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Google To Purchase Stake In AOL For $1 Billion

Lord Haha writes "It appears that Google may be on the verge of purchasing a 5% stake in AOL." From the article: "A tie-up with Google would make sense. Time Warner has been losing out online to rivals like Microsoft and Yahoo. For its part, Google may be interested in getting access to AOL's e-mail and instant messaging service. It would strengthen Google's hand against rivals Yahoo and Microsoft, who have well-established webmail and instant messaging services. Google is a relative newcomer to this area with Gmail and Googletalk." More commentary on News.com. Big change from just a few days ago.

222 comments

  1. Has to be said by gbulmash · · Score: 4, Funny
    The obvious post Google/AOL merger company name...

    GoooooooooAOL!!!!

    - Greg

    1. Re:Has to be said by Bogtha · · Score: 2, Funny

      I expect GAOL to do rather badly out of this. After all, their computers will keep locking up.

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    2. Re:Has to be said by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      No, no, 'Gaol' is where you go if you use GooglAOL to pirate music.

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    3. Re:Has to be said by minister+of+funk · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, wouldn't it be "GAY O L" ?

    4. Re:Has to be said by Jamil+Karim · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well... I for one welcome our GoooooooooAOL overlords.

    5. Re:Has to be said by TheAardvarkSong · · Score: 2, Funny
      Actually, wouldn't it be "GAY O L" ?
      Isn't it already called that?
    6. Re:Has to be said by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      No, it should have been GooooooooogAOL

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  2. awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    As an AOL member, I must be pretty cool now.

    1. Re:awesome by Kelson · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah, you're only 5% cooler than yesterday.

    2. Re:awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      But 5% of zero cool is still zero cool.

      Please let Google buy AOL out and close them down. Less mess on the Net for the rest of us. And hopefully less stupid AOL commercials on TV. I always feel ready to kill someone after I see one (Welcome to the real Internet, my a**. Pardon my French)

    3. Re:awesome by FinestLittleSpace · · Score: 1

      me too!

    4. Re:awesome by Narcissus · · Score: 1

      Man, I've always had problems with French...

      It's so hard to pronounce those asterisks without sounding like a foreigner!

    5. Re:awesome by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

      So, as a google user am I 5% less cool today?

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    6. Re:awesome by badmammajamma · · Score: 1

      No, but Google has now managed to instantly destroy all the cool they've built up. I admit to being a Google fan but I now look forward to watching their inevitable destruction.

      I guess I'll have to cheer for yahoo! now.

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    7. Re:awesome by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      Google certainly poisoned themselves by 5% today. Although..... I see that google probably need access to the infastructure that gay-ol have. It's no secret that google have been buying all the dark pipes (unused fibre) around the States. Plus they've just hired experts in voice recognition. They also have some practice with google talk (are they listening?). They have google mobile that provides search with a text..... they are building up to being able to phone google and talk to 'it'. ask it a question, it'll answer it. no typing. just ask. 'it' will answer. they have the infrastructure, they have the means. they have the buisinness model. Organize the worlds information.... google will pass the Turing test. it is the information.

    8. Re:awesome by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      As an AOL member, I must be pretty cool now.

      Hell no. Anyway, if they start indexing all AOL e-mail, I hope they get a class action suit.

  3. cd mailer by Romancer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Try Google for 30 days with unlimited searches!

    (your firstborn will be named AOL234 if you do not cancel)

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    1. Re:cd mailer by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

      Yikes! Is the end of "don't be evil?"

    2. Re:cd mailer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I was just talking about how interesting this kind of thing could be.

      Think on this: Google wants to move applications to the web (and off of the computer). What better way to do this then to produce a small LiveCD Linux/BSD/whatever distro, toss in internet access of some sort (like, for example, AOL), and distribute them like AOL? It could give near-universal access to software, and it is (easily) within Google's grasp.

    3. Re:cd mailer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That ended when Google thru a temper tantrum after CNet used Google to search for information on Google executives. Their support of China's censorship is also rather evil.

  4. This is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I Love AOL, and now that they are partnered with Google, then Google will be just as powerful as AOL!

  5. New instant messenger? by op12 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't wait for Google + AIM = GAIM :)

    1. Re:New instant messenger? by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      Did you hear the *woosh* as that went over your head?

    2. Re:New instant messenger? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      *uses his Goggle-Branded AOL binoculars to watch the joke sail far over rufus' head*

    3. Re:New instant messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Whoosh* Looks like that went right over your head.

    4. Re:New instant messenger? by mccalli · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I like the pun, but I'm going to take the idea seriously for a moment.

      Google do a Jabber-based service. AOL of course do AIM. Do you think they'd consider merging the two networks? Because a Jabber-based AIM would be a major boost for the protocol. They're adding voice to it, perhaps video next?

      Of course I'm getting ahead of myself, 5% is just that - 5%. But still, it's worth a thought. And yes, I'm biased. I'm an iChat user which supports Jabber, and it would be useful to have the Jabber protocol grow in functionality and see the Jabber gateways to other networks start acting as a universal switching point.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    5. Re:New instant messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *whooooooooooosh*

      the sound of something going way over your head

    6. Re:New instant messenger? by 6OOOOO · · Score: 1

      It's not just a pun, really. The creator and lead developer of Gaim was hired by Google a little while back.

    7. Re:New instant messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      woooosh! something just went over your head and i made a dumb joke!!!

    8. Re:New instant messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ***Wh000000000000sh***

      Right over your stupid head.

    9. Re:New instant messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WOOSH! your head the joke flies over!! omg!!! LOL

    10. Re:New instant messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We already have that.
      http://gaim.sourceforge.net/

      It's not even Google or AOL related. :)

    11. Re:New instant messenger? by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      So what is Google Talk about then?

    12. Re:New instant messenger? by kadathseeker · · Score: 1

      There already is a program with the same name. I use it, and it is the default in many Linuxes http://gaim.sourceforge.net/

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    13. Re:New instant messenger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's the sound of the joke going over your head:

      Whoosh.

    14. Re:New instant messenger? by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

      I'd say a large part of why they bought the 5% was to ensure that they could get some cooperation with AOL to get their IM clients to be able to talk to each other (Without AOL's resistance)

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    15. Re:New instant messenger? by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1

      AIM already does video and voice chat, and has for a long time. They also have the majority of market share. What would they get out of switching to a jabber based network? And googles not exactly a good jabber citizien; They disallow server to server messages, which is the only thing that makes jabber 'open'. Just open docs on a protocol means nothing, MSN's protocol was IETF certified, aim had TOC open, etc. (I realise there is plenty of caviets involved, but so far third party clients seem to be doing fine with them.), but allowing server to server messaging actually aleviates a lot of the biggest problems with IM, and googles complete disallowel of it makes the fact that its jabber based pretty meaningless.

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    16. Re:New instant messenger? by tommers · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What is interesting is that if AIM opens their network to Google, Google would most likely pressure them into going through the open protocol. If they did that, it would mean that Yahoo and MSN could join it as well. Since Google has the most invested interest in getting all the networks open, since they have by far the smallest user base, it would significantly benefit them to get access to AOL's network, even if it meant Yahoo and MSN could go along for the ride (which Google has encouraged anyway). This could be a big win for everyone and might result in the IM wars being fought entirely in terms of features and experience, not network lockin.

