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  1. Re:Next... on Nintendo Unveils Wii MotionPlus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Wait a second, where did I say that in my signature? My sig when I posted that was:

    "900 years of time and space and I've never been slapped by someone's mother!"

    Now it's: "Melange in the spice of life!"

    Oh, wait. I think I just got the incredibly cheap, crappy pun you made. Holy shit that's horrible.

  2. Re:There is only One True Doctor! on Joss Whedon's "Doctor Horrible" Set To Launch · · Score: 1

    Well yeah, but if you say "Doctor Who" people know exactly who you're talking about, whereas if you say "The Doctor" everyone who hasn't seen the show and doesn't hail from Great Britain has no idea.

  3. Re:There is only One True Doctor! on Joss Whedon's "Doctor Horrible" Set To Launch · · Score: 1

    The Fourth and Tenth.

  4. There is only One True Doctor! on Joss Whedon's "Doctor Horrible" Set To Launch · · Score: 3, Funny

    And he is... DOCTOR WHO!

  5. Re:BAD MODS! on Nielsen Collects FL Tax Breaks, Then Outsources Jobs · · Score: 1

    Ah, poor naive liberal Americans. They believe that just because they don't keep racial preferences nobody else will.

    Actually, couldn't you sue the company in case of "Indo-critical mass"? If the department actually ends up 100% Indian, I think it would be relatively easy to prove in court that the phenomenon came from national favoritism rather than selection for skill or cheap labor (because plenty of Chinese and Russian emigres are willing to work for cheap).

  6. Re:Bah! on Interview With Author of the First Spoof Language · · Score: 1

    IA-IA! PHP, the Black Goat on the Web with a Thousand Page-Loading Errors!

  7. Re:Bitchin' on B-2 Stealth Bomber Gets Upgrade, Joins the '90s · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm sorry, but I believe the scientific name for that species is vashta nerada.

  8. Re:Easy... on 20 Features Windows 7 Should Include · · Score: 1

    YHBT. YHL. HAND.

  9. Re:Next... on Nintendo Unveils Wii MotionPlus · · Score: 1

    You must be Japanese. The rest of the world does not share your perversions.

  10. Re:No, GNOME-like values on QT on Shuttleworth Sees Possibility For a QT-based GNOME · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Actually, most Windows games have standardized on a single user-interface API: DirectX.

  11. Re:/me on Two Powerful Blows Against Air Pollution Controls · · Score: 1

    Are you my mummy?

  12. Re:This is really exciting stuff on Miniaturized DNA Sewing Machines · · Score: 0

    Yeah, and the Lisp Nazis will finally be able to EX-TER-MIN-ATE everyone else with their "superior" programming language.

  13. Re:Slippery Slope on Miniaturized DNA Sewing Machines · · Score: 1

    obsession with redheads/gingers in Israel (skin cancer central)

    That is completely and utterly retarded. I would dare call it the stupidest thing I've ever seen my people collectively do.

    I mean, seriously? Gingerism? In a hot-desert country?! We don't even have the genes for gingerism; you need Scottish or Irish blood for that!

    God damn it.

  14. Re:Slippery Slope on Miniaturized DNA Sewing Machines · · Score: 1

    Decreases the genetic diversity of our species. Genetic diversity is the thing that allows us to survive things like the Black Death and AIDS. Without it, the chances of vast swaths of humanity dying from one little thing go up. A lot.

  15. Re:BAD MODS! on Nielsen Collects FL Tax Breaks, Then Outsources Jobs · · Score: 1

    Once again, I see no reason you've been modded flamebait. You actually make a decent point.

  16. Re:Not what H1B Visas are for on Nielsen Collects FL Tax Breaks, Then Outsources Jobs · · Score: 1

    Read this. Most H1B visas go to outsourcing companies, with the remainder going to exactly the intention of the program.

