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Astronomers Again Baffled by Solar Observations

SteakNShake writes "Once again professional astronomers are struggling to understand observations of the sun. ScienceDaily reports that a team from Saint Andrew's University announced that the sun's magnetic fields dominate the behavior of the corona via a mechanism dubbed the 'solar skeleton.' Computer models continue to be built to mimic the observed behavior of the sun in terms of magnetic fields but apparently the ball is still being dropped; no mention in the announcement is made of the electric fields that must be the cause of the observed magnetic fields. Also conspicuously absent from the press releases is the conclusion that the sun's corona is so-dominated by electric and magnetic fields because it is a plasma. In light of past and present research revealing the electrical nature of the universe, this kind of crippling ignorance among professional astrophysicists is astonishing."

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  1. The electrical nature of the universe by Caspian · · Score: 5, Funny

    The universe is clearly electrical in nature, which is why every "spacial anomaly" encountered in Star Trek history causes consoles to spark and power systems to fail. :)

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    1. Re:The electrical nature of the universe by fbjon · · Score: 4, Funny

      The term "Intelligent Plasma" is preferred, I believe.

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    2. Re:The electrical nature of the universe by Bigos · · Score: 1

      Amen

    3. Re:The electrical nature of the universe by SteakNShake · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Over ninety-nine percent of the visible universe is matter in a plasma state. Only utter ignorance of plasma could lead one to the conclusion that the universe is anything but electrically-driven. Plasmas are affected about forty orders of magnitude more strongly by electromagnetic fields than by the weak, virtual force of "gravity". Gravity is an anachronistic model and stellar fusion is a myth that's been falsified by observations. The sun is not a "nuclear furnace". The sun is solid.

    4. Re:The electrical nature of the universe by Cherita+Chen · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "Only utter ignorance of plasma could lead one to the conclusion that the universe is anything but electrically-driven."

      Just as only utter ignorance of natures simultaneous harmonic four-way Timecube deems you an ugly educated "singular-stupid" god-fucker, not fit to live on this planet!

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    5. Re:The electrical nature of the universe by Kesh · · Score: 1

      Oh dear god, not this "the sun has a solid surface" crap again. This has been debunked time and time again. Not to mention it doesn't even jive with the "Electric Universe" theory that so many people (apparently including the original submitter) believe in with zero evidence, yet still claim as a central tenet of the solid sun.

      Who the hell moderated the parent "Interesting"? Unless you find a complete disjoint with all of known science to be interesting...

  2. whaa? by delong · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What kind of horse shit story is this?

    1. Re:whaa? by massivefoot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One that lacks a basic understanding of electromagnetism.

    2. Re:whaa? by DrMindWarp · · Score: 1

      Welcome to Slashdot!

    3. Re:whaa? by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      What kind of horse shit story is this?
      Nah, you're thinking of Chariots Of The Gods, whereas this is Thunderbolts Of The Gods: it's for the more discerning, electric SUV driving deities.
    4. Re:whaa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh come on, it's filed under "It's Funny, Laugh".

      No wait, hold on.. er... This was evidently meant as a serious scientific story. Okay, now I am officially embarrassed to admit that I read Slashdot.

    5. Re:whaa? by p_trekkie · · Score: 4, Interesting

      DISCLAIMER: I am an astronomy grad student.

      I have repeatedly gotten emails from a similar group of nutjobs linking to a 40 page paper which "proves" the universe is not powered by fusion but by magnetic fields or some such. Their paper contained I think three equations and a whole lot of hooey.

      The story on the front page of slashdot is complete and utter BUNK (yes, I know not THAT big of a surprise). Editors should remove immediately.

    6. Re:whaa? by p_trekkie · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sorry, too angry reading the latter half to look at the first links. The St. Andrew's stuff is legit. The electric stuff is crap

    7. Re:whaa? by ettlz · · Score: 4, Funny

      What kind of horse shit story is this?
      The really bad variety that's not even good for manure. If you put roses in it, they'd jump straight back out and smack you upside yo' head.
    8. Re:whaa? by dirtyforker · · Score: 2, Funny

      I read it as astrologers baffled by solar observations and felt my whole world come crumbling down, but it's astronomers, so it's alright.

    9. Re:whaa? by niiler · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm pretty certain that astronomers have a pretty clear notion of what they are up against. You've got a plasma that must be modeled in 3D using Navier-Stokes equations with allowances made for EM coupling. You must also deal with the nuclear reactions occurring inside. The boundary conditions are ill-defined in that we must make certain assumptions about what's at the core of the Sun on one hand and where its boundary is on the other. Add to this the fact that the solar wind accelerates due to a de Laval nozzle effect and the corona seems to be hotter than the Sun's surface and you've got quite a quandry. It's not that the individual principles are not understood; they are. Rather it's how to put all of it together in such a way that it gives us the right answer. This is most certainly NOT the same as not understanding E&M! Sheesh!

    10. Re:whaa? by sanctimonius+hypocrt · · Score: 4, Informative

      'Astronomers baffled;' yeah, right. This is a fringe 'theory' that was deleted from Wikipedia in January.

    11. Re:whaa? by jcorno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not that the individual principles are not understood; they are. Rather it's how to put all of it together in such a way that it gives us the right answer. This is most certainly NOT the same as not understanding E&M! Sheesh!


      The corona is a few hundred thousand miles away from any fusion, with dense plasma in between. I think it's safe to model them separately. And the lack of understanding of E&M is in the post. "Also conspicuously absent from the press releases is the conclusion that the sun's corona is so-dominated by electric and magnetic fields because it is a plasma."
    12. Re:whaa? by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 2, Informative

      This article reminds me of a famous editorial in the NYT. It took them almost 50 years to print a correction. Excerpted from Wikipedia: On January 13, 1920, a New York Times editorial on page 12 entitled "A Severe Strain on Credulity" ridiculed Robert Goddard and his claim that a rocket would work in space: That Professor Goddard, with his "chair" in Clark University in Worcester, Massachusetts, and the countenancing of the Smithsonian Institution, does not know the relation of action to reaction, and of the need to have something better than a vacuum against which to react - to say that would be absurd. Of course he only seems to lack the knowledge ladled out daily in high schools.

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    13. Re:whaa? by atrocious+cowpat · · Score: 1

      So if this weren't Slashdot, but The Register the headline would probably read:

      "Boffins Baffled by Bunk"

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    14. Re:whaa? by AngryNick · · Score: 1

      Someone has to speak for the 20% of the class that got into astrophysics to meet girls and/or drop acid.

    15. Re:whaa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Agreed- I have my masters in astronomy and this article should NOT be on the front page of slashdot. Yes there is still a lot of study going on in relation to the physics of the Sun (and cosmology, etc) but there is already a tremendous amount we DO know.

      That knowledge has come by through centuries of observations and - here is the crucial point - PEER REVIEWED papers published in legit journals for all the scientific community to comment, criticise and verify. If your findings don't hold water, well you have to go at it again and rethink until your theory matches observation.

      After a quick look at the "electric universe" site it appears that as long as you are a "mythologist" (wtf?) and you can get a book published, then people should believe you.

      Take it down slashdot, this is not news, it is garbage!

    16. Re:whaa? by Phil-14 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The electric universe people use that tactic a lot; quote some real scientists' new discovery of some physics behind space plasmas and say it proves their pet theory about how fusion doesn't really happen... of course, they never seem to say where the energy really does come from if "it's all electric." Maybe the windmill down the road?

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    17. Re:whaa? by SkyDude · · Score: 1

      What kind of horse shit story is this?

      Scientific horseshit, can't you tell?

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    18. Re:whaa? by ettlz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      After a quick look at the "electric universe" site it appears that as long as you are a "mythologist" (wtf?) and you can get a book published, then people should believe you.
      They also have a few electrical engineers. Disclaimer: I'm a theoretical physics Ph.D. student, so I may have my biases... but I do see an awful lot of electrical engineers running crank sites claiming to have invented devices and/or theories for all sorts of outrageous things from anti-gravity to free energy to psychic amplifiers. That's not to say all electrical engineers engage in this sort of kookery --- quite the opposite, in fact. I just seem to be perceiving a certain trend.
    19. Re:whaa? by curious.corn · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Complacent go with the crowd thinker.

      I have this very neat little book about some norwegian Nobel guy called Alfwen... an engineer alas! He criticized all thin "gravity is all there is" approach in cosmology and got the finger from the community. Some "rabid dropouts" picked up the line and followed and have drawn some interesting ideas. Nowhere in this book was it ever assumed that "electromagnetism is all there is", these theorists only dispute that electromagnetism doesn't have anything to do in cosmic interactions as there's a terrible lot of plasma out there (produced by fusion, cosmic ray collisions, etc...) and it moves. I don't think that cheerleading for the current crop of senior scientists has ever done anything good except help careers...

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    20. Re:whaa? by BJH · · Score: 1, Troll

      Oh shut up, you nutbag. Really.

      This isn't oppression of unappreciated genius, just avoidance of blatant idiocy.

    21. Re:whaa? by aquabat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh shut up, you nutbag. Really.

      This isn't oppression of unappreciated genius, just avoidance of blatant idiocy. What I like about science is that it doesn't really matter what either of you says. All that really matters is the math, testable hypotheses, and repeatability.
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    22. Re:whaa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      an awful lot of electrical engineers running crank sites claiming to have invented devices and/or theories for all sorts of outrageous things from anti-gravity to free energy to psychic amplifiers.

      Some of those guys are always getting "minor" electrical shocks, sometimes getting "bit" dozens of times a year over several decades of practice. While the shocks themselves are peripheral, the simultaneous discharge of huge numbers of afferent neurons from even a very small shock does create unnatural waves of synaptic activity in the central nervous system. One school of thought is that this is the reason that as a group master electricians with more than 25 years of experience are notoriously inarticulate and have speech patterns that resemble certain types of organic brain syndrome.

      Ya gotta love those electrical engineers who do lots of hands-on exploration of circuitry. Many of them are literally putting pieces of their minds into the work they do for us. So it's no wonder that some of them are quite obviously losing their minds.

    23. Re:whaa? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Astrophysicist's experience: Decades
      Blurb and last link authors' experience: None

      I wonder which one I should believe?

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    24. Re:whaa? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I notice that they also throw as many obscure terms and concepts as possible into their writing. Then at the very end they ignore everything they'd said and just spew their "electric currents" idea. I assume they do this to bog down critics.

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    25. Re:whaa? by curious.corn · · Score: 1

      I happen to recall that these researchers mentioned by Eric J. Lerner had done numerical models on self pinching plasma fluxes resulting in beautiful models of various galaxies. The same people simply suggest that the extreme density variability in the cosmos is due, rather that to some string theory, post big bang inflated density anomaly whatever, stuff that can't per definition be experimentally verified, it may be from long term EM interactions between plasmas and currents.

      I don't really know all the quacks that spoil the idea but I get the feeling most of the spite is "ol school boys" attitude

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    26. Re:whaa? by Gearoid_Murphy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      well said, I came to this forum scratching my head about the "electrical nature of the universe" statement, why on earth was this allowed on ./(????), the internet is full of nuts trying to push their own daft take on reality but as GBS once said, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

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    27. Re:whaa? by Ticklemonster · · Score: 1
      "this kind of crippling ignorance among professional astrophysicists is astonishing."

      This should hardly astonish anyone. Look that the horse pucky we're being fed about man made (not solar induced) global warming (not global "business as usual" )

      Think about it. Educated does not equal smart.

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    28. Re:whaa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Astronomers are shocked at unexpected new evidence; They are not shocked at the core of their models. If, per remote chance, they found out Fusion wasn't the power source of stars but it's matter falling into a small black hole at the star's core; Then Astrophysicists would be absolutely shocked to the core of their models, but it ain't gonna happen.

    29. Re:whaa? by bigdavesmith · · Score: 1

      ...this kind of crippling ignorance among professional astrophysicists is astonishing.
      If I wanted to read this kind of junk, I honestly don't know what kind of crazy rat-hole of the Internet I'd have to search for. Even if the story was legit, the wording of it is the ranting of some astronomer bashing another astronomer, not a proper news story. This is embarrassing for slashdot.
    30. Re:whaa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can blame the astronomers too. Difuse gas a thousands of light years across slightly less diffuse than random space becomes an object, and galaxy's not randomly arrayed becomes "structure". Is it no wonder that diffuse gas slightly more ionized and being pushed by an "O" star becomes "an electric circuit" in the galaxy by the "electric universe" wackazoids?

    31. Re:whaa? by JetJaguar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whether or not astronomers have a "pretty clear notion of what they are researching," does not excuse you from claiming that your claim is right just because you think the astronomers are wrong.

      And how many of those google news postings are overhyped misunderstandings of press releases? Science reporting sucks in general, and I haven't seen a science story in the press that didn't overstate, overhype, or get something flat-out wrong for the sake of sensationalism in over 25 years. The evidence you site of astronomer's supposed bafflement is rediculous, pedestrian, and unworthy of any consideration what so ever. Try again when you have some hard experimental data that both disproves current cosmological theory and supports your own. Until then, you're either a genius or a quack, and I'm betting very strongly on the latter since you seem to be completely incapable of providing a rationale for your position.

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    32. Re:whaa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the post? Clearly someone wants to sell a book. Nice website. Nice try.

    33. Re:whaa? by Sepodati · · Score: 3, Insightful

      extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence

      Yeah, must better to stick with the "extraordinary evidence" of black holes, dark matter and dark energy (which we can't see or measure) that have to be introduced to make the current theories work...

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    34. Re:whaa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course not: its electrical all the way down.

      Interesting co-incidence that my validation word for this post is "shocker".

    35. Re:whaa? by Sepodati · · Score: 1

      Wow, what a great argument. How many decades of experience were there that the earth was flat and the sun rotated around the earth? I'm not saying you have to believe these guys, but... I'd like to see more experimentation to test if what they say is true or at least plays along with or supports current theory, but since it goes against the accepted theories, who's going to fund that?

    36. Re:whaa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Seriously, how long has it been since you've seen a vagina?

    37. Re:whaa? by drDugan · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty certain that astronomers have a pretty clear notion of what they are up against. sounds a lot like "640K ought to be enough for anybody." misattributed to Gates.

      I think: What we don't know is (at least) several orders of magnitude larger than what we know. Silly science hubris tends to forget this; when you are trained as a scientist, and the equation fits for your WHOLE LIFE - it is very hard to let it go.

    38. Re:whaa? by SteakNShake · · Score: 1

      To what are you referring when you say "horse shit story"? Are you talking about the press release from Saint Andrew's? I'd agree that it's horse shit to think that making a model to mimic superficial aspects of solar observations for predictive purposes is "horse shit". It brings to mind a parable. Once there was a man who grew up on an island far from any shore. One day he noticed the tides rose and fell every day. Fancying himself a scientist, he set up elaborate measuring apparatus to precisely measure the tides. After a few days he devised a formula that would allow him to predict the tidal action. His formula worked well for a while but after a few weeks he noticed some errors creeping in, so he added to the formula to account for these observed tidal epicycles. Never once did he give a second thought to the cause of the tides, predictivity was his only goal. After a few months his formula started failing again, so he added more complex factors to it in order to regain his predictivity, still without ever searching for the cause of the tides. After several years and many more ad hoc modifications to his predictive formula, the man was satisfied that he could use his formula to predict with accuracy tidal action far into the future. He blindly followed his religion of predictivity until a cargo container dropped on his island and he invented polytheism and began building bamboo airplanes, forgetting all about the tides for a while. http://www.afa.org/magazine/1991/0191cargo.asp

    39. Re:whaa? by SteakNShake · · Score: 1

      I think you should do some more research before you stick your neck out like this. The sun's corona is matter in a plasma state. This is not really up for debate, even among stellar fusionists. And let's keep in mind that electrical models of the sun are verifiable. We have yet to reproduce the sun's "nuclear furnace" as a self-initiating, self-sustaining reaction. Why should this be the case if stars do it so readily?

    40. Re:whaa? by drDugan · · Score: 1

      oh, and a Wikipedia deletion is a reason to think something is bunk? Science is NOT democratic, thank God. :)

      don't get me wrong, Wikipedia is AWESOME, I love it, and want it to expand, however, it is a strange beast and "Wikipedia deletion" ~== not in line with current "Internet Think"

    41. Re:whaa? by SteakNShake · · Score: 1

      You should get a handle on your emotions, sir. Just because contemporary data falsifies your antiquated beliefs is no reason to get indignant or angry. Welcome to the twentieth century, the universe is electric. Now you're just a century behind modern science.

    42. Re:whaa? by SteakNShake · · Score: 1

      Here's a link to a Google news search for "astronomers baffled": http://news.google.com/news?num=100&hl=en&newwindo w=1&safe=off&q=astronomers%20baffled&btnG=Search&i e=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wn What the! This slashdot article is at the top of the list right now. D'oh! hahahaha yay slashdot

    43. Re:whaa? by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Let me guess: you are also anti-evolution and pro-flatearth, too.

    44. Re:whaa? by JetJaguar · · Score: 1

      Yeah, thanks for making my point for me.

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    45. Re:whaa? by Gearoid_Murphy · · Score: 1

      who ever said I adhered to those theories?, all I'm saying is that such a claim must be backed up with evidence. Now, I don't have enough knowldege of black holes, dark energy and dark matter to be able to defend their popularity within the science as it stands today, and quite frankly I don't want to, but I can say, with confidence, that tolerence of ambiguities and uncertainties in well established scientific hypotheses should not be used as a basis for accepting newly forged and untested theories. science is an unforgiving realm to new, shall we say, unpopular theories and there are several examples in the last one hundred years where the accepted science was wrong and the theories of lone voices were right but this has been the exception, rather than the rule. Science as a whole is successful because it is so dogmatically resistant to all change unless it is undeniably and completely without doubt, relativity was disputed for years, even spurring the invention of laser gyroscopes so as to disprove it, but it consistently predicted phenomenon which completely contradicted the established science, leading eventually to its now hallowed place in the annals of science. So what I'm saying is that even the most prized theories of our time had a difficult gestation characterised by spectacular successes and stubborn resistance in the scientific community, thats just the way it is, and for good reason, otherwise, science would become as fragmented as the christian movement today, consisting of many conflicting unverifiable claims.