      But maybe for all these reasons, AOL will be unwilling to open themselves up, or they might be able to persuade Google to make Google Talk work with AOL's network in a closed manner.

      We'll see.

    17. Re:New instant messenger? by Busy · · Score: 1

      Didn't you see what happened to rufus? ;)

      Seriously though, Gaim is the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline. I read something the other day about one of the creators being hired as part of the Google Talk team, he mentioned Gaim is going to be working with Talk soon, I'd guess when Gaim 2.0 is done.

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  6. Bad Idea For Google by pdevor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People will say it's a good idea so Google can hold onto AOL's subscriber base, but realistically if AOL aligned with microsoft, people would just leave AOL's sinking ship even faster than they already are.

    Bottom line: Google can find a better way to spend that money.

    1. Re:Bad Idea For Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen.

    2. Re:Bad Idea For Google by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      I agree, bad idea for google. and 1B? I find it hard to believe.

  7. Google to purchase my '77 El Camino for $1.2B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... in stock and convertible bonds.

    Geez, these daily "Google to purchase XYZ" stories are getting long in the tooth...

    1. Re:Google to purchase my '77 El Camino for $1.2B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      '69 El Caminos are more stylish than the '77 model. So I reckon I could fetch $2.3B for mine...nice!

  8. With a budget of $1bn... by Andy_R · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Couldn't Google simply start it's own ISP and grow it to at least 5% the size of AOL? That would give it all the leverage (or more because they can't be outvoted by the other 95%) with none of the nasty associations.

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    1. Re:With a budget of $1bn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Userbase, dipshit.

    2. Re:With a budget of $1bn... by Seumas · · Score: 2, Funny

      Very good point. Where else are you going to get an already existing userbase of dipshits without buying into AOL?

    3. Re:With a budget of $1bn... by FatRatBastard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Google aren't buying an ISP, they're buying a relationship. Go take a look at Google's financial statements. AOL accounts for a HUGE chunk of Google revenue. This is exactly why Google, Yahoo and Microsoft have been clamoring to throw money Time Warner's way: whoever got the deal would almost certainly get AOL's paid search / advertisement business. Google and Yahoo want it for the revenue stream; MS less so for the money itself, more for cutting off the revenue supply of competitors (i.e. Google).

      Anything else Google gets from AOL in this deal is just icing on the cake.

    4. Re:With a budget of $1bn... by generic-man · · Score: 1

      (Score: -1, Does not blindly fantasize about Google becoming the benevolent dictator of the Web 2.0 world)

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    5. Re:With a budget of $1bn... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      If Google has a wholly owned subsidiary ISP, look out for anti-competitive practice lawsuits. They are buying AOL stock for a different reason, as plenty of people have mentioned, and as minority shareholders they are a little safer.

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    6. Re:With a budget of $1bn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the same people who click on ads and actually buy those same products from the advertisers of said ad are usually the same as those people who use aol who don't really do in depth searches for what they want, they take the first thing they find.

    7. Re:With a budget of $1bn... by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      Where else are you going to get an already existing userbase of dipshits without buying into AOL? How about right here? *flame on!*

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    8. Re:With a budget of $1bn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Google aren't buying an ISP

      Ok, I see this all the time on the 'net, and I'm curious why a corporate entity is treated as plural. Google aren't, or Google isn't? Are there multiple Googles? Microsoft are, or Microsoft is? Oracle have, or Oracle has?

      I'd say it's a UK thing, but I see it so often. Explanation anyone?

    9. Re:With a budget of $1bn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google has a userbase, Cocksmoker.

    10. Re:With a budget of $1bn... by koreaman · · Score: 1

      AFAIK:

      A corporation is made up of more than one person. In the United Kingdom's variety of English, it's treated that way grammatically.

    11. Re:With a budget of $1bn... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Because Google is an organisation comprising of multiple people, "they" as in the people making the decisions.

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  9. How to get around "Don't be evil" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is this how they get around their "Don't be evil" (phoney) mantra? By buying and outsourcing all the evil to a company that's very good at being evil?

    1. Re:How to get around "Don't be evil" ? by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Outsourcing all the evil? Isn't that usually called "rendition?"

    2. Re:How to get around "Don't be evil" ? by tommers · · Score: 1

      I'd be interested in hearing some examples of why AOL is evil as opposed to crappy.

      I guess one thing that comes to mind is how they try to make it difficult for people to cancel.

      I'm just not as familiar with AOL as I am with MS/Yahoo/Google.

    3. Re:How to get around "Don't be evil" ? by hzs202 · · Score: 1

      I'd be interested in hearing some examples of why AOL is evil as opposed to crappy. I guess one thing that comes to mind is how they try to make it difficult for people to cancel.

      Well one fine example is that although their advertisements look non-discriminative and innocent, they're real interest is preying on the elderly and technically slow-witted.

    4. Re:How to get around "Don't be evil" ? by IANAAC · · Score: 1
      I'd be interested in hearing some examples of why AOL is evil as opposed to crappy.

      Have you ever tried to cancel from them? Their tactics 1) keep you from jumping ship and 2) continuing to charge your credit card are pretty evil.

    5. Re:How to get around "Don't be evil" ? by vertinox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      By buying and outsourcing all the evil to a company that's very good at being evil?

      I'd hardly call purchasing 5% of a companies shares "buying a company" to outsource to. I think its more of a technique to make AOL not be evil during the share holder meetings.

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    6. Re:How to get around "Don't be evil" ? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Define "preying".

      AOL does not eat old people.

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    7. Re:How to get around "Don't be evil" ? by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Is this how they get around their "Don't be evil" (phoney) mantra? By buying and outsourcing all the evil to a company that's very good at being evil?"

      Yeah, because AOL is SOOOOO evil. They were so evil that they bankrolled TiVo when it was starting out. So evil that even after Netscape became a non-entity, they ponied up money to spin Mozilla off as a non-profit so that development could still happen without pesky TimeWarner shareholders demanding it be closed down. So evil that they partnered with iTunes so that people could use iTunes through their AOL user name, thereby improving the audience of iTunes. So evil that they aided the antitrust litigation against Microsoft. So evil that they partnered with Apple over iChat. So evil that they provided a great deal of bandwidth for popular podcasts like *This Week in Tech* so that the podcasters didn't have to pay for the bandwidth.

      Yep, that's really evil in my book.

      I really wish Google took over a larger chunk of AOL, myself. Tie MapQuest to GoogleMaps. GoogleTalk to AIM. AOL through a Google sponsored Firefox web browser. DigitalCities and MovieFone directly tied to AdSense. WinAmp spun off as an open source non-profit entity. Not to mention leveraging the AOL brand for commercial wifi.

      Oh, not to mention getting back to that Steve Case goal of smashing Microsoft which the rest of TimeWarner had objections to...

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    8. Re:How to get around "Don't be evil" ? by drseuss9311 · · Score: 1

      Wow, you said it all...

      parent is most underratted comment in this thread (that i've read so far)

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    9. Re:How to get around "Don't be evil" ? by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      I think they were referring more to the poor service that would be overpriced even if it worked, the landfills filled with 500 free hour CDs, and the annoying impression that they've given to an entire generation of their users that AOL is the Internet.

      Bill Gates donates vast sums of money to fight decease in the third world and he's the spawn of Satan, but AOL funds Tivo and they're off the hook?

