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Corporate Email Etiquette - Dead or Alive?

mbravo writes "I work in a largish company, heavily into IT, and in a complex and quickly changing market. Employees are predominantly in the 30 or younger age-bracket, and as you might expect we rely on a lot of internal e-mail. Despite that, lately I'm finding myself increasingly frustrated by a complete lack of e-mail etiquette in the company. A typical thread might look like a hundred-message-long chain of one-line replies, with full quoting and hundreds of recipients in the 'To:' field. It feels like it is happening more and more often. I don't seem to be seeing much success in explaining to my co-workers what the problem is here. How do you deal with this at your place of business, and does your company care? Does the company take any policing or educating measures?"

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  1. With gmail by Bombula · · Score: 4, Interesting
    How do you deal with this at your place of business

    With Gmail. It's intelligent filters screen out the quoted text, and by displaying email as threads (aka conversations) instead of just chronologically it makes dealing with a large volume of correspondence much easier. It's not perfect, but it's a damn sight better than any other email system I've used.

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    1. Re:With gmail by gnick · · Score: 3, Informative

      That would be nice, but is prohibitive for many companies. My company, for example, does not allow e-mail outside the firewall unencrypted. On this side, we have Lotus Notes which approaches zero usability as e-mail etiquette drops. We have periodic training for users mostly scheduled by how ugly things have gotten. Some employees, of course, never learn when it is or is not appropriate to use the "Reply to All" button, but there's no action taken on the corporate scale. The only way to handle it is to send them to /dev/null and force them to pick up a phone to follow up on anything that was actually important.

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    2. Re:With gmail by gnick · · Score: 1

      ... does not allow internal or stored e-mail outside the firewall unencrypted ...

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    3. Re:With gmail by MDHowle · · Score: 1

      Gmail might be nice, but for corporate conversations, I don't think it's very secure. The idea of conversations being stored on a server we can't maintain especially among IT, which often including user names and occasional password, makes me uneasy. One weak Gmail password and access to more passwords can be revealed. Same with GoogleTalk logging since it's all integrated.

      And how can you destroy evidence you don't have access to? ;)

    4. Re:With gmail by orclevegam · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sometimes I wish the reply all button had a molly-guard on it. Or at least add a dialog box on it that says something like "Using this constitutes spamming, does your message really need to be spammed to everyone in the From and CC field of this e-mail?".

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    5. Re:With gmail by edmicman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So where's the "Gmail" style conversations in standard desktop clients? I use Thunderbird at work, alongside some users with Outlook. I've got threading turned on for Thunderbird but compared to Gmail's implementation it, in a word, sucks.

    6. Re:With gmail by gullevek · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I wished there would be a way to turn it into threading like Mail.app has. This is much better fore folders like the INBOX, to follow a thread, else in Thunderbird its then buried somewhere down below so you will never wind it again.

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    7. Re:With gmail by Firehed · · Score: 1

      In my experience, Mail.app's threading doesn't work much better. Desktop apps really need to behave more like Gmail if you ask me - tagging and archiving, and being able to do really fast searches on that metadata. I'd say labels is a slightly imperfect approach if only because the equivalent of Mail's smart folders or saved searches just isn't implemented as well in Gmail. Ironic for a search company I know, but that's life.

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    8. Re:With gmail by value_added · · Score: 2, Informative

      With Gmail ... and by displaying email as threads (aka conversations) instead of just chronologically it makes dealing with a large volume of correspondence much easier.

      That's a feature that most of have always taken for granted. Long-time Windows users, on the other hand, will no doubt consider such a feature as novel, given that historically, Outlook and Outlook express were incapable of such an ordinary function, and their users had probably never seen a threaded message list of email or newsgroup postings.

      Maybe some current Outlook users or Exchange admins can chime in here, but it appears that Microsoft has, instead of making use of the `Message-Id` field, introduced a `Thread-Index` field (populated with an absurdly long number) to make up for things. It would be funny if it wasn't so absurd.

      Either way, it seems many folks remain unaware of the concept of threading. I can't fathom how they slog through their email, but it's a common enough occurence on email lists to see people send a new message on a new topic by hitting their Reply button instead of bothering to type an email address. Unknown to them, the new message with its new subject line gets buried in an unrelated thread.

      As a side note, the more recent versions of mutt can "break" or "join" threads. A welcome feature to add to all the other features to compensate for people using borked email clients, misconfigured servers, or a reliance on a poorly-written web applications to send their emails to the world.

    9. Re:With gmail by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1

      With Gmail. It's intelligent filters screen out the quoted text, and by displaying email as threads (aka conversations) instead of just chronologically it makes dealing with a large volume of correspondence much easier. It's not perfect, but it's a damn sight better than any other email system I've used.

      Worth noting that this feature is not limited to Gmail as Microsoft Outlook has had it for years. Not the intelligent filtering out of the quoted text mind you (anyone know of a free plugin that will do this?), but it does do threads reasonably well.

      The only problem comes when someone attempts to start a new thread by doing a "reply all" and then wiping clean the message and subject line - in cases such as these Outlook still thinks that its part of the same conversation. Not so much a fault of Outlook though, but some built-in "intelligence" would be nice in the next version.

      View -> Arrange by -> Conversation

      I use it all the time.

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    10. Re:With gmail by STrinity · · Score: 1

      With Gmail. It's intelligent filters screen out the quoted text,
      So if you can't see the bloat, it doesn't matter? Thanks Google! You've done for email what Microsoft did for software!

      and by displaying email as threads (aka conversations) instead of just chronologically it makes dealing with a large volume of correspondence much easier.
      Wow, just like Netscape 2! Gmail is really on the cutting edge.
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    11. Re:With gmail by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

      Gmail has a particular annoyance that bugs me. When I send a message to a mail list that I'm on, Gmail won't show the message as received back from the mail list until someones else replies to it.

    12. Re:With gmail by timftbf · · Score: 1

      At least it *has* threading. This is another reason, I think, for the Outlook 'quote everything' mentality - there is no threading. How is this even possible? I know for a fact I was using threaded email readers on Unix 15 years ago, I've just checked and elm pre-dates that by another 5 years. That's normally within Microsoft's time-frame to steal important features from other software...

      (Before someone gets smart, 'Group by Conversation', or whatever the damn thing is called, is *not* threading. It doesn't follow References / In-Reply-To headers, and it chomps screen space something awful by turning every single-email 'thread' in a mailbox into a multi-line 'group'.)

      In response to a later reply, I'd love to have a look at Mail.app threads compared to Thunderbird. A lot of its features seem quite nice on paper, but it's so mouse-heavy for navigation that it's completely unusuable for me.

    13. Re:With gmail by Kaukomieli · · Score: 1

      With Gmail. It's intelligent filters screen out the quoted text, and by displaying email as threads (aka conversations) instead of just chronologically it makes dealing with a large volume of correspondence much easier. It's not perfect, but it's a damn sight better than any other email system I've used.

      You don't happen to be working for mediadefender?

    14. Re:With gmail by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      No, if anything gmail contributes to the problem by masking it.

    15. Re:With gmail by edmicman · · Score: 1

      As an additional thought, is this even something that could be done via an extension? I know some people *hate* the Gmail conversations, but I think they are great at keeping track of things. Even with Thunderbird's "threading" enabled, new messages don't necessarily show up at the top of the list until the box is refreshed (IMAP here); usually a new message is just buried further down the thread. :-/

    16. Re:With gmail by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I wish the reply all button had a molly-guard on it. Or at least add a dialog box on it that says something like "Using this constitutes spamming, does your message really need to be spammed to everyone in the From and CC field of this e-mail?".

      No, this isn't a technological problem, and technology won't solve it.

    17. Re:With gmail by bestinshow · · Score: 1

      "View -> Arrange by -> Conversation"

      They're rather one-sided conversations.

      Are you telling me Outlook doesn't even have the intelligence to offer a feature, yet not include your replies from your Sent Items folder into the threaded view so you can view it *AS A FREAKING CONVERSATION*?

      GMail somehow offers a better user interface within a web browser than most, if not all, email clients that are popular today. Yet so far none of the clients has even deigned to take a hint from that. I bet some of the developers read slashdot too. Yet will any email client get any usability enhancements, or will it stay as a basic list view of the backing email database, perhaps with simplistic threading?

      Let's guess shall we?

    18. Re:With gmail by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      No, this isn't a technological problem, and technology won't solve it.

      Technology can be used to solve social problems as well. In this case it's often caused by people using reply all out of habit, and simply not taking the time to consider the implications. If they had a warning dialog when they used it, they might stop to think about it first. No you can't prevent it outright using technology, but you can alter peoples behavior and perceptions which ultimately can prevent it.
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    19. Re:With gmail by sholdowa · · Score: 1

      So you're going to run gmail internally, and your own mail server externally, or everything off gmail? One's a nightmare to administer, the other doesn't really look that professional!

    20. Re:With gmail by DansnBear · · Score: 1

      Google Apps for your domain. . . https://www.google.com/a/ what looks so unprofessional about that?

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    21. Re:With gmail by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Technology can be used to solve social problems as well.

      No it can't. Anyone who thinks otherwise is naive.

      In this case it's often caused by people using reply all out of habit, and simply not taking the time to consider the implications. If they had a warning dialog when they used it, they might stop to think about it first.

      Users don't read. They would hit reply-all, then click through the dialog and bitch about it later.

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    22. Re:With gmail by Tuna_Shooter · · Score: 1

      Call me old school... If i didn't know any better i'd (which i don't) say this was an engineering fishing expedition on how to better design how we handle the 300+ emails (i get) internally.... everyday just do what i do..... (now for the funny part) I delete everything..... If it's important they will walk down the hall and have a face to face.... If not fuck'em

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    23. Re:With gmail by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Long-time Windows users, on the other hand, will no doubt consider such a feature as novel, given that historically, Outlook and Outlook express were incapable of such an ordinary function, and their users had probably never seen a threaded message list of email or newsgroup postings.

      Outlook has threading now, it just doesn't work properly. I'll be reading something in the preview pane and outlook decides to randomly select some additional messages.

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    24. Re:With gmail by tecie · · Score: 1

      People would just start clicking the OK button every time. Think about how often most end users read the EULA, or notice a change to the welcome message/MOTD. However, putting the reply-to-all button in an inconvenient place (like under 6 submenus) might help.

    25. Re:With gmail by operagost · · Score: 1

      This is incorrect. You can sort by conversation in Outlook for threads.

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    26. Re:With gmail by jandrese · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Could that be because Outlook sucks? I hate participating on internet mailing lists with my company client (but I have to in order to stay current) because it's a lot of work to not topquote with Outlook, not to mention how much slower it is than our old mail system (some IMAP thing we ran Netscape's mail client on).

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    27. Re:With gmail by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      My company, for example, does not allow e-mail outside the firewall unencrypted.

      Cripes how do you make that work? I can imagine a good IT organisation setting up PGP on every email client but how would you do that for every organisation you communicate with?

    28. Re:With gmail by KrazeeEyezKilla · · Score: 1

      Is this a joke? What company in their right mind would use gmail for sensitive company information and internal emails?

    29. Re:With gmail by elhedran · · Score: 1

      Technology can be used to solve social problems as well.

      No it can't. Anyone who thinks otherwise is naive.


      Um, really? Thats a rather blanket statement. I'm sure technology can solve some social problems. I'm suspect secure doors help reduce crime. Its possible breath-tests help reduce drink driving.

      In this case though, technology does solve some of the problems to do with bad email usage.

      If you email box is flooded by people who reply all, simply have a folder that only includes messages sent to you and you alone. or even for when you are in the 'to' field but not the cc's. You now have every message where people replied to you rather than just replied.

      Got people not cleaning up their messages? block quoting done by mail clients is recognizable. It could easily be made to collapse.

      Running out of harddrive space due to the two above? How are bigger hard-drives not technology solutions?

      I can't speak for crime or bad driving. But I know for a fact that good use of technology has solved the issue of bad email etiquette, at least for my own inbox.
    30. Re:With gmail by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I'm suspect secure doors help reduce crime. Its possible breath-tests help reduce drink driving.

      No they don't - secure doors are found mostly in high crime areas, while breath tests only help in prosecution. Neither one solves the problem.

      Running out of harddrive space due to the two above? How are bigger hard-drives not technology solutions?

      They don't address the behavior, just mitigate its effects.

      But I know for a fact that good use of technology has solved the issue of bad email etiquette

      No, it just makes it less obnoxious. The people are still behaving the same.

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    31. Re:With gmail by letxa2000 · · Score: 1

      Thunderbird is fine for my use. My only complaint is I hate the editor.

      I used to do in-line quoting when responding to emails. I think it's the best way to address individual points in a message. But with Thunderbird, I've given up. I want the original message quoted, a blank line, then I type my response and then a blank line and then I continue quoting the original message. With Thunderbird, I can't. The quoting almost always go on an additional line, and then the blank line between the quoted material and my response is sometimes eaten. So you get something that looks like this:

      > This is the original quoted message
      > that i want to respond to.
      This is my response. I actually inserted a blank line
      between the previous quoted paragraph and this, but it
      got eaten. I then inserted one blank line below this
      response but it got converted into two.

      > This is another quote from the original message.

      Here it worked. There's one blank line like I'd like.

      This absolutely drives me crazy. Eudora worked beautifully in this respect back in the day but then I moved to Linux and ended up using Evolution. Then I moved to Opera. And when I finally was forced to move back to Windows, I went to Thunderbird (because Eudora was ad-sponsored at that point). And I like Firefox, but the above just drives me crazy. Eudora had this working a decade ago, why can't Thunderbird?

      Is there a fix for this? I've tried with and without HTML formatting and without some end-of-line encoding that I can't remember what it's called right now, but I had to try disabling it in the manual configuration of Thunderbird. Didn't make a difference though.

      I'm so close to ditching Thunderbird over this. But what would I use if I ditch Thunderbird? I believe Outlook works in this regards but I'm not keen to using Outlook if I can avoid it.

    32. Re:With gmail by Smauler · · Score: 1

      Ok, this is a stupid argument. Technology does solve, or at least helps to solve, some problems, unwanted pregnancy being one of them. Without contraception, we'd either be having a lot less sex, or be living in a world with about 20 billion others. You choose.

      Poor technological designs can adversely affect social interaction, and good designs can enhance it. If you can't see that, you've missed out on a lot.

    33. Re:With gmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet your managers would be happy if they found out you were using gmail for internal corporate emails.

    34. Re:With gmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Install wikis and explain your co-workers how to subscribe to wiki-pages they work on

    35. Re:With gmail by anomalous+cohort · · Score: 1

      This is not a technology problem, it is a symptom of the stress that this company is experiencing. Large reply-to chains are a CYA strategy. People tend to use this strategy when they are feeling threatened about their employment status.

      Seek out the root cause of this stress. Eliminate or mitigate that cause and the email etiquette problems will go away all by themselves.

  2. My experience by soulsteal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My experience in the defense industry has shown me that long, full-quote e-mails are often useful for defending yourself against another's incompetence.

    1. Re:My experience by orclevegam · · Score: 5, Informative

      My experience in the defense industry has shown me that long, full-quote e-mails are often useful for defending yourself against another's incompetence. That unfortunately is the reason most quoted for using e-mail in the first place. Most upper management (and middle management) view e-mail not as a communication tool, but as a way to CYA. The phrase "Send it to me in an e-mail." is uttered far to often not because they need reminding or somehow didn't hear you just tell them that, but because they want it in writing.
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    2. Re:My experience by Anomolous+Cowturd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I tell my boss to send me specs/todos and so on in email because that's where I keep track of them, and cross em off as they're done. Otherwise it's in one ear and out the other. Not always about CYA.

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    3. Re:My experience by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      I tell my boss to send me specs/todos and so on in email because that's where I keep track of them, and cross em off as they're done. Otherwise it's in one ear and out the other. Not always about CYA. Yes, some people do use e-mail to keep track of tasks, but a lot of them are just looking for CYA. As with any generalization there are exceptions. Of course this does lead to the question of if there's a better way for you to keep track of tasks. Most IT departments have some sort of ticketing system that can be used to assign tasks to work on, so maybe something like that, or perhaps a modified form of that might be a better way to manage your tasks.
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    4. Re:My experience by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      "Not always about CYA."

      Yes even in the case you outlined it is a CYA. It is ALSO an organizational tool, a project management tool and ......

      This is not an XOR logic problem.

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    5. Re:My experience by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      One guy I know is famous for issuing instructions to his staff that range from irritating to ridiculous to borderline actionable. These are done on the phone, because 1) the guy will never put anything like that in writing, and 2) he can draw you in and escalate your time and energy commitment since there's no clear record of what you agreed to do on the project.

      I took to following up his phone calls with a summary e.mail, outlining his demands on my time and effort. He got mad and told me to knock it off, that there was no need for e.mails when a phone call was sufficient, etc. I persisted, prefacing it with, "Just so I have it clear what you want me to do." He stopped the vampire routine, at least with me.

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    6. Re:My experience by kent_eh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I work in an increasingly large and beaurocratic telco.
      CYA is the biggest reason around here for using e-mail (and keeping a multi year archive of both my inbox and outbox).

      "Gee Mr. manager, the batteries finally failed due to overheating... Yup, here's my e-mail from last year telling you we needed to upgrade the cooling. And here's my e-mail from 3 years ago saying the same thing (with your reply saying you'll deal with it later)."

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    7. Re:My experience by sholden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And how is that a bad thing?

      Planning, etc is much better done by talking or even by IM, but people manage to come away with different impressions on what was agreed on, so a written note removes that ambiguity. Which seems a good thing.

      I like to get things in writing (either an email, or a bug tracking/project tracking database entry) when I'm tasked with something. Both for the lack of ambiguity and for the self interested reasons of it providing a record of why I'm behind on other things (you had me do this first) and for CYA (record X was deleted because you said to do so in Y).

      Email makes that such records very easy. I've worked with someone who would tell you to do X, and then a week later disavow all knowledge of ever having done so when it turns out X wasn't actually such a great idea - a cheap, fast written record is a wonderful thing.

    8. Re:My experience by cptgrudge · · Score: 0

      Seems to me that would be about the purest form of CYA. Taking actions that account for our known shortcomings.

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    9. Re:My experience by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Most IT departments have some sort of ticketing system that can be used to assign tasks to work on, so maybe something like that, or perhaps a modified form of that might be a better way to manage your tasks.
      And good luck getting anyone to use it. "We didn't have to do that when $DTWLTSIATM[1] was here! Why can't you be nice like him?".

      [1] disorganised twat who left the system in a total mess
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    10. Re:My experience by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      That unfortunately is the reason most quoted for using e-mail in the first place. Most upper management (and middle management) view e-mail not as a communication tool, but as a way to CYA. The phrase "Send it to me in an e-mail." is uttered far to often not because they need reminding or somehow didn't hear you just tell them that, but because they want it in writing.

      Likewise the most common management complaint on email is not lack of netiquette but complete lack of common sense. The emails with sexual content, harassment, insults, expletives etc sent to co-workers are bad enough. The ones sent out to customers are rather worse.

      Oh yes it does happen, and often enough for people to ask me for a solution.

      The nettiquete complaints tend to be in the eye of the beholder and the beholder's email client. Some folk complain endlessly about top-posting. But if you use an email-pager there really is no choice but to top post: the alternative would be to download the whole message onto the device. Likewise trimming the thread, simply cannot be done on most handhelds.

      Making the email clients more intelligent is one approach, making the content more intelligent is probably a better one. HTML is not designed as an email format (trust me, I was there). HTML allows a much more pleasant user experience than plaintext formatted to a VT100 screen width but it does not expose the annotation structure of the message as you would want.

      We could add those features to HTML via an RDFa gloss. I proposed a similar approach for blogs to stop linkspam at the W3C TPAC last year.

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    11. Re:My experience by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      >question of if there's a better way for you to keep track of tasks

      We always end up devolving to emails.
      Using another system always requires extra work, and within most ticketing systems other fields are required to be set a certain way.
      Email is free form... just jot the note and move on.

    12. Re:My experience by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      I have to say, I agree completely. My workplace is the same way. I think the "mass quoting/replying to all" aspects are stupidly abused at my 9-5 job, though. I'll often see one line replies to every single person in a mass mailing instead of as a reply to the poster.

      Additionally, I'll guess the other half of the reason is not a lack of netiquette equivalent, but more due to plain lack of computer familiarity...most of them don't know how to use them for anything beyond the job description, aka the exact opposite of the slashdot crowd. There are a total of maybe 3% of people out of the 8k employees here know of fark, or slashdot, or distributed boingboing. Probably 3/4 of that is techies, who are forced to acquiesce under the bullshit of websense.

    13. Re:My experience by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

      I'm not a C?O, just a programmer, and I insist on getting all instructions in writing. Why? Because I have eight different bosses (YA RLY), and none of them talk to each other. You can be damned sure I use email to make sure my ass isn't just covered, but armor-plated.

    14. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      email is for tasks
      wiki is for information
      IM or phone is for clarification or conversations

    15. Re:My experience by crush · · Score: 1

      An email archive provides a more compact (hence more easily searchable), organized and readable view of who-said-what-when than a massive, arbitrarily nested, possibly edited, possibly misquoted top-post abomination.

      IM and IRC are useful for the very early stages of planning, but unless people are obsessive about keeping (and editing and publishing) logs then they often mean that much work has to be duplicated and triplicated later. And the same lazy impulse that many people seem to have about writing usually means that those logs are most definitely NOT edited and published.

      The attitude regarding corporate email is unfortunately widely shared as witnessed by the current wikipedia article on top-posting. The tortured justifications of top-posting with full-quote under in the discussion page are amusing until you receive the product of such thinking.

      Email is a great tool for massive distributed and near-instantaneous communication: viz, many FLOSS projects from the kernel on downwards. If you really need informal chat then the telephone or walking down the hall is better -- then it /really/ is off the record and instantaneous.

      The requirement to cover your ass can still be kept while not doing away with the advantages of a properly quoted email.

    16. Re:My experience by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      Yes I agree with that. However, I was always telling my employees to send me their reports/issues/updates in email because I could keep track of things that way. So usually I would follow up a conversation with an employeee via email so that they could have the benefit as well. That said I still found it presumptuous to be told to do so by an employee when they should have been taking notes. But upon self reflection I wonder if this is some kind of egoistic holdover to a heirarchically arranged corporate structure, something that I have always preached against (preferring a team based arrangement where whoever has the expertise in the topical area is the "boss" of that piece).

      My use of email requires the whole thread to be in the message body, out of convenience so that I can more easily browse the evolution of the issue(s). Yes it can happen in other ways, but for me it is most convenient when it is all there. This is why (or one reason) I don't like AOL and am irritated by people who use it . . . the conversation is missing from their replies.

    17. Re:My experience by japhering · · Score: 1

      That unfortunately is the reason most quoted for using e-mail in the first place. Most upper management (and middle management) view e-mail not as a communication tool, but as a way to CYA. The phrase "Send it to me in an e-mail." is uttered far to often not because they need reminding or somehow didn't hear you just tell them that, but because they want it in writing.


      Which is probably the only reason Notes auto deletes messages after default period of 90 days. And fortunately most users are savy enough to go extend it :-)

      Which is arguably the only thing Notes did right ! :-)
    18. Re:My experience by MartinB · · Score: 1

      That unfortunately is the reason most quoted for using e-mail in the first place. Most upper management (and middle management) view e-mail not as a communication tool, but as a way to CYA. The phrase "Send it to me in an e-mail." is uttered far to often not because they need reminding or somehow didn't hear you just tell them that, but because they want it in writing.
      You say that like it's A Bad Thing...

      It's an *incredibly* useful way of finding out what was agreed and killing arguments stone dead - it's an automatically timestamped journal almost.

      Also useful for contractual communications - "Please confirm receipt of the deliverables" when sending deliverables is needed to invoice.
      --

      The only thing you can accurately describe as "Scotch" is a sticky tape made by 3M. And it's

    19. Re:My experience by japhering · · Score: 1

      Looking back .. my sarcasm didn't come across as intended.

      Notes does auto delete on time and most users don't know they can change that time period, which in most cases is a good thing.

    20. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      In defense of the middle / upper management, often times having it in your e-mail is the best way to remember it. Until you've been in one of those positions, you have no concept of how much those people deal with on a day to day basis, and how many employees tell them something in passing, expecting them to remember. In my last position as a CIO with around 150 staff, a quick trip to the bathroom could literally result in 10+ people giving me a status update, asking me a question, etc. There's just no way to keep it all straight. My common response was, 'send me an email, please'. Not that I wasn't listening to people, but keeping track of it all was just impossible, especially with meetings with other senior staff stacked back to back all day long....

    21. Re:My experience by bughunter · · Score: 1

      Most upper management (and middle management) view e-mail not as a communication tool, but as a way to CYA.

      And as we have learned recently, as one rises further up the food chain, to the Pentagon, DoJ and White House, the absence of an email trail becomes CYA.

      (I think in many cases, the turbulence at the boundary layer would be quite entertaining to witness.)

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    22. Re:My experience by jimbojw · · Score: 1

      The phrase "Send it to me in an e-mail." is uttered far to often not because they need reminding or somehow didn't hear you just tell them that, but because they want it in writing.

      Meh. That works both ways - anything not agreed upon in writing was never discussed. If you do work which you weren't asked to do in writing, don't expect to be praised or recognized for it.

    23. Re:My experience by cleatsupkeep · · Score: 1

      Did you get the memo? We're putting new cover sheets on the TPS reports - and yours still has the old cover. Let me just get a copy of that memo for you.

    24. Re:My experience by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

      DO NOT WANT!

    25. Re:My experience by BlewScreen · · Score: 1

      I find your ideas intriguing, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. [Please send it to me in an e-mail.]

      --
      That that is is not that that is not. That that is not is not that that is.
    26. Re:My experience by MikkoApo · · Score: 2, Informative
      A few years ago I had a revelation about email. The revelation was that email is a good tool with a very limited scope. Two persons sending messages is good, three persons is already stretching the limits.

