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  1. Had to be said... on Mass of Dwarf Planet Eris 27% Greater than Pluto · · Score: 1

    "Mass of Dwarf Planet Eris 27% Greater than Pluto... surely Eris would be considered the 10th planet." If that's all it took, then my ex-girlfriend would be classified as a planet as well!

  2. Re:a better idea... on A Sunshade In Space To Combat Global Warming · · Score: 1

    yeah, that was my point. thank you for explaining my joke...

  3. a better idea... on A Sunshade In Space To Combat Global Warming · · Score: 1

    I have a better idea; let the Earth's ecosystem fail, bring on the global climate change!! I'm picturing a post apocalyptic world, with no more free rides for the weak techno-dependent. Kill off 75% of the world's population, the last 25% will be the strongest & most deserving to survive, though they'll live in a miserable, forsaken world where every day is a struggle to survive!

  4. Problem solved... on Oceans Empty By 2048? · · Score: 1

    Time to crank up the mass-cloning projects! We can genetically engineer heartier super-fish that can tolerate whatever chemicals we choose to dump into the oceans! Yummier, heartier, super-fish, that breed twice as fast and are happily drawn to large nets. Cloned super-fish with warm butter for blood... I sure hope those scientists hurry up! I'm starvin'!

  5. How about a nice game of chess? on School Bans 'Tag' · · Score: 1

    A strange game. the only winning move is not to play.

    You learn from playing, sometimes the learning can hurt.

  6. Hello! The reality phone is ringing. on How Warcraft Really Does Wreck Lives · · Score: 1


    "...was for a long time a member of the largest council on what is now one of the oldest guilds in the world"

    You have to be F-ing kidding me...like this is some sort of real accomplishment. The kid needs to reset his perspectives. Seriously, this person has issues dealing with reality. Boasting membership/leadership to a virtual group whose existence can't be longer than seven years as if it's some sort of lifetime success story? From the first paragraph I can tell that this guy is a moron.

  7. I'm so glad to be getting out of Ohio on State of Ohio Establishes "Pre-Crime" Registry · · Score: 1

    Not that I'm a sex-offender or anything, but with the recent abolition of same-sex marriages, and now the ability to register possibly innocent people as sex-offenders...OH is striving to become the model red state! I need to get out of here while it's still legal to move away!

  8. an example... on RIAA Wants to Depose Dead Defendant's Children · · Score: 1

    They need to make an example of this man. They need to show the world that you can't just pirate music & then die! If they don't follow through with this, then everyone will start doing it!

  9. Still waiting... on World Firefox Day · · Score: 1

    Firefox (for Mac) may open & render webpages pretty quick, but launching the app (on my computer) takes far too long. I'm running it stock; I don't have any add-ons, extensions, plug-ins (whatever you want to call them) and I really don't like to wait all of 1.5 minutes to get my browser open. Uninstalling & re-installing = no change. I'll stick with Safari.

  10. Touched by his Noodly Appendage on Kansas Board of Ed. Adopts Intelligent Design · · Score: 1

    Of course, I expect Kansas's schools to handle all challenges to the theory of evolution equally, including the belief that we were brought to this world by means of the Flying Spaghetti Monster... http://www.venganza.org/

  11. So what about my kids? on Scientists Complete Map of Human Genetic Variation · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...assuming I ever MAKE any kids, will they be able to figure out why I was born with 12 toes & zap that, so it doesn't get passed on?