    10. Re:How to get around "Don't be evil" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish they did, the world would be a better place.

    11. Re:How to get around "Don't be evil" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow... if you dont get the context in which "preying" was used, then you perhaps can join the ranks of the slow witted....damn.

    12. Re:How to get around "Don't be evil" ? by hzs202 · · Score: 1

      Define "preying". AOL does not eat old people.

      Or do they? Those damned Internet-service-providing-cannibals!

      Moofie-woofie,turn that frown upside down and lighten up... it was just a joke!

    13. Re:How to get around "Don't be evil" ? by AussieVamp2 · · Score: 1

      Next week, Google announces new board members, Lex Luthor and Victor Von Doom?

    14. Re:How to get around "Don't be evil" ? by suitepotato · · Score: 1

      AOL failing to simply get a small bootable Linux distro together with an AOLified interface and giving it away on all those CDs which were headed like stealth infectious agents towards Windows machines...

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    15. Re:How to get around "Don't be evil" ? by mrbooze · · Score: 1

      So evil that they single-handedly destroyed Usenet!

  10. Why? by soccerUSA · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Makes no sense to me. Why buy 5% of a sinking dial-up provider?

    1. Re:Why? by charliebear · · Score: 1

      Because the teeny boppers ALL use AIM.

    2. Re:Why? by brontus3927 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Which is a free service paid for by advertisements (the graphic, non-google kind) and is technically compitition to Google's IM service, Google Talk.

      My guess would be more like Google wanting to leverage AOL's user base (they are the largest ISP, IIRC) for something. Of course, Google could also then get it's toolbar integrated into AOL's browser.

    3. Re:Why? by chrisgeleven · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Simple really. Google keeps AOL from Microsoft.

      Google is used by AOL Search right now. Just the amount of traffic and ad revenue from that results in like $400 million per year in Google's coffers and is 10% of their traffic.

      Without AOL, it deals a decent blow to Google, especially if it were Microsoft who takes it.

      I'm sure this deal will result in a tighter integration between Google and AOL services. Perhaps AIM will be opened up for real to any client, especially GTalk. Perhaps Gmail (or at least its interface) will replace AOL Mail.

      Who knows.

      The main thing though is that Google is paying $1 billion, but will easily recoup that due to the $400+ million a year in revenue it gets from AOL to begin with. This deal is all about preventing Microsoft from expanding in the search area.

    4. Re:Why? by biojayc · · Score: 1

      They also do DSL and Cable, not just dialup. But yes, it does suck.

    5. Re:Why? by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 1

      Interesting hypothesis... it's amazing how these companies work. I think most /.ers would agree with me in saying that AOL is on its way out. Their business model is outdated and they seem to be on their way to becoming just another portal (a la HotBot). To think that another corporation would pay them $1 billion for a 5% stake is unimaginable in my mind.

    6. Re:Why? by IANAAC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not to mention the tie-ins to Time Warner's assets.

    7. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not for you or I, it's for the old people that would otherwise have been turned into crackers if not for AOL!

    8. Re:Why? by westlake · · Score: 1
      Makes no sense to me. Why buy 5% of a sinking dial-up provider?

      20 million or so paying subscribers

      Radio@AOL with XM Radio, sitting comfortably at #1 or #2 in the Aribitron ratings. The best free internet radio service around. Great sound, no time-outs, free access through the web, Winamp, or the old Radio@Netscape client.

      AIM

    9. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Owning 5% is owning the whole company if your Google, stupid fanboys don't know any maths.

      You know it is evil to worry about a competitor getting bigger.

  11. Yahoo versus Google Meme by broward · · Score: 1

    Yahoo pulls ahead in second quarter of 2005, possibly because of "buy" strategy versus Google's "build" strategy. So is the purchase of AOL Google's "buy" response?

    http://www.realmeme.com:8080/roller/page/realmeme? entry=google_versus_yahoo

  12. Wait by Trip+Ericson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But doesn't AOL own the rights to the Netscape browser (repackaged Firefox)? If so, what does this do to the rumor about Opera?

    1. Re:Wait by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Nothing -- Opera denied it in the very article /. linked to.

    2. Re:Wait by Trip+Ericson · · Score: 1

      I'm aware, but still, the rumors are still out there. It wouldn't be the first time such rumors were correct (think iPod Video).

    3. Re:Wait by eclectro · · Score: 3, Funny

      If so, what does this do to the rumor about Opera?

      The fat lady hasn't sung yet??

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    4. Re:Wait by damsa · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter, AOL will still use Internet Explorer.

  13. wonder... by settledown · · Score: 0

    Would this put iChat, AIM and GoogleTalk all on the same network? (AOL allows Apple's .mac members to use their .mac name to get onto the AIM network)

    1. Re:wonder... by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

      AIM has it's own protocol and only uses that. GTalk is just a Jabber client, a totally different (better, IMO) protocol. iChat, OTOH, is multiprotocol and can already talk with AIM or GTALK users, and always could.

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    2. Re:wonder... by gellenburg · · Score: 1

      Not quite, slim.

      Jabber support wasn't introduced until 10.4 (Tiger).

    3. Re:wonder... by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

      I meant that iChat has had Jabber support for longer than GTalk has been around, so for all of GTalk's life it has supported Jabber.

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  14. Wait a second.... by Stu+L+Tissimus · · Score: 0

    Why is Google doing this? AOL, to be frank, sucks. Nobody switches to AOL, jsut away from it. Yes, they still have a monopoly on IM in the US, but that's about it.

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  15. What happened to their motto? by kalirion · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Instead of "Do no evil" it will be "Partner up with evil"?

    1. Re:What happened to their motto? by decipher_saint · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about put a stake in evil?

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    2. Re:What happened to their motto? by stud9920 · · Score: 1

      Do no evil, outsource it.

    3. Re:What happened to their motto? by b4k3d+b34nz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, but the partnership is only free for 1400 hours.

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    4. Re:What happened to their motto? by dlippolt · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new search|database|communications|content overlords.

      Seriously, this kind of proliferation (of access to information, content, mindshare) only works if the 'do no evil' mantra is adhered to.

      I'm not sure if the slashdot community is aware of this, but Google has started being referred to as the "Dark Empire" and the "Evil Empire" in many diverse communities within the business community.

      I guess we finally have the real sequence.

      1. Develop profoundly useful search engine, base company on "do no evil"
      2. Only Hire PhD's
      3. Buy/Partner with every Fortune 1000 company
      4. Host every netizens content
      5. Control the Online Marketing channels
      6. Surround the net userbase with usefull tools, finally making good on sun's "the network in the computer"
      7. [LOOP 2-7]
      8. Profit (and world domination)!

    5. Re:What happened to their motto? by Pope · · Score: 1

      I thought Buffy had that trademarked?

      I guess being in different markets helps.

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    6. Re:What happened to their motto? by the+real+darkskye · · Score: 1

      And I thought WB owns the distribution rights to Buffy.

      I think the circle is now complete!

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  16. Suckers by TallMatthew · · Score: 1
    One billion for 5% of AOL? What a bunch of dopes. You know, this is the worst high-dollar corporate decision since ... well .... Time Warner bought AOL. Ask them how that worked out. They might tell you after they get the check.