      I think that email is definitely not suitable for

      • task management
      • planning
      • storage
      • version control
      • communication within a large group
      • instant messaging
      A lot of people try to misuse email for things it's not suitable. Proper tools can make things a lot easier and offer features which email can't offer, ever.
      • A proper task management software works much better for task related communication (and you get to use the management features at the same time)
      • Version control systems are a much better place for storing updated documents
      • Like stated in many replies, GMail conversations >>> email reply chains
      • Sometimes instant messaging is better than emails
      • Personal meetings are usually better for planning
      • Wiki for documentation
      • ...
      At the moment the popular applications still seem a little immature because there isn't enough integration between them. Users have to manually move information from application to application which makes life difficult. For example, how many document editors come with an easy to use integrated version control system support?
    27. Re:My experience by expatriot · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of times when email is better than pen and paper. Not exactly CYA, but sometimes people lose notes, write things down incorrectly because they are writing fast, or interpret what was written differently than intended.
      With emails, writing them (sometimes) helps organize thinking better than just a quick verbal instruction.
      Phone conversations are almost never used where I work. People are in different locations and are working on multiple projects.
      If someone is not next to me, my normal communciation mechanism is email and I expect the same from others.
      The CYA aspect is there as well. There is a lot of difference between you said the project was delayed by two weeks and having an email saying the project is delayed by two weeks.

    28. Re:My experience by soliptic · · Score: 1

      I tell my boss to send me specs/todos and so on in email because that's where I keep track of them, and cross em off as they're done. Otherwise it's in one ear and out the other. Not always about CYA.

      Despite your last sentence, it seems like actually you do/could use email for CYA, too.

      And I don't mean that as an insult. Despite the implication of CYA in GP post as being a distasteful PHB thing (sick of the TLAs yet? ;)), it works both ways.

      If you tell your boss to send you specs in email, then you've got a defence when it comes to the PHB scope creep / moving goalposts that /. programmer crew do so love to (rightfully) complain about.

      "Hi boss, here's the widget, accepting any input between Q14 and R66, as specified."
      "What? You'll have to rewrite it. I told you it needs to accept from Q12 and to R69!"
      **produce email**
      "No you didn't."

    29. Re:My experience by 7-Vodka · · Score: 1

      In reference to your youtube video.
      Just for your information, smallpox was not eradicated by vaccination. It was already on it's way out and in great decline before vaccination, which failed by the way at first to have any impact. It was only when the WHO started quarantine rules of villagers where smallpox was found that a decline was seen.

      In fact many vaccines like smallpox and polio actually spread much more disease than they ever cured. It's very interesting to see the somewhat mythical success vaccination has in people's minds compared to what actual data suggest.

      --

      Liberty.

    30. Re:My experience by bitterfun · · Score: 1

      "view e-mail not as a communication tool, but as a way to CYA."

      Or it could be that they're heavily dependent on Outlook as a time management tool. It is not always about the blame game.

      --
      The most merciful thing in the world is the inability of the human mind to correlate its contents.
    31. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, fuck off BOSS! In a corporate world where most people have more team leads, managers, directors, vice presidents, etc, etc than they can count on one hand, NONE of whom actually talk to each other or accept the buck when pressed by someone further up the chain, only an idiot would entertain your hilariously egotistical methods.

      You sound like a cock, so it's reasonable to assume that you'd fuck your employee over in a heartbeat if he was gullible enough to "take your word for it" instead of asking that you send your no-doubt idiotic thoughts in a form that he can use to protect himself.

    32. Re:My experience by rasputin465 · · Score: 1

      You sound an awful lot like Dilbert.

    33. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm with the cowturd on this one. Also, I never dreamed I'd ever type that sentence.

    34. Re:My experience by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      True. Email is my to-do list and reference about projects. Unfortunately I never learned to use a lab-book like a lot of engineers which can serve the same purpose.

    35. Re:My experience by randyest · · Score: 1

      So how's that working out? I mean, working alone, with no help, doing it all yourself but "your way?" :)

      --
      everything in moderation
    36. Re:My experience by randyest · · Score: 1

      Wait, what? What's wrong with "top-posting?" (By which I assume you mean writing one's reply to an email at the top, and including the quote of the email being replied to below it.) What kind of nutcase wants to scroll past the old email (that they likely wrote themselves) to read a reply? The quoted email is there for reference in case it is needed. It's not the most important thing, which is what should be at the top.

      And what's this "HTML allows a much more pleasant user experience than plaintext" business? Your crappy legal-pad background with glitter stars and blinking comic sans does not constitute a "much more pleasant user experience." Besides, It's being stripped to plaintext before I ever see it anyway, so if any of those animated emoticons were central to your message, you might want to reconsider and write them out.

      --
      everything in moderation
    37. Re:My experience by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Wait, what? What's wrong with "top-posting?"

      Doesn't work well with punch card tabulator MUAs or something.

      Actually its the Pine/Mutt crowd who have their clients set to show the end of the message by default. Same as there are folk who complain about HTML email.

      And what's this "HTML allows a much more pleasant user experience than plaintext" business? Your crappy legal-pad background with glitter stars and blinking comic sans does not constitute a "much more pleasant user experience."

      Like Algol60, HTML 2.0 was rather better than its successors in many respects. I don't like backgrounds or fancy fonts, they should be for the reader to choose. Use colour and other cues to distinguish between posters in the thread.

      The features of HTML email I think useful are the ability to do bold, italic and change font size and the reader's MUA gets to wrap the lines correctly for the reader's screen rather than having them wrapped at an arbitrary 76 or 66 or whatever - which then breaks when quoted text is re-wrapped.

      --
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    38. Re:My experience by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Just for your information, smallpox was not eradicated by vaccination. It was already on it's way out and in great decline before vaccination, which failed by the way at first to have any impact. It was only when the WHO started quarantine rules of villagers where smallpox was found that a decline was seen.

      Well the argument I made did not depend on the efficacy of vaccination so in that respect the claim is irrelevant.

      But the claim you are making here is not generally accepted in the field. It appears that there is ample reason to beleive the efficacy of vaccination. You don't provide any backing for your counter-claims.

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    39. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As a test to the reader, let's see if he/she can pick out where we agree/disagree... In round 3 of the top-quoted exchange, the email would uselessly (and unlikely ever to be read) repeat the entire bit about HTML-mail. In round 3 of context-quoting, we could snip out not just the issue of the definition of top-posting, but the whole discussion of HTML-mail, because we both agree on what top-posting is, and that HTML-mail sucks balls, and we could keep the thread to what's still actively under dispute, namely the merits of context-quoting vs. top-posting.

      I'LL TRY IT YOUR WAY: (looks like I'm smultaneously flaming you and contradicting myself on whether you're halfway fulla shit or not, and someone's gotta dig into your whole quote to figure out what's going on.)

      "Yeah, that's what I mean by top-posting. Nobody wants to scroll past the old email - we just want you to know which points, specifically, we're replying to. The context is the important thing. That's what's wrong with top posting, and anyone who doesn't see what's wrong with it is fulla shit! HTML sucks balls. You're only halfway fulla shit. :)

      Wait, what? What's wrong with "top-posting?" (By which I assume you mean writing one's reply to an email at the top, and including the quote of the email being replied to below it.) What kind of nutcase wants to scroll past the old email (that they likely wrote themselves) to read a reply? The quoted email is there for reference in case it is needed. It's not the most important thing, which is what should be at the top.

      And what's this "HTML allows a much more pleasant user experience than plaintext" business? Your crappy legal-pad background with glitter stars and blinking comic sans does not constitute a "much more pleasant user experience." Besides, It's being stripped to plaintext before I ever see it anyway, so if any of those animated emoticons were central to your message, you might want to reconsider and write them out.

      THEN I'LL DO IT THE RIGHT WAY: (Context-quoting, wherein it's implied that if I attempt to quote you out of context, I don't just expect you to call me on it, I want you to call me on it!)

      Wait, what? What's wrong with "top-posting?" (By which I assume you mean writing one's reply to an email at the top, and including the quote of the email being replied to below it.)

      Yeah, that's what I mean by top-posting.

      What kind of nutcase wants to scroll past the old email (that they likely wrote themselves) to read a reply? The quoted email is there for reference in case it is needed. It's not the most important thing, which is what should be at the top.

      Nobody wants to scroll past the old email - we just want you to know which points, specifically, we're replying to. The context is the important thing. That's what's wrong with top posting, and anyone who doesn't see what's wrong with it is fulla shit!

      And what's this "HTML allows a much more pleasant user experience than plaintext" business? Your crappy legal-pad background with glitter stars and blinking comic sans does not constitute a "much more pleasant user experience."

      HTML sucks balls. You're only halfway fulla shit. :)

    40. Re:My experience by Pulzar · · Score: 1

      In fact many vaccines like smallpox and polio actually spread much more disease than they ever cured.

      I'd love to see some references on this. I fail to see how a vaccine itself could possibly spread the disease!

      Maybe somebody would go for a swim in a malaria-infested swamp because he thought he was vaccinating against it, while he really got a polio vaccine. So, in effect, polio vaccine helped spread malaria, but I think those cases are few and far between :).

      --
      Never underestimate the bandwidth of a 747 filled with CD-ROMs.
    41. Re:My experience by caller9 · · Score: 1

      Just wanted to throw in a me too on this one. We just recently got burned because we came to a decision in a conference call to change plans. Nobody felt the need to send an email "Per our discussion *the important stuff*" because we're all upstanding people good for our word.

      Three months later it is finally getting set straight as 90% of the people in the conversation heard the same thing. Too many weasels in this world to take a man for his word anymore. It's a damn shame.

    42. Re:My experience by simaul · · Score: 1

      (Quite some time ago) I was in a group that had just started doing "object
      oriented" design. We weren't sure what we were doing and there were a lot of
      religious diaputes. So, we would be at these endless meetings and argue and
      argue about how to do something. Finally, a decision would be made.

      Next day, or the day after, people would mis-remember what was decided
      (thinking their own personal axe had been ground) and the arguments would start
      all over. I was getting sick of listening to it all...

      I took to documenting these meetings and decisions and mailing them out to
      everybody involved, so I could drive a stake through the heart of the issue at
      hand. Worked pretty well, too.

      Not so much cover you ass as cover you ears...

    43. Re:My experience by B.D.Mills · · Score: 1

      Wait, what? What's wrong with "top-posting?" (By which I assume you mean writing one's reply to an email at the top, and including the quote of the email being replied to below it.) What kind of nutcase wants to scroll past the old email (that they likely wrote themselves) to read a reply? The quoted email is there for reference in case it is needed. It's not the most important thing, which is what should be at the top.

      In the time it takes to find one single top-posted response in context, one can just press the "end" key once, or the "page down" key a few times, and there's the reply at the bottom.
      And if you have trouble with bottom posting, the "end" or "page down" keys on your keyboard (depending on your email client) can reach the reply quickly.
      If you don't believe me, try reading this message as if it was top posted - from the bottom - and you tell me if this top-posted response is easier to read than it would be if it was written in the usual order.
      This waste of time is why many people, including me, loathe top-posting.
      It takes a lot longer to read a message full of top-posting in proper sequence than it does to read a message where the sequence of reading is the same as the sequence of posting.
      Instead of reading from top to bottom in one smooth sequential flow, one must constantly search the text for the beginning of the next response.
      Top-posting is a gross violation of that convention.
      Almost all written text in English is read in sequential order from top to bottom.
      The trouble with top-posting is that the email that is referenced becomes difficult to read because it flouts an established convention that is seen in most other written English prose.
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      The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke
    44. Re:My experience by 7-Vodka · · Score: 1
      How do you determine what is generally accepted? Do you count everyone or just the people who have actually looked into the evidence? I work in biotech for a company that makes vaccines and blood products. Most people who work with vaccines are generally very ill-informed about the history, the long-term ramifications of certain current vaccines and what a real risk-benefit analysis looks like. Their only interest and full time goal is to get their products approved by the FDA and out on the market, even if their own products are dubious at best.

      Do you think there's any incentive for the multi-billion dollar industry to look for evidence that it's own products are in some cases worthless in others harmful? That's not going to happen anytime soon.

      Here's an example of someone who has tried the complicated task of judging the evidence:
      Polio, smallpox presentation

      Is it reasonable to have a 'can do no wrong' view of any complex medicine? Because of manufacturing practices, lack of knowledge at the very start and refusal to disclose because of the consequence after; the vaccine industry infected millions of people with cancer causing viruses like S40 and others. Their manufacturing techniques were horrible, leaving a veritable soup of viruses and all to push vaccines that had no positive health benefits in the great majority of use cases after a simple risk-benefit analysis.
      Please ignore the horrible re-editing of this PBS documentary but it is the best Example I found.

      Oh and as a last point, vaccination by definition can't be effective (you state there's ample evidence of it). Only immunization can be effective and those are not synonyms. Sometimes it takes multiple vaccinations to produce any immunization.

      --

      Liberty.

    45. Re:My experience by 7-Vodka · · Score: 1

      see my other reply in this thread.

      --

      Liberty.

    46. Re:My experience by ncryptd · · Score: 1

      These are done on the phone, because 1) the guy will never put anything like that in writing, and 2) he can draw you in and escalate your time and energy commitment since there's no clear record of what you agreed to do on the project.

      Amen. I had a client of mine do that once. I kept him, as he was willing to pay a good rate for easy stuff, except I pointed out that I'd bill for any time spent trying to decipher any such e-mails. Funny thing, but I've noticed that his e-mails got a whole lot clearer after that.

    47. Re:My experience by mrv20 · · Score: 1

      Despite the implication of CYA in GP post as being a distasteful PHB thing (sick of the TLAs yet? ;)), it works both ways. Precisely. You are not just covering your ass against the incompetence/malice of others, but also against your own human weaknesses. I find it well worth having as much as possible in emails for the occasions where a few months down the line I have forgotten the reasoning behind a decision. Having a complete record of the whole discussion is much better than trying to reconstruct it from the minutes of a phone conversation that only say what was decided without detailing the arguments behind them (assuming one of us remembers to type up a record of the call in the first place).
      --
      "Algebraical symbols are used when you don't know what you are talking about" - BCS
    48. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most IT departments have some sort of ticketing system that can be used to assign tasks to work on, so maybe something like that, or perhaps a modified form of that might be a better way to manage your tasks.
      Right. Email is just too quick and easy to be viable in an enterprise environment. Far, far better to insist that you fill in five pages of cryptic electronic forms, each field of which is ambiguously named and must be filled with a value so obscure that you aren't even allowed to try to type it in, but must instead pick it from a 4000-item list without a working search feature, and which will then have to be verified and approved by seven people in different departments, just to ask the guy at the next desk to remove the "final" from that class because the specifications actually require you to inherit from it. Don't worry, your request should reach him within a week! In fact, it better, because he'll have an SLA breach on his hands if it doesn't!

      Seriously, that's how bad they tend to be. We have one where I work. I've had people actually pleading with me to ask them to do things verbally rather than cutting a ticket, because the mind-numbing red tape involved in the simplest things is on the verge of driving them over the edge. And all so some bean-counter can get that righteous glow you get when you introduce Professionalism and Corporate Process into an environment where people used just to be able to get their fucking jobs done.
  3. The problem by pubjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't seem to be seeing much success in explaining to my co-workers what the problem is here.

    Perhaps there is no problem... Or maybe you are the problem...

    1. Re:The problem by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Perhaps there is no problem... Or maybe you are the problem...

      Seriously. Who cares? Maybe mbravo should demand a full refund of the price he's paying for email at his company due to the unsatisfactory service.

      --
      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
    2. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      mbravo waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were problems in the email. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to his coworkers were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
      mbravo was an it worker for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the mailing lists and he said to dad "I want to be on the mailing lists daddy."
      Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY PROBLEMS"
      There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the cubicle farm of the UAC he knew there were problems.
      "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the problems!"
      So mbravo gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
      "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the problems
      "I will shoot at him" said the cyberproblem and he fired the rocket missiles. mbravo plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
      "No! I must kill the problems" he shouted
      The radio said "No, mbravo. You are the problem"
      And then mbravo was an outlook express.

    3. Re:The problem by asdfeaadsxerhghre · · Score: 1

      Perhaps there is no problem... Or maybe you are the problem... My sentiments exactly! There are these things called mailing lists that sound suspiciously similar to what is being described. You can set up most e-mail clients to display messages just in that way.
    4. Re:The problem by Stringer+Bell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oooh, you'll get insightful mods for that one. Anything sounds insightful if you just flip it around ("It's not the size of the dog in the fight..."). Unfortunately, you haven't contributed anything of value to the discussion.

      There's a related principle that I think you're gunning for here: "If there's one or two people that you don't get along with, that's just life. If everyone around you is a jerk, then you're the asshole."

      I'm not sure that applies here because the guy-asking-the-question had some specific things to which he was objecting. He didn't Ask Slashdot something general and whiny like "Why are my co-workers such fucking jerks?" For what it's worth, I think his dilemma is real, many of us in IT face the same problem, and his bringing it up for discussion is entirely valid.

    5. Re:The problem by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The original post just made it seem like the authory was wound up too tight, and easily annoyed.

    6. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and you won't receive any points for actually explaining something insightful. Slashdot be a cruel mistress sometimes, don't she?

    7. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. I wanted to post that but as a long-time AC no-one would ever read it anyway :(

      The amount of times an Ask Slashdot says "I don't seem to be able to communicate this vague and poorly defined issue which I have, despite the fact that many geeks of my age +/- 2 years would automatically know what I have a problem about."

      Well, if you can't define the issue to the people it affects, maybe there just isn't an issue.

      The "problem" with quoting emails used to be that people downloaded their email using POP3 over a 24k modem. That problem was solved when we moved to DSL. In an office with a 100MB+ backbone to the internal mail server, there simply is no problem, unless you're quoting large images and using your quota up that way. But if that was the problem, it would hit people as soon as they hit their quotas, so explaining the reason to them would hardly cause the kind of feet gazing and nervous shuffling movements you would expect from trying to teach them email etiquette from the days of ARPANET.

    8. Re:The problem by mbravo · · Score: 1

      I don't exactly understand the ad hominem attack angle, but just in case you are gebuinely interested, I outlined several pertinent problems in a reply here - http://ask.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=426078&cid=22140180

      And other people have posted rough calculations of simple monetary loss due to waste of time.

    9. Re:The problem by timeOday · · Score: 1

      I don't know whether you will view this as a contribution or not, but I agree with the grandparent - there's no real problem here. Quoting text is good, it gives context. Being fairly generous (not outrageously so) with the recipient list is also good. Taking an extra second or two to delete an irrelevant email is just a minor annoyance, which is nothing compared to how people feel if they think you're going behind their back.

  4. Beware of Litigation! by darkmeridian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I encourage everyone to be wary when writing e-mails. If your firm ever gets sued, all that becomes discoverable, and attorneys have to read through all your e-mails and documents to look for interesting things. Avoid long threads and stick with short, clear e-mails. Lots of one-liners leads to situations where a vague line looks incriminating when taken out of context.

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    A NYC lawyer blogs. http://www.chuangblog.com/
    1. Re:Beware of Litigation! by Vicarius · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would rather have a long chain of evidence that protects me personally, so when the shit hits the fan and ligitation starts, I have something to prove that it did not happen due to my incompetence.

    2. Re:Beware of Litigation! by orclevegam · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would rather have a long chain of evidence that protects me personally, so when the shit hits the fan and ligitation starts, I have something to prove that it did not happen due to my incompetence. I avoid e-mail whenever possible, so that when the shit hits the fan they can't even prove I was in the office.
      --
      Curiosity was framed, Ignorance killed the cat.
    3. Re:Beware of Litigation! by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Other than that camera we have hidden in the ceiling tiles above your desk.

      -- Your boss.

    4. Re:Beware of Litigation! by modir · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can still keep all your emails. But there is IMHO no reason to keep every sent message within one email.

    5. Re:Beware of Litigation! by hraefn · · Score: 2, Funny

      I avoid e-mail whenever possible, so that when the shit hits the fan they can't even prove I was in the office.
      I avoid going to the office whenever possible, so that when the shit hits the fan I don't get shit all over me.
    6. Re:Beware of Litigation! by BigRiff · · Score: 1

      "I would rather have a long chain of evidence that protects me personally, so when the shit hits the fan and ligitation starts, I have something to prove that it did not happen due to my incompetence.
      I avoid e-mail whenever possible, so that when the shit hits the fan they can't even prove I was in the office."

      President Bush, is that you? Dick?

    7. Re:Beware of Litigation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's not a camera, that's a cat.

    8. Re:Beware of Litigation! by DreamerFi · · Score: 1

      I avoid e-mail whenever possible, so that when the shit hits the fan they can't even prove I was in the office.

      George W., is that you?

    9. Re:Beware of Litigation! by rujholla · · Score: 1

      Nah if you'd had a camera above my desk - you'd have fired me for surfing /. ages ago.

    10. Re:Beware of Litigation! by houghi · · Score: 1

      If you are thinking that your company might get sued and drag you along by something you send by email, you probably are guilty anyway.

      --
      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    11. Re:Beware of Litigation! by gmack · · Score: 1

      Not always. There was a company I worked for that could very well have been sued for some unauthorized mods they made to people's computers when browsing their site. Should they have ever been sued the discovery would show up several emails from me telling them how stupid an idea that was.

      Otherwise I could imagine it would be natural to blame the sysadmin for something like that instead of two programmers in another office.

    12. Re:Beware of Litigation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd avoid being in the office, but then, where I'd read Slashdot?

    13. Re:Beware of Litigation! by British · · Score: 1

      There's often a work policy that auto-deletes messages after X days because of that.

      What's great about that features is that it auto-deletes all IMPORTANT emails that you want to keep archived. Most notably: registration numbers(for software), passwords for health care providers, info for stock options, and so forth. All of it, gone. Guess I could back it up to gmail or something off-site, but it is still a pain.

    14. Re:Beware of Litigation! by Plekto · · Score: 1

      I'd give you points, but you're already at +5.

      Everything you ever do online or on a computer outside of your home isn't possibly... it's DEFINITELY going to be read by someone in the future. I know - I work in the litigation support field and trust me - you need to learn to keep stuff business-like and teach new employees that email at work isn't YouTube or AIM on steroids.

    15. Re:Beware of Litigation! by mwlewis · · Score: 1
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    16. Re:Beware of Litigation! by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Funny, I avoid the office whenever possible for the exact same reason.

    17. Re:Beware of Litigation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At home?

    18. Re:Beware of Litigation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The solution to this is to cc your company's attorney on all e-mail which then makes it attorney client privileged.

    19. Re:Beware of Litigation! by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      If you write enough e-mails and let me read them, I can find enough evidence in there of wrongdoing to really mess with your head during a deposition. You know, the e-mails where you (jokingly) write "This code is so good I am going to steal it."

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    20. Re:Beware of Litigation! by TechForensics · · Score: 1

      I would rather have a long chain of evidence that protects me personally, so when the shit hits the fan and ligitation starts, I have something to prove that it did not happen due to my incompetence.

      Of course, if this fellow *is* incompetent, he has a particularly wise strategy to show the most likely cause was not responsible for the effect.

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  5. Spelling and Grammar by KermodeBear · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just wish that my co-workers could learn to spell and use decent grammar. Not would, could.

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    1. Re:Spelling and Grammar by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      I just wish that my co-workers could learn to spell and use decent grammar. Not would, could. Hey, wow! When did you get a job at Slashdot????
    2. Re:Spelling and Grammar by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just wish that my co-workers could learn to spell and use decent grammar.

      Yeah, taht's my biggest complaint. They should of learned grammer in school.

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    3. Re:Spelling and Grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hats off to you, sir.

    4. Re:Spelling and Grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grammar, too.

    5. Re:Spelling and Grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love seeing text message words at work. The your/you're problem now has company.... ur.

    6. Re:Spelling and Grammar by mongolian · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Probably just after learning to spell 'grammar'.

      But yeah, emails from my boss are constantly confusing due to misspellings, incomplete sentences, and abbreviations, resulting in a phone call just to figure out what he was trying to save time saying by sending an email instead.

    7. Re:Spelling and Grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Grammar, too. Yeah, and maybe some very basic analytical skills, like how to spot a joke.
    8. Re:Spelling and Grammar by kanwisch · · Score: 1

      I believe you meant "should have", right?

    9. Re:Spelling and Grammar by Ansonmont · · Score: 1

      Funny troll caught to0 Grammer nazis.

    10. Re:Spelling and Grammar by whitehatlurker · · Score: 1
      my biggest complaint

      My compliant is the looser who think a spell chequer solve all there righting problems.

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    11. Re:Spelling and Grammar by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      They should of learned grammer in school.

      I have a master's in Kelsey Grammer Studies, you insensitive clod!

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    12. Re:Spelling and Grammar by Two9A · · Score: 1

      Oh, how I wish there was a "-1 Missed The Joke". We should petition Taco to add it, along with "-1 Disagree"!

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  6. Get gmail by emj · · Score: 0

    That will solve most problems with quotations..

    1. Re:Get gmail by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, sending confidential commercial information via a third party is an excellent recommendation and one I fully endorse. I also suggest you use MSN Messenger for shorter conversations.

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    2. Re:Get gmail by emj · · Score: 1

      Just use PGP if you want more safe guards, you can never trust email anyway. If you do trust email, then please use MSN or jabber as well.

      The truth is that nothing competes with gmail like interfaces atm, pine and mutt are very very fast but that's the only thing they have got going for them.

    3. Re:Get gmail by supersnail · · Score: 1

      Well at least with gmail you pretty much no the route your e-mail took.

      Do you know which ISPs router/switches your external e-mail took to get to the recipient?

      If you are that paranoid then use encryption.

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    4. Re:Get gmail by Beetle+B. · · Score: 1

      PGP via gmail is a pain. They don't have any inherent support for it.

