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  1. Re:A bargain price, based on that hype. on Amazon Announces Kindle 2, With Slew of New Features · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, you're old when you recall that you HAD a six-million-dollar-man doll... er, action figure, plus his boss Oscar, and Oscar's exploding briefcase. You could look through Steve's head through his bionic eye and see the girls at the playground giggling at your, um, action figure set.

  2. Re:Humor? Entertainment? on Woman Claims Ubuntu Kept Her From Online Classes · · Score: 1
    No it's even better than that:

    She was unable to log in to her MCSE training class.

  3. Re:$400 a month? on Switching To Solar Power — Six Months Later · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Answer: Make solar collectors look like DirecTV dishes.

  4. Business-Gaming strategery on Boss By Day, Gamer By Night · · Score: 1

    Now when I tell my employees I want to spawn kill any new competitors, they nod with understanding.

  5. In soviet Russia... on Diskeeper Accused of Scientology Indoctrination · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...they envy the ruthless tactics of Scientology

    Too bad Scientology is not bound by the Third Geneva Convention with respect to its prisoners of war, um... "followers".

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Geneva_Convention

  6. Re:first amendment law on Diskeeper Accused of Scientology Indoctrination · · Score: 1

    The problem is, SCIENTOLOGY isn't a religious organization,

    fixed that for you.

  7. Re:My experience at Diskeeper job interview on Diskeeper Accused of Scientology Indoctrination · · Score: 1

    A weekend indoctrination seminar?

    Are you sure they weren't Movementarians?

    http://www.thesimpsons.com/episode_guide/0913.htm

    Sing it with me: NA-NA NA-NA NA-NA NA-NA, LEA-DER!

  8. Re: .wtf tld lol on New .tel TLD Now In Use · · Score: 1

    Maybe better to do .FTW as a TLD

    Then you get to have your favorite mock subdomains, e.g.

    RIAA.WTF.FTW

  9. Re:Huh? on New .tel TLD Now In Use · · Score: 1

    2 million of you geeks and not one taking the bait? IP. Toilet. Insert punch line here. Lazy bastards.

  10. Re:Sadly philanthropy isn't profitable. on Inside Dean Kamen's Seceded Island of Geekery · · Score: 1

    The Challenge: Name something the "rich" (first gen or inherited) do with their money that doesn't already benefit me and you. (insert Jeopardythemesong.mp3 here) Waiting... See, they are providing me benefits whether they want to or not, and I don't even have to impose on their liberties to get the benefits. It's the nature of the free market. Sheer genius. It's like some hand with, um, I dinno, maybe a Romulan cloaking device, is at work. No tachyon emissions or nuthin'; it's practically invisible, Captain. Why would you want to interfere? Bureaucracy adds inefficiency. Grandma says, "Geek cred is inversely proportional to one's love of inefficiency." Love your Grandma, boy. And don't let your greed (wanting what you have not earned) for their money (you haven't earned it) destroy your love of liberty (which you have earned by virtue of your birth).

  11. Re:Revenge of the Nerds... on American Nerd · · Score: 1

    The difference is that they played football and lead cheers in this life, not Second Life. Virtual revenge is still sweet.

  12. Re:Revenge of the Nerds... on American Nerd · · Score: 1

    That's the Count of Stone Monte Cristo, you insensitive clod, or did you not RTFC?

  13. Re:Too Slow on Dean Kamen Combines Stirling Engine With Electric Car · · Score: 1

    I would hear more of these "boobs" and "shaved armpits" of which you speak. Photos, or they never happened.

  14. For us farmers on Daylight Savings Time Increases Energy Use In Indiana · · Score: 3, Funny

    We need the extra hour of daylight for growing our Fall crops, so leave DST alone.

  15. Re:Credit crunch my butt on Tesla Motors Shaken Up, Laying Off · · Score: 1

    "Anarchic free market" does not make any sense as a concept. Anarchy prohibits free markets as there is no governeing body to settle contract disputes and manage the rule of law that free markets require.

    "too much wealth centralized in the hands of too few kills the economy because no one can afford to buy anything"

    No offense, I think this is just made up. I know, I know, it's Slashdot, but really. How do you figure this? Consumer goods are cheaper than ever, yet the "rich are getting richer" as we are told. Retail prices are not controlled by the accumulation of net worth. I just don't see correlation or causation.

    As a fellow fiscal conservative I want to show solidarity, but this smells like making nice with the collectivists. Don't hedge. Free markets and the rule of law work; the Nerd that's smartest with his money will accumulate, the little nerdabees will spend it all. No redistribution required.

    WW4B

    I liked Malcolm Reynolds back when he was just a kid named Han Solo.

  16. Re:I feel dirty on NASA Tests Hypersonic Blackswift · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Just because the priests are all Catholic does not necessarily imply that the Bishops, Cardinals, and the Pope...

  17. Re:Redundant product on Geeky Gifts for New Dads, The Goodfather · · Score: 1

    Wait... "eat your vegetables" I'm writing this down... Man, this Tony Robbins stuff is gold!