    Maybe Microsoft led them to this. Monkey Boy strikes again, to the tune of one Billion Google dollars? Nice.

    1. Re:Suckers by redwoodtree · · Score: 1

      Time warner didn't buy AOL, AOL bought time warner, which is why it's called..... taaadaaaa... AOL TimeWarner.

    2. Re:Suckers by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      Actually it was a 55/45 merger and the company has been called only Time Warner for a couple of years now.

    3. Re:Suckers by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "Maybe Microsoft led them to this. Monkey Boy strikes again, to the tune of one Billion Google dollars? Nice."

      Had Microsoft's MSN gotten ahold of the search feature for AOL(.com), it would have cost Google more than $1 billion. First, they would've lost $400 million annually from the deal, not to mention the fact that if Google lost a large number of searches, the rest of its advertising profits would also dramatically decrease and thereby the stock would fall. At the very least, this was a defensive move, and one that I am glad they executed. Don't forget, Microsoft's #2 motive in getting AOL's Search was to also shore up its MSN division (which is also sinking), almost as much of an incentive as hurting Google's pocketbook.

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    4. Re:Suckers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From Google's Sept 30 Quarterly SEC filing:
      "Our agreements with a few of the largest Google Network members account for a significant portion of revenues derived from
      our AdSense program. In addition, advertising and other fees generated from one Google Network member, America Online, Inc.,
      primarily through our AdSense program, accounted for approximately 12% and 10% of our revenues in 2004 and in the nine months ended September 30, 2005, respectively. If our relationship with America Online were terminated, not renewed or renegotiated on
      terms less favorable to us, our business could be adversely affected."

    5. Re:Suckers by TallMatthew · · Score: 1
      So pay $1 billion to keep a $400 million source of annual revenue? Ok, sounds good in theory, but this is AOL.

      AOL has been steadily shedding subscribers for the past few years and there's no reason to expect that won't continue. How many people do you expect will be dialing up in 2009? They've got no last-mile footprint, zero consumer credibility and tons of bad press, their management staff is in disarray, a merger left them the ugly duckling of a sinking conglomerate, Microsoft is now a sworn enemy, Wall Street hates them, steadily decreasing revenues that are sure to create internal problems, infrastructure issues, on and on and on.

      And you want to invest one billion dollars in these guys? Sometimes you have to look beyond the balance sheet and use some common sense. When was the last time Microsoft invested one billion in anything? I guarantee you Bill's having a chuckle at this one.

    6. Re:Suckers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about you take a look at a balence sheet instead of spouting more garbage. Even the sinking ship it is is generating 1 BILLION a year in free cash flow. Sure they are losing members ..but guess what...they still have 20 million or so paying members...and while that will dry up over time there are still a few years and a couple billion in profit to be made first. Sure AOL has made some dumb mistakes, and they have taken forever to attempt the portal strategy and even then its a bit late ..but if you are MS or Google where is the one place that with a single check you can "buy" an audiance the size that AOL still brings to the table. This makes alot of sense for google, my only regret is that Google did not come away with a larger portion of the company ..there are still some assets at AOL worth saving if they only had a proper mgmt team ...like Googles.

    7. Re:Suckers by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "And you want to invest one billion dollars in these guys? Sometimes you have to look beyond the balance sheet and use some common sense. When was the last time Microsoft invested one billion in anything?"

      Cough, Xbox division. Cough.... MSN. Web/MSN TV. Comcast. UltimateTV. Microsoft Foundation software. With such a track record, they should be bankrolling *Rocky 6*...

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  17. The Day the Music Died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Mark this as the first day Google started to become Big Corporate Dumb.

    It has begun.

    1. Re:The Day the Music Died by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Mark this as the first day Google started to become Big Corporate Dumb.

      I thought that was yesterday, on the Google/Opera rumor?

      Now I'm really confused!

  18. Are the free CDs evil? by jarich · · Score: 1

    hmmmmm..... Can Google/AOL both distribute ten bajillion CDs ~and~ do no evil? ;)

    1. Re:Are the free CDs evil? by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Depends on how they're distributed. Mass mailings are pretty evil, because they get sent to people who don't want it and will just toss them in a landfill*. Setting up a "Free CD" kiosk at a computer store isn't so much, since only those who are interested will pick them up.

      *Or find alternative uses for them. I will admit to having used AOL coasters on my coffee table in the past.

    2. Re:Are the free CDs evil? by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "hmmmmm..... Can Google/AOL both distribute ten bajillion CDs ~and~ do no evil? ;)"

      Certainly. As long as they put OpenOffice on those CDs. That would sure put a world of hurt on the street value of Microsoft Office, now wouldn't it?

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  19. Spelling Nazi Alert by doi · · Score: 5, Funny
    Time Warner has been losing out online

    You spelled this word correctly on Slashdot, you insensitive clod!

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    1. Re:Spelling Nazi Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's okay, he used incorrect grammar in "losing out," it should be "losing-out" you insensitive clod

    2. Re:Spelling Nazi Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, "losing out" is correct in this context. When used as a verb, it works just as "setting up" or "putting off." Consider: "A is losing out to B," or "A lost out to B." No hyphen is required.

      A hyphen would be needed if the phrase were used as a noun: "A's losing-out to B was the key event that..."

  20. I wonder... by ace_brickman · · Score: 0

    Google may have to revamp their search engine in order to accept terminology used by its new users...

    L33t search
    "did you mean leet ?"

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  21. Is AOL really worth... by FatRatBastard · · Score: 1

    Is AOL really worth the $20 billion this investment (assuming its true) would value them at? It would value them at about 1/4 the entire value of TWX. Seems kinda high to me. Then again, its not as if I'm an expert at asset valuation...

    1. Re:Is AOL really worth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That's kind of the point of the whole exercise. Carl Icahn wanted to spin AOL off because he thought it wasnt fairly valued inside the TW empire, and that if it was on its own as a company with its revenue/earnings/outlook, it would gain a higher price. This deal with google in effect achieves the same thing, because it puts a concrete value on the stock. The general idea is not that AOL is worth 1/4 of the entire market cap of TW, but that TW stock is currently undervalued, that the whole is currently less than the sum of its parts. Please note that this has nothing to do with AOL being a "good/bad/cool/dorky" company. Its a pure numbers game.

    2. Re:Is AOL really worth... by RazzleFrog · · Score: 2, Informative

      Intangible assets such as subscriber base don't really factor into the value of a company since they are impossible to measure. Just ask Reader's Digest.

    3. Re:Is AOL really worth... by FatRatBastard · · Score: 1

      Great comment (wish I could mod you up from 0-limbo). I forgot that Icahn has been rattling that sabre as of late.

    4. Re:Is AOL really worth... by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "Is AOL really worth the $20 billion this investment (assuming its true) would value them at? It would value them at about 1/4 the entire value of TWX. Seems kinda high to me. Then again, its not as if I'm an expert at asset valuation..."

      AOL ISP. AIM. MapQuest. DigitalCities. MovieFone. Netscape brand. Etc.

      And had AOL been successful as becoming the premiere branded ISP for the cable companies, AOL would still have a high market valuation. Let us not forget that it was the TimeWarner brass who chose not to challenge the Comcast acquisition of AT&T Broadband all the while AOL could not make headways as a broadband ISP option for Comcast customers... Or even within the TimeWarner empire with TimeWarner Cable...

