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  1. Re:Do arms races ever work? on BitTorrent Devs Introduce Comcast-Proof Encryption · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wouldn't the riots break out as soon as people started spamming goatse in this new brave virtual sex world? Also, how can I prevent virtual herpes from all these virtual whores I'm virtually sleeping with?

  2. Re:Tumors? on Stem Cell Therapy Causes Tumors · · Score: 5, Funny

    (in crayon)

    Dear Mr. Meanie Guy,

    Do be so mean. We can kill you.

  3. The ultimate fads... on Friendster's Rise and Fall · · Score: 1

    sex and drugs

  4. Re:Another idea on The Internet Not for Old People · · Score: 1

    I know this is the internet, but umm... how do I say this. You see men have penises and women have vaginas, mmkay. Now, when a grownup man and a grownup women are in love, sometimes -- You see as long as some percent of the su-120ers are still having sex we're okay. The real problem is that environment also plays a large part in our development. It might be better to make the under 120ers our menial slaves and just inbreed the smarter popu -- wait a second, we already do that, don't we? I'm totally for having the smartest, healthiest people being bred, and having the weaker population being killed or enslaved. Only scrupulous people with their silly "morals" would be against it.

  5. Re:Is this some kind of... God ? on Transcript of Talk with Richard Stallman · · Score: 1

    Dvorvak is our one and only true God. Stallman and Linus are just lesser deities or maybe just half-human children of Gods, although I have a theory Stallman is half satyr.

  6. Re:muffins on Heroic IT Dept Less Likely to Steal... Lunches? · · Score: 1

    I'd expect them to vary more. How many top execs walk around the office with change clinging around in their pockets?

  7. LSD or Weed? on Ants Use Pedometers to Find Home · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm wondering which drug you have to take to come up with the idea to tie stilts onto ants? This just sounds like something a drunk guy would come up with, except that that normally ends with someone loosing some fingers and teeth, not a scientific article. Of course, both results have the same attractive results with women.

  8. Re:Explaining the jargon... on Freenode Network Hijacked, Passwords Compromised? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot is a popular technology-news website that can be found at slashdot.org. Just incase anyone was wondering.

  9. Re:Who's gathering it? on Vast DNA Bank Pits Policing Vs. Privacy · · Score: 1

    The Washington Post didn't collect anything. Any imbicile can see that the story itself has collected the U.S. bank of genetic materials. What I want to know is why the President isn't launching a massive leak investigation. How can you trust the government with this information when even inatimate objects can get ahold of it?