an interesting exchange for me.

    41. Re:Hardly surprising... by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I don't understand what there is for the government to secure on the internet?

      I've been on the internet in one incarnation or another for at least 15 years now and have yet to see anything that really needs to be secured. The one time I had a problem with a company, I just called VISA and they did a charge-back with no problems.

      I'm still waiting for this "scary boogeyman internet" they keep talking about. You know, the one that rapes and kills your daughter, poisons your dog and makes you build pipe-bombs and steals your identity and robs your bank account.

    42. Re:Hardly surprising... by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      I ask for people to fill out comment cards once I've exhausted the ammo in all of my magazines.

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      this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom. -- Lincoln, Gettysburg Address
    43. Re:Hardly surprising... by poopdeville · · Score: 1
      You are exactly right, if i pole 10000 people...

      Wilt Chamberlain you are not.

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      After all, I am strangely colored.
    44. Re:Hardly surprising... by sanosuke76 · · Score: 1
      Actually, the circumstance I'm talking about is specifically an armed individual under the influence of controlled substances. Someone as addled as the one you're describing is unlikely to make an accurate shot at any real distance - and if he opens fire first, even in California you're unlikely to get convicted for killing him after he's fired his first shot. A knife, though, is a weapon even a drunk can connect with. Now, with a sober person, it's a tough call between knife and gun at close range. Outside of close range, a gun is certainly more dangerous. Of course, if you're handicapped or elderly, you have almost no prayer of running away, so you're going to get mauled or killed either way.

      As for knives vs guns, knives will penetrate soft body armor easily, while only a few calibers of handgun can penetrate level 3A soft body armor (yes, I wear it to the range just in case some newbie ROYALLY screws up in safe handling - but it's also at home in the event of prowlers/whatnot). Since most criminals who carry guns choose concealable, small caliber guns such as 9mm's, .32's or .25's, the chances of penetrating level 3A armor are low. But, the chances of STABBING through it are excellent. There are some exotic soft body armors with s layer of medieval-style chainmail for stab protection, but those are quite expensive.

      Of course, some folks will bring up head shots, but outside of the movies and video games, they aren't that easy to make. Folks aiming for the head of a moving person aren't very likely to hit it (especially if drunk, and overconfident of their aim).

      As for the prohibitions... while America's federal gun laws are comparatively sane and livable, California is nuts. Plenty of gun owners ignore CA law, without even being discrete about it. We've already got pretty harsh penalties for possessing assault weapons (felony, life forfeiture of firearms privileges and voting rights, prison time) yet plenty of otherwise law-abiding folks own (and buy illegally) target rifles and military collectibles that California labels 'assault weapons'. I guess what I'm getting at here is that with so many average guys ignoring assault weapon laws here, can we really expect them (or the criminals for that matter) to pay attention to stricter gun laws?

      Of course, the police being close by is a good thing in all cases. On the other hand, they feel they need 5 units for a big drug problem elsewhere, you might not be high on the priority list next time. Main thing I'm getting at here is that while ideally the police can show up promptly just like they did in this case, the chances of that happening every time aren't something I'd bank my life on.

      Main thing I'm saying is I'm glad they answered, and I'm glad it worked out well in this case, but overall I'd still advise keeping a gun of your own around for next time. Side note, you're much more reasonable and debate-oriented than most folks who discuss this topic; I'm actually enjoying this.

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      My 229 is all the Sig I need http://thegunwiki.com/
    45. Re:Hardly surprising... by JLF65 · · Score: 1

      You live in a make-believe world.

      "When your car is stolen in the city and you don't know the first thing about investigation so you don't have any chance of getting it back?"

      Sure as hell ain't the police. They'll have you file a report that goes straight into the trash.

      "Who will protect the weak from the strong, or the strong from the weak?"

      Sure as hell ain't the police again. Bullies still bully weaker people knowing they either won't go to the cops, or the cops will do nothing. Cops generally won't get involved until someone winds up in the hospital.

      Now a couple questions you didn't ask.

      Who will get your house back when the local home association and real estate agents legally steal your home?

      Who will take care of companies that fire long time employees to move their operations to some third-world hell hole using slave labor?

    46. Re:Hardly surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're a fucking piece of shit.

    47. Re:Hardly surprising... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      If the police aren't doing anything, then why do you care that they exist?

      Frankly, I've had the police come in handy on a number of occasions. Keep calling my homeland a fantasy land if you want to, though. It's a real ego-booster.

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    48. Re:Hardly surprising... by Hsien · · Score: 0

      Another day passes, and another American forgets the principles layed down by there founding fathers.

      Its sad.

      Maybe the US needs another civil war or some other great tradjity to wake them up and work towards a brighter future.

    49. Re:Hardly surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a guy jumps out of an alley and says "Hand over your wallet or I'll slash ya!", you don't really need a "multi-million dollar forensics lab" to determine if he's guilty.

      If you wake in the middle of the night to the sound of your living room window being broken, and two burglars crawling into your house, you really don't need a "multi-million dollar forensics lab" to determine they are guilty.

      Trials are for determining Guilt or Innocence*. If there's no doubt as to someone's guilt, there is no need for a trial.

      Get the point?

      *Technically, 'non-guilty-ness'.

    50. Re:Hardly surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who do you shoot when IBP releases a shipment of beef that is below standards for human consumption?

      Answer A) You don't shoot anyone. Just refuse to buy the beef. If no one buys the beef, IBP loses money, and will alter their practices or go out of business.

      Answer B) Shoot the person or people responsible for releasing the below-standard beef. :-)

      Where will the mob travel to when Ford knowingly releases a vehicle with known design problems which cause people to be trapped in their cars and burned alive?

      Answer A) Same as 'A' above- just don't buy the cars, and Ford will either build them better or go out of business.

      Answer B) Find out who is responsible for releasing the vehicle, and confront them. :-)

      For that matter, who do you call when your neighbours are playing their stereos too loud?
      Umm, your Neighbors? And ask them to turn it down?

      How about when someone drives dangerously?


      Depends on how dangerously they are driving. If they are seriously drunk/stoned and weaving all over the road, I'd try to get them to pull over, then just shoot their tires out. :-)

      What about in circumstances where the true murderer of a person isn't known?

      What happens NOW in that circumstance??

      Who will protect the weak from the strong, or the strong from the weak?

      Even a 'weak' person (Granny) can pull a trigger. Guns are the 'Great Equilizer', greatly reducing the difference between "weak" and "strong".

      Without freely available guns, the strong will victimize the weak. Those with guns (criminals)

      Really, you gunmetal justices haven't thought about why we have laws, nor people to enforce them.

      And you anti-gunners haven't thought about why you trust cops with guns, but not your neighbors. Or yourself.

      Look, you don't like guns? DON'T OWN ONE. But leave the rest of us alone.

    51. Re:Hardly surprising... by kaens · · Score: 1

      Anarchy is chaos in the modern. bastardized sense of the word.

      Anarchy in the sense that it is supposed to mean is inherently peaceful and ordered.

    52. Re:Hardly surprising... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Things are rarely so clear-cut. If they were, we wouldn't need courts.

      Besides, there are no police, so there are likely no courts. How could there be courts without police to enforce their decrees and bring in offenders?

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    53. Re:Hardly surprising... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      I never said I was against owning guns, I said I was against gunmetal justice.

      Answer A fails on the first two counts. By the time the sub-standard beef is on the market, it's been eaten. People have already died and gotten sick. You don't even know what happened, because the IBP guys aren't who you see. You'll kill some innocent at McDonalds, apparantly for undercooking the beef. McDonalds bought the beef from IBP, who are really responsible. Good news! You're going to be killed by the family of the chef!

      By the time the Ford Pinto is put into the situation where the doors lock and a family burns to death, the cars are already on the road. In fact, Ford would probably prolong the true discovery by covering up the defect and blaming the individuals who died for neglecting their vehicles if anyone asked. Besides, who do you shoot? The engineer who made the mistake? The board of directors who ok'd the design? the manager who ignored the warning? The salesman who sold the car to you?

      If the true murderer of a person isn't known, police investigate the crime scene and try to determine who did. You know, just because cops are useless where you live doesn't mean they have no use.

      If you shot out the tires of a drunk, and instead of making him stop, it caused his bronco to flip, would you be willing to be shot?

      For more examples, what about underage drinking? Drug abuse? 409 scams? What about when a person needs to spend the night in a drunk tank? What happens when companies start demanding workers work in 36 hour stretches with only 12 hours pay? What about when companies start hiring children? What about when the companies or gangs establish a police state because it's profitable to do so?

      The rest of the world doesn't go away just because the police do. If our guys don't have the guns, the other guys do.

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    54. Re:Hardly surprising... by minus9 · · Score: 1

      What colour is the sky in your world?

    55. Re:Hardly surprising... by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Problem is the bad guy already has the gun and trying to restrict them just means that disproportionately more bad guys have them than good guys for a long time at best. And should get possesion down to where even a bad guy with one is very rare, that still doesn't save granny from the 18 year old buff dude with a bat.
      The thing about 'less guns in circulation' is that the bad guys guns get pulled last, much later than anyone elses (even the cops).
      I'm not for ditching the police and fbi, but if it was them or gun ownership I'd vote them out first. Much more likely to have a long happy life not suddenly shortned by a nutcase that way.

      Mycroft

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    56. Re:Hardly surprising... by kwoff · · Score: 1

      That's an insightful and amusing comment, but I think reality is a lot more complicated. It's not one group of people in "the people" or "government"; there are many different people with different ideas, experiences, and motivations.

  2. What people want... by Jhon · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Most Americans Want Gov't To Make Internet Safer
    Actually, most Americans want an intact Constitution.

    If "most" American's really want the "government" hover over the internet and potentially tramp on rights, there is fairly simple way -- amend the Constitution. It's not EASY, but it is a simple solution.

    My personal favorite from TFA:
    "I don't think the public knows what it wants Congress to do, but it wants Congress to do something," said Dan Burton, the senior lobbyist for Entrust Inc
    How can the "public" know what it wants to do when most people don't even know how congress WORKS? Most don't even know the name of their own representatives. Besides, my understanding of TFA was that it WASN'T a poll of MOST Americans, but of "LIKELY VOTERS". Always need to read the 'fine print'.
    1. Re:What people want... by Rei · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What I don't get is what the article had to do with privacy. People, according to the poll, want the government to help stop spam, spyware, and viruses. I.e., they want them, to if anything, help protect their privacy.

      Since when are federal attempts to track down and prosecute spammers, for example, a bad thing? I mean, unless you think that everything the government does is always bad...

      Now, if this were a poll about whether the government should mandate censorware, block pornographic content, support more strict intellectual property enforcement, etc, that would be a completely different issue.

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    2. Re:What people want... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, most Americans want an intact Constitution.

      Nonsense. If the government decided that it would immediately only do what the Constsitution said it can do, > 95% of the people would rise up and overthrow it.

      That goes for > 95% of American slashdotters, too, by the way.

    3. Re:What people want... by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Actually, most Americans want an intact Constitution.

      Well, with less than 50% voter turnout and about half of them voted for Bush (who clearly doesn't want an intact Constitution) I'd say only about 25% actually want that.

      The rest want American Idol, McDonalds, and 19" rims with spinners.

      How can the "public" know what it wants to do when most people don't even know how congress WORKS?

      Indeed. And that includes having a clue about the state of the constitution.

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    4. Re:What people want... by GypC · · Score: 1

      about half of them voted for Bush (who clearly doesn't want an intact Constitution)

      True... but did John "Gun-Grabber" Kerry want an intact Constitution?

      Both parties are horrible when viewed from a constitutionalist perspective.

    5. Re:What people want... by KDR_11k · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My money is on those 95% sitting on their couch/in front of their computer complaining about the gov and deciding that "someone should overthrow it". Of course they are too busy to do it themselves and one guy can't do that anyway.

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    6. Re:What people want... by michaelbuddy · · Score: 1

      Great point. you should check out the Documentary "Outfoxed" their technique of saying "some people say that it's an important issue" but in reality they are just making that shit up. "Some people" is just shit coming out of their mouth.

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    7. Re:What people want... by mapmaker · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Actually, most Americans want an intact Constitution.

      Actually, all that most Americans want is a big screen TV and a PicnicPak bag of Doritos. As long as the government doesn't take their cable away they don't give a rat's ass what it does.

    8. Re:What people want... by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      Actually, most Americans want an intact Constitution.

      Then we really shouldn't let Congress get away with some of this crap that they have pulled in the past few years.

    9. Re:What people want... by David+Gould · · Score: 1


      I don't think the public knows what it wants Congress to do, but it wants Congress to do something

      Situations like this are dangerous in that they can lead to the sort of political "logic" that goes something like:

      [P1] <whatever> is terrible!
      [therefore]
      [P2] Something must be done! ...
      [P3] This is "something".
      [therefore, by P2]
      [P4] This must be done!

      Then again, TFS also said:

      They don't have a lot of confidence that Congress will do the right thing.

      ...which, ironically enough, can in this context be seen as the one ray of hope.

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    10. Re:What people want... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True... but did John "Gun-Grabber" Kerry want an intact Constitution?

      Soo.. despite being obviously flamebait, I'll bite. When did John Kerry say he wanted to ammend the constitution? The only constitutional ammendment under serious discussion in recent memory was the Federal Marriage Amendment, which Kerry opposed and Bush supported.

    11. Re:What people want... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dude, Doritos are really bad for you. I used to eat a lot of them until I found out about hydrogenated oils, which are a primary ingredient found in Doritos. Now I go around telling people how bad Doritos are for them, but usually they just tell me to shut up and quit blocking the TV.

    12. Re:What people want... by GypC · · Score: 1

      Oh, he didn't want to amend the Constitution, just violate it...

      FWIW, I thought the Federal Marriage Amendment was a silly Anti-Federalist piece of shit.

      BTW, that was not meant as flamebait, what made you think so?

    13. Re:What people want... by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 2, Funny

      Never try to teach a Republican to sing. It's a waste of your time and it only annoys the Republican.

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    14. Re:What people want... by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      Nobody who voted for either of the two main jackasses cares about the Constitution. What remains is the tiny % of people who voted for some of the third parties (mainly liberterian, the greens IIRC wanted to take away the guns and the constitutional party wanted to create a christian nation, doesn't seem too constitutional) and an unknown amout of those who didn't vote.

    15. Re:What people want... by GypC · · Score: 1

      O, thou art as tedious as a tired horse, a railing wife, worse than a smoky house.

    16. Re:What people want... by geekee · · Score: 1

      "What I don't get is what the article had to do with privacy. People, according to the poll, want the government to help stop spam, spyware, and viruses. I.e., they want them, to if anything, help protect their privacy.

      Since when are federal attempts to track down and prosecute spammers, for example, a bad thing? I mean, unless you think that everything the government does is always bad..."

      Accoring to your average /.er, this must be bad, because you need this to accomplish your goal. So what's more important, tracking down bad guys or insuring you're anonymous online? I ask this question honestly, not as flamebait.

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    17. Re:What people want... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please identify where and how Kerry wanted to violate the Constitution.

      Bush has already violated the constitution: by diverting over 700 million dollars appropriated by congress for planning and execution of the war in Afghanistan to planning the war in Iraq without congressional knowledge or approval, Bush violated the separation of powers. Only congress can appropriate funds. So Bush clearly has already violated the Constitution, yet you seem fixated on some fuzzy, alleged potential violation that Kerry may or may not have done? Hrm.

      (never mind that whole manipulating intelligence and deceiving the country into war with Iraq...)

      FWIW, I thought the Federal Marriage Amendment was a silly Anti-Federalist piece of shit.

      Oh it is that, but that's only ONE of the many fundamental problems and issues with this admendment proposal.

    18. Re:What people want... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "As long as the government doesn't take their cable away they don't give a rat's ass what it does"

      I strongly suggest that the American public get up, out of their chairs, walk over to the window, open the window up and yell at the top of their lungs;

      "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this any more! I'm a human being, goddammit, my life has value!"

      (and watch the movie 'Network')

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    19. Re:What people want... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leftists have aligned themselves with Islamofascist theocracies that are the direct antithesis of their purported values

      I am aware of no Leftists who have aligned themselves with any Islamofascist theocracies. I do, however, know a whole bunch of Rightists who have, including most in the current Bush administration.

      Never mind, all these 'small government' conservatives have aligned themselves with the Federalist, big-spending, neocons who have expanded government exponentially faster than any leftist or moderate in recent memory.

      The utter hypocrisy of most Republicans and conservatives just continually astonishes me. How about worrying about the logs in your own eye before whining about the tiny splinters in the eyes of others, hrm?

      And while you're at it, turn off the FOX Propaganda channel and Rush Limbaugh. You'll never get straight or complete facts from them. They're about propaganda, entertainment, and manipulation and spin... not truth.

    20. Re:What people want... by gcatullus · · Score: 1

      What makes this poll doubly worthless is that as the parent says, most Americans don't know how congress works, but what is worse is that they know even less about how the interweb thing works. What a day, on the same page in slashdot there are stories about China censoring the web and stories about the USA public wanting our government to do the exact same thing.

    21. Re:What people want... by psyberjedi · · Score: 1

      19" inch rims are not nearly large enough. I need at least 24 and I am trying to outfit my solid platinum Rolls with 48" spinners.

      Plus I am trying to lower my Benz so far that I need an extension ladder to climb out of it.

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    22. Re:What people want... by Ugly+American · · Score: 1
      BTW, that was not meant as flamebait, what made you think so?
      I suspect that this has something to do with it:
      Leftists have aligned themselves with Islamofascist theocracies that are the direct antithesis of their purported values
      That strikes me as being flamebait, and I'm far from being a "leftist." While you might not consider your sig to be part of your message, people are going to take it into consideration in their replies to you.
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    23. Re:What people want... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am aware of no Leftists who have aligned themselves with any Islamofascist theocracies. But thats what it looks like from the other side, when people keep railing against those in power, while keeping their mouths shut about the islamofascist/communist.

      "Neocon" isnt quite the bad word you make it out to be. The US is the only country which can reasonably project force, within or without the UN. Without the US, the UN gets its ass handed to it. We need to do this, because theres no one else who can/will. We cant ignore them, because thats how we got into this mess in the first place ...

      I suspect that Fox, and most TV channels are to the left of most republicans positions. On the flipside, mainstream TV hardly reports any successes in say iraq, although there are more successes than failures. This fits in perfectly with their position: "Iraq Is A Disaster"

    24. Re:What people want... by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      No offence dude but could you shut up and stop blocking the /.
      Thanks
      *crunch* *crunch*

      Mycroft

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    25. Re:What people want... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. You've been completely brainwashed. What a load of bullshit.

  3. blurb is misleading by yagu · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the post:

    They also found that more people trust Microsoft with security.

    There is nothing in the actual article to even suggest/support this thesis... (ignoring for the moment the thesis is not well-formed... e.g., "more people than what?, than before?")

    The closest thing I can find from the article says:

    The FBI scored more favorably among Internet users in the survey but still lower than technology companies, such as Microsoft Corp. and Dell Inc.

    I don't think that is the same as "more people trust Microsoft...".

    1. Re:blurb is misleading by ericdano · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I hardly think that means more people TRUST Microsoft with security. Seriously, if you think Microsoft is secure, I have a bridge in San Francisco that I will sell you....

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    2. Re:blurb is misleading by Calyth · · Score: 1

      If more people do trust Microsoft with security, then I fear that Linux/BSD/OSS sites would be deemed a terroristic front.
      Maybe it's time for me to withdraw my membership from Slashdot, in fear of reprisal.

    3. Re:blurb is misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can understand this. All Microsoft has done is produce a shoddy product and lie to people about it, while the FBI has actually killed people. I'd much rather be screwed by Microsoft than killed, so yeah, I trust Microsoft more too... I mean, at least they won't kill me, right?

    4. Re:blurb is misleading by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      Also, I have a large plot of land on the moon I think you may be interested in.

    5. Re:blurb is misleading by brontus3927 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I think it's a perfectly logical statement.

      Group x scored higher in a poll on security than group y. Ergo, more people trust group x (than group y)

    6. Re:blurb is misleading by the+quick+brown+fox · · Score: 1

      More than they trust governmental bodies. (FBI, Congress, FTC) Poorly worded, but well supported by the article.

  4. Summary by 823723423 · · Score: 1

    [1]
    But Kurtz said Congress and the Bush administration should do a better job enforcing existing Internet laws against hackers, thieves and vandals and offer incentives for companies to improve security.

    [2]Most Americans believe the government should do more to make the Internet safe, but they don't trust the federal institutions that are largely responsible for creating and enforcing laws online, according to a new industry survey.