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    5. Re:Get gmail by pthor1231 · · Score: 1

      Unless my understanding of corporate gmail is off, which it could be, you still send emails over your external internet connection, to gmail servers.

    6. Re:Get gmail by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Yes, sending confidential commercial information via a third party is an excellent recommendation and one I fully endorse. I also suggest you use MSN Messenger for shorter conversations.

      Nah, gmail has a built in chat, who needs MSN?

      (Yes, as a matter of fact, I did get the sarcasm in your post.) :-P

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    7. Re:Get gmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Do you know which ISPs router/switches your external e-mail took to get to the recipient?"


      No. Because no-one sane would use external e-mail for confidential information.
    8. Re:Get gmail by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Informative
      For corporate email, the route ought to be an SSL connection (with an out-of-band distributed certificate) to your internal mail server, then on to the mail delivery agent running on the same machine (or forwarded over SSL to another internal machine), then to the user's computer via HTTPS webmail or POP3/IMAP over SSL. If it goes on to any computers that your IT department don't control then you are doing something wrong.

      TFA was about internal corporate email, not about personal email.

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    9. Re:Get gmail by IsThisNickTaken · · Score: 1

      If you use https://mail.google.com/ it is encrypted between your computer and the Gmail servers.

    10. Re:Get gmail by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Sure it does, if you access your Gmail via IMAP/POP using an e-mail client that does have PGP support.

    11. Re:Get gmail by andy.ruddock · · Score: 1

      It you're using Firefox then FireGPG could be what you're looking for.

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    12. Re:Get gmail by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "PGP via gmail is a pain. They don't have any inherent support for it."

      Take a look at FireGpG ...it plugs into firefox, works great with gmail.

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    13. Re:Get gmail by Beetle+B. · · Score: 1

      Which, if you did, would not solve the problem of this whole "news" item - poor quoting practices.

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    14. Re:Get gmail by Beetle+B. · · Score: 1

      It shows promise, but it is still currently lacking. It does not, for example, support PGP/MIME...

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    15. Re:Get gmail by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Sure it would, if you use a mail client that quotes properly.

    16. Re:Get gmail by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Which is why you use a mail client that DOES support PGP/MIME to access Gmail via IMAP or POP. It's really that simple. I just don't use the web interface very often.

    17. Re:Get gmail by Beetle+B. · · Score: 1

      We seem to be going in circles.

      Original complaint was that there was poor email etiquette.
      Someone suggested using Gmail, because its Web interface was good at solving some of these problems.
      I pointed out that while Gmail has its pluses, there are problems with its Web interface.
      I keep getting told that one can use POP/IMAP.
      Which negates the need for Gmail for the original complainant.

      Of course one can use any client if he has IMAP/POP. But one can do that with any mail service that provides IMAP. One can do that on the company's own servers. Who needs Gmail here?

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    18. Re:Get gmail by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      They don't. I was just responding to your personal objections to Gmail, not really commenting on the problems the guy in the article had.

      He says education doesn't work, so maybe he should get the users switched to clients that make bad practices harder, or getting disincentives for such bad etiquette implemented.. Some clients even do quote folding, it's built-in into Claws-Mail.

  7. It's Free..... by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because the perception that email is "free" nobody in management really cares. The only thing they worry about is inappropriate stuff.

    Yes, they need educating.

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  8. Different tool by orclevegam · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sounds like what you really need is a company IM server. Install a Jabber server and client for the company LAN and you'll probably have a lot less 1 line e-mails as it's just easier to handle that sort of thing over e-mail. They're using e-mail as something it isn't designed for because they don't have anything better. If that doesn't fix it, I guess you could always LART a few key personnel. Maybe you could put a filter on the e-mail server that rejects any message less than 100 characters (non-quoted) and just tell everyone it's a new spam filter.

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    1. Re:Different tool by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      I'd have to agree with that idea. My company uses YIM, for example.

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    2. Re:Different tool by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Or Microsoft Office Communicator. *cringe*.

    3. Re:Different tool by hansamurai · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's a really good idea.

      This text added to reach the 100 character minimum so that it isn't marked as spam.

    4. Re:Different tool by sobachatina · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly, people are using email because that is all they have.

      I work in a fairly large group and we have several methods of communication:

      IM- for talking to one person right now.
      Email- for messages- Or conversations of a very temporary nature- like "where should we go for lunch"
      PHPBB- for almost all question/answer type communication. This is extremely helpful because the experienced architects and build team can give advice or answer questions just once.
      Wiki- For internal documentation and build instructions.

      Since we setup the wiki and BB our email traffic has been drastically reduced. The only emails to the entire group that I see anymore are to welcome new people and announce donuts.

    5. Re:Different tool by samkass · · Score: 5, Informative

      Note that if you're a publicly traded company, SarbOx requires that your IM server keep logs of all employee correspondence for a certain amount of time. There are several Jabber/XMPP servers that can be configured to conform to SarbOx, but I'm not aware of any which do with a default install. You really don't want to be the one sent to jail when you can't produce the requested IM records during the court proceedings.

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    6. Re:Different tool by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      I usually start by installing a plugin to my IM client that creates a secure encrypted tunnel over whatever IM protocol I'm using. Doesn't matter if they log it, as much like SSH they can't reconstruct the contents of the conversation after the fact. Also handy if your boss is snooping on your IM traffic and you don't want him seeing you badmouthing him to the guy in the next cubicle over.

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    7. Re:Different tool by masdog · · Score: 1

      It can't be any worse than Lotus Sametime.

    8. Re:Different tool by coolGuyZak · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I agree.

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      Reason: You can type more than that for your comment.

    9. Re:Different tool by mrityormokshi · · Score: 1

      (Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool, or "clue-by-four")

    10. Re:Different tool by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      It can't be any worse than Lotus Sametime. After having been afflicted with Sametime I tend to agree. As an aside, there's a Pidgin plugin for using Sametime protocol, so you can at least get away from that craptastic client that crashes randomly.
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    11. Re:Different tool by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

      > IM- for talking to one person right now. We have telephones for that where I work ...

    12. Re:Different tool by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

      Ditto, I find IM invaluable at work. When I just need an answer to "what server does $app" live on?", I IM. When we're discussing some techie points on some projects, we email. Two different tools for two different types of communications.

      All the IM stuff is logged but only in the event of an audit. Keeping all of the techie correspondents in your email means that writing the doc the night before the projects goes live (our projects tend to be short, on the order of 1-2 months so it rarely mounts up to a huge amount) is usually little more than grepping through your mailbox, pasting and making spelling/grammar corrections.

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    13. Re:Different tool by kcbanner · · Score: 1

      I think the idea isn't packet sniffing but actual logging of the messages in the server software.

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    14. Re:Different tool by superbus1929 · · Score: 1

      Oh, GOD no! We have one, and we have way too many people that waste their time talking on Jabber as if it was AIM. And they won't let us force software that will prevent people from installing modifications like Off The Record (Pidgin app that prevents convos from being logged), and we can't really use our logs for shit.

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    15. Re:Different tool by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      I think the idea isn't packet sniffing but actual logging of the messages in the server software. Wouldn't make a difference, the content of the message is encrypted at one client, and decrypted at the other client. Anything in between the two just gets garbled junk. Same concept as a SSL tunnel, but encapsulated inside IM protocols instead of TCP.
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    16. Re:Different tool by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      They're using e-mail as something it isn't designed for because they don't have anything better.

      Seems to me they are using email to communicate in text. Nothing in the summary said anything about people all being online at the same time or having the discussion in "real time".

      This is what email is designed for, and just because it may not fit your particular taste doesn't mean that email is being misused.

      I have emails that say "Please find attached the engineering requirements for X" and I'll reply "Requirements are satisfactory" or some other useful information. Sometimes, this is among multiple parties and we get a lot of one-line responses that make sure we are all on the same page. Having the responses immediately is not as important as getting the responses.

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    17. Re:Different tool by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      Oh, GOD no! We have one, and we have way too many people that waste their time talking on Jabber as if it was AIM. And they won't let us force software that will prevent people from installing modifications like Off The Record (Pidgin app that prevents convos from being logged), and we can't really use our logs for shit. OTR is usually one of the first things I install. What do you need the logs for anyway? If it's important you should require documentation. An IM conversation, or even e-mail doesn't count as documentation even though companies often use them that way. Look at it this way, if they didn't have IM, instead of sitting at their desk and working/IMing people, they'd be over at the water cooler chatting and drinking. Would you rather they chat in between working on things, or chat while not doing anything? It's much faster to shoot someone an IM asking what that one command was to do something, then it is to send them an e-mail which, even in the best case will take at least 30 seconds. With IM you could have a response inside of 5 seconds.
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    18. Re:Different tool by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      I usually start by installing a plugin to my IM client that creates a secure encrypted tunnel over whatever IM protocol I'm using.

      Nevermind the fact, that it may get your employer in trouble and most likely get you fired.

      Jeez, if you are doing something that may get you or your employer in trouble then stop doing it (or better yet don't do it in the first place). Having an ethical workplace does not mean doing a better job of hiding your bad deeds. If you are concerned about privacy then wait until you get home.

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    19. Re:Different tool by Peganthyrus · · Score: 1

      logs = external memory

      "How do I use this infernal widgetizer program? Bob told me a while back but he's long gone. Hey, I'll search the IM logs, I'm pretty sure he told me there. Yay! He did."

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    20. Re:Different tool by hey · · Score: 1

      Does it require that IMs with an external IM server (like AOL, MSN, GTalk) be logged?
      What's it matter if you run it or AOL.

      Also, I wonder what's next. Will companys be required to video tape every employee in the office all the time and retain the tape of years?!

    21. Re:Different tool by sobachatina · · Score: 1

      I really only use the telephone to talk to my wife or non-R&D people who aren't on IM - otherwise it is too distracting.
      When I am on the phone I can't really do anything that requires thought. On the other hand I can respond to an IM while I read email, check the build status, etc.

      IMing does not require as immediate or as attentive responses.

    22. Re:Different tool by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      You can enable logging on the client side even with the encryption. Likewise it's unlikely you'll have access to the servers IM logs and be able to find one specific IM that was sent to you 3 months ago, among all the other IMs for the entire company.

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    23. Re:Different tool by crush · · Score: 1

      Yup, e.g. Pidgin/Gaim have OTR available. I just use it by default. http://www.cypherpunks.ca/otr/

    24. Re:Different tool by orclevegam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nevermind the fact, that it may get your employer in trouble and most likely get you fired.

      Jeez, if you are doing something that may get you or your employer in trouble then stop doing it (or better yet don't do it in the first place). Having an ethical workplace does not mean doing a better job of hiding your bad deeds. If you are concerned about privacy then wait until you get home.

      Maybe get me fired, but no way in hell it can get the employer in trouble. Private conversation is a private conversation, just because it went on over IM doesn't mean it needs to be logged. They don't require audio recordings of every room in the building to be logged 24/7, so why should they require IM to be logged? Do they record your inter-office phone calls (not counting things like help desk phone lines, that's slightly different)? Why the hell should it be not only a right but a requirement that your employer record everything employees say to each other? I could lean over to the next cube over and say "My boss is a giant prick.", but if I IM that to the guy in the next cube over that's somehow different?

      You can't control what employees say to each other, all you can do is limit certain mediums from being used. It's better to allow a personal one on one medium like IM to be used privately then to require them to talk with each other where things can be overheard or where they need to take time off to go find someplace private. You can also emphasize that e-mail should be considered an official statement, and that if they don't want it on the record, do it in IM. Even in legal proceedings the courts recognize the difference between a private conversation, and an official statement.

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    25. Re:Different tool by neurovish · · Score: 1

      I'm running Jive/Wildfire/Openfire. I'm not sure what the setting is these days, but when I first installed it, all conversations were logged. It's been a great help for my group and rather painless from an administrative point of view. Even the poor windows saps can play.

    26. Re:Different tool by darken9999 · · Score: 1

      He can't be the one sent to jail. Only the CEO and CFO are personally liable for financial accountability. SOX doesn't say anything about IMs either. COBIT might.

    27. Re:Different tool by emufarmer · · Score: 1

      the white house can make them disappear without being accountable

    28. Re:Different tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you point me to something official for SOX that states this? I'd be quite interested in showing that to my boss.

    29. Re:Different tool by radish · · Score: 1

      You seem very firm in your beliefs, but you're wrong. Any electronic communication within a public company is covered, regardless of whether it's a shady transaction or you asking what's for lunch. Verbal communication isn't (yet) covered - but note that in many industries phone calls are already taped for legal reasons. By intentionally preventing the required logging you are most certainly putting yourself and the company as a whole at risk.

      A nice summary, note that the restrictions are even tighter for financial & healthcare institutions.

      Even in legal proceedings the courts recognize the difference between a private conversation, and an official statement.


      Of course they do. They realise that a private conversation is much more likely to be honest and accurate :)

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    30. Re:Different tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This makes me soooo happy that I'm not living and working in the USA :-/

    31. Re:Different tool by mbravo · · Score: 1

      I would be quite happy if it helped, but alas, it doesn't. We do have a fully operational MS Office Communicator (with lookup in AD working, and there's no excuse not to use it, because it is installed automagically on every company workstation). I would estimate that 90% of employees have each other on ICQ. No matter.

      My concern is that there is way too many wrong things stemming from the basic lack of respect towards communication between colleagues and, generally, inside the company. Including, but not limited to (in no particular order and varying importance):

      - mass spamming of in-company inboxes
      - disruption of peoples' e-mail workflow
      - serious disruption of e-mail workflow for people using ActiveSync and/or other form of e-mail push to mobile devices, especially for rapid response type of job functions
      - proliferation of "to hell with this corporate e-mail shit" attitude and default redirection of mail to /dev/null via filters; also general numbing towards e-mail as convenient tool for internal communication
      - loss of important e-mails amongst the flood of inconsequential overquoted miscontent
      - unnecessary use of IT resources
      - sizeable amount of lost man-hours of productive work
      - creating unnecessary and team-busting frustration between the "easy e-mailers" and people who have to unwillingly wade through the results

      Installing more tools won't help if there is no desire to use the tools because of easy-go-lucky attitude.

      Purely technical restrictions like a word-count filter are possible but most likely won't work in our company either because of rather unique spectrum of stuff that has to go on in the comms during regular genuine work.

      Thanks for a well-considered reply, though, I appreciate it.

    32. Re:Different tool by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd have to agree with that idea. My company uses YIM, for example.

      ...which completely and utterly misses the point of using a corporate IM server. Let me put it this way: I'd cheerfully send a root password to a coworker over our internal Jabber setup. Would you send the same of YIM?

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    33. Re:Different tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like your people are using email for the purpouses of a forum... sort of like this, eh? It will have the added benefit of people plugging in and out as they please, without it being forced in their mailbox.

    34. Re:Different tool by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      Excellent article which only goes to prove my point. Reread that carefully. All the regulations require logging only in select cases. For most of them, it requires that only conversations between employees and the public be logged. The one for SOX 404, is for financial reporting, not general messages. Unless you're sending the CEO stock updates in IM, it doesn't need to be logged. Most of the other ones only require that the messages be logged and that it's easy to find a particular message. It doesn't say anything about being able to understand those messages. If I send an e-mail that I've used PGP on, or that I've attached a image with steganography used to embed a message, so long as it's logged on the server and retained it's still valid.

      It's important to note that at least one of those regulations is concerned with ensuring that information discussed internally is secure from snooping. Obviously, if it's encrypted, it's reasonably secure from outside snooping, so using something like OTR is an automatic pass on that regulation.

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    35. Re:Different tool by samkass · · Score: 1

      However, you can't prove a negative. When the court requests the records, and you produce a pile of encrypted garbage or no logs at all and assert they weren't relevant anyway, ... well, don't drop the soap in the showers when doing time for contempt.

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    36. Re:Different tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you reference the SOX requirement or ruling that demands this?

    37. Re:Different tool by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      Hmm, that is a tough one then. Maybe a clue to the solution is in the symptoms. From the sounds of it, maybe a streamlining of the chain of command might help? It seems like a lot of the problem is to many people trying to communicate with each other and thus you end up with chaos. How viable would it be to slim down the teams and eliminate mailing lists (not outright, but cut the numbers down to something manageable)? I know every company has some junk e-mail that comes out (junk is of course a matter of perception, I for instance always round filed the weekly financial report that was sent out company wide), but maybe you could encourage people to be more specific in e-mails and reserve company wide mailing lists for things that REALLY do need to go out to the entire company.

      Is there a specific reason why people are being included on e-mails that don't really matter to them? I guess really the question is, what's causing the problem in the first place?

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    38. Re:Different tool by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      However, you can't prove a negative. When the court requests the records, and you produce a pile of encrypted garbage or no logs at all and assert they weren't relevant anyway, ... well, don't drop the soap in the showers when doing time for contempt.

      I would happily hand over the pile of encrypted messages and tell them "Yes sir, this is exactly what was sent over our IM network. No sir, I don't know what it means, your guess is as good as mine. No, I don't know why someone would send that, I suppose you would have to ask them.". And if I was asked about a message I had sent, I would tell him that the message was encoded for security reasons, and that it was a private conversation, but if he would like to know the content of that conversation I'd be happy to swear under oath that it was me telling my co-worker how pissed off I was about the latest idiotic requirement being added to our use cases because of a perceived requirement of Sarbanes-Oxley.

      FYI, you can't be charged for contempt for complying with a court order to the best of your ability.

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    39. Re:Different tool by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      If you cannot produce the clear text of the messages sent, then you may be in violation. This is why many e-mail encryption solutions are coming or being sold with archival solutions, so that the clear text version of the mail is stored separately and (hopefully) securely for possible retrieval in litigation. IM is only recently getting caught up on this.

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    40. Re:Different tool by Tenareth · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, it doesn't.

      SOX is only in reference to financial statement or items that may impact your financial statement. You can either have policy against using IM for any financial conversations, or a trigger system that detects communication that may be related to financials, which then logs the relevant portion of the conversation, but most companies don't even do that because of states like Washington that requires both parties have to agree to have a conversation recorded.

      However, large companies will also put in replacement IM servers that keep all communication internal unless you are in a conversation with someone outside the company. That just makes logical sense, why have all those conversations going over the Internet if you don't have to? IMLogic is a nice tool, but Symantec picked them up in their buying frenzy... so we'll see how long they stay a solid product.

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    41. Re:Different tool by smurfsurf · · Score: 1

      So what is the difference between email and IM with your use pattern then?

    42. Re:Different tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They don't require audio recordings of every room in the building to be logged 24/7, so why should they require IM to be logged? Do they record your inter-office phone calls"

      I worked for a Commodities Broker in London in the late 80's/early 90's. In the middle of the main floor was a large tape drive, which was used to actively record all telephone calls made by anybody in the building. There were also mic's in all of the conference rooms which were also recorded to the tape.

      So yes, they can and do record everything.

    43. Re:Different tool by mbravo · · Score: 1

      Exactly. And my frustration comes mainly from the realization that it's mostly ignorance (no pun with your sig intended). Let's take a more concrete example. Someone remembers that in a couple days a certain person is having a birthday. The concerned employee writes a message, addresses it to an allemployeesinthatcityoffices mailing alias, *expands it*, strikes out the one with upcoming birthday and shoots out "how are we going to congratulate the guy?". Within half an hour, every single employee within that city, except one, receives up to a hundred one-liner messages, each of which includes all top-quoted previous ones (and every reply and quote includes an expanded list of addressees, thus making every reply grow by a couple kilobytes of meaningless text).

      The existence of the mailing alias is justified by legitimate business needs. I mean, we have a special "offtopic" mailing alias, to which all the requisite office jokes and whatever go, and anyone can sign up to receive it, or choose to be skipped the privilege. So, technically, it's an abuse of proper business tool. However, we do not run a fascict admin policy, so there is no practical way to just threaten the originator or participants with "AUP violations" and the like; threats never work anyway.

      The obvious answer is that there is a whole lot of consistent and patient of educating the employees and, especially, the management, about the negative side-effects of such things, but that takes a lot of time and resources. Thus my submission to /. to see how people treat similar problems, if at all.

    44. Re:Different tool by FreudianNightmare · · Score: 1

      You must be working in tech geek heaven because I note that actually talking to people isn't on your list.

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    45. Re:Different tool by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      Judge: Produce the contents of your IMs from Jan 2006-Mar 2007
      Orclevegam: Here you go
      Judge: These are encrypted
      Orclevegam: So?
      Judge: 5 years in the slammer!

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    46. Re:Different tool by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      Sadly I can't give you a good answer to that one. I for one always setup a few rules to filter my incoming mail. If it's sent to more then 10 people, I auto-sort it into a spam folder. If I'm not in the To field, just the CC field, it gets dumped into another folder. Emails from certain people, like the CEO who I never talk to, and who's about 6 levels above me in the hierarchy also gets dumped into a special folder. Certain regular automated mailings likewise go into special folders, or else just get deleted outright.

      The biggest problem I guess is one of trying to second guess what other people actually are interested in. In your example, the employee doesn't know who all is interested, so sends it to everyone on the off chance that they are interested. On the other hand had he only sent it to a handful of people someone may have gotten annoyed that they weren't part of the discussion. It's a tough problem. I think maybe as some have pointed out already, an e-mail client with excellent threading like gmail offers might be one way of tackling it, but that still doesn't help the people who suffer the most which are the ones dealing with push e-mail clients on blackberries and the like. If it weren't totally impractical I'd almost suggest having two mail servers and two mail accounts for everyone, one for informal things, and the other for directly job related activities. Financial updates, birthdays, etc. could all go to the informal, or if you prefer informative accounts, and more or less only things directly relevant to you would be sent to the job related accounts. Of course, this setup also increases everyones headaches, because now you have two parallel systems to maintain.

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    47. Re:Different tool by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      Judge: Produce the contents of your IMs from Jan 2006-Mar 2007
      Orclevegam: Here you go
      Judge: These are encrypted
      Orclevegam: So?
      Judge: 5 years in the slammer! Close, but not quite.
      Judge: Produce the contents of your IMs from Jan 2006-Mar 2007
      Orclevegam: Here you go
      Judge: These are encrypted
      Orclevegam: That is the content of the IMs. What you have there is exactly what was transmitted over our network.
      Judge: Why are they encrypted?
      Orclevegam: It varies by the IM, but in general it's a security and privacy thing. Some of them are private communications between co-workers, others may have sensitive information that shouldn't be shared within the company or to anyone that may have managed to break in to the network.
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    48. Re:Different tool by porneL · · Score: 1

      With OTR built-in I can even send it via Google's servers.

    49. Re:Different tool by bwalling · · Score: 1

      IM- for talking to one person right now.
      Between email and phone, why do I need IM?
    50. Re:Different tool by paeanblack · · Score: 1

      a root password to a coworker

      Damn...I wish we had some of those here. Sudo get me a sandwich indeed.

    51. Re:Different tool by samkass · · Score: 1

      FYI, you can't be charged for contempt for complying with a court order to the best of your ability.

      You certainly can. It won't stick, and you'll be released on appeal. But be prepared to spend a little time in jail if you take the attitude expressed in your post. And your lawyer will certainly appreciate the fees he gets defending you and your company from the sarbox litigation, successful or not.

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    52. Re:Different tool by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I wish we had some of those here. Sudo get me a sandwich indeed.

      How well does sudo get you into a single-user secure console? It's great and we use it extensively, but that doesn't mean we can get rid of root.

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    53. Re:Different tool by sobachatina · · Score: 1

      Maybe you don't. I'm not trying to convince you.
      Here IM has a useful niche because phone is too obtrusive but email is too slow.

      Perhaps your corporate culture is different and email is good enough.

    54. Re:Different tool by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      I think that was a joke. A play on words centered on the phrase "root password to a co-worker". Hence the "get me a sandwich" bit.

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    55. Re:Different tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a perfect world sure, but the real world isn't perfect.

      My company is small (25 employees) and we've already had one employee fired for badmouthing their boss over IM. My manager recently had a talk with our department basically telling us if we were found doing watercooler gossip using company computers we'd also be fired. He specifically said that watercooler conversations of a similar nature were fine but using company equipment to gossip were grounds for immediate termination.

    56. Re:Different tool by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      I've set up all that sort of sort of stuff before (including phpBB and a wiki), but usually enough, senior, people refuse to use it that it dies. Are you in a particularly techie place or have you found some secret to getting the technophobic to use computer-mediated communications?

    57. Re:Different tool by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      I agree.

    58. Re:Different tool by sobachatina · · Score: 1

      Very much a techie place. The wiki and forum are used only by software and hardware R&D.

    59. Re:Different tool by access.name · · Score: 1

      You need to setup an internal newsgroup server. (The usenet kind, NNTP). That way you can have different groups for different topics, every user can suscribe and unsuscribe from any group, plus you have all centralized in a backup-able base.

      Also, all mails are neatly organized in each client computer, every user can read them threaded or sorted by date, poster or whatever, and you get solved the "tons of ugly emails are arriving in my inbox" problem, without relying in the ability of each user to set the appropriate filters.

      Quoting becomes optional, because on threaded view (in Thunderbird, for example) you can see what mail replies to what mail. The user changes the subject? no problem, the original reply-to is used for threading.

    60. Re:Different tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To the mods: Redundant my ass. I was making a poignant observation about slashcode behavior & slashdot memes.

      ~coolguyzak

  9. What's the problem? by rob1980 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't seem to be seeing much success in explaining to my co-workers what the problem is here.

    Well, what is the problem? Do you just not like long e-mail threads, or is there a legitimate concern here?

    Convincing them there's a legitimate problem, aside from your ideal form of etiquette, ought to be step one. Otherwise - why would random_employee_002 do anything different?

    1. Re:What's the problem? by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      If the email redirects to your mobile, and your tariff charges you per byteYes there is a very big problem

      Not everyone lives in the USA, and the rules are different in other countries!

      (Some of us actually do roam!)

