Rule 1. Don't Piss Off The Big Cat.
Rule 2. The Big Cat Dosen't Care If You Have A Gun.
Rule 3. Do You Really Think You Can Pull The Trigger While You're Crapping In Your Pants?
My rule in the office is Only The Decision Maker Will Appear In The "TO:"
The sender will "CC:" themself, and all other recipients will be in the "BCC:"
When I was young, I had a lemonaide stand. I sold everybody two glasses. The first glass for $.50 and the second glass for $5.00. The second glass contained the antidote.
I can imagine M$ selling an Office Add-On that will be able to recognize "any" file format and translate said file to the format used current version of the M$ program that does "the same thing".
Quattro files converted to Money, Visicalc and Multiplan to Excel, Wordstar and PFS:Write to Word, Q&A to Access, and Autocad to Paint. If you don't already have the M$ program, it will still convert the file for you, delete the original, and print you a $5.00 coupon for the purchase of the previous version of the program.
Sure, everyone will be happy, and in Soviet Russia, programs will run you.
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Rule 1. Don't Piss Off The Big Cat.
Rule 2. The Big Cat Dosen't Care If You Have A Gun.
Rule 3. Do You Really Think You Can Pull The Trigger While You're Crapping In Your Pants?
My rule in the office is Only The Decision Maker Will Appear In The "TO:"
The sender will "CC:" themself, and all other recipients will be in the "BCC:"
Stack them up on top of each other, perhaps they will collapse under their own weight and create a black hole. Now that's always fun at parties.
When I was young, I had a lemonaide stand. I sold everybody two glasses. The first glass for $.50 and the second glass for $5.00.
The second glass contained the antidote.
I can imagine M$ selling an Office Add-On that will be able to recognize "any" file format and translate said file to the format used current version of the M$ program that does "the same thing".
Quattro files converted to Money, Visicalc and Multiplan to Excel, Wordstar and PFS:Write to Word, Q&A to Access, and Autocad to Paint. If you don't already have the M$ program, it will still convert the file for you, delete the original, and print you a $5.00 coupon for the purchase of the previous version of the program.
Sure, everyone will be happy, and in Soviet Russia, programs will run you.