You were so close. Here's the real conversation:
Mom: My new dvd player isn't working anymore.
Me: You probably need to refresh the AACS encryption keys.
Mom: *blinks*...what?
Me: Your encryption keys need to be refreshed in order for you to play protected content.
Mom: I don't have encryption keys or protected content, whatever those are, I just have this movie that won't play.
Me: Right... in order for your movie to play you need to refresh the encryption keys that unlock the protected content on the disc.
Mom: Can I return it to the shop and have them do it?
Me: Probably not
Mom: But it's broken! Can I return it to the shop and get a refund?
Me: Yes
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You were so close. Here's the real conversation: Mom: My new dvd player isn't working anymore. Me: You probably need to refresh the AACS encryption keys. Mom: *blinks* ...what?
Me: Your encryption keys need to be refreshed in order for you to play protected content.
Mom: I don't have encryption keys or protected content, whatever those are, I just have this movie that won't play.
Me: Right... in order for your movie to play you need to refresh the encryption keys that unlock the protected content on the disc.
Mom: Can I return it to the shop and have them do it?
Me: Probably not
Mom: But it's broken! Can I return it to the shop and get a refund?
Me: Yes