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  1. We are cool brother.. on When Smart Developers Generate Crappy Code · · Score: 1

    : )

  2. You say tomatto... on When Smart Developers Generate Crappy Code · · Score: 1

    C'mon sing it with me...

  3. Spoken like a true A-Hole on When Smart Developers Generate Crappy Code · · Score: 1

    I pity you. I know you're type, you hurt people with your grand idea of logic and sniff your nose at anything you deem unworthy of you. Your type would completely destroy a new dev's dreams (IE the reason's why they love this shit). A new dev needs you're type like he/she needs a third elbow.

  4. sounds more like a poor hire? on When Smart Developers Generate Crappy Code · · Score: 1

    Age should never come into it, if a you guy/gal has a better way of doing things then lets go. Sounds more like CEO prince charming syndrome.

  5. I think we should have a beer together sometime... on When Smart Developers Generate Crappy Code · · Score: 1

    As ridley scott said: "all sins are forgiven (no matter the anguish) when you succeed. When you fail, you fail hard."

  6. Form your own company then... on When Smart Developers Generate Crappy Code · · Score: 1

    if you think everyone is beneath your "super" grey matter....I dont want to work with you, thats for sure. Not if your going to expect everyone else around you to use the force when you write your brilliant masterpiece.

  7. Re:maybe they just don't care about this project on When Smart Developers Generate Crappy Code · · Score: 1

    I agree, but that's under optimal situations, life is not always optimal. Doing things "right" is not always the best solution, as horrible as that sounds.

  8. EGO, more than communication. on When Smart Developers Generate Crappy Code · · Score: 2

    EGO, EGO, EGO. Every time I have seen this, at its heart, its ego. The just plain stupid notion that: "im the smartest person in the room, I dont need to confer with anyone cause im so good". I would rather work with 6 humble jr. dev's then 6 senior meglomaniacs any day of the week and twice on sunday. Sure the code quality is also going to be suspect but at least, if say a rewrite of a module is needed, people are willing to just do it rather than bitch about why its the other modules part because there work is just that good.

  9. Its funny they mention "lube"... on Steve Forbes: Bitcoin Not Money · · Score: 1

    because thats exactly what most bitcoin "get rich quick" people are going to need in time, maybe they can purchase some on silkroad

  10. Evidence of what dirtbag? on US To Deploy Ballistic Missile Interceptors In Response To North Korean Threats · · Score: 1

    That people think and are human? F = U

  11. For you if you where 16 on US To Deploy Ballistic Missile Interceptors In Response To North Korean Threats · · Score: 1

    For me it was yet another bs war.

  12. Did you believe? I didn't. Most rational people I met didn't. The media spat it out, but I have yet to meet a person that believed that 100%....even the stanchest bushies.

  13. Your assuming a complete blackout of on US To Deploy Ballistic Missile Interceptors In Response To North Korean Threats · · Score: 1

    all communication including word of mouth. I really find that hard to believe. But I dont live there, so what the hell do I know. I would like to think that should their government vanish over night, most of the people there would be celebrating. Just because they are fed propaganda there entire life does not mean the entire population is batshit crazy. That's really all im saying.

  14. Princes Bride Quote: on US To Deploy Ballistic Missile Interceptors In Response To North Korean Threats · · Score: 2

    "You've committed one of the classic blunders, only the most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia. Slightly less well known is that you should never go in against a Scicilian when Death is on the line! Ha! Ha! Ha! (Plop)"

  15. So they are saying on Why Trolls Win With Toxic Comments · · Score: 1

    10% of people have an opinion, and the rest are lazy and just pick one of those rather then think about there own stance....sounds about right.

  16. Not trying to argue but... on US To Deploy Ballistic Missile Interceptors In Response To North Korean Threats · · Score: 1

    You'r essentially saying the people there are to dumb to know they are being lied to. Which I doubt.

  17. I hate the word "they" in blanket statements. on US To Deploy Ballistic Missile Interceptors In Response To North Korean Threats · · Score: 1

    "they" are probably starving, living in rotten conditions and scared. Its the brainwashed "minority" and leader that is the problem. I'm so sick of everyone lumping everyone into one fucking pile based media coverage. Not trying to troll, but this us vs them, my tribe their tribe bullshit needs to go. ,/done ranting, sorry.

  18. Re:Maybe useful for other things, but... on ATLAS Meteor Tracking System Gets $5M NASA Funding · · Score: 1

    You do realize that a 48-24 hour window is better then nothing (even for a multiple hiroshima level blast, you could have enough time to get out of the way via land vehicle...assuming your making some good miles). Also, information gathered is cumulative. It might be a near miss that may very well turn into a strike within the next few year(s)....how did this short sighted argument ever get modded insightful...

  19. You can thank "Pulp Fiction" for coining it. on The Book of GIMP · · Score: 1

    "Bring out the gimp"

  20. Even Shakespeare said it: "whats in a name?" on The Book of GIMP · · Score: 1

    Seriously though, the name has always gotten chuckles and odd looks to the non geek when mentioned. I remember once mentioning "shebang" whilst describing something to a coworker. Just as I mentioned it a women non-geek coworker passed by and gave me a look like "you perv". I have no idea who comes up with these names, but I say keep them coming. : p

  21. Re:Best line of the article on Online Narcotics Store 'Silk Road' Is Showing Cracks · · Score: 1

    LOL. Noo, dont send her back...we have plenty like her as it is. Back beast, back I say. Raises Cross.

  22. lol it did it again. left arrow equals right arrow on Why JavaScript Is the New Perl · · Score: 0

    Wow.

  23. The symbols where stripped out on posting. on Why JavaScript Is the New Perl · · Score: 2, Informative

    This was ripped straight from John Klassa / Raleigh Perl Mongers / Sorting in perl.

  24. Really? Ok lets do some transforming... on Why JavaScript Is the New Perl · · Score: 1

    Perl:
    @sorted_array =
                  map { $_->[0] } # extract original list elements
                  sort { $a->[1] $b->[1] } # sort list by keys
                  map { [$_, -M $_] } # pair up list elements with keys
                  @files_array;

    Ruby:
    new_list = old_list.sort_by {|file| file.mtime }

    Yep, PERL certainly looks more readable.

  25. Coming from a PERL guy on Why JavaScript Is the New Perl · · Score: 2, Informative

    Scenario, im new to perl. Would you consider this simple sort of subroutines human readable?:

    @s = sort mycriteria @a;
                  sub mycriteria {
                      my($aa) = $a =~ /(\d+)/;
                      my($bb) = $b =~ /(\d+)/;
                      sin($aa) sin($bb) ||
                      $aa*$aa $bb*$bb;
                  }

    I agree, that correct oop practices and not abusing special chars helps (the latter has always been rampant at every shop I ever worked at, as you said programmers are lazy), but make no mistake, the above is not readable to a beginner.