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    2. Re:What's the problem? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      The problem is that the more the conversation goes on, you have to wade through a longer and longer rat's tail of irrelevant stale quoting.

      But really, should that be your problem? Remember, these are professional mails, which you do not read on your own time, but on company time. If it takes you 3 times as long to read it, than so be it. It's not your time lost, it's your boss'es. Just make sure you don't stay one second longer because of these mails. If somebody brings up your low productivity, then, in some calm and measured voice, explain why. And then let them judge whether it is indeed a problem or not.

    3. Re:What's the problem? by STrinity · · Score: 1

      It's a waste of bandwidth and disk space. Sure, it's only text, but cruft is cruft. If you can cut an email down by 80% by removing all the quoted material except what you're specifically replying to, and everyone does it, that adds up to a significant saving in bandwidth.

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    4. Re:What's the problem? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't the problem that they're using email for a task that's better suited to something else - maybe like usenet?

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    5. Re:What's the problem? by pthor1231 · · Score: 1

      I would hate to work for whatever company that doesn't pay your cell phone data usage bill, when used for business purposes.

    6. Re:What's the problem? by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Convincing them there's a legitimate problem, aside from your ideal form of etiquette, ought to be step one. Otherwise - why would random_employee_002 do anything different?

      It's not 'his' ideal form of etiquette - it used to be quite common and well understood.
    7. Re:What's the problem? by jilles · · Score: 1

      That's not really a problem, bandwidth and storage are both dirt cheap (except if you are a big ISP). 95% of it is spam anyway (technically this is an etiquette problem as well).

      The problem with mail etiquette is that it requires continuous education of users which given the lack of clear benefit for them is not something you can waste lots of time on in a corporate setting (close to irrelevant from business perspective) which is why this has been a total non issue since the day people invented this mail etiquette. It sort of worked while the internet was smelly, idealistic hippies using pine/elm/or worse but after normal people started using email it quickly broke down for the obvious reason that it was basically unenforcable. This was around 1994/1995 probably. Ever since old fashioned types have been bitching about this.

      As other people have pointed out, gmail does a nice job of fixing the damage to your inbox. Technology is always a better solution than mass behavior modification.

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    8. Re:What's the problem? by hiryuu · · Score: 1

      It's not 'his' ideal form of etiquette - it used to be quite common and well understood.

      Kinda like the discussions I (used to) have with friends and co-workers about top-posting in their replies, or using HTML or other rich-format text instead of plaintext, etc. It's reached a point where I (a) am the only person I know who still uses in-line quoting and plaintext and (b) have given up on the arguments on what's the "right" way to do things and why. It doesn't help that it seems like the default configuration of most common email clients seems to do things the "wrong" way.

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    9. Re:What's the problem? by mbravo · · Score: 1

      The problem is, in part, in the general deterioration of word meanings, etiquette being one of those. You see, it can't be mine :)

      The obvious statement is that times change, and socially accepted behavior changes. What I was asking in the OP is how people on /. handle this particular change trend, and I chose /. because the audience here, in significant numbers, can actually think of why something happens and how it impacts stuff, instead of just randomly following the current easy mode player mob.

  10. Forum by xtracto · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just configure an *inernal* phpBB (and secure it FTLOG!!) forum and make people post there. If you have long conversation threads then it might be good to have them in a forum instead of clogging the mail (and that way you can prevent mail leaks.

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    1. Re:Forum by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

      I can't decide if that "*inernal*" is supposed to read "*internal*" or "*infernal*". Something for the philosophers I guess.

  11. anonymous coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who will be the first to reply with a short one-liner quioting someone else's reply?

    V Droll

    1. Re:anonymous coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who will be the first to reply with a short one-liner quioting someone else's reply?

      V Droll That would be dumb.
  12. Me too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Full quotes are just a fact these days, and as much as I hate them, they're there for a reason: With role accounts and many concurrent tasks, people simply need a quick way to see the "history" of an email exchange, beyond their own mail account. The inclusion of everything isn't so much for themselves, it's for their colleague who eventually takes over the thread.

  13. And your point is? by phaze3000 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Email is a tool. The job of IT is to support that tool and help people use that tool effectively. If you think employees are using IT non-optimally because of lack of training, arrange training. If employees of the company think these one line emails are the best use of the technology even after you've trained them effectively, let them get on with it.

    If your problem is that your mail server can't handle all these mails, it's time to upgrade the mail server and/or switch to different software.

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    1. Re:And your point is? by Steinfiend · · Score: 1

      My feeling is, based on a persons position within a company, I should be able to safely expect a certain level of competency. For example, if I'm hiring an auto-mechanic I should be able to assume they can drain the oil from a car, change a battery, rotate tires and other 'basic' mechanic functions.

      By that same token if I'm hiring someone for {random office job here}, then I should be able to assume they have basic competency in defacto office skills, including email usage. I would be wrong to assume the auto-mechanic can update their Outlook calendar in the same way I would be wrong to assume the office worker can change break pads.

      Yes, if it's an entry level position or 'first real job', there might be some education needed, but anyone else shouldn't need hand-holding.

    2. Re:And your point is? by irieiam · · Score: 1

      Your sig is like Fox News advertising. Total bullshit.

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    3. Re:And your point is? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Usually the server is fine. Problems such as people that send stuff to the entire company with no subject, no text and an attachment called "Document1.doc" with six lines of plain text put no strain on servers but tend to be an annoying waste of time for everyone. The senders of such things know they shouldn't (but it will be OK this time they think on a daily basis) so training will not help.

  14. Part of the problem by Aram+Fingal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Part of the problem is that there are two distinct ways people commonly do quotations in email. The quick and lazy way is to just hit reply, quoting the sender's entire message below, and write your reply above. The more precise way is to quote specific lines from the original message and write your reply below each set of lines. What I really hate is when the two methods get mixed. For example, I use the more precise method to reply to a message and the someone else quotes the whole thing with their reply above, the message goes through another round or two of replies and then gets forwarded on to someone else who was not one of the original recipients. Good luck figuring out the track of the conversation.

    1. Re:Part of the problem by Otter · · Score: 1

      Lotus Freaking Notes solves this in its typically elegant fashion by locking the entire preceding exchange into a series of nested chunks at the bottom of the email. You can edit the quoted texts but can't delete the chunks, and you can only quote line by line at the top by copy/pasting the text and manually indenting or coloring it.

    2. Re:Part of the problem by value_added · · Score: 2, Informative

      The quick and lazy way is to just hit reply, quoting the sender's entire message below, and write your reply above. The more precise way is to quote specific lines from the original message and write your reply below each set of lines.

      I'd suggest the second should be characterised as "written, edited and formatted for the benefit of the recipient rather than the convenience of the sender". A fairly popular signature that reflects one aspect of the obviousness of this is the following:

      A: Yes.
      Q: Are you sure?
      A: Because it reverses the logical flow of conversation.
      Q: Why is top posting annoying in email?

      Ironically, many who do take the trouble to format their message properly neglect to take the additional small step of removing extranous cruft. I can't count the number of times I've seen the above quoted in an email, let alone all the other variations of salutations, signatures, and disclaimers.

    3. Re:Part of the problem by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is not the problem. In fact long chains of "reply to" are awesome.

      I hate the new chick in Sales or the Director of marketing that has a 1.2meg photo background, a 3.4meg digital signature image, and uses wierd fonts on all their emails.

      HTML email is the most evil and worst thing ever created in the world, and outlook gladly let's you abuse the damn feature.

      I dont like my email box clogged to the hilt because you want a foofy image and pretty font. Oh and marketing sending everyone a Copy of a 130meg Power Point file is also not acceptable.

      But do they listen? nooooooo.

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    4. Re:Part of the problem by kindbud · · Score: 1

      And then that whole thread is sent to your ticket queue for you to act on.

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    5. Re:Part of the problem by notorious+ninja · · Score: 2, Funny

      I like top posting. I want to see the message that is for me at the top, and not to have to scroll through a series of replies to get to where my message really begins. Plus, if it was relevant to me I've probably already seen it, although it's nice to have for context.

    6. Re:Part of the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I work, the common solution to that problem is to quote inline, and include in the response that it was done: "Answers inline" or something of that nature followed by the original email and the sender's responses. Not perfect, but does fix one of the problems you addressed

    7. Re:Part of the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually find that your 'more precise' method of replying causes more problems than it solves. Even if everyone agrees to follow that method, it breaks down after the third or fourth reply. You end up with message threads that keep you from quickly replying to the message (i.e. you have to find the 6 different places in the email where you need to start typing rather than simply starting to type).

      It's far easier to just number your points so that people can refer to those numbers in their replies. And, as you said, mixing the two reply styles is a recipe for confusion. Using your 'more precise' method just ensures that at some point, the message thread will become confusing. Better to just have everyone use the 'less precise' method to ensure that the thread is always readable and can be followed, from the beginning, by scrolling upwards (something that is very important to people who get added to the recipients list after the initial message).

      So please, stop being 'more precise' and start thinking about what will make the lives of the people you're corresponding with easier. Doing otherwise is just inconsiderate.

    8. Re:Part of the problem by Squib · · Score: 1
      I also tend to see a lot of emails answered out of place in the conversation. Looks something like this:

      1. User 1 will send a group email.
      2. User 2 will respond to User 1.
      3. User 3 will respond to User 1.
        THEN
      4. User 4 will respond to User 2 OR
      5. User 4 will respond to User 3.


      And thus you have at least two divergent paths, and people left out of the loop (don't even begin on reply-to-all issues)...
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    9. Re:Part of the problem by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      A good threading mail client will fix that. I am tightly clutching my self-compiled copy of Mutt and trying to stay off Outlook for as long as possible. I've heard rumblings that Outlook will be mandatory in the future. The future looks bleak.

    10. Re:Part of the problem by ydrol · · Score: 1
      HTML email is the most evil and worst thing ever created in the world, and outlook gladly let's you abuse the damn feature.

      A lot of companies are now enforcing HTML signatures in their emails which try to grab some image from some remote site. And they say "Think - Do you really want to print this email", like, who still prints emails (OK I may regret asking that)

    11. Re:Part of the problem by doom · · Score: 1

      I like top posting. I want to see the message that is for me at the top, and not to have to scroll through a series of replies to get to where my message really begins. Plus, if it was relevant to me I've probably already seen it, although it's nice to have for context.

      This style works -- to the extent that it does -- with a rapid exchange of replies among a small group of recipients who can be expected to read it immediately. Not suprisingly, this describes the corporate enviroment.

      It's very, very bad if you're writing for the benefit of a larger audience, some of whom might not have been reading the entire exchange, who may be coming in the middle some time after the message was written.

      It has a great failing in writing for either type of audience, in that it's often difficult to tell which part of the message the reply is referring to.... the reply-below, trim for relevence style (that people who've been using computers since before you were born long ago figured out was the right way to do it) allows a much finer granularity of response.

      My own experience is that the reply-below style is *in general* much easier on readers -- certainly it never confuses readers, if it's done right. On the other hand, the reply above style is really easy on lazy writers, and consequently leads to rapid exchanges that spiral out of control in ways that the participants are only half-way conscious of.

    12. Re:Part of the problem by randyest · · Score: 1

      Top replies are just as easy on the reader than bottom replies. Moreso if you bottom-repliers would give up and quit it. There's nothing confusing about a bottom-to-top ordered thread, especially if you know it's in that order!

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    13. Re:Part of the problem by randyest · · Score: 1

      Huh?

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    14. Re:Part of the problem by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      Most clients that send html mail also send a text mime attachment, as well. Configure your mail client to ignore the html version and display the text. (Or configure your mail server to remove html mime attachments that duplicate text)

    15. Re:Part of the problem by doom · · Score: 1

      Top replies are just as easy on the reader than bottom replies. Moreso if you bottom-repliers would give up and quit it. There's nothing confusing about a bottom-to-top ordered thread, especially if you know it's in that order!

      Uh, huh. If you want to understand the current message, you're supposed to back up to the beginning, and read/skim it all in order...

      I repeat: this appeals to lazy writers. It's not the kind of thing a good writer demands of their audience.

      Reading alternating lines of dialog, proceeding from top to bottom, is not exactly unfamiliar to English readers. Even if it's unfamiliar to someone in email context, it doesn't take more than half a second to get it.

    16. Re:Part of the problem by Squib · · Score: 1

      Sad Admission: We have to use Lotus.

      No choice in that, by corporate edict...

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  15. Re: Corporate Email Etiquette - Dead or Alive? by phobos13013 · · Score: 5, Funny
    no

    {Unclassified}

    -----Original Message-----
    From: mbravo@spb.ru
    Sent: January 22, 2008, 10:39AM
    To: Slashdot-all@slashdot.org; phobos13013@corporate-email.com; digg-all@digg.com; bob2074@dobbs.com; bob@aol.com;
    Subject: Corporate Email Etiquette - Dead or Alive?


    "I work in a largish company, heavily into IT, and in a complex and quickly changing market. Employees are predominantly in the 30 or younger age-bracket, and as you might expect we rely on a lot of internal e-mail. Despite that, lately I'm finding myself increasingly frustrated by a complete lack of e-mail etiquette in the company. A typical thread might look like a hundred-message-long chain of one-line replies, with full quoting and hundreds of recipients in the 'To:' field. It feels like it is happening more and more often. I don't seem to be seeing much success in explaining to my co-workers what the problem is here. How do you deal with this at your place of business, and does your company care? Does the company take any policing or educating measures?"
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  16. i don't get it by pezpunk · · Score: 1

    i don't understand. are we actually concerned, in 2008, about consuming excess disk space and bandwidth because of simple text? sure, it adds up, but unless people are passing around big bulky attachements, i have a hard time believing over-quoted email text is a big corporate burden. it would seem to me worth the resources to have the entire conversation right there on the same page within scrolling distance.

    (granted, gmail does it better, but not all of our employers are as enlightened in that regard.)

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    1. Re:i don't get it by wizardforce · · Score: 2, Interesting

      this has nothing to do with email consuming disk space, this is about the fact that a lot of people who use email at the work place don't bother to clean up their emails. they already have a copy of everything said beforehand, so they don't need to clutter the next one with the entirety of what has already been said. Their spelling and/or grammar should be expected to be readable by another human being. Private emails are casual, work emails OTOH should be more professional.

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    2. Re:i don't get it by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It has nothing to do with drive space or CPU cycles. It has everything to do with the fact that people receive dozens or hundreds of emails a day which are irrelevant and waste their time. Too many lazy people hit Reply All when the only person who cares is the original sender. The worst is when, say, a person emails with: 'Will the person with the green Hyundai please come to my office?' and my inbox gets flooded with dozens of messages all expressing variants of: 'Nope! I don't drive a Hyundai!' A lot of it is common sense, which isn't that common.

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    3. Re:i don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is how to handle e-mail in a corporate environment effectively:

    4. Re:i don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least they don't drive a hunday and you now know that.

    5. Re:i don't get it by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1
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    6. Re:i don't get it by dbIII · · Score: 1
      The above gets to be a lot of fun when there are more than sixteen thousand people on the site mailing list. You get the added bonus of around twenty people complaining about such a message being sent to the entire list and then another dozen or two pointing out the the twenty that they are doing the same thing. It sometimes took over a day for the pointless mailstorm to die down.

      For added fun have a department head that decides that email is instant communication and that over 500 staff should set their email client to poll the mail server every second. The Outlook of that was not so good.

  17. E-mail vs. chat... by TofuMatt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It depends... the people in the office who only use e-mail to communicate are often the ones I get one-line e-mails with bad grammar and no signatures, etc., from. However, a lot of us use an office-wide Jabber system now, so I increasingly get brief messages or requests over iChat. Unless I'm just really quickly rattling off an e-mail from my iPod or something, I make sure to treat an e-mail much more formally than I suspect many others do. Working in government, it's considered an official gov't document/record, so I tend to treat it more officially than a quick chat message.

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  18. different modes of collaboration by v_1_r_u_5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    try a wiki, a forum, a social-networking solution akin to facebook, IMs or other online chats, extranets, online live documents (like writely/google docs), whatever. email is an outdated medium. try "collaborative software" in ask.com

    1. Re:different modes of collaboration by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      try a wiki, a forum, a social-networking solution akin to facebook, IMs or other online chats, extranets, online live documents (like writely/google docs), whatever. email is an outdated medium. try "collaborative software" in ask.com
      This is what one of my clients (a large corporation) has done. They have a Wiki, a forum, IM, and yes: email and phones too. They also educate employees on the proper use of each, with a few simple rules. Examples for email:
      - To: people who need to take action. Cc: people who need to know. Be careful with the Reply-All button
      - If you suspect that your reply to an email will prompt further questions, or if you have questions about the email, it is probably better to call the originator rather than continue mailing him.

      Those two rules alone go a long way towards preventing discussions by email.

      By the way, I do not consider email to be an outdated medium. It is still the person-to-person communication method of choice for us... don't forget that emails get through even if the addressee is not at his desk, and emails can be stored easily in personal, corporate or project archives. Email is a good "push" medium in the sense that it prompts the addressee for action. It is also a good medium to reach people outside the company, and unlike forums, IM or Wikis it is truly universal. The mail gets there no matter if the user uses Outlook, Gmail, Yahoo or whatever.
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    2. Re:different modes of collaboration by Cederic · · Score: 1


      In an organisation where people think this email thing is a bit edgy, might not take off, or is just too complicated, I'm kind of frightened to try a wiki, forum or social networking tool.

      In other environments I have used such tools. I've used internal usenet servers, IRC servers, IM servers, wikis and forums. They've all suffered from the same issue: Nobody uses them. It's quicker, easier and more likely to get results if you just email the person directly.

      Maybe things will start to change as the Myspace generation enter paid employment. Right now, most non-IT companies (and many IT companies) just aren't ready for these tools.

  19. Stop using email for all electronic communications by Vellmont · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It sounds like you're using email when you should be using another, or several different technologies.

    Look into putting up an IM server, a wiki, blogs, online discussion groups, etc. Email is poorly suited to the kind of long-running threads you're talking about. One size does NOT fit all.

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  20. It's also a cause of the problem described by emj · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Gmail is what causes those threads with one line responses because it feels much more like chatting than sending emails. People who don't have the feature to remove the quoted text will always complain. Is it a good or bad thing?

    Gmail removes somethings that were an annoyance when I used pine/thunderbird, and now I just press "reply all" most of the times, and don't bother cleaning subject or to:/cc: fields. But the "reply all" feature should reply to everyone in the discussion, not just to the ones that were included in the last email.

    Ad-Hoc email lists should be easy to set up..

    1. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Gmail is what causes those threads with one line responses because it feels much more like chatting than sending emails.

      I'd hate to argue semantics, but Gmail doesn't cause those threads, people cause those threads. Period.

      People who don't have the feature to remove the quoted text will always complain.

      Sorry, I don't follow. Do people not have the ability to 'select'+'delete' the previous conversation text? I use Outlook for work and Gmail for personal use, and I pretty much always delete the old stuff, unless it's work related and being passed onto others who might be getting into the conversation late (so they can read back and get caught up).

    2. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by LordSnooty · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Gmail is what causes those threads with one line responses because it feels much more like chatting than sending emails.
      Actually I think what causes it is people unwilling to pick up a phone or just go and speak to the person if they're in the same office. As you point out email isn't really for chatting, so when people use it for such it can get messy.
    3. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by oliverthered · · Score: 4, Insightful

      and what causes that?

      well if your like me you can't remember 90% of what was said over the phone, but it's real easy to look it up if someones sent you an email.

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    4. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Funny

      Gmail removes somethings that were an annoyance when I used pine/thunderbird, and now I just press "reply all" most of the times, and don't bother cleaning subject or to:/cc: fields.

      On behalf of your poor coworkers...stop doing that. I can't stand the morons in my company that can't distinguish between the reply and reply all buttons. Second to that in annoyance is the people who indiscriminately send company wide emails.

      Seriously. With about half a second of actual thought you can actually avoid clogging everyone else's inbox with crap.

      But the "reply all" feature should reply to everyone in the discussion, not just to the ones that were included in the last email.

      Actually, whoever came up with the reply all button should be tried for war crimes at the Hague.

    5. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by paeanblack · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually I think what causes it is people unwilling to pick up a phone or just go and speak to the person if they're in the same office. As you point out email isn't really for chatting, so when people use it for such it can get messy.

      Phones and instant messaging interrupt the recipient. Sending out a "Drinks at XYZ tonight?" email to five coworkers is not worth disrupting five people with phone calls who could otherwise check their email on their own schedules.

      Using a phone when it is not necessary is even worse in many cases.

    6. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by moderatorrater · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Out of curiosity, what's the problem with just ignoring an email that isn't appropriate to you? In the setting that the submitter describes, there's a business with hundreds of people. If most of those people don't need the email, then something needs to be changed to where it's easy for someone to just submit it to those who need to know. However, if the majority of those people do need to know and you don't, just ignore it.

      Along those same lines, I think gmail's filtering of the repeated text is awesome too, but I can't use gmail for my business email needs. Know what I do with the quoted text? Ignore it. Does all the text need to be quoted? Of course not. If you're in an email environment that doesn't thread the messages, it's a lifesaver to be able to grab the context by just looking underneath the reply.

      In reality there's a better way for this to happen, but asynchronous communication between a lot of people is very hard. IRC (which my company uses) is so easy that people get off topic very quickly. We say things in IRC that we would never say in an email. IM can include a lot of people, but once you get enough people onto a chat it's the same as IRC.

      So, the solution isn't that easy. Sometimes, you don't have the time to type out a full reply, and it's not warranted. If people are replying to everyone with something that they don't need to know, or just plain typing off topic things, then get after them for that. But if the communication is pertinent and the submitter is really just complaining about the format and a few people getting caught in the shotgun blast that weren't meant to be there, then it's a personal problem that he should deal with in private.

    7. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I also find it annoying that gMail tries to make everything into a conversation, even if it isn't If I get status emails from some process I'm running, they all look mostly the same, gMail tends to group them all together into one conversation, and tries to figure out what parts are the same, and mark them as from the previous message.

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    8. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      It's also really easy to look it up in your IM history files.

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    9. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by allcar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The real idiots are the ones who realise that they've inappropriately done a reply all and then do it again to apologise.
      Someone did that at our place last week with a party invitation that was sent to the entire company (150+ people). To make matters worse, the mail had a very large attachment on it, so we all ended up 3 copies of the attachment.

    10. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by aleander · · Score: 1

      Phones and instant messaging interrupt the recipient. Since when? IMs I receive don't interrupt me. You see, a good IM client can be configured to not bother you if your status is DND/NA/whatever. The icon will change, and the message/broadcast/whatever will stay there until you have the time to check your communications. A bad client will flash the icon. Eww. As for the phones, I agree. For me, they have a very special use-case when I need my hands and/or eyes elsewhere.
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    11. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by RESPAWN · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, I hate my phone and only answer it about 10% of the time. Most of the time it is people who want something minor done, but who for some reason don't feel that they should have to go through the helpdesk. What they fail to comprehend is that the reason I hire those helpdesk people is to filter out all of the users' idiotic requests and make sure that only the really important things get to me. I would much prefer a "drinks at XYZ" email, personally.

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    12. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by magical_mystery_meat · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Why would I want to call or go talk to someone who has such a shitty attitude that they are even assholes about how you write them an email?

      The decline of email etiquette is self-perpetuating.

    13. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by jimjamjoh · · Score: 1

      It's actually "The Hague" with capital "T" (Dutch: "Den Haag"), as it's the proper name of a city.

    14. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

      I have the same issue, but I work in a place where my boss thinks it's easier to tell me a long list of instructions over the phone instead of emailing them to me. Then he will leave out instructions and complain that I'm not listening to him, but of course there is no way to prove it unless I start recording our conversations.

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    15. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by hachete · · Score: 1

      Fuckin' A. Managers and salespeople are particularly prone to reply-all, company-wide emails about whatever's current in their tiny, tiny heads.

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    16. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by smurfsurf · · Score: 3, Funny

      So why don't you note these instructions down? If he speaks too fast, ask him to slow down, as you are writing it down so you don't miss a step. He will understand and appreciate it. It is your responsibility to get it right. If you can't remember everything and don't take notes, you rightfully get negative feedback about it. He is your boss, it is his choice of communication medium, you have to deal with it in the best way you can.

    17. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by darkvizier · · Score: 1

      Second to that in annoyance is the people who indiscriminately send company wide emails.
      Heh, I just set up a rules in outlook based on mailing lists. Anything going to the whole corp gets moved to a separate folder. Rarely do I need to read anything that goes to the whole corp, so this works out fine for me.
    18. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For social mail, it may be good practice to remove quoted text. For business correspondence, I'm not so sure. I may only have my hand on the last e-mail (they only remembered to forward it to me now for input)... I may need to see what's been going on before. I think intelligent filtering is better in that context. It keeps it simple without sacrificing the threading.

    19. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by 7-Vodka · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is easy, write down what you think he said over the phone then send him an email which says: Is this what you want me to do?
      Just keep the meeting minutes yourself and get him to sign off on them.

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    20. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, what's the problem with just ignoring an email that isn't appropriate to you? In the setting that the submitter describes, there's a business with hundreds of people. If most of those people don't need the email, then something needs to be changed to where it's easy for someone to just submit it to those who need to know. However, if the majority of those people do need to know and you don't, just ignore it.

      It's called a "To" field. That's where you specify the people you want to actually receive your mail. In any email client I've ever seen, you also have the ability to set up lists of people who are likely to be concerned about a particular topic, so you can send it to just those people.

      If you work in a business with hundreds of people and everyone sends their emails out to the whole company, people will be spending half their day sorting through email. That's ridiculous. People who can't learn to properly use email should be cut off from it by IT. In the case of the original poster, it was by no means clear that most of the emails being sent were actually of need to any sizeable fraction of the people who end up on the CC list.

    21. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by filterban · · Score: 1

      Actually, whoever came up with the reply all button should be tried for war crimes at the Hague.