    1. Re:Summary by l2718 · · Score: 1
      "Most Americans believe the government should do more to make the Internet safe, but they don't trust the federal institutions that are largely responsible for creating and enforcing laws online, according to a new industry survey."

      I'd say "Most Americans believe the government should do more to make the Internet safe, but either:

      1. don't know that the internet extends beyond the United States; or,
      2. think the USA should try to control the internet even outside their territories.

      For those who may wonder: I am aware that the Internet was started and mostly created in the US, in large part by DARPA. However, today's internet is a global phenomenon. To understand the gulf in perception, note that the word "American" means one thing in USA English and something rather more general in the rest of the world.

    2. Re:Summary by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      I dispute that. When people around the world refer to citizens of Canada they don't say "North Americans". That would also apply to Mexicans. Brazillians aren't referred to "South Americans", they're Brazillian. Jamaicans aren't "Central Americans" either. Their Jamaican. They most obvious geographical location of "Americans" is the United States of America. You know, because the word "America" is in the official name of the nation?

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  5. And this means... by gbulmash · · Score: 5, Funny
    So the conclusions we can draw from this are:

    • Bill Gates should be head of Homeland Security.
    • 2 out of 3 Americans surveyed believe in the tooth fairy.
    • "There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli (attributed by Mark Twain)
    If God truly does look out for fools, he's having to put in some serious overtime for the United States.

    Greg

    1. Re:And this means... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Look at it this way. A goodly chunk of Americans think the Earth is only 6,000 years old.

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    2. Re:And this means... by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      I would not be opposed to more control on the internet. An easy way to stop problems is for the government to ban websites and troubled IP addresses from outside the USA. And it would be lawful because the only person who is having their rights violated is from outside the USA, not a citizen.

      Those who live in the USA must conform to their community standards. Law enforcement can go after them easily.

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    3. Re:And this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh oh and have it be a firewall... a Great Firewall.

      Wait why does this sound familiar...

    4. Re:And this means... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      That's SIX-THOUSAND AND NINE HERETIC!

      But seriously.

      My first thought, upon reading the article head was, "Yea, and most of them are stupid too."

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    5. Re:And this means... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Yeah, as if an almighty creator couldn't have created the world just a second ago without anyone niticing.

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    6. Re:And this means... by VeganBob · · Score: 2, Funny

      1. Bill Gates should be head of Homeland Security 2. Muscle out the the competition (other depts) 3. ... 4. Profit!

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    7. Re:And this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And it would be lawful because the only person who is having their rights violated is from outside the USA, not a citizen.

      THAT's why they hate you.

    8. Re:And this means... by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference between knowing something is hypothetically possible and believing it to be fact or "feeling it in your heart," and rejecting all physical evidence to the contrary. It's also perfectly possible an almighty being could be tricking me into believing the chair I'm sitting on doesn't exist, but I think my belief in its existence is a little more rational.

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    9. Re:And this means... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I don't know if it's stupid so much as tragically misinformed and pathetically unmotivated to learn. There's a lot of scams, Internet-based and otherwise, that could be avoided if people would simply pay attention and apply a little critical thinking. People are lazy, they like to be told what to do and they want some nice nanny who will stop them before they do something stupid. There's no sense of responsibility, of protecting one's own interests.

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    10. Re:And this means... by colmore · · Score: 1

      Sure, and we could also all be suspended in tanks experiencing a simulation; however, I don't want that taught in science classes either. And if you can't figure out why, you need a basic course in rhetorical logic.

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    11. Re:And this means... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      It's the exact sort of whiny thing that someone who has no grasp of any sort of big picture would say. Want the government to make the internet a safer place. Christ.

      Like, "I want better internet service, so I think the government should pay for fiber backbones to all areas" or "The government has never searched my house without a warrant so, I don't see why that is an important freedom." I want the Government to censor and restrict my access to a datasource because I can't be trusted not to hurt myself like a moron.

      I'm not per se, in favor of "Poll Taxes", which is to say setting a condition on peoples ability to vote, but I can't help, at times like this, to wish there was some way to either make these bastards learn or, at least, prohibit them from influencing policy. Because, you're right, it's not lack of ability, it's just small-minded, lazy, arrogance.

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    12. Re:And this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's an excellent suggestion. Here are the main problems that the government should address:

      • Gun crime is a serious problem. The government needs to ban all sites that provide information about how to obtain, use or modify firearms.
      • Hate crimes still plague America. The government needs to ban all sites that argue against tolerance for gays and minorities. Every site opposed to gay marriage needs to be shut down.
      • There are a lot of crackpots on the Internet trying to interfere with science education. The government needs to ban all of these "creationist" websites run by cults spinning fairy tales.
      • STDs and unwanted pregnancies continue to cause problems. Sites advocating solutions that have been proven to not work in the real world, such as "abstinence" (as if. is there even one teenager in this country who hasn't been laid?), must be eliminated. Think of the children!
      • A lot of sites harp on lowering taxes while we're running huge deficits and essential government services are still underfunded. All such dangerous talk needs to be filtered; we can't risk bankrupting this nation just because of a few short-sighted selfish skinflints have access to a web server.
    13. Re:And this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If God truly does look out for fools, he's having to put in some serious overtime for the United States.

      "God" is really a race of higher dimensional reptilian aliens working towards the enslavement of humans. They are rigging everything via time travel, and appeared in the past giving us crappy mono-theistic religions, destroying and rewriting history. All to prevent us from reaching our potential. Basically they are to us as we are to cattle. We are their food. The eat our energy and want us to be negative, filled with hate, fight, etc etc. Devide and conquer, control humanity's secret societies from behind the scenes, who in turn are behind some of the underlying organizations, etc etc layers of an onion until you get to the mainstream with media manipulation, lies, mind progamming, and a series of false choices to keep you chasing your tail and never get any closer to the truth. The matrix is much closer to the truth that people realize. Sounds crazy now. but keep it in mind in case you start to notice the fabric of reality unraveling around you...

    14. Re:And this means... by jimi+the+hippie · · Score: 1

      "And it would be lawful because the only person who is having their rights violated is from outside the USA, not a citizen."

      Just because the site is outside of the States doesn't mean the owner or author is not a citizen.

    15. Re:And this means... by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      The Holy Bible does not ever mention the United States as existing in the End Times. Most likely it's due to God giving up on us due to our stupidity in various aspects of life and then that could possibly lead to another country (China?) coming in and destroying the country.

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    16. Re:And this means... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      The concept state Heinlein presented in Starship Troopers where everyone is considered equal *but* the right to vote has to be earned by dedicating a certain amount of time and effort the "the common good" always appealed to me. Then again, such a system would still be highly vulnerable to corruption, not to mention the various ways "the common good" could be redefined by the wrong people. Still, the idea of restricting voting privileges to people that have shown themselves capable of actually giving a damn does make sense in a way.

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    17. Re:And this means... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      It was more of an attack against creationists and their belief they know when their almighty creator put the universe into existence.

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    18. Re:And this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you need a basic course in rhetorical logic

      Your so-called logic is the creation of Satan. It's funny how those who deny the authority of the Bible always call on logic, don't you think?

      It's faith you need, not logic!

  6. Nuclear War by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 3, Funny

    They can start by declaring Nuclear war on spammers. Especially those who are known to lie within the US jurisdiction, or promoting products sold by US based companies.

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    1. Re:Nuclear War by iamzack · · Score: 1

      It's nucUlar, dummy. The 's' is silent.

    2. Re:Nuclear War by dj245 · · Score: 1
      They can start by declaring Nuclear war on spammers. Especially those who are known to lie within the US jurisdiction, or promoting products sold by US based companies.

      Much too quick. I would go with death by 1000 papercut, death by bleach consumption (extremely painful), or possibly death by drowning in your own bodily fluids (other than blood).

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    3. Re:Nuclear War by LilWolf · · Score: 1

      Since when has the US cared about jurisdiction? Bomb them all! No matter where they are!

  7. Sure, the right thing . . . . by failure-man · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Right Thing (tm) from the same people who've brought the internet such gems as the DMCA, the PATRIOT act, and software patents.

  8. Save me, oh save me! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ah yes, journalisitc integrity takes another nose dive. The correct headline should be "Most Americans Want the Government to Do Their Job".

    If you read the article, you'll find that the survey was about the FTC and FBI executing the same sort of fraud prosecution that they do with brick and mortar businesses. This is a good thing (obviously) because someone must uphold the laws under which companies do business. Failing to enforce laws just because a company "is on the internet" is silly, stupid, and would lead to economic ruin for all involved.

    The survey, to be released Wednesday, said 71 percent of people believe Congress needs to pass new laws to keep the Internet safe. But Kurtz said Congress and the Bush administration should do a better job enforcing existing Internet laws against hackers, thieves and vandals and offer incentives for companies to improve security.

    The problem with surveys like this is that 95% of people never even read a single law. They are completely unaware of what laws exist to protect them and how those laws may be enforced. Coupled with poor enforcement (up until recently, enforcements agencies didn't understand the internet environment) and you've got a wide open door for bad laws like the DMCA. Which, BTW, isn't that bad of a law itself, but it really didn't bring anything new to the table and created more loopholes for civil and criminal suits.

    1. Re:Save me, oh save me! by freeclimber · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I work for an online retailer and we lose thousands of dollars every day to fraud. We have attempted to get the government to intervene but unless it is over $50,000 they don't tend to help us. We had a case where a guy stole $25,000 worth of goods from us using fraudulent cards. We knew where he lived but the police/feds refused to do anyhing about it.

    2. Re:Save me, oh save me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't need new laws... we need less spammers and phishers and other scumbag dickheads getting into our face.

    3. Re:Save me, oh save me! by simcop2387 · · Score: 1

      talk to the credit card companies, i'm sure they'd love to do something about a guy costing them $25,000 in fraudulent charges

    4. Re:Save me, oh save me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...laws like the DMCA. Which, BTW, isn't that bad of a law itself..."

      You had me up until this point. The DMCA isn't that bad of a law? What about the part that lets anyone censor material by sending a takedown notice to an ISP, web site, BBS, or other "service provider"? The part that allows you to be censored for 14 days with no recourse, no method of cancellation, and no liability for the "mistaken" parties?

      It's basically an invitation to fraud and vigilatism. 14 days might not seem like a long time in the grand scheme of things, but that could easily put a business out of operation or hide information from the public until its popular relevance has passed.

    5. Re:Save me, oh save me! by freeclimber · · Score: 1

      We think it was actually a guy on the inside of MBNA that was giving the guy we were dealing with the info. The credit card companies don't care much either though because they are not eating any money. It is the reatailer that suffers. The credit card company will just issue a chargeback and we are out of luck.

    6. Re:Save me, oh save me! by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      thousands of dollars every day

      So, add it up. How much of a premium would you be willing to pay over what you currently pay to credit card companies, if they were to indemnify you against such losses?

      How much would it cost the credit card companies to then implement technological measures to prevent such fraud?

      Conversely, how much would it cost you in lost business and productivity to just accept cash or wire transfers for everything?

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    7. Re:Save me, oh save me! by borkus · · Score: 1

      True true. I have a friend who works at an internet retailer that does a decent job stopping fraud. However, they don't even bother to report issues with law enforcement. They keep records in case they're asked to cooperate with an investigation, but typically, no one comes looking for credit card thieves.

      Similarly, I had a friend that worked at an ISP that did have a law enforcement agency ask for logs in investigating a crime. However, they asked for logs six months after the incident - long after they had been thrown out. The investigators were just starting to get to the case when they contacted the ISP.

      Personally, I don't think it's a matter of laws. It's a matter of training law enforcement to handle computer crime and fraud and funding those agencies appropriately. Unfortunately, the public responds mostly to visible signs of law enforcement - squad cars and uniformed patrolmen. No one cares about a bunch of nerds with workstations until it's their credit card that's been compormised.

    8. Re:Save me, oh save me! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      What about the part that lets anyone censor material by sending a takedown notice to an ISP, web site, BBS, or other "service provider"?

      Which happily ignores the fact that the DMCA is also protecting those ISPs against responsibility.

      The part that allows you to be censored for 14 days with no recourse, no method of cancellation, and no liability for the "mistaken" parties?

      What makes you think that there's no liability for the mistaken party? This clause is intended to provide a expedient means of stopping illegal distribution before it becomes irrelevant. *IF* the takedown request was in error, both your ISP and the mistaken party could be liable for a great deal of damages. On the part of your ISP, they could be liable for failing to verify that the notice was legitimate. (There are *very* specific requirements for such a request.) On the part of the mistaken party, he may be liable for perjury, acting in bad faith, and expenses incurred by you. (Which may be substantial in cases where the material was critical. e.g. A business website.)

      It is actually in your ISP's interest to check with you before executing the takedown as they may still be protected without a takedown under the CDA. Remember, this is far better than the pre-DMCA laws which potentially made an ISP liable for illegal activity on their service.

      As I said, the DMCA didn't bring much new to the table (other than formalizing many procedures) but it did create a lot of loopholes for lawsuits that didn't previously exist.

    9. Re:Save me, oh save me! by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      I work for an online retailer and we lose thousands of dollars every day to fraud. We have attempted to get the government to intervene but unless it is over $50,000 they don't tend to help us. We had a case where a guy stole $25,000 worth of goods from us using fraudulent cards. We knew where he lived but the police/feds refused to do anyhing about it.

      You fail to tell us what it is your online retailer does to combat fraud. Anything? I do online retail also. There are many tools available now to help combat fraud, where if things are handled properly, you will be insured against major losses.

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    10. Re:Save me, oh save me! by freeclimber · · Score: 1

      we actually do quite a bit and we actually only have a .4 percent fraud rate which is very low in any retail industry. We are one of the most stringent online retailers. We use a system from Cybersource to check fraud and then every order is inspected by human eyes to see if the computer missed anything. We check for correct billing address and CVS code. We do a reverse phone directory to see if the phone number given matches the name and address of the person that it is gettng billed too. If there is any amiguity we will charge a small amount to the card which the purchaser will have to verify to the penny by talking to there bank or looking at there account online. If we are really suspicious we will require a fax of the license and credit card. IF it is a high amount American Express will call and ask the customer if they really did make the purchase. The problem is that often times the fraud person has changed all of the info at the bank level and is having the goods shipped to a house that the owners are on vacation or is empty for some other reason. If you know the system and have a good phishing scam set up it would be very easy to get hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of stuff.

    11. Re:Save me, oh save me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's liability for the sender of the takedown notice, but not for the ISP that mistakenly accepts a false takedown notice. An ISP technically qualifies for the "safe harbor" provisions of the DMCA regardless of whether the accusation is verified; they must only ensure that it meets minimum requirements of format and claims. (It has yet to be settled in court what, if anything, must be done to verify accusations. According to the law itself, the only verification that must be done is on the format of the claim.)

      See U.S. Code title 17, chapter 5, section 512(g) here.

      The censored party can submit a "counter-notice" to the ISP, but the ISP doesn't have to notify the censored party until after the material has been censored. Additionally, even after the counter-notice, the ISP doesn't have to restore the information for 14 days.

      I'm not sure why you seem to support these provisions, when they quite clearly create a legalized system for punishment without judicial review. What is so bad about requiring a court order to shut down infringing sites? You want to silence others instantaneously, but should an individual/company have the right to do this? Certainly, ISPs aren't required to aid this system, but they are systematically encouraged to do so by being granted immunity from prosecution.

      You're quite correct that, before the DMCA, ISPs might have (ignoring the possibility of common-carrier status) been subject to liability for copyright infringement. But do you think the solution to this is to remove ISP liability when, and only when, the ISP censors subscribers on demand? I think a much better solution is to explicitly grant ISPs common-carrier status when they behave according to carrier guidelines, and rather than encourage ISPs to comply with vigilante censorship, encourage them to only comply with court orders by placing the liability more squarely on the back of the actual infringer.

      I should mention that section 1201 of the DMCA makes many previously legal actions illegal; in many situations, you can no longer analyze and modify software and devices in your possession which you have legally purchased -- where it was completely legal to do so previously. This isn't related to the takedown provisions, but is pretty bad by itself.

  9. ...if only they knew how. by ivanmarsh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do we really want a government that can't secure it's own systems to be responsible for the whole system?

    I'll rely on my own security thanks.

    1. Re:...if only they knew how. by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most are blissfully ignorant to our government's lagging in the computer technology area. They just want big brother to make things all better.

    2. Re:...if only they knew how. by rob_squared · · Score: 0

      To paraphrase humerously:
      Putting the government in charge of security on the internet is like hiring a blind man with a shotgun to guard your unlocked house. It just might scare away the intruders, but it will scare you away too.

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    3. Re:...if only they knew how. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Homerously?

  10. i'm not shocked actually by b17bmbr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    we want the government to do everything. heatlh care. oh, it's a right. retirement. gimme gimme gimme. education. federal takeover. we want prescription drugs, everything paid fo rby the governemnt. we want to use lawsuits to get rich quick, sue anyone for anything. we live in a welfare mentality. fuck if people care about freedom anymore. and freedom means freedom to fail. you want to make it rich, fine. but people want their desert without getting fat. it's sick.

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    1. Re:i'm not shocked actually by ChaosCube · · Score: 1

      You've got some good points. This nation is but a shadow of what it once was. There is not real freedom left, only what the government allows one to do. It seems everyone wants everything from the government except freedom.

      The fools.

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    2. Re:i'm not shocked actually by Locke2005 · · Score: 1
      Actually, no. The majority of Americans don't want the government telling them they can't buy drugs from Canada or any other place where they are cheaper. The problem is that the government doesn't listen to the majority of Americans, they only listen to those that can afford lobbyists.

      On the other hand, I find it disturbing that the public fails to complain about clearly unconstitutional roadblocks with random searches that are done on the grounds that "This will help us catch drunk drivers" or "This will help us catch gang members". I expect they will be doing it to catch terrorists any day real soon now...

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    3. Re:i'm not shocked actually by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      All of those things except education are under the "we want the government to not let us die in huge numbers when it's entirely preventable" umbrella. And yes, we would like the government to do that.

    4. Re:i'm not shocked actually by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      The majority of Americans also aren't willing to spend the time and money to fight against usurpations like roadblocks. The roadblocks are considered constitutional because the police are treating everyone equally. You need to have standing with the court to challenge a law, ie be someone who got arrested at such a roadblock.

      You can't challenge a law on the grounds that it's morally wrong. Courts don't decide such things. Congress would need to pass a law saying such things are unlawful. It would take a lot of lobbying to get that to happen.

      We have the best government money can buy. If we aren't willing to pay, do you think we're going to get better government?

    5. Re:i'm not shocked actually by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Why is it so hard to understand? Cars and roads are important to us, socially and economically. That doesn't mean people want to die when using them. Drunk drivers kill a lot of people every year and anything that can be done to reduce that people see as a good thing.

      Also as far as I know the road blocks don't continue indefinitely. When a certain amount of drunk driving happens in an area they do them until they go down.

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    6. Re:i'm not shocked actually by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      Ohh I will, ive only been in one roadblock so far, but the next one I see, I am going to refuse to give them anything they want... Make them take me to court, those bastards.

  11. the "do something" mentality :( by vijayiyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As usual, people want the government to "do something". Congress will take some reactionary step, and in the process, our freedoms will erode, either directly through laws or indirectly through the requirements of law enforcement (i.e., monitoring). Unfortunately, this mentality seems to be the defining feature of American politics nowadays.

  12. Most people are stupid by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It isn't news, and why democracy can suck so badly sometimes.

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    1. Re:Most people are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose a part of the problem is the Federal Government involvement in Education. The states should be running their educations programs with less federal taxes compensated by slightly higher state taxes for education. Then the burocracy should be a little less top heavy and the efficiency could be higher.

    2. Re:Most people are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't say they are stupid per say... more like whiney little bitches.

  13. Most Americans know what they want by bersl2 · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, they don't know or won't care for what they have to do to attain it.

  14. I don't... by ilyanep · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't want anyone to make the internet safer except myself. I installed the Firewall. I installed the AV. I installed all the other safety stuff. Not the government, and I don't want them to bud in.

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    1. Re:I don't... by warkda+rrior · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      I don't want anyone to make the internet safer except myself. I installed the Firewall. I installed the AV. I installed all the other safety stuff. Not the government, and I don't want them to bud in.
      I don't want anyone to make the neighborhoods safer except myself. I patrol the streets. I chase car thieves. I catch all murderers. Not the government, and I don't want them to bud in.
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    2. Re:I don't... by ilyanep · · Score: 1

      If the police sucked as much as these gov't organizations I would be saying that.

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    3. Re:I don't... by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      What do you do with the murderers? I believe pharmaceutical companies would pay good money for subjects who are already off the books in the hands of private "law" enforcement professionals.