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    46. Re:whaa? by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      Were you worried that it would affect your horoscope in regards to Rupert rising?

    47. Re:whaa? by loucura! · · Score: 1

      Why should this be the case if stars do it so readily?

      Perhaps self-sustaining fusion reactions don't scale down? Perhaps self-sustaining fusion reactions require far more mass than we are currently capable of providing?

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    48. Re:whaa? by cluckshot · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well having been declared Troll so many times for pointing out the facts behind the basic electromagnetic nature of the universe ..... Finally a story starting to recognize the undeniable fact that the universe is electrical. With this reality firmly in mind here goes.... Hold on tight because you are about to read nothing troll and what will finally be undeniable as Stereo B and other observational platforms get the pictures.

      Yes the universe is electrical. Worse yet it is even more far out than anybody could have believed. All bodies in the universe that spin begin to develop into bodies with an ecliptic charge carried on plasma so what I am describing will occur to some extend in every body in the universe. The basic structure to understand is a Faraday Generator or the Homopolar or Unipolar generator. The universe is not one of these but it begins the understanding. A Conductive Plate (Super Conductive is much better ---> Plasma!)that rotates in the presence of a fixed magnetic field will generate an electrical current spreading towards its periphery and towards its axis pole. In a Plasma the magnetic field rotates with the plate because of the Birkeland Currents and which generates the same current at the homopolar generator without the torque drag of the homopolar generator. This device is known as DePalma's N-Machine. Readers of this should note the Birkeland Current similarity to the polar lights and note the similarity to mid latitude storms and sun spots. These have all been observed on the Sun as well.

      This says something that was absolutely necessary for the universe to have any energy. That is that the Universe is COP > 1. Bluntly it is over unity. It also explains the missing neutrinos and such in the Solar Atomic model. Simply stated the Sun is a standard planet with a mostly Iron/Nickel makeup with some rocky material. It is about 1,000 times more dense than the gravity estimates of its mass propose. This is because the discharge of this very large N-Machine form at the solar surface is as observed a Gravity shield causing the sun to appear much less dense. It also says the "Gas Giants" are not also. Observers should note that meteors, comets, and asteroids are all the same thing and bluntly they are welding spatter as the massive electrical currents discharge against the surface of the sun. Take a look for yourself.

      This explains nearly everything in the universe including the impossibility of every having any energy to do anything it the Universe wasn't COP > 1. I know this is going to challenge the physics of a lot of people but the issue is rapidly going beyond any denials. There is nothing troll about this. The only thing troll here is if somebody wants to deny others the ability to see the truth.

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    49. Re:whaa? by sanctimonius+hypocrt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sure; it's not a fringe theory because it was deleted; it wasn't even deleted for being a fringe theory - Wikipedia has plenty of pages about those. It was deleted for being "notable primarily in the minds of the advocates," among a few other reasons. It's presence on, and removal from, Wikipedia is for comparison to its posting on Slashdot and the recognition by readers that this is an effort at self-promotion. Sorry if that wasn't clear.

    50. Re:whaa? by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      If stuff accelerating towards nothing is not extraordinary evidence, I don't know what is.

    51. Re:whaa? by Talisein · · Score: 2, Informative

      The DePalma N-Machine is described on wikipedia here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_DePalma
      It is supposed to be a free-energy machine. Which is weird, because DePalma taught physics at MIT for 15 years. But it appears he came up with this N-Machine concept near the end or after of his teacher career. Anyways, here is the punchline of the wikipedia article:

      "This single test failed to demonstrate the over-unity potential of the N-machine - most of the output energy being lost as heat - and the project was immediately dissolved."

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    52. Re:whaa? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Taco got suckered by a electrical universe pseudoscience story. You'd think the link to thunderbolt would have tipped him off, but I guess you'd have to look at the links for that to happen.

      Either that or he was bored and wanted to read all the crackpot comments.

    53. Re:whaa? by earendil · · Score: 2, Informative

      The so-called "missing neutrinos" were found five years ago. Look it up:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutrino_oscillation
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_neutrino_proble m

      As for the rest... dude, you're not only barking up the wrong tree, you're barking mad as well. Mass shield? Solid surface? Electrical comets? Give me a break.

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    54. Re:whaa? by earendil · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Off-topic, but the first is a myth. Noone with any education believed the Earth was flat after oh, about 100 AD - the Greek experiments that showed it otherwise were well-known. The reason why it's commonly believed that middle-age man believed the Earth to be flat can be blamed on Washington Irving, who needed a nice symbol of the barbarism of Europe as compared with the enlightened new world, and came up with this idea.

      The second was actually for good reasons, since the early Copernican models provided no better accuracy than the the Ptolemaic system - Copernicus simply preferred it for aesthetic reasons. It wasn't until Brahe provided the measurements, and Kepler the mathematical model that there was a good reason to switch to the new way of looking at things.

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    55. Re:whaa? by abigor · · Score: 1

      "Welcome to the twentieth century"? You might want to look at a calendar some time.

      This ridiculous "story" should be pulled from the front page. Or, better yet, it should get the big "joke foot" icon put beside it. I'm not opposed to junk science stories for the sake of humour - laughing at creationists, the anti-global warming crowd, and these electrical universe kooks is all good fun.

    56. Re:whaa? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      The problem I have is that EVERY observed proponent of the Electric Universe hypothesis links to the Thunderbolt site. It makes me wonder if they are all drinking from the same proverbial well, though I don't know which proverb, or something like intellectual incest in a very shallow gene pool

      I'm generally open minded, but given the type of arguments used to promote the hypothesis, I'll just ignore it. While science is unfortunately resistant to change, if there really is something to the hypothesis, eventually something will come up and they'll eventually come around to the new hypothesis. I just don't buy it that the entire profession is trying to be dumb or trying to suppress new knowledge despite decades of evidence otherwise.

    57. Re:whaa? by OmnipotentEntity · · Score: 1

      Because for fusion you need heat, pressure, and fuel. The sun's gravity provides the pressure required, here on earth we need to expend energy to make that pressure, which is why we haven't came up with a self sustaining version of fusion here on earth.

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    58. Re:whaa? by Poorcku · · Score: 1

      you are not completely right; you seem to forget that adding a tertiary component to the dilithium chamber inhibits the formation of tachyons on a subspace level and formation of negative polarized plasma thus inhibiting the initialization of the warp field.
      you noob.

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    59. Re:whaa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think: What we don't know is (at least) several orders of magnitude larger than what we know. Silly science hubris tends to forget this; when you are trained as a scientist, and the equation fits for your WHOLE LIFE - it is very hard to let it go.


      That may be true, Mr. Rumsfeld, but science tends to address questions that we are mostly able to answer. The issues we don't know about -- dark energy, dark matter, the first instance after the big bang, the meaning of life -- are probably irrelevant to understanding the Sun.



      The Solar model as we now have it is really good, so it's unlikely to need any new physics. It isn't hubris that tells us how well we understand things. Scientists are more than quick enough to point out the things we don't understand. What tells us that we understand the Sun is a grasp of what we can do with the knowledge we already have, and a feel for how much we can tweak the model without adding new physics.

    60. Re:whaa? by Kesh · · Score: 1

      I'm tired of the cheerleading by EU proponents who always trot out Alfven, claim that the plasma/electromagnetism connection is ignored and/or buried by the mainstream, and never back it up with any actual math to show how their pet theory works. BTW: Alfven's work does not support EU, it's simply very good plasma physics. Which is not ignored by the mainstream. It's the off-the-wall EU stuff that gets ignored, precisely because it never shows anything resembling a testable hypothesis backed up by math.

    61. Re:whaa? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Ok, I'll wait for the electric universe guys to present their peer reviewed research.

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    62. Re:whaa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's simply not true. The "testable hypotheses" step is very much governed by opinions such as those expressed above. If you assume something's bunk, you'll never test it except by accident when testing something else.

    63. Re:whaa? by p_trekkie · · Score: 1

      Sir, I explored the website linked in the original story. It indicated that a number of features of the solar system were caused by electric forces; however, it failed to quantitatively show how these events could have happened. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof, and I just don't see it anywhere linked.

      You ask me to get a handle on my emotions, yet you accuse me "crippling ignorance" ignorance without proof. I'll get a handle when you show me STRONG evidence.

    64. Re:whaa? by Fyzzler · · Score: 1

      Yeah, must better to stick with the "extraordinary evidence" of black holes, dark matter and dark energy (which we can't see or measure) that have to be introduced to make the current theories work...

      I believe that black holes are pretty well established empirically by astronomy. As to dark matter and dark energy, being a MOND fan myself, I agree that those may be hokum.

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    65. Re:whaa? by curious.corn · · Score: 1

      Hey, am I denying Sun and all stars are driven by fusion? I'm not an Electrical Universe proponent (although I do live in the EU... that usage of the acronym got me a bit confused) at all if that means claiming that stars are giant solid conductors shorting.

      I do call bullshit on all this Big Bang, inflation, microwave background an echo of the Bang, gravitationally driven galaxies and super-massive black holes. This to me sounds like Creationism Mark II, unfalsifiable, unverifiable, experimentally unreproducible mumbo-jumbo.

      If EM has a constant orders of magnitude stronger than G why the hell is it totally ignored in cosmological scale models? Because all mass is overall neutral (so is my laptop... yet I wouldn't spill coffee on it)? Oh, puh-lease! Why should I buy that the Great Wall (a layer of galactic systems bunched together on a very "thin" layer like the skin of a soap bubble) was caused by a freaking string during inflation? Please, experimentally prove it and no "Oh but it fits the model nicely" is not an answer.

      If plasma sparks look terribly like galaxies, "walks like a duck, quacks like a duck..." comes to mind doesn't it?

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    66. Re:whaa? by cluckshot · · Score: 1

      Why don't you open your eyes dude! The reality of the world and the universe is that we observe the current flows and we observe these effects. The solar wind for example would slow down if the nuclear model of the sun was true. It accelerates as do items in an highly energized current flow. (This is how a particle accelerator works!)

      Try getting a grip. The reality is that nothing is working like the standard physics model says. The data is getting stronger and stronger out there that the universe is electrical. All of the data is coming back saying this. Nothing says the old model and I do mean nothing. The old model is completely broken. It is bad science. For example just try to form a star out of gas. It will dissipate in space. There is no mass center for the G force to localize on. Then assume you are going to light up the star by nuclear process. Then you get a sputter and then it blows apart losing mass until it doesn't work at all. Supposing that it somehow managed to do this cyclically for a while it would never do more than sit there and be a low level event. You simply cannot run a star this way. It would blow itself apart. Finally get real. The EM Force is 10^38 times stronger than the supposed G force driver for the Universe. So it gets ignored! Try it runs the place.

      Opps! we on the neutrinos found a magic way to hide them. Oh we supposedly found a different flavor. All of these are imagination tricks to try to hide the fact that that theory doesn't work. Well maybe we can conjure up a ghost to run the show or somehow throw in some mass by magic means to do the job or something that kludges our math and hides the fact that we have been chasing a mistaken idea. You have to observe reality and quit trying to fit reality into your model. Models should be molded to reality not reality to models.

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    67. Re:whaa? by aquabat · · Score: 1

      That's simply not true. The "testable hypotheses" step is very much governed by opinions such as those expressed above. If you assume something's bunk, you'll never test it except by accident when testing something else. I wouldn't assume a hypothesis was bunk, without first testing it myself. That's the whole point of the scientific method. You test to prove or you test to disprove. Refusing to test at all contributes nothing to the discussion.

      If I don't think a hypothesis is testable, or if I don't think the given test is valid, then that's a different story. The underlying theory has to be described using a consistent framework, and hypotheses have to be testable within that framework. Making a hypothesis that doesn't conform the the logic of the theory, or designing a test that doesn't test a logically consistent hypothesis is pointless. You might as well just dress up like a witch doctor and dance around while chanting.

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    68. Re:whaa? by cbacba · · Score: 1

      I don't think they're quite that kooky. It seems their arguments are that EM dominates the forces in the universe rather than gravity, not some nitwitt notion that fusion doesn't occur because nikolai tesla proved the sun is a van de graaf generator or other such nonsense.

      Halton Arp may have what seems like a kooky idea, but Halton Arp is not a kook. Hans Alfven might have had an erroneous idea, but then so did Einstein with his cosmological constant. In Einstein's case, the question now is whether the error was introducing the cosmological constant in the first place or getting rid of the cosmological constant as a bunch of hooey afterwards.

      40 pages is well beyond the 1 to 3 pages of claptrap I tended to encounter as a grad student back when the internet was called the ARPA net and was rather small and brand new and before the advent of the personal or home computer. Seems the the electromagnet baseball invention was all the rage back then. I guess with the advent of the pc and the internet, it's easier for kooks to assemble longer diatribes.

      As for the people pushing the electric universe stuff at the top level, they're not the usual kookburger types. Perhaps they are exploiting it for money or have drawn a following in that realm or perhaps not.

      It's not presently considered mainstream by any stretch of the imagination, but then the steady state theory of the universe was considered to be at one time and later replaced by the big bang - which seems to be around it's 7th life (out of the usual 9 lives one attributes to cats) and I'm not sure if it's really a bang anymore. Maybe it's a "whoops there it tis" sort of a 10^-40 second proposition of spacial expansion.

      Evidently, the IEEE has embraced the notion and it seems to be coming from some laboratory plasma engineering types. And, I don't seem them talking about how it was first discovered in atlantis or causing the bermuda triangle.

      When I was a grad student in astronomy and space physics, ball lightning was right up there with space aliens. Sprites and jets (named later) were right up there with flying saucers and those pilots who saw them generally kept their mouths shut because reporting such phenomenon was not considered much different than reporting that ET waved through the portal as the ufo flew by.

      Moral of the story. One should be sketical about the electric universe. One should also be almost as sketical about the mainstream ideas you are currently studying as one should be about the electric universe. While it's best not to bet on things, I'd place the odds on that neither are totally correct and that neither are totally wrong. After all, it's not like this electric universe stuff is as kooky as inventing exotic dark matter and energy to add more bandaids to a problem - which is essentially modern mainstream, hanging by a handful of tenuous threads based upon assumptions of the nature of a handful of type Ia supernovae.

      That doesn't imply I plan on going out and buying one of those electric universe books to read, at least anytime this year. However, if Arp provides some unrefuted evidence on his musings, there's always next year....

    69. Re:whaa? by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      The fact is that it takes less than 1% ionization for a gas to become a plasma and conduct electricity. We know this from working with plasmas in the laboratory. However, scientists continue to model plasmas in space using gas and fluid equations -- in spite of the fact that we see strong evidence for the classic hourglass z-pinch morphology all over space and in spite of the fact that plasmas in the laboratory are electrical phenomenon.

      Electric Universe Theory proposes that the plasmas we observe in space, which appear to be very pervasive, are no different than the plasmas we see in the laboratory -- which we know are electrical in nature. Mainstream astrophysicists are trying to tell us that plasmas in space can *instantaneously* neutralize all charge imbalances and contain magnetic fields that are fixed-in-place within gases. These assumptions violate both common sense and what we know about electromagnetism from decades of research in plasma physics. To assert that the mainstream astrophysicists are the ones that are properly applying electromagnetism and that the plasma cosmologists don't understand electromagnetism is a rather stunning assertion on your part. The plasma-specific physicists that are making these "fringe" assertions are actually basing their statements upon laboratory experiments that have controlled inputs and carefully monitored outputs. The mainstream astrophysicists base much of their own theories on thought experiments and *interpretations* of space observations.

      Hannes Alfven, the man who largely invented the field of magnetohydrodynamics, which astrophysicists use to model plasmas in space, received the Nobel Physics Prize for his work in this field. During his acceptance speech, he warned that much of his earlier work is "pseudo-pedgagogical": an idea that appears to help us, but which in fact does great harm to our understanding of the universe. The mainstream astrophysicists ignored his warning, and continue to ignore clear signs of electricity in space to this day. Rather than accept the existence of electricity in space as a means of explaining how spiral galaxies can rotate as a fixed plate, they would rather infer the existence of particles and forces that are invisible to our instruments. Plasma cosmologists can generate spiral galaxy morphologies within the laboratory and in computer simulations that mimic the rotational properties of real spiral galaxies.

      I recommend that before formulating an opinion on the topic that you should at least listen to what the EU Theorists have to say first. I highly recommend Don Scott's "The Electric Sky". If you read that book, you will be surprised to discover that there are in fact a great number of reasons to suspect that electricity is playing a large role in our space observations. But if you are commenting on their theory without actually reading what it says, then how can you even know if they are in fact lacking "a basic understanding of electromagnetism"?

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    70. Re:whaa? by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      Now, I don't have enough knowldege of black holes, dark energy and dark matter to be able to defend their popularity within the science as it stands today, and quite frankly I don't want to, but I can say, with confidence, that tolerence of ambiguities and uncertainties in well established scientific hypotheses should not be used as a basis for accepting newly forged and untested theories.
      Much of what you say is true. However, your phrase "ambiguities and uncertainties" conveys the perception that anomalies within astrophysics today are minimal enough to not pose any serious challenge to traditional mainstream astrophysical theories.

      Another problem with your posting is the implication that we must abandon one theory in order to investigate another. By bringing more cosmologies into mainstream awareness, people will be induced to compare and contrast theories rather than just memorizing and listening.

      We can generate proofs for multiple cosmologies. We will only figure out which one is true by comparing these proofs. Space basically is a giant plasma. To assert that we cannot create a plasma-based cosmology in light of this fact is somewhat absurd.
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    71. Re:whaa? by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      Black holes have been observed to emit filamentary jets of matter that span light years. Filaments are natural features of electrical plasmas -- not the natural result of gravity. My guess is that we can create math that would generate those morphologies using complex gravitational physics, but there is nothing about the original theory of black holes that would have suggested that this should be happening. And you find that this is the case for much of astrophysics today: as we've created increasingly powerful telescopes, we've been making observations that are not consistent with the original theories. You can decide to continue retrofitting your theory to accomodate these unexpected findings, but it's also important to investigate the possibility that the original assumptions and speculations have been incorrect.