      I agree completely. Actually, I was thinking that the "Reply All" feature should be granted like a privilege. Once you have violated the rules by being a complete idiot (e.g. by replying all to a company-wide email) you should have the privilege revoked.

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    22. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by Deltaspectre · · Score: 1

      I think all of us know how annoying it is to get disturbed during our DnD, never knew there was a special status for it though!

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    23. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by cthulu_mt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, I hate my phone and only answer it about 10% of the time. Dad? Is that you?
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    24. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by toleraen · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because they sign your paychecks?

    25. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Know what I do with the quoted text? Ignore it.

      Well, the problem with that is that in addition to the "normal idiot" there is also the "idiot level 2" that in addition also writes some important things below the full quote without a single empty line in-between.
      So if it's important enough you will have to scan that full quote carefully, since there is no easy way to distinguish those (unless you know them already)...

    26. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by binford2k · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I also find it annoying that gMail...gMail...

      Personally, I find it annoying when people insist on weird capitalization for no reason.
      How does Google capitalize it? From mail.google.com: Gmail.

    27. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by operagost · · Score: 1

      BOFH'd!

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    28. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by Noexit · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, what's the problem with just ignoring an email that isn't appropriate to you? It's a little like ignoring off topic posts to a mailing list, isn't it? Some people just can't help themselves and you end up with a list full of off topically bitching about off topic messages. You all know who you are.
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    29. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      Hahaha. OK, I should have said my work phone. That said, my parents have a combined total of 3 phone lines on which I should be able to reach them. They never answer any of them. Your comment is so very, very true.

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    30. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      I hate it when people go off topic. I was playing Team Fortress the other day, and people just kept using the voice chat to talk about this stupid 14 year old's dinner that night. I was all, "What the hell?" But that's okay, because then my wife got home and we started watching DS9.

    31. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by Grygus · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of baseball.

    32. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by Timothy+Chu · · Score: 1

      We get that too...then the sender sends out a Recall Message, which never really seems to work as it should.

      But it could be worse:

      http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2008/1/4sacks.html

    33. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      I hate it when people go off topic. I was playing Team Fortress the other day, and people just kept using the voice chat to talk about this stupid 14 year old's dinner that night. I was all, "What the hell?" But that's okay, because then my wife got home and we started watching DS9.

      I think you should know that she'd been watching TNG with me previously.

    34. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      On behalf of your poor coworkers...stop doing that. I can't stand the morons in my company that can't distinguish between the reply and reply all buttons. Second to that in annoyance is the people who indiscriminately send company wide emails.


      One thing that greatly alleviates the problem is to set the Reply-To: header. At least when I'm responding to a mailing list, I (usually) set the Reply-To header back to the list itself. If I'm already on the !@$ mailing list, why the heck would I want them to reply to me AND the list? So I do a tiny bit of work on my end (set Reply-To: header) to slightly alleviate *my* annoyance at people hitting "reply to all". If they *then* send to BOTH me and the list (which occasionally happens), then I will send them an email asking them to please respect the Reply-To header.

      If *I* could do some tiny bit of work on my end to prevent people from top-posting, I would.
    35. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by mtdenial · · Score: 1

      I have always felt that the ideal solution would involve a small amount of electrical current tied to the reply all button. Sure, you could hit it, but it hurts. That should alleviate the worst of the abuses while ensuring the option remains for those times when it is really needed. Then you'd still end up thinking long and hard about whether to hit that button. Completely impossible, but one can dream, right?

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    36. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by kybred · · Score: 1

      On behalf of your poor coworkers...stop doing that. I can't stand the morons in my company that can't distinguish between the reply and reply all buttons.

      True story. At a company where I was working a few years ago, the HR/Training person sent out a company-wide email inviting everyone to a brown bag lunch seminar on using Outlook. A co-worker replied that he didn't think he could attend.. but hit 'reply-all' instead of just 'reply'. Seems he needed the seminar more than he thought he did. :-)

    37. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe the dipshit HR person should have bcc'd everyone in the first place. Who most needed the training?

    38. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      E-mail and instant messaging interrupts me exactly the same way. I ignore instant messages until I can answer them.

      If the subject is "Drinks at XYZ tonight?" it's not a problem to use e-mail anyway, because it's only relevant for one day and thus gets permanently deleted the next day. It doesn't clutter my inbox.

      It's the e-mails that go "Please respond" and you have to read 10,000 lines of one-line forwards to have any clue about what to respond to that are a problem.

    39. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with you. If you have people sending lots of short, one line emails, its probably time to implement an IM solution.

      This works well, because it will keep emails to the more complex subjects, and I also personally liked it because answering the phone is much more intrusive than answering an IM.

    40. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by jgrahn · · Score: 1

      Phones and instant messaging interrupt the recipient. Sending out a "Drinks at XYZ tonight?" email to five coworkers is not worth disrupting five people with phone calls who could otherwise check their email on their own schedules.

      Using a phone when it is not necessary is even worse in many cases.

      And then there's my favorite: people who send you mail and then -- two minutes later when you are almost done writing the reply -- show up at your desk to repeat the question orally. Thank you for wasting my time and interrupting me!

      (Of course, sometimes it is appropriate to mail background material for a discussion.)

    41. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by magical_mystery_meat · · Score: 1

      Not talking about them, that's necessary.. I'm talking about co-workers who have the nerve to bitch at you because you didn't write an email well enough for their tastes. To hell with them.

    42. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by phoenix_rizzen · · Score: 1

      What's worse are the people who send you an e-mail, and then call to see if you received it!! If you were going to call, why'd you send the e-mail??? Or who call to find out why you haven't replied yet, even though they only sent it 3 minutes ago.

      Or the people who send an e-mail, expect it to be received within 10 seconds, and complain when time-critical issues are not received right away. Don't use an asynchronous, mostly-reliable, non-realtime medium for synchronous, reliable, realtime duties!!

    43. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by SocratesJedi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While this has the advantage of being employee-implementable, it is also quite inefficient. It requires a phone call and 2 or more e-mail messages ("Is this correct?", "No, item 4 should be...", "Okay, is this now correct?", "Yes") in order to convey the information that could have been send correctly the first time by the boss requiring only one e-mail. If a boss wants to ruin his employees productivity in order to enforce a specific communication format, I suppose that's his right, but does that make that person a very good leader or communicator? No.

    44. Re:It's also a cause of the problem described by NateTech · · Score: 1

      So what? If the boss finds it inefficient maybe he'll learn to damn well send complex instructions in an e-mail! I've only had two bosses in my entire career I would say were really good leaders and communicators, and a couple that were good leaders but horrible communicators. What's the big freakin' deal? Inefficiency is pretty much status-quo in business, we are talking about humans here... humans that think "ticket tracking" systems help technicans fix things, for example.

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  21. samething in my work place by denisbergeron · · Score: 1

    Everything is in the title and the joke in the body !
    "I work in a largish company, heavily into IT, and in a complex and quickly changing market. Employees are predominantly in the 30 or younger age-bracket, and as you might expect we rely on a lot of internal e-mail. Despite that, lately I'm finding myself increasingly frustrated by a complete lack of e-mail etiquette in the company. A typical thread might look like a hundred-message-long chain of one-line replies, with full quoting and hundreds of recipients in the 'To:' field. It feels like it is happening more and more often. I don't seem to be seeing much success in explaining to my co-workers what the problem is here. How do you deal with this at your place of business, and does your company care? Does the company take any policing or educating measures?"

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  22. Slow day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not much else going on today? Hey, maybe we could start an email chain on it.

  23. Uninstall Outlook by eulernet · · Score: 1

    If you have any power in your company, just try to force uninstallation of Outlook.

    Outlook 2007 generates large mails, with plenty of RTF parts and weird attachments (especially when you put pictures in your mail).

    Oh, and tell them that they won't receive a phone from Nokia or money from Bill Gates if they forward their mail to 100+ people (cf hoaxbuster.com).

    1. Re:Uninstall Outlook by Malc · · Score: 1

      Really, who cares? Attachments of documents are generally several orders of magnitude larger than a bloated message sent in both plain text, bloated HTML and RTF. Messages are small. Disk space is cheap and plentiful. I have GBs of PSTs going back to 1999 at my current job. The space is irrelevant. It's the volume of messages that is the problem (I'm sending about 2,000-3,000/yr at the moment, and receiving several times that), but that's what X1 is for. Oh, I've worked from home since 1999, am involved with several projects, and my direct team members are split between Europe, China, Japan, Australia and both coasts of N.America - so the volume of email is fine by me as it's the only way we can communicate (try getting those people on the phone at the same time!)

    2. Re:Uninstall Outlook by wroshyyr · · Score: 1

      I know! I've forwarded it to at least 500 or more people and I still haven't heard a single word from Bill Gates!

  24. Management by hob42 · · Score: 1

    The corporate environment I'm in rather encourages this. First of all, you copy as many people as possible to CYA - my direct boss specifically asks to be CC'd on anything I send out of department, others include their bosses on the replies, sometimes adding a couple of VPs if they think there might be a person to blame for something or another, and so it piles up.

    Also, it's considered "proper" to top-post and include all prior emails in the chain so that one can easily reference previous points of the conversation without searching through Outlook. I was the only person in my circle of correspondance that trimmed my replies, so I gave up bothering. Someone was bound to get upset at me for it, at some point.

    1. Re:Management by clifyt · · Score: 1

      "First of all, you copy as many people as possible to CYA..."

      At least CC'ing anyone directly responsible for the work. I know I have to deal with several departments on projects and I need others to sign off on changes...or at least be in the loop so that if they don't like the changes, I can tell them they were notified 3 months earlier and it is their own damn problem they didn't respond then.

      "I was the only person in my circle of correspondance that trimmed my replies..."

      In corporate email, I'd probably be pretty pissed if I got a message trimmed without all the details. C'mon...it is 2008...even a few hundred lines of text are not taking up that much space on the server. I generally trim the parts that need responding to and prepend them to my message with my comments or action items that I or others need to take care of. The previous writing is left intact below for context.

      All in all, it isn't CYA, it is clarity in the situation. Some people look at the negative side of things and I've had bosses that would come back to me 6 months to a year later and ask why something was done or wasn't done...and yeah, I've had to pull out the CYA and show them where THEY changed the rules (only to 'forget' about the request), but 'CYA' is far too negative an approach. Consider it documentation for the future in as unambiguous means as possible.

    2. Re:Management by timftbf · · Score: 1

      ACK. I repeatedly get asked why I send my emails "all funny" - that is quote-trimmed, converted from HTML to plain text, bottom-posted (or interleave-posted if it's something that requires separate responses to several points). It's definitely a case of people brought up on Outlook / Exchange not knowing that there's any other way than top-posted, quote-everything, usually in blue MS Comic Sans *spit*.

    3. Re:Management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF would you bottom post email?
      All the other emails have replies and quotes in chronological order going DOWN the email, with the most recent and relevant comments at the top, and then yours comes along with YOUR comments at the bottom, and then the next person that replies, ends up with your recent comments buried somewhere in the middle of the emails.

    4. Re:Management by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

      Same here. I filter my incoming email to display as plain text. (Even Outlook can handle that.) I hate it when people say "see the blue text". Too many people raised in the MS monoculture...

    5. Re:Management by timftbf · · Score: 2, Insightful
      As quoted earlier in the discussion:

      A: Yes.
      Q: Are you sure?
      A: Because it reverses the logical flow of conversation.
      Q: Why is top posting annoying in email?

      Especially in emails that address a lot of complicated things in one mail, and require a response to each (rather than 'who wants lunch?'), it's *so* much easier to follow the style:

      >> Point 1, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
      >>
      > Response to point 1 blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
      >

      Clarification of point 1, taking into account response blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

      >> Point 2, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
      >>
      > Response to point 2 blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
      >

      Clarification of point 2, taking into account response blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah


      Than the foul Outlook style that goes:

      Point 1 clarification blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
      Point 2 clarification blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

      Signature
      Big fuck-off corporate logo
      3 pages of legal disclaimer

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      Previously, drone 2 wrote:

      Header: crap
      Header: more crap
      Header: even more crap

      Point 1 response blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
      Point 2 response blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

      Signature
      Big fuck-off corporate logo
      3 pages of legal disclaimer

      -----

      Previously, drone 1 wrote:

      Header: crap
      Header: more crap
      Header: even more crap

      Point 1 blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
      Point 2 blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

      Signature
      Big fuck-off corporate logo in a slightly different colour
      3 pages of legal disclaimer


      Now, which one of those is easier to understand?

    6. Re:Management by Stavr0 · · Score: 1

      As quoted earlier in the discussion:

      A: Yes.
      Q: Are you sure?
      A: Because it reverses the logical flow of conversation.
      Q: Why is top posting annoying in email?

      Especially in emails that address a lot of complicated things in one mail, and require a response to each (rather than 'who wants lunch?'), it's *so* much easier to follow the style: [blah blah blah]

      Now, which one of those is easier to understand? The one that says: Read receipt notification: Your message was deleted without being read.
    7. Re:Management by justo · · Score: 1

      bottom post!

  25. You have to be stern by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Funny

    How do you deal with this at your place of business

    Beatings and electrocutions. It may work differently outside the gulag, but I wouldn't know.

    We're experimenting with other methods. Here's a picture of our recent IT hires. We give them free reign in deciding disciplinary actions.

  26. Re: Corporate E-mail ettiquite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > "I work in a largish company, heavily into IT, and in a complex and quickly changing market.
    > Employees are predominantly in the 30 or younger age-bracket, and as you might expect we
    > rely on a lot of internal e-mail. Despite that, lately I'm finding myself increasingly frustrated
    > by a complete lack of e-mail etiquette in the company. A typical thread might look like a
    > hundred-message-long chain of one-line replies, with full quoting and hundreds of recipients in
    > the 'To:' field. It feels like it is happening more and more often. I don't seem to be seeing
    > much success in explaining to my co-workers what the problem is here. How do you deal with this
    > at your place of business, and does your company care? Does the company take any policing or
    > educating measures?"

    no.

  27. (blank) by Stanistani · · Score: 1

    Thing that annoyed me were emails with no subject - how do you prioritize answering them?

    I set up a rule that made a subject mandatory.

  28. Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes, absolutely. by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    It is mainly for this reason that I consider email a third-class means of communication, even below sticky-notes attached to the desk.

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  29. Is there a problem? by EB+FE · · Score: 1

    Are you saying there's something wrong with including the original texts in the reply? That feature was intended to give one-line messages context when replies take a while or when someone new is introduced into an ongoing discussion.

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    1. Re:Is there a problem? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Text should be trimmed. Quote selected sections, reply underneath, usenet style.

  30. Re:Stop using email for all electronic communicati by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    It sounds like you're using email when you should be using another, or several different technologies.

    Yeah, like speech. I hear it's getting pretty advanced now. You can use those new fangled electromagnetophone things.

  31. include body text by emj · · Score: 1

    That's why you include the body of the email in the short listing of your emails.

  32. hmm by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    Sounds like things are sailing along smoothly at this company (or his priorities are in the wrong place) if this is the worst of what this guy has to worry about.

  33. E-mail Conversations by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My problem is e-mail conversations, with 20 e-mails going back and forth. Cause I'm a manager, people think they have to include me in on the conversation so I can "stay in the loop".

    People, have your conversation, come to some conclusions, and e-mail me a brief summary.

    1. Re:E-mail Conversations by nullCRC · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course, when the shit hits the fan, a manager like you is the first one to say "Why wasn't I kept in the loop on this?", and then look for someone to blame it on, so you don't look incompetent because you were too busy fapping in your office.

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    2. Re:E-mail Conversations by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative

      My problem is e-mail conversations, with 20 e-mails going back and forth. Cause I'm a manager, people think they have to include me in on the conversation so I can "stay in the loop".

      The only times I've resorted to that were when I was being stonewalled by a coworker and I wanted my boss to see all the excuses I was forced to deal with.

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    3. Re:E-mail Conversations by azgard · · Score: 1

      The problem is, we don't know which one the last email will be. Of course, one of them will be last, but since we don't know that in advance, that would mean writing another email which would sum up the results of discussion.

    4. Re:E-mail Conversations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People, have your conversation, come to some conclusions, and e-mail me a brief summary.


      If they do that, do you promise not to question their conclusions or make them change what they have spent all day hashing out? Are you going to force a group of people to waste their time so you have a bit less email?
    5. Re:E-mail Conversations by TomC2 · · Score: 1

      I find it amazing in my company how often I will send emails to get no response, retry several times over a few weeks, check the person hasn't left or gone on leave, and then send the email once more cc-ing someone important, and lo and behold, get a response within a matter of a few hours!

    6. Re:E-mail Conversations by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1

      How the fuck do you know what a "manager like me" is like? Pretty arogant to assume you know anything about me.

      In other words, piss off with your personal attacks.

    7. Re:E-mail Conversations by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1

      Getting 50 or 60 emails per day, not counting obvious spam, is a serious problem. I've missed really important email because it was buried under an avalanche of other email, much of it of minor or nonexistent importance.

      So yes, I am willing to waste other people's time in the interests of clear communication. But in return I try to keep my email clear and minimal, and I think carefully about who gets CC'ed.

    8. Re:E-mail Conversations by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1

      Good point. Long conversations probably start off intended to be short conversations.

    9. Re:E-mail Conversations by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      I think that's what he meant by "email me a brief summary".

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    10. Re:E-mail Conversations by adolf · · Score: 1

      fap fap fap

    11. Re:E-mail Conversations by nullCRC · · Score: 1

      How? You told me. Your hostile response clearly shows my original assumption and characterization was correct.

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    12. Re:E-mail Conversations by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1

      Of course, when the shit hits the fan, a manager like you is the first one to say "Why wasn't I kept in the loop on this?", and then look for someone to blame it on, so you don't look incompetent because you were too busy fapping in your office.
      You write crap like this, and when people tell you to stuff it you say "see, my assessment was correct. You have a hostile personality."

      Damn rights I'm hostile. You had better reign in your personal attacks.
    13. Re:E-mail Conversations by nullCRC · · Score: 1

      fap

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  34. Well, is the email crap stuff by varmittang · · Score: 1

    What I mean is it not business related or is it business related. I work for a small company of about 25, and I setup an internal Jabber server to allow people to talk to each other, and create group sessions, without sending on stupid email stuff that doesn't really need to be sent. Keeps them off AOL or Yahoo messenger and talking to others outside the company. But email etiquette really isn't dead, just the one liners are sometimes all that is needed. I ask for something to get approved for purchase and most times I get a "Get it done" reply back. Its just that people don't have anything else to say, or need to say anything else to have their reply mean anything. And the long list of the email being resent is just because people just hit the reply-all button and it includes the whole email thread, which could mean just bad programming and not bad etiquette.

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  35. Maybe I'm being redundant, but... by WaroDaBeast · · Score: 1

    It sounds like either your co-workers don't know what etiquette is (or don't want to use it). Anyhow, maybe a forum would be the solution. Anything real time like IRC would be very hard to moderate (bots might not do everything you need), but a forum wouldn't.

    Plus if you do create a forum, you guys will be able to post rules and whatnot, which could lead to some of employees to follow them and if they don't, well... They should have read 'em.

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  36. Netiquette by Wowsers · · Score: 1

    Email bloat, what about when someone emails you from MegCorp with a one line reply, but then has a 40 line legal disclaimer underneath (longest one I ever got). If you want to display company policy, give a web link for anyone that gives a damn, stop making the email so damn long.

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  37. I do two things by gullevek · · Score: 1

    I have groups set up, where you can only see two things, the sender and the group as to, even if you reply to all, there will be one, or max two mails. If the To user was in the group, he will get only one mail.

    If I get mails inside those "one line above, full quote bottom", I just cut everything below the quote, and reply in the good old style. At least I put a "break" into such threads.

    But actually, most quick things get decided via Jabber (in house server) anyway ... I don't have so much mail-hundreds-long-threads anymore as I had in one of my older companies.

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  38. voice mail by emj · · Score: 1

    It's funny because I find voice mail extremly unhelpfull. An email is so much better because it's very easy to gloss over, but an voicemail requires your whole attention and you still need to write it down if you are going to send it to someone else.

    Or perhaps you have an easy way of doing forward with voicemail, would be fun.. ;-)

  39. Sounds like you need IM, and some policies by sco_robinso · · Score: 1

    Sounds like you're knocking on IM's door. People have recommended a few solutions here like Jabber, Skype, etc. All can help to keep the email trails clean. It is also quite convenient to have company wide IM.

    If you're not tied to any sort of email provider or system currently, Google Apps (gmail for your domain) could be a good solution. I implemented it at my last shop (40 people, young, technology oriented company), and it proved fairly useful.

    Beyond that, no technology will ever replace good, thoughtful policies regarding email communication. There's always something to be said about implementing company wide policies regarding proper communication (i.e. no reply-to-all one liners like "sound good"). You'll always have a group of people who communicate in their own ways, but even making mention of how messy it gets starts to remind people to be a little more thoughtful of what they send. Often, the act of merely mentioning 'more thoughtful communication' is a big start.

    Also, depending on your needs, perhaps some sort of Wiki / Sharepoint collaboration system might be what's needed. I implemented a Sharepoint / Intranet solution for a client and email communication went way down, simply from people having a common internal intranet solution for company communication.

    There's no one magical bullet, but there are definitely some proven techniques to keep things clean.

  40. I'm slightly confused by DJ+Jones · · Score: 1

    What exactly is the problem? The fact that co-workers are writing large emails or the fact that they aren't using CC and BCC fields? Because honestly, those are more personal preferences than "de-facto" rules in regards to email. Email is great for topics that are too large or complex to be discussed over the phone in a reasonable amount of time. In that case, emails can justly become rather large.

    And too many contacts in the "to" field? Really? I think your nit-picking might be the real problem here.

    Now, the real issue with emails today is that kids out of college cannot spell for their life and they have no sense of how to conduct themselves in a business situation. In the extent that that extends to their emails, yes it's a problem.

    Abortions for some, small American flags for others.

  41. Disable "Reply to All" by redelm · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ... that's all it takes [plus limited access to distro lists]. Yes, it's is a PITA for some cases, but to curb abule, the innocent usually suffer.


    Trimming the top-posting is slightly less important-- people just delete the previous messages to have a nice archive. That is, if someone didn't trim early!

    1. Re:Disable "Reply to All" by Pontiac · · Score: 1

      I just wish people would learn the difference between "Reply" and "Reply to all"

      We had a reply storm of "please remove me from this list" after 1 person got sick of downtime notifications.

      After that We locked down the All Staff list but then someone really wanted to reply so he expended the sub lists and replied to all of them.

      Funny how they never reply after I tell them that quick nasty "I'm so sick of these messages, remove me now!!" bitch letter went to over 1,000 people including the CEO

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  42. Re:Stop using email for all electronic communicati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One size does NOT fit all


    Dear Vellmont,

    Bullshit.

    Sincerely,
    FZ
  43. Agree with the problem by deep_creek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    An email sent to say 20 folks in the morning... half hit "reply" and the other half hit "reply all". By the afternoon my inbox is filled with all types of conversation, etc... on the topic. I then spend/waste my time trying to get everyone back on the same "page". More time is wasted following emails all over the place than actually working on the topic the email originally addressed. Everyone I've spoken to agrees with the frustrations and wasted time, but nothing is done to correct it because one or two big-wigs think that that is the best way for them to be kept informed of what is going on. (?) My only solution thus far is to call actual person-to-person meetings, make actual office visits, etc... This is increasingly becoming more efficient as To/CC box address lists become even larger. Maybe I should just send all my emails as "global". :)

  44. Good Idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Craft an email and send it out the entire company, especially the CIO/CEO types, Here are a few tips:

    1. Don't forget to USE ALL CAPS because this is a serious issue.
    2. Definitely use IM speak such as "u hv 2 do ths!"
    3. Don't forget to advertise everywhere so you get some coin out of this effort.
      (You just know those guys in accounting need bigger dicks anyways!)
    4. Use lots of non-words and jibberish so it gets through the spam filters.
      test it on your account first to make sure.
    Good Luck with that!
  45. If It's On Gmail, It Isn't Internal Email by reallocate · · Score: 1

    Gmail isn't much help if you want to keep your firm's internal email off other peoples' servers.

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  46. Yes. by Aladrin · · Score: 1

    The company I work for deals directly with customers a lot. At least 1 person has been fired for their inability (I assume it was not unwillingness, after all the talks and customer complaints over a -year-) to communicate properly via email.

    Intra-office communication is a little more lax, but the basic etiquette rules are always followed.

    The problem is not the employees but the employers. If they don't want proper etiquette, there's nothing you can do about it. If they do, they have been very lax and may just not see the problem any more. In the end, it's in their hands, not yours.

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  47. Subjects by JShadow21 · · Score: 1

    We have enough trouble getting everyone to use subject lines, let alone quote properly

  48. Just Do What I Do by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
    If I receive a long email trail that someone somewhere is expecting me to act upon and which is unnecessarily long and convoluted, I just book a conference bridge and invite all the important parties to talk to me instead.

    It never seems to be a problem for anyone since they know I'm prepared to take the problem seriously and do my best to fix it, plus I can ask the questions I need to, get answers quickly and make notes.

    Email is useful to highlight an initial problem and who knows anything about that problem, but when there needs to be a lot more wordage, nothing is quicker than the telephone and people talking.

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  49. Dead by Mr_Silver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Email etiquette is dead. Has been for years. Some things I've noticed which contributed to its decline:

    • People putting everyone in the "To" line which means that Outlook highlights that email in a different colour (according to my setup) because it's assumed that I'm being asked for something.
    • Putting two John's in the "to:" line and then addressing the email to "John". Which one?
    • Microsoft Outlook which positively encourages people to top quote.
    • People using the excuse that being on a Blackberry means that they can not use any punctuation or capitalisation.
    • Inserting large graphical images as the signature. I saw one of an animated Betty Boop. WTF?
    • Using the stationary functionality to give me a mock background image of a paper pad. Why?
    • Use of Comic Sans as a font.
    • Sending out messages with high priority set on a far too regular basis. High priority is for just that, if you use it all the time then it loses its meaning.