    4. Re:I don't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Just like people who sue McDonalds for making them fat. Ronald McDonald did not run up to you put a gun to your head and say eat these 3 grease patties

      Reuters - Dayton, OH - Glen Wright is suing McDonalds for creating an obesity problem that has seen him tip the scales at 987 lbs. He insists that every day at 8:30am, 12:15pm and 5:45pm Ronald McDonald, dressed in military gear, would point an Uzi at his head and order him to attend the drive through, where he would spend no less than twenty dollars per meal.

      "The drive through clerk just ignored the mad clown with the gun to my head." Mr. Wright sobbed over the phone. "It was terrible. I was so traumatized that I'd go home and eat fourteen bags of tater tots just to calm down."

      Mr. Wright's lawyer, J.C. Swindler, says "McDonalds is going to pay for my clients suffering and mental anguish. I mean, he has had to buy a lift just to take a crap. He has also developed a fear of McDonaldland characters, and dreams of the Hamburgler stealing his potato chips, Coca Cola and ten gallon chocolate ice cream."

      McDonalds refused to comment, other than saying "Ronald has been under a lot of stress lately, but we're certain that he doesn't own an Uzi."

    5. Re:I don't... by Ian+Action · · Score: 1
      I don't want anyone to make the neighborhoods safer except myself. I patrol the streets. I chase car thieves. I catch all murderers. I am Batman.

      But seriously, your analogy is a little weak. A firewall and AV software are more like locks for your doors, If you leave shit open for anyone to walk right in... guess what...

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    6. Re:I don't... by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      I don't want anyone to make the internet safer except myself. I installed the Firewall. I installed the AV. I installed all the other safety stuff. Not the government, and I don't want them to bud in.

      And then when a credit reporting company gets hacked into, none of your precautions will have ultimately helped.
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    7. Re:I don't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But seriously, your analogy is a little weak. A firewall and AV software are more like locks for your doors, If you leave shit open for anyone to walk right in... guess what...

      uhhh, then I can sleep peacefully at night knowing I live in a safe area, and am not wasting my time or money hoping my house is secure.

      Your analogy isn't a whole lot better.

    8. Re:I don't... by Ian+Action · · Score: 1
      uhhh, then I can sleep peacefully at night knowing I live in a safe area, and am not wasting my time or money hoping my house is secure.

      Your analogy isn't a whole lot better.

      I'm comparing a fairly basic security component of house to a fairly basic component of a computer, hoping (and apparantly failing) that the previous poster would get that these are standard requirements (in an imperfect world) for each, and making a general (and correct statement) how people would act in each cricumstance.

      What I am NOT doing, is comparing a computer to a neighborhood (much more massive in scope), or comparing the crimes existant on the internet (generally 'theft' or infrigment) to violent crime (murder), just to be inflammatory.

      Granted the house is a bit weak, because you have to live somewhere, and you don't have to be on the internet...

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  15. I don't... by Ryan.Latham · · Score: 0

    The "dangers of the nasty internet" are evident, bothersome and overall annoying. I do not want the government to step in and take action because 9 times out of 10 that is bad news. People want the government to do something about it because the government is easy to blame. Just like people who sue McDonalds for making them fat. Ronald McDonald did not run up to you put a gun to your head and say eat these 3 grease patties. Likewise it was not the government that provided you with an unsafe internet. It was you, your peers, your fellow citizens. The perverts and the hustlers, the digital pimps and schemers; it was you. I will rue the day that the government steps in and begins doing something to make the internet safer. Because it will be then that the I realize the Bill of Rights do not mean a damn thing.

  16. duh by HunterA3 · · Score: 1

    Of course most Americans want the government to do everything for them. It's a CNN poll for Christ sake.

  17. Oh God no... by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 1

    People are stupid, and in general should stfu.

    What I mean, is that if Congress is moved into action, the internet will not become safer, but rather the only thing that will change is that there will be more government enforcement of MPAA/RIAA copyrights, more wiretapping, and more TAXES. What I mean is, nothing will improve (for the people), it will only be worse.

    -d

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  18. What can they do? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    There is nothing that the governemt can do except for foceing all ISP to Virus Check the emails that they recieve, and keep their virus scanner up to date. But that is about it. They can't block porn because first there is no 100% or even 75% good filter on that and could block non-porn as well. They can't block SPAM because it could block non-spam as well. If the closed the door to forgen countries over the internet then we will not be able to compete globally. OK I have an Idea this should work pritty well. To make the Internet safer make Windows Illegal and force everyone to use OpenBSD!

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    1. Re:What can they do? by abb3w · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There is nothing that the governemt can do except for foceing all ISP to Virus Check the emails that they recieve, and keep their virus scanner up to date.

      How about more aggressively pursing internet based fraud, such as identity theft?

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  19. Most Americans by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most Americans don't have a clue about the Internet. If they did they would relise the Internet is as secure and safe as you make it. If you open random attachments and goto www.hotmenfuckingducks.com then you deserve all you get.

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    1. Re:Most Americans by ZosX · · Score: 1

      hotmenfuckingducks.com doesn't exist.

      Next time give a GOOD porn site for us to go to!

    2. Re:Most Americans by saintp · · Score: 1
      www.hotmenfuckingducks.com
      You asshat! Never get my hopes up like that again!
    3. Re:Most Americans by Mornelithe · · Score: 1
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    4. Re:Most Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure we have a clue.

      The internet is an error prone, insecure piece of crap. Its a privacy nightmare and an identity theft enabler.

      Fix it before we have to unplug it. Too late for the British government ... they had to unplug important machines from the internet because of all the security problems.

      Sell me a car with a missing tire.

    5. Re:Most Americans by saintp · · Score: 1

      Ugh. Not a single goddamn duck in sight. What, do you think I'm some queer pervert who likes looking at the giant, throbbing, pendulous members of sailors? That's sick!

    6. Re:Most Americans by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "If you open random attachments and goto www.hotmenfuckingducks.com then you deserve all you get."

      That was ten years ago. Today's email clients will open those attachments and access those URLs all by themselves, by default, without any user interaction.

      Remember the good old days of the "Good Times" hoax when it really was impossible to get a virus simply by reading a message?

    7. Re:Most Americans by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      Most Americans don't have a clue about the Internet. If they did they would relise the Internet is as secure and safe as you make it.

      Most Americans don't have a clue how to spell either.

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  20. Wake up to the new truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The peasants are so stupid that they care about the crops and not naked statues in cities. The prolitarians care about basic safety as opposed to esoteric ideas.

    Hasn't this been happening over and over again? Common man wants freedom. Geeks made da cool internets and common people moved it and then internet was screwed, with all kinds of stupid laws and problems.

    Geeks rejoiced at first when common people were moving in because of the money - geeks are farmers of the WWW and behaved in the same way an apple farmer would when lots of tourits stop by his farm to buy apples. The common folk law follows common people and here we are - they want internet to be "safer".

    I do sound elite, but dont you think that this problem was out there all the time? US constitution is also very elite, for that matter. Not everyone gets equal treatment and if you disagree, you must be blind to what goes on in the real world.

    1. Re:Wake up to the new truth by ZackSchil · · Score: 1

      I replied because with your writing style, I can tell you'll check back, looking for a reply. Have a nice day.

  21. Who's behind the Cyber Security Industry Alliance? by CyricZ · · Score: 2, Informative

    When you look at some of the members[1] of the Cyber Security Industry Alliance, you see names like McAfee and Symantec. Indeed, it is these companies best financial interests for security to be mandated. Of course they want legislation that demands that each and every computer on the Internet runs their antivirus or firewall software. And of course their surveys will suggest that that's what people want.

    References:
    [1] https://www.csialliance.org/membership/membershipl ist/

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  22. This just in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...American people don't know what the fsck they want! Story at 11...

    Seriously though, there's a little truism that goes something like "In democracy, people get exactly the government they deserve", and I'd say it's quite true. We don't know *what* we want, and as such, we end up with crap.

    Once people figure out that they have to be engaged with the issues to vote intelligently, then we'll see some change. Maybe a few more centuries of societal progress and we'll get there...

  23. Security? by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1
    It seems that the poll question of do you want to have the government make the internet more secure is a little vague. "Secure" in what term?

    Security has many meanings in today's post 9-11 world. Do they mean big brother style filtering for hackers? Software wise in patching the security holes? Security for what?

  24. Well they'll get rid of Windows then. by crovira · · Score: 1

    The statistics are clear.

    If they want a safe internet, they musk get rid of Windows and go to Unix (OS X, BSD or Linux.)

    The facts are clear. Windows sucks and that can be expected to continue until Microsoft changes EVERYTHING about their development philosophy, which will require changing all the dev tools.

    Until that happens, Microsoft will be hackable.

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  25. Hurry and regulate me so I can complain about it! by mattOzan · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?"

    -Mayor Joe Quimby

  26. MS 'or' G'ment by MindSlap · · Score: 0

    "Though, as those polled also don't trust the governmental bodies charged with such security. They also found that more people trust Microsoft with security."

    But..and then...Yet if...Really?..the g'ment...M$...Security?..

    (*Head Explodes*)

  27. Hackers and Internet auction sites like EBAY by zymano · · Score: 1

    1. Problem -Hackers use holes in operating systems to steal data or hijack computers .

    Answer - Before anyone can log on they must use a highly secure OS with firewall and find a way to stop scanning and stop Chinese and Russian fuckers from connecting into the U.S. network.

    2.Phony internet auction sites are sucking up alot of FBI and local police resources.

    Answer. Make EBAY underwrite(insure and background check) all transactions. There present system of warning people sucks. They are worth billions on paper and do SHIT to stop the con artists except alot of mouth service and tell you to use Paypal. Same goes to Yahoo auctions. IF this can't be done then the government should WARN people not to buy shit from auctions since half the folks are cons or sell defective shit.

  28. People too lazy to learn if not forced by FerretFrottage · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sure the internet is fully of sleazy stuff we don't want our kids to see and malware that can render our computers useless, but most of these problems wouldn't exist if people knew what they were doing.

    When you are old enough to drive, you can't just get in a car a go (I guess you can, but not legally). You have to take a driver's test, you need insurance, you might have a driver probation period, etc. Why? Becuase you are no taking responsibility for not only something that can harm you, but others as well. SUre there a gov/state regulations with regards to driving, but basically you can drive to/from where you please.

    Well being that a person's PC can now be used to attack others and spread virsus, that person has the responsibility to learn how to keep there PC up to date with security patches and to stay away from nude B. Spears photos. I've purchased many Dells and none of them come with a warning or label that even attempts to mention that "by taking this PC into your home, you are taking on a great responsibility, etc."

    Maybe something like that is needed because we [Americans] want the government to do everything for us, oh, but don't raise our taxes....just print more money

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    1. Re:People too lazy to learn if not forced by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Do you know how to troubleshoot the computer-controlled ignition in your car when it isn't working properly? Then why should you be expected to know how to configure your own firewall?

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    2. Re:People too lazy to learn if not forced by FerretFrottage · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To answer your question, I can do part of the diagnosis, but I can't fix it...

      But what I was trying to say is that as more and more people get on the 'net, they should become educated on the basic "do's and don'ts". The firewire is a perfect example. Should they be expected to know how to configure it like a certified Cisco specialist...no, but they should be aware that they *should* have one and be prepared to pay someone to set on up or read a few pages of the user's guide to get it working in the first place. They should be aware that browsers, like unlocked cars, can easily be "stolen". They need not become an IT specialists, but they should know how to "drive" the net properly and as safely as possible. Accidents will happen, but if you keep your car/pc well tuned and stay alert, you are at least doing your part to minimize the chance.

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      "Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
    3. Re:People too lazy to learn if not forced by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      You're not. But if your bumper is only attached by one bolt and is hitting cars in other lanes, you can expect to be held accountable. There's just no penalty when 95% of the cars have the same problem.

    4. Re:People too lazy to learn if not forced by Neoncow · · Score: 1

      So the obvious answer is the government should educate the public about the internet. We should start some sort of federally funded institutions that are supposed will teacch the public about stuff they're too lazy to figure out themselves.

    5. Re:People too lazy to learn if not forced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You have to take a driver's test, you need insurance..."

      All of this is ridiculous, actually. If its illegal to drive without being competent (because it's reckless endangerment) then its illegal. How is that any different from making it illegal to drive without a license? You are either competent or not: a license doesn't change anything. Most people know how to drive just fine before they ever take their test, so obviously driving isn't very difficult to learn. And insurance... if you want to be protected then YOU buy insurance.

    6. Re:People too lazy to learn if not forced by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

      But even a "BAD" driver knows the basics. Car goes forward, car goes backwards, car turns this way when I turn steering wheel this way, and the other way when I turn the other way (I avoided left and right since I know a bunch of drivers who don't know which is which), I need gas to make car go, car with flat needs new tire, etc.

      The car/pc analogy isn't great, but I believe that a person who can drive a car (well or not), knows more about their car and rules of the road than a newb with a pc that just comes with a sticker that says "plug internet cable in here and surf the web". Excluding the 9 yrs-11 yr old who jump behind the wheel and just take off the family car you hear about every so often, most people have had some sort of instruction on how to operate the vehicle. That doesn't mean they learned safe, or good driving habits, and I agree with you that anyone can get a license, but for the "good" drivers out there, they spent the time learning how to drive, how to maintain their car, and how to avoid stupid drivers. I think if we want more "good" internet "drivers", they need to learn the same for the information superhighway.

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      "Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
    7. Re:People too lazy to learn if not forced by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      "You are questioning the current U.S. government policies? Oh... OK, by the way, your Internet licence is revoked. It has nothing whatsoever to do with your political beliefs. Have a nice day."

      Sure, licence Internet usage. That is a great idea!

  29. Most Americans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    have been whipped into a sense of insecurity by their government, A sense of entitlement by their society and are so far removed from the realities of the 'world' (not their world, the world as in the whole earth), that they cannot even begin to comprehend it.

    If possible, they would like someone to maintain the status quo, possibly save them from any harm and even eventual death and would probably pay a lot for that service....

    Hey, wait a minute, maybe that's the missing step...

    1. Whip people into a frenzy.
    2. Offer them complete, total and absolute insurance from all calamities of the world.
    3. Profit!!!

  30. what most people want by scotty777 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    lower taxes

    more services

    more control over folks that seem threatening

    more privacy for themselves.

    the thing is: most Americans are pragmatic; they settle for a good beer and cheap cable tv

    1. Re:what most people want by Vladislas · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you over-estimate what Americans will settle for... Cheap beer and whatever's on TV.

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    2. Re:what most people want by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      ...they settle for a good beer and cheap cable tv

      What's the ETA on either of those?

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      What?
  31. Well Hang on... by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

    There's something to this. Why the hell should I be innundated with pen1s elargement email or v1agra email? It's my right to not have that shit come to my mailbox too.

    I got nailed on www.ewanted.com by someone. Said they would deliver me a lens for my camera for a decent price.

    I sent the money. Here's what happened

    Yeah, I was dumb. I got my money back from paypal.

    I filed a complaint with the consumer protection agency. The people never responded so they just closed the case. I was very disappointed that they didn't place fraud charges. But I still got my money back, and I'm sure paypal nailed them. Paypal rocks. I wouldn't have sent money if it wasn't for paypal.

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    1. Re:Well Hang on... by DogDude · · Score: 1

      Paypal rocks. I wouldn't have sent money if it wasn't for paypal.

      I hate to say it, but you're lumped in with all of these ignorant people asking for more government control of the Net... You see, PayPal is a private, for-profit corporation... NOT a bank. If they decide to hold your funds, not refund them, not pay you, etc. (they do this frequently.. I have lots of secondhand experience from friends and family being fucked by them) it's up to you to get a lawyer and sue them in court. If you paid with a credit card, you have federal laws making the credit card companies (Visa, MC, Amex, Discover) liable for refunding your money if you get defrauded. You got very lucky, even though you made two stupid decisons here. Next time, use your credit card, and get rid of your PayPal account.

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    2. Re:Well Hang on... by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      Actually, my credit card refused to do a charge-back, and even though I hold a platinum card, they refused to file an insurance claim for me.

      I got lucky, but it was a non-receipt. Pretty cut and dry. Paypal has made buying stuff on ebay a lot safer than would otherwise be IMO. It's reduced risk in an otherwise very risky market.

      I took a leap of faith knowing that I had paypal and my credit card company as backup if there was a failure. I otherwise wouldn't have made that leap of faith. Once bitten, twice shy.

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    3. Re:Well Hang on... by jimrthy · · Score: 1

      Buying things and using Pay Pal is a good idea. You can very easily get your money back. Selling things and accepting PayPal is dumb. Its way too easy to get screwed.

  32. Checks and balances by myenigmaself · · Score: 1

    I'd support government regulation/surveillance if there was another independent group set up to audit/check up on them. I think the main privacy issue is that the information the agency gathers would be use maliciously or unlawfully. Having an independent auditor should remedy that.

  33. That doesn't surprise me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most US Citizens voted for Bush

  34. Safer != trampled rights by phorm · · Score: 1

    It really depends on what you define as "safer." Asking that better safeguards be implemented. Right now you have ISP's which are havens to botnets, spammers, and other various problems. Maybe we can't deal as much with the IP's in Asia/Europe/etc but there are plenty here that are regularly spamming, portscanning, and generally running rampant as a bot/script-kiddies.

    1. Re:Safer != trampled rights by Jhon · · Score: 1

      Correct. Safer does NOT equal trampled rights. However, many of the proposed solutions in the past have had problems with the rights of end users (or at least the appearance of a "big brother-esq" solution) -- at least as voiced by the /. group-think. And I think that was the point the submitter of the article was trying to make.

    2. Re:Safer != trampled rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the problem is that most people simply don't understand what "security" means.

      There's no such thing as generic "security." It's always security protecting against some particular attack.

      This isn't just true of computers; it is true of safety/security in all senses. You can hire heavily armed thugs as bodyguards, but what happens when you hire a new thug and he turns out to be your enemy? What happens when one guard gets greedy and wants to steal from your safe? What happens when your enemy just drops a bomb on your mansion from an airplane? What happens when your guards are bribed to betray you?

      People want a God-like benefactor to oversee and protect them from harm. In the real world, there just isn't such a thing as universal security.

      Also, people need to understand that when they entrust powers to someone to "protect" them, those powers can then be used against them.

    3. Re:Safer != trampled rights by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      When all you have is a right-trampling-stick, every problem looks like it needs to have its rights trampled. Government can only be used for evil, never for good. Governments exist out of necessity, not because everyone loves them. The government exists as a threat of force to help people get along. If there is anything on the net that needs to be fixed by the government, we first have to figure out how the use of force will help the problem.

      What can we do to make the net safer? Go after people who commit crimes online? In the real world, only a small percentage of people are convicted for the crimes they commit. Online it's harder to prove that someone committed a crime, so there needs to be a strong incentive to go after them. Once you have them, there's another serious problem - most juries are not going to understand the case, which makes it hard to get a conviction.

  35. People, people, people... by DonJoe · · Score: 1

    Here we go again. Luckily, the US doesn't own the 'net. - but perhaps that wont stop them :0

  36. They SHOULD make it safer! by viva_fourier · · Score: 1

    I hope they do make it safer -- I've had numerous internet-related injuries from tripping on cat5, once I dropped a router on my foot, CRT eyestrain, carpal tunnel syndrome... The list goes on!

    Help us Alberto Gonzales, you're our only hope!

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  37. Ha ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Arent these the same guys who laughed at http://yro.slashdot.org/yro/05/06/07/1619215.shtml ">China couple of days ago :)

  38. ummm...no we don't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep the gov't the hell away from regulating the internet. If they're getting bored in Washington, here's a few ideas to work on:

    Secure our border with Mexico.

    Secure our ports.

    Secure our private pensions...i.e. - keep the greedy bastards running our corporations from looting our pension funds.

    Raise the minimum wage.

    Funding for alternate energy sources.

    etc...

    1. Re:ummm...no we don't... by koreaman · · Score: 1

      If you're a grammar nazi, replace all instances of "they" and "them" in this post with "he or she" and "him or her", respectively. Anyway,

      Raise the minimum wage, huh?

      Let me explain something to you. If a person's skills are worth $6.00/hr, then the most they are going to make is $6.00/hr, unless of course they are hired by some business which, unlikelily, has some other reason to give them a break. Now, what happens when the minimum wage is raised to $7.00/hr? Blam, all the people without enough skills to be worth $7.00/hr to Big Business are out of a job. Does that make sense to you? Higher minimum wage leads to a higher unemployment rate; there's no other way to look at it.