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    72. Re:whaa? by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      The evidence you site of astronomer's supposed bafflement is rediculous, pedestrian, and unworthy of any consideration what so ever. Try again when you have some hard experimental data that both disproves current cosmological theory and supports your own.
      The evidence already exists:

      http://www.thunderbolts.info/pdf/ElectricComet.pdf

      Please explain to me how it is that Wallace Thornhill was able to predict a pre-impact flash during the Deep Impact mission?
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    73. Re:whaa? by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      The corona is a few hundred thousand miles away from any fusion, with dense plasma in between
      Really? It was my understanding that solar neutrino production has been observed to be inversely correlated with the number of sunspots. How is this possible if neutrinos are being created in the core? They shouldn't be affected by any magnetic fields.
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    74. Re:whaa? by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      I love it when people fall for the Sudbury neutrino nonsense. Mainstreamers are always so quick to jump to the conclusion that Sudbury resolved the solar neutrino problem. From what I understand, Sudbury demonstrated neutrino fluctuations in only one direction. They don't take into consideration the obvious fact that fluctuations can occur in the opposite direction too, which once confirmed, will un-resolves the neutrino problem exactly back to where we were before -- a deficit.

      Cluckshot, I hope you will accept my invitation to join and regularly participate in the new Thunderbolts Forum at http://www.thunderbolts.info/forum/phpBB/phpBB2/in dex.php. I'm very impresed with your awareness. We need more knowledgeable, open-minded people like you there. It is a moderated forum where you can be free to discuss electricity in space without the high noise levels here on Slashdot.

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    75. Re:whaa? by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      The electric universe people use that tactic a lot; quote some real scientists' new discovery of some physics behind space plasmas and say it proves their pet theory about how fusion doesn't really happen... of course, they never seem to say where the energy really does come from if "it's all electric." Maybe the windmill down the road?

      Um, no. You should really read what their theory says before formulating an opinion on it. You seem to have your facts all wrong.

      They're not alleging that fusion does not occur. They're alleging that the sun is not powered from fusion at its core. They're saying that fusion is happening in the corona, where we observe the highest temperatures for the Sun.

      There are in fact many unresolved problems associated with the standard solar model that you fail to recognize -- or at least mention. The Sun's corona, for instance, is around 2 million K and yet the surface is only around 6000 K. Mainstream astrophysicists have had a hell of a time explaining how energy is transfered through the surface of the Sun without heating it up. They've resorted to suggesting that magnetic fields can store and release energy. Thing is, magnetic fields are not real entities. They don't accept that magnetic fields can only exist as a result of electric currents, which was generally accepted up until they ran into this problem and had to change physics to suit their standard solar model.

      Another major problem with the Sun is that the charged particles of the solar wind that it releases continue to accelerate for millions of miles even as they pass the planets. This is not easily explained by gravity, but it is very easily explained if the Sun has a weak electric field. That's in fact how most televisions work.

      Another significant problem is that solar neutrinos, which are the required result of fusion, appear to inversely correlate with the number of sunspots on the Sun's surface. This is a really, really big problem for the standard solar model because neutrinos are not charged particles and would not be affected by the magnetic fields of the sunspots. It's also a big problem because mainstream astrophysicists have asserted that the convection process of the Sun requires tens of thousands of years to complete -- and yet neutrinos appear to correlate with activity on the Sun's surface. The two processes should not be instantaneously interacting with one another.

      There's also a problem with the number of neutrinos coming from the Sun. There is in fact a deficit. To fix this, astrophysicists invoked the concept of neutrino flavors -- and stated that neutrinos must be changing flavors before they reach our instruments (which can only see one type of flavor). The thing is, in order for this to explain the deficit, it's necessary to have flavor changes in only one direction. If you notice that neutrinos can change flavors in the other direction too, then that eliminates the utility of this as an explanation for the deficit.

      There are also lots of very strange observations that have been made of comets that appear to indicate that comets are electrical phenomenon. In fact, Wallace Thornhill, an Electric Universe Theorist, accurately predicted the results of the Deep Impact mission -- including a pre-impact flash when Deep Impact's impactor was sent at the comet. Nobody has adequately explained why that flash would have happened, or how it is that Thornhill could have known that if his theory is wrong? But this was just one of numerous predictions he got right for that mission. Also, the craters on comets defy most attempts to prove that they are the result of impacts. Instead, they bear a striking resemblance to electrical machining with plasmas in laboratory plasma experiments. The dust that was released in the Deep Impact mission bore a striking resemblance to dust that results from the sputtering process we use to manufacture chips. The more we observe comets, they more they appear electrical. The fact that come

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    76. Re:whaa? by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      What I like about science is that it doesn't really matter what either of you says. All that really matters is the math, testable hypotheses, and repeatability.
      Actually, mainstream astrophysics is overflowing with untestable hypotheses. How can we really disprove dark matter, for instance, if we don't possess any instrument that can directly observe it? How can we disprove a black hole if they supposedly suck all matter, including light, into them?

      Consensus plays a big role in interpretive sciences like astrophysics. There's just not enough time or money to investigate every single theory, and so consensus tells us where the money should be spent. The thing is, it's very easy to prematurely formulate a consensus when all you can do is interpret your observations. Without the ability to provide an input, there is a lot of room for mistakes to be made.
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    77. Re:whaa? by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      I don't really know all the quacks that spoil the idea but I get the feeling most of the spite is "ol school boys" attitude
      There is no error in their logic. Read Don Scott's book "The Electric Sky". These guys are not quacks. They're onto something very big. But they're having a hell of a time trying to get people to read their materials. People would rather just call them names than listen.
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    78. Re:whaa? by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      After a quick look at the "electric universe" site it appears that as long as you are a "mythologist" (wtf?) and you can get a book published, then people should believe you.
      It's impressive that you believe that you can both understand and evaluate a group's theory of the mechanics of the universe with "a quick look".

      Dave Talbott is a mythologist. But Wallace Thornhill is a very serious physicist. And so is Eric Lerner and Anthony Peratt. And so was Hannes Alfven.

      You need to read the full theory in Don Scott's book "The Electric Sky" before you conclude that it's worthless. Until then, even with your credentials, you do not even know what they're saying. How can you possibly formulate an opinion?
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    79. Re:whaa? by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      If you have access to journals, you might start by searching for papers by:

      Hannes Alfven
      Ralph Juergens
      Anthony Perratt
      Eric Lerner

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    80. Re:whaa? by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      Have you read any Electric Universe materials, btw? How do you know that these guys are kooks? It's social custom to listen to what somebody has to say before formulating an opinion about them. I recommend Don Scott's "The Electric Sky". Until you learn what they're saying and think about their arguments, you're just a part of the noise.

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    81. Re:whaa? by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      Sir, I explored the website linked in the original story. It indicated that a number of features of the solar system were caused by electric forces; however, it failed to quantitatively show how these events could have happened. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof, and I just don't see it anywhere linked.
      Anthony Perratt has performed both computer simulations and laboratory experiments that demonstrate that spiral galaxy morphologies can be generated with electrical plasmas. Electrical plasmas can quite easily explain why these galaxies rotate as a fixed plate without any need to introduce invisible particles like dark matter.

      The HR diagram for stars can be explained entirely in terms of the states and nature of plasma. Many red giant stars have surfaces that are in fact too cool given their size to accomodate fusion within their interiors. We have evidence now that numerous stars violate the rules of stellar evolution, including FG Sagittae, V605 Aquilae, V4334 Sagittarii, V838 Monocerotis, Sirius, Castor and Capella. Stellar evolution has become an untestable hypothesis in that the existence of counter-examples is never interpreted to mean that the theory has been violated.

      Many of the Sun's features are more easily explained if it is largely an electrical phenomenon with fusion occurring in the corona.

      All of our detailed observations of comets, when looked at together, allow only one possible conclusion: that comets are really just asteroids on elliptical orbits and that their illumination results from electrical machining.

      We've seen amazingly detailed images of supernova remnants like 1987A that bear a striking resemblance to laboratory electrical plasma phenomenon. We see hourglass morphologies all over space that correspond with electrical z-pinches that occur in laboratory electrical physics experiments.

      A lot of people choose to ignore these things. But certainly, we should not choose to avoid taking them seriously just because these theories aren't as advanced as the mainstream theories. These guys don't get much, if any, funding. Considering that the best they can do is re-interpet NASA press releases, I think they have actually done quite a superb job. Wallace Thornhill effectively hijacked NASA's Deep Impact mission by accurately predicting all of the results -- results which to this day continue to confound NASA. Of these successful predictions was a pre-impact flash. How could he possibly have known about that?

      I recommend that you read what they're saying before formulating an opinion on it. The purpose of the thunderbolts.info site is not to prove their theory. It's to tell you what their theory is. Much of the proof for these concepts derives from laboratory plasma physics. All they're really saying is that space plasmas act just like plasmas in the laboratory -- which we know to be electrical phenomenon -- and that all of space basically *is* a plasma (which a lot of mainstreamers would actually agree on).
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    82. Re:whaa? by JetJaguar · · Score: 1

      There is not even a single equation in that piece of crap that you are trying to pass off as a "scientific presentation." As someone that has done cometary spectroscopy, your claim that comets lack water is rediculous. I have spectra that shows literally thousands of kilograms of water being emitted from a comet's surface every second, and that's very typical. Further, the "revelation" in your paper about filaments in a comet's coma that can't be explained by neutral gas is no revelation at all. It's because UV radiation from the sun ionizes the neutrals, and that's something that's been known about and understood for over 100 years! You're presenting this information as though it's something new and undiscovered. But it's not.

      As for your preimpact flash prediction. That's a load of BS as well. You don't know that the flash occurred prior to impact, and you provide no evidence to suggest that it did, and you can't prove that it did. And even if the flash did occur prior to impact, you don't provide any model at all that explains such a phenomenon, only that you have "predicted it." I'd be interested in knowing what journal that prediction was published in the first place.

      Finally, and most telling, is that you have plenty of expensive books available for sale from your website, but not a single bit of relevent scientific information is presented that would allow an objective person to make a judgement about your supposed theories. You operate like a con artist offering unseen answers to the gullible and line your own pockets with their ignorance.

      In short, you're going to have to do a lot better than that lame electric comet document.

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    83. Re:whaa? by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      I'm generally open minded, but given the type of arguments used to promote the hypothesis, I'll just ignore it. While science is unfortunately resistant to change, if there really is something to the hypothesis, eventually something will come up and they'll eventually come around to the new hypothesis. I just don't buy it that the entire profession is trying to be dumb or trying to suppress new knowledge despite decades of evidence otherwise.
      I don't get the sense that you've actually read what the theory says yet.

      Things have definitely already "come up". Astrophysics is overflowing with anomalies. How can you even say that you even superficially understand the universe when 95% of your matter is missing? All that these guys are saying is that we can understand plasma in space by studying plasma in the laboratory. Plasma in the laboratory is an electrical phenomenon. And yet, mainstream astrophysicisists are taught in school that they can model plasma in space with fluids equations. They assume that plasmas in space can instantaneously neutralize any charge imbalances and have frozen-in-place magnetic fields. The thing is, we know from the lab that plasma's motions are affected by current flow, and vice-versa, and plasma can continue to conduct electricity in its dark mode. This is the source of the confusion. This is why we see the effects of forces within the universe and no particles there to cause those forces. It can be very difficult to observe diffuse flows of electricity over plasma.

      Astrophysicists don't really take too kindly to people telling them that they've been educated incorrectly about plasmas. Who's going to want the Electric Universe Theorist in their astrophysics department? He's basically alleging that everybody else around him is wrong. It's a big problem for them figuring out how to move forward on this issue. They're only resort is to create publications that directly appeal to the public. For this reason, their arguments oftentimes seem too simplistic for the /. crowd. People around here want equations and peer reviewed journal articles and all of that. Quite a bit of that exists, but they draw the large majority of their theory on laboratory plasma physics. The thing is this though: once you get a feel for how plasma really acts within the laboratory, the things that these guys are saying will no longer sound crazy to you. If you are interested, you should read Don Scott's "The Electric Sky". By the end of that book, you will be capable of deciding for yourself if there is anything to the theory.
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    84. Re:whaa? by fragnafritzz · · Score: 1

      Mmm... electric turtle soup!

    85. Re:whaa? by pln2bz · · Score: 1
      It doesn't matter how much "water" you're observing coming off of the comets if you cannot identify the source. What's particularly striking is that in the single instance where we've been able to observe the inside of a comet (when Comet Linear disintegrated), there were no water traces whatsoever in the immediate debris. An objective-minded person might infer from that that the traces of "water" you're seeing are in fact a byproduct of the comet's movements through space. The Electric Comet document explains in quite clear terms that the indicators of "water" you're observing is the result of a simple chemical reaction between the solar wind and negative oxygen ions being stripped off of the comet's surface:

      The results of the Deep Impact mission were published in the journal Science.Team members reported that they found only a smattering of water ice on the surface of Tempel 1. In fact, to account for the water supposedly emitted into the coma of Tempel 1, the investigators needed 200 times more exposed water-ice than they could find.

      But a much different vantage point on the water question is possible. When astronomers view the comas of comets spectroscopically, what they actually see is the hydroxyl radical (OH), which they assume to be a residue of water (H2O) broken down by the ultraviolet light of the Sun (photolysis). This assumption is not only unwarranted, it requires a speed of "processing" by solar radiation beyond anything that can be demonstrated experimentally.

      The mysteries find direct answers electrically--in the transaction between
      a negatively charged comet nucleus and the Sun. In the electric model, negative oxygen ions are accelerated away from the comet in energetic jets, then combine preferentially with protons from the solar wind to form the observed OH radical and the neutral hydrogen gathered around the coma in vast concentric bubbles. These abundances simply confirm the energetic charge exchange between the nucleus and the Sun.

      The electric model thus resolves two problems for the standard theory: 1)
      Cometologists have never verified that the assumed photolysis is feasible on the super-efficient scale their "explanation" requires; 2) Neutral hydrogen is far too plentiful in the coma to be the "leftover" of the hypothesized conversion of water into OH. But if the negatively charged nucleus provides the electrons in a charge exchange with the solar wind, the dilemma is resolved and the vast hydrogen envelope is a predictable effect.

      You state in your response:

      And even if the flash did occur prior to impact, you don't provide any model at all that explains such a phenomenon, only that you have "predicted it."

      The Electric Universe Theorists merely state that plasmas in space are electrical phenomenon like the plasmas we observe within the laboratory. All they are saying is that the plasma phenomenon we observe within the laboratory scale up to galactic scales. They state that mainstream astrophysicists are using fluids equations to model plasmas in space when in fact the plasmas' movements are being controlled more by electrical forces as occurs in the lab.

      I'd be interested in knowing what journal that prediction was published in the first place.

      And I suppose if somebody makes a prediction and it is rejected by all journals, then that prediction doesn't count? I suppose that would be convenient for the mainstream advocates.

      Finally, and most telling, is that you have plenty of expensive books available for sale from your website, but not a single bit of relevent scientific information is presented that would allow an objective person to make a judgement about your supposed theories. You operate like a con artist offering unseen answers to the gullible and line your own pockets with their ignorance.

      I'm curious how you expect these people to survive. Most of them receive no funding whatsoever. They're only availabl

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    86. Re:whaa? by JetJaguar · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter how much "water" you're observing coming off of the comets if you cannot identify the source. What's particularly striking is that in the single instance where we've been able to observe the inside of a comet (when Comet Linear disintegrated), there were no water traces whatsoever in the immediate debris.

      false

      An objective-minded person might infer from that that the traces of "water" you're seeing are in fact a byproduct of the comet's movements through space. The Electric Comet document explains in quite clear terms that the indicators of "water" you're observing is the result of a simple chemical reaction between the solar wind and negative oxygen ions being stripped off of the comet's surface:

      Sorry, wrong again. We observe both OH ions and ionized water, and we have good models that predict the breakdown of water into OH and the expected distribution based on the lifetime of these molecules within the solar radiation field.

      I'm curious how you expect these people to survive. Most of them receive no funding whatsoever. They're only available option is to generate materials that inform semi-technical people of what their theory is. By allowing as many people as possible to understand their theory, they maximize their reach amongst an audience that remains open-minded.

      Clearly these folks are already making a living via other means. And you're not allowing as many people as possible to understand the theory, because you aren't presenting anything that looks even remotely like a theory. Where are the equations showing the ionic interaction between ionized particles and the solar wind? Where are the equations that show that electric fields must dominate over magnetic fields? Where is it? You're not giving any hint of that anywhere. You're just uttering a bunch of nonsense about how the distributions to conform to neutral distributions, but no astronomers argue that all the molecules in a comet are neutral, but you keep implying that this is something unexplained, but it's not.

      Good bye, I've wasted enough time on you.

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    87. Re:whaa? by Tofystedeth · · Score: 1

      Man, no wonder I feel like I'm getting stupider all the time. I get ESD'd frequently.

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    88. Re:whaa? by pln2bz · · Score: 1
      You are attempting to interpret raw data as if there is only one possible explanation for it. This is a common problem in astrophysics today. People tend to assume that since the majority of scientists are largely pursuing one primary explanation for our observations that this explanation is the only one that makes sense. In fact, we can develop multiple cosmologies if we care to do so. And the only way that we will eventually figure out which one is true is to seriously consider and compare all of the best candidates. Any cosmology that's based upon laboratory plasma physics, as is EU Theory, deserves to be a candidate because we know that space essentially *is* a giant plasma. By not developing some so that we can only focus exclusively on others, we can easily deceive ourselves that our models require regular slight adjustments to fit each new anomalous observation rather than a complete overhaul.

      In this particular instance, nobody is arguing that we cannot create models for the breakdown of water into OH by ultraviolet light (photolysis). However, Hannes Alfven also presented laboratory evidence for the production of OH from silicates sputtered off comet surfaces in interactions with the solar wind. It's NASA's choice to present one single interpretation of that data, but the price they ultimately pay is that if they choose the wrong interpretation, their ability to predict cometary mission results will suffer. This is in fact what we observe to be happening right now. Not only is NASA not effectively predicting the results of cometary missions, but they are having difficulty even understanding what happened after the fact with their dirty snowball models. It takes a skeptical mind to notice it. They are very clever with their press releases.

