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  1. I Wish to Purchase One of These Fine Straw Men! on Passengers Cheat Flu Scan With Fever Reducers · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wish to purchase one of these fine straw men,
    for placement in my cornfield.

  2. Re:Not happening to me on Comcast Intercepts and Redirects Port 53 Traffic · · Score: 1

    DNS tunneled over TOR or SOCKS?

    Seems like the next step to take.

  3. Re:EMP Testing on Could a Meteor Have Brought Down Air France 447? · · Score: 1

    Leprechauns? Those little bastards! I thought we had 'em all in Gitmo, by now. They tore down Maze Prison, so I know they ain't there.

  4. Re:In the absence of any evidence of any sort..... on Could a Meteor Have Brought Down Air France 447? · · Score: 1

    Please take a number. Now serving 12,930,023.

  5. Re:EMP Testing on Could a Meteor Have Brought Down Air France 447? · · Score: 1

    Loved your bloody rant. Better than all the pontification.

  6. Re:EMP Testing on Could a Meteor Have Brought Down Air France 447? · · Score: 1

    I didn't say the plane was targeted. Really, I am speculating that - in terms of sheer calculable probability - that it is nearly as likely to be an EMP of some sort, as it is to be a random mineral descent, of extra-terrestrial origin. Wacky me.

    Jump! There's a conclusion you missed! :-)

    Accidents will happen.

  7. Re:That Depends... on Could a Meteor Have Brought Down Air France 447? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Sephiroth?

    Are you one of those nutty-Goy, Madonna-following, Kabbala kids? Or is it Bowie?

    "You drive like a demon from Kether to Malkuth"...

  8. Re:In the absence of any evidence of any sort..... on Could a Meteor Have Brought Down Air France 447? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Glad they hang out on Slashdot.

    Fair?

    Finding the REAL causes - through speculation and investigation - are the route to improvements that prevent this sort of thing from again happening.

    I can think of no more fitting tribute to the departed ones, and their families.

  9. EMP Testing on Could a Meteor Have Brought Down Air France 447? · · Score: 1, Troll

    Just as likely.

  10. Re:DMCA ??? on Palm Pre "iTunes Hack" Detailed By DVD Jon · · Score: 1

    iPod Firmware gets updated by iTunes. This happens already. iTunes checks updated firmware, if old handshake, iTunes then return to the top of this loop. :-)

  11. Re:DMCA ??? on Palm Pre "iTunes Hack" Detailed By DVD Jon · · Score: 2

    Well,

    All Apple has to do is ROT-13 their handshakes. Then, if Palm does the same? It's now a DMCA violation.

    On a less frivolous note, perhaps this is the case that will cause the DMCA to crumble, as a possible court battle that pitches anti-competitive practice against technological copyright enforcement.

  12. Watch this method on Voting Drops 83 Percent In All-Digital Election · · Score: 1

    Now get universal promotion.

  13. Re:Just Throw It on the Meme Heap on 45-Year-Old Modem Used To Surf the Web · · Score: 3, Funny

    C/PM 80! Fortran 70! Stronium 90! Polysorbate 80! or Fight!

  14. Re:Just Throw It on the Meme Heap on 45-Year-Old Modem Used To Surf the Web · · Score: 5, Funny
  15. Re:How About Typing Comics Fans as Sex Offenders? on How Comic Fans & Shops Are Stereotyped · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is a contest of POWER, not cleverness.

    "Grasshopper ALWAYS wrong, in argument with Chicken"
    -- Lao Shoe

  16. Fashinable Dandies? on The Unexpected Patents of Steve Jobs · · Score: 1

    They take credit for nothing!
    Acheivements, like other forms of industry, are beneath them.

  17. I thought you said "PANTS" on The Unexpected Patents of Steve Jobs · · Score: 1, Funny

    And I just about Rolfed soup through my nose!

  18. Re:Really? The *infamous*? on The Unexpected Patents of Steve Jobs · · Score: 0, Troll

    Praiseworthy? You been watchin' too much Oprah, Willis!

