breaking news: the smart expressions analyser software was applied to a number of object in the last few weeks to determine that: Japanese automobiles are happier than US automobiles.
[UNIVERSITY/LAB] announced that [MEDICAL PROBLEM] is shockingly totally unrelated to . What causes it is instead [MADE UP NEW CAUSE].
On odd days:
[UNIVERSITY/LAB] announced that [MEDICAL PROBLEM] is shockingly totally unrelated to . What causes it is instead [WELL KNOWN CAUSE] as we thought before.
Over the years the following eBay auctions really happened (and lots of people bid on 'em):
- Unknown Windows user selling brand new empty folder (unused).
- A Hacker selling Excel zero-day bug.
- Kid being auctioned to be punched in the face.
- Someone tried to sell a "real" mind reading machine.
- Man is bidding for your money to do absolutely nothing.
Somehow big companies preffer to just deploy a fleet of lawyers, try to dodge the attack, and if not, just pays up and forgets about it.
I've more hopes for the RIM case making a change since lots of government people use those. We all know that government guys are all about respecting the law, except when it affects THEM in a negative fashion.
Who the heck puts ENIAC in an article about personal computers? I mean I got get in this thing and die out of starvation before I manage to find my way out.
Also, while everybody where dying to make the perfect e-office out of their computer, Atari came and took 'em by surprise with their Unique Killer Feature. The feature? PONG.
well it can't be ANY 8-bit data, since what if a sequence matches the CDATA closing tag (which is just 3 chars, so the probability is not very low).
Also I think XML is limited to only readable chars. It's getting extra weird if the XML is using Unicode format, which may assign multiple bytes per character.
Using transcoded XML for binary audio support... I wonder if some bandwidth is wasted just because of the format (XML can't contain random binary data, so there's bit loss). Anyone checked deeper?
It's amazing that so many services pop up based on the preference of the average coach potato to send his CD-s long distance shipping, pay for the pleasure and download mp3-s from remote location...
Compared to what? Well ripping the CD with auto-generated meta from CDDA DB within minutes. Amazing.
Designtechnica compares a number of CD ripping services, the winner receives legal pursuit by Sony BMG.
"We've plenty of those right now, so we don't mind sharing one" - explained Sony.
If Da Vinci realised we'd need artifical algorithms programmed in machines to make out the face expressions in his paintings he'd give up painting.
breaking news: the smart expressions analyser software was applied to a number of object in the last few weeks to determine that: Japanese automobiles are happier than US automobiles.
Tommorow: are trees happy or sad?
Quick, everyone who is against that patent pause your TiVo-s in protest.
ok there's still some words missing... I've been officially Slashdot syntax-pwned.
Gah I selected plain text damn it.. :(
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On even days:
[UNIVERSITY/LAB] announced that [MEDICAL PROBLEM] is shockingly totally unrelated to . What causes it is instead [MADE UP NEW CAUSE].
On odd days:
[UNIVERSITY/LAB] announced that [MEDICAL PROBLEM] is shockingly totally unrelated to . What causes it is instead [WELL KNOWN CAUSE] as we thought before.
On even days:
announced that is shockingly totally unrelated to . What causes it is instead .
On odd days:
announced that is shockingly totally unrelated to . What causes it is instead as we thought before.
Over the years the following eBay auctions really happened (and lots of people bid on 'em): - Unknown Windows user selling brand new empty folder (unused). - A Hacker selling Excel zero-day bug. - Kid being auctioned to be punched in the face. - Someone tried to sell a "real" mind reading machine. - Man is bidding for your money to do absolutely nothing.
Somehow big companies preffer to just deploy a fleet of lawyers, try to dodge the attack, and if not, just pays up and forgets about it.
I've more hopes for the RIM case making a change since lots of government people use those. We all know that government guys are all about respecting the law, except when it affects THEM in a negative fashion.
Who the heck puts ENIAC in an article about personal computers? I mean I got get in this thing and die out of starvation before I manage to find my way out.
Also, while everybody where dying to make the perfect e-office out of their computer, Atari came and took 'em by surprise with their Unique Killer Feature. The feature? PONG.
well it can't be ANY 8-bit data, since what if a sequence matches the CDATA closing tag (which is just 3 chars, so the probability is not very low).
Also I think XML is limited to only readable chars. It's getting extra weird if the XML is using Unicode format, which may assign multiple bytes per character.
Using transcoded XML for binary audio support... I wonder if some bandwidth is wasted just because of the format (XML can't contain random binary data, so there's bit loss). Anyone checked deeper?
It's amazing that so many services pop up based on the preference of the average coach potato to send his CD-s long distance shipping, pay for the pleasure and download mp3-s from remote location...
Compared to what? Well ripping the CD with auto-generated meta from CDDA DB within minutes. Amazing.
Designtechnica compares a number of CD ripping services, the winner receives legal pursuit by Sony BMG. "We've plenty of those right now, so we don't mind sharing one" - explained Sony.
IE and Mozilla collaborate on integrating IE CSS bugs in Firefox to improve page rendering consistency.
- we have a disk that has two heads instead of eight.
- we have like 20-30% higher plate density
performance math: will be like quite slower
ad campaign: we'll say it's faster, noone will notice anyway
1. Microsoft wants to destroy us (by throwing mass quantities of chairs at employees? study ongoing)
2. We have long relationship with Mozilla.org and they have a browser that's won huge ammount of the power developers and web devs.
3. We've some of the best Firefox developers on camp.
4. We're hosting the mozilla/firefox sites and launched Google-toolbared Firefox
5. Firefox is free for us to fork, style and release.
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Resolution:
We drop all that and go to buy Opera instead.
Rationale:
It'll make an interesting Slashdot article.
Problem: Unix GUI usability low for casual users.
Action: Perform UNIX GUI usability studies every few days, post repeatedly on Slashdot.
Result: UNIX GUI usability studies improve, UNIX GUI usability stays same.