  39. My Conclusion by vmalloc_ · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you guys, but the only conclusion I got out of this poll is that average American internet users are stupid and don't know what they want. No real surprises here, if you don't know anything about the internet than you shouldn't have any opinion on how to change it. This was a pretty idiotic poll IMHO. Let's poll mall-goers next to see which method of surgical cutting they prefer.

    I guess you could note that people are getting edgy about the security problems on the 'net. But what the hell is government going to do about that? If you have a problem with worms, blame Microsoft's complete inability to understand what a buffer overflow is. For spam, ask your ISP why they haven't put in a spam filter yet. These are generally resolveable problems that the government can't do diddily squat to fix.

  40. Insightful by Bob_Robertson · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well said, TripMaster. I'd mod this up as "insightful" if I had any mod points.

    I know people on the "No Fly List" merely because they speak out on the net against government intrusion. Heck, I could easily be on the list myself, but since I haven't tried flying since the list was invented I don't know. ...since there is no way to find out if you're on the list until you TRY to board a plane. Idiots.

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    1. Re:Insightful by jimhill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "I know people on the "No Fly List" merely because they speak out on the net against government intrusion."

      I discovered about a month ago that I'm on the TSA watch list. Sure, they'll let me get on a plane but only after special screening. As for printing a boarding pass from the Web, forget it. I don't know if it's really me, or just the name (firstname lastname...that ought to be enough to identify terriss uniquely!) but I do know that I've been very outspoken on- and offline. My first letter to my Congressional delegation went out on 9/14/01, begging them not to over-react with liberty-gutting legislation. I guess I should have included a sack of cash with that.

      The delightful thing is that all the administrative shuffling by the government after 9/11 has led to a state of affairs in which one hand still doesn't know what the other is doing. One branch of the government says I'm a threat to civil aviation and another gives me a TS clearance to work with special weapons. Sheesh.

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    2. Re:Insightful by agentkhaki · · Score: 1

      Not that I'm for intrusive government, or that I think the current administration is doing A Good Job(tm), but did you ever stop to think that maybe, in your case they got it right, and because you have a TS clearance, you are therefor on the TSA watch list as a safety precaution?

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    3. Re:Insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > One branch of the government says I'm a threat to civil aviation and another gives me a T[*mumble*]e to work with [sp*ahem*ns]. Sheesh.

      Not for much longer :)

    4. Re:Insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > One branch of the government says I'm a threat
      > to civil aviation and another gives me a TS
      > clearance to work with special weapons.

      Just because you have a TS clearance doesn't mean jack shit.

      First of all, a TS clearance means more survalence on your person, property and actions, not less. Special screening is an opportunity for MORE SUREVALENCE! Duh. Did they hire you for TS work because you're smart or because you came out of the military with a secret and were cheap to upgrade to TS? You're making me think it's the later. HSD/Patriot II/III simply make warentless searches and seizures legally convient (they don't even need probable cause). You don't think they're going to use the hell out of that? Think again. I'll prognosticate here a little bit, but I bet that after 10 years of this, as many as 70% of the nations air traverlers end up on the "secondary screening" list at least once. Now, let's see... on secondary screening, do they seperate you from your luggage? You know... the one you keep your PDA in.

      Second, I have known (bad) self confessed gambliers, former heavy drug users (cocaine, meth and various psychotropics), promiscuous bisexuals/blatent womanizers some of whom didn't even know the location of all of their childeren, alcholics and self-absorbed geeks so caught up in fantasy roleplaying that social engineering them would have been child's play... all with active TS clearances. ...and I've seen the proverbial alter/choir boy/girlscout types be denied TS clearance without a second glance (and admittedly as fun as that is to watch, you have to wonder what the hell is going on in the TS vetting process). As long as your piss is clean, you can bullshit your way through a polygraph (or happen to be a pathological lier), don't have too many skeletons/pissed off ex-girlfriends in your closets, have good credit, rembrandt bright white teeth and someone willing to pay for it, you too can be the recipient of a TS clearance.

      All a TS clearance means is that you're Uncle Sam's bitch (maybe just a couple of notches above folks in prison and with much better pay). They try to make it as transparent as possible, but the reality is parole officers don't track and monitor their convicts was well as active TS holders are managed. Every once in a while, they will come out of the woodwork and let you know you've cross over their line... like the time the guy who wrote code for a certain crypto box picked up a friend from a US airport (who happened to be a foreign national) without notifying his government handlers or an acquaintance who, after pulling several all-nighters in a row at Ft. Mead, overslept and got a knock on his door from men in suits because he didnt' show up to work by 10am or friendly IRS audits for executing cash transactions over $10,000 without doing the "right" paperwork (you think cash is "anonymous? You're a jackass... it's just slightly harder to track).

      So there you have it... it appears that you're under the mistaken assumption that, by having a TS clearance, you are somehow above the frey... somehow more trust worthy... maybe you even think in makes you a member of the "inner circle"... I'm here to tell you that you couldn't be more wrong... but hey I understand... sometimes it helps to have somthing beside money (mystique?) to get people to opt-in for self-castration.

    5. Re:Insightful by rsynnott · · Score: 1

      Ah, you live in the Soviet Union, apparently.

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    6. Re:Insightful by jimhill · · Score: 1

      Well, no, I didn't think that. I thought (and think) "How very odd that one branch of the government thinks I can be trusted with Very Sensitive Information and another thinks I might try to hijack a plane and crash it into something of national importance."

      Unless you mean TSA's stopping just short of chectum my rectum as some sort of way of keeping me safe from those who would harm one of DOE's most favored sons. Seems unlikely to me...

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  41. What most Americans want doesn't mean shit by Nicholas+Evans · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Most Americans want the government making the Internet safer, eh? That's good for them, but it's too god damned bad that America doesn't own the Internet.

    How about most Americans get off of their lazy asses and install bloody norton?

    1. Re:What most Americans want doesn't mean shit by hairyfeet68 · · Score: 1

      Actually we do,HA HA.In case you haven't noticed he who has the biggest guns makes the rules.I can't believe i'm saying this but,Damn i miss the soviet union.It kept our leaders from going nutty with power.

    2. Re:What most Americans want doesn't mean shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      amen to that! i really do miss those guys.

  42. Scary? by wolf31o2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This sort of thing scares the shit out of me. Besides being an American and working on a faily predominant open source project, I am also a Systems Engineer at a telecommunications company, working on the ISP side of the house. I've seen what government regulation can do on the telco side of the house, and it is truly scary to think that people would actually want the government getting involved in their Internet connection. Without even going into the political aspects of this, how the hell would they possibly be able to do anything on a global, distributed network such as the Internet? Are we going to have the "Great FireWall of America" right along with the Chinese? Better yet, who's going to protect us from ourselves?

    While I can understand people believing that Microsoft is the answer to their prayers, I respond with this. Microsoft should be! They should make sure that their systems have reasonable defaults. They should do more to secure their OS. This isn't just something Microsoft is liable for, everyone producing software should be making their software as safe as possible, out of the box. One thing we definitely do not need is a bunch of fat cat politicians who don't understand nor care about the problem making more laws controlling how things are done on a network that isn't bound by political boundaries, who are only working on the behalf of their "constituents" and "special interests" and not us, the American people.

    Also, who are we to tell other countries what to do? And if we don't tell other countries what to do, then how the hell can the government do anything that would actually be beneficial?

    Perhaps more work needs to be done at the ISP level to ensure customer safety. Perhaps more work needs to be done by the software vendors to ensure customer safety. However, I know for sure that the government really needs to stay the hell out of it. They've proven time and time again that technology is not something that they understand. Couple that with the fact that technology changes much mroe rapidly than a slow-moving government is capable of handling, and I think we all can see where this is going.

    Then again, Joe Sixpack thinks it is a good idea, and they seem to be the guys actually out there running this country, so maybe it is time I start looking at other countries to reside in, rather than allow my personal liberties to be eroded by Joe AOLuser can't figure out to turn on the fscking firewall.

    1. Re:Scary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so maybe it is time I start looking at other countries to reside in, rather than allow my personal liberties to be eroded by Joe AOLuser can't figure out to turn on the fscking firewall.

      I can only assume you are relatively young. Despite what you think, it isn't better anywhere else. Relatively speaking Americans are pretty well off. It's not perfect and there are some serious problems (I hate losing my rights too), but don't think you can just hop-off somewhere else and be better off. There are problems no matter where you go and America is pretty good in many respects.

      Don't get me wrong, all these rights erosions and other stuff that is going on scares the crap out of me and that's why the public needs to be as informed as possible about the issues at hand.

    2. Re:Scary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, who are we to tell other countries what to do?

      Most of USAs problems with the world is that they're doing just that, and not just with words..

    3. Re:Scary? by oisteink · · Score: 1

      You might be old, but don't be bitter for not having found your paradise...

      It's out there, you know ;)

    4. Re:Scary? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      What's scary is NOT that the poll came up with this result. Instead what is scary is that our government might take this poll seriously.

      You and I do not know what the poll questions were. Was it "do you think something should be done to better protect your privacy on the internet?" If so, I would have answered yes. The question isn't about the government, or privacy bills, or putting filters in libraries, or anything like that. But what if the question was "do you think the government should be given expanded powers to control how you use the internet", then fewer people would be agreeing. To take it to the extreme, what if the question said "should there be a Department of Internet Safety and an office of the Virus Czar and should people have to get a license to use a computer?"

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    5. Re:Scary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Also, who are we to tell other countries what to do?"

      The Great Almighty US of A of course, where politicians know what is best for every single country but their own.

      "Then again, Joe Sixpack thinks it is a good idea, and they seem to be the guys actually out there running this country, so maybe it is time I start looking at other countries to reside in, rather than allow my personal liberties to be eroded by Joe AOLuser can't figure out to turn on the fscking firewall."

      I was thinking of saving up enough to buy a tropical island, since afaik, most countries have a fair few computer illiterates (including Australia, unfortunately).

  43. In other news... by FatSean · · Score: 1

    Most people too stupid to live.

    Well you see...you have 'gods' and 'clods'...

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  44. The First Amendment, like it or not by Morganth · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Noam Chomsky once said the first amendment says you have to allow for free speech for everyone, not just "free speech for ideas you like."

    If "securing" the Internet means making it less easy for crackers to break into systems, then I'm all for it, but doubt the government will be much help. For that, we should probably be looking at the work done in security research in Universities across the land.

    If securing the Internet means preventing little Johnny from learning about crime ae and murder and sex, well then there is a very simple solution: prevent your child from accessing the Internet.

    Little Johnny can just as easily find those things by wandering around town, entering restaurants, stores, parks and local hangouts. But that doesn't mean we should ban speech in public places. It just means if you want to protect your children from ideas you don't like, then protect them, god damnit. Understand that browsing the web is just like walking around town without parental supervision. Don't blame the publishers: blame yourself!

    I just met a few parents who let their kid browse the web for hours on end. Eventually, they found out this 13 year old girl was sending naked photos of herself to random 40 year olds online with her webcam. So what did they do? Tried to sue the website that allowed her to do that (buddypic.com), of course! Did she ever think that she might be at fault, for allowing her daughter to browse around the web without any inkling of what is Right and what is Wrong in her innocent mind?

    America: land of irresponsible but accusatory parents, who'll shred our constitution if it means they can watch their shitty network TV ("CSI is on!") while their children entertain themselves any way they can, so long as it is state-controlled and state-monitored.

    1. Re:The First Amendment, like it or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At 13 it's more than likely that she's got a pretty good idea about "Right and Wrong" and her mind is already far from innocent. At thirteen naked pictures of yourself are not a triffling matter. That's not to say that she'd thought through all the consequences of her actions, but I assure you she was excited about doing this. In fact the most serious problems here (assuming she went no further than posting pictures) are for the parent-child relationship. They're not going to want to approach this, because it deals with their daughter's consciousness of sexuality AND they're not going to have a good trust relationship with their daughter because she knows better by now than to tell them what was going through her mind. At the time when they found out it was still salvageable, but by now it's too late.

      Children learn, that's the #1 thing they are pre-programmed to do. And she's now learned that her sexuality is a shameful thing, something to be kept out of sight and never to be mentioned to her parents. Unless she finds someone else to confide in quickly she's an accident waiting to happen. Because although I've said she's no innocent, she's certainly not going to be better off finding everything out through a combination of Google, half-understood schoolyard rumours and experimentation.

    2. Re:The First Amendment, like it or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said!!!

    3. Re:The First Amendment, like it or not by Hsien · · Score: 0

      Amen to that. The situation surrounding irresponsibility and 'passing the buck', is reaching a point where I feel there is a dire need for serious inquiry into social values. It's about time; we the people, and visionaries of the future take a stand and attempt to instill values and attitudes into society that will produce a brighter future.

    4. Re:The First Amendment, like it or not by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      I agree with everything you said... but starting it out by quoting Noam Chomsky? Noam Chomsky is one of the the most pro-government writers in America today. He might be against the current U.S. government, but he supports every form of "hate-speech" government censorship, and government nannie-state intervention.

      The ol' Chomper would have no trouble with the government stepping in and controlling every aspect of the internet, provided it was a leftist socialist government.

  45. Doesn't surprise me by taskforce · · Score: 1

    This doesn't surprise me, as at one time most Americans used AOL as their ISP. (I don't know if this is still true.)

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  46. Swooning by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 1
    "They also found that more people trust Microsoft with security"

    Me: (Swooning to the ground) THUD!

    Me: Getting up, looking at that sentence again...THUD!

    Me: Lying on the ground, having that sentence reverberate through my mind...Head goes THUD!

    1. Re:Swooning by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Well, actually, you can trust MS with security. They are not inherently evil, depspite many sloshdat posts to the contrary. The only problem is that the security you are going to get, will probably not be very good.

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  47. Democracy == bad ... by StupidKatz · · Score: 1

    ... good thing the USA is still a Constitutional Republic, eh?

    1. Re:Democracy == bad ... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Which is the same as a representative democracy. Your point?

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    2. Re:Democracy == bad ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That it's not a democracy? What, you still don't get it?
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    3. Re:Democracy == bad ... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      "It's a BMW Supermobile, not a car"! The republic is a form of democracy. Republic and representative democracy are freely interchangeable. They mean that the people elect representatives who then run the country.

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    4. Re:Democracy == bad ... by StupidKatz · · Score: 1

      Bzzzt! Please try again.

      One major difference between democracy and a representative republic is that a democracy directly votes for all the members of government, as opposed to a representative republic, people vote for REPRESENTATIVES who then vote/appoint others to political positions. I won't go into the fine details here, but suffice to say that the Founding Fathers were explicitly against democracy.

    5. Re:Democracy == bad ... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      In the United States this term is often synonymous with "republic.
      Republic n 1: a political system in which the supreme power lies in a body of citizens who can elect people to represent them [syn: democracy, commonwealth]

      The bit about indirect elections is NOT included in the definition of the word. In fact so many countries are calling themselves "republic" that the word has almost lost its meaning.

      I think the main difference between those two is that one originates from latin, the other from greek :p.

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  48. Americans don't get it by RickPartin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But most Americans have no idea how the Internet works or why it is so vital. They see the Internet as an entertainment device. Like the TV, just another thing. They don't see it as the most amazing medium for free speech humanity has ever seen. Just like in the real world if we want to keep our rights and privacy we will have to put up with some crime. The internet is no different.

    They don't realize that making the internet "safe" will just cripple and ruin it.

  49. What a bunch of sheep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No wonder the masses won't use encryption. No wonder why we let the REAL ID act pass.

  50. Quibble by abb3w · · Score: 1
    If "most" American's really want the "government" hover over the internet and potentially tramp on rights, there is fairly simple way -- amend the Constitution. It's not EASY, but it is a simple solution.

    Actually, that doesn't require "most" Americans. It requires "a majority of the population in 38 states". The relation between the two is left as an exercise for students of mathematics and politics.

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    1. Re:Quibble by Nasarius · · Score: 1
      Actually, that doesn't require "most" Americans. It requires "a majority of the population in 38 states".

      It's probably worth pointing out the obvious fact that the people do not directly control their Congresscritters, and you still need 2/3 of both houses.

      They don't directly control their state legislators either, so "a majority of the population" is really irrelevant. The only time the population at large matters is when the issue is important enough to outweigh other concerns when voting, which is pretty damn rare.

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    2. Re:Quibble by abb3w · · Score: 1
      It's probably worth pointing out the obvious fact that the people do not directly control their Congresscritters, and you still need 2/3 of both houses.

      Bzzt! You can also suffice with simply 2/3 (=34) of the state legislatures to force a constitutional convention, and 3/4 (=38) of the state legislatures to ratify the amendment(s); pesky congresscritters need not be bothered. But you're right about the lack of direct control of the state legislatures.

      And thus I am left with only one obstacle remaining in my plot to be recognized as God-Emperor. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

      Wait, did I just say that out loud? Oh, good, no, I only posted it Slashdot. Err....

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  51. Please Cue: by devphaeton · · Score: 1

    Please Cue:

    1) The comments about welfare-sucking Liberals that want someone else to do everything for them

    2) The comments about the stupidity of Americans

    3) The comments about irrelevant/flamebait articles

    4) The "Just Use Linux/A MAC[sic]" mantra that is blind chestbeating/dickwaving moreso than some carefully considered solution.

    And don't forget to mod this comment with one each of everything on the list!

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  52. Mod parent down - too reasonable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How dare you read the article and give us the facts rather than make baseless accusations! I demand to see your Slashdot credentials, sir!

  53. Step 0 by nurd68 · · Score: 1

    Remove all Windows machines from the internet.

    No more Zombie nets used to DDOS and act as spam relays.

  54. Well...shit. by jacobcaz · · Score: 1
    Great - the government will get involved and just fuck things up. For every single good requirement there will be donzens of brain-dead requirements too. A perfect example is C-TPAT (a knee-jerk customers/boarder program in our "post 9/11" world).

    My company is currently going through our C-TPAT validation (our audit is Monday actually) and while there are some nuggest of good ideas and practices I've seen in the C-TPAT documentation, there are reams and reams of requirements that you know were stuck in there by some asshat beauracrat with a personal agenda.

    So now instead of just doing the smart and sane things we already do we have to pile on a heap of new requirements that are costing us a lot of time and money to implement.

    C-TPAT is supposed to make "things" safer, but I've not managed to determine exactly what "things" will be made safer, or how it will happen because now I officially can't smoke in my data center (yes, that's an official requirement).

    <sarcasm>
    Yea goverment involvement
    </sarcasm>

  55. Republic maybe, by isotope23 · · Score: 1

    but certainly the "Constitutional" part is now suspect.

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  56. Stupid American. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait, I thought microsoft was the goverment???

  57. Encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somewhat off-topic but I would like to know a little on the subject of encryption. Is there any way one can encrypt data and send it over the Internet without the ISP ever seeing it in its plain form?

    I heard FreeBSD has an encrypted file system but I am more interested in the exchange of data. Can I tunnel all my data through SSH (or PuTTY on Windows)? Are there more practical solutions? I'd also like to know, if I encrypt the data I send can the recipient read it without additional software?

    Finally, could I be sued by my ISP for accidentally ending up on a site not compliant to the article 2257 about underage models?

  58. Most Americans only want what they're told to want by jocknerd · · Score: 1

    We're mostly a bunch of sheep.

  59. An Open Letter by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1
    Dear Nanny Government,

    Please protect me from myself. If I knew as little about operating my car as I know about operating my computer, I wouldn't be able to get out of my own driveway, yet I would be a mortal danger to everyone in my city. I would have no concept of speed limits, driving on the proper side of the road, pedestrain crossings or the rights of others. Oftentimes I would simpy let my car roam free, with no driver at all.

    If I took care of my car the way I take care of my computer, I'd be driving a 1956 Chevy Bel-Air with four flat tires. The oil wouldn't have been changed since 1967. Great gouts of smoke would belch from the exhaust, choking everybody in my vicinity. My 12-year-old nephew would come over occasionally to chase away the vermin that multiplied in the back seat. The manufacturer of my car would think a cross between a Pinto and a Corvair was the epitome of safety.

    In short, I am a danger and a nuisance to myself, and everyone around me. Please rectify this sorry situation by legislating that all competent drivers be treated as though they were me.

    Thanks,
    My Dad

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    1. Re:An Open Letter by devphaeton · · Score: 1

      That's excellent!

      If it weren't such a horribly true comparison it would have made my day.

      Thanks for sharing :-)

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    2. Re:An Open Letter by Tourney3p0 · · Score: 1

      You should maybe change it so that "the plug wires haven't been changed since 1967", or something like that. If it was blowing as much smoke from the exhaust as you say, and the oil hadn't been changed in 1967, none of this would be an issue. The oil would have all burned out long ago and the car would be sitting in the junkyard.

