Host 1: [Camera zooms in on the two hosts] Welcome back to Money Quest. [Kyle looks at the show] In just over two weeks, young financial genius Eric Cartman [his picture appears on the screen behind the hosts] has managed to turn a theme park that was seeing less than a hundred attendees a day into a thriving park with attendance in the thousands.
Host 2: And the way he did it is with the brilliant "You Can't Come" technique. For the first several days, the young businessman saturated the market with the claim that nobody could get into his park. It made the public crazy. So then, weeks later, when he opened the doors, they were lining up around the block. Simply amazing.
Host 1: Well, ahah I thnk we should point out that this technique is already being applied by businesses all over the country.
[At a restaurant where all the tables are empty and everyone is waiting in line...]
Waitress: I'm sorry, we're no longer taking reservations. Nobody can eat here. You'll have to leave now.
[At the Bijou, where everyone is waiting outside....]
Clerk: No, I'm sorry. You can't see this movie. Nobody can see this movie. I can't even go in.
[At Gracy's clothing store, a sales associates barks orders...]
Associate: [the shoppers rush out of there] Out! Nobody is allowed into Gracy's anymore! Get out of here! [kicks the last shopper out]
[Back to Money Quest...]
Host 1: Amazing. Eric Cartman is surely the financial genius of our time.
[Back to Kyle's room at Hell's Pass Hospital...]
Kyle: Oh. Oohh.Ohuhughughhh. [passes out. A flatline appears on the heart monitor]
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Stephen Colbert patents "truthiness".
Yeah it rhymes, big whoop wanna fight about it?
Worst...summer movies...ever.
vernjake, could you provide a link with prices? The only page I can find with prices is http://www.maxstream.net/products/order-developmen t-kit.php and all of the products are over $100. Please clarify.
Do these modules really "cost less than $100?"
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Digging around the MaxStream.net site lead me to this page:
http://www.maxstream.net/products/order-developme
It looks like the lowest costing kit is $149. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
Also, if anyone wants to know where they can purchase a Zigbee transceiver module for $79.95, you can buy them here:
http://www.mouser.com/index.cfm?handler=displaypr
I just purchased a pair of these for a senior design project I'm working on.