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Replacing New Hampshire's Old Man of the Mountain

Holdstrong writes "New Hampshire's iconic natural rock formation, the Old Man of the Mountain, fell from its mountain-side perch back in 2003. Award-winning architect Francis D. Treves is proposing a monument to replace it. His idea would feature a replica of the Old Man made out of 250 suspended glass panels and would allow visitors to enter the structure in order to gain views of the valley below. The design has received harsh criticism from the public, in part, Mr. Treves believes, due to the fact that quality images and accurate information about his design have been hard to come by. Replacing a beloved natural monument with a man-made one is sure to bring out emotions. Will a clearer understanding of the design help sway public opinion?"

162 comments

  1. Just what I was looking for by sokoban · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know, I was trying to come up with something about which I could be completely ambivalent and not care about one way or the other in the slightest.

    Then I found this on slashdot.

    Slashdot: News for New Hampshire. Stuff that doesn't matter at all.

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    1. Re:Just what I was looking for by ZiakII · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Hey I'm Plymouth, New Hampshire you insensitive clod.

    2. Re:Just what I was looking for by eclectro · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I know you are a slashdot old-timer such as myself and therefore do not read the fine articles. Because I question what self-professing nerd would think that this wasn't cool. Even if for but a second before your environmentalist knee-jerk happens.

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    3. Re:Just what I was looking for by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      And do you care about The Old Man of the Mountain?

    4. Re:Just what I was looking for by Z00L00K · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was in that area last summer, and I think that any construction shall be thoroughly considered before approved in that area.

      It's a nice area as it is, and the missing face is of course a loss, but it also indicates to us the inevitable change that exists.

      It won't be a Mt. Rushmore.

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    5. Re:Just what I was looking for by Hurricane78 · · Score: 3, Informative

      No. It isn't cool. It's boring. A cooler construction similar to that is the face of the building of a local bank here. Including a whole tree *on the inside*.

      Wanna see *really cool architecture design*? Then go look at the 09 competition on this site: http://www.evolo-arch.com/

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    6. Re:Just what I was looking for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have to admit that I've never been to New Hampshire, where the most interesting thing that state has/had going for it is the formation of a cliff that kind of looked like the face of an old man when viewed from a certain angle. New Hampshire is so boring that they literally put this arbitrary geological formation on their state coin. The "face" finally collapsed in 2003, causing many to be so distressed that they literally cried.

      WHERE'S YOUR OLD MAN NOW? New Hampshire's Tourism Industry: 0, Me: 1. To be fair, having a rock that sort of looks like a face as your state symbol is like diving into a tub full of tits when compared to Idaho, where there's so little going on that they proudly proclaim how famous their potatoes are on their license plates. Are you kidding me? Celebrities are famous. Landmarks are famous. The starchy, underground stems of plants that are used for deep frying side dishes are not. Wow, your state vegetable is a tuber. SNORE.

    7. Re:Just what I was looking for by eclectro · · Score: 1

      I have not been to your fine state, so I do not have the attachment to the area you have. And architecture, like art, is highly subjective. I imagine that there will be quite the debate over this proposal, perhaps because the crumbling happened in recent memory. Perhaps if this had been proposed a few years down the road the opposition would not be so fierce. But you can not blame those who want to rebuild, as it would certainly offer economic benefits to the area. And it would not be unlike a number of man-nature hybrid sculptures around the country.As for that other architecture link, I think the question needs to be asked if any of those designs are really practical. But I leave that to others.

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    8. Re:Just what I was looking for by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      A decently sized stone sculpture placed in the area that does show how it did look like before it fell down would be the best thing. A stone sculpture will blend into the environment in a good way.

      A glass construction may be annoying too many people.

      For those that never have been in that area I have a few photos to view too from last summer: http://www.bedug.com/?q=gallery&g2_itemId=2890

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    9. Re:Just what I was looking for by chromas · · Score: 1

      No credit to Maddox?

    10. Re:Just what I was looking for by Shin-LaC · · Score: 1

      What really surprises me is that the (former) rock formation is the default destination for "Old Man of the Mountain" on Wikipedia, instead of the historical figure. When I hear "old man of the mountain", that guy is the first thing I think of.
      We need to fight the rampant New-Hampshire-centrism on Wikipedia!

      (I was going to say that it was US-centric, but it looks like Americans don't care, either.)

    11. Re:Just what I was looking for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There! Plagiarism, pure and simple, by way of the Eighth Dimension!

    12. Re:Just what I was looking for by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 1

      Wanna see *really cool architecture design*? Then go look at the 09 competition on this site: http://www.evolo-arch.com/

      That's not cool, it's boring. It's typical architectural ego masturbation. Like an adolescent, it declares that it is overthrowing the existing paradigm while doing the same thing as all its peers. Half of it looks like an inverted Borg as imagined by H.R. Geiger, pseudo-organic tendrils attempting to assimilate the existing rectilinear city.

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    13. Re:Just what I was looking for by tedgyz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey I'm Plymouth, New Hampshire you insensitive clod.

      Me too. Live free and die!

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    14. Re:Just what I was looking for by billcopc · · Score: 1

      You really expect AC to give a damn ?

      For all we know, maybe it was Maddox himself! But more likely it was kdawson being cute.

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    15. Re:Just what I was looking for by trum4n · · Score: 1

      if hte last one fell off, i don't think its safe to build a new one, let alone a tourist attraction. This will cost lots to make safe.

    16. Re:Just what I was looking for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Live free OR die. Get it right or get out of our state.

    17. Re:Just what I was looking for by tedgyz · · Score: 1

      Live free OR die. Get it right or get out of our state.

      It was a JOKE. I know what the real saying is.

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    18. Re:Just what I was looking for by FredFredrickson · · Score: 4, Funny

      Geez, I've spent all this time thinking it was "Live, freeze, and die."

      *grumble grumble*

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    19. Re:Just what I was looking for by FredFredrickson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thank you, Captain, you certainly live up to your name. You did miss one important nit- I really doubt most of those designs would stay up given a slight breeze. Oh, and the few that look robust have clearly illustrated that the buildings are for nothing more than looking pretty, and have very little practical use (take the disolved looking building with tons of scaffolding, but not a single room..?)

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    20. Re:Just what I was looking for by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Geez, I've spent all this time thinking it was "Live, freeze, and die."

      I grew up in Maine, you insensitive clod!

    21. Re:Just what I was looking for by Mateo13 · · Score: 1

      HEY! We have more than just a rock that looks like a face. We have Canobie Lake Park! And...hmm. oh! Story Land.

    22. Re:Just what I was looking for by twistedsymphony · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm in NH also... I never really cared much for the old man, I mean it was kind of an interesting thing to look at and I'd occasionally bring friends from out of state to see it if we happened to be going through the area where it was located.

      It didn't make me sad at all when it fell, I actually laughed because the state put that image on everything, coins, badges, logos, anything state related had the tied old man on it. Now they have to be a bit more creative when thinking up new state symbols. The face was slowly sliding apart for YEARS before it fell, there was a small crew that would add hooks and cables to the damn thing every year to keep it from sliding off, really it was just postponing the inevitable.

      Personally I like NH, the cost of living is relatively cheap, taxes are some of the lowest in the country, and the state politics (while no where near perfect) are a lot more pleasing than nearly all the other states out there IMO.

      I think the proposed glass replacement is a great idea I'd like to see more modern architecture here in the state, a visitors center would be good for tourism and a glass replacement would make the face look like a ghost, certainly better than the shapeless lump that sits up there now. I don't know why people would oppose this for ascetic or historical reasons, I mean it's not like the the old face will grow back. If you wait much longer people will forget the damn thing even existed, honestly I hadn't even thought about it for years until I saw this article.

