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  1. Re:Welp on Secret US List of Civil Nuclear Sites Released · · Score: 1

    Don't worry. Once we have skynet online all these facilities will be quite safe

  2. Re:/. wants the terrorists to win on Secret US List of Civil Nuclear Sites Released · · Score: 4, Funny

    We're geeks. We don't care if the terrorists win, just so long as Microsoft doesn't.

  3. This would not happen in the UK.... on Secret US List of Civil Nuclear Sites Released · · Score: 4, Funny

    We have a cunning plan to swamp terrorists with so many laptops, USB keys, DVDs, unformatted second-hand computers, external hard drives, secret documents held up to press photos, and so on that the chances of them finding anything of use top them among all the rest of the leaked data is insignificant.

  4. Re:Painful to Watch on Open Government Brainstorm Defies Wisdom of Crowds · · Score: 1, Funny

    Where's the "Ron Paul Should Be President" +75,496 idea?

    Where's the CowboyNeal for President?

  5. Of course I meant SCO on Investing In Lawsuits Beats the Street · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I should have said:
    You mean like Microsoft paying SCO an "undisclosed sum" /to fund litigation/ .. cough .. for Unix licenses.

  6. Re:Unethical, but not illegal on Investing In Lawsuits Beats the Street · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is however, very borderline. It is, if not illegal, very close, depending on the exact wording of the contracts, and the exact nature of the particular cases (and also depending on the jurisdiction).

    You mean like Microsoft paying an "undisclosed sum" /to fund litigation/ .. cough .. for Unix licenses.

  7. I know better on The Perils of Pop Philosophy · · Score: 3, Funny

    The guy reckons that people who know least about a complex subject generally think that its simple and that they know a lot about it, whereas experts know that there are many complexities and know that their knowledge is limited.

    Bah, rubbish - what does he know about it?

  8. Re:Why is Verbosity Bad? on Comparing the Size, Speed, and Dependability of Programming Languages · · Score: 1

    One can say, write or otherwise annunciate that excessive verbosity can negatively affect or impact the efficiency, ease of use, and supportability of a programming language or idiom. The mechanism of the aforementioned affect is the distracting quality of the spurious constructs, which means the purpose of the code is not immediately obvious. Also authorship of verbose constructs gives a greater opportunity for error and requires more rote learning of syntax.

    In other words what you are trying to do gets lost in the syntax.

  9. Re:BSD is not dead on When VMware Performance Fails, Try BSD Jails · · Score: 1

    That's nice. It will give Hans Reiser something to do.

  10. Re:Yet Another Bogus Car Analogy on Energy Star For Servers Falls Short · · Score: 1

    This is certainly true of most servers, but is it true of virtualised servers in really big data centres? I would have thought that sizing, evening of load, etc. would mean that there would be some level of constant use.

  11. Re:This whole article is an advert for timeglider on Timeglider Software Outlines Rosenberg Spy Case · · Score: 1

    There's a guy in there named "Semen Semenov." January 13, 1966. I'm not even kidding.

    He sounds like a slippery character to me. You know a real slimy type of guy.

  12. Re:going out on a limb, here ... on Sarah Connor Chronicles — Why It Died · · Score: 5, Funny

    They've become too common for me to suspend disbelief that there really are that many physically aggressive women in this world that beat up men on a regular basis.

    You wouldn't say that if you knew my wife. (please don't tell her I wrote this)

  13. Re:The pico satellites sound interesting on The 10-Year Satellite Forecast · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I suppose that there are two issues that governments look at. One large satellite could be knocked out accidentally by a collision with space debris. Probably at least as important one large satellite is going to be easier to knock out deliberately by a foreign power.

  14. Mod parent up on Timeglider Software Outlines Rosenberg Spy Case · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It is always good to highlight open-source alternatives in an "advertising" story.

  15. This whole article is an advert for timeglider on Timeglider Software Outlines Rosenberg Spy Case · · Score: 4, Insightful

    (using Timeglider â" a web-based, flash powered, software for creating timelines) ... The use of Timeglider makes understanding the complex nature of the case, and the newly available documentation more manageable."