      Also, it seems a little strange that the presence of ionized water would be cited as an argument against an electric model of comets. The electric model offers a logical explanation for the presence of ionized water in a comet coma without having to extract it directly from the DRY surface of a comet nucleus.

      The article you linked to about Comet Linear is the very first time (in months of trying) that I've ever actually seen a disagreement over data between EU materials and NASA's press releases -- which is an important factor for my own personal evaluation of EU theory. I have to admit that I don't actually know who is right on that one. But I'd like to point out that there are in fact some interesting footnotes to the data in the links you sent me:

      The character of the comet did not change throughout the months of observation by SWAN, even when deep layers inside the nucleus were being laid bare. Comet scientists usually have to consider the possibility that the surface of the nucleus is different in composition from the interior. One lesson from the 'SWAN song' of Comet LINEAR seems to be that, in this case at least, the surface exposed at the outset was representative of the whole nucleus.

      The SWAN team also suspects that Comet LINEAR was as flimsy and light as the expanded polystyrene used for packing fragile equipment. The density of its water ice may have been as low as 15 kilograms per cubic meter, compared with 917 kg/m3 for familiar non-porous ice on the Earth. Even allowing for a possibly equal mass of dust grains within the comet, a total density of 30 kg/m3 would be far less than the 500 kg/m3 often assumed by comet scientists. By this reckoning, the initial diameter of Comet LINEAR on its approach to the Sun was about 750 metres.
      These facts do not exactly correspond with the existence of a large reservoir of ice or water within the comet's interior. We've seen enough comets now in pictures to know that their surfaces bear more resemblance to asteroids than to dirty snowballs. Also, the Deep Impact mission generated a giant dust up at impact, involving very fine particulates that would tend not to take that form in the presence of water.
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    89. Re:whaa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha yay I hope you guys enjoy your circle jerk forum so much that you leave ours alone here on /. Bye-bye!

    90. Re:whaa? by Ticklemonster · · Score: 1

      Kinda blows your mind that there's people out there who believe in evolution and a round earth, yet they aren't like sheep when it comes to science, huh? I don't mindlessly follow these buffoons. The way I see it, they know the cycle will come around, and they see this as the perfect ruse. For all the hard work, there will be a seeming benefit to sell to the masses. "Look!!! Al Gore saved the planet!" Yeah, right. Look, no matter what, this day and time has been a long time coming. Man has no bearing on it. It is inevitable. It is nature. And man, being the total goon that he is, will surely find a way to blame himself for anything that goes wrong. Just like in the olden days when civilizations quaked at an eclipse and found all kinds of idiotic reasons to blame mankind for the event, we see today the same thing playing out. I wonder how many people were burned at the stake last time the earth heated up? Wasn't that the way mankind purged his collective soul back then? And then when the earth cooled off? Back to the stakes!!! The good thing to come out of this, though, is that we should end up with a cleaner planet. For this, I applaud the charlatans and snake oil salesmen. Just don't ruin any economies doing it. What we ought to be doing is using our resources to be sure that no one is discomforted by this. That, and get away from fossil fuels!

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    91. Re:whaa? by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      If you cover your eyes with your hands
      And like a child, count to ten,
      Then the Electric Universe bogeyman will go away
      And never come back again.

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    92. Re:whaa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      First some meta-discussion, which I hope you won't find too disagreeable especially in light of how dumped on you tend to be on /.:

      We can generate proofs for multiple cosmologies. We will only figure out which one is true by comparing these proofs.

      ... with observations we make of the sky using the instruments we have available, namely telescopes sensitive to EMR at various frequencies and gravimeters, and the giant assumption that physics is uniform in every star system and galaxy.

      The cosmologies do not have to be compared with each other except for equivalence in the case where two apparently-valid frameworks are consistent with more-or-less the same observations to date and have a roughly similar track record with respect to predictions. Such a comparison does not really establish which is true in a material sense, but rather which one is more useful in a pragmatic sense, in terms of being easier to work with

      Superficially speaking, a cosmological framework where interactions are dominated by the electrical charge carrier is much easier to work with mathematically, followed by a cosmology which is dominated by electrical and magnetic interactions, followed by a cosmology in which an EMW force dominates. By "an EMW" force I mean one which includes a weak nuclear force in the most classical sense of a force which accounts for differences in mass in similarly positively charged particles of the same element, rather than the specfic standard model definition of the weak nuclear force in current QM. An EMW cosmology is consistent with local physics at tiny (atomic) scales, but there are weakless cosmologies as well.

      More or less as you have said all over this thread, we can explain chemistry and nuclear physics and uncontroversial sub-TeV collision results in terms of electrical charge and magnetism alone, and this has the huge attraction of avoiding the hierarchy problem of the standard model (which requires that the weak interaction be 32 orders of magnitude stronger than gravitation).

      We can and do compare multiple cosmologies. Generally this is done with checklists of known and uncontroversial observations locally and telescopically. Regression testing lends it self to a sort of calculus with which one can compare subset-differences from one cosmological framework to another, and this is a well established practice used by proponents of a variety of cosmologies since the 1930s.

      However, there is considerable call for some discipline in terms of classification or even taxonomy when it comes to cosmologies, since the set theory approach can be pretty burdensome. The ad hoc taxonomy has been leading to long strings of surnames or catchy but not terribly accurate "handles" -- some of which are used by multiple competing theories -- leading to some confusion from time to time.

      Essentially the problem is that every known cosmology has gaps of unexplained observations and unobserved (but expected) phenomena, both of which can be weighted by observational inadequacies, which in term can be characterized on along a sort-of line that includes "retest with same instrument", "retest with same class of instrument", "find pro/con evidence with other class of instrument", "find pro/con evidence in other available data" or "find workaround for fundamental noise problem".

      Pragmatically the cosmology which is the most consistent with observations and the most readily tested with respect to gaps is the "right" cosmology. In practice, cosmologists settle on models which collapse only at the edges (nowadays this usually involves spatial anisotropies of the CMBR versus large scale structure observations at cosmological scales). There is a difference between cosmologists (who work at these scales) and astrophysicists who specialize galaxies and nebulae and stars and bodies in star orbits, just as there is a difference between cosmologists (who work on nucleosynthesis (initial and met

    93. Re:whaa? by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      I wanted to let you know that your response is very appreciated. Thank you for spending time on it.

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  3. Submission hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's St Andrews, not "Saint Andrews", this kind of crippling ignorance is astonishing.

  4. Crippling ignorance? by rubberpaw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >>this kind of crippling ignorance among professional astrophysicists is astonishing.

    Isn't it rather an indication that they're doing their job? Data which challenge our current models are the most valuable things scientists can collect, because they give researchers chance to refine their theories.

    If all the astrophysicists and satelite projects were returning information which merely fit their current theories, there would seem to be less need for such research. In scientific research, the known unknowns are difficult challenges, but the discovery of unknown unknowns are the wonderful bits. Definite Ignorance leads to Progress.

    1. Re:Crippling ignorance? by Scarblac · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Isn't it rather an indication that they're doing their job? Data which challenge our current models are the most valuable things scientists can collect, because they give researchers chance to refine their theories.

      The thing is, the theory the submitter alludes to isn't the "current model", it's extreme fringe theory (I'm tempted to call it crackpot theory but will leave that to an actual physicist), and the submitter managed to get his troll on Slashdot.

      I mean, he's calling the fact that scientists don't agree to a theory on thunderbolts.info as "crippling ignorance".

      I mean, Nature, thunderbolts.info, they're about the same in status, don't you agree?

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    2. Re:Crippling ignorance? by nanosquid · · Score: 1

      (1) The "electrical universe theory" is indeed crackpot.

      (2) You are misuing the term "troll".

      I find (2) a lot more annoying than (1).

    3. Re:Crippling ignorance? by Frnknstn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, this is a troll. The submitter does not believe the story he submitted. He only submitted it to generate the attention from outraged slashdot readers about the post.

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    4. Re:Crippling ignorance? by mazarin5 · · Score: 5, Informative
      (I'm tempted to call it crackpot theory but will leave that to an actual physicist)

      It's a crackpot theory.
      -mazarin5, physicist

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    5. Re:Crippling ignorance? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      2) You are misuing the term "troll".

      If the submitter actually belived this bullshit, it would just be crackpottery. But more likely it's some bored geek trying to stir up controversy, the language suggests the latter. That's a troll. Of course, the "crippling ignorance" is Cowboy Neal's, for accepting it at face value.

    6. Re:Crippling ignorance? by sash · · Score: 1

      (I'm tempted to call it crackpot theory but will leave that to an actual physicist)

      Yes, it's a crackpot theory.
      - sash, physicist.

      (yes, mazarin5 came first on this, but I couldn't resist anyway...)
    7. Re:Crippling ignorance? by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Electric Universe is so incoherent that it doesn't even qualify as physical theory -- it doesn't make any predictions. I know -- I was in the fray on the Wikipedia page for many months. The page was finally deleted.

    8. Re:Crippling ignorance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is impossible to get upset about the "electrical universe theory". I mean, what do you think this place is? Slashdot?? Oh, wait...

    9. Re:Crippling ignorance? by Nutria · · Score: 1
      Isn't it rather an indication that they're doing their job? Data which challenge our current models are the most valuable things scientists can collect, because they give researchers chance to refine their theories.

      If all the astrophysicists and satelite projects were returning information which merely fit their current theories, there would seem to be less need for such research. In scientific research, the known unknowns are difficult challenges, but the discovery of unknown unknowns are the wonderful bits. Definite Ignorance leads to Progress.


      But scientists keep on trying to salvage their accepted doctrine even when observation makes accepted doctrine into a creaking, fragile house of cards.

      The long transit from geocentrism to heliocentrism bears this out.

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    10. Re:Crippling ignorance? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      It is a bogus theory. I mean, look, they didn't even mention UFOs and the Hollow Earth where Hitler lives. Damn poor research if you ask me.

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    11. Re:Crippling ignorance? by SteakNShake · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It is true that the process of science involves getting data that puzzles you, which should force you to reexamine your model. Institutional inertia inhibits anything but tinkering and ad hoc modification of existing beliefs. When data arrives that falsifies a popular belief, we get to watch a lot of post facto justification for why the models fail to predict what we observe. We've seen this happen with comets. Close-up images and spectral analysis of comets shows they are not made of "volatiles" and ices but of rock. Data from the "Deep Impact" mission suggests the ratio of rock to hydroxyl (seen as evidence that water had been present, not is present) is about 99:1. This "shocked" astronomers all over the world, who did not challenge their beliefs that comets are made of ices, they simply looked harder for the water they knew must be there. After a while the bafflement led way to the calm surety that all was well with comet models and we just "didn't see" all the water that must be in every comet. If we believe the evidence we follow a different path. 1. hypothesis: comets are made of ice; 2. evidence: data says comets are about 99% rock; 3. conclusion: abandon icy comet model, comets are in fact rocks

    12. Re:Crippling ignorance? by king-manic · · Score: 1

      But scientists keep on trying to salvage their accepted doctrine even when observation makes accepted doctrine into a creaking, fragile house of cards.

      The long transit from geocentricism to heliocentrism bears this out.


      Except the evidence does not support this fringe. Science will stick to an idea that has provided value until something comes and provides the same value and more. Value is based on predictive value and ability to explain the observation within the framework of the theory. the "electric universe" theory fails to make any real predictions (in a way it's similar to string theory although string theory at least has math behind it), fails to be any type of comprehensive explanation of observations, and only mental lightweights seem to be pushing it. Most theories that are wrong die a few years after it's strongest demagogue dies, because false theories need someone charismatic and influential to keep pushing them along. I see no evidence of a demigogue in many of the areas the "electric universe" theory touches.

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    13. Re:Crippling ignorance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, the object Deep Impact targeted was an asteroid, not a comet and was known as such a priori. It was expected to be mostly rock. It has a completely different orbit than a comet as well.

      I'm all for new theories, especially if it forces us to apply what we take for granted scientifically. But when the theories at their core ignore simple physics... its just comes off as crackpottery. No one is denying plasma physics is important in some instances, it just doesn't replace simple physics. Magnetic fields in low density environments are the least well understood part of astrophysics. Just do go claiming that our ignorance of the subject completely reverses 100 years of astrophysics. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. You have the former, not the latter.

    14. Re:Crippling ignorance? by flackrum · · Score: 1

      In other words..

      "As we know, there are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don't know we don't know."

      - Rumsfeld: Underrated Poet, Dastardly Villain, Humble Astrophysicist(?)
      DoD news briefing 2002

    15. Re:Crippling ignorance? by rwiggins28779 · · Score: 1

      Ummm, no, Deep Impact targeted a comet (Tempel 1). http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/deepimpact/main/ As for the "electric universe" theory, from my pov, it's utter bunk.

    16. Re:Crippling ignorance? by Raenex · · Score: 1

      I mean, Nature, thunderbolts.info, they're about the same in status, don't you agree? I'm sure the Thundercats would!
    17. Re:Crippling ignorance? by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      >>this kind of crippling ignorance among professional astrophysicists is astonishing.

      Isn't it rather an indication that they're doing their job? Data which challenge our current models are the most valuable things scientists can collect, because they give researchers chance to refine their theories.
      You fail to acknowledge, however, that data can occasionally disconfirm our assumptions. You present the scientific process as if it never dramatically changes directions, and we know from history that this is not the case. If you look at what's happening with comets in detail, actually, you will realize that we are already at this point for comets. The data just does not support the traditional theories anymore. And yet, we refuse to consider alternative explanations.

      The Electric Universe Theorists present very strong evidence for their arguments. The problem is that nobody is listening to what they're saying. As evidenced by the responses to this article, people would rather just ridicule them.
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    18. Re:Crippling ignorance? by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      (1) The "electrical universe theory" is indeed crackpot.
      Well, I guess that settles it!

      By the way, have you actually read the theory?
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    19. Re:Crippling ignorance? by aminorex · · Score: 1

      > The page was finally deleted.

      Which is a sad commentary on Wikipedia. A far more useful encyclopedia would simply mark the page as crackpot, and let them have at it.

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  5. WTF? by elvum · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is Slashdot now a forum for random cranks to publish their personal rants? This isn't a story.

    1. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's spam. One link to a goofy $2 website slathered in blatant keyword spam for Google... now hoping to pick up some pagerank by Slashdot and Slashdotter links.

    2. Re:WTF? by DrMindWarp · · Score: 0

      You must be new around here.

    3. Re:WTF? by Threni · · Score: 1

      Quite. With all the complaints about dupes, it's easy to overlook the fact that sometimes running an article once is too many times.
      Perhaps there needs to be a way of voting on the articles themselves so that this sort of anti-scientific nonsense doesn't show up too often.

    4. Re:WTF? by barry_the_bogan · · Score: 1

      You mean something like the firehose?

    5. Re:WTF? by novus+ordo · · Score: 1

      Is Slashdot now a forum for random cranks to publish their personal rants? This isn't a story. THAT is the story. Ironic isn't it?

      In other news, [professional] non-astrophysicists call [professional] astrophysicists ignorant about astrophysics. OK, now that is ironic.
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    6. Re:WTF? by Threni · · Score: 1

      Something a little like that, but which works and is intelligible.

    7. Re:WTF? by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      I just heard some sad news on talk radio - American English noun irony was found dead in its Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss it - even if you didn't enjoy its work, there's no denying its contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

    8. Re:WTF? by bcrowell · · Score: 1

      Is Slashdot now a forum for random cranks to publish their personal rants?
      The answer to your question is yes, except that you can delete the word "now." The slashdot editors have never had enough scientific background to know science from a hole in the ground. That's why I stopped reading the science section a long time ago. Unfortunately this one was frontpaged, so I wasted time looking at it.

    9. Re:WTF? by SteakNShake · · Score: 1

      I guess slashdot is now a forum for wet-assed whiners who cry when they don't get their way.

  6. Crank crackpottery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Er. Can we have less of the "electric universe" guy? Geez. Next you'll be posting Bearden rants.

    1. Re:Crank crackpottery by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Maybe he meant to write "eclectic universe".

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    2. Re:Crank crackpottery by DrJay · · Score: 5, Informative

      Did you see the electric universe team? One retired professor of engineering. One guy who claims "university training" in astronomy. A "physicist" who dropped out of grad school because "the lack of curiosity and the frequent hostility toward this challenge to mainstream science convinced Thornhill to pursue an independent path outside academia." The rest appear to be comparative mythologists.

      This is the crew that's calling modern astronomers crippled by ignorance? Excuse me while i die laughing...

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    3. Re:Crank crackpottery by moosesocks · · Score: 2, Informative

      Last year, The Onion did a great writeup on this guy.

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    4. Re:Crank crackpottery by deblau · · Score: 1

      The rest appear to be comparative mythologists.
      Did any of them look like this man?
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    5. Re:Crank crackpottery by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Hell, any day now I'm expecting Slashdot stories citing the The Fred and Wilma Museum.

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  7. can someone just tag electric universe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    because i'm sick of reading their press releases. get them to put a few satellites up in orbit & do some observations, instead of speculating from the surface, then maybe they can publish some real science when they have some.

  8. Terrible post --links to same article twice by rubberpaw · · Score: 1

    The post also links to the same news story twice. Come on, CowboyNeal. How carefully did you look at this?

    1. Re:Terrible post --links to same article twice by JensenDied · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Some people might call that word-wrap.

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    2. Re:Terrible post --links to same article twice by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Nope, word wrap is so 20th Century. This is the new Dupe-within-the-Dupe model. You don't have to have any outside references, you don't have to have any annoying links to Wikipedia. Saves bandwith. Saves time. Profit!

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  9. Slashdot is an easy target for kooks by ebcdic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It seems that any fringe theorist can now post an apparently topical article to Slashdot as a way of getting hits on their Velikovski-style planetary catastrophe web site.

    1. Re:Slashdot is an easy target for kooks by Threni · · Score: 2, Funny

      If he'd put "Astronomer baffled by solar observations" then I doubt anyone here would have had a problem with it!

    2. Re:Slashdot is an easy target for kooks by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      If death by a thousand cuts (AKA global warming) vs. the sun exploding or something, I think I'd prefer the latter.

      The fact remains that everyone reading this will eventually die.

      It always amuses me to read/hear people that think "we have to get off this rock" in order to "preserve" the human race.