    There is probably more but I can't think of them right now. The main problem is that no-one is taught any etiquette and (as they've never used UNIX or posted in news forums) they haven't had any kind of etiquette forced on them by an application or verbally beaten into them by some irate news group member.

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    1. Re:Dead by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

      • Microsoft Outlook which positively encourages people to top quote.

      Outlook QuoteFix! If I had any say whatsoever in IT, this would be installed on every PC.

    2. Re:Dead by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      • Inserting large graphical images as the signature. I saw one of an animated Betty Boop. WTF?
      • Using the stationary functionality to give me a mock background image of a paper pad. Why?
      • Use of Comic Sans as a font.

      My solution to this, at home, is to use KMail. (Not sure if it's possible to set this up using Thunderbird or Outlook.) It can show the textual representation instead, if there is one -- if there isn't, it just shows the raw HTML. There is a button at the top of this message which can be used to expose the HTML -- with the warning that this may be a security risk. And the HTML is shown without pictures -- there's another button, at this point, to include the pictures, with the same warning.

      (In the case where there's a textual representation, I can browse through the attachment list -- shown as an actual MIME tree -- and find the HTML part, if I really want to.)

      Thus, in cases where the client is smart enough to include a text version -- and Outlook is -- you can not deal with this particular brand of bullshit at all.

      (Not that it's any less obnoxious -- I shouldn't have to filter/process your email just to make it readable.)

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    3. Re:Dead by rassie · · Score: 1

      A few people at a place I used to work abused the High priority setting. I had a rule to change the priority on e-mails from them.
      I really don't care a lot for most people's High priority flags. Most likely it is high priority for those people only, not for me, and not for the company.

    4. Re:Dead by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      A few of those would be and are solved by disabling HTML in emails. The backgrounds, the fonts, siggys..

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    5. Re:Dead by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Things just still surprise me. Yesterday I got an email from one of the highest ranking people in our sales/marketing department. It was all very business and sort of what I'd expect, until the second to last line which was... "kthxbye".

      I've done that, but just as a little joke or bit of whimsy.

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    6. Re:Dead by smellotron · · Score: 1

      "kthxbye".
      I've done that, but just as a little joke or bit of whimsy.

      I haven't yet, but it's never too late to start! Gotta keep 'em on their toes...

  50. Blame Outlook by Black+Art · · Score: 1

    The reason that people in corporations top post is because Outlook pretty much forces you to top post. Since so many companies use it, it has become the "norm".

    Getting companies to handle sane quoting is going to take a big change from Microsoft and a big cultural shift. I don't expect it any time soon. The habits are far too ingrained at this point.

    (And, yes, I know where are plug-ins/hacks for Outlook that reformat e-mail. I have yet to get any of them to work. They seem to be based on a loophole that was plugged in later versions of Outlook. I have yet to find anyone who has gotten them to work.)

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  51. Oracle 11i system status? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, are you referring to the Oracle 11i system status message and ensuing reply-all storm last week?

    I thought that was hilarious ... particularly the hundreds of "please remove me from this list" messages sent via reply-all.

  52. if it's sent to 100 people, you can ignore it by petes_PoV · · Score: 1
    unless it contains the words "you're fired".

    Seriously, if that many people are responding to it, then anything you (or the respondents) add will simply be lost in the noise. The only reason to send an email to that many people is if you:

    a) have some information to dissemminate
    b) don't have an effective heirarchy

    In either case there's no point responding.

    People (well, inexperienced emailers - and it sounds like your company has it's fair share) often feel the need to respond to something they receive. Apart from giving the illusion of working, when all they're doing is getting in the way, it gives an opportunity to impress other equally idle people with their wit and insight.

    Hopefully your personnel dept. are monitoring these emails and using them as the basis for the list of people who contribute nothing to the company - while the rest of you are quietly getting on with your work.

    Sadly, it's probably the HR people who generate a lot of this garbage, and measure a person's worth by the volume of stuff they produce, not it's quality.

    Just in case, maybe you should write an email responder that adds a few random comments of your own to each of these, and forwards it to everyone else.

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  53. two words... by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

    Outlook QuoteFix. Quote sensibly, and the rest falls into place. You learn to appreciate the value of replying in context, and trimming out unnecessary stuff.

    OTOH, I have been chastened by managers who told me "What's wrong with your emails???" *sigh*

  54. Hire someone by jaweekes · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine teaches BI and AP English at the local High school. She has a plan to talk to businesses about teaching the employees how to effectively communicate through email and other written forms, in a manner that will make them sound professional to clients and such. I think hiring a teacher part time (during the summer you might find a ton of them willing to earn a few extra bucks) might be the way you would want to go, as they are use to teaching, and are cheaper then the professional guys.

    And no, she hasn't tried to test this on me, which is why my writing still sucks.

  55. Education and Mailing Lists by bakura121 · · Score: 1

    There are a few options that have worked well in my company.

    1) The IT department needs to educate the employees on proper usage of email. This includes email etiquette as well as any policies that the company regarding email usage.

    2) The company that I work for is pretty laid back. Our IT department will create special mailing lists for us to use for off-topic discussion. For example, if there are a lot of people that like to discuss sports, they will create a special 'Sports' mailing list that can be used for that type of discussion. This has proven to be an extremely effective method of keeping regular emails on-topic, and since it is an email list, you can set up filters in your mail program to keep those emails out of your Inbox (assuming you opted to to be added to that special off-topic mailing list).

    3) There are classes out there specifically about email etiquette. You may want to research local ones that can do onsite training and provide your manager or HR department with that information. Try to find someone that will cover grammar and punctuation. You would be surprised at how much you can gain from this training.

  56. Re: Corporate E-mail ettiquite by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    > > "I work in a largish company, heavily into IT, and in a complex and quickly changing market.
    > > Employees are predominantly in the 30 or younger age-bracket, and as you might expect we
    > > rely on a lot of internal e-mail. Despite that, lately I'm finding myself increasingly frustrated
    > > by a complete lack of e-mail etiquette in the company. A typical thread might look like a
    > > hundred-message-long chain of one-line replies, with full quoting and hundreds of recipients in
    > > the 'To:' field. It feels like it is happening more and more often. I don't seem to be seeing
    > > much success in explaining to my co-workers what the problem is here. How do you deal with this
    > > at your place of business, and does your company care? Does the company take any policing or
    > > educating measures?"
    >
    > no.

    me too

  57. Simple -- Stop using e-mail in place of chat. by rindeee · · Score: 1

    Chat is an often overlooked business tool. I work in a setting where we have people all over the world. If we need something, we fire up a quick VTC (iChat or on Nokia N800/N810) and chat. More than one person need to be involved? No problem...chat (note: the N8xx cannot do concurrent multi-user VTC). People need to stop using e-mail like it's a damned high-latency chat system.

    1. Re:Simple -- Stop using e-mail in place of chat. by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

      I do not like chat. As a solution it demands near instant availability which is something that people who are not at their desk all day or people who work directly with clients do not have.

      Is your situation really that important that it needs multiple people to communicate in real time? If it is then depending on the time sensitivity either build a conference call or schedule a meeting. Otherwise you're just feeding your ego and interrupting the day of your coworkers.

  58. CYA by Whalou · · Score: 1

    I took me a while to figure out what CYA meant.

    I thought it was a Canadian acronym for "See Why, Eh?"

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  59. Re:i don't get it .... it's wasting people's time by petes_PoV · · Score: 2, Informative
    It's not a technical problem, it's a people problem.

    Consider an average prole on (say) $30/hour. If they get 10 of these dumb emails a day, each of 200 lines it will take a few minutes to read each one. Call it about 30 minutes per day or $15. If just one person responds to each of the 100 people on the email, that takes each of those 100 people another 1 minutes to read the new stuff = 100 minutes = $50 per responder, per email.

    If 10 people respond to 10 emails a day (all sent to 100 people), that's $5k/day of wasted people time

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  60. Mailing lists and ridicule by Cyphertube · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it has something to do with our IT staff generally being older and more used to e-mail than IM. Or perhaps it's because we hate looking in our e-mail, because we get too much anyway.

    Anyway, we rarely have lots of people in the TO: line. We have mailing lists creating, so you send to a single address and it reaches everyone on it. Now, sometimes this hits everyone because we don't have a functional intranet, and so HR posts all internal job posts to the whole company by e-mail. But mailing lists are rarely used except for a wide announcement.

    If someone decides to a wide mailing list, well, that tends to result in a fair amount of ridicule for that person. New employees do it occasionally, but that usually only happens once then.

    If you want to have a discussion, we either get on the phone or have a meeting.

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  61. Part of the solution by ChristTrekker · · Score: 3, Informative

    In other words, "Outlook style" is the problem. Outlook QuoteFix is the solution.

  62. That's your complaint? by RandoX · · Score: 1

    If "Email Etiquette" is your biggest complaint with your users, consider yourself lucky.

  63. You SHOULD top quote in email... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Preview panes mean that the most relevant/recent information is at the TOP of the email, where it can be seen immediately.
    Quoting of previous messages puts the information in reverse chronological order, which makes sense.
    Email going to mobile devices tend to download the first 5 KB and allow the user to download the rest if necessary, if all email was bottom posted, every single email would need to be fully downloaded to read the new comments. Top posting means that the relevant information is most likely to be present in the 5KB Preview, and additional time and data charges are unnecessary.

    1. Re:You SHOULD top quote in email... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firstly - Preview panes are a security risk. Secondly E-mail replies should be Top quoted AND properly trimmed. I don't really need to read everyone's signature or the introductory text again. Mostly you can and should get away with trimming everything except the bit you are replying to and a little bit of context.

      Also I appear to be in an increasing minority of people who think HTML e-mails are a bad idea. A proper mail client should be able to detect standard emphasis stuff like *bold* and _italic_ and display it accordingly. if it's a really decent one then emoticons will be converted to images 9if you want) as well. That pretty much eliminates any need of HTML if you ask me.[1]

      [1] yes, yes I know there's a whole host of marketing "reasons" for HTML. I am yet to find one that convinces me though.

  64. TOP POSTING is the biggest problem. by Bodysurf · · Score: 1

    Don't top post. Email should be like driving a car/owning a gun -- you need to take a class first.

    1. Re:TOP POSTING is the biggest problem. by bdraschk · · Score: 1
      I try it. I really do. But more often than not i get negative responses for it, because people do no longer recognize the old reply-style i learned in the early nineties. They expect my text on top of theirs and don't even look below the quoted lines for additional lines.

      OTOH, their's a lot of fun in reading the bottom of mails you got forwarded, because sometimes there's information hidden that wasn't intended for you, but nobody cared to delete it (or, to look for classified information and delete it, if necessary).

    2. Re:TOP POSTING is the biggest problem. by doom · · Score: 1

      I try it. I really do. But more often than not i get negative responses for it, because people do no longer recognize the old reply-style i learned in the early nineties. They expect my text on top of theirs and don't even look below the quoted lines for additional lines.

      My experience is the opposite. No one has any trouble reading correctly formatted, reply-below-the-quote text -- though it could be you're not trimming enough of the material if they don't even see your response down there.

      I got a comment from an email-beginner once "I have no trouble following an exchange between you and , why can't the other people on the list learn how to use email?"

      There is admittedly a problem with repeated exchanges between reply-below-the-quote guys talking to the lazy above-the-quote-people...

    3. Re:TOP POSTING is the biggest problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Consider yourself luckly. I've been using email for far too many years to recount here on /. In corresponding with a major networking company that may have lineage from your fair university, they kept thinking I was sending them blank emails. We've been overrun. There is no hope. I now have to context-switch based on the forum. Even putting "see-inline" at the top is not likely these fools will understand as they google inline or think it's some fancy technical term they don't need to know. It's saddening, depressing, etc..

      I do like the idea of an email filter that requires a semi-sane number of lines of "new" text. I'm lucky, I still use mutt for our corporate email here. If I had to live with something like outlook for the 1-2k msgs a day I need to sort through, I'd quit. These alleged "IT" folks don't know how to keep email with sub-5s delivery times and more importantly, with a sane uptime.

    4. Re:TOP POSTING is the biggest problem. by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      Why not top post? Are there any reasons other than you like a world where everybody does everything your way? I agree following threads, such as in usenet, is easier when folks agree on certain conventions, but that doesn't explain why agreeing to bottom post is better than agreeing to top post.

      To the points in the linked page: 1) This is the "do it because we do it" argument. Again, I agree we should have some shared conventions, but that doesn't explain why one convention is preferable over another.

      2) Some anti-MS babble with nothing to do with top vs. bottom posting.

      3) Firstly, a usenet or email thread is not a "normal conversation." Would you want to have a conversation with someone who repeats what you just said every time before replying? Secondly, "in western society a book is normally read from top to bottom." Exactly! Why make me scroll to the bottom of the message to find the reply, then scroll up to find the beginning of the reply, then scroll back down as I read the reply? Why not allow me to start reading at the top, as is custom for the language?

      For longer threads with multiple replies, proper trimming and quoting is vastly more important to readability than whether replies are top or bottom posted.

      4) Again, this goes to proper trimming and quoting and not top vs. bottom posting. Actually, if you're going to quote in full a 400+ line message, only to add "good post" or "me too" I'd rather you top post and get it over with. Seems preferable to scrolling past the excessive quote to get to the minimal new content.

      Oh, and nice ad hominem, "most top-posters leave the original message intact." Yeah? And most bottom posters smell like poo.

      5) Again, "do it because we do it." Top posting makes it hard for bottom posters. Bottom posting makes it hard for top posters. Supports the call for a common convention, but does not say why one is better than the other.

      6) Nothing to do with top vs bottom posting, with an off-topic shot at Outlook Express.

      7) Again, "do it because we do it." You don't like starting with the reply and having to scroll to find the quote. Some others may not like starting with the quote and having to scroll to find the new content. It would be nice if all messages adhered to a common convention to help everyone find what they are looking for, but this does not support one over the other, just that we have a shared convention.

      8) And again, "do it because we do it." I agree conventions are nice, but I have heard no convincing arguments for one convention over the other in this case (other than top posters generally don't complain about bottom posting while some bottom posters just can't shut up about it, so it's easier to just bottom post for the sake of the signal/noise ratio).

      In conclusion, "we think that one should be proud of one's post, that is it contains relevant content, well-formed sentences and no irrelevant 'bullsh*t', before uploading to your newsserver." And how are digs at Microsoft and Outlook Express relevant to the discussion of top vs bottom posting? How is plugging your personal favorite newsreader not "irrelevant bullsh*t"? Should usenet work independent of my choice of reader?

      And just because it's Tuesday,

      Don't top post. Email should be like driving a car/owning a gun -- you need to take a class first.
    5. Re:TOP POSTING is the biggest problem. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      who needs a class to own a gun? Just prove you aren't a felon or insane and you're G2G.

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  65. Bah! by Beefslaya · · Score: 1

    I think you need a girlfriend (or boyfriend).

    Install more disk space, and stop your whining.

  66. Re: Corporate Email Etiquette - Dead or Alive? by value_added · · Score: 1

    -----Original Message-----
    From: mbravo@spb.ru
    Sent: January 22, 2008, 10:39AM


    Small wonder that SPAM remains a problem when the world's most popular email client uses an attribution format that includes the full email address of the sender. All a spammer has to do is visit any public repository of email messages and harvest away.

  67. Top replies by AdamHaun · · Score: 1

    I'm a fan of partial quoting for personal emails, but for corporate email exchanges I've been won over by full quoting. It provides an easy history of the conversation in case new people need to be brought in or I forget what was said a week ago.

    What I don't like is the way email (and PowerPoint) is becoming a substitute for documentation. Many times I've asked for information on how something works and been sent an old email or presentation. PowerPoint in particular is terrible for this because most slide shows by nature need to be explained.

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  68. Best approach by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

    Effect what you can, don't worry about the rest. When you respond, trim the distribution, quote inline, remove unnecessary quoting, etc. But be careful not to remove too much of what may be pertinent information when cropping. Also beware that some users won't understand that your answers to questions are inline, as they are conditioned to top-posting, so when I do this I just start with "Answers inline".

  69. Bigger problems exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its not that big a deal. There are bigger problems than how many previous emails have been quoted in a response. Get a life and get over it.

  70. Minimize your email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its really quite simple. Install a good, robust, XMPP/Jabber server and chat away. Chat has allowed my company to get on a three week release cycle, nicknamed the release train. Productivity is through the rough and it even extends work to home easily.

  71. To stop one liners by jrwr00 · · Score: 1

    one way i figure to stop one liner emails, and maybe better com between people is to step up a Jabber system, that way they could just IM one another (and spy on them)

  72. Dead by MBCook · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In my experience, it's dead. My office has a bit of an informal tone, but I get emails from external businesses we deal with that have spelling mistakes, IM speak ("... if UR able 2..."), and other things.

    We've received emails that are clearly accusatory that we've failed at something, or something is our fault. We've had people fly off the handle when we reply that that's not the case with evidence attached (my favorite: when it's a quote from one of their earlier emails).

    Things just still surprise me. Yesterday I got an email from one of the highest ranking people in our sales/marketing department. It was all very business and sort of what I'd expect, until the second to last line which was... "kthxbye".

    People (both internal and external) are often far less proper and "businessey" (I hate to use that fake word, but I don't know what else to use) than I would expect. The etiquette is gone (not that it was probably ever there).

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  73. Dead or Alive by Glupidio · · Score: 1

    The solution is to stop getting frustrated about it.

    1. Re:Dead or Alive by nullCRC · · Score: 1

      Or remove the offender's "Reply" button...

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  74. Internal Corporate Spam - Best Practices by AJ+Mexico · · Score: 1
    I get quite a bit of internal mail broadcast to the entire company, or at least to hundreds or thousands of people. Some of this is not applicable to many or most of the recipients. Some senders do not have the courtesy to develop a mailing list for their niche, and instead spam everyone.

    Also, most corporate broadcast mail is sent anonymously from a send-only email address. If there is an error, ambiguity or other problem with the mail, who do you contact?

    As a corporate best-practice, may I suggest that every email broadcast to the company should be signed by someone. If it's important enough to send to thousands of people, it's important enough for someone to sign it. I understand that this type of mail is sent from a send-only address, because you don't want zillions of replies, or worse, reply-alls. However, there should be some way for a recipient to contact the sender.

    One-way communication is poor communication. Employees respond more favorably to messages that are from a fellow employee, rather than from an anonymous corporate server.

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  75. Inline replies by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    I can't stand the email replies that are "See inline" and then you've got a whole conversation that is embedded in the previous one.

    After 2 of these, I have no idea who made what comments on the original questions. Most people don't have Outlook insert anything other than ">>" for their comments.

  76. I'd be happy if ..... by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    I'd be happy if people just learned to write their reply BELOW my message, so I could see what they were responding to.

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  77. AW: Re: Antwort: Re: AW: Re: Antwort: AW: Re: by bdraschk · · Score: 1
    We use Notes in different localizations and apparently the admins never succeeded or never cared to prevent those stupid cascades shown in the Subject:

    Also i hate those childish and early-90ties-ugly icons that Notes allows to be put into the top of the mails.

  78. Re:i don't get it .... it's wasting people's time by locofungus · · Score: 1

    Added to which, when you get too many emails you don't read them all which then means that occasionally you miss on.

    Just looking at my emails received for today from midnight (GMT).

    Received 112, read 35, replied to 12.

    Tim.

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  79. Some are getting more formal by ChicoLance · · Score: 1

    Something that's come from the top in our company is for email to become even more formal, much like a written letter. Most emails include a "Dear Joe," clause at the top, and a "sincerely," or similar at the bottom.

    Having the formal opening does help to enforce a single person in the "To:" clause, which several CC's, which is the way it's suppose to be. We still have Outlook, so it's full top-quoting, it does work to show the sequence of letters. They're still quickly written letters, but the formalness does help with the triviality.

    Sincerely,

        Lance

  80. The customer is always right by emurphy42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    99% of my work e-mail is to or from a customer. Top-posting, full-quoting, and non-plaintext are the order of the day. Obviously, we have nothing to gain and everything to lose by yapping at them about it, so we simply follow suit. The extra cost of bandwidth and storage is peanuts compared to the cost of Getting Useful Things Done for them.

  81. Footprint by nullCRC · · Score: 1

    Anyone figured out what the 'carbon footprint' of one sent (or recieved) email is, per recipient?

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  82. Dude, business opportunity! by doom · · Score: 1

    Dude, what we have here is a business opportunity. You need to organize corporate seminars in email effectiveness. Spend a day putting together inane power point slides pointing out the obvious in bulleted lists, and they'll pay you money to rant at them -- I mean, gently criticize with humble, humorous anecdotes -- their stupid email habits.

    If it comes packaged as a corporate training session, then it's got to be good.

    No one listens to some computer geek jabbering in email, I mean come on.

  83. Re: How to be effective with e-mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is how to handle e-mail in a corporate environment effectively:

    http://www.manager-tools.com/2005/09/got-email/

  84. It si completely dead by houghi · · Score: 1

    The reason is simple. On Usenet people somewhat could ignore those who did not follow the rules. Often the people with knowledge were also the people who liked the netiquette.

    In a company you seldom can ignore people and very often you can not even correct them. Try explaining a CEO that he is doing something wrong. Try ignoring him. Try to put presure on him.

    That together with software that completely ignores how things are done by default and you have the mess we are in now.

    Then there is the legal department who want to add a 47 line message about the email that is completely st00pid. 'IF the email is not for you' Well, it ended up in my mailbox, so that means that it was inteded for me.

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  85. Outlook killed corp email long time ago by fuzzylollipop · · Score: 1

    Outlook with its DEFAULT mode of top posting killed anything resembling email etiquette many years ago.
    It is pretty much a waste of effort to try and "educate" anyone why top posting is so bad.
    And that is just the tip of the iceberg.
    And like a few other people point out, full quoting is just another method to cover your own ass when the shit hits the fan.

  86. better e-mail client (was Re:With gmail) by WillAdams · · Score: 1

    Why isn't there a transparent, multi-message view which can limit itself to just threads, and when showing those show only the date, sender, subject line (if modified) and the _new_ portions of the message?

    For extra points, it should allow one to directly reply in a bottom pane and should limit replies contextually to only people whose reponses are being addressed by default.

    William

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  87. What section of SOX... by gr3y · · Score: 1

    specifically requires logs of your IM server to be maintained?

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    1. Re:What section of SOX... by Tenareth · · Score: 1

      They are making a false statement about section 404. The only IMs that would need to be logged is if it could have some impact on your financial statements or it is pre-release information.

      So if you IM your boss with information about the information in the next financial statement, it would need to be logged.

      Most companies just ban the use of IM or external e-mail for any financial related communications.

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  88. It's a CYA issue where I work.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunate but true.

  89. A solution by Confused · · Score: 4, Interesting

    First, forget about changing the people, it's futile to try. You need to find a solution that works for you under the current situation.

    Second, never ever put something in writing what you wouldn't want to have to explain at court. There's no reason for it. Be offensive as you like face to face, in meeting or on the phone, but always the voice of reason in mails or chat. Never take part of bad-mouthing people in written, you simply don't know who will read it.

    About mails where you're on the CC: list: ignore anything where you're only on CC. If the sender would have intended it for you, he'd put you on the To: list.

    For mails where you're on the To: list, the question is if you're the only one. If there are other people on it and things need to be done based on it, assume someone else from the To: list will do the work and ignore it. If it the sender intended something specially for you, he'd should have sent you the mail addressed only to you.

    Mail containing meeting minutes of meetings you didn't attend, ignore them. I something relevant to you was discussed there, you'd either have been invited or someone would have had the task to inform you about it. Wading through other peoples meeting minutes isn't productive.

    All this sounds harsh and should only apply to mails you don't care about, but in reality works quite well. For the CC: I always liked to blame it on my clever spam filter that failed to highlight it as non-spam because I'm not a recipient. People get very miffed about that but somehow seem to slow to come up with good arguments against it. For the other mails you ignored, it's best to ramp that up slowly starting by the most stupid ones. The more mails you ignore, the less people expect you to read them.

    If some mail asks for work to be done and you're on the To: list and you don't feel safe enough to ignore it completely, in big organisations a good way to cover your arse is to ask the original sender for a meeting of all people on the To: list to schedule resource allocations. If you are creative, add to that mail a few additional people, best some with opposing agendas. That usually puts off tasks for long enough for them to become irrelevant.

    About the endless quotes and attachments, what works best is never to quote the whole thing. Always remove all quotes except a very few you are replying to. That has the advantage, that people see only what you want them to see. Most people won't find the original message in their inbox anyway. It's also a good idea to cut down on the recipient list (just leave enough to cover your backside). That divides te recipient crowd into groups with different information, which always can be useful, in case people start to blame you. Then you can fob it off to someone else you informed but who didn't act on it.

    Also avoid short mails, except if they're very positive to you. Present the case with advantages and caveats. Instead of quotes, start your mail with a short - and naturally also biased in your favour - summary of the matter at hand. That forces people to read and think your mail, instead of scanning just for know thread patterns. Most likely, this will exceed most people's attention span. The additional advantage of restating all the important aspects of matter is, that people will sometimes go into discussions about that or will feel uncomfortable to disagree. I always liked to bring up matters like involving the legal department, safety and health regulations, compliances of any kind, or of everything else fails the involvement of the quality control department for affairs I wanted to get rid off. You'd be surprised how few people dare to put in writing, that they don't want to make sure those things are done properly.

    This should give you in the middle term some lee-way to ignore mails as you see fit, and people will get very cautious of asking for your help. And, as a side benefits, you sometimes are able to collect mails that are always very popular if your company happens to be investigated for some misdeeds.

    Cheers.

    1. Re:A solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hm, this is perhaps the most insightful thing /ever/ posted to Slashdot.