    23. Re:Just what I was looking for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geez, I've spent all this time thinking it was "Live, freeze, and die." *grumble grumble*

      Now it's "Live Gay or Die"

    24. Re:Just what I was looking for by DrLang21 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This whole glass monument thing just seems like someone's attempt at a money grab. Otherwise the creator wouldn't be telling the locals that he knows better than they do.

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    25. Re:Just what I was looking for by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      This will cost lots to make safe.

      I think that's the point.

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    26. Re:Just what I was looking for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, and I live in New Hampshire.

      The year before the old man fell we immortalized it on the state quarter.

      Everyone that I know could care less what happens to the now faceless cliff.

    27. Re:Just what I was looking for by cab_codespring · · Score: 2, Funny

      I live in NH too and I have glimpsed the unremarkable almost face driving by and was prfoundly unimpressed. Why don't they put up a stone face of an old man that REALLY looks like a stone face of an old man, a la Easter Island. People will drive by and say "OMG loko at THAT! is that NATURAL? Amazing! They could even put robotics in it so that the mouth could move and boom out "LIVE FREE OR DIE" to passing motorists, and maybe a winking eye too. now THAT would be worthy of coins and license plates.

    28. Re:Just what I was looking for by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I agree. This isn't some historical monument like Constitution Hall in Philadelphia, or the First Congress building in downtown New York. It's just an old rocky ledge. We have millions of them in Appalachia and the Rcokies.

      There are better ways to waste money than rebuild some old rock - like buy a couple million free McDonalds meals for the starving people in our downtowns. Or pay off 5% of the national debt so it won't be as big of a burden on our children and grandchildren. Something that matters.

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    29. Re:Just what I was looking for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a sign on the Maine border: "Welcome to Maine - sorry about New Hampshire".

      NH is the Mississippi of the North.

    30. Re:Just what I was looking for by nuclearpenguins · · Score: 2, Informative

      As a resident of southern Maine let me be the first to say thank you for those additions to my childhood. Actually my family made many day trips to NH to experience all that state had to offer. Climbing Tuckerman's Ravine in the middle of a sudden thunder storm was an experience I'll never forget. This is probably off-topic but I don't care. NH is an awesome state.

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    31. Re:Just what I was looking for by dirtylimerick · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A few things I haven't seen mentioned yet ...

      A lot of the respect and appeal of the Old Man comes from Daniel Webster's quote "Men hang out their signs indicative of their respective trades; shoe makers hang out a gigantic shoe; jewelers a monster watch, and the dentist hangs out a gold tooth; but up in the Mountains of New Hampshire, God Almighty has hung out a sign to show that there He makes men." Daniel Webster and his ability to debate and orate is historically more respected and revered then any other person in New Hampshire's history, including the one NH-born president Franklin Pierce, and Gen. John Stark (who is responsible for the source of the state motto "Live Free or Die: Death is not the worst of evils"). That has a great deal to do with why the Old Man was such a significant source of pride and interest in New Hampshire, and not just a coincidental pile of rocks.

      In terms of its structure, if you've ever seen it, it's pretty clear that the rocks comprising the Old Man's face protrudes from a sheer granite rock face and looks completely un-natural compared to the rest of the landscape of the White Mountains. It's un-natural appearance makes the fact that it was naturally formed by receding glaciers at least a little interesting and significant. Additionally, it's gradual decay over the decades since it was discovered has made for a well recorded indicator of how the mountains of NH are evolving and changing over time. Since NH's greatest asset is it's environmental resources, it's important!

      Even if you consider the only positive aspect of the Old Man to be it's contribution to the NH tourism industry, that contribution has been playing a major role in keeping me free of sales tax, income tax, excise tax, excessive tolls, and every other kind of bureaucratic fee known to man for about 30 years now. You know what I pay for a $0.99 pack of gum? F@#*ing $0.99! I use three Old Man of the Mountain quarters and whatever coins I find under the seat of my cheaply insured car. The money it's saved me in my lifetime is more then enough for me to want a tribute to it erected. MA, CT, NY, NJ, and Canadian tourists will be paying for it anyway. Even since the Old Man fell, NH's tourism industry hasn't seen a serious decline (excluding the current world-wide recession).

      As far as the proposed replacement, it's much better then previous home-brew ideas. The article referenced in the main post also doesn't make mention of just how visitors will get to the new monument. Cannon Mountain, which abuts Profile Mountain's peak, in any season or condition, is a pretty brutal climb, with no current trails leading to the rock face where the old man was. If they successfully address that issue, there's a lot more of an overall experience to visiting this monument then is immediately apparent, which may bring even more interest in the site then before where the average tourist just stopped by the side of the road, looked at it, bought a magnet, and moved on.

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    32. Re:Just what I was looking for by dwye · · Score: 1

      > I have glimpsed the unremarkable almost face driving by and was prfoundly unimpressed.

      Having been driven by it once, years ago, I could only agree that the road view wasn't worth seeing. However, according to a number of sources that I have read, the view from the road was not nearly as good as the view that one would get hiking near it. Certainly it didn't match an old painting of the formation that I once saw, nor the image on the state coin.

      > Why don't they put up a stone face of an old man that REALLY looks like a stone face of an old man

      Right. Because audio-animatronics are **so** realistic. Maybe you could put state birds around it, and animate them, too, like the Tiki Room at Disneyworld (if it is still there).

      I can understand why the NH settlers liked the idea of the Old Man in the Mountain, but it is gone now. Replacing it is like moving the Earth's axis to keep Polaris as the North Star as it drifts farther from the actual center of the visible sky dome.

    33. Re:Just what I was looking for by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      Maybe the giant talking stone head can give away trips to space camp.

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    34. Re:Just what I was looking for by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Yup. Back to thinking up dirty limericks.

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    35. Re:Just what I was looking for by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      My state? Where do you think I live? ^^

      Hint: Not on the American continent.

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    36. Re:Just what I was looking for by cowscows · · Score: 1

      Ah, you could make any of those designs entirely structurally sound. Technically it's easier than you'd think. It'd just require many dump trucks full of money to be able to actually afford to build it.

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    37. Re:Just what I was looking for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And its shape isn't anywhere near the original in those sketches. The artist seems to have opted for an idealized face shape rather than an accurate rendition of the natural formation (which of course wasn't so natural anymore itself). It creates false memories.

    38. Re:Just what I was looking for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would anyone be caring so much if those rocks were shaped like a penis? Would anyone have a 'Dickhead of the Mountain' memorial replacement planned?

      They were ROCKS... get over it.

    39. Re:Just what I was looking for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, no Tycho Brahe jokes ?

      jr

    40. Re:Just what I was looking for by tedgyz · · Score: 1

      Greatest state in the union. Deal with it.

      No doubt! I've been here 43 years since birth and I'm not leaving. I don't take it for granite.

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  2. Man-made is not the problem by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Humans have an uncanny knack for finding faces in randomness. It's been said that this is an evolutionary feature. This explains why we sometimes think we see ghosts or Virgin Maries or even Jesus on the asses of dogs. But in reality, it's nothing more than our brain cleverly interpreting the random patterns into something we can easily comprehend.

    So when the Old Man of the Mountain crumbled, we didn't just lose a pile of rocks. We lost one of our conceptual markers. Like the mountain in South Dakota that bears an uncanny resemblance to former presidents, this natural monument symbolizes a very dear slice of our history. To have lost it to nature is a blow to not only New Hampshire but our own national pride as Americans.

    However simply replacing it with a glass structure is not necessarily the right thing to do. One key aspect of the monument was its permanence and impenetratibility. By replicating the shape in glass, the monument loses both aspects. It would be, in other words, better to have simply left the rubble alone.