      Every time I hear that view expressed my mind wanders to people that read too much science fiction and do not have children.

    3. Re:Slashdot is an easy target for kooks by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      It always amuses me to read/hear people that think "we have to get off this rock" in order to "preserve" the human race.



      T-Minus 15.193792102158E+9 years until the universe closes!

      Think about it.

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    4. Re:Slashdot is an easy target for kooks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Please leave Velikovsky's name out of this. He deserves better.

      Working within the limited knowledge of his time, Velikovsky did a truly magnificent job of weaving several very dry branches of science into a wonderfully entertaining supertroll. Just the mention of his name in some academic circles can still bring about delightfully enjoyable reactions from stuffed shirts.

      Velikovsky should be honored as a patron saint of slashdot trolls. He doesn't deserve to have his name linked to electric universe nonsense. The nonsense he has generated is oh so many magnitudes more brilliant than anything the Lightbulb Sun crowd has produced.

  10. TAG: thunderboltsofthegods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out the last link.

    You know it's the right thing to do. :-)

  11. nevermind the shorcomings of TFA by wyane · · Score: 1
    i'm sure electric fields, the sun's corona, magnetic fields and plasma will be covered in thoroughly insightful, inciteful, irrelevant, interesting, funny and informative ways right here ...

    come to think of it Uranus will probably be involved too...

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  12. Electric Universe!? by adnonsense · · Score: 4, Funny

    Codswallop. Everybody knows the universe is powered by good old steam. I'd post a link to the official research site on the prestigious geocities.com server, but space aliens running on diesel stole my bookmarks.

    1. Re:Electric Universe!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who? Was it the Mercury Auto Insurance aliens? Because I think they're out to get me too! Damn diesel-powered auto... er, bots!

    2. Re:Electric Universe!? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      Codswallop. Everybody knows the universe is powered by good old steam

      Oooh Codswallop. Now there's a dirty word! (being a student of word origins, I belive it's pretty aweful). But I think he's right. For a given value of steam. Everyone knows steam is a gift from His Noodly Appendage for the use of inspiring poets, like Kipling (and I do kipple occasionaly, thank you, so should you).

      "LORD, Thou hast made this world below the shadow of a dream,

      An', taught by time, I tak' it so--exceptin' always Steam." ("MacAndrew's Hymn")

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  13. Poor choice of words ... by SplatMan_DK · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I find it unfortunate that SlashDot accepts an article with words such as:

    this kind of crippling ignorance among professional astrophysicists is astonishing.
    The writer displays a very poor understanding of the scientifical methods used in professional science. And SlashDot should have "filtered" this story.

    I am tempted to write: This kind of crippling ignorance among article writers is astonishing.
    But I would rather not spoil my positive Karma ...

    ;-)
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    1. Re:Poor choice of words ... by cciRRus · · Score: 1
      Let's give them credit when they deserve.

      In light of past and present research revealing the electrical nature of the universe,
      Ho ho ho.
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  14. The Tao of Slashdot by florescent_beige · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Yin: genius multiple-PhD types figure out something about the sun. Good for them.

    The Yang: irrelevant mention of a cabal of self-referential mouth breathers who don't know energy is not a discrete thing but is a property of other things.

    Maybe Slashdot posts articles like this to give us a poke and see what our reaction will be. That reminds me of a certain thing I can't quite remember, I think it starts with a "t".

    One thing I noticed about Slashdot's feigned ignorance as humour (if that's what it is), it's always about things other than IT. For example, let's see an article asserting that integrated circuits are actually an alien technology harvested from flying saucers the US Government has hidden away. Not funny because it's too ridiculous?

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    1. Re:The Tao of Slashdot by SplatMan_DK · · Score: 1

      ...because it's too ridiculous?
      WHAT???
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    2. Re:The Tao of Slashdot by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Maybe Slashdot posts articles like this to give us a poke and see what our reaction will be. That reminds me of a certain thing I can't quite remember, I think it starts with a "t". Testicles?
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    3. Re:The Tao of Slashdot by Jesus_666 · · Score: 3, Funny

      That reminds me of a certain thing I can't quite remember, I think it starts with a "t".

      Tflamebait?

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    4. Re:The Tao of Slashdot by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 1

      Possibly:

      Tphtroll

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    5. Re:The Tao of Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Nay, lass. There's trooble up t'fusion reactor."

      "Oh no - what kind of trouble?"

      "One on't magnetic beams gone owt askew on t'okamak plasma bottle"

      "Pardon?"

      That's why there's confusion amongst astronomers - Lancashire research students!

      All together now... "We didn't.....

    6. Re:The Tao of Slashdot by fritsd · · Score: 1

      TPavlov?

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    7. Re:The Tao of Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, let's see an article asserting that integrated circuits are actually an alien technology harvested from flying saucers the US Government has hidden away. Not funny because it's too ridiculous?

      Because it's the truth? I dunno I guess I'm a university trained whack job. LOL. There is shit out there and influences ideas and creativity. I dunno if it is aliens or WTF. But there is some spooky weird shit happening. What's on my mind isn't ready for prime time yet. So until then I'll roll with it and make some fun at myself... Oh wait it was Satan that made the CPU... in fact I think Microsoft is also run by Satan :-p

      The level of arrogance can be annoying. I forget who it was says scientific progress is made by the tombstones of the old guard. That younger people growing up are more open minded and can finally get a voice as old rigid crusty farts die off...

      I dunno, it would be nice to see someone take the time to dissect and refute the electric universe theory. Name calling and ridicule is an easy way to sidestep the issue and avoid dealing with the material. If it is so utterly crackpot and laughable, then it should take an experienced physicist a short time to rip it apart...

      I lost my original train of thought, but hell, if humans keep going steady as she goes we're all dead and none of this will matter a couple hundred years from now...

  15. WTF is this doing frontpage?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A bunch of crazy crank muthas want to shift some copies of their crappy book. Strange that /. wants to help them in that. Note to author: Yes, you did go for too big a print run. How about tearing the pages from each copy and using to wipe your ass? They'll obviously already be covered in shit so it'll make little difference to the strength of your arguments.
    Take this down. Do it now.

  16. Thunder, Thunder, Thunderbolts! by Animaether · · Score: 1

    Hooooooooooooo!

    I need less whitespace and/or less repetition.. as badly as the story needs less 'crackpot'.

    1. Re:Thunder, Thunder, Thunderbolts! by SirLoadALot · · Score: 1

      Come on, man! It's Thundercats, Hooooooooo! Thunderbolts?!? Who let you on Slashdot? :-)

    2. Re:Thunder, Thunder, Thunderbolts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      posting anonymously to point out the (apparently not so) obvious - thunderbolts dot info is the guy's site; see last link ;)

    3. Re:Thunder, Thunder, Thunderbolts! by maxume · · Score: 1

      Aw, did you miss it? He took something that people would appreciate and tied it into the current story in a humorous way. Take a second look at the story, this time noting the site names of the links.

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    4. Re:Thunder, Thunder, Thunderbolts! by Walkingshark · · Score: 1

      It does, however, need more cowbell.

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  17. Thunderbolts of the ... wha? by MatterOfMind · · Score: 1

    OK, I'm down for some alternate hypothesis discussion, but trash-talking bait with a link to a pseudo-scientific website? I could even handle some "conspiracy theory" discussion about editorial bias in peer-reviewed journals. But seeing a reference to the supernatural right off the bat with the supposed purpose of attempting to change a scientific concept -- I just can't take that seriously at all.

  18. pseudoscience by king-manic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can we tag this pseudoscience.

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    1. Re:pseudoscience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, okay... But only until they authorize the "bullshit" tag.

    2. Re:pseudoscience by starwed · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I tagged it pseduo-science before I saw this post. Is the tag system smart enough to recognize that these are the same?

    3. Re:pseudoscience by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I tagged it: pseudoscience bullshit.

      If enough people do that it should show up.

  19. Re:insane theroies 1 - regular theories 1 billion! by pelrun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just because I don't have a deep knowledge of the part neurons play in intelligence, doesn't mean I can't be completely certain when somebody is acting like a complete dickhead.

    Levels of abstraction. Learn about them, friend.

  20. Re:insane theroies 1 - regular theories 1 billion! by backwardMechanic · · Score: 0, Troll

    Check out Svensmark (http://www.dsri.dk/~hsv/). The short version: Global warming is caused by cosmic rays, CO2 is a second order effect.

  21. The sun is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    ...a mass of incandescent gas in a giant nuclear furnace, where hydrogen is converted to into helium at temperatures of millions of degrees.

    capcha: mammal (Alrighty! Yet another song by TMBG.)

    1. Re:The sun is... by LCAOMO · · Score: 1

      The sun is hot! The sun is not a place where we could live.

    2. Re:The sun is... by Tony · · Score: 1

      But here on Earth, there'd be no life without the light it gives.

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    3. Re:The sun is... by SteakNShake · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...a solid body: http://thesurfaceofthesun.com/ ...the focus of an electric discharge, which powers it: http://www.electric-cosmos.org/sun.htm ...to be respected. The sun doesn't dodge bullets. Bullets dodge the sun. http://passthebrass.com/2005/12/chuck-norris-owns- you/

    4. Re:The sun is... by abigor · · Score: 1

      Haha, that "surface of the sun" site is just hilarious - for those who don't want to be bothered, apparently the sun is a solid body covered by (wait for it) iron. This has GOT to be a gigantic troll. Hats off if so!

    5. Re:The sun is... by LCAOMO · · Score: 1


      I prefer the original version of "Why Does the Sun Shine" to the They Might Be Giants. It's a bit more wacky when it's supposed to be educational.

      http://www.acme.com/jef/singing_science/

  22. Time Travel? by DarksideDaveOR · · Score: 1

    So, uh, did all this electricity and plasma and what-have-you cause us to travel in time to April 1st?

  23. Crippling Ignorance by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Informative

    I submit that this kind of crippling ignorance in a story submission is...well not astonishing. What was he smoking???

  24. lol by justinlee37 · · Score: 0

    ... this kind of crippling ignorance among professional astrophysicists is astonishing.

    Are you sure you're not biting off more than you can chew there?

  25. I guess I'll chime in. by hardgeus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Shame on you Slashdot for even letting this touch the front page. I read "this kind of crippling ignorance among professional astrophysicists is astonishing," and wondered who in the hell was who had the balls to say something like that...Is "SteakNShake" a famous physicist I haven't heard of?

    Then I clicked that last link. Ooooh. This guy is nuts. Still doesn't explain why he got his rant accepted on Slashdot.

    1. Re:I guess I'll chime in. by jibblah · · Score: 1

      Reader's don't come to your site to read total bullshit theories like this guy's. It's a con perpetrated by crackpots. Please shape up, Slashdot.

  26. Kookoo! Kookoo! by Mattizzle1 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Kookoo! Kokoo! Kookoo! Kookoo! Kokoo! Kokoo! Kokoo! Kookoo!

  27. Stop with the EU nonsense by Geirzinho · · Score: 3, Informative

    Please Mr. Slashdot, stick to the computer stuff! There is nothing wrong (or even inaccurate) in the cited articles. The structure of the solar magnetic field is complex, and these simulations are probably going to help a lot in understanding them. Personally, I'm looking forward to reading their article ( http://adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/2007astro.ph..2604H ).

  28. Is CowboyNeal new around here? by p3d0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm not exactly the most savvy Slashdot reader around, and even I know this "electric universe" theory is about as credible as the time cube.

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  29. Teach the controversy by mdsolar · · Score: 5, Informative

    A number of interests feel it is important to undermine confidence in science by teaching bogus controversies. Slashdot gets quite a bit of this in both submissions and comments. This one is so bogus that it is suprising it slipped through but you'll notice its is attracting its share of global warming is non-anthropogenic posts. Unltimately, this kind of thing teaches us to look more closely at the sources of information. The attempts to manipulate us through our skepicism will eventually be recognized as dishonest: http://mdsolar.blogspot.com/2007/01/your-opinion-c ould-be-paid-for-by.html.
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    1. Re:Teach the controversy by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This one is so bogus that it is suprising it slipped through

      Obligatory: You must be new here.

      There is no quality control on stories. No spellchecks, no dupe check, no URL check, no credibility checks. Obvious hoaxes and twisted interpretations are given full weight. The only questions asked are 1) Can I think of a funny "From-the-XXX-department" line?; 2) Will it stir up discussion?

    2. Re:Teach the controversy by mdsolar · · Score: 1

      It did get voted down by at least one reader in the firehose.

    3. Re:Teach the controversy by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It did get voted down by at least one reader in the firehose.

      Exactly. It was published regardless. So what's the point?

    4. Re:Teach the controversy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see what the problem is.

      I'm not too ashamed to admit that I've *never* heard of this "theory" before. And I'm certainly no physicist. If someone mentioned this at a party and threw out enough big words, I might have been intrigued by it. Worse, I have some kooky friends who would take this kind of shit as gospel. Now, thanks to Slashdot, I know better.

      If this "theory" ever comes up, I'll be in a position to do something about it. Further, thanks to this conversation, I even have a nice bank of comments to draw on: populist "even Wikipedia thinks is BS" for the morons, and technical explanations like what niller posted for the more literate among us.

      I don't think "News for Nerds" means we should only talk about innovative new discoveries; there's plenty of value in debunking popular BS.

    5. Re:Teach the controversy by mdsolar · · Score: 1

      Just that there are some mechanisms on slashdot. But, as you point out, not so many.

    6. Re:Teach the controversy by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Just that there are some mechanisms on slashdot.

      I've used Slashcode, the backend of the site, elsewhere. It has a spellcheck built in. But they can't even be bothered to use it. So expecting any semblance of professionalism here is futile.

    7. Re:Teach the controversy by mdsolar · · Score: 1

      I think a spellcheck would be great. I spell poorly and seldom notice an error unless it is someone else who made it. It would increase CPU needs a little. That might be the tradeoff that keeps it out. Blogspot has a spellcheck for posts though not for comments. I notice is can be quite slow while slashdot grinds down only occasionally.

    8. Re:Teach the controversy by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I think a spellcheck would be great.

      I was talking about the editors' end, for checking stories. That's already there, but they don't use it. It'd be nice to have it for posts, but that would be a lot more load on the servers.

    9. Re:Teach the controversy by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      Why is it "bogus" to allege that the nature of plasma can explain our observations of space? Space basically *is* a giant plasma.

      Also, I highly recommend that you watch "The Great Global Warming Swindle". The correlation curves popularized by Al Gore have been demonstrated to exhibit an 800-year gap between temperature and co2 changes, and the temperature changes *precede* the co2 changes.

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    10. Re:Teach the controversy by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      I'm interested in what sort of disconfirming evidence you used to "debunk" Electric Universe Theory. I've seen only name-calling and insistences that it must not be true. It seems to me that you're basing your decision on the *consensus* of the posters on Slashdot without actually reading the theory itself. The fact that people are a little too vigorous in their defense of the mainstream theories should raise some alarm bells in your head. If people are so confident that Electric Universe Theory is wrong, then why don't these people present evidence instead of just insulting the advocates? If you ask them, they will tell you that it's not their responsibility to disprove somebody else's "pet theory", or they don't have the time to waste on it. If you asked every single person that's slandering EU Theory on this forum if they have actually read it, you're going to find that virtually none of them have read any major summary of the theory. Nearly all of the mainstreamers are formulating their opinions on the basis of observing everybody else. It's a bit like a pack of monkeys.

      What you need to realize is that mainstream astrophysicists are taught in college in a class called magnetohydrodynamics that they can model plasmas in space with fluid equations. But we know for a fact that plasmas in the laboratory are electrical phenomenon. In fact, we can convert a gas to electrical plasma with less than 1% ionization. We also now know that plasma constitutes nearly all of space. Any errors in modeling it would have serious ramifications. If we're teaching the astrophysicists the wrong thing in school, then you should *expect* that they will vigorously challenge anything that contradicts their teachings -- and this over-confidence will inevitably bleed into the Slashdot forums. You also need to realize that our observations of electrical plasmas in the laboratory can explain pretty much all of our observations of plasma in space, including mysteries like dark matter, unusual supernova remnants, and many unusual features of our own Sun. Mainstream astrophysicists have taken the unfortunate position that laboratory electrical plasmas just do not scale to galactic scales. But we can observe things in space that look just like electrical plasmas from the laboratory (z-pinches).

      I recommend that you read at least a few pages of what these guys are saying before you formulate an opinion on the matter. A good (free) starting point would be http://www.thunderbolts.info/pdf/ElectricComet.pdf . If you find that worthwhile, then check out Don Scotts's "The Electric Sky".

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  30. Either way... by spammeister · · Score: 1

    If it was true or not, I would still be equally baffled. (which may be the purpose of the article)

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  31. Then help them out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...crippling ignorance among professional astrophysicists is astonishing..."

    Dude, then why don't you show them the light? I for one don't want my professional astrophysicists ignorantly crippled.

    Your vastly superior intelligence is in dire need for sure here.

  32. Re:insane theroies 1 - regular theories 1 billion! by Goaway · · Score: 1

    Considering that the story is submitted by a total crackpot, what does that say about the connection to global warming deniers, then?

  33. Re:insane theroies 1 - regular theories 1 billion! by kickedfortrolling · · Score: 1

    i doubt that you would, having admitted your lack of knowledge of neuron-interaction, reccomend and petition for extreme and scientifically controversial experimentation on said dickhead

    If the bodies claiming global warming is a CO2 related effect are simply abstracting, then we're all being lied to.

    Scientific rigorousness.. Look it up

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  34. I'm sorry, but... by maynard · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sorry, but any pseudoscientific theory of physics that omits Time Cube is one bound to fail peer review at the Journal of Irreproducible Results. Please, slashdot editors! Do your due diligence for once!

  35. Re:Crippling ignorance? Sure! by sash · · Score: 1

    I really enjoyed Anonymous Coward trying to be funny, perhaps. Guess ACs aren't as smart as they think after all, next thing they'll be saying that universe is electromagnetic. It's about time these ACs were held accountable, I'm tired of being tethered to their pet theories. They are so holding us back.

