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  1. Re:Calling all OiNK ex-admins! on Italian Parliament To Mistakenly Legalize MP3 P2P · · Score: 1

    the cymbals may not sound quite as nice?
    Who gives a shit, the occasional slightly-less-than-perfect cymbals drown in my quite-a-far-cry-from-perfect singing along ;)
  2. Re:Business Open Source Use Up 26% in One Year on Business Open Source Use Up 26% in One Year · · Score: 1

    The average enterprise uses 94 OSS packages?

    Questions to ask (some of which may or may not be answered in TFA, TLDR):

    (perspective: I'm an on-the-floor techie, and a student intern at that)
    Does that count the $BIGNUM packages in my ubuntu installation, and the $OTHER_BIGNUM packages in my kubuntu installation? Is it only those I use? How the $(un-euphemism make love) are they counted?
    If my company doesn't use LAMP on their servers, is the LAMP I play with counted?
    Does it count the workspace manager I use on windows, or the cute little make-my-mouse-work-more-like-X tool, both of which I told no one about?
    Does it count our temporarily using mercurial to work around the commit policies for our global repository?

    What is intended to be measured?
      - The number of installed packages?
      - The number of packages used ever?
      - The number of packages used regularly? What's "regularly"?

    How is it measured?

  3. Re:Wrong decimal place? on RIAA Wants $1.5 Million Per CD Copied · · Score: 1

    would you resummarize a summary of the news by someone else


    No, that's the editors' job ;)
  4. Re:Some Canadian ISPs are going a step further on P2P Fans Pound Comcast In FCC Comments · · Score: 1

    Of course, they simply cannot tell the difference between HTTP over SSL and... well, anything else over "SSL"...


    Watch and learn, my young padawan (mp4 warning): http://www.shmoocon.org/2007/videos/Encrypted%20Protocol%20Identification%20via%20Statistical%20Analysis%20-%20Rob%20King%20and%20Rohlt%20Dhamankar.mp4

    Spoiler alert: look at the {mean, deviation} of {packet sizes, interpacket delays} of data {sent, received}, and the (Shannon) entropy. That gives you an n-dimensional space to map out an encrypted protocol in. Plot the usual suspects: https, ssh, sftp, skype, vpn and what have you. When watching an unknown flow, find the closest known point in your n-dimensional space, according to the standard Eulerian distance. That's usually a good guess.
  5. Re:I really wonder, whats with all the reboots? on Vista SP1 Release May Be Near · · Score: 1

    The RDF field is strong in this one.


    You wan' sum' RAS acronyms on toppa' that? ;)

  6. Re:And as quick as it is reported on Apple Crippled Its DTrace Port · · Score: 1

    The Pirate Bay. Right next to the linux isos, which is the only thing we download with bit torrent ;)

  7. Re:Life+70 is just obscene on ISP Filters & Copyright Extension Defeated In EU · · Score: 1

    But if a work is copyrighted in country A and public domain in country B, what's to prevent a citizen of A going to a B web site and downloading it?


    That depends; which country's the global police?
  8. Re:@_@ on Followup On Java As "Damaging" To Students · · Score: 1

    If you have a good tool, but need an auxiliary tool to use it, the tool is actually not that good.

  9. Re:Nuke them from orbit. on RIAA Website Hacked · · Score: 1

    the real possibility that they were able to duck and cover.


    Fixed ;)
  10. Re:These 4-Letter Trade Groups... on Copyright Lobbies Threaten Federal College Funding · · Score: 1

    They need to learn another 4-letter term: FOAD.


    Fixed.
  11. Re:Open Source, or Microsoft-Owned? on Open Source Speech Recognition · · Score: 1

    Like discovering that your french fries are cooked with lard and thus not vegan


    Fixed. Compare http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegan and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism.
  12. Re:errrr on CIA Claims Cyber Attackers Blacked Out Cities · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's when Chuck Norris sets his foot ablaze with mere willpower, then does a roundhouse kick.

  13. Re:Frosty Piss says... on White House Tape Recycling Possibly Erased Emails · · Score: 1

    It's a huge tragedy that exactly half of mankind have mean-and-below IQs.


    Fixed.
  14. Re:affect on the backbone on The World Wide Computer, Monopolies and Control · · Score: 1

    almost all the fault of poor design of two applications - Internet Explorer and Outlook

    Hey, don't forget to mock their network stack!
  15. Re:I thought we figured this out on Trial Set To Determine What SCO Owes Novell · · Score: 1

    > Perhaps we will see the SCO obelisk [...] donated to the Computer History Museum.

    "I do love how the free market gives you what something's worth" :)

    (http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20060902)

  16. Uh-huh, and what about stored data? on Y2K38 Watch Starts Saturday · · Score: 1

    Right, you do a simple recompile of the serialization library of your spreadsheet (or whatever), then start interpreting the 32 bits following the stored 32-bit time as part of the 64-time. Mmhm. It'll "just work". For some real fun, do it on your file system.

    (now, the conversion is presumably not that hard to do, in either direction, but it still has to be done).

  17. Re:Worthless on The Fallacy of Hard Tests · · Score: 1

    According to my 'fessor, here's The One True Way for grading multiple-choice tests (with proofs and all):

    http://www.brics.dk/~mis/multiple.pdf

    (yours is not the One True Way)

    Ugly as it is, you may want to use the google html as the pdf seems to have permission issues: http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:0BahY4i6HLkJ: www.brics.dk/~mis/multiple.pdf+multiple.pdf+site:b rics.dk&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=dk&client=firefox-a

  18. Re:Microkernels are flexible... on Anatomy of the Linux Kernel · · Score: 1

    > If it was designed intelligently

    FOSS isn't intelligently designed. It evolves useful characteristics, albeit through a selection process which is asexual.

    (it's carried out by us, remember?)

  19. Re:I predict... on White House Derails Attempts to End Illegal Wiretapping · · Score: 1

    > Well I have been of the opinion for years that history will judge the Bush administration unkindly

    I would much rather that posterity forgets that he and his followers were ever your countrymen.

    (thus spoke Samuel Adams: If you love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen)

  20. Re:Give me a break Slashdot editors on Forgetting May be Part of the Remembering Process · · Score: 1

    There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, dupe it once, shame on -- shame on you. Dupe it -- you can't get duped again.

  21. Re:Legal Defence on Teacher Julie Amero Gets a New Trial · · Score: 1

    > > "there may or may not be evidence of shady behavior"

    > "a" is false. Hence "a or not a" is false.

    You didn't get a passing grade in logic, hence you neither passed nor failed.

    Wait, what?

  22. Re:Doh! on How Private Are Sites' Membership Lists? · · Score: 1

    Way off, dude. We know girls exist. What we obsess about is talking to one.

    (At least as far as I heard, talking to them is the first step towards getting to have sex with one. Can anyone confirm this?)

  23. Re:DUPE on Microsoft Slaps Its Most Valuable Professional · · Score: 1

    > > When tags were [yes/no/maybe for EVERY story] they were good

    > No.

    Yes.

  24. Re:DUPE on Microsoft Slaps Its Most Valuable Professional · · Score: 1

    > grammar and the editors lack thereof.

    I bet everyone just love's the irony there :)

  25. Oblig. quote on A New Global Memory Card Standard · · Score: 1

    > 2048 Gigabytes *should* be enough for anyone...

    That's the dumbest fucking in-joke I've heard since I've been at slashdot!