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  22. Not News - Guesswork by VirtualAdept · · Score: 5, Insightful
    So, I took a look at the articles in question. No sources named whatsoever, no comments from company officials, nothing at all to indicate that this is actual news and not just news analysts throwing darts at a wall somewhere and hitting "Google buys AOL". Again, for that matter, since this is something like the third time that news reports of this deal have happened.

    Wake me up when actual news occurs - complete with named sources or a press release, or something to make me think that this is more than just some writers trying to sound like they're insiders.

    1. Re:Not News - Guesswork by CCFreak2K · · Score: 1

      Notice how the article says it's only in line for the purchase. It doesn't say they'll go through with it. It could just be an ugly rumor, which is possible considering the high price.

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    2. Re:Not News - Guesswork by ToddML · · Score: 5, Informative

      Perhaps this NY Times article will satisfy your skepticism. http://nytimes.com/2005/12/16/technology/16cnd-aol .html

    3. Re:Not News - Guesswork by Billosaur · · Score: 1

      Why should we believe the "New York Crimes?" They have a habit of hiring reports who fabricate stories.

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    4. Re:Not News - Guesswork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if it in the NY Times we have to believe it. It's not like reporters from the NY Times ever make up stories ;)

    5. Re:Not News - Guesswork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:Not News - Guesswork by Jekler · · Score: 1

      Was that a joke? A 3-year old press release about Google getting to use adwords on AOL has nothing to do with Google buying 5% stake in the company.

    7. Re:Not News - Guesswork by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on...you might as well cite Wikipedia as a source as cite the New York Times. At least with Wikipedia, the errors can be corrected.

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    8. Re:Not News - Guesswork by VirtualAdept · · Score: 1

      Its definitely a lot better than the articles posted by this article (and indeed, most of the articles over the last six months). Mmm. The tasty crunch of actual journalism.

  23. So finally... by chris_eineke · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    So finally they're completing the Googol... :P

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    1. Re:So finally... by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Actually, in purchasing AOL, they seem to be aiming for the Googhoul.

  24. A stake eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if Bash.org is any indication, most people want to put a stake in AOL... users.

  25. Why? by Fortress · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't get it. Why would Google to do this? Where is the percentage?

    I really don't believe that they're after AOL's email service, as GMail is already the class of the field in webmail and a strong competitor for Yahoo and Hotmail. As for AIM, I thought Google launched their own IM service a while ago and it is likely to grow as well as previous Google projects.

    Is Google after customer data? An entry into the ISP field? I don't get it.

  26. It was bound to happen... by ajdowntown · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ok, this could be a great thing for google. Granted, 5% is not a lot of stock by any means, but it is a start to gaining even a larger user base.

    Think about people who use AOL. They don't tend to be people that use anything else. So, imagine a google branded browser, automatically using google search, being able to check you aol mail in gmail, and talking back and forth over the aim network. And, even above that, AOL still owns some broadband ISPs, so if Google were looking to get into the market, this is how they could do it. While AOL might be a sinking ship, Google is exactly the company that could bring them out of the slump. So, as I see it, a win-win situation for both companies...

  27. Difficult to understand by Sad+Loser · · Score: 1

    It is difficult for us younger people/ geeks to understand why on earth you would want to drop a big one on a service which is only used by a load of incontinent coffin-dodgers who haven't got the mental energy of a goldfish.

    However the grey dollar is important, and my guess is that they are doing this to buy market share. All the business books tell you that this is poor strategy, and it probably is. However most business books do not cover the situation of a desparate competitor who is cash rich, and you want to deny them the only way of building their market share.

    It is not so much that they want this market, it is more that they want to deny it to MS.

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    1. Re:Difficult to understand by FatRatBastard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, I suspect Google are throwing around the cash to keep existing their revenue share from disappearing. AOL accounts for a very large slice of Google's annual revenues. Its less buying *more* market share than it is keeping the revenue steam from disappearing.

    2. Re:Difficult to understand by 084883447 · · Score: 0

      True. I have never seen the value of AOL once broadband became fairly saturated. (I know only one person that still has dialup, and he is on aol) Eventually, AOL will be worthless...but for now, they seem to have a lot of pull in the market. You are correct in saying that the grey dollar is important, but that dollar will only last about 10 years, along with aol.

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    3. Re:Difficult to understand by OnlinePoet · · Score: 0
      It's easy to see why AOL appeals to so many people ... first, an all-in-one interface. Second, teen and child settings for the kids. I might not be a fan of AOhell, but I do understand it's appeal.

      Oh, and the biggest appeal for google to want in on AOhell? Revenue ... non-aol users know how to SHOP AROUND for what they want ... I'd bet the average AOhell user thinks it MUST be a good deal if AOhell is suggesting it to them in a pop-up ad ... AOhell users are willing to pay premium money for a less-than-premium internet ... clearly, they are likely to do the same for other online purchases, inside of AOhell.

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    4. Re:Difficult to understand by ryanov · · Score: 1

      I had AOhell at one point. I don't recall it having child settings, unless you want your children to have teh pr0n.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aohell

    5. Re:Difficult to understand by OnlinePoet · · Score: 0

      AOhell offers teen and child settings, which restrict the kind of access a user can have to the internet. Teen settings block porn and most chat rooms. Child settings block all websites except those you specifically allow, all chat rooms, and all IMs from users not on your approved list.

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  28. Google's 3 step plan by Tinned_Tuna · · Score: 1

    1. Purchase Failing Company (AOL)

    2. ???

    3. Profit


    As you can see, this is a totally blanant plan.

    1. Re:Google's 3 step plan by kesuki · · Score: 1

      AOL isn't a 'failing' company. pandering to the mentially defficient masses is a _very_ profitable business. mainly because there are SO many of them.

    2. Re:Google's 3 step plan by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

      As you can see, this is a totally blanant plan.

      blanant (adj.): 1) Shrouded in secrecy. Clandestine. 2) Being represented by three question marks.
      antonyms: blatant.

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  29. Re:FRIST POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    > Linux is for homosexuals.

    Man, is your gaydar ever off. I use a Mac!

  30. Re:I'm Confused on the whole Good / Evil thing. by protolith · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If Good Takes over evil, Does Evil become Good or is Good turned to Evil.

    Has Google become 5% evil or has AOL become 5% good. Or Does good and evil cancel each other out, is Google now 5% neutral. Is Google now on its way to just is... not good or evil?

    I guess we will have to wait and see if Google becomes Skynet...

  31. why not wait and save? by Surt · · Score: 1

    AOL appears to be circling the drain, why not wait 3 or 4 months and get 20% for the same price?

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    1. Re:why not wait and save? by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      They were competing directly with Microsoft. MS was in the same building during the tense negotiations.

      D

    2. Re:why not wait and save? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Ah, well that would explain it, your link is much better than the submitters, mod parent up!

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  32. favored placement for aol? by slizz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    from a nytimes article on the subject: "Google, which prides itself on the purity of its search results, agreed to give favored placement to content from AOL throughout its site, something it has never done before."

    i dont know if this means that google will be changing search results, but if it does, this is a pretty drastic philosophy change, and something that seems to bode extremely negatively for googles future

    1. Re:favored placement for aol? by daviddennis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good observation, but the article's pretty vague about it. It could be something as simple as AOL soaking up unused ad inventory. For example, i notice that if I search for the lamest keyword in the world, I get "Buy your xxx at eBay!" Maybe we'll get "Discuss xx at AOL!".