  60. But then again... by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...how do we know they didn't deliberately skew the results?

    We hear all the time, 'polls show this' and 'the majority of Americans say that', and we don't know that's how the poll *really* came out, or even if there *was* a poll.

    Just something to think about.

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    1. Re:But then again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The telephone survey of 1,003 likely voters was funded by the Washington-based Cyber Security Industry Alliance, a trade group that has lobbied the Bush administration to pay greater attention to Internet security.

      Enough said.

    2. Re:But then again... by Aeiri · · Score: 2, Funny

      A recent poll done on the streets of London say Slashdot user Aeiri is the biggest prick in the world. 5,281 people were polled, and only 2 had dissenting opinions. The survey was conducted by Slashdot Users R' Us based in Paris.

      See, I can do it too, why do you think it's not possible for reporters to do it as well?

    3. Re:But then again... by JLF65 · · Score: 1

      1003 likely voters... yeah - that's OBVIOUSLY "most Americans" for sure! Uh, didn't the last census show a population of more than 300 million? Since when has 1003 people been representation of the nation? Did they call during the "dead-beat" hour when they might get more unemployed people responding? Did they call people with "white sounding" names? Can we trust this poll in the slightest?

    4. Re:But then again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hummm it's called getting a population sample. It's supposed to represent the nation opinion because the general curve follow the normal law. How ever statistic are never proof merly representation of a current.

    5. Re:But then again... by Hugh+Lilly · · Score: 1

      Obligatory Simpsons quote:

      Homer is invited to be a guest on Smartline. Kent Brockman interviews him.
      Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
      Homer: Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent; forfty percent of all people know that.

  61. How about if there were no federal taxes. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Say the states levied all of the taxation and alloted some of the cash to run the federal administration.

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  62. actions have repercussions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Just get out of this country if you don't like the way it's being run!!!!"

    Try to make be, bitch!

  63. same americans that think bush is telling truth? by kwanbis · · Score: 0

    they probably think that sadam had nukes, and that the climate is not changing, and that USA *is* the world ...

  64. Message to the Cyber Security Industry Alliance by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

    Cyber Security Industry Alliance, a trade group that has lobbied the Bush administration to pay greater attention to Internet security

    Please dont.

  65. Hi, Americans are stupid by MattW · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Only 70% of americans know how many stars are on the flag

    60% of people cannot name the three branches of American government, 37% could not even name one branch, and 89% don't realize the Patriot Act allows secret search & seizures by the government

    30% of americans do not know that plants produce most of the Oxygen on earth; only 11% can describe radiation and only 13% know what a molecule is

    Only 38% of *investors* know what a "no-load" fund is (Which I suppose goes to show that just because Americans get involved with something doesn't mean they bother to actually know anything about it)

    Only 50% of Americans know how long it takes the Earth to circle the sun

    Frankly, we need to stop encouraging people to go vote. If you don't know why it is important to vote, then stay the hell home, because you probably don't know enough to intelligently cast a vote anyhow. "Get out the vote" campaigns are at best drives to sign up supports and at worst just base demagoguery.

    1. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by NetNifty · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Wasn't it Winston Churchill who said "The best argument against democracy is a five minute chat with the average voter"?

    2. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by Markus_UW · · Score: 1

      Yes, and I believe he followed by saying that because of that (and possibly some other factors), Democracy is both the Best and the Worst possible form of government. P.S. I (being Canadian) have been raised to believe that this "Americans are Stupid" thing is true, but I'd like to say, not ALL Americans are stupid. Just the Red states.

    3. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People Polled In the various surveys:

      Topic survey: 1003 (Give or take one or 2)
      Stars on the flag: 1004
      Branches: 215
      Plants/Science: Not specified
      No-Load funds: 1001
      Earth/Sun: Not specified

      Estimated US Population: 296,388,763
      http://www.census.gov/main/www/popclock.html

      How does this translate to most, many, majority, all or half?

    4. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The original post says that most americans are stupid - true. It makes no claims about the inhabitants of other nations. I proclaim that they are also mostly stupid.

      However, in other countries, it's socially ok to admit that you don't know something. In the US, that would be a sign of weakness. Hence the Canadian TV show, "talking to Americans".

    5. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wasn't it Winston Churchill who said "The best argument against democracy is a five minute chat with the average voter"?

      True story: I asked an associate who he was going to vote for, besides the President. He said "Republicans".

      OK, what about the offices where there is no party affiliation? He repeated "Republicans".

      You do realize that for some offices, the people running for office don't say if they are Republicans, Democrats, or Socialists...let alone Libertarians, Communists, or Green Party members? He smiled and said "Republicans".

      The rule of thumb I use is; go to the League of Women Voters, read how the candidates responded, toss the ones that did not respond or answer the question within the word limits, and pick from the ones that remain that don't look insane.

      The results? An even split based on the number of candidates from each party (if mentioned). If 40% run as Democrats, 40% as Republicans, and 20% as other or unaffilicated...I end up voting for 40/40/20. It's amazing how a little common sense can be used to get better results.

    6. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by MourningBlade · · Score: 1

      I can top that. My sister volunteered at the Republican primaries (no, that's not the stupid part). I came up to visit her, and - in just the 15 minutes I was there - 6 people asked how to vote a "straight Republican ticket".

      That's right, folks. Coining a new phrase for stupidity: "Couldn't figure out how to vote party line at a primary."

    7. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by mjh49746 · · Score: 1
      Well you're not going to cure the cursed 'Homer Simpson Syndrome' with mere politics and leglislation. It's the public education system that's broken by churning out robots and sheep, and not creators and intellectuals.


      Perhaps instead of not encouraging people to vote, we need to encourage people to get a brain so that they can vote intelligently.


      Oh, wtf am I kidding? People want to be stupid and have all the thinking done for them. As long as they have their remote control in one hand, and a beer in the other, they don't give a shit about nothing. Maybe you're right after all. Why fuck up this country even more by encouraging their stupidity?

    8. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well without looking into their method of sample selection there's no way to vouch for the accuracy, but if you knew anything about statistics at all you would know that a sample doesn't have to be insanely huge for it to be representative of a larger population.

    9. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by Kahless2k · · Score: 1

      Just remember that 87.9% of all statistics are made up on the spot :) (Though I can see the plausibility in what your saying..)

    10. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course he doesn't know anything about statistics (or much of anything else); he's American.

    11. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by wxprojects · · Score: 1

      Those are all nice tidbits, but people don't know what they are because they don't effect them directly... and quite frankly a lot of them are more suited to trivia then real life use.

      Like how is knowing "how long it takes the Earth to circle the sun" going to help you in real life?

    12. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      30% of americans do not know that plants produce most of the Oxygen on earth

      Actually, that link states that 70% of Americans knew that plants produce oxygen. You turned that around and caused an error: plants don't produce most of the oxygen on earth, phytoplankton does.

    13. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You see, it's tempting to mod up Funny, until I look at your posting history and realise that you're probably serious and have no idea at all..

      Here's a hint: What does the word "year" mean?

    14. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      70% = Do know that plants produce most of the oxygen
      30% = Do not know that

      Phytoplankton = plants.

    15. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by Big_Al_B · · Score: 1

      How does this translate to most, many, majority, all or half?

      Well...

      Stars:
      Accuracy of survey results is within +/-3.1% for overall measures for the poll.

      Branches:
      Individual poll questions have an error margin of 7%

      Plants/Science:
      The data came from a National Science Foundation survey from 2000. The survey methodology description below is from the 2001 version of the same survey. One assumes that the NSF can perform consistent scientific surveys...

      Population Target: The target population of the 2001 survey was noninstitutionalized adults, age 18 or older, residing in the United States.
      Sample: 2,000 completed interviews.
      Variation: The coefficient of variation for a percentage estimate of 50 percent in the total population in 2001 was approximately 2.5 percent.

      Investing Knowledge:
      For results based on the total sample, it can be said with 95 percent confidence that the error attributable to sample and other random effects is plus or minus 4 percentage points...

      Earth/Sun:
      The source data was same NSF survey as the Plant/Science data, with the same sample and variance.

      Aside from the indirectly quoted NSF survey, all of the error margins were published right on the same pages where you got the sample sizes. Don't you understand what they mean?

      How ironic that you attempted to debunk surveys that measure knowledge.

    16. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by Big_Al_B · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, these aren't. Two of the links refer to a National Science Foundation survey of Science and Engineering Indicators (2000). The others publish methodology and confidence margins.

      It's not a pretty picture.

    17. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by Fortress · · Score: 1

      Wasn't it Winston Churchill who said "The best argument against democracy is a five minute chat with the average voter"?

      Ah, but didn't he also say, "Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time."

    18. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's really common. I've worked about 20 elections so far, and at primaries you constantly get people wanting to have one box or lever so they can vote for the party without having to do so much work as punch six or eight of them itty bitty lil' boxes.
      When both parties have primaries on the same ballot, I always get asked why we didn't just set up one machine just for Republicans and one just for Democrats. When only one party offers a primary, there's always at least one person who claims I'm part of some sort of conspiracy to keep the other party from having one, or somehow stop their candidate from getting votes.
      In presidential primaries, there's always 10 or so people who talk like they think their candidate will be President that night, and not just their party's nominee.
      At general elections, you get people who want to vote for one presidential candidate, and another party's vice-president - people who want to vote directly for president and not for the electors, and people who want to vote by party when it's not a primary at all, and demand I take all those independant's names off the lists so they can find their party easier.
      When we close for the evening, our machines print an extra copy of the totals, which we post at the polling place door for the press to read if they want to check on separate precinct's results. I've had press people complain that I didn't print out one strip with all the machine's totals instead, and people want me to print them another copy, and mail it to them before their paper's deadline (Yeah, I can tell you at 2:30 PM what the total will be at 8 PM, and the time traveling mailmen will get it to you the day before I post it, Um-hum.).
      I've had people call the location, asking me to delay sombody else so they could vote first, or stop their wife from canceling their vote (usually they get connected to a high school secretary or sombeody like that, because, thank God, they can't figure out how to get through to the poll workers directly).
      I've never had a candidate hang around inside the polling place when they didn't have a right to be there, but I have had candidates come in to vote at their home precinct, carefully follow all the rules, and someone demand I throw them out. It's amazing how many people think that anyone running for office isn't allowed to vote.

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    19. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by MourningBlade · · Score: 1

      Nice.

      Guess I should provide a bit more detail: in Texas (at least, my part of it) primaries are party-specific. The parties decide whom they're going to run, then they run them. I'm not entirely sure that primaries are part of official election law (which is why you can actually vote in both the Dem and Repub primaries. Legally, even).

      So, when you show up at a primary location here, it's either all Republicans or all Democrats on the ticket. Punching a straight-party ticket is as easy as...picking any slot.

      People do have some weird ideas about voting, though. I've had a few people tell me that they thought you should only be allowed to vote Republican or Democrat.

    20. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by billbaggins · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I needed a new sig :)

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    21. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by Pop69 · · Score: 1

      And the worst thing about it is that half of the voters are stupider than that.

    22. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by drxray · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I am strongly in favour of using poison gas against uncivilised tribes." - Churchill

      Churchill was a useful wartime leader, but wasn't someone who you should base your personal philosophy on. He was quite an interesting character though, and you might enjoy looking him on on google/wikipedia/etc...

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    23. Re:Hi, Americans are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Year pretty dumb.

  66. Not In Our Lifetime by poormanjoe · · Score: 1

    Look how long it took the goverment to concern themselves with the automobile industry.

    The Big Three should be indighted for manslaughter ~Tucker

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  67. "Most People" by Cytlid · · Score: 1

    I don't believe most people would like the result. Whenever I think of the Internet, I think of those old black and white movies where model T cars were running into each other and it was total utter chaos. For the most part, the internet is still like that.

    But we've established a code of conduct for automobiles and the roadways. Laws and codes of conduct are enforced, people need tests and have to prove they're competent enough to drive and use vehicles on the road.

    Is this really what people want from the Internet? There seems to be a common misconception (I work for an ISP), that somehow the problems on the internet are someone else's, and they need to fix them. If the federal government enforces a code of conduct (hey you windows people, you have to run a firewall, keep patched, updated virus definitions, don't open odd attachments), and they revoke your privlege to use the Internet, would people like or agree to that?

    Much of bad security banks off of people's bad habits. And I don't just mean end users on workstations. A small business who runs an insecure mail server, would they want the government to come in and enforce the code of conduct to make sure their (mail|web|anything else) server is secure?

    Even if the government could enforce these ideas 100% (which they can't) what about other countries?

    The average person still isn't entirely savvy about the internet and security. But the bar is raising. Slowly, but raising.

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  68. They already do this in china! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's also the wee problem of people who were convicted by mistake. This has been shown to have happened (since DNA testing started) and most (all?) states still don't have remedies for wrongly convicted felons. Many have been simply dumped with not so much as an apology

  69. Re:Hurry and regulate me so I can complain about i by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

    Both, probably.

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  70. .. Most Americans Want Gov't To Make Internet Safe by torpor · · Score: 1

    .. while the rest of the World want Most Americans to make their Government safer. America Must Not Dictate Further Communications Policies; its own have resulted in near-fatal failures of its own society.

    Freedom for the world is one thing, consuming the fruits of freedom, however, is another thing entirely..

    "Free People" either practice Free Speech, and use their freedom to educate each other to form 'safety nets in society', or they just let the TV take over their thought patterns entirely, and forget that mass communication is not just for the consumer but also for the producers' benefit.. forget this, and you lose your freedom.

    Leaving the Internet open, free, unfettered, and 'self-organizing' means it will always be a -reflection- of the society prevailing its administration. Technically and otherwise.

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  71. Internet unsafe at any speed! by ArmorFiend · · Score: 4, Funny

    My wife was telecommuting to work the other day, and a drunk surfer got on the information superhighway doing 95kB/s THE WRONG WAY! My wife got into a head-on, and now I'll have to raise our children alone. :(

    Its time the government stepped in and made the internet safer, so that other people don't suffer my wife's fate.

    1. Re:Internet unsafe at any speed! by kihjin · · Score: 1

      Can I get the address of that ftp?

      Sounds uber.

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    2. Re:Internet unsafe at any speed! by EvilMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

      Its time the government stepped in and made the internet safer

      No kidding. Everyone at our game software startup used to telecommute. Last week the server rebooted and seven poor bastards got telefragged trying to hop back on. RIP guys.

    3. Re:Internet unsafe at any speed! by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Note to self: invent airbags for computers. USB-powered, of course.

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  72. Spin by fark_fan · · Score: 2, Informative

    Could the propaganda machine known as CNN be any less obvious? This is disgusting. The majority of Americans want the Internet policed just as much as they want their beautiful wives groped in an airport security screening.

    1. Re:Spin by michaelbuddy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Less Obvious? They probably could be MORE obvious, but then they would be called Fox.

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  73. Safer by mchappee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Of course Americans want the government to make things "safer". "Safer" is a good thing. Now ask if they would like the government to read their e-mail, access their browser history, listen in on their VOIP calls, and know their passwords. You'll get a very different response. That's why government misbehavior is given names like "The Patriot Act", and "The Children's Internet Protection Act". Like the word "Safer", If you oppose those things you sound like you're unpatriotic, or a danger to children. It's pretty stupid. They know that they can get away with just about anything as long as it has a pretty bow around it (or mentions 'terrists').

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    1. Re:Safer by khchung · · Score: 1

      I just hope more people realize this kind of word trick, which is used in almost all kinds of polls everywhere in the world.

      "Do you support reasonable regulation of ...."

      "Do you want laws to regulate harmful materials ..."

      "Do you support better allocation of funds to ..."

      All these are just trick questions to get a "yes" answer. Nowadays, I give no weight to any kind of poll results unless the exact questions used are also published with the results.

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    2. Re:Safer by rsynnott · · Score: 1

      Does America still call the terrorists it doesn't like terrorists and the ones it does like "freedom fighters"?

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  74. All the internets by Atomizer · · Score: 1

    I want to make sure all the internets are safe.

  75. Most Americans Want Gov't To Make Internet Safer by krelian · · Score: 1

    Most americans are stupid.

  76. "Most Americans" cant check their damned email by h0ts4uc3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Most americans", it doesnt happen to mention cant check their email without someone holding their goddamn hand through the whole experience.

    The government is the last thing that needs to be involved with making the internet safer, USERS need to be EDUCATED on how to PROPERLY keep themselves SAFE by using ANTIVIRUS, FIREWALLS, GOOD PASSWORD TECHNIQUES and *gasp* COMMON SENSE

    1. Re:"Most Americans" cant check their damned email by kalislashdot · · Score: 1

      Amen brother!!

  77. What I've Gathered by whytechocolate · · Score: 3, Funny

    After reading this, I've gathered that we Americans believe the following: * America wants its Internet secure to protect the homeland from terrorists and evil trolls in turbans * America doesn't want too MUCH security -- after all, if we can't get hot Asian chicks off the Internet, it means we'll have to get off our fat asses and make the trip to the porno store (not fun) * America doesn't like Congress -- no hot Asian chicks * Microsoft will protect the homeland AND hot Asian chicks, ergo, Bill Gates is God The solution: Congressional wet T-shirt contests, more diversity, death to crapware, and the freedom to pleasure ourselves unabashed by Osama and cohorts.

  78. Re:Most Americans want cheese with that by Introdium · · Score: 1

    are they nUTs? what freaks want the web safer...for whom? let freedom ring the cheese stands alone

  79. I'm torn by Pedrito · · Score: 1

    Personally, from the perspective of someone who will be a parent before too long, I am seriously concerned. I'm very computer savvy but I wonder how I'm going to protect my kids from a lot of stuff on the internet (that is, when they're old enough to use a computer). For example, I've got nothing against pornography for adults, but pornography can cause children a great deal of confusion regarding relationships. I'm very concerned about keeping my children from getting access to hard core pornography before a certain age. And then of course there's the problem with pedophiles on the internet.

    At the very least, I know I'll be able to monitor their internet usage, at least while they're at home, but it's virtually impossible to block everything you don't want them to access.

    I would really like to see something done, but I don't trust the government to do it. I'd prefer some sort of improvement in the technology, but I don't even have the foggiest idea of how it can be accomplished. And I don't just mean technically speaking, I mean from an abstract idea of what kind of content, how to identify it (in an application indepdent way), and how to block it. I mean, it's just a mind bogglingly difficult issue to get around.

    I can understand parents wanting the gov't to do something but not trusting the gov't at the same time. And maybe what I want isn't even possible. In which case, I'll have to stick to simply monitoring all the traffic over the router and trust that my kids don't become better hackers than me, and find a way around my monitoring.

    1. Re:I'm torn by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1
      You could also worry about them getting involved with drugs and alcohol, geting pregnant, getting involved with gangs, robbing gas stations and a million other bad things.

      The best way to protect your children is to give them values and affection, teach them to think for themselves, and then trust them. You'll find yourself being proud of the choices your children make.

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  80. Re:IF YOU HAD MOD POINTS, YOU'D STILL BE GAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Don't fucking put your thoughts on how you would hand out mod points in your posts. If you have them, use them as you want. If you don't, then shut the fuck up about it."

    "Honestly, could someone with mod points please mod the parent/... down"

    Interesting...

  81. not to the internet!!! by SolusSD · · Score: 0

    I hope this country doesn't do to the internet what has been done to radio and television (only large companies/organizations can broadcast content).

  82. Needed: huge class action against Microsoft by Animats · · Score: 1

    A good first step would be a big lawsuit against Microsoft by victims of DDOS attacks from zombie Windows machines. Microsoft's EULA doesn't protect them against lawsuits by third party victims. I'd like to see some state attorney general file this. Elliot Spitzer could do it.

  83. Safer? by lupinstel · · Score: 0

    Safer? Has someone finally devised a way to stab me in the face through the internet?

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  84. Most americans... by Just-some-person · · Score: 0
    • don't know what an operating system is.
    • use IE.
    • think the OEM is the only thing that makes computers different.
    • that have a good Internet connection and CD burner still pay for a lot of software.
    • use a commercial and proprietary 'anti-virus'.
    • are morons.
    Just because most americans are morons I don't want the gov't snooping into our (geeks) Internet.
  85. This is so poignant by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1

    In light of my post on this very issue yesterday.

  86. It makes sense, really... by Vladislas · · Score: 1

    Most Americans are not computer professionals or even computer enthusiasts. They wouldn't know what to do about Internet security, and are too busy with other things to learn. From the results, it seems to me that most Americans either believe or hope that tech companies will make their machines safer, and that the government can do something to deter malicious security breaches, soon. It would be nice to believe that everyone has the time and ability to learn the intricacies of networked computing, but it's impractical. At least this survey does show that most Americans seem to want something done about security, and are not entirely as apathetic as they may be towards other subjects.