    2. Re:A solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That seems more shady than helpful. And an awfully counterproductive way to think of things. Especially when it comes to "assuming it's not important to you" for whatever reason.

      Usually if you get added via CC or are part of a mass "To:" it's because you've been pulled in to something, and it now concerns you. The idea is that they aren't sure who would be best suited to answer. So take a look and reply if you can help. Ignore it if you can't help at all.

      As far as meeting minutes. Same thing. If you suddenly find meeting minutes in your inbox, it means something happened that made them decide you needed to be notified. This is especially true if you're seeing the minutes even after not being invited.

      I pretty much stopped reading after the parts I discussed. Why it's marked "informative" is beyond me.

    3. Re:A solution by Cederic · · Score: 1


      You hate your employer and colleagues? Why else would you waste their time making them phone/visit you when a simple email should have been sufficient? You like your manager getting pissed off at people asking him to delegate work to you because you've ignored their email? You enjoy turning up to meetings knowing fuck all because you didn't read the necessary background material?

      I hate people that ignore emails. Never yet met one that's actually good for the company.

    4. Re:A solution by bitrunner · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > "The more mails you ignore, the less people expect you to read them."

      I actually agree on that one. I used to get A LOT of e-mail, and I mean A LOT (sorry shift key only works one level up).

      Anyway I decided to tell people I only read my e-mail when:
      - After I entered my office at start of the day
      - before lunch
      - after lunch
      - an hour before I leave

      At first it comes across as annoying/irritating, but hey.. come on.. it is e-mail.

      The resulting effect: I get A LOT LESS e-mail. People know that the chances of me finding and reading that one important e-mail amongst their 30 e-crap msgs is unlikely. Of course I accidentally deleted 'important' e-mail because it was stuck inbetween 30 not so important ones.
      Also.. I am knowing to doze off, loose track/interest in e-mail that is WAY TOO LONG or enhanced with html, pictures sound etc.

      When asked why I behave that way I answer: Receiving e-mail at this rate is like someone knocking on my door every 30 seconds (or even more frequent) that is annoying. I have a job to do and it isn't reading all that e-mail. Therefor I switched it off and check it bearly more often than snail mail.

      It works really well for me now, it is known that if e-mail is sent to me.. it better be worth my time.

    5. Re:A solution by Confused · · Score: 1

      Do I hate my colleagues or employer?

      No, but I get paid to do some actual work and not to play email-tag. So if said colleagues can't even have the minimal courtesy to make sure the mail is addressed to right person and not some random shout in a crowd.

      As to my managers, interestingly enough, denies most of those requests if they ever get put to him - if said people don't bring a project to bill the effort. And surprise, surprise, most of this important things requested via email have trouble to provide those.

      To be honest, I enjoy most not turning up at all to meetings. Around here the saying goes: Either you work or you meet. I prefer to work.

    6. Re:A solution by zenmervolt · · Score: 1

      Usually if you get added via CC or are part of a mass "To:" it's because you've been pulled in to something, and it now concerns you.

      Then the subject line had better summarize why I'm suddenly involved, or, at the very least, I should be called out specifically in a line item near the top of the E-mail body with a specific request. If neither of those are present when I scan the E-mail, I'm going to ignore it because there's a 99.9999999999999999999999999999% chance that I have absolutely no reason to be included on that E-mail.

      The idea is that they aren't sure who would be best suited to answer.

      Competent personnel will research this before they send the E-mail, rather than spamming an entire department. When I have a question and I don't know who can reply, I work with my manager or my other business contacts, offline, to find out which team should know and who our point of contact for that team is, then I send the E-mail directly to that person. I have yet to have an experience where that one person was not able to either answer the question, or forward the E-mail to another single person who could. Carpet-bombing a department with a mass E-mail because you're too lazy to do the legwork to figure out the contact person is unprofessional.

      If you suddenly find meeting minutes in your inbox, it means something happened that made them decide you needed to be notified.

      In which case, they need to send a clearly-titled E-mail that explains the specific reasons why they decided to notify me. I am not a mind reader. I cannot deduce why I'm needed by reading someone else's five-sentence summary of a two-hour meeting.

      This is especially true if you're seeing the minutes even after not being invited.

      Same as above, only now the E-mail with an explicit explanation of why I'm being informed (and of what, precisely, I am being informed) is many orders of magnitude greater because there's not even a baseline familiarity with the project.

      There are only two types of people that I can see taking your view of E-mail: Recent college graduates who do not have work experience and PHB's.

    7. Re:A solution by syousef · · Score: 1

      What is this? Ass covering 101? Some of us actually take pride in their work.

      First, forget about changing the people, it's futile to try. You need to find a solution that works for you under the current situation.

      The technology and people change together. If that were not the case we'd never have moved from paper and typewriter (or papyrus for that matter).


      Second, never ever put something in writing what you wouldn't want to have to explain at court. There's no reason for it.


      Fantastic advice...

      Be offensive as you like face to face, in meeting or on the phone, but always the voice of reason in mails or chat.

      Terrible advice. There's consequences for that too. People who dislike you won't help you get things done and will often take any opportunity to get you back including testifying against you in court. Try this instead "Never be offensive at work in any form. If you need to vent do it elsewhere and don't name people or divulge information you shouldn't".

      Never take part of bad-mouthing people in written, you simply don't know who will read it.

      Same for verbal. You'll never know who it'll get to.

      About mails where you're on the CC: list: ignore anything where you're only on CC. If the sender would have intended it for you, he'd put you on the To: list.

      You could avoid anything from a minor work disaster to huge amounts of overtime if you read every email you get and reply judiciously if required.

      For mails where you're on the To: list, the question is if you're the only one. If there are other people on it and things need to be done based on it, assume someone else from the To: list will do the work and ignore it. If it the sender intended something specially for you, he'd should have sent you the mail addressed only to you.

      This is an excellent way to get reprimanded and appear lazy. If everyone took that approach no work would be done at all. There's good reason to send mail to a group - eg. a support group where different people are on different shifts etc. Instead ask if you're the most qualified to reply and if appropriate let the rest of the group in To: know you're handling the email before tackling it in detail (e.g. if it's going to take a while to reply).

      Mail containing meeting minutes of meetings you didn't attend, ignore them. I something relevant to you was discussed there, you'd either have been invited or someone would have had the task to inform you about it. Wading through other peoples meeting minutes isn't productive.

      It may not be productive, but doing this will mean you:
      1) Miss vital information which will affect you down the line
      2) May miss that something was said that was attributed to you, and by your silence you're implying agreement

      All this sounds harsh and should only apply to mails you don't care about, but in reality works quite well. For the CC: I always liked to blame it on my clever spam filter that failed to highlight it as non-spam because I'm not a recipient. People get very miffed about that but somehow seem to slow to come up with good arguments against it. ...but I bet it comes up in discussion if your job security or salary come into question.

      For the other mails you ignored, it's best to ramp that up slowly starting by the most stupid ones. The more mails you ignore, the less people expect you to read them. ...and the less people expect of you, the less of a liability the loss of your position becomes.

      If some mail asks for work to be done and you're on the To: list and you don't feel safe enough to ignore it completely, in big organisations a good way to cover your arse is to ask the original sender for a meeting of all people on the To: list to schedule resource allocations. If you are creative, add to that mail a few additional people, best some with opposing agendas. That usually puts off tasks for long enough for them to become irrelevant

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      These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
    8. Re:A solution by gpburdell · · Score: 1

      Sure your name is not Wally?

      For those of you who don't get it. Read Dilbert.

    9. Re:A solution by NaDrew · · Score: 1

      You are my new favorite person.

      Well, for the next five minutes or so.

      --
      Vista:XPSP2::ME:98SE
    10. Re:A solution by Confused · · Score: 1

      Hello there,

      > Try this instead "Never be offensive at work in any form. If you need to vent
      > do it elsewhere and don't name people or divulge information you shouldn't".

      I fully agree on that, but some people feel the need to be offensive and can't take it to be reasonable and polite at all times. The advice was more for those, who can't control that impulse, at least they shouldn't put it in writing.

      > ..but I bet it comes up in discussion if your job security or salary come into question.

      No, actually not. The point is, you get evaluated on how well you reach your assigned tasks and projects. Now most of the time, the email flood contains stuff in addition to that, and if you take the time to get involved there, you end up cutting your time to do what you should in the first place.

      > You could avoid anything from a minor work disaster to huge amounts of overtime
      > if you read every email you get and reply judiciously if required.

      And most important, if you do that you will avoid to do the work you get paid for and waste your time doing email. Remember, we're dealing here with a situation where you get swamped with email and your main task on the job isn't to handle email. At performance review time, nobody will care that you made happy a million other departments you can't bill your hours too, if you failed your projects and tasks.

      A final advice I missed but was raised by other people was, to read email only 3 or 4 times a day. On one hand, that reduces the time wasted switching tasks, on the other hand, the delay often resolve problems without intervention.

    11. Re:A solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we may actually agree and just be wording things differently. I saw what was written and viewed it as him tossing emails without so much as a scan. Or at least not a scan of the body.

      Where I work, the groups that get mass emailed are no bigger than 5-6 people, so a mass email such as one that doesn't quite know who to address doesn't hit this large number of people. If the group is emailed, at least one of the 5-6 people will be able to provide a deep enough explanation.

      But yeah, generic "CC: All" type emails aren't very helpful, and there are ones that I glance at and trash. But if I find myself included in an email chain at some point, I am explicitly addressed. The habit is to call out each person by name if they're required and addresses them. It's common practice to include the full group (the 5-6) as a CC when tasks are being delegated, which is likely what you were talking about as being more wasteful than helpful. Out opinions likely differ as to just how useful that may be.

    12. Re:A solution by Zwack · · Score: 1

      It seems like there are two completely different strains of thought here and I honestly believe that it is because there are two completely different types of places of employment.

      1) I don't do any work unless I know who is paying for it, all hours are billable hours... Think of lawyers or consultants and you get the idea, but some companies have internal billing mechanisms "I'm working on project X, my time is being paid for by that project", "I'm doing this work for department Y, they are paying for it."

      2) Everyone is working towards the same goal, and I will do whatever it takes. Think of volunteer organisations to take this to it's extreme.

      Some places are a combination a Hotel for example will charge the customers directly for services that they use, but would charge indirectly for common services such as the receptionist.

      It seems like some of these arguments about how to deal with email stem from these two approaches.

      The place I work I have to do whatever is needed, but I track where I spend my time. However this is definitely the second type (it's a non-profit so billing hours is not something that is done).

      Z.

      --
      -- Under/Overrated is meta-moderation, and therefore is Redundant.
    13. Re:A solution by syousef · · Score: 1

      I fully agree on that, but some people feel the need to be offensive and can't take it to be reasonable and polite at all times

      Yes and unfortunately though most of those people end up shooting themselves in the foot some of those people prosper. Take the unprofessional behaviour of Bill Gates or Steve Jobs most of us have read about. Regardless it is risky because people who don't like you generally won't co-operate with you or worse might feel the need to get their revenge.

      And most important, if you do that you will avoid to do the work you get paid for and waste your time doing email.

      Okay I can see how that might be taken literally. You at least skim the email. If it's of no value you don't read the whole thing. I get a lot of email that I only skim. I don't get the time to read it all. However I do occasionally miss something important and the only way I could think of to avoid that would be to read everything. I don't do this as I accept that it's impractical.

      No, actually not. The point is, you get evaluated on how well you reach your assigned tasks and projects. Now most of the time, the email flood contains stuff in addition to that, and if you take the time to get involved there, you end up cutting your time to do what you should in the first place.

      I think this is very much a work culture thing. Part of my job is to respond to email and provide a service to other areas of the business. I am evaluated on it. The only time I've seen a manager actually yell where I work is when an email addressed to our group wasn't answered in a timely manner.

      There has to be some common sense applied. I skim all email, and if in the process of skimming I find the message is important I allocate more time to it.

      A final advice I missed but was raised by other people was, to read email only 3 or 4 times a day. On one hand, that reduces the time wasted switching tasks, on the other hand, the delay often resolve problems without intervention.

      Sometimes delays (of minutes or hours) do mean the issues resolve themselves but it's rare. I work on a critical system. Not responding to a problem isn't an option. Large sums of money are at stake, not to mention confidence in my employer.

      --
      These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
  90. Do some simple email client changes by llZENll · · Score: 1

    Get a plan together and send it to management telling them how these messages are pointless and wasting everyones time, then IT will adopt some new rules for all email clients.

    - truncate all 'original messages' when replying to so many bytes
    - remove the Reply to All button and bury it in the menu
    - disable Include Original Message by default

  91. Just REPLY ALL... by frieza79 · · Score: 1

    I just reply all asking everyone to stop using the "reply all" feature.
    after a few more reply alls agreeing with me, the thread usually dies.

  92. I think there's too much pseduo etiquette in email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can handle the horribly formatted replies, even the stupid animated smilies and constantly incrementing "do you really need to print this" or "this email is confidential" appended sigs but what gets my goat is being cc'd on emails that have nothing to do with me, having to endure the mind numbing back and forth and THEN having to deal with the 15+ "THANKS!", "You're the best", "I owe you one" and subsequent "No problem", "NP" replies - that's what drives me insane. It also seems that the vast majority of the offenders are from the same managers that page you so you can't even filter them out of you blackberry so you always have to look when the damn thing goes off.

    I've given up trying to educate people on email, it's easier to just figure it out and in the end the CYA aspect has paid off for me on several occasions as it seems I work Alzheimer's patients.

  93. Simple solution by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

    1) No attachments allowed
    2) Plain text only email
    3) 5k email size limit
    4) Pay cut to anyone who top posts

    1. Re:Simple solution by Cederic · · Score: 1


      Solution where?

      1) No attachments? Half the emails I send/receive (at work; at home around 1%) have attachments. Collaborative working with people in different teams and different companies means you don't have shared drives, you don't have physical proximity for a USB key, you sure as hell don't want to send project plans, architecture diagrams, workshop schedules, sets of requirements, design documents and comedy photographs as plain text. All of which I've received and/or sent today.

      While there is a lot of inappropriate attachment sending (comedy photographs being a minor part of that) there's a lot of valuable collaboration taking place too.

      2) Plain text is great on the internet. On an internal company network there's no reason you can't use easier to read proportional fonts, with colour highlighting on more complex emails. I hate 24 point pink comic sans MS on a light purple background as much as the next guy, but it's exceedingly rare I see that.

      3) 5k email size limit? What planet are you on? I've written plain text emails that are more than 5k in size! 5MB is about the limit for me these days, although I'd recommend holding back on anything above 1MB if possible. Again, that's internal mail - on the Internet I'd send far smaller. But frankly if I need to get a document to someone in another company, you think I should be printing it out and paying a courier to get it there in 14 hours, or should I perhaps just fucking email it and have it get there in around 14 seconds.

      4) I replied today to an email sent on Tuesday last week. Since sending that email, the other person has received and sent maybe 400 work related emails (plus who knows how much spam and private email). Top-posting is built into the mail client, and happens to allow me to include the full context of the mail to which I'm replying. It's actually a good thing.

      I do clear a lot of the auto-generated reply cruft, including signatures, etc, but if I remove part of the email I'm responding to it implies I'm ignoring the rest, or singling out that part for special attention. In reality I'm providing a holistic reply and the only reason for including the previous email is for context and clarity. It's politically better and more efficient use of everyones time if I just top-post and include the lot.

      Corporate email etiquette and personal/Internet email etiquette are very different. My own email usage patterns are very different between the two environments. The solution you've suggested wouldn't work without exceptions on Internet email; it's wholly inappropriate for corporate use.

      Minimising use of 'reply all', clearing the quoted history when it's not adding value, generally clearing all but the last email, attaching shortcuts rather than documents where a shared drive is available, not using an auto-generated signature.. these things are good corporate email etiquette, and they'll make a difference.

  94. Yeah we don't use email... in response to this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah we old timers don't use email anymore in the workplace for important things... because it must be the emails making everything harder to accomplish.

    No, we'll just drop by your desk some random time for a mission-critical task while you are out to lunch... and then hire someone else who doesn't need to eat or go to the bathroom so much.

    YES, Corporate Email Etiquette is still important... even more so now that all the good project managers got the boot.

    Also remember, that in wartime recession, the worst and best run companies will be the last to go.

  95. Re:You SHOULD NOT top quote in email... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    A. No.
    Q. Does top-posting make sense?

    Neither should you bottom post. The only sane method of replying is interleaved posting where each segment is prefaced by the questions it's answering.

    The equally-bad alternatives of top- and bottom-posting demand that the reader pay complete attention to your reply and the message before it so that they can follow the context of every statement you make. This is sociopathic. Don't do it.

    --
    Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
  96. you may not like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A simple Microsoft GPO can take care of users including original text when replying in outlook.

  97. Reply-To-All is necessary for "Cover Your Ass" by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 1

    If you've ever worked in a big corporation you know the golden rule: CYA (Cover Your Ass). That is accomplished by Reply-To-All so that EVERYONE is in the loop and NOONE will complain that they were left out of the picture, wasn't kept informed, etc., etc. Yeah, it's a sign of micromanaging. Welcome to my corporate hell.

    1. Re:Reply-To-All is necessary for "Cover Your Ass" by Cederic · · Score: 1


      Reply to All gets you a reputation as someone that CYAs but also wastes other people's time.

      To CYA, archive the email conversation you had with one other person. If necessary send a summary to your manager and/or whoever else needs to know. Don't broadcast the whole conversation because you'll end up looking a complete idiot, especially with all the other people that are sat there going 'why is this cock CCing this to me'.

      Being able to tell your manager 4 weeks after the event, "Yes, we did warn that would happen, here's a copy of the emails I sent describing the problem and recommending appropriate solutions" is excellent CYA. Sending an email to a dozen people about a problem when ten of them couldn't give a shit is just unprofessional.

  98. Re:You SHOULD NOT top quote in email... by whitehatlurker · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I do "interleaved posting". You wouldn't believe the number of complaints I get about it. Apparently people are too used to the wrong way of doing this.

    --
    .. paranoid crackpot leftover from the days of Amiga.
  99. Re: Corporate E-mail ettiquite by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    "I work in a largish company, heavily into IT, and in a complex and quickly changing market.
    Employees are predominantly in the 30 or younger age-bracket, and as you might expect we
    rely on a lot of internal e-mail. Despite that, lately I'm finding myself increasingly frustrated
    by a complete lack of e-mail etiquette in the company. A typical thread might look like a
    hundred-message-long chain of one-line replies, with full quoting and hundreds of recipients in
    the 'To:' field. It feels like it is happening more and more often. I don't seem to be seeing
    much success in explaining to my co-workers what the problem is here. How do you deal with this
    at your place of business, and does your company care? Does the company take any policing or
    educating measures?"

    no.
    Learn Slashdot-ettique!

    [insert free ipod/myminicity link here]
    --
    Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
  100. Etiquette my arse by shaitand · · Score: 1

    Sorry but it is the most annoying thing in the world when people don't include the conversation in the mail. That means I have to gum the works with old emails and reference back to them in order to give your comments context.

    Perhaps leaving the quoted text in hurt in the world of dialup and bbs but it helps more than it hurts now. Really, I have too much going on and your conversation really isn't that important to me. I delete your previous mails a month ago, I neither remember what I said or you said. For the love of god, include ALL the quoted text.

    The only exception is those stupid chain mails. Those are the definition of bad etiquette.

  101. sounds like your company needs IM by yodleboy · · Score: 1

    i work for a very large company, and our adoption of instant messaging (MS Communicator) made a real impact in this kind of email traffic. it also provides a great CYA as we can email ourselves transcripts of the chat. woot! once you implement, users can help by refusing to engage in email chat. i will IM the person if it looks like the email conversation is going to go that route. helps to be proactive...

  102. Etiquette Lives at the Bottom by Bellum+Aeternus · · Score: 1

    I work in a mid-sized company in the IT dept. Pretty much every outside of top management follows fairly good email etiquette. For some reason the top brass like to use large, bold, colored fonts and/or all caps when sending out emails. Additionally, they all seem to use the reply function as an address book so all the emails we get from them have unrelated subject lines.

    Originally I thought it was an age thing, but the 60'ish office manager here (CA) doesn't do that - just the top brass in NY. I think it's a power thing, or maybe all the big wigs they deal with on a regular biases do it. Maybe I should do it too, and get a big promotion!

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    - I voted for Nintendo and against Bush
  103. Re: Corporate Email Etiquette - Dead or Alive? by scruffy · · Score: 1
    yes

    {Private}

    -----Original Message-----
    From: phobos13013@corporate-email.com
    Sent: January 22, 2008, 10:39AM
    To: Slashdot-all@slashdot.org; phobos13013@corporate-email.com; digg-all@digg.com; bob2074@dobbs.com; bob@aol.com;
    Subject: Re: Corporate Email Etiquette - Dead or Alive?

    no

    {Unclassified}

    -----Original Message-----
    From: mbravo@spb.ru
    Sent: January 22, 2008, 10:39AM
    To: Slashdot-all@slashdot.org; phobos13013@corporate-email.com; digg-all@digg.com; bob2074@dobbs.com; bob@aol.com;
    Subject: Corporate Email Etiquette - Dead or Alive?


    "I work in a largish company, heavily into IT, and in a complex and quickly changing market. Employees are predominantly in the 30 or younger age-bracket, and as you might expect we rely on a lot of internal e-mail. Despite that, lately I'm finding myself increasingly frustrated by a complete lack of e-mail etiquette in the company. A typical thread might look like a hundred-message-long chain of one-line replies, with full quoting and hundreds of recipients in the 'To:' field. It feels like it is happening more and more often. I don't seem to be seeing much success in explaining to my co-workers what the problem is here. How do you deal with this at your place of business, and does your company care? Does the company take any policing or educating measures?"
  104. TO: you are being addressed directly... by gemtech · · Score: 1

    and a response is required
    CC: response is optional, mostly FYI
    BCC: cover your ass

    The problem that I run into is web mail, where it's difficult to move email addresses around.

    --
    Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein
  105. Depends on the company management... by scottwilkins · · Score: 1

    The way I see it, if management does care it will always be a problem. With the proliferation of e-mail in the home environment, laziness and poor etiquette was inevitable. I told our company owners that it's their company, and their reputation on the line if e-mails with odd backgrounds and goofy footers were sent to customers. They agreed. It's now company policy to write all e-mails in plain text and no fancy formatting what-so-ever. Along with proper greetings, and proper reply structures. E-mail etiquette should be very very similar to business letter etiquette. Would you trust a paper letter from a legitimate business with goofy stuff at the bottom? Policy always works if taking from the top down...

  106. Email Settings by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    Virtually every email application out there allows you to set responses to top post. Additionally, if you have to mix text which I do on occasion when I want to address specific points is to judiciously cut text and then put your response directly next to the relevant point you're trying to expand on.

  107. Re:You SHOULD NOT top quote in email... by wdnsdy · · Score: 1

    A. Top posting makes sense if you don't delete the '>'s. > Q. Does top-posting make sense? Would interleaved no still make sense if it I wouldn't made it not make sense?

  108. General Email Etiquette by rjschwarz · · Score: 1

    I would like to see AOl and others to post some rules about forwarding decade old funnies and pushing for quick checks of snopes. Just because this is new to you does not mean it is new to the hundred people on your list. I had to delist from my own father and now my grandmother is online so I expect a wave of the same old stuff.....

  109. The server should fix it by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

    It would be cool if there were a mail server feature that would "fix" when the mail is received for delivery. It could detect when top-posting was used and automatically turn it into bottom posting, and apply other obvious fixes. This wouldn't even be that hard because I think that all email clients precede quoted blocks with ">" at the front of each line, and nested quote blocks can just as easily be detected by multiple ">" prefixes.

    I actually made the mistake of sending out a "public service announcement" to the engineering mailing list at my company a couple of years back, detailing the reasons that bottom posting was better than top posting, and how quoted blocks should be trimmed to keep them relevent, etc, and of course a multi-day flamefest between various engineers ensued with no one actually listening to anything that anyone else was saying, just spouting off about their own preferences and why their way was "right". Nobody seemed to care about the links I included which pointed to comprehensive summaries of how email etiquitte works and why. I learned my lesson, and won't do that again.

    1. Re:The server should fix it by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Like hell. I turned off the autocorrect features in outlook because they kept breaking my formatting - I doubt it'd be better on the server.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    2. Re:The server should fix it by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      I think this type of thing can be implemented correctly and work well. Just because Microsoft can't do it correctly in Outlook is irrelevent. Outlook does very little correctly, and is a major piece of shit as a mail client, so it isn't suprising that they don't do autocorrect correctly either.

  110. stop whining by mattwarden · · Score: 1

    Stop whining and configure your email client accordingly. You can "explain" things to your co-workers, but (a) it probably won't get through to them, (b) it would only last as long as your turnover rate, and (c) you're going to look like you can't handle his workload (or else the guy who's just complaining for no reason).

    Avoid the issue and just handle it on your side. I totally sympathize with your situation (I'm a consultant, so I get it from my people and from the client, and we're not in the same location, which makes the email and uber-CC tendency worse), but just suck it up and find a way to still be productive.

    Good luck,

  111. Thunderbird Quote Collapse by smARMie · · Score: 1

    Maybe Thunderbird's Quote Collapse could come in handy. I'm using it and it does a great job. Plus the quotes can always be expanded via a "+" button, taking into account the depth of quoting. As for the number of emails, you could try sender throttling. Limit them to 5 msg/hr. They won't be happy, but that will give you a chance to explain the problems to them. In the end, there's nothing like educating your users (even against their will).

    --
    Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers!
    1. Re:Thunderbird Quote Collapse by RainbearNJ · · Score: 1

      Hmm. The problem is, Outcrack doesn't *do* proper quoting. So, when I get a corporate email it looks more like:

      (Usual email headers)

      Blahditty,

      Blah blah, blabittyblah blahblah.