  36. Waiting for the sun.... by Running+Fool · · Score: 1

    to disappear in a puff of logic

  37. A crooked view of science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I read the submission I thought "Oh, no /. continues to get a crooked view of science." Generally, the /. audience is well-versed in EE and CS but I fear for the physics mis-conceptions. But then I saw the comments and realized, yes, there is hope. People here to recognize a biased (for what-ever reason?!) submission and I could breathe again! Thank you, people! There is still some hope! Yey! - a post-doc in particle physics

    1. Re:A crooked view of science by ettlz · · Score: 1

      Generally, the /. audience is well-versed in EE and CS but I fear for the physics mis-conceptions.
      The /. crowd are actually a very sceptical bunch, and generally have very well-tuned General Bullshit detectors (as the response to the Electric Universe crap at the end of the post shows). --- A Ph.D. student in particle physics.
  38. Dude seriously, who are you kidding? by arcite · · Score: 2, Funny
    Anyone with a STOS, STNG, or perhaps a DS9 certification could have written that.

    In fact I know a B5 scholar who wrote a dissertation on exactly what you wrote last week.

  39. Re:whaa?; Further note by ettlz · · Score: 1

    However, like p_trekkie points out, the University of St. Andrews stuff is good research.

  40. Who let this through? by vortex2.71 · · Score: 1

    Site a story from the regular press corp and then refute its contents and site a friggin web site as proof? WTF? Show me some peer reviewed original research. Electric fields that cause magnetic fields? Anyone whos taken undergraduate electrodynamics knows that plasma dynamics act to elliminate magnetic fields.

  41. Re:insane theroies 1 - regular theories 1 billion! by pelrun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How the sun sends the massive amounts of radiant energy towards us is not very important to a climatologist. What happens when that energy reaches us and how our environment reacts to it *is*.

    By your logic, how can we *possibly* justify doing anything ever unless we are omniscient?

    If your house is on fire you don't just refuse to get the fire extinguisher or refuse to call the fire brigade or refuse to LEAVE THE HOUSE just because you don't know exactly which appliance in your kitchen started it.

  42. Duly tagged "Bunk." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duly tagged "Bunk." 'nuff said.

  43. Submitter doesn't know his stuff by Whiteox · · Score: 1

    Submitter doesn't know his stuff!

    A very opinionated observation showing that he just doesn't understand the article or the physics behind the observations!
    There's some elementary physics books I can recommend if you like!

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  44. Expectations by Nodamnnicknamesavial · · Score: 1

    "In light of past and present research revealing the electrical nature of the universe, this kind of crippling ignorance among professional astrophysicists is astonishing" Then explain it to them, smart guy. Seriously, being surprised that we don't know everything is the astonishing part - although it could be expected after a century of "omg we have progressed so much, and every generation before us were utterly primitive" attitudes.

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  45. The "ignorance" here is not from scientists. by BrianRagle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have worked with scientists for a number of years from a variety of fields (I am a writer and interviewer). I have witnessed the gamut between arrogance and humility, as one would expect in any profession. Yet, I have never spoken to a single scientist or someone who works extensively with scientists who has said science knows everything there is to know. The very questions raised by the process of science is what drives some of the most dedicated individuals I have met. The idea that some level of "ignorance" on the part of science exists and is "astonishing" is merely indicative of someone who is inherently ignorant OF science. No scientist has all the answers nor, I would guess, does any scientist WANT to know all the answers. When there are no more questions, there is no reason to continue searching. The person who posted this story has, in my opinion, an axe to grind with science as a whole for what has probably been a demolition of some silly superstition or mythology, clung to so desperately by those who still need magic as an explanation for the world instead of the inherent splendor of how things really work.

    Whatever questions there are regarding the sun and its structure will most likely be resolved someday, if the past is any indication. So too, will new questions arise and the quest will continue. "CowboyNeal" would do well to educate him/herself on this very basic aspect of human nature instead of issuing the tacit implication that because science hasn't answered some current question or another, its past answers must now be considered suspect.

  46. T (ease?) by jefu · · Score: 1
  47. Must be a slow news day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...for this kind of crap to make it to the home page.

  48. CLEARLY.... by WheelDweller · · Score: 1


        We're using too much toilet paper and our industry is setting the world on fire! :)

        (Seriously, though, the huge amount we're spending on "Global Warming" and the tiny amount we're spending on NASA [as a percentage of GDP] is just incredible. Ever notice all global warming *must* come from our capitalist system, though most of the current "heat" came from before industry? And no one every figures-in the sun...)

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  49. Re:horse shit story by SteakNShake · · Score: 1

    If you're referring to the Saint Andrew's press release, you have a good point, it does seem to be sprinkled liberally with horse shit. Computer models that mimic superficial aspects of the sun's electromagnetic influence for predictive purposes brings to mind a parable. Think of a man who grows up alone on an island far from any shore with no contact with the outside world. One day he notices the tides rise and fall every day. He fancies himself a scientist so he sets up exquisite measuring devices to precisely measure the tides. After a few days he sees patterns and devises formulas to describe them. After a few weeks he sees his formula is inaccurately predicting the tides so he adds on to his formula to account for the observations, never once considering the cause of the tides. After a few months he finds his formula is still inadequate and makes it more complex to account for new observations, still not giving more than a nod to the fact that tides do have a cause. All he wants is predictivity. So as the years go by his formula becomes more and more complex until finally he can predict with great accuracy the coming and going of tides very far in advance. At this point, practicality gives way to prudence and the search for the cause of the tides is never even begun. This lonely man then spends the rest of his days, a devotee of the religion of predictivity, and in his ignorance he is a very good predictor of tides around his island. And he never knows what causes the tides. Shortly thereafter a cargo container is dropped on his island and he invents polytheism and starts building bamboo planes. http://www.afa.org/magazine/1991/0191cargo.asp

  50. Credibility for sale by Trapezium+Artist · · Score: 1

    On one hand, I'm angered to see /. so blatantly hijacked by fringe nuts with an axe to grind: the bitter tenor of the post ("this kind of crippling ignorance among professional astrophysicists is astonishing") should have set off alarm bells from here to kingdom come.

    On the other, I'm gratified to see the response: even if /.ers come in varying flavours of wisdom and knowledge, there's usually someone that's able to point us in the right direction. They also generally exhibit decent bullshit detection systems, as clearly demonstrated in the response to this particular piece of bovine excrement.

    But credibility is easy to lose and if stories like this start appearing on /. as a regular thing, there's only one way down.

    BTW, IAAPA (I am a professional astrophysicist). We're not perfect (the Universe is a big place and full of surprises, thank goodness), but we're hardly stupid.

  51. What we all want to know by mattr · · Score: 1

    is how the spaghetti loops interact with the magnetic fields and is electricity stored in the meatballs or WHAT?!?!?!!?!!!!?!???!

  52. So the church was right... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    The universe does revolve around the earth.

    Proving its a POV thing...

    So someone needs to go and stand inside the sun.

    Anyone?

  53. How About This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of just writing off the Plasma Universe theory as a crackpot theory, why doesn't someone with scientific understanding explain why it is wrong instead of saying that it simply just is wrong. That sort of mentality seems to be the opposite of what science is supposed to be about, am I wrong? Not to say I agree with the electric universe crowd, I simply see a problem with discouraging the first two steps of the scientific method: observation and hypothesis.

    1. Re:How About This by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      The comments within this forum on this topic are very disturbing. This is a mob mentality. This is not in any way a scientific debate or discussion of the issues. None of these people have even read any of the Electric Universe materials, and yet everybody is sure that it bullshit. I'm very familiar with the Electric Universe materials and they deserve careful consideration.

      Every single person who has gone on the record on these forums talking about a theory that they know very little about will eventually regret their comments here. The evidence for an electric universe is very strong, and continues to strengthen every week that goes by. The real problem is that nobody is paying any attention to what these guys are actually saying. There is nothing flawed about their arguments.

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    2. Re:How About This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason scientists are not paying attention to the Electric Universe is the same reason why they're not reading what /dev/urandom has to say about the universe : time is precious and they can't afford to spend it equally on all theories.

    3. Re:How About This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should acquaint yourself with a key concept, from the first chapter of any plasma physics textbook: quasineutrality.

      This Electric Universe stuff is a flagrant abuse of plasma physics.

    4. Re:How About This by binarysins · · Score: 1

      I have a challenge then...find me some math. In any of the electric universe writings that you are aware of, give me an equation. A formula. A mathematical proof. Anything. Then we'll talk.

    5. Re:How About This by pln2bz · · Score: 1
      From wiki:

      Due to the good electrical conductivity, the electric fields in plasmas tend to be very small. This results in the important concept of quasineutrality, which says that it is a very good approximation to assume that the density of negative charges is equal to the density of positive charges over large volumes of the plasma ... but on the scale of the Debye length there can be charge imbalance. In the special case that double layers are formed, the charge separation can extend some tens of Debye lengths.
      This is far from being some sort of death blow to plasma cosmology or Electric Universe Theory.
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    6. Re:How About This by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      The reason scientists are not paying attention to the Electric Universe is the same reason why they're not reading what /dev/urandom has to say about the universe : time is precious and they can't afford to spend it equally on all theories.

      The problem with your statement is that it completely ignores the fact that Wallace Thornhill was the only person to accurately predict all of the results of the Deep Impact mission to Comet Tempel 1 -- results which to this day, nearly two years later, continue to baffle NASA. I think you will find that the only satisfying explanation for our observations of comets involves electromagnetism:

      http://www.thunderbolts.info/pdf/ElectricComet.pdf

      To assert otherwise leaves open the question of how Thornhill could have known about a pre-impact flash before it happened (among his other accurate predictions). Nobody else was predicting anything like that.
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    7. Re:How About This by cathector · · Score: 1

      i agree there's some disturbing mobbish mentality to this thread,
      however it seems pretty apparent that the thunderbolts folks aren't producing rigourous work.

      as someone else mentioned, the paper contains hordes of unsupported assertions,
      photographs which don't really prove anything and in some cases look plain doctored,
      writing which seems juvenile, etc.

      when a paper makes an assertion like "It is now well documented that every scientist associated with the project was stunned by the scale of the energetic outburst.", i really like to see a source, and not seeing one makes me less inclined to believe in the rigour of the author.

      until they can present their work more professionally, i suspect that derision will be the continued response.

    8. Re:How About This by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      The thunderbolts folks is really a small group of about five or six guys. They've been trying to just figure out a way to attract other intelligent physicists who are willing to work outside of the mainstream and with no promise for funding for quite a while now. The only way that they've had success with this is in creating materials that can be understood by the public. If you can get to somebody *before* they enter an astrophysics program, for instance, then that student will do a better job of educating himself. To clarify further, the EU Theorists specifically argue that the magnetohydrodynamics class that astrophysics students take is improperly teaching students that they can model space plasmas as fluids. We know from laboratory plasma physics that plasmas in the lab are *electrical* phenomenon, and that their motions are controlled by currents, and vice-versa. And yet, astrophysicists continue to use fluids equations to model space plasmas. This continues even though we now observe numerous hourglass morphologies in our space observations. Hourglass morphologies are the characteristic shape for electrical plasma z-pinches that we observe within the laboratory. One of the closest we've observed, the 1987A supernova remnant, has visible cross sections of filaments that laboratory plasma physicists can precisely enumerate using electrical plasma theory. These "beads" move around in circles around one another. But the entire structure has retained its general shape and size over time, defying any attempt to call it any sort of an explosion remnant. There is nothing about our observations of this particular structure that suggest gravity is a factor. And any time you see a well-defined jet in space, you can pretty much say the same thing. Vortexes will tend to be the natural result of magnetic and electric fields, which induce particles using the right-hand rule to move in circles as they also move laterally through space. Without those fields, most particles in a well-defined jet would just disperse into space into a nebulous cloud.

      There are plenty of papers out there that support plasma-based cosmologies. Search on Halton Arp, Anthony Peratt, Eric Lerner or Hannes Alfven. Anthony Peratt actually wrote a popular plasma physics book that has been used in university classes. The www.thunderbolts.info site is not designed to *prove* their theory. It's there to tell you what their theory says, and to make sure that their audience is as wide as possible. If you thought you had discovered something really important about the way the universe works, you might find it more important to describe what you found than to get bogged down in trying to prove it (which you will never convince everybody of anyways).

      None of their images are doctored. They are all taken directly from NASA press releases. All of their quotes also come from those press releases. Many times, you can confirm what they're saying by merely following the link to the press release. They do a bit more citation within Don Scott's book, "The Electric Sky".

      But the real issue here is that the people on Slashdot will argue with any cosmology that is not gravitationally-dominated. Mainstream astrophysicists have taken the unfortunate position that plasma in space does not reflect the behavior of plasmas we observe within the laboratory. Plasmas in the laboratory are *electrical* in nature and we only use fluids equations to represent them in very limited situations. The idea that plasmas in space are different makes it easier to model them, but there's a great case to be made that it's also the cause of the dark matter "error term" that so many people already suspect is the case. Why infer the existence of invisible particles to explain the rotational characeristics of spiral galaxies when we already know that Anthony Peratt can generate the same spiral galaxy morphologies using nothing but electrical plasmas within the laboratory and in computer simulations?

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    9. Re:How About This by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      Electric Universe Theory is based upon Plasma Cosmology, which there are numerous scientific papers available on (and they have math for you). Plasma cosmology has fallen out of favor lately largely because of all of the commotion regarding the cosmic microwave background, which is perceived by many to be proof of the Big Bang. What you need to understand however is that the piece of equipment that was used in measuring the cosmic microwave background was created exclusively for that experiment. As a test, it was pointed at the moon and there were noticeable errors in the results that it generated. These errors were dismissed. It is in fact a very simple matter to create your own piece of equipment that will generate the now-infamous black body curve when pointed at space. And what we've noticed so far is that the galaxies that are near us are not all creating the "shadows" that are required for this to be a light source that is at the edge of the cosmos. Plasma cosmologists have been saying for some time now that this light could easily be a local source. It is all of the commotion regarding the Big Bang that has induced attempts to prove that it is so, but the proof has not been as simple as those people would have liked it to be.

      What EU Theorists are saying that's different from plasma cosmologists is that mathematics is not the only tool that we can use to understand the universe. In fact, we should analyze *all* sources of information, including mythology and ancient writings, to see if there are unexplainable correlations between statements and ideas that originate from ancient peoples separated by vast oceans. What they found is that, when you throw away all of the junk, you are left with some disturbing correlations. A lot of ancient cave art and mythological symbols bear striking resemblances to morphologies we observe within laboratory plasma physics. Astrophysicists will scoff at this type of research as it infringes upon the monopoly they exert over cosmology and it appears to them to be too speculative. However, we learn every week that goes by that in fact much of astrophysics is in fact overly-speculative. Just last week, we discovered that the entire field of helioseismology has been turned upside down due to a solar oxygen crisis (these ratios were used to understand how the sun "rings"). And we see unusual supernova remnants (like 1987A) that correlate precisely with *electrical* plasmas from the laboratory. The consensus that comets are dirty snowballs becomes increasingly unsupported with every mission we send to them that does not find water or ice on the surface. The presence of OH in cometary tails is just as easily explainable with electric machining as it is for sublimation. The pervasiveness of the hourglass morphology in space suggests electrical plasma z-pinches, which we observe within laboratory plasma physics. We do not even need dark matter to generate spiral galaxies that rotate as fixed plates. Anthony Peratt has published computer simulations and laboratory physics experiments that demonstrate that electrical plasmas will do the exact same thing and generate the precise spiral galaxy morphology.

      I can relate to requiring math in papers. But the existence of math does not really prove anything. In fact, it is the math itself that is causing problems for modeling plasmas in space. Astrophysicists have been using the *wrong* sets of equations to model plasmas in space.

      The www.thunderbolts.info site is tailored for a wide audience. But do not infer that because of that that there is no math behind what you see there. We are talking about laboratory plasma physics here and electrodynamics. These people are no strangers to math. They've just decided to drop the math for that site so that they can be more inclusive.

      And when you get down to it, the math is in fact inconsequential. The real problem for people on Slashdot is the allegation that electrical forces are dominant in the universe.

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    10. Re:How About This by binarysins · · Score: 1

      That I can definitely understand - but it opens the door for misinterpretation and misunderstanding of their theories if they oversimplify things to much to make their point.

    11. Re:How About This by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      Ultimately, it's a real tragedy that the truth about how space plasmas behave requires so much representation and vigorous defense. Wikipedia refuses to even *define* Electric Universe Theory for curious individuals (or even Plasma Cosmology for that matter). Check it out:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_fo r_deletion/Electric_universe_(concept)

      My guess is that many of the people on Slashdot who have formulated their opinions did so by consulting other critics who wrote the previous Electric Universe pages on wiki or Tim Thompson's five-year-old attempt to debunk the Electric Sun Hypothesis (which has since been responded to in full here: http://www.electric-cosmos.org/Rejoinder.htm).

      What's missing from the entire picture is a desire to even understand what is actually being said by the EU Theorists themselves. Don Scott's book, "The Electric Sky", is the first time that the theory has been codified in full. But the critics have had their way by now to such an extent that nobody even wants to read Don Scott's book -- which stands as an extremely compelling book that I challenge anybody to read and then subsequently ignore.

      There is something outright Orwellian when we extract definitions from our public encyclopedia. It's also extremely surreal because the roles are in fact reversed. Mainstream astrophysics does not even work without the assistance of unseen particles and forces (which are inherently untestable), whereas Electric Universe Theory tries to convince people that we should be using laboratory plasma physics to understand the universe. *Completely* backwards.

      That this band of about five guys cannot fight off the world does not really say much at all about whether or not they may be right or wrong. It's a bit much like that movie, 300. I'm pretty sure if they started presenting more math for people (which we are in fact pushing them to do), people would find something else to quibble about.

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    12. Re:How About This by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      I followed up on this a little bit more and it appears that quasi-neutrality is a *modeling* tool that only demonstrates the impossibility of charge separation and electric currents in plasmas, if and only if cosmic plasma is treated as a pseudo-plasma, as defined here:

      http://www.plasma-universe.com/index.php/Pseudo-pl asma

      Under many circumstances, it is quite legitimate to assume plasmas have infinite electrical conductivity, which makes charge separation and electric currents impossible. In practice, however, space behaves as a *real* plasma that may have finite electrical conductivity, charge separation and electric currents.