      D

    2. Re:favored placement for aol? by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      Agreed. But the evil could be attenuated if: a) Google tells you something like "AOL says this is good ..." or b) puts the content separately and marked-off or c) does not mess with the SEARCH results.

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    3. Re:favored placement for aol? by thenefariousone · · Score: 1

      I don't see Google compromising the integrity of their bread and butter, their search results, for a mere 5% of AOL.

      A 5% gain of AOL wouldn't be worth the 10-15% loss in traffic they'd suffer from no longer being the place to go to search.

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    4. Re:favored placement for aol? by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1

      So much for the self-righteous proclamations of being above "evil".
      Show me somebody that continually claims to not be a racist, and I'll show you a racist.
      Show me somebody that continually claims to be "not evil", ...

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    5. Re:favored placement for aol? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      I think a lot of people (including me) will be watching what happens with this very closely. For Google's own sake, I hope they don't do anything stupid, because their 'do know evil' policy is definitely a lot of what's keeping them afloat now that the Big Boys have Google in their sights.

    6. Re:favored placement for aol? by killjoe · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Show me somebody that continually claims to be "not evil", ..."

      I'll show you George Bush????

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    7. Re:favored placement for aol? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember that anything the press reports right now is likely inaccurate, since none of the three players (Google, Time Warner, and Microsoft) have commented publicly on the deal. It would probably be best to wait until real details are made public before taking up arms over it.

    8. Re:favored placement for aol? by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      It could mean an unlimited, free account of google adwords, in which case, thats not polluting searches, thats just google 'paying' for aol's adwords account

  33. What good business sense is this?? by Cutting_Crew · · Score: 1

    First AOL has lost nearly 6 MILLION customers since 2003, bringing their total subscriber base close to 20 million, down from about 26.5 million in late 2002. Their numbers will exponentially decrease as cable, DSL, VoIP and numerous other broadband technologies both mature and become more stablilized, therefore bringing in more customers. This is inevitable.Dial up is dead. As a side note, these 9.95 dial up NetZero conglomerates are riding the same wing, milking a dying technology to the very end, to get rich quick or get as much profit as they can before they will not be able to sustain a lucrative business with little or no customer base.

    Secondly, why does google want to associate themselves with a company that is has been and is under class action lawsuits for unethical business practices, such as billing people even after they cancelled their subscriptions , double-billing schemes and recent news of their underhandedness at the expense and personal well-being of customers. If you think this is just nonsense go over to the gripe Logs and here to read what people are saying -- some pretty amazing and maybe surprising stories. I am sure there are sub-links to other stories from there.

    Lastly, about AOL's so called "exclusive" content.. what is so exclusive about it? What information does google not have for free out on the web for users that AOL has? Is it worth 5%?? It just seems like AOL is buying old garbage waiting to be thrown out on trash day. The AOL for broadband scheme is a complete and utter joke. First off AOL doesnt offer broadband, they just offer their neat little toy interface to go along with your broadband connection.. and all that for $9.95...and for what?

    Can someone shed some light?

    1. Re:What good business sense is this?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What information does google not have for free out on the web for users that AOL has?

      uhhh, your IP address associated with your real identity?

    2. Re:What good business sense is this?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AOL is by no means a sinking ship. It is actually turning a significant profit and gaining users in Europe, and leading the migration to broadband along the way.

      People forget that AOL is a lot more than America online.

    3. Re:What good business sense is this?? by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "Lastly, about AOL's so called "exclusive" content.. what is so exclusive about it? What information does google not have for free out on the web for users that AOL has? Is it worth 5%?? It just seems like AOL is buying old garbage waiting to be thrown out on trash day. The AOL for broadband scheme is a complete and utter joke. First off AOL doesnt offer broadband, they just offer their neat little toy interface to go along with your broadband connection.. and all that for $9.95...and for what?"

      About as much as what Apple offers .Mac subscribers in the grand scheme of things. Yet people don't really complain about that here on Slashdot...

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    4. Re:What good business sense is this?? by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      First AOL has lost nearly 6 MILLION customers since 2003, bringing their total subscriber base close to 20 million, down from about 26.5 million in late 2002. Their numbers will exponentially decrease as cable...

      Don't you mean logarithmically? :)

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    5. Re:What good business sense is this?? by badbucksfan · · Score: 1

      AOL being part of Time Warner has access to multi media like nobody else. To think for 1 second that AOL is still not one of the biggest and badest compaines around today is just plain ignorant. Dial up may be dead, but AOL has proved to be much more that just a dial up company. They didnt die like all the dial ups. They found a way to keep 20 million people to pay them 22 bucks a month. They did it with methods that may make us scrath our heads, but it worked. And if google doest pay up to the man (aol) now, it will suffer badly when Microsoft walks in. And if you dont like the lilttle "toy" that AOL offers, chances are you have no idea what it is these days. It's not AOL 2.0 anymore. You really think a company like time warner is dumb. Please, you dont make mistakes when you own the likes of CNN, HBO, Warner brothers, Time Publishing, roadrunner, court TV, New Yorks TV 1,The WB, Hanna-barbera cartoons,castle rock entertainment,Sports Illustrated,people,DC comics,TNT and cartoon network !!!!!!!! I kinda forgot like 45 other sub compaines (new line cinema the atlanta braves, amazon.com) But by now you have to get he point. This isnt AOL for your old windows 95 box. This is AOL that has all that at its disposal. Google is very lucky.

  34. Let the chair throwing begin... by SlashAmpersand · · Score: 1

    Mr. Ballmer has google to thank for his new fitness program.

  35. Because the Tickets are cheaper... by realcoolguy425 · · Score: 1

    maybe they plan to integrate with aim. Perhaps they're planning on firing up all that unused fiber and making another broadband service company. Or perhaps they've just decided that "hey instead of burning this huge pile of cash, we'll buy some of AOL instead!" But this purchase probably has something to do with what will happen in the future, some crazy scheme google has cooked up. Instant messaging and dail up provider are about the only 2 things aol does well... so I guess flip a coin, and then don't look at it. That way quantom mechanics will be in your favor ;)

  36. Re:I'm Confused on the whole Good / Evil thing. by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb. -Dark Helmet

  37. Scared yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Customer data - bingo.

      - AOL knows every IP address it ever leased you.
      - Google knows the IP address of every search ever done on Google.

    Scared yet?

  38. Just as long as they don't merge to become... by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

    GAOL, I'm all for it.

    I definitely think that this is specifically targeted towards AIM and, to a lesser degree, AOL Mail. But it begs the question - Since AOL Mail NOT a free service, what will become of GMail?

    But again, if google is trying to push their GTalk client, this is the way to do it.

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    1. Re:Just as long as they don't merge to become... by kermitthefrog917 · · Score: 1

      GAOL... somehow i read that as Gay-OL

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    2. Re:Just as long as they don't merge to become... by distributed · · Score: 1

      I hope this helps put winamp/nullsoft back on track... and make it the most popular media player.
      Mebbe they will hire justin frankel back... and then mebbe he would release a new p2p network, thats a BT killer... and gives a new life to file sharing. Even now no other media player has been able to give a visualization plugin as awesome as avs... its really unfortunate no more development is being done on it. The king is dead, long live the king.