    I would encourage you to write your congressmen and representatives to stop this wrong-headed "artistic" solution. In Afghanistan, where the Taliban destroyed centuries-old statues, they are rebuilding them in stone. So too should the majesty of the stone face be returned in stone form.

    1. Re:Man-made is not the problem by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1, Funny

      Like the mountain in South Dakota that bears an uncanny resemblance to former presidents...

      You wouldn't by any chance be referring to Mount Rushmore, would you?

      Yep, they carve up a mountain to look like a bunch of former US Presidents, and the mountain winds up looking like a bunch of former US Presidents. Who'd've thunk such a thing?

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    2. Re:Man-made is not the problem by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      Whoosh!

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    3. Re:Man-made is not the problem by Qubit · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In Afghanistan, where the Taliban destroyed centuries-old statues, they are rebuilding them in stone. So too should the majesty of the stone face be returned in stone form.

      If someone had gone and blown up the Old Man then I would be gung-ho to rebuild it as it was, but the Old Man just let go of his own accord. He'd been up there for what -- a few thousand years? And we'd gone and given him a facelift with cables and such a couple of times already.

      If the Old Man of the Mountain finally fell down, then perhaps he should stay down where he fell. I like the idea of working in stone, as it's durable to last for another thousand years -- maybe taking the stone that fell down and building something lower-down on the slope? Part of the draw of the whole thing was the natural aspect of it. Whatever is done, I hope that they try to work with nature rather than fighting against it every step of the way.

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    4. Re:Man-made is not the problem by eclectro · · Score: 4, Funny

      So too should the majesty of the stone face be returned in stone form.

      Maybe a compromise could be reached. They could rebuild the face in stone but put windows in where the eyes are. Then at night they could turn on the red lights.

      That's right. New Hampshire would suddenly become the most kick-ass state in the union.

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    5. Re:Man-made is not the problem by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      think we see ghosts or Virgin Maries or even Jesus on the asses of dogs

      So... I see you too are religious and spend a lot of time checking out dogs as well. There's a club you know, we meet on friday.

      One key aspect of the monument was its permanence and impenetratibility. By replicating the shape in glass, the monument loses both aspects.

      Well then, a key aspect of remaking it out of glass will be a reflection of the fact that the old man was, in fact, NOT permanent.

    6. Re:Man-made is not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This explains why we sometimes think we see ghosts or Virgin Maries or even Jesus on the asses of dogs."

      Hardly. A dog's ass is a dog's ass. It's because people like you are crazy, either in what they see or in explaining them. There is ZERO evolutionary advantage in seeing a face where there is none. In fact, it's likely to get you a Darwin Award in some grotesque yet amusing way.

      "I would encourage you to write your congressmen and representatives to stop this wrong-headed "artistic" solution."

      Yeah, because steel, rebar, and rock embedded horizontally into the remaining rock face is just SO stable and won't destabilize again or affect the surfaces and foundation later.

      Either the rumble was kept completely or mapped prior to the fall. VR it, or keep the viewfinders in place, the latter which I thought was a sensible, logical, and appropriate solution. After all, if you honestly believe it is a natural phenomenon, then it was also natural in what happened, and disturbing what is there in any way is interrupting that fact and ruins the uniqueness and novelty of the original. At the very least, it's an indication of what naturally occurs, and the finite nature of even longstanding, solid materials. How do you know efforts now will screw up some other novel structure there a dozens of millenia from now?

      Regardless, any direct replacement is manmade and a bastardization. Nothing changes that fact; it was not a statue created by man, or destroyed by man, which both apply to the Afghanistan example you used. If you really want people to remember, don't replicate or create an alternative, memorialize it, as in recreate it from the origial rubble ELSEWHERE but nearby. And keep the viewfinders to show where it originally was.

      Anything more, you might as well recreate the whole thing in an upgraded fashion as this architect proposes, because what you're doing is no better than his slightly more advanced manmade structure. You can't replace a natural structure with a manmade one and call it the same.

    7. Re:Man-made is not the problem by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 4, Funny

      Whoosh yourself. :)

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    8. Re:Man-made is not the problem by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Informative

      According to Wikipedia, the planned monument will actually "include five huge stones that, viewed from a raised platform, merge into a form that recreates the profile outline". There's even a website about it, which lends a bit of credibility to that version as it's part of nh.gov.

      That glass thing is just one artist's concept.

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    9. Re:Man-made is not the problem by mlush · · Score: 2, Funny

      Like the mountain in South Dakota that bears an uncanny resemblance to former presidents...

      You wouldn't by any chance be referring to Mount Rushmore, would you?

      No, he's talking about Mount Tushmore, easy mistake to make its not on many tourist maps

    10. Re:Man-made is not the problem by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 2, Funny

      If the Old Man of the Mountain finally fell down, then perhaps he should stay down where he fell.

      Agree completely. Its appeal was that it was natural, not artificial.
      Now, if something is to be built as a replacement tourist attraction in Franconia Crotch^WNotch, let's make it the "Young hottie of the mountain". This would obviously be politically correct, as it's a female replacing a male. It would also be acceptable to most males, provided the hottie is done artistically (i.e. featuring the naughty bits).

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    11. Re:Man-made is not the problem by Late+Adopter · · Score: 1

      One key aspect of the monument was its permanence and impenetratibility.

      Evidenced, of course, by the fact that it fell down. =P

    12. Re:Man-made is not the problem by necro81 · · Score: 1

      Worse still - the outcropping only looked like a face from one angle. If you looked at it from another, it just looked like a rock outcropping. I lived in that area for a couple of years, and the viewing location is right on a highway.

      This guy's design produces a symmetric sculpture that will look like a human face from all viewing angles. So he's not perfectly recreating the formation, but using it as a template for sticking a human-looking pile-of-glass on the side of a minor peak in the White Mountains. Leaving questions of "should he?" aside: why on earth would anyone want to do this?

    13. Re:Man-made is not the problem by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      Holy fuck, that is amazing.

      I don't see the problem with reconstructing something that was natural, so we can tell our kids "see, kids? This is what it looked like!"

      Now making new "old men" on other mountains that never featured such natural scapes- that'd be pushing it. There's nothing wrong with showing what it used to look like!

      That being said, I'm not sure either way will have an effect on the tourism in NH, it seems we just can't keep the MASS-holes out, no matter what. We'll do just fine.

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    14. Re:Man-made is not the problem by Rary · · Score: 1

      Worse still - the outcropping only looked like a face from one angle. If you looked at it from another, it just looked like a rock outcropping.

      I was wondering about that. I couldn't find any pictures of the "face" from anything other than exactly the same angle. Are there any pictures online of the "face" from a different angle?

      Personally, I'd just put up a little panel on the side of the road at what would have been a good spot to view the "face", talking about its history and showing a picture of what was there. Then people can pull over, look at it, go "hmmm, interesting", and get on with their lives.

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    15. Re:Man-made is not the problem by Jon_S · · Score: 1

      If you headed south from the viewing point before it fell, the whole image disappeared within a few hundred yards or so and it just looked like a regulr cliff. It was only the old man from a very specific viewing angle.

    16. Re:Man-made is not the problem by Qubit · · Score: 1

      ...let's make it the "Young hottie of the mountain"

      Ah... I think I get the plan: Putting the Old Man of the Mountain back up ourselves wouldn't be natural, no siree, but if we install a Young Hottie of the Mountain, then the Old Man of the Mountain might *ahem* rise again.

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    17. Re:Man-made is not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Humans have an uncanny knack for finding faces in randomness."

      "The Butt on Mercury! A lesser-known structure than the Face on Mars, but one just as mysterious!" -- Agent Dark Booty ("Invader Zim")

    18. Re:Man-made is not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And not Mt Lushmore?

    19. Re:Man-made is not the problem by mlush · · Score: 1

      And not Mt Lushmore?