      The heliospheric current sheet is an example of a real plasma in space, in which three trillian amps of current flows throughout our own Solar System:

      http://www.plasma-universe.com/index.php/Heliosphe ric_current_sheet

      We can opt to believe that this is somehow an aberration and/or that this phenomenon does not scale to larger scales for galaxies, but Anthony Peratt has written papers explaining that electrical plasma phenomenon do appear to in fact scale over vast scales, and can quite easily explain why spiral galaxies rotate as a fixed plate. We'd be wise to seriously consider this as an explanation, in fact, before supposing the existence of particles that have never been directly observed (dark matter), even after 20 years of trying (colored NASA press releases don't count). To argue that EU materials are a "flagrant abuse of plasma physics" appears to be suggesting that the equations that are currently being used to model plasmas take precedence over the physical phenomenon of plasmas that we observe within laboratories and even space (which Hannes Alfven liked to say did not always understand the beauty of the equations themselves).

      Lastly, I'd like to direct you to the following recent discovery:

      http://caribjournal.com/2007/04/22/scientists-disc over-plasma-stretching-6-million-light-years-acros s/

      It's emitting synchrotron radiation, so we know that there are double layers present and that this is electrical in nature.

      If you actually pay close attention to what's happening, you will in fact notice that as time moves forward, the evidence for electricity in space continues to expand. At this rate, you won't find yourself in the majority with your beliefs about electricity in space for too many more years.

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  54. Re:my position by SteakNShake · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure what you're objecting to, here. Do you reject the notion that plasmas are dominated by electric and magnetic forces or that the observable universe is almost 100% plasma? Again and again new observations puzzle professional astronogers. Unfortunately this confusion on their part does not lead them to reexamine their beliefs, they simply wonder what undiscovered force or particle is responsible for the observed data breaking their cherished models.

  55. Re:head scratching by SteakNShake · · Score: 1

    You're not the only one scratching your head about the electrical nature of the universe. Professional astronogers routinely ignore electricity in space at their peril. It's astonishing in the twenty-first century that astronogers are still stuck in the gaslight era where they imagine the sun as a huge burning nuclear ball of gas. The sun is not a "gas", it is a solid. http://thesurfaceofthesun.com/

  56. If we let this in, how about Archimedes Plutonium? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 3, Interesting
    For those too young to remember, Archi was the bane of early newsgroups with his endless rants about how the universe is a giant Plutonium Atom. His ideas are as useful as the "Electric Universe". So if we're going to let the Electric Universe cranks have objective status, then we should invite Archimedes Plutonium to come and bark at us. I should not have had to type this - this story never should have seen the light of day - it should have been filtered by our fearless Slashdot Editorial staff. Undoubtedly, they were out in the parking lot doing bong hits when they should have been reading the submissions...

    RS

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  57. Escapism by drDugan · · Score: 1

    For those people who want alternative explanations, (like that this world is not real - we're living in a simulation), then the "Electric Universe" idea that there are "circuits" behind the nature of the universe is probably very comforting. I'd like more predictive ability, less descriptive pseudo-science before we take it seriously.

  58. Re:my position by JetJaguar · · Score: 1

    I object to your claims because they are misrepresentation of what astronomers are saying. And the evidence that you site (google news of all things) to support your contention shows a complete lack of knowledge of the scientific process and a complete inability to get information from the original sources to back up your claims. (or is that on purpose?)

    Finally, you portray the accepted models as a sacred cow for scientists that would do anything to protect that sacred cow. Except that the history of science has shown repeatedly that such portrayals are completely and totally false. Which means that you are either ignorant or lying or both. It doesn't matter whether the universe is nearly 100% plasma or nearly 100% swiss cheese, you aren't presenting anything worthy of consideration. It's all too obvious that you have an axe to grind against the "scientific establishment" and because of it, you are incapable of being impartial about your own pet theory or your presumed opponents. And that's before we even get into the questionable credentials of the people supporting your theory.

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  59. Brilliant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If, by "this kind of crippling ignorance among professional astrophysicists is astonishing." you mean "there's something they don't understand yet", you've just condemned the entire scientific community. Nice going, nutjob.

    1. Re:Brilliant by eskayp · · Score: 1

      To be credible, pseudoscience first has to discredit legitimate, fact based science.
      -- e.g. 'Conventional science steadfastly refuses to recognize my earthshaking breakthrough.'
      -- e.g. 'The scientific community is in a conspiracy to suppress my discoveries.'
      -- e.g. 'The debunkers are out in force trying to shut us down.'
      To illicitly shear the sheep, you must first separate the flock from the shepherds.

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  60. Re:unfair tactics against unarmed opponents by SteakNShake · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yes, what a horrible tactic, using facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! Yay internet and yay slashdot!

  61. Re:electricity deniers by SteakNShake · · Score: 1

    Do you really think it adds merit to your beliefs if you simply deny evidence (electricity) that falsifies them? It doesn't, it just makes you like a mole. I respect blind faith but it's doubt that gets you an education.

  62. scientific method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    observation: some people are promoting an electric universe theory
    hypothesis: they are crackpots

  63. Rewrite that last sentence by jlowery · · Score: 1

    In light of past and present research revealing the electrical nature of the universe, this kind of crippling ignorance among professional astrophysicists is astonishing."


    In light of past and present criticism of the bogus nature of many science articles on Slashdot, this kind of chronic ineptitude among so-called editors is to be expected.

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  64. Worst /. Post ever? by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

    Is this the worst (ie most-horseshit-in-need-of-deletion) post ever?
    If not, any suggestions for worse ones?

    1. Re:Worst /. Post ever? by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      No, what's happening is that space enthusiasts and mainstream astrophysicists alike are in denial about the observations that are being made right now. You can tell just by reading the postings on this forum for this article that few people are objectively considering the evidence. Very few people have actually read enough of the Electric Universe theory to actually formulate an opinion on the subject. And this is why you have this major disparity between advocates and critics. The advocates have read "The Electric Sky" by Don Scott. They know the volume of evidence and the weight of the arguments being made. The advocates speak almost entirely in terms of evidence.

      The critics, on the other hand, have formulated their opinions of Electric Universe Theory on the basis of consensus. They observed that the people around them were making fun of it and joined in. They observed that mainstream astrophysicists don't believe it. And so, they hurl insults at the advocates. But they fail to realize that what is being alleged by the EU advocates is that the mainstream astrophysicists have been incorrectly taught in school that they can model plasma in space as a fluid that instantaneously neutralizes charge imbalances and has frozen-in-place magnetic fields. Plasma in the laboratory does not act like this. It has electrical resistance and its motions and current flow are interdependent. The only thing that prevents plasma in space from having electrical resistance is the astrophysicists themselves.

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  65. Re:plasma physics by SteakNShake · · Score: 0, Troll

    I didn't suggest or say that if you don't agree with information on a given web site that you are crippled by ignorance. What I said was that to deny the sun's corona is plasma, or to deny that plasmas are affected almost forty orders of magnitude more strongly by electric and magnetic forces than by the puny, imaginary "force" of gravity is crippling ignorance. The sun is not a ball of self-compressing gas powered by self-initiating fusion. Gasses do not self-compress, they expand to fill the available space. You have to backtrack out of this dead-end and find another path. Stellar fusion is a myth that has been falsified by about a century of evidence and counting. You definitely need to go back to the drawing board if you do not understand even the most fundamental properties of plasma. Over 99% of the observable universe is plasma. You can't run away from it.

  66. Re:head scratching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoa whoa whoa... whoa.... whoa...
    "Astronogers?" Was this some kind of test to see how many people are caught by your troll-posting?

    If not: Magnetohydrodynamics is probably the single most difficult thing in astrophysics of a phenomenon we actually have some understanding of. That said, there's just some basic physics that has nothing to do with MHD that says the Sun is NOT a solid... Seriously, where do you come up with this?? There no naturally forming material can be solid at the temperature of the Sun's surface. Helioseismology observations prove that the sun is a hot dense hydrogen gas. The P and G-mode waves simply would not act the way the do otherwise. Not to mention the entire hydrostatic equilibrium equation.

    OK, wasted too much time on such nonsense.

  67. Re:belief in bullshit by SteakNShake · · Score: 1

    What "bullshit" is it that you don't believe? Do you doubt that the sun's corona is plasma? Do you doubt that the affects of gravity on plasmas are negligible compared to the affects of electric and magnetic forces on the same plasmas? I think you have a lot of catching up to do before you can make informed posts on this issue. here, check out this web site hosted by Los Alamos and maintained by Anthony Peratt of Los Alamos National Laboratory: http://public.lanl.gov/alp/plasma/TheUniverse.html

  68. Re:my position by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
    the evidence that you site

    Ok, that's twice. Please accept a little help: "Site" means "location." Web site, drill site, construction site. "Cite" means to quote, praise, or summon. In this case you want "the evidence that you cite" as in "quote."

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  69. After further analysis.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Also conspicuously absent from the press releases is the conclusion that the sun's corona is so-dominated by electric and magnetic fields"

    After further analysis it seems my corona is dominated by a lime!

  70. Re:Deep Impact predictions et al by SteakNShake · · Score: 1

    Actually a group of electrical theorists operating the Thunderbolts web site made several successful predictions regarding the "Deep Impact" mission. http://www.thunderbolts.info/tpod/2005/arch05/0507 04predictions.htm It's interesting to note that many of the successful predictions regarding this mission to a comet were "baffling" to professional astronogers who actually planned and carried out the mission. I give the "Deep Impact" team ten out of ten points for technical expertise, zero out of ten for their cartoonish expectations that flew in the face of the actual experimental results. Here is an assessment of the predictions made by the Thunderbolts team: http://www.thunderbolts.info/tpod/2005/arch05/0507 19deepinterim.htm Here is a link to a Google search showing a pretty comprehensive pre- and post-event coverage of the mission, including many successful predictions that "surprised" astronogers and lots of analysis of the actual data from the experiment: http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&newwind ow=1&safe=off&q=site%3Athunderbolts.info+deep+impa ct+prediction&btnG=Search

  71. Re:electric pot by SteakNShake · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What exactly is "crackpot" about the idea that there is electricity in space and it actually does something? I think you need to close your bible and open your eyes to reality, this is the twenty-first century for fucks sake.

  72. Re:Thunderbolts web site by SteakNShake · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure how much they pay for hosting and web design or whatever, I'd guess more than $2, unless you're buying it by the minute or something. Here's a link to their "picture of the day" archive, as you can see they've been producing articles five days a week for three years: http://thunderbolts.info/tpod/00archive.htm And a look at their pedigree: http://thunderbolts.info/team.htm

  73. Re:what is unscientific by SteakNShake · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Fortunately it takes more than your bald assurance to invalidate a scientific concept.

  74. Re:put the laughter back in manslaughter by SteakNShake · · Score: 0, Troll

    Excuse me while i die laughing...

    Please do, the sooner the better.

  75. Re:scientific method summarized in outline form by SteakNShake · · Score: 1

    The Scientific Method

    1. observe
    2. hypothesize
    3. predict
    4. experiment
    5. observe

    Once this cycle is complete you have a chance to accept or reject your hypothesis. Astronogers routinely overlook this opportunity to correct their mistakes, instead choosing to reinforce each other's errors by trying to figure out how reality is lying to us and The Model is sacred.

  76. Re:what is unscientific by gilroy · · Score: 1

    Just like it takes more than your bald assurance to make a claim into a "scientific concept".

    If only there were some way that the entire community of scientists could read about new discoveries and new theories, run experiments or make observations, and then publish their results and subject them to critiquing by their peers... We could call it -- oh, I don't know, how about -- peer review.

    Wait, we actually have such a system and it has four centuries of wild success in weeding out insane crap and crackpot rantings, such as, say, the Electric Universe.

    And look! Now we've looped back to your original post! How elegant.

  77. Not surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With cosmologists harping the Big Bang and physicists String Theory, it's little wonder that astrophysicists don't take into account the nature of plasma in studying the sun.

  78. Re:what is unscientific by SteakNShake · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Plasma science has more than my bald assurance that it is valid. How about several nobel laureates and literally decades (longer than you've been alive to be sure) of experimental verification in the lab. Where is the experimental evidence supporting the self-compressing gas-ball stellar fusion model? We must simply accept on faith that all these processes occur just out of sight and using weird physics that only applies in the hearts of stars and can't be reproduced for study in the lab. Here's a tip, get a dictionary and look up the word "science". I do not think it means what you think it means.

  79. Re:what is unscientific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Ian,
    what does the electric sun model predict that is in conflict with "mainstream" theory? This would be the perfect way to prove that it is correct and the fusion model is incorrect. Conversely, if there is no measurable difference between the models, then it becomes a matter of philosophy about which is the truth.

  80. Re:Deep Impact predictions et al by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 1

    The problem is that a group of people made those predictions (some of which were made post facto). There is no mechanical method, reproducible by anyone, for making predictions from the Electric Universe picture. Many of the tenets of EU adherents (e.g. that the Sun is powered by an enormous external electric current) are both easily falsified and ludicrous.

  81. Re:Teach and Spell by Fox_1 · · Score: 1
    Firefox spellcheck plugin , Dictionaries here

    ironically enough - the Canadian English dictionary I have doesn't recognize 'spellcheck' or 'plugin' as words.

    shift the processing load to your own machine rather then expect Slashdot to do it, and your spellcheck is site independent.

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  82. Re:Is it really ignorance at all by tcgibian · · Score: 2
    My, my, my! What a ruckus. To be sure "Cowboy Neal", whoever he is, expressed himself crudely and provocatively, but the reaction was a bit out of proportion to the insult. Brian Ragle, almost exclusively, had a thoughtful comment, but the question still remains: why would a mention of electromagnetic forces make professional Astrophysicists so ill at ease and defensive?

    As an amateur who knows a number of professionals in this area, I have always been surprised that most of the theorizing being published seemed to be sustained by Newton's law of gravity, Einstein's theory of relativity, the observations of particle physicists, and little else. Rarely would electromagnetism enter into the explanations of natural phenomena. This is despite the fact that most of the matter in the universe, as plasma, is subject to a force which is 10 to the 43rd power times more powerful than gravity.

    I had questions like: 'how can supermassive black holes, giant sources of gravitational power, emit jets of matter, hot enough to emit X-rays, at nearly the speed of light' and 'how can a diffuse gas cloud of several solar masses and twenty light years across, rotating at the rate of the galaxy it is within, manage to condense into a star with a rotation period of ten hours -- what happened to the angular momentum." They remained unanswered until recently when theorizing involving electromagnetic forces appeared.

    I had been told: "Gravity operates only in one direction and is simple to calculate; electromagnetism is actually two separate forces, each in two polarities, and it is very much more difficult to model." I don't think this man was lazy or undereducated, but we are looking at the "old shoes" phenomenon, with a twist.

    Everyone cares to use the shoes which are broken in and comfortable, and the tendency is to use them for everything, however inappropriate. But there is more to this than that. Somewhere the plasma- and astro-physicists got into a mud slinging contest. It wasn't science, it was personal. This pointless wrangling militates against good science, because as Mr. Ragle pointed out, nobody has a big enough window to see it all yet. I have seen this "nuts vs. kooks" mentality in the conflict between visual- and radio-astronomers for years. It resembles children arguing about who has the dirtiest socks.

    Everybody whose blood is running hot over this matter might want to sit back and consider that if the search for truth requires a majority of time spent proving the other guy wrong, perhaps it is not truth that is being sought.

  83. Re:Teach and Spell by Fox_1 · · Score: 1

    Oh and I voted this garbage story down in the Firehose, I'm sure I wasn't alone, for what good it did. 1/2 press release on ongoing work, 1/2 Von Danikan / Tesla taking over the world.

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  84. Easy Tex by yusing · · Score: 1

    In the defense of "professional astronomers", their job is a lot like taking the inventory of a Wal-Mart by peering through a keyhole.

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  85. Re:Is it really ignorance at all by mako1138 · · Score: 1

    Why ignore E&M on the galactic scale? It's because plasmas are quasineutral -- the distribution of charges balances out. Electromagnetic forces in a plasma have a reach that scales like the Debye length. So if the size of the system is much larger than the Debye length, electromagnetic forces will be a small effect in comparison to forces like gravity. Of course to create the most accurate picture, all forces should be taken into account, but that situation quickly becomes computationally intractable (try running OOPIC sometime). Practical physics is about making the right simplifications.

  86. Good grief... by RichardX · · Score: 1

    Did I miss something? It's not April 1st, right?

    I've been on Slashdot for a long time, and I've seen a lot of crap. I've had arguments with creationists, alien conspiracy theorists, homeopathy-believers and all other manner of misguided folks in the comments sections of various stories.. but for this kind of psuedoscientific horseshit story to actually get approved and posted by the editors is a whole new level of retardation

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    1. Re:Good grief... by RichardX · · Score: 1

      Thought I should add.. the whole Electric Universe thing is pretty thoroughly deconstructed and debunked on Phil Plait's excellent Bad Astronomy forum here:
      http://www.bautforum.com/showthread.php?t=28596

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  87. Re:Teach and Spell by mdsolar · · Score: 1

    Thanks, I'll try that. I just use the dictionary box on the FC6 tool bar now and google if the word does not turn up there but I have to feel unsure of the spelling to check it.

  88. Re:belief in bullshit by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    The troll himself speaks. You seem to have created this account a few days ago, no doubt specifically to post this story and enjoy the fallout.

    Please don't pretend you believe this static electric universe nonsense. You got the result you wanted, lots of people buzizng anf made Cowboy Neal look like an fool.

    Fuck off now, please.

  89. yes, fusion is an electrical reaction. by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 1

    Heh.

  90. Galatic Core Ejection - Kinda off topic by skeptictank · · Score: 1
    If you ever run the galaxy collision simulation screen saver that comes with most linux distros you will notice that 'collisions' involving more than two galaxies often result in the core of one of the galaxies being ejected at high speed at a right angle to the plane of the host spiral.

    I have looked at the code for the simulation and looks like it uses the viral theorem to simulate the motion of the spiral galaxies, but I am not an expert on orbital dynamics. Any astronomers on /. know if that behavior happens in more realistic simulations of 3+ spiral interactions?