      ---Original Message---
      From: Blahbitty
      To: Blahditty
      cc: Everyone at blah.com!
      Subject: Re: Blah emails

      Blahditty,

      Blah blablah blablabla blah blah

      ---Original Message---
      From: Blahbippy
      To: Blahdippy
      cc: Everyone at blah.com!
      Subject Blah emails

      Blahdippy,

      Blablah blahblablah blahbla blah blah blahblah! :)

      (etc etc ad nauseum)

      --
      Lucky for me I always have Emergency Pants!
  112. Re:You SHOULD NOT top quote in email... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    Would interleaved no still make sense if it I wouldn't made it not make sense?

    With all due respect, I wouldn't worry about your posting style just yet.

    --
    Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
  113. Re:You SHOULD NOT top quote in email... by wdnsdy · · Score: 1

    A. Top posting makes sense if you don't delete the '>'s.
    > Q. Does top-posting make sense?

    Would interleaved no still make sense if it I wouldn't made it not make sense?

  114. Re:You SHOULD NOT top quote in email... by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

    That's because people who do it (and further insist on plain text emails) create a mess of text that's impossible to follow. There are masses of angle brackets and no clear demarcation of where one starts and another stops. This is compounded by people who screw up the line breaks, making emails an impossible quagmire to reconstruct (without spending more time working out the structure of the email than it takes to read the damn thing). BBS and UNIX people are the worst about this, because they're militant about their plain text and hardcoded way of doing things.

    Guess what? Interleaved posting and plain text email sucks too. It's no better than top quoting at the end of the day.

    Proper etiquette here is to restate the question you're answering. Don't quote the entire message in your response at all. Email isn't a forum, and with people who refuse to use email features invented after 1990 (quote boxes, bar indicators, and/or colorizing quoted text), it's most aggravating when someone tries to make it one. Treat email as the written correspondence it is and the problems go away. Even one-line responses work.

  115. Re: Your Sig by Dareth · · Score: 1

    If you are not hungry, then you are not on a diet.

    Yeah, I am definitely not hungry at the moment. I fell off the "diet bandwagon" into a buffet!
    Overall I am still doing well enough. We all deserve a day off now and then, it just can't be 5 days off in a row.

    --

    I only look human.
    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
  116. Evolve or Die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You would have more luck developing a mind control ray. Instead of trying to manipulate other people, see how you can manage it better. Whether that be ignoring the emails or using filtering. Don't be a little bitch.

  117. whoever has the expertise...boss by Dareth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    preferring a team based arrangement where whoever has the expertise in the topical area is the "boss" of that piece

    Sounds like a great arrangement. What do you do when more than one person "has the expertise" in the same area, yet they do not agree on how something is done? Are you then back to an executive style decision?

    --

    I only look human.
    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
    1. Re:whoever has the expertise...boss by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      An interesting question with no easy answer. Basically I like to think that the people I hire are professionals who can disagree on a matter, and through careful dialog come to an agreement on the correct course of action. In the end, if this is not the case then something must be done. I have seen this happen and in those cases the team should act as moderator to resolve the issue. Falling back on the "I am the real boss and will make this decision" short circuits the benefits of the team dynamic.

    2. Re:whoever has the expertise...boss by sjames · · Score: 1

      yet they do not agree on how something is done?

      At that point, conflict resolution becomes the most needed skill, so in theory, a GOOD manager becomes the boss again.

  118. Me too!! by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

    Bah! cheers, Mad - curmudgeonly netizen since 1995

    --
    "It doesn't cost enough, and it makes too much sense."
  119. Re: Corporate Email Etiquette - Dead or Alive? by dknj · · Score: 1
    Please take me off of this mailing list

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    -----Original Message-----
    From: phobos13013
    Sent: January 22, 2008, 10:48AM
    To: Slashdot-all@slashdot.org; phobos13013@corporate-email.com; digg-all@digg.com; bob2074@dobbs.com; bob@aol.com;
    Subject: Re: Corporate Email Etiquette - Dead or Alive?

    no

    {Unclassified}

    -----Original Message-----
    From: mbravo@spb.ru
    Sent: January 22, 2008, 10:39AM
    To: Slashdot-all@slashdot.org; phobos13013@corporate-email.com; digg-all@digg.com; bob2074@dobbs.com; bob@aol.com;
    Subject: Corporate Email Etiquette - Dead or Alive?

    "I work in a largish company, heavily into IT, and in a complex and quickly changing market. Employees are predominantly in the 30 or younger age-bracket, and as you might expect we rely on a lot of internal e-mail. Despite that, lately I'm finding myself increasingly frustrated by a complete lack of e-mail etiquette in the company. A typical thread might look like a hundred-message-long chain of one-line replies, with full quoting and hundreds of recipients in the 'To:' field. It feels like it is happening more and more often. I don't seem to be seeing much success in explaining to my co-workers what the problem is here. How do you deal with this at your place of business, and does your company care? Does the company take any policing or educating measures?"
  120. here's a patch: by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

    :0 * ^X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook /dev/null

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  121. Reply-to-all, with a one word message body: by fizzup · · Score: 1

    unsubscribe

    1. Re:Reply-to-all, with a one word message body: by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      I've used that trick many times, it's deviously insulting. ;)

  122. Suck it up. by droopycom · · Score: 1

    Really, there's nothing you can do about it. Better just cope with it.

  123. Whaaa... by eyenot · · Score: 0, Troll

    That's really old-school, like inkwell-and-parchment style oldschool, when you freak out just because you see a cascade, even if it is between everyone on the network. This is the 90's, it's not like text-storage is an issue, any more.

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  124. sorry by emj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People who don't have the feature to remove the quoted text will always complain.

    Do people not have the ability to 'select'+'delete' the previous conversation text?

    The automatic exclusion of quoted text when you read a discussion thread where people just include the old messages for references. But still showing vital parts of quoted text if the email uses the quoted text in line and comments on specific parts. Gmail almost always get it right, and all you have to do is press r write what you want to say and send it.

    Editing and removing of old reference text is not needed anymore, because gmail has the feature of hiding quoted text to show you what is important. What I'm saying is that when you have a wonderfull feature that just work, you just wont care about what that means to other people.
    1. Re:sorry by Grant_Watson · · Score: 1

      What I'm saying is that when you have a wonderfull feature that just work, you just wont care about what that means to other people.

      Is that because such people are ignorant, because they're jerks, or because they're ignorant jerks?

  125. Run!!!! by mediis · · Score: 1

    I used to work for a large telco and email was the corporate political tool dejour for your cow-orkers to make your life a living hell. If it was addressed to me and I couldn't make sense out of what they wanted I would respond to the sender and ask them what they wanted. And since they could NEVER properly describe their needs in email form, it usually took a phone call. The burden is upon them because they want something from you. And once you get them to spell it out for you, they tend to goof and expose their true intentions: 1) to do their job, 2) get you to break policy for a back door request or 3) to make someone look bad.

  126. I LIKE Top Posting by knarfling · · Score: 1

    I know I am in the minority here, but I like Top Posting. Here are the reasons why.

    1. Emails are not books. I don't need to read the beginning, middle and end to understand the plot. Normal emails (as apposed to the office politics stuff) do not have a plot. Books are read top to bottom and front to back. Again, email is not a book.

    2. The most recent and most relevant info is at the top. If I don't care about the beginning, I don't have to re-read or scroll down to get past the stuff I already know.

    3. Yes, if you are added to a conversation after the emails have gone back and forth, top posting makes you start at the bottom and work up. What you are really saying is that your comfort and ease of reading is more important than all the other people who only needed to read the reply since they already remembered the rest of the email.

    4. Email is no longer the same as USENET. If you are on an email discussion list, USENET rules still make sense. I can read the last email, top to bottom without having to wade through the other emails. But most emails are not discussion lists. Trying to force all emails to conform to USENET rules is like trying to make all cars use a shifter on the floor board because it made the most sense for early cars. It still makes sense for some cars, but please don't try to force it for everyone.

    5. Inline posting makes sense only when replying to portions of emails such as lists of questions. And only when there are a limited number of back and forth conversations. I really, really hate trying to figure out who actually replied to a question, and did they reply before or after Joe's comment that changed the perspective of the original email. And I have seen a couple of times where someone did an inline reply to each and every sentence. It wasn't readable.

    Again, just so I am clear, this is just my opinion. Top Posting makes sense for discussion lists, but not for normal emails. Maybe I am lazy. Maybe I am a slob. But I don't always have the luxury of time to correct and bottom post each an every email I reply to. That time is, IMHO, better spent doing other tasks.

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    1. Re:I LIKE Top Posting by jdcope · · Score: 1

      I agree, its silly when a few IT friends I have complain to me about top-posting. Its easier to read. And frankly, I dont need to follow some arbitrary "netiquette" rules made up by some geeks 40 years ago.

    2. Re:I LIKE Top Posting by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      The don't fskcing quote at all.

      It is *not* that difficult.

    3. Re:I LIKE Top Posting by jdcope · · Score: 1

      See what I mean...people just take it too seriously. Get a grip. Its just a freakin email.

  127. Softros LAN Messenger by jameseyjamesey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We had this problem at work until we got people to use Softros Lan Manager. We pushed it to all the clients, and amazingly they stopped using e-mail for 1 line replies and quick conversations.

  128. FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you often see e-mails as long as this comment thread with just as many different authors? I get things like this all the time.
    Normally at the top it says "FYI".

    They seem to think it means "For your information", but I know it really means "F**king-up your day, idiot"

  129. Similar issues - and you just can't fight stupid by Craig+Ringer · · Score: 1

    I have related issues at work, both with employees and outside customers.

    Rather than thread trimming (which I consider a lost cause for normal users) the main issue I have is people using e-mail as a file transfer system even for huge and/or urgent files. Think: "I don't know any other way to send files, and why shouldn't e-mail be as good as anything else for sending 100MB files around? Plus, when I get the file from the customer I can just hit "forward" to send it to someone else in the organization. And they can forward it in turn. Sure, those two forwards alone add more than 500MB of data to the mail backups and long-term archives, but why should I care about that? If I'm waiting for an urgent file the customer swears they've sent I'll just come and ask IT to get it for me, they can always do that right?"

    Argh. Combine deadlines for getting files with customers on cheap ISPs with overloaded, glacial mail servers and a variety of interesting file size limits and you're in for plenty of fun. Storage and backup management isn't nice either, as I have to yell at the users to get them to delete the forwarded crap from their inbox and sent box. Management rejects all suggestions of mail quotas or timed message expiry even after it's explained that the quota or expiry timer can be specific to the in/sent boxes. E-mail file size limits plus bounce messages that explain how to send files using FTP or web upload are similarly vetoed by management. "management" has a 15GB inbox with 20,000 messages, and uses the desktop as the sole document storage location ( finding things by position, not file name ).

    Rather than tell the customer to use our established FTP and web file upload facilities (which are trivial to use on all modern OSes - bascially just "click on this link then drag the file to the window that pops up") the staff tend to ask the customer to come in with a CD or USB key for urgent files. They are aware of, and have used, the FTP and web file upload facilities.

    So ... sometimes, there's just no fighting the collective stupididy of users when it comes to things like e-mail. E-mail to them is and will remain the way to send files around. Problems can be attributed not to using the wrong tool for the job, but to our mail system being slow and unreliable. Similarly, the fact that they get spam in their inboxes sometimes is a failure of the mail system ( because computers can read and have human judgement, right? ) despite the fact that over 99.8% of delivery attempts are already blocked as spam and the fact that we have to be conservative to avoid dropping legit messages.

    If the staff aren't interested in learning how to use their computers better or how to avoid problems they're having by changing their behaviour, and if they have a strong preconceived view of how things should work, you're probably not going to get anywhere without management buy-in to provide reasons for them to care. You're not going to get them to trim quoted messages, use sensible sized signatures, provide an explanation along with a forwarded message, stop using a stupid disclaimer, or any of the other basic e-mail ettiquette issues if they don't care about it. If explaining how that makes them easier to communicate with and makes everybody else's life easier doesn't help, you're going to need help from somebody who they'll listen to, such as a supervisor or company management.

    Good luck with that. I'll bet management are the worst offenders.

  130. AOL? by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1
    Blockquoteth the OP:

    A typical thread might look like a hundred-message-long chain of one-line replies, with full quoting and hundreds of recipients in the 'To:' field

    You work at AOL, don't you?

    --
    Eternity: will that be smoking, or non-smoking? I Corinthians 6:9-10
  131. eight rules to set you free...sort of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here are my pieces of eight that will mark you as a smart user of tool that comes with equal parts utility and trouble.

    Every professional environment has its own approach towards email. The one I
    work in is incredibly reliant on email; so much so that I now call the two or
      more hours a day --time that once could have been spent developing people or
    advancing mission-- "the tyranny of the inbox". I've been working on my own
    rules of email for a while. The top draft candidates follow:

    * Is this email necessary? If the recipient sits within visual range and the
    transaction can be accomplished with a face to face transaction: consider that
    method instead. If you can't see the intended recipient: do they have a
    telephone, and can it substitute for the email you are about to send?

    * Is this attachment necessary? My tyrannical system administrators turn off my ability to send mail when exceeds 100 MB. The attachment you just
    sent with large images may force me to stop work and create new personal
    folders to get out of the penalty box. Similarly, if you're going to scan a
    document and send me a .pdf: please use settings that reduce the file size
    instead of bloating it. Got shared network space, a wiki or web space? Send
    me the link instead. I have enough files already.

    * What's the *real* subject? Please don't send email with cryptic subject
    lines: "Question" is among my favorite. Tell me what your question is about!

    * (For communications from non-organizational machines or accounts): Please get an email address (from your Internet provider, Yahoo, or Google) that tells me who you
    are. "golfnut10@aol.com: or "zepplinfan@hotmail.com" doesn't do this. Save
    those addresses for your friends and family. For professional communications:
    please use your name in the address.

    * When you send me an email: don't assume I'm sitting at my computer staring
    at my incoming mail queue all day long. I might be in a meeting. I might be
    writing something that's *not* email (I turn off my email client when I do
    this). I might be talking with a coworker or walking around to find out what
    the newest challenges this day has brought to the 32 employees I'm responsible
    for. Even if it's really "Urgent" and even if it really is "Response
    required", please don't assume I'm reading it in the minute after you send it.
    Email is for time-shifted, asynchronous communication. If it's really urgent:
    call me.

    * Format your email as plain text please. HTML and Outlook rich text fonts
    don't necessarily render faithfully in non-Windows, non-Outlook email tools.
    Don't assume everybody is using one.

    * Got sensitive, personnel-privileged content in your email? Remember: in my government workplaces it's all subject to Privacy Act and Equal Opportunity queries. I'm happy to place my electronic communications up for scrutiny; be sure that you are too.

    * Most modern email tools have excellent rules-based filtering. I may well
    have one set up for you; consider doing the same for me.

  132. Spam! by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    I just mark their emails as spam. Eventually the inane email goes away. If they have anything important to say, they will eventually seek you out face-to-face to inquire why you didn't act on it. Explain that you didn't see their email, then act surprised when you find it in the bulk folder. "Hmmm, I guess the email filter thought you were a spammer because of all the inane comments you make".

    If you really want to be rude, bounce all their messages back with a "spam detected" message.

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    Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  133. Nothing is worse than by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Emails written in Comic Sans.

  134. What do you mean, solve social problems with tech? by KWTm · · Score: 1

    No, this isn't a technological problem, and technology won't solve it.
    Technology can be used to solve social problems as well.
    What!? That is not an acceptable proposal in our modern and socially refined world, and if you insist on promoting your disruptive agenda in this community, I'm activating the Automatic Foe-Downmodding Distributed AI system on you!
    --
    404555974007725459910684486621289147856453481154 in hex is "You sank my Battleship?"
    [GPG key in journal]
  135. my fix... by The+Steven · · Score: 1

    My rule in the office is Only The Decision Maker Will Appear In The "TO:"
    The sender will "CC:" themself, and all other recipients will be in the "BCC:"

  136. Adapt your tools, not your people. by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

    How do you deal with this at your place of business, and does your company care? Does the company take any policing or educating measures?

    Learning and exercising proper e-mail etiquette is expensive and ultimately futile because companies are always getting new people that haven't learned the rules yet. In addition, quite a lot of corporate policies are enforced only because people tend to get off on putting the smack down on people that don't know or refuse to obey The Rules, regardless of whether or not the rules exist for a good reason or whether it's the most cost-effective approach. So I'm automatically suspicious of many "e-mail etiquette" rules. In my experience, people aren't annoyed at the 500 lines of quoting, they're "annoyed" that someone dared break the institution's posted rules, and enjoy punishing them.

    My advice? Shut up and deal with it. E-mail tools like Gmail automatically hide quoted text, so all of those one-line replies appear as one-line replies, regardless of what got quoted. Compare "wasted" storage costs against the personnel costs of (a) learning these company-specific rules; (b) complying with those rules; and (c) having lots of meetings and e-mail reminders and Slashdot submissions seeking better ways of doing (a) and (b).

    If someone's actually wasting everyone's time, and doesn't realize it, tell them. If they keep doing it, compare the costs they're incurring versus the benefit they're providing and fire them if it's appropriate. Otherwise everyone has better things to do with their time.

  137. Re:You SHOULD NOT top quote in email... by dbIII · · Score: 1

    BBS and UNIX people are the worst about this, because they're militant about their plain text and hardcoded way of doing things.

    That is because we know how to use email and the newbies don't :)

  138. Re:You SHOULD NOT top quote in email... by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

    Angle brackets should be banished from the face of the earth. Get with the program. 20 year old norms no longer apply in this field. It's out, just like phone line etiquette and dialup Internet access.

    They confuse, are a true pain to copy/paste, and are wholly unnecessary. Slashdot has threaded responses and quote styling. At the very least, email should, too.

  139. Is it dead? by NerveGas · · Score: 1


        Etiquette in general has, over the past hundred years, decayed continually. And it's spead up in the last few decades. And when you talk about etiquette in email, where you're not face-to-face with someone, it's going to be much worse. Yes, it's dead. And it will continue to rot.

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  140. Re:You SHOULD NOT top quote in email... by dbIII · · Score: 1
    Whoops - knew I was doing something wrong.

    >Angle brackets should be banished from the face of the earth. Get w
    >ith the program. 20 year old norms no longer apply in this field. It's o
    >ut, just like phone line etiquette and dialup Internet access.
    >
    >They confuse, are a true pain to copy/paste, and are wholly unneces
    >sary. Slashdot has threaded responses and quote styling. At the very
    > least, email should, too.

  141. Re:You SHOULD NOT top quote in email... by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

    WTF are you talking about?

    *Normal* mail programs like thunderbird have these "weird" functions called Edit => Rewrap and Edit => Paste As Quotation. These tend to fix up the problems with "angle brackets".

    The worst email are the ones where you ask a question, like,

    Hi,

    blah this problem. OK blah. Can we use blah? Yes

    - Bob

    BTW, the blah is from original email and there are 2 responses there. Now figure it out. These are the worst emails I get. Others are replies to 6 year old threads to start new ones. I stopped sorting by thread - completely useless.

    Finally, text mails are the only real way to transmit mails if you are any serious about spam filtering. If you look at the message source, text-only messages are clean and beautifully formatted. For examples, see something like Debian or BSD mailing lists (some bad examples there too). For the worst mailing lists, see wix-users mailing lists - many posters are @ microsoft.com. Email etiquette cesspool on that list.

  142. Rigid, ancient conventions considered harmful by lpontiac · · Score: 1

    I would prefer not to live in a top posting world. However, one thing that's worse than top posting is an email thread in which different people are using different quoting conventions. That gives you a conversation that's near impossible to follow.

    Most people these days top post, so I follow suit. Sure, a bunch of netiquette guides written in the early 1990s rail against it, and with sound reasoning, but the vast majority of email users these days would not agree. And etiquette is, by definition, dictated by the majority.

  143. Re:You SHOULD NOT top quote in email... by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

    *Normal* mail programs like thunderbird have these "weird" functions Yeah, they do. The problem is that people don't use them or don't know they exist. It won't fix a mangled response.

    If you look at the message source, Bzzzt. You've already stepped out of "the user zone."

    BTW, the blah is from original email and there are 2 responses there. Now figure it out. That merely proves the point that plain text is inadequate. Treat an email like written correspondence...which shouldn't be difficult, because that's what it is. Restate the question and answer the question. Don't bring everything to a grinding halt with midstream comments and angle brackets and crap.

    Is it annoying that people use stationery and weird fonts? Maybe. That's a problem with you though, unless there is an office policy to the contrary. Making more work for everyone else is just as obnoxious as the Comic Sans crowd.

    Write it like a letter. Don't quote the entire previous message. That is our email policy. Amazingly, the problems are gone. Short emails are clear: "Yes, we can do that." Long emails are focused and professional, organized as memoranda. There is no formatting to worry about, no line break mess, no pile of useless angle brackets, and no tangles of text from multiple individuals.
  144. Young people don't use e-mail anymore by CranberryKing · · Score: 1

    They think it is a dinosaur. They text on their phones, leave messages on eachothers myspace page (in the public comments section), or any one of a dozen other cheap, impersonal messaging mediums. They may 'shout' at eachother on their mobiles, but they certainly don't actually know anyone's phone number. Many have had little experience using e-mail and don't actually ever care to. They'd sooner send a telegram.

    I wonder how many teenagers today have never written a letter and put it in the USPS mail. Think about it. Why would they?

  145. Novell's Client32 for Windows by NaDrew · · Score: 1

    We had this problem at work until we got people to use Softros Lan Manager. We pushed it to all the clients, and amazingly they stopped using e-mail for 1 line replies and quick conversations. We had a similar problem at a company I worked for in the late 90s until IT pushed the Novell Client32 for Windows down to all users. Amazingly, they stopped using email.
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  146. sudo make me a sandwich by Phroggy · · Score: 1
    --
    $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
    $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    1. Re:sudo make me a sandwich by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I did. Need. More. Caffeine.

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  147. One more... by pedestrian+crossing · · Score: 1

    Fucking delivery receipts!

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  148. At one of the big 3 IT companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At one of the big 3 IT companies:
    To: X

    Importance: High

    Guys,

    I don't know how much more of this I can take.
    The Norwegian laptop I use has finally packed up, I'm using the old P233 behind Abdulla, which I suppose is quicker than using a typewriter.

    The Gui for will not be complete. Some limitations became apparent after I completed the location database this morning, 300Kb is too big for the routines I wrote, so a rewrite to some of the code is required to handle a new format.

    Harry,
    Network Node Manager cannot give us the output natively. Also, we cannot read the database Openview uses. The customer must creat an export for us. The pains of suddenly appeared in my mind.

    Regards,
    Employee X

  149. CYA - a core part of corporate life by nobuddy · · Score: 1

    Email, in a corporate environment, is a CYA measure. Standard procedure is:

    1) Reply All to anything. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. If a person wants to notify everyone from GOD (spelled CEO) down that your project is the cause of the delay, replying to that one person to point out they are the one withholding critical materials is useless. They all need to know that weasel is the problem, not your team.

    2) Trimming any message before sending (to everyone, see above) allows the originator to argue that wasn't what they really said, throwing doubt on your reply. So a 1 sentance reply may be at the top of a 2000 word original.

    3) Nothing is deleted. Ever. However, the higher up in the chain you are, the more likely you are to view the deleted bin as a storage area. You Exchange admins are painfully aware of this little gem of corporate life.

    4) Every conversation is done via email. If you go to a meeting, the meeting will be transcribed and emailed to all who attended. If you call someone, they will ask for a summary of the conversation in email. CYA, you need to be able to point at anything you were told, or told someone, no matter how small or petty the issue may be.

    More will come to me. Maybe I'll write it all up in a kind of cathartic purging and post it somewhere. I sense a Doctoral Thesis here....

  150. Set up rules and filters by GWBasic · · Score: 1

    I set up rules and filters. At my current company, people are good at keeping discussions in the appropriate mail lists, so I can easily bucket discussions into different priorities.

    At a previous job, people used to spam their status reports so that they could look busy. Whenever I would get widely-distributed status reports or other useless communication from someone who I didn't know, I would immeditatly set up a rule in Outlook to dump all email from that person into a special SPAM folder.

  151. The posse effect by denidoom · · Score: 1

    Back in the dot com boom this was pretty bad, and partly I think it's because everyone feels they have to have a voice or be mega assertive in order for their new idea to be heard. Right now there's a lot of new ideas (good and bad) and folks just want their piece of the action. What is different is the one liners, which is a product of culture emphasizing rush rush rush, push push push, hurry hurry hurry. I've noticed a resurgence of "how r u" as well, even from supposedly smart people.

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    1. Re:The posse effect by johndiii · · Score: 1

      I think that it's not just people who want their new ideas to be heard. In a situation where you have a discussion being conducted by email involving more than two people (something for which email is not really well-suited, except perhaps as moderated by gmail, which seems to handle such things fairly well), many people feel the need to write emails just so that their "voice" is heard. A part of the social dynamic. That would be in addition to the people who really do have ideas that they want to contribute.

      I think that the one-liners are driven by the same thing. Even for people who really ought to know how dumb they look.

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  152. Ditto on all the above by phorm · · Score: 1

    a) Easier to track (sometimes): If you organize your email correctly, you can have an "in" and "out" workflow system for various persons/projects that outlines the tasks and communication(s) from start to finish
    b) Easier to remember: Sometimes you might not remember the exact change that Larry stopped by your desk to request whilst you already had 1000001 things going. Again, if it's organized in email, it's easier to note the specifics later.
    c) Accountability. When Bob asks you to change setting "X" and it hoses your company server for an hour, it's on record in email. When you requested 5 times that Sally do an important update so you could complete your own work, and it was ignored (thus making your work late), it's on record. When you remind people of things to avoid because he consistently makes the same mistake, it's on record. It's a coldhearted thing sometimes, but I've noticed that it's also more motivational to certain varieties of people if you re-send an old email saying "this is due tonight and is critical" with a CC to the boss...