      No thats Lush as verdant or inebriated

    20. Re:Man-made is not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The mountain that "bears an uncanny resemblance" was man made. There's no "finding faces in randomness" involved for that one.

      It's called Mt. Rushmore, carved by Gutzon Borglum.

    21. Re:Man-made is not the problem by GWBasic · · Score: 1

      However simply replacing it with a glass structure is not necessarily the right thing to do. One key aspect of the monument was its permanence and impenetratibility.

      You do realize that it was held up with cables and cement for most of the 20th century? If it wasn't held up by the hands of man, it wouldn't have been there for me to see with my own eyes.

      The view of driving by the man is something that can't be reproduced in a mere photograph.

  3. I'd have to say yes by cptnapalm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Replacing a beloved natural monument with a man-made one is sure to bring out emotions. Will a clearer understanding of the design help sway public opinion?"

    Definitely. They will be more accurate with their condemnations.

    1. Re:I'd have to say yes by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1
      p>Exactly.

      I just googled up a map of Franconia Notch State Park, since I haven't visited New Hampshire in 40 years and I wasn't sure how much had changed since I last hiked and skied that area. Not much, as it turns out.

      The arial tramway could take people to the top of Cannon Mtn, and they could then do a half mile steep hike down the trail that comes closest to the Old Man. A new trail or tunnel or something would have to be constructed over the last quarter mile or so, blasting through granite features that were old before our ancestors climbed down from the trees. Of course you'd not be able to move heavy equipment or prefabbed structures by that route, so a very big landing pad for a very big (and loud) helicopter would need to be constructed. That would be necessary anyway, to remove the tourist generated trash, evacuate the visitors who sprain their ankles on the really rough trail, handle fire protection (I mentioned tourists, didn't I?) and deal with all the other support issues.

      Alternatively, a road could be constructed to the new monument. It would have to be several miles of tight switchback turns to climb the mountain, through the cliffs and forests that New Hampshire in its wisdom has protected with the creation of Franconia Notch State Park. Would of course need a parking lot at the top. Maybe underground parking could be blasted out of the hard rock. The debris could be just shoved over the cliff face: it isn't like there are any burger joints or coffee houses under there.

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  4. How should I know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Will a clearer understanding of the design help sway public opinion?"

              How should I know? As TFA says there's not good mockups. Maybe it'd look like an elephant's butt, so a "clearer understanding" will just reinforce people not wanting it. Maybe "clearer understanding" will have people decide it's great.

    1. Re:How should I know? by andrewagill · · Score: 1

      I suppose it would make sense that Treves would make something that looks like an elephant.

  5. |You wouldn't know it was gone... by Bazman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was in New Hampshire as a tourist from England with a friend from San Diego. She knew NH had this Old Man rock formation thing, and so we went to see it. We parked the car, and wandered along the track towards the lake, eyes up on the skyline waiting for this rock formation to appear round the corner from the hillside. But it didn't. It was September 2007. We'd got all the way to the viewpoint before we saw any mention of the fact it had fallen off four years earlier.

    There were quite a few visitors there pointing at the empty space where the Old Man used to be.

    1. Re:|You wouldn't know it was gone... by PhilHibbs · · Score: 2, Funny

      There were quite a few other idiots there pointing at the empty space where the Old Man used to be.

      Fixed.

    2. Re:|You wouldn't know it was gone... by tomz16 · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. It's like the entire state is in denial!

      I was up in NH with family last year. They still advertise the stupid OLD MAN everywhere. It's in all their tourist books, placemats in restaurants, license plates, coins, etc. etc. There is NO mention of the fact that it fell down years ago and no longer exists!

      So we figure that if it's such a HUGE deal, it's probably worth seeing and head to the right area. We walk down a brief trail from the parking lot, past a closed-down gift shop, to a clearing by a lake packed with other tourists. All are looking at the cliff edge, taking pictures, pointing, confused as hell. Only after about 5 minutes of trying to see this "face in the mountain", does my brother notice a crappy teeny tiny little plaque that starts by explaining the natural process of erosion... doh!

    3. Re:|You wouldn't know it was gone... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Step 1 of tourism: Make sure the place you want to visit actually exists.

      I had a similar experience when I went to visit the Stanley Hotel, where The Shining was filmed. Only after arriving and actually entering the hotel, did we realize that it was where The Shining miniseries was filmed, not the iconic film with Jack Nicholson that everybody thinks of, which was filmed on a sound stage in England. Granted, The Stanley was where Stephen King stayed for a night, and was the inspiration for the novel, and did have an interesting history of its own, but it was still somewhat of a disappointment.

    4. Re:|You wouldn't know it was gone... by pyrr · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the state of NH should just close the entire area to the public, under threat of a lengthy stay in a re-education camp, and declare that the face did not, in fact, collapse. There are probably a bunch of people who would need to be "re-educated" regardless, and those who failed the program could either be quietly disposed of, or treated like all those kooks who claim the moon landing was actually performed in a sound stage on Earth. Nobody would believe them anyway! The masses could then rest content that the Old Man is "just fine" and that the government is doing its part to make sure he lasts forever, as a testament to god's favor to the American people.

    5. Re:|You wouldn't know it was gone... by mwigmani · · Score: 1

      At least Timberline Lodge is still around.

  6. If the stone one fell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The old man fell when he was made of stone! Now you want to remake him with glass?!

    Great plan...

  7. Leave the rubble alone by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry for calling it "rubble", but it is. Before you get that wrong, that was exactly what made it special. It was a natural formation that had a remarkable, curious structure. You cannot "remake" that. Should Old Faithful stop spewing, are you going to replace it with a pumping structure? In what way is that special? I could dig a hole right here and install a water pump.

    What made this monument a monument was that it was a natural curiosity. Remaking it cheapens it.

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    1. Re:Leave the rubble alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was rubble to begin with. Not fascinating or interesting in the least other than the way mankind has deified it. Just some shitty old rocks.

    2. Re:Leave the rubble alone by Triv · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What made this monument a monument was that it was a natural curiosity. Remaking it cheapens it.

      Remaking it brings in tourist revenue for a site that was so much a part of the area's character that its profile is on thousands of road signs. NH is a small and curious state; losing the mountain man was akin to filling in the Grand Canyon with a backhoe. Not eulogizing it somehow is unthinkable.

    3. Re:Leave the rubble alone by Another,+completely · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What made this monument a monument was that it was a natural curiosity. Remaking it cheapens it.

      I can understand that it's nothing like a replacement, but is it such a bad alternative? Rebuilding it as a stone reconstruction would really cheapen it (trying to re-create nature misses the point), but at the moment it's just a nice view that gets a number of confused tourists, right? It sounds like as good a place for a large art installation as any. Isn't the only real alternative to just leave it as a nice walking trail that will eventually fall into disuse?

    4. Re:Leave the rubble alone by steeljaw · · Score: 1

      I lived in NH for about 15 years and took many trips to Franconia Notch (which is amazingly beautiful) in my time, and I agree with your statement. What made this thing special was the fact that it occurred in nature. Honestly, it didn't really bother me that much that it fell, but it would probably bother me if they artificially remade it.. Natural wonders are neat in that they occur naturally...

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    5. Re:Leave the rubble alone by Z00L00K · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just be careful with what you do in the area. The view is really nice, as you can see in some images I have from last summer:

      http://www.bedug.com/?q=gallery&g2_itemId=2931

      (Now I'm probably going to get slashdotted! :-P )

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    6. Re:Leave the rubble alone by fyoder · · Score: 1

      You're right about not being able to 'remake' it, but still NH should have their old man of the mountain. Perhaps do a realistic portrait in stone, like Rushmore, except of a generic old male citizen. They could have a contest for Mr. Old Man New Hampshire (no bathing suit category hopefully) and the winner could serve as the model.

