I am Mr. Glorsoid
The manager,
Bills and exchange
At the foreign remittance department of the Martian International bank plc. I am writing this letter to Ask for your support and cooperation to carry out this business opportunity in my department.
We discovered an abandoned sum of $15,000,000.00 (fifteen million United States dollars only) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family of a wife and two children in November 1997 in a saucer crash. Since we heard of his Death, We have been expecting his next of kin to come over and put claims for his money as the Heir.
Unfortunately, neither their family member nor distant relative has ever appeared to claim the said Fund.
Upon this discovery, I and other officials in my Department have agreed to make business with you and release the total amount into your account as the Heir.
Please return an e-mail that encloses your private contact telephone
Number, fax number full name and address and your designated bank coordinates to enable us file letter of claim to the appropriate departments for necessary Approvals before the transfer can be made.
Note also, this transaction must be kept strictly confidential because of its nature, I look forward to receiving
Your prompt response.
Regards, Mr. Glorsoid
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I am Mr. Glorsoid The manager, Bills and exchange At the foreign remittance department of the Martian International bank plc. I am writing this letter to Ask for your support and cooperation to carry out this business opportunity in my department. We discovered an abandoned sum of $15,000,000.00 (fifteen million United States dollars only) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family of a wife and two children in November 1997 in a saucer crash. Since we heard of his Death, We have been expecting his next of kin to come over and put claims for his money as the Heir. Unfortunately, neither their family member nor distant relative has ever appeared to claim the said Fund. Upon this discovery, I and other officials in my Department have agreed to make business with you and release the total amount into your account as the Heir. Please return an e-mail that encloses your private contact telephone Number, fax number full name and address and your designated bank coordinates to enable us file letter of claim to the appropriate departments for necessary Approvals before the transfer can be made. Note also, this transaction must be kept strictly confidential because of its nature, I look forward to receiving Your prompt response. Regards, Mr. Glorsoid
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