    Yes we get the picture

  16. Re:Good luck on Australia, UK To Test Vehicle Speed-Limiting Devices · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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    indrÄya madhumattamÄᥠ||
    abhi viprÄ anÅá£ata ghÄvo vatsaáf na mÄtaraᥠ|
    indraáf somasya pÄtaye ||
    madacyut ká£eti sÄdane sindhorÅrmÄ vipaÅcit |
    somo ghaurÄadhi Åritaᥠ||
    divo nÄbhÄ vicaká£aáo.avyo vÄre mahÄyate |
    somo yaᥠsukratuᥠkaviᥠ||
    yaᥠsomaᥠkalaÅeá£vÄ antaᥠpavitra Ähitaᥠ|
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    jinvan koÅaáf madhuÅcutam ||
    nityastotro vanaspatirdhÄnÄmantaᥠsabardughaᥠ|
    hinvÄnomÄnuá£Ä yughÄ ||
    abhi priyÄ divas padÄ somo hinvÄno ará£ati |
    viprasya dhÄrayÄ kaviᥠ||
    Ä pavamÄna dhÄraya rayiáf sahasravarcasam |
    asme indo svÄbhuvam ||

    1. To Indra have the Soma drops, exceeding rich in sweets, been poured,
    Shed in the seat of sacrifice.
    2 As mother kine low to their calves, to Indra have the sages called,
    Called him to drink the Soma juice.
    3 In the stream's wave wise Soma dwells, distilling rapture, in his seat,
    Resting upon a wiId-cow's hide.
    4 Far-sighted Soma, Sage and Seer, is worshipped in the central point
    Of heaven, the straining-cloth of wool.
    5 In close embraces Indu holds Soma when
    poured within the jars.
    And on the. purifying sieve.
    6 Indu sends forth a voice on high to regions of the sea of air,
    Shaking the vase that drops with meath.
    7 The Tree whose praises never fail yields heavenly milk among our hymns,
    Urging men's generations on.
    8 The Wise One, with the Sage's stream, the Soma urged to speed, flows on
    To the dear places of the sky.
    9 O Pavamana, bring us wealth bright with a thousand splendours. Yea.
    O Indu, give us ready help.

  17. Re:Young lawyer != good lawyer on RIAA Victim Jammie Thomas Gets a New Lawyer · · Score: 1

    But haven't we learned already that free isn't always a good thing?

    Quite. They will be trying to collect for her on behalf of all the poor penniless lawyers. People need to learn that pro-bono work threatens their livelihood, the economy and the whole of world civilisation.

  18. Great interoperability on Mac OS X Users Vulnerable To Major Java Flaw · · Score: 5, Funny

    'This means you can write a 100% reliable exploit in pure Java. This exploit will work on all the platforms, all the architectures and all the browsers,'

    And the Java critics said total platform independence was impossible!

  19. Obvious on Age of Conan, One Year On · · Score: 2, Funny

    Age of Conan, One Year On

    will be one year more than his age now.

  20. Re:4000 times? on IBM Pushing Water-Cooled Servers, Meeting Resistance · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just try this. See how long you can stand naked (OK wear some running shorts) in air at 5 degrees centigrade. Probably fifteen minutes standing still or indefinitely if running.

    Now see how long you can stay in water at 5 degrees centigrade. For most people it would be less than a minute - you may not even be able to get in.

  21. Re:hmm.. on IBM Pushing Water-Cooled Servers, Meeting Resistance · · Score: 1

    This is IBM... Do you _really_ think they'd design it in such a way that you'd have to take down the whole thing to fix a small section?

    You wouldn't have one long pipe running to all of them, with no way to shut off segments/individual nodes.

    No, but they might assume that the world will never need more than one hot water system.

  22. Re:What a waste of water! on IBM Pushing Water-Cooled Servers, Meeting Resistance · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Greenpeace is no better than PETA.

    I beg to differ. Greenpeace is sleazy, but PETA is a nut-cult.

    -jcr

    Great pun - if you've ever been to a PETA buffer you will know that there are plenty of nuts around

  23. Re:What a waste of water! on IBM Pushing Water-Cooled Servers, Meeting Resistance · · Score: 1

    That's still quite a bit of hot water. I'm sure very little would be used in an office environment. Residential would be more like it if possible.

    Perhaps it would be better to engineer the hardware to run warm-hot. Having to chill the water down to outside ambient temp (no compressors needed) would save a lot of energy and cost.

    Maybe google could get an environmental initiative grant to provide a staff swimming pool.

  24. Re:This should be a lesson... on Hacker Destroys Avsim.com, Along With Its Backups · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, when rats attack your cellar, you pick the most intelligent and ask for advice?

    Yes, he said don't worry about it and go back to posting on Slashdot.

  25. They should make it useful on Replacing New Hampshire's Old Man of the Mountain · · Score: 1

    While they're doing it they should dump some nuclear waste behind it. You might as well get something useful if you are going to start a major construction project in unspoilt wilderness.