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    7. Re:Leave the rubble alone by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm intrigued by the idea of this monument. It seems to turn what was once the landmark of Franconia Notch into a viewing platform to see the valley's natural beauty. And the highway that runs up through it. Er.

      The interesting part is putting it in where the original Old Man used to be, and shaping it to resemble the original rock formation. A homage without trying to rebuild, and that makes sense.

      My main quibble would be the amount of construction needed. How does the architect plan to get the materials and the machines up there and back out without causing a lot of damage to the environment? How would it be supplied with electricity and sewage? And how the heck do visitors get there? Will the current parking area be converted? And finally, is the view by itself worth it?

      I was born in New Hampshire, and so I feel some attachment to the area. If this becomes a monument to the beauty of Franconia Notch without spoiling it, then I am for it. But only if that's the case. We don't need another monument to something that the monument itself paved over.

    8. Re:Leave the rubble alone by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      losing the mountain man was akin to filling in the Grand Canyon with a backhoe

      Not to specifically agree or disagree, but your analogy completely misses Opportunist's point: "filling in the Grand Canyon with a backhoe" would be a deliberate act. This is more like a flood filling the Grand Canyon with mud. (Causing such a flood without simultaneously killing everyone capable of caring is left as an exercise for the reader....)

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    9. Re:Leave the rubble alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree. Just rocks taking their place in a dynamic environment. And now contractors shall be rubbing their hands together.

      I remember what happened to the Dedo de Dios (God's Finger) and what will relatively soon to the Roque del Fraile (Friar's Rock), two of the most remarkable geological symbols of Gran Canaria.

    10. Re:Leave the rubble alone by _ivy_ivy_ · · Score: 1

      Should Old Faithful stop spewing, are you going to replace it with a pumping structure? In what way is that special? I could dig a hole right here and install a water pump.

      This approach hasn't had a negative affect upon the business models of Disney or most Las Vegas resort casinos.

    11. Re:Leave the rubble alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a NH native and I think it would be nice to have a tribute to the old man. Going to the Old man was a boring experience, but it could become something more. I imagine the trail going to it would be improved and if you ever have been to the area the view could not be better. Imagine the view during folliage time.

    12. Re:Leave the rubble alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And to continue the analogy, this architect's solution for a mud-filled Grand Canyon would be to dig it out and build a theme park inside.

    13. Re:Leave the rubble alone by argStyopa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "...losing the mountain man was akin to filling in the Grand Canyon with a backhoe..."

      Um no, you have your metaphor reversed.
      Losing the mountain man would be as if the Grand Canyon somehow naturally filled in, and you DUG IT OUT with a backhoe. Would that be impressive at all? I think not.

      I'm not sure if it comes from our increasingly transitory society and general rootlessness, but there seems to be this juvenile preoccupation with KEEPING THINGS THE SAME.

      Look, the 'balancing rock' tips over, the 'old man of the mountain' sloughs off, the Appalachians wear away. It used to be that people were so busy staying alive and fending off sabretooths that they didn't care about this stuff, it just happened. Now, when we have a basically safe society people want it and the world around it to ossify and STOP changing - witness the efforts to 'fix' various languages the way they are today, or even this obsession with global climate change. Hell, one could even point to the Baby Boomers who keep pillaging our childhoods for movie fodder, desperate to recapture 'then' and bring it to now.

      People: there is no conceivable future that doesn't include change. This pervasive change starts at the personal and extends to the climatological and geological. At some point you have to grow up and accept that it happens, adapt, and move on.

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    14. Re:Leave the rubble alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No offense intended, but the first picture in your gallery has an uncanny resemblance to the Old Goatse in the Mountain...

    15. Re:Leave the rubble alone by necro81 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but all the taciturn yankees in New Hampshire probably just shrugged their shoulders, saying, "well, that's a shame" and moved on with their lives. That's about all the eulogizing it needed.

      New Hampshire Yankees can be pretty fatalistic when the mood hits them, and give Buddhists a run for their money in pointing out the impermanence of things. It's kind of an odd philosophy, considering how otherwise obstinate they can be, and how enduring many of their works have been.

    16. Re:Leave the rubble alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It just sounds like taking an area of natural beauty and sticking something big and clearly artificial in the middle of it.

    17. Re:Leave the rubble alone by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      Nice photos, I've got some too on my stock photography website ( http://www.stockphox.com/ ).

      If anybody's interested, it's a bunch of photos from Franconia Notch, including (actually, featuring) the basin. Very nice area. Here's the gallery:
      http://www.stockphox.com/view.php?collection=6

      If you guys want to download any of the high-quality photos, here's a free coupon code (will work till the end of this month): slashdot

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    18. Re:Leave the rubble alone by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      I vote fountains, and gift shops. I just hate how disconnected from civilization I get when I'm up there. I mean, I already live in NH, I don't need to get away from civilization. I've already got that problem!

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    19. Re:Leave the rubble alone by sunderland56 · · Score: 1

      It was a natural formation

      Unfortunately it hasn't been "natural" for a very long time. Since 1916 it has been held together artificially by various means - otherwise it would have collapsed many years ago.

      I can't think of any other naturally-occuring monuments, so it was unique at one time. It would definately not be unique if they rebuilt it. Widening the crummy 2-lane 40 MPH highway through that area to interstate standards would be a better use of money.

    20. Re:Leave the rubble alone by TJamieson · · Score: 1

      Basin FTW! I spent so much time around that area as a kid; great hiking too.

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    21. Re:Leave the rubble alone by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Personality it's the transience of natural areas like this that makes me like them so much.

      Places like that are such a beautiful representation of time. Your little flicker of life walking past trees that have been there hundreds of years, perched precariously and temporarily on rocks that have been there for thousands of years, but showing such clear signs of erosion and fall that you know that their state, too, is temporary. The whole world we even know about is a blink in the eye of the universe.

      Makes me feel far too much like a hippie to put it into words, but there is a beauty in realizing just how small our world is, both physically and temporally. Just a particular arrangement of atoms that things happen to be in right now.

    22. Re:Leave the rubble alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Losing the mountain man would be as if the Grand Canyon somehow naturally filled in, and you DUG IT OUT with a backhoe. Would that be impressive at all? I think not.

      Actually, using a single backhoe to remove the mass it would take to fill the Grand Canyon could be a pretty impressive feat, depending on the time constraints.

    23. Re:Leave the rubble alone by 5KVGhost · · Score: 1

      People: there is no conceivable future that doesn't include change. This pervasive change starts at the personal and extends to the climatological and geological. At some point you have to grow up and accept that it happens, adapt, and move on.

      Let's review: The Old Man of the Mountain collapsed. I guess there are two ways to approach this.

      1) Folks get together and say, hey, let's build a new, man-made attraction out of entirely different materials. To replace the old one. Which no longer exists. Because, even though we know it won't be the same, the state really could use the tourist revenue.

      or...

      2) Insist that even contemplating a replacement is juvenile, false, and inferior. Enshrine the former existence of the old monument, which no longer exists. Then exhibit your rock-ribbed pragmatism by telling potential tourists to go away, dammit. Because catering to their childish fears and their foolish desire for interesting vacation spots would be living a lie. A dirty, dirty lie.

      My, what shall we do?

      Yep, some people definitely have a sentimental preoccupation with paying homage to the past, one that sometimes prevents them from taking bold, constructive action in the present. I'm not sure it's who you think it is, though.

    24. Re:Leave the rubble alone by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      "1) Folks get together and say, hey, let's build a new, man-made attraction out of entirely different materials. To replace the old one. Which no longer exists. Because, even though we know it won't be the same, the state really could use the tourist revenue."