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  39. Aolbatross! by griffjon · · Score: 1

    Aolbatross! Dead Aolbatross for sale!

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    1. Re:Aolbatross! by Kelson · · Score: 1

      What flavor?

  40. Billion Dollar Toolbar? by realcoolguy425 · · Score: 1
    My guess would be more like Google wanting to leverage AOL's user base (they are the largest ISP, IIRC) for something. Of course, Google could also then get it's toolbar integrated into AOL's browser.

    Really? That'd better be one sweet piece of software to justify it. I'd love to see the secret google roadmap. You know, the one with all there crazy plans. Heck I'd love to see everything they thought of that they threw in the dumpster as being TOO crazy. But I've never heard of a company throwing a billion away for a toolbar. Something is a brewing in google-land.

  41. Googles Fall by CRiSPyToWN · · Score: 1

    Lets see how long it will now take google to become like AOL... SHITTY

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  42. Furthermore... by zeitgeist_chaser · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You are absolutely corect that it costs less for Google to buy into AOL than to see its AOL revenue disappear. What no one seems to be saying yet is that Google can use its part ownership to increase its AOL revenues. Can you imagine the kind of financial windfall to Google if they managed to push Adsense into AOL email or even AIM? That's a LOT of potential clicks from a large and captive audience.

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  43. "AOL search results to receive favored placement" by marktwen0 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This comment from the NYTimes coverage:

    "Google, which prides itself on the purity of its search results, agreed to give favored placement to content from AOL throughout its site, something it has never done before."

    The beginning of the end, if true.

  44. Clayton Act? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder about the legality of these kinds of things. I'm just a stupid freshmen, but I seem to remember the Clayton Act making stock acquisition of competing companies illegal if it 'substantially lessens competition or tends to create a monopoly.' I suppose the magical subjective keywords here are "substantially" and "create."

  45. Re:"AOL search results to receive favored placemen by kfogel · · Score: 1

    Not so fast...

    The sentence from the NYT is carefully constructed to be ambiguous. I would be shocked if Google were actually agreeing to bias its search results to favor AOL. However, favoring AOL content "throughout its [Google's] site" might just mean giving AOL content preferential treatment in sponsored links, as some other coverage has indicated, and perhaps in other places outside the search results themselves.

    Of course, sponsored links can be considered a kind of search result, but since they're sponsored anyway, it's just a question of whether the buyers get what they think they paid for, and not a question of misrepresenting Internet content.

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  46. Other Technologies by bbambrey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think something to also consider is AOL spent years buying up random small technologies and companies... but then did nothing with them. A couple examples from the top of my head are Winamp and Netscape. Include this with the obvious items that have already been listed and who knows what could happen. I don't know what Google may or may not be after but there could be potential there. More than likely this is just a move to keep AOL from MS for the time being. After all it is only a 5% purchase not a merger. It will be interesting to see what happens.

  47. Re:I'm Confused on the whole Good / Evil thing. by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

    If Google = Good and AOL = Evil, then AOL is now 5% good and Google is now 2% evil.

    Entropy dictates that over time, the goodness and evilness of both will continue towards each other until they reach stability.

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  48. SitCom by Stan+Vassilev · · Score: 1

    Microsoft: Yeeeea.. Hmmmm, maaaaybe I think... yea, I'll buy a stake in AOL.

    Google: Me too!
    Yahoo: Me too!
    Yahoo: Ok I'm just checking it out really, not sure I'm interested that much.
    Google: Well, uhmm..

    Microsoft: Ok, I'm buying.

    Google: Me too!
    Yahoo: Me too!

    1. Re:SitCom by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that Microsoft played Google for fools? ;-)

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    2. Re:SitCom by Cocteaustin · · Score: 1

      That's accurate except for the part where Yahoo! said "me too".

    3. Re:SitCom by Stan+Vassilev · · Score: 1

      Yahoo reported several times they are researching and maybe being interested in AOL just to make it worse for MS to buy it. But it was obvious they weren't really doing it.

  49. Re:I'm Confused on the whole Good / Evil thing. by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

    Actually, if AOL becomes 5% good, then Google only becomes 2%*95% evil, and in turn, AOL only becomes 5%*2%*95% good, and so on.

    God dammit, I think this is starting to turn into a calculus problem.

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  50. Jesus, google by blank89 · · Score: 1

    Google already has 3 articles of news on the front page of slashdot, they had a few yesterday as well. How much bigger can google grow?

  51. Re:I'm Confused on the whole Good / Evil thing. by dan+g · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you add a teaspoon of fine wine to a barrel of shit, you still have a barrel shit. On the other hand, if you add a teaspoon of shit to a barrel of fine wine you now have a barrel of shit.

  52. Time Warner Movies + Google = iTunes Video by Praxiteles · · Score: 1

    Could this deal be more about access to Time Warner's Media Libraries than about AOL?

    Jobs is the rapidly emerging, dominant player in the video delivery market.

    Perhaps this deal is about enhancing Google Video.

    Couple this with the Paypal like service Google has been rumored to be developing and suddenly Google is a player in the on-demand video market.

  53. What's with the all the Google now=evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely this can only be a GOOD thing. AOL can't get any worse so anything Google does will be beneficial.

  54. Gecko? by EvilMonkeySlayer · · Score: 1

    What does this mean for the AOL browser?
    Up to this point it has been using the IE HTML engine, does this mean AOL might switch over to gecko?
    Surely Google may have some persuasion powers in what html engine AOL uses in the future.

    1. Re:Gecko? by lgarner · · Score: 1

      They didn't when they owned Netscape, so I wouldn't hold my breath.

  55. Re:"AOL search results to receive favored placemen by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1

    Reread what you posted, only replace the string "Google" with "Microsoft", and see how you feel about it then.

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  56. When will it end? by Supersonic1425 · · Score: 1

    First Opera, now AOL..

    Pretty soon there'll be a "Google in Talks Over Microsoft Merger" headline.

  57. Re:"AOL search results to receive favored placemen by fishybell · · Score: 1
    I will now look into my crystal ball...

    Headline: New internet search engine startup gives unbiased results, earns billions; movie at 11.

    Someone will follow google's path and become "the next big thing" the same way google did. It's an easy formula:

    1. Make search engine with no ads and a clean, quick interface.
    2. Start selling the technology to companies in a 1u server.
    3. Sell text-based advertising.
    4. Massive IPO.
    5. 5. Start using benjamins to light your cubans.
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  58. Purchasing decisions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yahoo! decides they want to be cool and innovative again, so they buy in fresh talent, like del.icio.us. Google are already cool and innovative, so they buy in some stifling management to crush any excessive innovation.

  59. Re:Why? Because of Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft was trying to buy a stake in AOL so that they could get AOL to use sponsored links from MSN instead of Google. AOL users generated about 12%, or $382 million, of Google's $3.2 billion gross revenue in 2004. If Microsoft had been successful, not only would it have greatly added to MSN's revenue, but it would have hurt Google for quite a few years.

  60. Re:I'm Confused on the whole Good / Evil thing. by Asm-Coder · · Score: 1

    Oh No! Google is contaminated! Help! Help!

    I don't mind Google looking for profit, but they MUST make sure that they never lower their standards.

