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  1. Dont forget the seat belts, airbags and restraints on NASA Seeks Geniuses and Visionaries · · Score: 1

    Whatever the means of interstellar travel, make sure there are seat belts. Those cuts and abraisions Kirk was subject to on the star-ship Enterprise would have been avoided with a simple seatbelt.
    'Brace for imapct' - [click]

  2. Re:You stole my idea on NASA Seeks Geniuses and Visionaries · · Score: 1

    Space Cadet: "I've got three arms, and am supposed to be the comms guy; I really just want to play the gutiar. Plus i'm really good at X box".
     
      Reminds me of those poor little russian kids that are 'born to be gymnasts' - no choice.

  3. where is my crowbar on Radiation Robot Makes Troops Safer · · Score: 3, Funny

    All you need is a HEV suit and a Crowbar. Everyone knows that!

  4. Re:awesome on Google To Purchase Stake In AOL For $1 Billion · · Score: 1

    Google certainly poisoned themselves by 5% today. Although..... I see that google probably need access to the infastructure that gay-ol have. It's no secret that google have been buying all the dark pipes (unused fibre) around the States. Plus they've just hired experts in voice recognition. They also have some practice with google talk (are they listening?). They have google mobile that provides search with a text..... they are building up to being able to phone google and talk to 'it'. ask it a question, it'll answer it. no typing. just ask. 'it' will answer. they have the infrastructure, they have the means. they have the buisinness model. Organize the worlds information.... google will pass the Turing test. it is the information.

  5. Re:ANWR oil is a stop-gap measure at best... on Journey Towards The Center of the Earth · · Score: 1

    That is what they want you to believe.. .... There is no mantle, its all oil. Oil. the whole world is filled with Oil. Billions and Trillians of gallons. Like a massive M&M but oil.

  6. Re:Simple. on Where Do All of the Old Programmers Go? · · Score: 1

    nice, nice.

    mind you, some old coders are saying.... "er, excuse me, i believe you have my staper"

  7. Re:mnb Re:Um, any other ideas, Mr. Cynical? on Manufacturer Picked For $100 Laptop · · Score: 1

    OK, here it is... Recipe for plowing a field: Step one, get a plow - Check Step two, plow the field - check Step three, spread seeds - check Step four, water - oh, crap. No water. No well. Oh well, i do have this great laptop and lots of free p0rn.

  8. Re:I am going to be rich! on EU Approves Data Retention · · Score: 1

    I like Solution 4.... "its there....go get it", and quite possibly realised the largest storage device ever.