      Valid point, assuming resources are infinite.

      One could restate it as "Yes, the natural remarkable attraction is gone. So we're going to build something with taxpayer funds that we're going to simply assert that it is somehow interesting, and assume that tourists will find it equally so (insert smoke and mirrors here), in hopes of luring their tourist dollars." No?

      I'm not sure a contrived "point of interest" is necessarily anything special, nor that it will somehow automagically attract all the people (or even a fraction thereof) that would have bothered to come see the original attraction?

      If you're going to sink million$ of taxpayer funds, it would be your DUTY to cost-benefit this VERSUS OTHER USES FOR THOSE FUNDS, including comparing to the utility of leaving them in the taxpayers pocket. I simply don't think that "inventing" a tourist attraction - particularly with the stated goal of mimicking a natural attraction yet without the benefit of actually BEING natural - makes any sense from a pragmatic standpoint.

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  8. Does anyone think it still looks like a face? by religious+freak · · Score: 1

    Of those that looked at the link to wikipedia and the composite before/after photo... doesn't the after photo still look like a face? Kinda trippy.

    Given what the face looks like, I think they should leave it alone and call it old woman of the mountain... the rename would be kind of interesting in a historical context too.

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    1. Re:Does anyone think it still looks like a face? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of those that looked at the link to wikipedia and the composite before/after photo.

      No, no I can't say that it does.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Old_Man_of_the_Mountain_overlay_2.jpg

  9. Photographers VS. Structural Bullshit? by Gerafix · · Score: 1

    I think I speak on behalf of all photographers when I say we would rather keep man-made crap to a minimum in our beautiful photographic world. I'm sure next they'd want to string up power lines and street lights up the mountain to power the blinking LED's on it.

    1. Re:Photographers VS. Structural Bullshit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think i speak on behalf of all people that view photography when i say we're tired of cliche nature bullshit. Start figuring out how to take photos of things with man made objects in it.

    2. Re:Photographers VS. Structural Bullshit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or time the photo to when all the LEDs are blinked off.

  10. Oligitory comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our overbearing egotistical architect overlords

    1. Re:Oligitory comment by SlashWombat · · Score: 1

      Surely, this is just a way for this (unknown to me) artist to become famous of the back of a now defunct natural feature. (Or should I have said "On the face of it"?)

  11. Re:Ironic... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    And your post is a great example of someone who dissmisses science that contradicts their worldview with feable attempts to link it to unrelated events.

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  12. What? by Godman · · Score: 1

    Now that the rock formation is gone, its just another chunk of rock... why not find something equally iconic instead of lamenting the loss of something of vague importance...

    QUICK! We have to shellac the grand canyon so it doesn't eventually decay into something not so awesome...

    Time will make dust of us all anyway. I'm hearing wonderful things about photography these days.

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  13. Change happens by lxs · · Score: 1

    Deal with it.

    Why does everything have to have a monument these days? And isn't a giant artificial rock formation the antithesis of what was there originally? This reminds me of the attitude of people who have their deceased pets stuffed, or those women walking around with fake babies.

  14. Oh dear... Award-winning architect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Award-winning architect", "...proposing a monument to replace it."

    Let me translate that: some bloke wants to build a monument to his own ego, and has seen an opportunity to do just that. Of course he has to indulge in a bit of sophistry to achieve his end, but if he told the truth nobody would buy it.

    God save the world from award winning architects. They have nothing but their own ego motivating them. What you or I want is insignificant in the unreal world they live in.

  15. architects are like doorknob polishers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The structural engineers, surveyors and craftsmen come in to construct a doorknob that works, that's safe, and that lasts. The architect is responsible for waltzing in and going hurrr let's make the doorknob square, producing some fashionable trend that is considered beautiful for about 5 years, uninspiring for 10, and then a horrible concrete monstrosity that needs demolishing for the two decades until its final overdue destruction.

    I've never been in a beautiful building that wasn't at least a century old. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with designers today, but brushed metal and glass are raw materials, not necessary and final solutions for a complete design. The world is not a fucking Mac desktop.

  16. Taking Craps on Beautiful Places by WankersRevenge · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Franconia Notch has been my favorite hiking spot for years. From climbing up to Lonesome Lake to walking down the Flume, I think it is the one place in all of New Hampshire to stand up to the grandeur of places such as Yosemite. Climbing up along the ridge on top of Mount Lafayette is an amazing experience. One of the trails winds up along thirty foot waterfalls. At the top and on clear days, you can see the small black plume of smoke from a railroad car making its way up Mount Washington. The cliffs on Canon Mountain are just breathtaking as you drive by and look up at them.

    The old man was just one natural attraction in a place full of them. The big problem with replacing it is that it would be like spray painting over a Da Vinci. Glass or otherwise. The old man was an amazing natural formation, but it is gone. I hope that they don't a dump over a truly beautiful place just so people can relive the past. I thought that was what pictures were for.

    1. Re:Taking Craps on Beautiful Places by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen. Amen. Amen.

      People drive up 93 to look at a "face" on Cannon Mountain, or to look at where a "face" used to be on Cannon Mountain. Hopefully a few of them look around once they get there and see that the whole of the place is unique, and that the old man falling was part of a natural process that has been going on since some time between when the African plate retreated across the Atlantic Ocean and before the glaciers retreated.

      When I moved to NH (and finally figured out what that odd shape was on my license plate) I first saw the old man and thought... wtf? The whole of the the cliff of Cannon Mountain is incredible, and the old man was less than 100 feet of the entirety. When I heard it was held up by shoestrings and bubblegum, I was even more disappointed, though I admired the tenacity of the old Yankees, who grew up with the formation, wanting to preserve something of the past when entertaining oneself was simple: you made your own dolls and toys, you made your own music, you looked at the world around you and saw wonder. No need for Survivor or The Apprentice.

      Sure, I understand how those who grew up seeing the old man every summer would miss that part of their personal history, but most of the born yankees I've talked to have moved on, and would rather go for a hike in the woods than look at a monument to something that is memorialized already in the cliffs of Cannon Mountain.

      When I heard on the radio that the old man fell down, it was a relief. We'd just invaded Iraq. It was post-9/11 and the whole world had gone from being in solidarity with us to despising the US more than ever. But to me, the old man finally let go-- witnessed by close friends and family, a few climbers and hikers that heard it in the middle of the night-- those most deserving to be in attendance.

      I breathed a deep, cleansing breath. Whatever had been jammed in the great cog of the universe shifted, and time started forward again.

       

  17. They should make it useful by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    While they're doing it they should dump some nuclear waste behind it. You might as well get something useful if you are going to start a major construction project in unspoilt wilderness.

  18. Re:Glad the old bastard fell apart by A12m0v · · Score: 1

    The Godwin family brought a civil war to Falena! I'm glad it is finally over!

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  19. Stop your sobbing by Jonas+Buyl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The mountain died. Get over it.

  20. Tree of Ténéré by mangu · · Score: 1

    In Africa there once stood what was considered the loneliest tree in the world. People respected it and no one dared to damage it. Until a truck crashed into it and broke it.

    The original Tree of Ténéré was replaced by a sculpture made of discarded metal parts, made by an anonymous artist. Perhaps that was much better than a planned monument.

    1. Re:Tree of Ténéré by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drunk or not, how crappy of a driver do you have to be to crash into the only tree within 200 km?!

    2. Re:Tree of Ténéré by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drunk or not, how crappy of a driver do you have to be to crash into the only tree within 200 km?!

      Since nobody knows who did it, how do they know he was drunk?

      Maybe he did it on purpose. He probably was a muslim, perhaps he felt offended by what he perceived as an idol.