    (This will likely happen anyway, but hopefully we will have prepared with a Google repacement.)

  61. Bad Move, Google... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You've been hoodwinked by AOL management. The way that AOL works internally will clash to a large degree with how Google does things. AOL people suffer to a large degree from the Not Invented Here syndrome, and get caught up in endless internal fiefdom disputes. The only saving grace here is that you didn't go for 10%. (used to work @ AOL, very glad to be out - most AOL'ers are clueless)

  62. Re:I'm Confused on the whole Good / Evil thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb.


    Where does W fit into this worldview?

  63. That greedy for spying on users? by iion_tichy · · Score: 1

    I guess their WLAN plans are not giving them enough users to spy on fast enough.

  64. Re:I'm Confused on the whole Good / Evil thing. by KylePflug · · Score: 1

    I think good (intentions) but dumb is a pretty accurate/common descriptor.

  65. Nothing by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    They're buying Opera too, why not? As well as iCab and Internet Explorer, and they've even put up a bid for Amaya. And they're starting Google Music, funding a lab with Sun and Microsoft, and scanning every word that was ever printed. The USGS will soon be a subsidiary of Google Maps. Google will soon buy Microsoft, Intel, Apple, and the Louvre. Google won't actually buy the Library of Congress; rather, it will be given to Google in an act passed unanimously by the House and Senate.

  66. Does this mean AOL is valued at $20 billion USD? by stonedonkey · · Score: 1

    Because that sounds pretty damned high to me. I wouldn't have put it over $10 billion, but then again, I'm no economist.

  67. Re:FRIST POST by oztiks · · Score: 1

    I have like this image in my head now of this "queer eye for a straight guy episode" where they start replacing they take on this computer geek and they start replacing his pcs from x86 to mac and that blonde guy going "there you go, now you can do your online dating in style!"

  68. Re:Does this mean AOL is valued at $20 billion USD by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1

    Nope, it means that Google (baited by Microsoft) got taken to the cleaners.

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  69. Re:I'm Confused on the whole Good / Evil thing. by Zeveck · · Score: 1

    To be fiar, there are people protesting that some fine wines in recent years have lost their flavor because they moved to better casks that don't admit the rodents that commonly left droppings and died in their previous casks. It changed the flavor. So, maybe fines need a little shit?

  70. "Don't be evil" by PetWolverine · · Score: 1
    Google, which prides itself on the purity of its search results, agreed to give favored placement to content from AOL throughout its site, something it has never done before.
    ...

    WHAT!

    That's all.
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    1. Re:"Don't be evil" by iamstretchypanda · · Score: 1

      Next time read the other comments before you post the same exact thing, then consider reading what other people have to say, as it explains why they would do this.

      I was going to give you the explination, but i relized you can take 30 seconds out of your life to find it ;).

  71. Dark Fiber by EBFoxbat · · Score: 1

    I thought I read (on here) that Google was buying up dark fiber... isn't that counter intuitive to buying an AOL share?

  72. Re:I'm Confused on the whole Good / Evil thing. by glitch23 · · Score: 0

    Actually it's more like because Good plays by the rules and Evil doesn't.

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  73. Not AOL 2.0 anymore by badbucksfan · · Score: 1

    AOL being part of Time Warner has access to multi media like nobody else. To think for 1 second that AOL is still not one of the biggest and badest compaines around today is just plain ignorant. Dial up may be dead, but AOL has proved to be much more that just a dial up company. They didnt die like all the dial ups. They found a way to keep 20 million people to pay them 22 bucks a month. They did it with methods that may make us scrath our heads, but it worked. And if google doest pay up to the man (aol) now, it will suffer badly when Microsoft walks in. And if you dont like the lilttle "toy" that AOL offers, chances are you have no idea what it is these days. It's not AOL 2.0 anymore. You really think a company like time warner is dumb. Please, you dont make mistakes when you own the likes of CNN, HBO, Warner brothers, Time Publishing, roadrunner, court TV, New Yorks TV 1,The WB, Hanna-barbera cartoons,castle rock entertainment,Sports Illustrated,people,DC comics,TNT and cartoon network !!!!!!!! I kinda forgot like 45 other sub compaines (new line cinema the atlanta braves, amazon.com) But by now you have to get he point. This isnt AOL for your old windows 95 box. This is AOL that has all that at its disposal. Google is very lucky.

  74. Would you Be Talking so softly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If M$ was getting AOL? I remember you guys trashing them when this story first came out months ago. But its okay for google because you like them?

  75. I seemed inevitable, don't ya think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sell that $430 Google stock, take your profits... ...while you can.

  76. What a clueless bunch of comments by Disoculated · · Score: 1

    I'm astounded by the crap I'm reading here in the comments. The benefits for Google are enormous and obvious, and the price is more than fair. Everyone is so burnt on their perception of the AOL client with it's 'me too' members they don't see what it really is.

    1) AOL makes $1 billion in *profit* every year. Makes a $20 billion valuation easy to grasp. Yes, 2/3 of that is from dial up users that's eroding. But the advertising portion is growing dramatically every year (per eyeball internet ads are still very cheap compared to print, that's going to change).

    2) AOL has millions and millions of users. Not just members per se, but users of it's services via aim.com, aol.com, netscape.com, VOIP, AOLRadio + WinAmp, etc. It wants to provide features to all of these with web services (mail, IM, address books, etc) instead of it's old fashioned heavy client (and make money off of it with ads). Google is building these types of features, also to make money with ads, but has almost no member base. Excellent match there, merging the backends of those memberships to give AOL users (again, not just those paying for dial-up) access to Google's features.

    3) AOL provides Google with a large amount of it's cash. Letting Microsoft have a partnership would be a hard blow to Google's bottom line and permanently establish Microsoft as a search titan (just like how a partnership with AOL made MS the browser champion).

    4) AOL internally is an Open Source heavy shop (no shit). If they have to choose between Google and Microsoft, they can work with Google much more easily and have the expertise to do so. The only thing Microsoft could do is take the name (not much value there, really) and kill the company to spite Google. Retrofitting would be like rebuilding the whole thing from scratch.

        The issue here is that AOL is owned by a corporate parent that hates them and won't AOL do what they need to move past 1999. They won't give them access to their cable systems, they compete directly against them in VOIP, won't let them trade in media content, and openly dis them in their media outlets. The true crime is that TW didn't just sell AOL to Google directly. Google is going to regret every percentage point that TW still holds. *That's* the true danger of this deal... what TW might make Google do to use AOL.

        Take a look at Steve Case's opinion on all of this in this Washington Post article.

        So, okay, AOL is 'shit'. AOL users are 'stupid'. The company is 'evil'. Whatever. It's still the most powerful single consumer internet access company and it's a valuable asset... especially if it goes to an organization (like Google) that can move it's members to purely ad-supported features.

  77. Re:"AOL search results to receive favored placemen by Temporal · · Score: 1

    I tried doing what you suggested (even though it wasn't my post) and here is my reaction:

    "Microsoft is giving AOL's ads preferential treatment over other ads it serves? Whoop-de-freeking-do! I ignore ads anyway."

    So, I don't think I see your point.

  78. Put OpenOffice on all of those free CDs? by zamyatin · · Score: 1

    Please put an OpenOffice installer on all of those free AOL CDs! I'll collect them and give them to everyone I know if they do...

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