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  87. flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe the goverment should make people buy Macs. =)
    Mod me down, but a secure system is more secure than non-secure even when used by clueless user. Windows can be secured, sure -but just anyone can't do it. (btw running linux my self, I just think that most people should be running Mac OS X instead of windows -and at least Steve Jobs agrees with me :)

  88. Rant: Sick of these articles! by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    1) Where's the survey!!!
    For the curious, it is the CSA Alliance Home Pagee
    They only mention 2 things about the survey. Nothing truly valuable. Who did Americans trust the most? The least? What did they want the government to do? The first thing they teach in Journalism is to write about "The 5 Ws and an H" Who, what, where, why, when, and how.

    2) Someone please write a meaningful headline!
    Slashdot: Most Americans Want Gov't To Make Internet Safer
    CNN: Most want Congress to make sure Internet safe

    Neither one of these headlines makes sense! The Internet is quite safe. It's not going anywhere. It is Americans who want to be safe. So how about "Americans Want Government to Ensure Safety on the Internet"

    3) Not a complaint about the articles, but an observation about congress: The article mentions fraud and identity theft. Nothing about blocking porn, which is what all the congress persons are focusing on. People have dealt with porn for centuries, and the solution isn't technical. It's the fraud that they need help with.

  89. This is an AP story re-reported by CNN by michaelbuddy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This isn't a CNN story, they are just re-reporting it. The Associated Press in Washington reported it. Who knows where it came from. The most annoying thing is that since it comes from "AP" there is no author attached to comment to, contact or flame. As far as anyone knows, a government lobbyist group could be cracking into the AP feeds, sending God knows what over to CNN, which then becomes news.

    Then, later on, some politician will use it to his / her advantage like for example, an invasion of Iraq.

    These non-issues, are trumped up all the time, and it's scary and sad. AP contributors have little responsibility I think despite how quickly their reported news gets circulated around the f--ing world. Like 10 minutes the entire world gets the report that maybe totally bogus.

    You know how Iraq was invaded? Bush and crew went around lobbying for it until their phone "polls" were high enough that they thought they would get away with it. Too bad the people polled didn't even know the difference between Saddam and that other guy.

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  90. Shocking? Nope. by pfriedma · · Score: 1

    This isn't the least bit shocking. In fact, I've been waiting to hear more about things like this. When I worked at a computer retail chain, I had several customers looking for antivirus and firewall products complain about having to buy them stating that the government should more involved in regulating Internet content. The vast majority of consumers have NO CLUE what the Internet even IS let alone how it works; they treat it isomorphically to cable television where content is distributed by some central authority. (I actually had several customers think that Google, Yahoo, and other serch engines were products of Microsoft).

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  91. not to the internet! (correction to prev. post) by SolusSD · · Score: 0

    I hope this country doesn't do to the internet what has been done to radio and television (only large companies/organizations can broadcast content). I like the idea of being able to create a completely unregulated website, say whatever I want, and most it up on the internet for all to see. The commercialization of the internet frightens me. The government monitoring and controlling content, or worse, large corporations, is disturbing at best.

  92. Most Amercians by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Want the government to hold their hand in the bathroom 'for their safety'.

    Its really sad what 'we' have become.

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  93. That's paranoid bullshit by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Seriously what people should worry about is the fact that something on their own computers can land them in jail while everyone upstream who had a hand in helping to place that material there gets away scott free. If the Government wants to regulate something then let them address that inequity.

  94. eID by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

    I just picked up my eID. which generates both a "signature", and has other unique data.

    I started playing with the API's, and the options are endless; even am trying to work out how to replace most login mechanisms and replace them by the eID in conjuction with the PIN-code in the office as it would solve ALOT of password problems. (which actually evolved to "tricks" which void "annoying" security measures)

    As far I know Americans do not have an ID, and not every American is required to carry one at all times, which.. well would make it a hard thing to let the government "help" with security in this way. I only see advantages to the obligation to carry an ID overhere, and never knew it different either.

    It might pop up in the US as well though, as Bill Gates has showed alot of interest in this kind of technology. But maybe not in the form of a passport-like ID; In the company my brother works at Microsoft actually checked out their simular identificationsystem they had develloped named port-e-key.

    I believe these are the future for identification, perhaps with added layers like biometric identification.

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    1. Re:eID by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:eID by jimrthy · · Score: 1
      As far I know Americans do not have an ID,
      An overwhelming majority do. The only people I know who dont are people running from the police who feel that gives them an added layer of anonymity.
      and not every American is required to carry one at all times,
      Well, not officially. But practically? We do. And there are a lot of laws getting ready to pass that will make it a lot worse.
      which.. well would make it a hard thing to let the government "help" with security in this way. I only see advantages to the obligation to carry an ID overhere, and never knew it different either.
      Im not positive what youre saying here, so I may be responding completly wrong. From what Ive read and been told, Belgiums government is quite a bit less obtrusive and obnoxious, and it provides a lot more value than the US federal government. Until recently in the US, we wanted the govt to mind its own business and leave us alone. We had this idea that people have the right to privacy. Since 9/11, such ideas are liable to get a person labeled terrorist and carted off to Gitmo, but thats the way it used to be. I know, the argument runs that if youre not doing anything wrong, you dont have anything to hide. I dont particularly want to get into the argument today.
      It might pop up in the US as well though, as Bill Gates has showed alot of interest in this kind of technology. But maybe not in the form of a passport-like ID;
      There are also a lot of christians over here who are convinced this sort of thing will show up as a barcode that gets tattooed on the forehead, or some such. The whole http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_of_the_Beast> mark of the beast thing. So that creates a lot of resistance to some sort of biometric
      I believe these are the future for identification, perhaps with added layers like biometric identification.
      Youre quite possibly right. Now that the govt can do anything it wants, as long as it can link it to the war on terror, this sort of thing cant be very far off. (Actually, well wind up getting some half-assed version that gets rushed through Congress and any idiot with a Bluetooth mobile phone can hack in about 30 seconds).
    3. Re:eID by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

      Youre quite possibly right. Now that the govt can do anything it wants, as long as it can link it to the war on terror

      I think we both differ a bit in what we view as "identification" as your conclusion seems to have a bit of a sour aftertaste. I'm very much opposed to how the rights and freedom of American have been violated, and continue to be in name of "terrorism" to get a very dirty agenda across.

      Overhere it's more relaxed, you shouldn't be asked to identificate for intimidation or to check wherever you "might fall under the very loose definition of a terrorist" (or other "bad bad bad person").

      My point is just that, it will be really easy for fe. identification where passwords are really weak. And (an extra barrier for sexual harresters ) you could built in a system where age is checked before entering a chatroom as example (it would stop those annoying a/s/l as well ;); it shouldn't be a "sacrifice your privacy for using this service", neither being scanned and logged every move you make. (and resulting in a database of your psychological profile fe. to filter out "possible future criminal offenses" and monitor, which could be a possible outcome but unacceptable.)

      I can understand though, that if you feel your government isn't respecting your rights nor your privacy (the US is really pushing it) that such a thing might sound really intimidating.

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  95. poll? by bad_outlook · · Score: 1

    If most of the people polled are for 'bigger' government, why did a (small) majority vote for Bush? Oh, I know, because he says one thing and does the other, I forgot.

    My main concern about the internet is that my 5 and 2.5 year old kids will be exposed (pun intended) to all kinds of crap (pun also intended) out there. Sure, I can have some active firewall rocking the connection, but that's just at my house. Plus, all the kids that they'll grow up with will likely be exposed to the 'raw' internet, and thus my kids will too.

    So yeah, while I don't think the goverment can regulate people, they could (try) to make certain sites require more proof of ID before they can view. (I can think of plenty of ways around this, and w/o imposing some sort of China-wall, I don't really see it working)

    bo

  96. Brilliant comment by milimetric · · Score: 1

    That's so true, you should get a 6 for this.
    On a side note, I love how the public says Microsoft is more trustworthy than before. This is the biggest fallacy ever and it's directly spawning from the apathetic approach to technology that the majority of people take.

    Instead of realizing that it's because their dumb asses are mindlesly installing viruses and malware on their computers because of a combination of no technical skill and using a flawed product that Microsoft puts out, they're thinking... hm... all these viruses must be SOMEONE's fault. The only someone that they know outside of themselves is the government. The gears creak and squeal to get the brain working and finally they make the connection: THE GOVERNMENT MUST PROTECT ME. And then the bullet enters their brain just after they think.... I love you BIG GOVERNMENT

  97. What the people really want by Urusai · · Score: 1

    "Your guilty conscience may force you to vote democratic, but deep down inside you secretly
    long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!"

    Television can't be wrong, now, can it? Especially when it became oh so true.

  98. Incompetent by ced06 · · Score: 1

    Maybe the American public is forgetting about Gary McKinnon, a man who single handedly hacked into 53 US military and NASA computers.

    If the military/NASA's computers were so easily insecure and easily defeated, do you really feel confident having them being held responible for the internet's security?

  99. Feed the trolls (and mod them up?) by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

    heatlh care

    We don't want the government to give us health care, we either want them to reign in the cost *or* provide universal *insurance* coverage. It isn't even about using tax dollars, it's more about revoking the corporate charters of HMO companies or doing something about rising costs. I for one *demand* mental health parity, but last time someone did that they died in a plane crash. Of course, not supporting mental health parity in the private insurace sectors affects those without mental health problems (Crime rate. drug/alcohol use, homelessness, domestic violence... all lead to more crime thus costing the tax payer a bundle. Let's ignore the fact that those who aren't covered under private insurance are eligible for public services anyways...).

    retirement

    Well, we don't want old people to starve do we? You might, but I guess your political views demand that sort of thing...

    education

    As far back as education goes in America, it's been controlled by the states (and their governements). Private schools are one thing, but the government isn't taking those schools over, and never have. And to be brutally honest, public schools serve two purposes in America: to Americanize and Industrialize the young. Of course we don't think about those students who are second generation Americans... (see link at bottom)

    freedom means freedom to fail

    Yeah, I can see that point. But is that okay with most Americans? Considering 94% are said to be Christians I doubt it. Then again, what passes for Christianity now a days in America is appaling. I'm not a Xian, but let's be consistent. If "under God" stays in the pledge, the 10 commandments stay in courts and "in god we trust" stays on the dollar bill then welfare stays.

    You are free to fail, but shouldn't there be a freedom to not fail as well? Is it fair that society should stack the deck against the weakest among us?

    Source: http://www.inmotionmagazine.com/pedro31.html

  100. TFS? by Cable_Monkey · · Score: 1

    From TFS:

    The F*ing S______?

    Scroll, Stone, Sandbox, Salad Shooter?

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      Summary
      or Story or Submission
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    2. Re:TFS? by bmalia · · Score: 1

      I read the S as Survey

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      No no no no no.

      It's the Fine S______.

  101. Secure the internet? by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

    What exacty does "securing the internet" mean? Sounds to me like a bunch of people clamoring for something they don't even know what it means/is.

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  102. What's Bad About Gov't by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "I don't think the public knows what it wants Congress to do, but it wants Congress to do something,...They don't have a lot of confidence that Congress will do the right thing."

    This short utterance perfectly encapsulates the main problem not only in governing the internet, but in governing in general. Once people get the dumb idea in their heads that the government is in charge, they start expecting it to do everything for them, including the impossible, forgetting (or not caring) that it's the taxpayer who's footing the bill. Honestly, if it's unreasonable to expect the government to pay for a mechanic to fix my car, why is it reasonable to expect the government to pay for a doctor to fix my broken leg?

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    1. Re:What's Bad About Gov't by edwdig · · Score: 1

      Honestly, if it's unreasonable to expect the government to pay for a mechanic to fix my car, why is it reasonable to expect the government to pay for a doctor to fix my broken leg?

      Here's a few possible reasons off the top of my head. I'm not saying they are or are not correct, just tossing out whatever ideas I can think of:

      1) A car is a luxury. You can argue about the practicality of living where you do without a car, but you always have the option of moving somewhere where you don't need a car.

      Your leg isn't really a luxury, it's a basic part of you. You don't have the option of moving somewhere where you don't need to walk.

      2) If you car breaks down, you have the option of waiting a while to save up money to fix it. If your car battery dies today, the only disadvantage to waiting a month to replace it is you can't use the car in the mean time.

      If you break your leg, you have to get it treated right away. You will have serious consequences if you wait a month to treat it.

      3) Getting a new car isn't a big deal. Odds are if you buy a new car it'll be better than the one you had.

      You can't really get a new leg (at least not one that's comparable to a real one). We can't turn people into Darth Vader.

      4) Society as a whole is better off if you don't fix your car and use mass transportation instead. Less pollution that way, and mass transportation tends to work better the more people there are using it.

      If you don't treat your broken leg, you become more dependent on the people around you. More people with untreated broken legs just means a greater burden on the people around them.

    2. Re:What's Bad About Gov't by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      If you break your leg, you have to get it treated right away. You will have serious consequences if you wait a month to treat it. If you don't treat your broken leg,you become more dependent on the people around you. More people with untreated broken legs just means a greater burden on the people around them.

      Please tell me where I said people should have to pay in advance for having their broken leg fixed. I have no problem with no-questions-asked treatment followed by easy payment plans or discounts for the destitute. I'm talking about the notion of universal, state funded health care. To put it another way, why should we have a system where joe taxpayer foots the bill when Larry Ellison needs a cast after twisting his ankle skiing in Aspen?

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  103. Here's an idea! by Wicked187 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why don't we ask the government to do less? They suck at most everything they do, they spend too much doing it, and perhaps I would like to be able to do decide what I do instead of making more laws and regulations that hurt our people and our economy. ISPs can offer filtering services, if we wish to use them, or we can buy software or security hardware, if we choose. Heck, PC makers could offer "secure" products, where the PC has all the extra stuff in it from purchase. Just keep the government out of my life! Next thing you know, this will be the Soviet States of America.

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  104. democracies by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 1

    people seem to think that the US government is a "democracy" and so popular opinion should always win.

    wrong.

    the US is a Constitutional democracy (among other flavors and adjectives I won't add) which is supposed to prevent the mob from going to town like this.

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  105. The solution by tempest69 · · Score: 1
    I had issues about spraying for mosquitos, but really we should just start fogging neighborhoods with a spamsteracide, on alternate days spray with a fraudsteracide..

    While I suspect that spraying might have some cleanup issues, I think that it is really in societies best interest.

    This is a way better solutions than having all those pesky screens.

    Storm

  106. There are always ways of "doing something" by jd · · Score: 1
    "Doing something" does not always mean doing something stupid, although you'd be hard-pressed to find an example of that put into practice. Here are some examples of the way Congress could "Do Something" that would not erode freedoms but yet improve security and safety at the same time:


    • Mandate IPSec across all connections in the USA
    • The effect of this would be to make passive portscans and intercepts of confidential data much tougher. It would also make it easier for admins to restrict access to sensitive machines.
    • Where the public exposure of sensitive and confidential information allows data theft and identity theft from individuals, those companies could be made liable as accessories to the fact.
    • Data theft is as common as it is because there is next to zero liability. Indeed, there is only one State in America where they even have to admit to it happening. It's not fair to make companies that do everything they can liable, but if a company pastes credit card information in plain text on a public webserver, you're damn right they should be put through the proverbial wringer in a class-action suit by those who suffer as a result.
    • Meet European Union standards on privacy, data protection and data accuracy
    • If companies were required to be able to prove to customers that their data was secure and accurate, and if only those companies authorized to do so could hold that data at all, there would be far fewer opportunities for data theft. It is because there are a bazillion data brokers with no accountability to those whose data they are brokering that there are so many put at risk.
    • Internet wiretaps and Internet "investigative cracking" should be absolutely prohibited by anyone for any reason
    • If one person can wiretap, anyone can wiretap. If the Government can crack systems or install viruses/trojans, then anyone else can too - or exploit those the Government has installed. Technology doesn't discriminate. It works or it doesn't. So long as there are officially mandated weaknesses in security, it is impossible to attain security. Total security requires security to be total.


    None of this will happen, because the current Administraton wants to be able to intercept, crack computers, plant trojans, obtain personal data easily, etc. If these activities became impossible, because the Internet really was secure, then they'd have to go out and do something for a change. Such a concept is too alien and too frightening. They'd rather have a few million identity thefts a year and possibly the same again for incorrect data making life miserable, because then they can make a big show about dealing with "terrorists" and "criminals", even though the total number of cases solved by Carnivore and Green Lantern combined over their entire lifetimes is dwarfed by any one single incident of a break-in resulting in data being put at risk.


    No, Congress won't do anything effective - not because they can't (they can) but because they won't. They're too desperate to exploit those same weaknesses themselves, and the closing of those weaknesses would deprive them of their ability to do so.

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  107. What are the real concerns? by Digital+Pizza · · Score: 1
    I've seen the usual posts regarding the lack of personal responsibility most people seem to have, how people want the government to take care of everything for them , etc.

    The thing is, the article doesn't really go into detail about what the poll questions actually were or what the respondants' specific concerns were. What it hints at is the desire to see the government take action against fraud and identity theft; those are valid concerns. I saw nothing about wanting the government to do something about porn, for example.

    I think this article is just another misleading, provocative piece of flamebait.

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  108. yeah I trust this company's poll by michaelbuddy · · Score: 1

    Hi Mr. News guy, I'm from Cyber Security Alliance, and we recently polled like a whole bunch of people who said that government should purchase our product..er I mean.. that government should help secure the internet. How about you publish our poll results in your press feed so it gets the attention it deserves. You want the poll results? How about just an ambiguous summary from me? Who am I? I'm their lobbyist..er I'm their Public Relations executive.

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  109. Most Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most Americans are stupid too.

  110. Devil, meet details by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because, no matter how you cut it, freedom==responsibility. We, as a culture, are trying our utmost to avoid responsibility, be it at a government, corporate, or individual level.

    Well, OK that's a sentiment I can admire, but some of the details are a bit unclear to me.

    Let's look at some hypothetical situations.

    Suppose I buy a TV set at a big box store, and pay for it with a credit card. Naturally, this puts my identity, address and credit card information into the store's database. Now that store offers real time checking, through a remote application server, to the store's system, so that people can check the web to see if an item is in stock before driving over. It happens the application server is poorly secured, and the store's local systems trust the app server. Black hats penetrate the app server, and use the trust to steal my credit card and other identity information.

    Now, are you saying it is my responsibility to investigate the security practices of a store before buying anything with a credit card there? And that if there were a federal law holding the store responsible for using my information responsibily, or even establishing minimal security practices for handling such data, are you saying this would make me less free?

    How about this. I had an account with a local bank, that was swallowed up by a bigger regional bank, that was in turn swallowed up by Bank of America. One of the things BOA really, really wants me to do is to do my banking transactions on line; to pay my bills etc. Stands to reason, it's much more profitable for them than handling a paper check, and I'm perfectly willing to go along. Now to set up my account, it turns out all I have to do is go to their web site and enter some stuff from my paper statement, and they set up a login for me, from which I can send money to anybody or any place from any place with just a web browser.

    This should give anybody with half a brain the heebie jeebies, because (1) if I didn't set up the account, somebody who snitched my statement could. (2) My money and identity is sitting on the server connected to the Internet, even if I hadn't decided to set up the online account. Even if I didn't opt in, I'd still better pray for BOAs guys to be ahead of the bad guys 100% of the time.

    Now, am I more free because BOA can treat my identity and money this way? Is it my responsibility to audit their security policies? Or -- since I as an individual have absolutely no way to do this even if I had the expertise, does having the huge responsibility of guessing which bank is lying the least when they boast about their security, does that mean I'm proportionally freer? Freer than if I could simply go by the security rating awarded to them by some future Bank Data Security board?

    I do have a few friends who opt out of all this. They don't have credit cards, and they cut up their ATM cards when their bank sends one to them. They do business with one of the last local banks in existence, which has a handful of branches around town. They're not technological illiterates either, quite the opposite. They've just chosen to opt out of any consumer financial convenience that has become common since, oh, 1970. They live in a world of paper check registers, savings pass books, and bank tellers who know them by name.

    Is this what true freedom and responsiblity look like?

    Low transaction costs and rapid movement of money are a public good. Security is a public good. Everyone benefits from these things. But private industry is not in the business of providing public goods. In practical terms, this means a private entity has a choice between handling data in a way that a client should trust, and creating the impression that is doing these things, it will take the option that maximizes its profits. The reason having the fox guard the chicken coop is a bad idea is not that foxes are evil, it's just that we're asking the fox to do something w

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    1. Re:Devil, meet details by psyberjedi · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The truth is...