  91. What kind of tripe is this? by Shirloki · · Score: 1
    From this page, from the site in the third link: http://thunderbolts.info/webnews/ghosts_of_dark_ma tter.htm

    The low brightness of supernovae in highly redshifted galaxies is easy to explain, based upon Halton Arp's linking of high redshift and faintness of a galaxy to the youthfulness of a nearby galaxy. In an electric universe, a galactic circuit powers supernovae. In a new galaxy the driving potential is low, causing both the observed faintness and high intrinsic redshift. A supernova in such a galaxy will therefore have reduced power and brightness.
    (Emphasis my own.) What the hell does a low "driving potential" have to do with redshift? Last I checked, applying an E field does not alter the color of propagating EM radiation. What the hell are the editors thinking? I understand the need for a diversity of ideas, but at least try to present ones which are well-founded.
  92. The photino birds ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... they are eating our sun!

  93. Re:head scratching by pln2bz · · Score: 1

    You seem to not be paying much attention to what's happening in astrophysics right now ...

    From http://www.physorg.com/news97326842.html:

    "there is another major downside of a lower oxygen abundance. Models of the solar interior once predicted that sound waves in the Sun traveled at certain speed, a value that agreed well with the measured speed. Because the speed depends on composition, this is another way that scientists learn about the processes that take place in the Sun, what elements it is made of, and in what quantities. Now, with the Sun having half as much oxygen, carbon, nitrogen, and neon, the sound speed derived from the models doesn't match the measured speed well. "Exactly what this means is not very clear, but it casts doubt on the correctness or at least the accuracy of models of stellar interiors, which are a cornerstone of modern astrophysics," he said.

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  94. Re:my position by pln2bz · · Score: 1

    Finally, you portray the accepted models as a sacred cow for scientists that would do anything to protect that sacred cow. Except that the history of science has shown repeatedly that such portrayals are completely and totally false. Which means that you are either ignorant or lying or both. It doesn't matter whether the universe is nearly 100% plasma or nearly 100% swiss cheese, you aren't presenting anything worthy of consideration. It's all too obvious that you have an axe to grind against the "scientific establishment" and because of it, you are incapable of being impartial about your own pet theory or your presumed opponents. And that's before we even get into the questionable credentials of the people supporting your theory.
    This is completely absurd. You're not objectively analyzing the basis for mainstream astrophysical assumptions and speculations. This forum can be a very silly place. Of all 220 or 230 critical postings for this thread, 90% are nothing more than mob-mentality ad-hominen attacks about "crackpots", "loonies", "pet theories" ... all of the standard anti-Electric Universe invective. It's apparently not enough for people to focus on the evidence -- which I can deduce from your comments that you've never actually read and never probably will. What you don't understand is that your rant does not convince anybody of anything. If you want to convince people that Electric Universe Theory is incorrect, then you should first read it. And then respond to it. Otherwise, you're just part of the background noise in the debate.
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  95. Re:belief in bullshit by pln2bz · · Score: 1

    You didn't answer any of that guy's legitimate questions. Then, you slandered him and his theory. And then you told him to go away.

    I don't understand what the big deal is. If you disagree with the theory so much, why don't you attack it on the basis of its arguments?

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  96. Re:my position by JetJaguar · · Score: 1

    You're not objectively analyzing the basis for mainstream astrophysical assumptions and speculations.

    In what way? It's easy to accuse me of this, but again, you provide no evidence for this, and in fact, you have no evidence that I'm not being objective, or that I am biased in any way. In fact, my evaluation of these papers has absolutely nothing at all to do with any mainstrean astrophysical assumptions that I may have, and everything to do with your lack of providing any sort of remotely verifiable model that explains and reliably predicts anything. All you are doing is trying to shift the blame of your own failure to come up with the next big scientific theory to your detractors, and that is definitely the usual sort of invective that comes from people that believe in this nonsense.

    So why shouldn't we call you a crack pot? You don't provide good evidence for your position (strike 1). You misrepresent accepted science by attempting to portray legitimate scientists as people who don't know what they are looking at, but you have all the answers (which is not how the scientific process has *ever* worked) (strike 2), and you trot out the canard that the burden of proof is on the skeptics (strike 3).

    For the record I have looked over several of the documents on your website, and not a single one of them presented anything that wasn't patently false, misrepresented evidencial findings in place for many years as some new finding, or made unproven, unverifiable, predictions based on some model that is never presented in any coherent form.

    It is not my job to prove you wrong, it is your job to prove to me that you are right. And you have failed miserably. Feel free to accuse me of not objectively evaluating your writings (that would be a false assumption, but I doubt that will stop you). The fact is, I have looked at the evidence that you claim is in your favor, and it doesn't measure up. Most of the time, I wouldn't even call what you present evidence, but more akin to the ramblings of a mind with delusions of granduer. Therefore, you are a crank.

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  97. Re:belief in bullshit by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    You didn't answer any of that guy's legitimate questions.

    The "theory" is as well-founded as Flat Earth. There are many qualified physicists who posted to that effect. I know enough science to detect the smell of bullshit.

    Then, you slandered him

    Check his posting history. New account, created just for this purpose. He's a troll; trolls provoke arguments about inane subjects just for the hell of it. Look at the whole tone of the submission "this kind of crippling ignorance among professional astrophysicists is astonishing". WTF is that except a deliberate attempt to start a flame war?

  98. You know you want to..... by chaoticzen · · Score: 1

    Go ahead....you know you want to....just blame George Bush and Global Warming to bring validation to this nut job article!

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  99. Re:belief in bullshit by pln2bz · · Score: 1

    The "theory" is as well-founded as Flat Earth. There are many qualified physicists who posted to that effect. I know enough science to detect the smell of bullshit.

    If you know about science, then let me explain to you quickly what is being argued with Electric Universe Theory, and then you can decide for *yourself* rather than having to rely upon qualified physicists.

    All they are saying is that plasma in space should reflect the behavior of plasmas that we see within the laboratory. This is a big deal because space basically *is* a large plasma and we know that plasma in the laboratory is an *electrical* phenomenon. In the lab, gases become plasmas with less than 1% ionization. Once a gas becomes electrical, its motions no longer have anything to do with gravity. The plasmas can continue to conduct electricity even once they've cooled and no longer glow (the dark mode). Mainstream astrophysicists are taught in magnetohydrodynamics that plasmas in space can be modeled as fluids, that plasmas can *instantaneously* neutralize any charge imbalances, and that plasmas contain frozen-in-place magnetic fields. These modeling concepts have very limited applicability in the laboratory, and yet we base our understanding of nearly all space plasmas on them. You should *expect* that astrophysicists would defend principles that they were taught in school, but you should not interpret this vigorous defense to constitute proof that everybody else is wrong. Even astrophysicists can be wrong. Nobody is impervious to that and history tells us as much. In fact, if you pay attention to the wording of NASA press releases, you will notice that they are frequently admitting that their models are wrong and must be changed on a regular basis to accommodate new observations.

    But that's really just the beginning. We see numerous observations with our own Sun and elsewhere in space that are disconfirming to traditional models and yet tend to confirm the Electric Universe materials. The fact that spiral galaxies tend to rotate as a fixed plate actually *supports* the EU notion that electricity is keeping it together because we can do plasma simulations and experiments that look exactly like spiral galaxies. Arguing that it instead supports the existence of some dark matter and that this dark matter (which has never been directly observed after 20 years of trying) constitutes a massive proportion of our universe's matter is inherently non-testable (bad science). How can it ever be completely disproven? We should not be so quick to infer the existence of invisible particles and forces when their characteristics appear to nicely correlate with the behavior of particles and forces that we can demonstrate within a laboratory. Dark matter, for instance, is supposedly matter that gravitationally repels. But plasmas, unlike gravitational forces that we currently know of, can inherently induce repulsion too. Attempts to study dark matter in the universe have revealed that it is oftentimes filamentary in nature. We know from the laboratory that plasmas are also inherently filamentary (and like I said can still exert forces while not glowing).

    In fact, to argue that plasma-based cosmologies are like flat earth nonsense is a slander of sorts because the universe consists almost entirely of matter within the plasma state. From the ionosphere as your starting point, you will only find matter in the non-plasma state on the other rocky planets and asteroids. It should come as no surprise that we don't fully recognize the importance of plasmas because they are relatively rare in our immediate surroundings.

    When it comes to Electric Universe, Slashdot is a circus. By drawing conclusions based upon the behavior of others rather than formulating their own opinions based upon the evidence, the large majority of people on Slashdot create a monkey-like atmosphere where everybody looks to everybody else to figure out what they should believe. Slashdot is no holy grail of objectivity,

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  100. Re:insane theroies 1 - regular theories 1 billion! by kickedfortrolling · · Score: 1

    Meh.. im never going to agree.

    why is it anyone who believes in global warming is 'insightful' but people who dont are trolls?

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  101. Re:belief in bullshit by cbreeze34 · · Score: 1

    wow, an EU proponent on slashdot... now i've seen everything. i must say, i admire your bravery. i imagine you're probably about as popular as an ID supporter around here. i myself am both -- i find there are a lot of interesting connections -- but of course i won't try to promote either idea here; that's suicide. couldn't find any contact info for you, but feel free to shoot me an e-mail (you'll have to reply to the spam filter) if you wish to further discuss your ideas.

    here's to open-mindedness.

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  102. Re:belief in bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I see a couple errors in this posting, but will restrict myself to the two big ones involving cosmology rather than those involving stellar physics or localized/nebular charge-gravity interactions.

    Dark matter, for instance, is supposedly matter that gravitationally repels

    No, "dark matter" is a somewhat silly attention-grabbing term for unseen (but not unobserved) mass.

    In GR, this "dark" (as in invisible) mass deforms spacetime locally, causing distant viewers to observe visible masses to be attracted towards a (multi-body) barycentre.

    That is, we can observe that the mass is there, we just cannot see any matter associated with it, either through direct or stimulated radiation emission, or through radiation occlusion that leaves transmission spectral lines (total absorption or reflection being a really degenerate case of spectral lines :-) ).

    You are confusing dark matter with whatever the opposite of dark energy is. Dark energy retards the metric expansion of spacetime, which in turn affects all space (in models with dark matter) or all space not already in gravitational wells (in models without dark matter). The metric expansion of space occurs on its own; there is no real hypothesis for why it happens, only strong observational evidence that it happens uniformly at the largest scales, and is a metric expansion rather than a recession from a particular point or event.

    There are no-dark-matter solutions to the universe that appear to be consistent with GR, just as there are dark-matter ones -- Einstein started this himself more or less by exploring both a dark-matter universe (his initial development of the Cosmological Constant needed a mass offset to avoid runaway expansion and to avoid galaxies blowing apart) and later a no-dark-matter universe (after Hubble discovered the redshift Flow, on the assumption that there would be a "big rip" after all).

    There are a variety of other no-dark-matter options having to do with the behaviour of gravitation in non-symmetrical ways, namely that it is stronger in the spacetime surrounding large aggregate structures (galaxies) than near small self-gravitating structures (stars, planets) in isolation, even when those isolated systems are embedded in aggregate structures.

    These have been weakened by increasing evidence that (a) the universe's topology is very nearly flat rather than open, and so will only approach "big rip" asymptotically and (b) expansion is non-uniform at large timescales, and currently appears to be accelerating slightly.

    Most of the no-dark-matter proposals past and present have to do with non-symmetric tensors, with the early proposals having EM as the antisymmetric component (all non-symmetric tensors have a symmetric and antisymmetric part). No solution was found involving EM and gravitation, however a number of still-alive proposals use a different force for the antisymmetric part. Most of these in turn (like Moffat or Bekenstein) have been shown to degenerate into special cases of dark matter at large scale. Those that have not yet done so can reasonably be expected to have similar scale divergences.

    Others have to do with nonlinearities in F = ma in weak fields. MOND in particular is premised on a divergence when the acceleration component is very small, and is based on poor testing of the relationship at that scale. At How can it ever be completely disproven?

    If we observe a clear gravitationally lensing shock front of a post-collision galaxy that has the same centre of mass as the visible material in that galaxy, then the CDM in Lambda-CDM cannot be an accurate model. (It would also kill off several other non-baryonic dark matter proposals).

    Likewise, if high energy physics here on earth precludes viable flavours of candidate dark matter (stable WIMPs in particular), LCDM is put into jeapordy. Gravitational lens data does not currently favour MACHOs. (Incidentally, if NICMOS and other data did provid

  103. Re:belief in bullshit by pln2bz · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I screwed up there with what you quoted. That's what I get for posting around 25 postings in one day.

    Inherent in your analysis is the assumption that the anomalies we are seeing that we call dark matter are the result of unknown forces or particles rather than yet-unknown (or rather, unaccepted) errors in how we are modeling the matter that makes up space. I get a lot of responses styled like yours here on Slashdot. There tends to be very little discussion that specifically relates to plasmas, and yet we know that space more or less *is* a large plasma. Any slight error in how you model plasmas in space will generate very large error terms. I'm most curious why it is that astrophysicists feel that they can model plasmas in space as fluids under such a wide range of circumstances when laboratory plasma physicists cannot do the same? I've been told that in the lab, the behavior of plasmas is determined almost entirely by the electrical currents that flow through them and that gases become plasmas with less than 1% ionization. We are told by astrophysicists that plasmas will *instantaneously* neutralize themselves in space and that plasmas in space have frozen-in-place magnetic fields. These concepts might be useful for doing math problems, but in the process of making the math easier, have we basically reduced our ability to accurately model the physical phenomenon? These are the questions at the heart of the validity of EU Theory. If you have any challenges on these concepts, I can pass them on to the EU Theorists directly and we can see what they say. It's the lack of a response to these legitimate questions that leads a lot of people to believe in EU Theory. If the mainstream astrophysicists want to nip this in the bud (because the movement is currently expanding), they'd be wise to enter into the EU fray a little bit more than they currently do.

    As an outsider looking in, it appears to me that astrophysicists have been too quick to draw conclusions. Speculations that supernovae, for instance, represent "standard candles" formulates the basis of vast amounts of what we think we know about cosmology, and yet, we still identify unexpected supernovae remnant morphologies and problems with the standard solar model on an almost monthly basis (oxygen ratios, etc). My understanding is that there is still no general acceptance on the precise mechanism that makes stars explode. How then can you say with any confidence that you are seeing "standard candles"? When the solar oxygen crisis was divulged last week, hardly anybody on the Slashdot forum recognized that those ratios are crucial for the entire field of helioseismology because gas concentrations allows us to know how the Sun should ring. Helioseismology isn't even a form of seismology. In traditional geo-seismology, *we* are the ones that are pounding on the ground. We are providing the input to the system, and so we know what the results mean. But in helioseismology, we are just interpreting the vibrations that we observe -- for which we have no part in the input. The fact that it is even called seismology is somewhat of a problem. Astrophysicists like to portray their science as a standard science, and they have done a great job of making the public forget that it is instead still an interpretive science.

    We see this happen all the time these days: earlier speculations and assumptions in astrophysics will be demonstrated to be incorrect, and entire fields that depend upon those speculations and assumptions will then be thrown into chaos. But the public continues to be told that there is no problem whatsoever -- that the standard models are just fine. Well, no, at some point in time, the standard models are no longer just fine.

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  104. Re:belief in bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Well, from a GR cosmologist's perspective, plasmas are no more interesting than any other visible baryonic matter. They have mass, they collide, they interact with photons (absorption, re-emission, transmission and blackbody emission), they interact strongly too. The presence of a charge would be interesting studying them from a local perspective in terms of emissivity and other optical effects, but it would have little bearing on the overall mass of the plasma cloud. At Mpc ranges, all such masses -- even HUGE ones the size of galaxies -- behave effectively as points. So do any photon sources (we get effective collimation, for example). So would any other net charge or charge flow.

    The Lambda-CDM model is a stab at why visible matter moves the way it does at Mpc scales, notably the metric expansion of space (everything redshifts away from us in a more or less uniform manner at that scale and larger, and large scale structures also move away from each other within the same redshift) while retaining smaller scale structures with obvious barycentres (some galactic clusters, galaxies, and so on). There is no particular reason to accept or reject quasineutrality of all elements within the smaller scale structures, but there is also no evidence of large scale charge flow at the scale of gravitational attraction (we would expect to see optical results).

    However, the presence or absence now of sizable clumps of plasma (there are lots of ionized gas clouds, there are lots of natural gas masers) doesn't really influence the ratio of vacuum energy to baryonic matter to non-baryonic matter in LCDM at cosmological scales.

    That's why the "quasi-" is in front of quasineutral. The plasmas people study at a distance can be treated mathematically as if they are statically neutral, even though they almost certainly are not, since evidence of electrical effects doesn't appear at larger scales.

    You keep returning to star models. Those really aren't interesting to me. Redshift is a more useful tool at extragalactic distances than distance-period luminosity and there are more reliable emission spectra available in most mid field and deeper observations than any stars including Cepheid variables (notably molecular gas masers), and luminosity decays (Ia supernovae). Those were useful before the Hubble Flow was well established, and other evidence is better support at DF/UDF ranges (K-band radio galaxies, ~ 0.7<z<0.9). There are several tests of this involving trigonometry and inverse square law that are regularly applied, and so far there has been no surprise excursion from the Hubble diagram cutoff.

    The problems you are focused on are much nearer range -- noncosmological astronomy -- and are problematic because the redshift is too small to be useful at near ranges, while the objects in question are at ranges too large for accurate parallax measurments with 1 AU baselines. One obvious solution is much larger baselines, which is being worked on. Another is finer angular and temperature measurements in various orbital instruments and faster exposures for shock-edge studies of gravitational lenses (which, using Jupiter, ties in with the longer effective baseline approach).

    Well, no, at some point in time, the standard models are no longer just fine.


    Ok, but this hasn't produced a human-relevant social crisis in hundreds of years, and certainly not since the 20th century. I think there are much more pressing problems to worry about in much closer-range branches of science. Things at large range are not going to be influenced by us any time soon, and don't really care if we understand or misunderstand them, right (too late, most of the objects at large redshift range are gone now anyway :-) )?
  105. Uhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because stars weigh so fucking much?

  106. Re:my position by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is your third reference to "astronogers".