  21. Set from the next Austin Powers? by Shivetya · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because all I get from this obnoxious idea is some evil villains lair.

    Honestly, does the guy not get it, that the original feature was created by nature is what made it special. Otherwise it would have been just another rock outcropping.

    The only thing missing from his idea is the ability to sprout legs and arms and go marauding across the countryside.

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  22. Cannon Mt. by tedgyz · · Score: 1

    As a lifelong resident of NH I have already gone through the 5 stages of grieving over the loss of our state's icon. Now they want to create a zombie-like replacement? No thank you.

    Besides, the best part of that mountain is the skiing on the other side: Cannon Mt.

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  23. Perfect Opportunity for Improvements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While they're looking to make a replacement Old Man out of glass and steel, why not install hydraulics and a loudspeaker system so the jaw can open and bellow out a resounding "WASSUUUUUP?" across the landscape?

    True story, back when I was working on a website for an un-named organization in the area (some Bureau dedicated to helping Businesses be Better) one of the people at the client had, as a joke, written a note requesting we put together some sort of animation to make the pic of the Old Man say "Wassup?" on mouseover.

  24. I've got Super 8 footage available by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From our 1962 holiday to New Hampshire, complete with my father's thumb over the lens half the time and enough jerky camera motion to make a seasoned mariner nauseous. And there's a few frames of me feeding a deer next to the old dude in the mountain.

    This is a one time offer. Contact me at my gmail account for payment details.

  25. One Word Answers by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    Hubris
    Bastardization
    Self-aggrandizement

    How pathetically egocentric to think an artificial structure could replace a natural one.

    While we're at it, let's slap a dome over the crater on Mount St. Helens and build a theme park under it. It can have 57 rides -- each named for one of the people killed when it blew up.

    By the way, the comparison with Mt. Rushmore is misplaced. Those guys would probably have approved of the construction, particularly in regards with its location. The real travesty is carving up another mountain on sacred Lakota land to look like a famous Lakota warrior who died trying to keep out the invaders who wanted to dig holes all over the sacred land, and claiming that this earth moving project somehow "honored" him.

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  26. Hey, nowwwww... by Slartibartfast · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As an NH resident, well... wrong, sir, you're wrong!

    That being said, while I do care about this -- even deeply (and probably in the "Nay" camp), I can't, for the life of me, figure out why it's on Slashdot.

    1. Re:Hey, nowwwww... by Chabo · · Score: 1

      My mom was at church the day after the Old Man fell. She heard one of the older ladies in the town utter the following phrase:

      "It's like nine-eleven all over again..."

      [/facepalm]

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  27. Better ways to spend money. by eiMichael · · Score: 1

    With as much pain as we're supposed to be in this economy, isn't there something better to spend this money on? I understand private individuals may spend their money however they damn well please, but setting up some "Old Man of the Mountain" scholarship just seems more appropriate.

  28. Lifelong NH resident says.... by professorguy · · Score: 1

    Not only did I grow up in Northern NH, I still live within a few minutes of Franconia Notch. I even graduated from Profile High School, the closest school to the Old Man and named after him.

    What most people don't realize is that the Old Man only looked like a profile of a face from the north. From the south or from straight-on, no face was apparent. The rocks didn't form a face at all--they just happen to look like a profile when viewed from the side. That made it quite magical: if you stared at the cliff as you travelled north, it would look like nothing but random rocks until you got to the "viewing area." In that few hundred feet, suddenly a face would pop out of nowhere!

    This glass monstrosity would reveal itself from 7 miles south. That's just not right.

    Pass.

  29. An Easy fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm, Mitt Romney is moving to New Hampshire- Maybe it's to replace the Old Man.....

    1. Re:An Easy fix by hagardtroll · · Score: 1

      The old Mass-Hole of the mountain.

  30. Mountain Misnomer by happy_place · · Score: 3, Funny

    I always think it's funny when anyone mentions "Mountains" in any state east of Colorado. Buwahahaha.

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    1. Re:Mountain Misnomer by mwarps · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's funny is that most NH mountains are more prominent than anything in Colorado. Colorado is on a massive elevated plain, and what counts for "mountains" are dinky hills, which we have plenty of here in the Granite state, as well.

    2. Re:Mountain Misnomer by junkfish · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Appalachian are a lot older than those spry rockies mid continent. I believe they surpassed the heights of the rockies before the glacier took them out. They were mountains while the rockies were foothills.

    3. Re:Mountain Misnomer by potat0man · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Being a New Hampshire hiker that hurts.

      Reminds me though of my Colorado friend who was bragging to me about how he hiked two 12,000 ft mountains in one day.

      Me: "Wow, what elevation did you start at?"

      Colorado Friend: "10,800"

      Me: Blank Stare

      Give me a break, in New Hampshire we have to climb 1,200 feet to get to the foot of the mountain.

      Scaling a mountain in Colorado's only impressive if you start in Nebraska.

    4. Re:Mountain Misnomer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering that Mt Washington, about 20 miles over, pretty much officially has the worst weather in the world, I'll just smirk at your laughter...

      http://www.mountwashington.org/

  31. Take a look at the cliff face.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's cracked and fragmented. The whole cliff is weathering away quite quickly. And the cracks go deep.

    What is the point of balancing a 'statue' on this foundation? It will be gone in less than 100 years. Anyone who thinks they can 'recreate' this shape for any length of time are just kidding themselves. But, hey, that's what we Americans do - we haven't got any concept of historical time....

  32. Cannon is rotten by jnik · · Score: 1

    The additional drawings don't address the biggest problem: Cannon is one rotten mountain. It's regularly crumbling apart in pieces large and small. (Sort of the reason the Old Man fell in the first place.) I can't envision trying to build a system of tunnels in crumbly rock and then hanging a walkway out in front. Then there's the question of what happens when a boulder from above hits all that glass.

  33. I've got an idea by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    How about they build a giant monument to the concept of Pareidolia and the public fascination with seeing old men in rock formations, Elvis in potato chips, and the Virgin Mary in highway overpass stains?

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  34. I thought they already had a replacement design? by ischorr · · Score: 1

    I thought they already had a planned replacement? I remember there being design contests, etc.

    http://www.oldmanofthemountainlegacyfund.org/

  35. Old Man of the Mountain by pleappleappleap · · Score: 1

    Now that it's fallen, can they finish I-93?

  36. Disagree by dachshund · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The old man was just one natural attraction in a place full of them.

    And I think most people would agree with that, after they made the trip. At the end of the day, the Old Man was just a lump of rock. It may have been the ostensible destination that pulled people out of their apartments to take a trip to the country, but I'll bet most of them were more impressed by the journey than by its resolution. And that journey could include all of those things you mention.

    It would be a shame if people just stayed home, thinking "oh, there's nothing there to see anymore".

  37. It's gone, ok? by stuntpope · · Score: 1

    I think it's a silly idea.

    On my only trip through New England, I stopped at Franconia Notch park and my wife and I peered through the fog and mist to spot the Old Man. Finally we saw him, after lots of "is that it? I don't know. Over there... that's it!"

    I cannot imagine tourists doing the same to spot a sculpture or some monument put there to commemorate the Old Man.

    If the natural arches in Arches National Park in Utah fell over one day, would we want to reconstruct them? I'd say no. Nothing lasts forever. Preserve and protect, sure. But recreate?

  38. Old NH hiker with mixed feelings by enbody · · Score: 1

    I grew up in NH and spent my youth hiking and camping in the White Mountains. I like the proposed glass "old man". It is a nice memorial to the fallen face, and both the viewing platform and the internal water fall are clever ideas. If you have to hike to get in it, I would be in favor of it. However, if a road is going to be built to it, I'm not in favor. That part of the plan is not specified in the linked article, but presumably it would be car accessible. A lot of back-country territory would be spoiled to make that spot car accessible and that would be a shame. I now qualify for some senior-citizen discounts but would rather struggle up the slope than drive, and it won't be too long before I won't even be able to do that.