      Yes, you are responsible to check on a store's security policy to the best of your ability. Obviously they are not going to give you their router config to look through for mistakes or give you a glimpse at their overall security infrastructure, but you do hold final responsibility. Watch your credit card statements.

      I admit that this is a large responsibility and not simple to do. I do not pretend that I do this myself. The fact is that my lack of effort does not excuse the store from its due diligence to protect my data. They hold the blame for the theft. I still hold the responsibility to make sure I know when my information has been misused.

      When a big bank swallows your little bank, it is your job to know their practices, WITHIN REASON. If you do not do your job, and read the relevant data then you can not complain at the misuse of your information. Of course, there is a measure of responsibility held by both banks to notify you of the merger and any potential changes to the personal data policy within a reasonable amount of time so that, if you disagree with that policy, you can remove your funds and find a new bank.

      Our lax societal efforts to ensure our own security do enable cheaper and faster methods of doing all kinds of things, but we are the ones demanding these faster services.

      If you are in a car on a rainy night and the driver tells you he can go faster, but he may lose control; he can go slower, but it will take longer to get to your destination; or he can stay the same speed and take a mix of risk and time, your choice comes with a certain amount of responsibility for the outcome. The driver holds the responsibility to be able to handle the car at a reasonable amount of speed without endangering the passengers. If you demand he speed and he crashes, you share the blame. If you demand he slow down and you are late, you share the blame.

      Simply because it is inconvenient or difficult to perform your responsibility does not mean you are excused from it.

      Perhaps the real need is to demand that the companies make the crucial information we need to make a decision more available and more understandable.

      Then again, it is our responsibility to demand it.

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    2. Re:Devil, meet details by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now, are you saying it is my responsibility to investigate the security practices of a store before buying anything with a credit card there?

      No. However, it is your responsibility to:

      (1) assess the risks of handing someone your credit card to be processed.

      (2) becoming aware of your rights and obligations under the terms of your credit card contract.

      (3) understanding and acting on your right to sue the store if they mishandled your information.

      Now, am I more free because BOA can treat my identity and money this way?

      Yes

      Is it my responsibility to audit their security policies?

      No. It is your responsibility to stop doing business with them immediately if you do not like how they are doing business. If action on their part leads to losses for you, you also have the right to sue them for damages in a court of law.

      But private industry is not in the business of providing public goods.

      This is a fallacy pushed by people in love with government and growing government.

      In practical terms, this means a private entity has a choice between handling data in a way that a client should trust, and creating the impression that is doing these things, it will take the option that maximizes its profits.

      Only an extremely short-sighted company would do this. The kind that go out of business in a blazing glory of lawsuits because they opted for the quick buck.

      Let me give you an example.

      Disney World has an amazing safety record on their rides. These rides are ridden MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of times, and have had only a handful of accidents through the years. An even tinier portion of those have been deaths (some of which may not have even been due to the ride, but just coincidence).

      Yet after a recent accident where a 4-year old died while riding a hugely popular ride, you hear calls for government to standardize the rides, to provide more oversight.

      Why?

      Disney World doesn't need any more incentive to keep its rides safe. If the rides are not safe, people will not come to Disney World. If the people do not come to Disney World, they will go out of business.

      When treating our data with unconscionable laxity is no longer profitable or an acceptable risk, companies will find a better way to cut costs or increase revenue, ways that will benefit us, the public instead of pulling the wool over our eyes.

      Man, you're so close. What you say is right, but you are assuming the only way to get their is with government oversight. WRONG. The free market can apply the pressure necessary for them to do the right thing, eventually.

      Here's another real-world example of this very thing. Vonage and some of the other voip providers have recently come under threat of lawsuits, because their 911 service is, to put it bluntly, quite shitty. These lawsuits provided the impetus necessary to get their ass in gear, and in the next few months they will be rolling out a much improved 911 service that compares to land-line 911 service.

      No government oversight needed. Free market applied pressure, and the results are coming.

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    3. Re:Devil, meet details by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      This is a fallacy pushed by people in love with government and growing government.

      Governments aren't the only people who can subjugate you.

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    4. Re:Devil, meet details by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      Governments aren't the only people who can subjugate you.

      True, but they're the ones with the guns.

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    5. Re:Devil, meet details by way-kun · · Score: 1

      Disney World doesn't need any more incentive to keep its rides safe. If the rides are not safe, people will not come to Disney World. If the people do not come to Disney World, they will go out of business.

      Couple of weeks ago I'd agree. Later on, a friend pointed out to me (we had a similar discussion) that this only works for products or services which can result in an immediate and obvious harm to the consumer.

      For example. A company is selling sunglasses without UV filtering. This may lower the cost, but it will slowly damage your eyes. Most people wont notice at first. Cataracts will develop slowly, and then people will slowly trace their conditions to the company. In the mean time sales go up due to lower cost than competition.

      Another example could be pesticides or some other thing in food, or asbestos in building material and clothing. Or cigarettes, which are still legal. Anything that will take long years before damage becomes apparent.

      For things like that you need some higher authority that will prevent companies to cut corners where people get hurt.

    6. Re:Devil, meet details by Repton · · Score: 1

      Yes, you are responsible to check on a store's security policy to the best of your ability. Obviously they are not going to give you their router config to look through for mistakes or give you a glimpse at their overall security infrastructure, but you do hold final responsibility.

      Reminds me of a Nasreddin story ...

      The Hodja's donkey was stolen. But, instead of consoling him, his neighbours were blaming him, saying:

      "You should have locked the shed."

      "Didn't you hear any noises?"

      "You should have tied the donkey securely."

      The Hodja listened patiently for a while, before saying,

      "Don't you think the thief deserves some blame as well?"

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    7. Re:Devil, meet details by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Isn't this thread about giving everyone the guns so we don't need police?

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    8. Re:Devil, meet details by quanticle · · Score: 1

      Here's another real-world example of this very thing. Vonage and some of the other voip providers have recently come under threat of lawsuits, because their 911 service is, to put it bluntly, quite shitty. These lawsuits provided the impetus necessary to get their ass in gear, and in the next few months they will be rolling out a much improved 911 service that compares to land-line 911 service.
      No government oversight needed. Free market applied pressure, and the results are coming.


      Ummm, you're the one who's inaccurate here. Sure, there were lawsuits threatened, but what really got Vonage moving was the fact that the government threatened to revoke Vonage's FCC licenses. If Vonage's FCC license had been revoked, it would have lost the right to connect to the POTS. This is what got Vonage moving, not lawsuits that they could have defended against by pointing to obscure clauses in their service agreement.

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    9. Re:Devil, meet details by kevstar31 · · Score: 1

      on my message machine if you enter a factory set code you can monitor the room and the code is 1-2-3!!!

  111. Follow the money. by SenatorTreason · · Score: 1

    CSIA funds a survey saying that 71% of voters are scared of the internet. Who sells products aimed at protecting them from the internet? Why, CSIA members, of course!

    Hmmm...coincidence?

  112. where are the questions by pooly7 · · Score: 1

    What is funny here,is that they _never_ show any question. You can pretty much influence people the way you ask question so that they reply the way you want !

  113. Mandatory Simpsons Quote by N1ghtFalcon · · Score: 0

    Won't Somebody PLEASE Think of the Children?!

  114. Congress? by smchris · · Score: 1

    More than a couple decades of international home BBSes like CompuServe and over a decade of home internet availability and the majority of Americans still don't have a clue that the internet is an INTERNATIONAL entity? What do these people surveyed think Congress is going to do -- carpet bomb internet HQ with MK77?

  115. ha! by LinuxRulz · · Score: 1
    Well, I want the ministry of the environment of canada to make better weather and less rain!

    The thing is, what can the gov really do? not much for the weather and not much for the net. Yes they can make some laws against pollution and against hackers, but it's all the same: indirect solutions but nothing really efficient, so stop asking impossible stuff to the gov.

  116. Psycho by AShuvalov · · Score: 1

    The average person "wants the government to be heavily involved in securing the Internet, want to eat the cake, don't trust the governmental bodies, trust Microsoft with security, don't knows what it wants Congress to do, wants Congress to do something, don't have a lot of confidence that Congress will do the right thing."

    To me it sounds this person is mental shizo :)
    What happened with claimed "group wisdom", where the group of 30 people can count beans in the glass better than any of them separately?

    And those people are allowed to vote for president????

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  117. There ought to be a law! by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

    Why is it that people think that congress, or some sort of govenment needs to be involved in every little aspect of your life? Aren't the laws that we have that regulate theft, fraud, criminal conduct (sexual or not) enough? Can't they be interpeted to pertain to the internet? Even juristictional questions aren't really all that thorny are they - if the victim is in the US then the crime happened in the US. Extradition agreements take care of the rest of it.

    I'm a liberal (I guess) but I don't think we need to be a country with detailed laws for everything! The laws that we have should be written to be broad enough to cover whatever. Do we really need laws that regulate the amount of water a toilet uses to flush itself? We actually have a law that dictates that!

    Do we need protection from the scumbags on the internet? Absolutly. Do they need to be internet laws? Absolutly not, existing criminal laws should cover it.

    1. Re:There ought to be a law! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa there, man. You are almost sounding like a libertarian! A government that does nothing but protect us from force and fraud? A bit of a loose cannon, are you?

      Actually most of the laws on the books are blatantly unconstitutional. It's just that courts don't give a damn until they are challenged, which costs somebody a lot of money or risk, and then as often as not the courts get it wrong. And when they get it right, like by ruling that rape is not interstate commerce, or that murder is not interstate commerce, or that trading a gun for drugs is not "use of a firearm in the commission of a felony", they get lambasted by Joe Public and his representatives in our fine Congress.

  118. MOST Americans can't check their email w/o help by invarilin · · Score: 1

    What do typical non-tech savvy individuals consider as "safe". Are we talking about the neo conservative Christians who don't want their kids having access to pornography and profanity online? (too lazy to install a browsing filter) Or are we talking about the people who are too incompetent to install firefox, a firewall and adware removal program because they can't browse without getting malicious programs or pop ups on their PC!? I can't count the number of people that I know personally, and meet on a regular basis, who fall into the latter category. I spend ridiculous amounts of time helping out my parents and friends who can't comprehend these ideas. I don't disgust it by any means, and love to help others, but when are people going to figure these simple things out on their own!?

  119. understanding this is simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...most people are stupid, incredibly so.

  120. More people trust Microsoft than the FBI by metamatic · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I can believe that more people trust Microsoft than the FBI.

    But then again, I've watched "Waco: The Rules Of Engagement". Anyone dumb enough to trust the FBI really needs to watch that movie.

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  121. Re:That's it!!! by koreaman · · Score: 1

    Disagreeing with the current leadership of the United States does not equate to hatred of those who reside there. I completely disagree with the current leadership, and I'm patriotic through and through. It's because I love my country that I am so sad and disgusted to see George W. Bush and his cronies flushing it down the toilet. "Republican" is no synanym for "patriot", and we're free to disagree with whatever we wish. Learn about our freedoms in this country if you don't fully understand that.

  122. Insightful?!? by geekee · · Score: 1

    "Of course that's what the poll said...most Americans who don't want the government involved didn't participate in the survey, for fear that the government would flag them as 'potential terrorists'.
    After all, if you don't want our fine government securing our internet, you must be a terrorist!"

    I think author meant this to be funny

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  123. Clearly... by Zutfen · · Score: 1

    ... I am in the wrong business!

    Thanks to this little piece of trivia, I am going to begin my new profession!

    Now to just go call Acme and order my new "Credit Card Fraud Kit"!!

    Financial Independence here I come!!

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  124. Especially given the collector of info by GunFodder · · Score: 1

    The poll was administered by a computer security industry consortium, and the results boil down to "the government should pay private industry to come up with better computer security" - who'd a thunk it? You don't think they would tailor the questions to get the answers they're looking for, do you?

  125. We deserve this by eganloo · · Score: 1
    "I don't think the public knows what it wants Congress to do, but it wants Congress to do something," said Dan Burton, the senior lobbyist for Entrust Inc., an online security company and member of the trade group. "They don't have a lot of confidence that Congress will do the right thing."


    When I read that quote in the article, another quote became all too tragically clear:

    "Toute nation a le gouvernement qu'elle merite"
    - Joseph de Maistre

    You might know it better by this slight rephrasing in English:

    "[In a democracy,] the people get the government they deserve."

    Do something about it! Don't treat politics as taboo among your friends and family. As long you don't become confrontational, education and discussion are the first step towards a working democracy.
  126. You cannot control the Internet by Orion+Blastar's+Psyc · · Score: 1

    How can the US government control what a web site in Christmas Island does? Aren't they out of their juristiction? Each nation has different laws that cover different things. What is against the law in the USA, might not be against the law in another nation, so why force that nation to follow US law?

    It would be better to have people who are easily offended have a "baby sitter" program installed on their computer that can filter out bad web sites, and block messages from people using obscene words, etc. That way they get the Internet the way they want it, censored to fit their tastes of what they consider to be harmful or obscene filtered out, and the rest of the users can have uncensored access if they so wish it. In fact, I think some ISPs offer a web proxy that filters out the bad web sites for parents, etc.

    Why censor it for the rest of us, just because a few object?

  127. This just shows... by Biomechanical · · Score: 1

    That my generally declining opinion of the public at large - American, Australian, European, Asian, Etc - is not without cause.

    Like I said in my more rant-like post concerning the PATRIOT Act, most people today want convenience.

    They don't want Rights, or Freedom, or the ability to think whatever they like, they want Convenience and Comfort.

    They don't want to have to think about something that might make them uncomfortable or that they have to learn to understand. They want someone else to process it, break it down into bite-size chunks, and regurgitate it up in the form of convenient fast food, comfortable television programming, uncontroversial news, positive government reports, and the latest cookie-cutter entertainment.

    The public at large are idiots and need to learn that the only thing more convenient then when we have now would be all of us in a fucking mylar bags to live in, being fed introveinously and waste removed with more pipes, and having our eyes and ears hardwired into a mindless hash of multimedia crap.

    Maybe then they'll stop looking for the most convenient and comfortable solution to all their problems and start thinking for themselves...

    No, probably not. Does black look good in Mylar?

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  128. Not as Oxymoronic as you might think... by sweetnjguy29 · · Score: 1

    So, while the respondents who were polled wanted laws to protect them against identity theft, computer viruses and spam, they didn't trust Congress and the FTC to make the right decisions. Shocking.

    So, whats the solution? None is offered, but it is suggested that government action + industry action + "something else" is needed.

    Read the full study at https://www.csialliance.org/resources/pdfs/CSIA_In ternet_Security_Survey_June_2005.pdf

  129. How about when you vote on science issues? by MattW · · Score: 1

    How long the Earth takes to go around the sun is a basic question designed to probe people for the tiniest shred of scientific knowledge. Is it important to your daily life? No. But it's damn near impossible to have any scientific knowledge without having some of the basics stick, so the question is probably a good proxy for scientific ignorance.

    If someone can't answer "A year" to that question, will they know anything about stem cell research when it comes time to vote? Global warming? What will they think about "evolution is a theory, not a fact" stickers in textbooks?

    For that matter, will they be so ignorant they might be dangerous to society because, for example, they don't know that taking antibiotics spuriously or improperly can breed antibiotic-resistant bacteria strains?

    It reminds me of a saying I heard a long time ago: A man who knows how will always have a job; a man who knows why will always be his boss. If Americans do not know 'why', they are not in charge of their own destiny. Ignorance is the greatest enemy we face.

    1. Re:How about when you vote on science issues? by Big_Al_B · · Score: 1

      Ignorance is the greatest enemy we face.

      Very, very, very well put.

    2. Re:How about when you vote on science issues? by wxprojects · · Score: 1

      Well, those are some good arguments...

      > If someone can't answer "A year" to that question, will they know anything about stem cell research when it comes time to vote

      My main point would be that people will eventually forget knowledge they don't use their lives, and that what they should be informed with current facts that partain to these issues, rather than the exact science surrounding it.

      It seems to me that it would be hard to expect a lot of people to relearn the science in these areas that are unrelated to thier own specialization. The best way I think would be to educate people on the current thoeries around global warming and try to explain the minimal amount possible of information neccesary to understand the pros and cons of those thoeries without delving into too many specifics to the point where the person forgets it before it becomes irrelevant.

      Your points are well taken though. I'm just not sure its possible to educate people with so many things and keep them fresh in their memories for long if it doesn't pertain to their specialty.

  130. Thomas Jefferson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all this talk about how our society doesn't want the responsibility that our freedoms require. And all this talk about how atleast a very sizable portion of our citizens want to trade their freedoms for a sense of security. Don't you think that Thomas Jefferson was right when he said that the common man should not have the right to vote. This isn't flame bait. Just stop and think for a moment.

    A very large and vocal portion of US citizens spoke out against the Electoral College. But can you honestly say that ALL, or even a Majority of voters actually took the time to 'get to know' the people they voted for? How many voted with 'the party' making this country even more unnecessarily polarized. How many people voted agaist a candidate? How many people voted with someone, or some group say family, relatives, friends; not as in went to the polls with them but voted the same because that's what their 'insert title here' was voting for?

    I'm not saying that only land owners should have the right to vote. I'm not saying that only the intellectuals should have the right to vote. I'm saying that there should be some system instituted that would better suit the needs of this country and our hard earned, and often taken for granted freedoms.

    Thank you and have a nice day.

    1. Re:Thomas Jefferson by Quentusrex · · Score: 1

      This was my post. If needed confirm with ip. I mistyped the password when I was sending.

    2. Re:Thomas Jefferson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we had a "classic liberal" or libertarian government, then it would be just and fair even if no one had the right to vote.

      Seriously, even a dictatorship can be legitimate if all the dictator does is protect people from force and fraud. Why? Because anyone has the right to do that at anytime, anyway! If I see someone trying to kill you I can stop them without anyone's permission. If government limited itself to protecting us from direct threats to our persons and property, it would not need our consent to rule. It would have to fund itself, of course, but if it was so limited that really wouldn't present a problem.

  131. Safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Internet is safe, it's not like someone gonna jump out of the screen and stab you.

    The only one I would trust is EFF and FSF.

  132. This is too easy... by orzetto · · Score: 2, Funny
    [...]people trust Microsoft with security.

    In related news: people trust George W. Bush with defeating terrorism.

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  133. Obligatory Benjamin Franklin quote by zaphod123 · · Score: 1

    They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.

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    1. Re:Obligatory Benjamin Franklin quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah... well... some people considered him a terrorist... If he were alive today, he'd fscking be in gitmo or hanging out in some cave in the Appalachians.

      In fact, I think that's ironic the founders of the constitution bascially wrote into the document that (pharaphrasing here...) that the violent overthrow of government becomes becomes necessary from time to time. Reach any level of importance in government (including becomming a tax paying citizen) and you'll have had to take an oath promising not to violently overthrow the US government... funny, that.

      Of course, considering that the constitution was basically written by a bunch of slave owning, weed smoking terrorists who's future was, at best, uncertain, I'm not particularly surprised that things have ended up they way they have.

  134. Thomas Jefferson had it right by Quentusrex · · Score: 1

    After all this talk about how our society doesn't want the responsibility that our freedoms require. And all this talk about how atleast a very sizable portion of our citizens want to trade their freedoms for a sense of security. Don't you think that Thomas Jefferson was right when he said that the common man should not have the right to vote. This isn't flame bait. Just stop and think for a moment. A very large and vocal portion of US citizens spoke out against the Electoral College. But can you honestly say that ALL, or even a Majority of voters actually took the time to 'get to know' the people they voted for? How many voted with 'the party' making this country even more unnecessarily polarized. How many people voted agaist a candidate? How many people voted with someone, or some group say family, relatives, friends; not as in went to the polls with them but voted the same because that's what their 'insert title here' was voting for? I'm not saying that only land owners should have the right to vote. I'm not saying that only the intellectuals should have the right to vote. I'm saying that there should be some system instituted that would better suit the needs of this country and our hard earned, and often taken for granted freedoms. He was a founding father, an intelligent man, and a man who understood how a democratic government should work. (p.s. Yes this is very similiar to another post. I posted accidentally as anonymous. I've fixed it the best that I could.)

  135. Safer surfing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like it if the government installed a seatbelt on the chair in front of my PC. I would fell much safer this way. But I don't want the government involved in any other aspect of my computing, they can't even get their own website right. www.whitehouse.com

  136. As long as we don't do what Canada did w/ CIRA by v3xt0r · · Score: 0

    I don't know if anyone else here has had problems dealing with candian (.ca) domain name registrars, from within the USA, but it's the worst way to control their domains, imho.