    Look, his "philanthropy" is just more oligarchal, social and economic control for an elite agenda.

    "They need to be independent of government agencies, which are unable to head off the disaster we all see looming."

    Why all the secrecy? "They wanted to speak rich to rich without worrying anything they said would end up in the newspapers, painting them as an alternative world government,"
    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article6350303.ece

    He's also a Bilderberger. He wants to turn mosquitoes into flying syringes - to inject folks with agents that serve the "Overpopulation" agenda.

    Overpopulation? That's your children, mate. The world can sustain 10,000 ordinary mortals for the same resources that support Gate's own two children.

    http://abcnews.go.com/Business/Story?id=7628545&page=1

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30851839/

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/05202009/news/regionalnews/worlds_richest_hold_secret_meeting_170193.htm

    Watch Goodman on the agenda of the BMGF
    http://www.snapbuzz.com/view/video/6051/

  19. How About Typing Comics Fans as Sex Offenders? on How Comic Fans & Shops Are Stereotyped · · Score: 5, Interesting

    U.S. Manga Obscenity Conviction Roils Comics World

    In an obscenity first, a U.S. comic book collector has pleaded guilty to importing and possessing Japanese manga books depicting illustrations of child sex abuse and bestiality.

    Christopher Handley, described by his lawyer as a "prolific collector" of manga, pleaded guilty last week to mailing obscene matter, and to "possession of obscene visual representations of the sexual abuse of children." Three other counts were dropped in a plea deal with prosecutors.

    The 39-year-old office worker was charged under the 2003 Protect Act, which outlaws cartoons, drawings, sculptures or paintings depicting minors engaging in sexually explicit conduct, and which lack "serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value." Handley's guilty plea makes him the first to be convicted under that law for possessing cartoon art, without any evidence that he also collected or viewed genuine child pornography. He faces a maximum sentence of 15 years in prison.

    Keep that cartoon coochie identifyably 18!

  20. Re:Color me not impressed on KOffice 2.0.0 Now Open For Firefox-Like Extensions · · Score: 2, Informative

    Bloat? == Functionality.

    I will give you a specific example, from among thousands.

    Open/Star Office handles - easily - RTL languages and the alternative typefaces and ligatures used with them. It has a fantastic facility for mixed, RTL/LTR documents. The toolbar icons even dynamically swap orientation for indenting, justifying, etc., when switching text direction.

    As someone who has struggled with the crap support for this in MS Word on Windows NT through 7, and the NONEXISTANT RTL capability of Word on OS X, I am very happy that OOo can do this handily, with consistant functionality - regardless of OS.

    OOo has been a superior tool for at least 3 years. MS has given up polishing the core turd, and is adding business/technology value in collaborative computing and advanced document management, rather than refining core text handling capability. They know where the Enterprise dollar will come from.

    So, whinge about bloat as you will, with your Terabyte-sized SATA drive!

  21. Boards of Canada? on Canada's Conference Board Found Plagiarizing Copyright Report · · Score: 1
  22. Re:Asimov on Robot Warfare Going Open Source · · Score: 1

    Don't understand Hindi? Oh, they just pretend not to. Snobs! I know perfectly well that the mother speaks Urdu at home. Feigned non-comprehension of Hindi is pure social posing and low-order chauvinism!

  23. Non-State Actor? on Robot Warfare Going Open Source · · Score: 1

    Hezbollah is a legitimate part of the parliamentary and fully democratic government of Lebanon - chosen freely by the people.

  24. Re:Old? on BPA Leaches From Polycarbonate Bottles Into Humans · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Corn Syrup.

    Michael Pollan has got the number on that. Backed by European studies on endocrine dysfunction and appetite distortion.

  25. Re:Old? on BPA Leaches From Polycarbonate Bottles Into Humans · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hey! I haven't seen an astroturfer here on Slashdot in two whole days! Thanks for keeping the faith!