  39. Fragile artificiality â rugged authenticity by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    The reason why we're fascinated by the Old Man of the Mountains is because it was shaped by nature, because it was authentic, and because it looked rugged and eternal

    It's pointless and unsatisfying to replace it with something shaped by an architect, that's fake, and looks and temporary. What does that symbolize? New Hampshire, the fake imitation state?

    It would be far better to acknowledge the artificiality and create a realistic face or faces... as was done on Mount Rushmore. Perhaps instead of carving the stone, it could be a clever trompe l'oeil painting, that would look solid and three-dimensional when viewed from the scenic pullout on I-93.

    Who would be honored? Nathaniel Hawthorne, who wrote "The Great Stone Face?" Ed Sullivan, often called "The Great Stone Face?" Augustus St.-Gaudens, who created so many sculptures himself?

  40. simpler solution by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    Put a drivein movie screen where it used to be, then project a picture of the image of the Old Man onto it, et voila! C'est magnifique! C'est tres jolie!

  41. "Proposal"??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was submitted to an architecture design contest. It was NOT submitted to any agency with the authority to build it. Notably, there is already a plan well under way to build a monument in the bottom of the Notch, at the existing parking lot for "Old Man viewing". (It's a rather good design, I think - just like the original Old Man, the new monument won't look like anything until you look at it from just the right angle.)

    So no matter how stupid this idea is, arguing about it on the Internet is even more of a waste of time than usual. This "proposal" is going nowhere.

  42. Memories of The Old Man by saintory · · Score: 1

    I'm from NH and I can tell you that my fondest memories of my grandfather are traveling into the White Mountains and partaking of all the views, the most spectacular of which was The Old Man of the Mountain. Just staring up at the rocks while my grandfather drove I-93 and watching as they changed from rocks to a discernible profile remains a very good memory. It's sad that no new kids will experience this again.

    As for replacing it, I disagree with anything that has to do with replacing on the mountain face The Old Man; I don't think it's worth the resources. IMO the best idea is to take the pieces that fell and construct a scale model with similar attributes and set it next to the lake below where the original stood.

  43. When a boulder smashes the new one... by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    "Then there's the question of what happens when a boulder from above hits all that glass."

    When a boulder smashes the glass Old Man of the Mountains, it will provide a great opportunity for some egotistical architect to propose a new structure that would echo the look of the glass structure, perhaps in dried bear droppings covered in shiny plastic shrinkwrap.

    1. Re:When a boulder smashes the new one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The odds of a boulder smashing the new one depend on the odds of a boulder flying upward from the talus pile at the bottom of the cliff.

      OK, there's a bit of a slope above the cliff, but it's basically stable, not particularly steep, and covered with trees, so not much is going to tear loose.

      On the other hand, the area where the Old Man used to be is still pretty fractured - I sure wouldn't want to be the one digging tunnels up there.

  44. Additional Info by Holdstrong · · Score: 1

    What may not be obvious, and I do not point this out in my article, is that this design is not under serious consideration at the moment. To the best of my knowledge, no one from the state or the Old Man of the Mountain Legacy Fund has talked seriously with the Architect about his design... despite it winning 2 awards (one from a New Jersey architectural association, and one in New Hampshire) for best "unbuilt project". This lack of consideration, in and of itself, is a bit of an interesting story that I would love to explore if I had more time. Apparently a state senator also proposed a statue-esque replica (in copper, I believe) soon after the collapse and was similarly Tar and Feathered for his idea.

    Further adding to the story is the fact that, again to my knowledge, there has been no economic study done to determine the impact (if any) the demise of this attraction and state symbol has had.

    Anyway, the design that IS being considered, and I think may already have some funding, is a monument at the base of the mountain that involves several monoliths that when viewed at the right angle approximate the original Old Man. You can get more info at their site here: Old Man of the Mountain Legacy Fund

    I'm honestly not sure how I personally feel about any of these ideas. I do sympathize with the local businesses who claim they are hurting in the wake of its collapse. Doing something to bring visitor dollars back isn't such a bad thing is it? And the geek in me can't help but get excited when I see plans for a project like the glass sculpture - I see that as much more Statue of Liberty-ish and Mt. Rushmore-ish in scope than that of just a statue or replica. It is cool, if you ask me. And I also do not buy into the "this was natural and so you can't replace it with something man made" argument all that much. As some have pointed out, the 'natural' Old Man was being held together by cables and epoxy for some time now.

    But still, the outdoorsman and naturalist in me has hard time budging from my original conclusion about this area... It might just be time to move on. Fascinating issue regardless.

  45. Have to take the tram by professorguy · · Score: 1

    If you want to access the ridge trail (which goes over the Old Man's forehead), you have to take the Aerial Tram up. You park at the base lodge and jump on the lift. It takes about 15 minutes and is as scary as anything you'll do today (maximum distance to ground is a couple hundred feet).

    1. Re:Have to take the tram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you can just frikkin' walk. Take the Kinsman Ridge trail from near the tram, and at the overlook start walking downhill - bear a little left along the top of the cliff. You can't miss it.

      There are also some fairly easy rock-climging routes straight up the cliff :)

  46. right. old man wasn't free anymore by r00t · · Score: 1

    All those people moving up from Massachusetts took away the freedom. They liked NH because it was free for them, but all wanted laws to oppress the things they didn't care about. End result, it's not free anymore.

    So the old man jumps off his cliff. He'd had enough.

  47. Re:I thought they already had a replacement design by achbed · · Score: 1

    Amen. This coming from a recent transplant to the area (yes, i look out from work and see Cannon every day), I much prefer the one mentioned at the Legacy Fund. No glass monstrosities visible from all angles, probably glowing at night (safety ya know!) at the top of the mountain for me please. Keep my view of nature undisturbed - even if it does cost a few tourism dollars.

  48. Hiking in New Hamster by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    Give me a break, in New Hampshire we have to climb 1,200 feet to get to the foot of the mountain.

    Well, if you think that's impressive wait till you hear this:

    My car climbed Mount Washington.

    How about them apples?

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  49. It was not worth noting anyway by Autonomous+Crowhard · · Score: 1

    Flamebait me if you must, but I'm a NH resident and the Old Man has always confused the life out of me. It was a 30 foot tall item on a 1200 peak. Tiny. It was like holding a quarter at arm's length. But you go around this state and you'd think it was the fraggin' Grand Canyon or something. And now I get to see money and time wasted trying to resurrect this pathetic icon? Wonderful.

  50. I miss the Old Man. A lot. by Slartibartfast · · Score: 1

    But, somehow, putting it on the level of 3K+ innocents' lives seems -- call me crazy! -- perhaps a wee bit over the top. For the sake of my sanity, I'll just assume she was succumbing to Alzheimer's.

    As for me, I was on a cruise. And it was actually the lead story on the in-house cable. Surprised, I was.

  51. Serious Fail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an idea, this is serious fail, one for failing to understand that the Old Man was a Silhouette, second, if you want to look down the notch, you don't need to build a multi-million dollar greenhouse, but a $100 fence at the top of the cliff..

    Also check out the accesbility issues sometime, the site is a good mile or so from the top of the Cannon cable car, and any other way up is a stone cold bitch of a climb (done it twice, it was more fun in the snow than the rain)

    http://maps.google.com/maps?q=franconia+notch&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF8&hl=en&near=&f=l&split=1&ll=44.16115,-71.688323&spn=0.013331,0.042014&t=h&z=15

    check out the -real- memorial sometime

    http://www.oldmanofthemountainlegacyfund.org/