  17. BAD MODS! on Nielsen Collects FL Tax Breaks, Then Outsources Jobs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Parent is not a troll. He's just telling the truth. When an Indian man always hires the same Indian company to do his work for 3 different American firms, it's ethnic/racial favoritism plain and simple.

  18. Re:Version number intentions and perceptions on KDE Responds To Misconceptions About KDE 4 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Compiz comes installed by default on Ubuntu these days. I just mean that the default hot-keys and settings are, respectively, retarded and unimpressive. I shouldn't have to press CTRL-SHIFT-E or something to activate the window picker. Apple got it exactly right when they bound Expose to F8. After all, what applications actually use function keys anymore?

  19. Re:Version number intentions and perceptions on KDE Responds To Misconceptions About KDE 4 · · Score: 1

    Many people uphold OSX or Vista as the pinnacles of desktop beauty, and in the case of Mac, usability and user experience, yet the beauty possible on modern Linuxen desktops is not only equal to that of the Big Two, but in fact far surpassing them. Yes, I am talking a lot about "beauty" and "aesthetics", terms that programmers and techheads usually spurn or dismiss as irrelevant or superfluous. However, because it is not in the front of many geeks' minds does not mean it is irrelevant (especially considered I being a programmer myself) - beauty is important! In KDE, in particular KDE4, and especially coupled with technologies such as Compiz-Fusion and/or Metisse, the Linux desktop is far ahead any competition in presentation aesthetics, a fact seldom recognised.

    You're correct, but only mostly correct. YES, we can now create Linux desktops more beautiful and more usable than both OS X and Vista. However, by default the Linux desktop usually comes set up to imitate Windows XP, with the neat features hidden away in configuration dialogs or bound to stupidly obscure hot-keys. It still takes a power-user to configure a Linux desktop that a noob would find impressive.

  20. Re:OS X vs. KDE and others on KDE Responds To Misconceptions About KDE 4 · · Score: 1

    Waiting for clones. That is precisely why OSS has *always* been behind.

    That's funny. Linux had virtual desktops (and on that kickass cube, too) and compositing effects before Vista or OSX. Apple just found the right keyboard shortcuts for activating everything and developed Expose.

  21. Re:OS X vs. KDE and others on KDE Responds To Misconceptions About KDE 4 · · Score: 1

    It's mostly the philosophy and lack of understanding thing. I've configured a GNOME install under Ubuntu to pretty much look and act like Aqua, minus the menu bar being at the top of the screen (which I don't even like). The Linux community's problem is that they don't realize that an OSX-like setup will make their desktops look cooler and behave in ways that users find more intuitive. Instead, they leave it to the power-user to create an environment that looks and acts the way they want it.

  22. Re:AGREED on Usenet Blocking Intensifies · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Well yeah, the British are, quite frankly, utter pussies. They fear everything, worse than Americans. Poor people.

  23. Re:AGREED on Usenet Blocking Intensifies · · Score: 4, Funny

    4chan user detected!!! Launch missiles, Exterminate! EXTERMINATE! EXTERRMINAAAAATEEE!!!

  24. Re:Problems with KDE4? What problems?.. on Release Team Proposes Gnome 3.0 Plans · · Score: 1

    Very interesting thing. I just found that Linux has codecs for playing an mms-based internet-radio station I like (Galgalatz) that iTunes simply can't play.

    How's Gentoo on codec issues nowadays? At this point I'll probably repartition my hard drive (and backup drive) to give Linux some more room and switch to Gentoo (leaving OS X just for my iPod and DVDs and a couple of other things) as soon as Portato makes that release the developer says he'll make this July.

  25. Re:The Real Problem on The Web Development Skills Crisis · · Score: 1

    DAMN STRAIGHT, BROTHER! How ridiculous is this web-app crap? If we actually ran a decent OS like Plan 9, I could just dial() the server, mount my own /dev over the server's as a union-fs, chroot() into its filesystem, and run the desired app natively.

    Actually, I've got a pretty good idea for an OS that would combine ideas from Plan 9 with a D-Bus like messaging system.