    If ICANN took on some of the (facist) initiatives that CIRA has, the (.com) namespace would be nothing but capitalist sites, which would probably increase spyware activities imo, seeing as most of the exploits are created by anti-virus software developers, marketing research organizations, etc, etc.

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  137. People are stupid by taustin · · Score: 1

    We want the government to make the internet safer. But when asked about the specific things the government does to make the internet safer - read our email, monitor our porn downloading, etc. - we want the prohibit the government from doing any of those specific things.

  138. Most Americans... by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    The problem is, and im sure Microsoft and the US government will agree with me: most people are retards. The masses can't be trusted with anything, if they could then we would just have a referendum a couple of times a year and vote on all the relevant issues. The idea of a democratically elected government is that only the reasonably competent among us will manage to get in to power. Now I know most people would hesitate to categorise George W Bush as reasonably competent, but he does have a group of advisers (you can see them burying their faces in their hands at some of his speeches) and legal experts and most decisions have a bit of time spent on them. The masses don't understand simple concepts - ie 'If you don't like what's on the Internet, get an ISP with filtering or don't use it' and its absolutely amazing how many people equate any kind of computer 'hacking' to witch-craft - those evil hackers can magically put dangerous viruses onto peoples computers and that scares people. Another example is terrorism - the dirty bomb for example is actually predicted to do very little damage, the most injuries would come from mass panic and there would likely be a total break down in law and order and organised rescue and clean-up, its because people are fucking lemmings and some of them need to be put in their place. Often politicians scare me when they say stupid things, but ive come to realise that even the party you don't like in power is a million times better than randomly selecting 100 people off the streets - which brings me neatly back to this randomly sampled poll as proof.

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  139. Too late, I know... by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

    Oh, man...where to start...

    CNN has for the past years been quite a prominent PR tool. It's days of independant reporting are long gone, if they ever where. 'Embedded reporters' and the rest of Iraq pretty much prove a lack of real independant reporting. Only when blogs and other mediqa force them to will they report on contreoversial issues.

    So is it curious that CNN reports that US-ians want someone medling in their internets? Of course not. Who pays the pollster?

    Let me put it like this: "Most Americans Want Gov't To Make Internet Safer". WTF is 'safer'?

    Has the internet ever killed anyone? Or is it trhe 'morality' of the internet US-ians are concerned about? Kinda like being worried about the morality of a gun, no?

    But due to the way the populace is finally starting to see the government, post PATRIOT ACT and post the so-many-eth contradiction in stance (pornstars at the white house, anyone?), 'they' (ie the people who have paid the pollsters...do you /really/ think CNN did this on it's own? What would be the impetus for them to do that?) figured they need a different way of reaching their end. So 'they' decide that this poll should show that the internet should be controlled anyhow.

    Then let's have a look at that answer. My brother has studied psychology, and I've had numerous discussion with him about the validity of questionaires. AND THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT A PROPPERLY CONSTRUCTED POLL WOULD SHOW THE RESULT CNN'S DOES!

    I can't stress this enough: a poll could not reveal this alternative. ANy psychologist worth his/her degree can't have constructed a poll which goes:

    -Do you want the internet censored?
    -Who should do this?
    -Do you trust them to do it?
    -Who should do it then?

    It really does not work like that. This poll is suspect in so many ways:
    a) the question it asks
    b) the fact that this question was asked in the first place
    c) the fact that an alternative conclusion was reached (instead of a resolution to the primary question)
    d) the fact that the alternative conclusion is left undefined!!!

    This questionaire was bought and paid for. And we'll never know by whom. All we know is that it serves someones purpose, because otherwise CNN wouldn't publish the results.

    And the biggest irony? A story on the front page talking about MS' censorship of chinese blogs...

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  140. We're stupid too. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    From the article you qouted: "More than 70 percent knew oxygen comes from plants..."

    Which you described as "30% of americans do not know that plants produce most of the Oxygen on earth..."

    Apparantly many americans (I am assuming you're american based on your final paragraph) also lack critical thinking skills in determining what information is actually being provided.

    Using you as an example. Though the ABC poll correctly stated that oxygen comes from plants and asserts that only 70% of americans know this fact, it does not mention that oxygen comes from other sources than plants. Among these are vulcanism and organisms other than plants. A majority of our oxygen probably comes from blue-green algae in the sea. Your statement is neither correct nor a correct interpretion of the results of the poll.

    Oxygen comes from plants. Not all oxygen comes from plants. Most oxygen comes from sources that are not plants, but could be called plants if you're playing fast and loose with the definition of 'plant.'

    From your final quote, "...and from the Highlights of the report, '...One-quarter of Americans understand the nature of scientific inquiry well enough to be able to make informed judgments about the scientific basis of results reported in the media...'"

    We all need to remember that there's a good chance we're not in the "one-quarter" of americans who understand the nature of scientific inquiry. (assuming the results of the poll can be considered as an accurate sampling of all americans)

    I never understood the get-out-the-vote campaigns either. It's very likely that the people who weren't going to vote don't pay very much attention at all. I certainly agree that we don't want people who can't be bothered to pay attention to 'the issues,' form an opinion of them and act on that opinion of their own volition shouldn't be encouraged to choose leaders for the rest of us.

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  141. 42.3% by Alsee · · Score: 1

    42.3% of those surveyed answered "Huh?"

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  142. Remember... by cgreuter · · Score: 1

    Whoever commissions the poll gets to write the questions, and whoever writes the questions gets to choose the outcome. The poll was commissioned by a security industry lobby group and the result turns out to be in favour of exactly the sorts of things they're pushing for. Colour me surprised.

    I think the best news in that article is that the poll showed people didn't want more government interference. That shows me that there's real opposition to the whole idea and not even leading questions can get past it.

  143. Most Americans ARE the Internet's security problem by Max+Nugget · · Score: 1

    You know, before I go asking that my local police department do a better job protecting the streets, I do other, more basic, security checks, like CLOSING AND LOCKING MY DOORS (firewall, antivirus, password protection), and I exercise COMMON SENSE and CAUTION in who I give the access code for my garage door or home alarm system to (phishing, social hacking).

    Who DDOS'ed you America? Why, it was your fellow Americans who want the freedom of having an open line of communication with the rest of the world but don't want to be burdened by any sense of responsibility for what their own computer sends out over that communication line.

    Before you ask the governemt to waste our time and money "securing the Internet," and sacrifice freedoms that you obviously are too irresponsible to use prudently, a better starting point would be securing your own damn computer.

    I don't ask that every person become a security guru, but it seems like wreckless, complete and total irresponsibility has become the status quo. Your computer is connected to the entire world, every country on the map. Why can't people be convinced to CARE, to even MAKE AN EFFORT to secure their own computers?

  144. Unfortunately by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

    Most Americans didn't care about the Microsoft antitrust suit, and a significant number of them are shareholders either direct or through mutual funds. The American government has proven itself incapable of regulating its most influential subjects. And Microsoft's direct destruction of the browser market has had a severe impact on internet security. Not that competition can stop things like users handing out passwords for candy, but it's certainly a healthy step forward.

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  145. load of crap by xWastedMindx · · Score: 1

    /begin rant This is the biggest load of crud I've read yet. What I don't understand is that the average joe expects the internet to be safe. And when it's not safe, they cry to their mom. When the mom finds out little joe sixpack is browsing porn and infected their computer with spyware, malware, what-have-you, they want someone to do something about it. Who? the government of course. The government can fix anything..and in the process take away our liberty and freedoms.. /end rant

  146. Kurtz? by bornbitter · · Score: 0

    ...um, am I the only one who remembers "The Heart of Darkness" by Conrad? Anyone else recognize the name Kurtz?
    Yeah... didn't think so.

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  147. You don't... by shmlco · · Score: 3, Funny
    You don't understand the mindset.

    It's not that MY child needs protecting, it's that YOU and YOUR child need to be protected, as you're obviously incapable of doing so to my satisfaction.

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  148. and I want all CARS to go max 25mph by dindi · · Score: 1

    If security starts at the government _ANY_GOVERNMENT_ it brings you unvanted stupid filters and regulations that will cripple the more advanced users' internet.

    More of:
    -port restrictions (killing eg SMTP, IRC,IMAP because for the most INTERNET=WEB (http(s))
    -monitoring
    -private ips (as opposed to public)
    -proxies - that cripple things (many times I have perfect net, but my ISP forces http thru a transparent proxy, that sometimes does weird things)

    security should be at the users' level, or ON REQUEST at the isp ...

    I want public IP, no port restriction (IN-OUT), I want to run my webserver, and other services on strange ports at home (for whatever geeky or practical reason that comes into my mind)

    If they trust MS security, they should be sent to the doctor for a head check, then charge them a lot by their ISP to cripple THEIR internet ...

  149. hmm a poll ehh by BigLonn · · Score: 1

    wow a real poll, hows that line go again,,,
    "Lies,Damn lies and Statistics!"
    Polls mean nothing unless you can look at the actual polling data and see what the proponent of a given position left out to skew the data results

  150. thats the last thing any smart person would want. by mike518 · · Score: 0

    why the hell would we want more power over the internet in the hands of people who dont understand technology. how very foolish. Sorry Joe America but just because you dont understand the internet is not a reason for the government and congress (who also dont understand the internet) to step in... that will just make matters worse.

    People either need to learn how to deal with spyware and viruses, get an apple or not use a computer. We dont need any more DMCA or filters on what is currently a free and open information channel.

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  151. In related news... by alexo · · Score: 1


    Most Americans want the gornment to make the Earth flat.

    "It would make things much simpler" said Mr. J. Sixpack.

    The geek community was surprisingly open to the idea.
    Mr. A. Coward from slashdot believed to represent the common sentiment saying: "At least it will get rid of those awful Google Maps distortions".

  152. A Win-win situation by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

    'I don't think the public knows what it wants Congress to do, but it wants Congress to do something,...

    And Congress will pass laws with ambitious and sweeping names that will, at best, have no net positive effect on the problem, but the public will be appeased, thinking It Was Taken Care Of and the incumbents will be re-elected Because They Did the Right Thing(TM).

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  153. What on EARTH?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How in the heck is that Redundant, of all things? Mod him down if you must, but REDUNDANT?!

  154. If I hear... by The+Woodworker · · Score: 1

    If I hear we need to protect the children one more fucking time, I'm going to get an offshore hosting account and make the most obscene material I can find available to them. Let's see what happens when the kids find out their mom was in a german scheisse film.

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  155. Talk about propaganda by casemon · · Score: 1

    If this poll approached anything near reality, I'd eat a shoe. Whole.

    See through the lies and what do you have as a result of this bogus poll, US citizens starting to accept government regulation of the Internet... "well i heard about that poll..." and "yes, Microsoft is good with security (thinking to the poll)...."

    utter trite Fud, this.

  156. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GGP too, while you're at it...

  157. So America owns the Internet? by stonedonkey · · Score: 1

    It depresses me that the American public appears to think that the United States has any particular authority over the regulation of the Internet. I think it's this sense of ignorant entitlement that makes us so unpopular around the globe.

  158. Re:Scary? - I'm sorry, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean the "Great FREEDOM Wall of America", right? Just checking

  159. Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has to be said, most American's are downright stupid too...

  160. So, simply stated... by ninejaguar · · Score: 1
    I don't think the public knows what it wants Congress to do, but it wants Congress to do something,...They don't have a lot of confidence that Congress will do the right thing

    ...people are fucked up. Yes, your sweet little grandmother too.

    = 9J =

  161. Where the hell is Al Gore when you need him? by CristalShandaLear · · Score: 1

    Most Americans want the government to be heavily involved in securing the Internet.

    Maybe they're still waiting for Al Gore to fix it since he invented it.

    What I want to know is: Who are most Americans and why do I NEVER get asked questions like this.

    I'd say that if you actually explained to Average Joe that the government wants to know how, when and where he accesses porn, then you'd get a different answer to this question.

    I don't think the public wants the Guvmint policing the internet. What I do think they want is harsh penalties, fines and jailtime for people who are dishonest. The problem is, we already have laws in place to deal with theft and fraud. It's a matter of using what we have and updating where needed, instead of creating entirely new laws that restrict the liberty of the honest man with no thought to protecting that liberty.

  162. Most Americans... by VoltageX · · Score: 1

    can't tell the Internet from Internet Explorer. I think the same could be said for Australians, or citizens of any other Internet-enabled country.

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  163. And you were expecting... what? by tacocat · · Score: 1

    Too many people are like this, what would you expect. It's Da Rules

    1. Anything that can be perceived as a problem is a problem and it is someone's responsibility to do something about it.
    2. It sure as hell isn't my responsibility, I have things to do. Too busy to be bothered.

    So what happens? You get a problem that is vaguely defined by one group of people given to another group of people who could give a rats ass about the problem. They have no personal involvement in addressing the problem itself. At the very most, all they really have an interest in is making it appear to the first group that they are doing something effective about whatever the problem is.

    I'm certain that Douglas Adams has written something to this effect. If not him, then Dilbert has probably covered it.

  164. This is why George W. Bush is President by agentkhaki · · Score: 1

    No matter if the poll is skewed or funded by filthly lying bastards, it still conveys what is essentially a truth here in America: that people want to be protected from things they perceive as being bad (even though that perception has probably been blown way out of proportion due to "feature stories" and "special reports" and various other "news" sources) and they don't want to put a lot of effort into procuring that protection for themselves.

    "Terrorists are going to kill me, here in IDAHO?!?!?! Hell yes I'll give up a few freedoms here and there to prevent that!"

    "People can steal my identity if I use my computer?!?! Hell yes I'll allow the government or someone to filter web content for me, so I don't have to think while surfing the web."

    The real problem here is that the people most likely to adapt to problems that arise AREN'T the people making the laws, and they AREN'T getting out there and making their voices heard. And so you get someone like Strom Thurman, who even if he wasn't a big-business swill, wouldn't know a computer if it jumped up and BIT HIM IN THE ASS while screaming "I'M A FUCKING COMPUTER, YOU OLD FUCKING PISS-POOR EXCUSE FOR A POLITICIAN!"

    That, and people are great and being lazy, and great at being after-the-fact armchair-generals.

    Just... like... me...

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  165. Securing the Internet HOWTO by Dwonis · · Score: 1

    Here's how to secure the internet: Drop software patents and the remaining crypto export laws, and encourage other countries to do the same. The market will take care of the rest.

  166. Screw the government... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I just want Microsoft to make their little contribution to the internet safer.

    Anyone who knows anything at all knows that asking the government to do something for them is like asking an pathologically lying elephant to tap dance a jig on a two foot by two foot stage... it's not going to happen even though you're begin told it is, but should it actually be attempted, you stand a chance of getting seriously injured in the fallout.

    Microsoft's not much different, but at least there is a commercial motivation for them to fix their shit.

  167. Devil, meet details by inKubus · · Score: 1

    What is money anyway? It's just a number in the bank's computer system! Hello, sir; money is not based on reality anymore. It's just a printed slip of paper that the bank prints (the fed, or the bank at "the top" of the pyramid) and you believe in.

    Furthermore:

    Your identity is not real. It's just a number in the IRS's system. A name, just a few letters that symbolize what? YOU? What is you? The only thing you have of inherent value is your ability to work and think and entertain.

    I say OPEN up the id, I don't care. Use my ID for whatever you want. I want to see the whole thing crash down on itself. I never protect my identity.

    Here's my info: Use as you will, if you want to risk it:

    Richard G. Harrison
    1104 S. Willson Ave, #C
    Bozeman, MT 59015

    SSN: 567-39-2315
    B-Day: 09-16-1974
    Mother's Maiden Name: Whitacre
    The password I use at every site: pencil
    Where they require a number, it's 9pencil or pencil9, eight or more pencil99 or 99pencil.

    (from the movie Wargames, heh, I get a kick out of it)

    Go ahead, log into BofA and get into my account. Transfer ALL my money to your account (there's over $4000.00 in the account, plus my savings.)

    I guarantee personally right now that that money will be replaced. IT COSTS THE BANK NOTHING TO REPLACE MONEY! Sure, they'll hunt down the target account, which was just opened with a fake ID in Arizona somewhere, or whatever you want to do to stay safe from the probing authorities.

    Hey, how about a Visa card?!
    4872890128142786
    exp: 12/08
    security number (CVN): 972

    Use my address as the billing address! STEAL AWAY! Go for it, take my number and go buy something. Go to Amazon, go to Dell.com and get yourself a new computer! I WON'T PAY A DIME OUT OF MY POCKET! Why? Because the MONEY NEVER EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE! After the charge is made, the credit card company will send a promise to pay to the "merchant bank" of the company. Then they will run some sort of nightly batch on all the day's transactions and figure out how much money they need to cover the transactions. At this point, interest begins being charged to my account, but not added to the account because of grace period.. the bank doesn't actually pay anyone though, they just, after running the batch, subtract x dollars from their number and then add x dollars to the other guys number. But where did they get a number? Well, that's right folks, the borrowed it from the guys who PRINTED THE MONEY, the feds. Well, if they are a smaller bank they probably went thru a bigger bank which went thru a bigger bank which went thru the Fed. The fed says, sure, we'll print this money for you, but you have to "GIVE IT BACK" *nudge *nudge* "Sometime in the future" "plus interest". But really, it never gets paid back. Because the fed then goes and sells these things called "T BILLS" which are basically a stack of those promises the big bank made to pay the money the fed printed for them back. So, they sell these "notes" off and they don't have to worry about getting the money back. and it gets more interwoven and complicated until it's all just a mess of shit bought and sold a thousand times with money that hasn't and never will exist.

    So anyway, it's all pretty much meaningless. So go ahead and "steal" my money, but really, the bank is going to give it back to me because it costs them nothing.

    So who loses; well.. Dell Computer loses, but they have that factored into their "profit margin" (or "money printer" for the layman) so it's not a problem.

    And you get a new computer.

    So, you see, I have no reason to protect my identity, in fact, it would be better for the economy if NO ONE did, because money would be able to be bought and sold even more times with money that never has and never will exist, which is called "economic expansion".

    WEE

    Anyway, this was a work of fiction, that's not my name, SSN, or card and you shouldn't have read this far anyway.

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  168. Sorry... I'm most people... by Alpha_Traveller · · Score: 1

    I'd rather have Congress fix themselves before fixing the internet, considering they certainly can't change or fix something that exists across the world. Theoretically, they can at minimum fix themselves first.

    Regardless of that -- I refuse to believe that the entire country's net has to become a firewalled, ultra-secure state in order for anyone to feel safe, or for us to have "freedom". It is my belief that both the Constitution and the Bill of Rights demand and expect that we are to be citizens of the world, participating in the world. NOT a self-jailer.

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  169. Why Democracy (AND Any Other Form) Doesn't Work by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    "'I don't think the public knows what it wants Congress to do, but it wants Congress to do something,...They don't have a lot of confidence that Congress will do the right thing.'"

    Alternative heading: Why Humans Don't Work.

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  170. the real headline by enigmatichmachine · · Score: 1

    essentially the story boils down to:
    "Americans still stupid"

    mind you I'm an American, but i don't count.

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    1. Re:the real headline by chawly · · Score: 1

      Spelling does or should count. Try a little harder, counting is easy once you get used to it.

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  171. Re:Scary? - I'm sorry, but... by dangitman · · Score: 1
    "Great FREEDOM Wall of America

    No, it won't be made with French labor! It will be assembled from Chinese components by genetically modified ex-Walmart employees (Walmart uses robots and child labor instead). And Halliburton will manage the contract.

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  172. Open Source Surveys, please! by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1
    I agree with the parent, many of these reports are misleading, people should have access to what was ACTUALLY asked, who was surveyed and what were the allowed responses to determine thier results, I am sure many surveys would show they were crafted to favor one outcome or another.

    One could make a survey simply asking people "Are you tired of high taxes?" and then report that a large number of people are in favor of closing schools and libraries. Survey results without the source material are as good as an opinion from "Anonymous Coward" on Slashdot. :-/

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  173. Most Americans should mind their own stuff by Ulrich+Hobelmann · · Score: 1

    What good is bitching that government fix your problems, when you have to just leave the house and go looking for a more secure operating system. Wait: you don't even have to leave your house...

    Second: what the hell would LAWS do anyway? The internet is a technical beast, not a legal one...

    (anyway, I don't want to bitch about the US in general, nice country it is)

  174. Wrong. by Aldric · · Score: 1

    Microsoft's email clients will open attachments all by themselves.

    1. Re:Wrong. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      The qualifier doesn't mean much when you consider that almost everybody uses Microsoft's email clients.

  175. ______ by Zareste · · Score: 1

    These must have been the Americans who voted for Bush. What the Hell are a bunch of fat stupid congressmen going to do about your incompetence with a computer?

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