GNAA, NIGERIA - Earlier today it was announced at a press conference
before major members of the world medical community that GNAA Bioresearch is
planning to create a superhuman being from recycled nigger parts.
The idea for this project came about after an abrupt suggestion of an online
gaynigger suicide pact by GNAA member semi, probably under the influence of
cocaine or LSD. "We believe even 25 gay niggers donating their fresh organs to
the project could result in tremendous yields in the specimen," commented GNAA
scientist kittense, "for example, 25 gay nigger livers could enable this
Ubernigger to drink kiloliters of the strongest Niggerseed brand boomshine."
When tapped on the shoulder, assistant researcher pzkpfwIV emerged from under
kittense's lab coat with a loud slurping noise and added, "Or consider the raw
concentrations of niggotine present in 25 exhalations of nigger breath. It
could be added into menthols and marketed as ultra-smooth Niggerettes."
It is estimated that feeding this 'Ubernigger' would require the entire
staff and services of a Popeye's restaurant operating 24/7, constantly offering
up more buckets of crispy fried goodness. GNAA financial administrator
rolloffle is said to currently be in negotiations with Popeye's corporate staff
concerning opening a facility in the Bioresearch building's basement to
coincide with the project.
GNAA shareholders stand to gain considerably from the project. New products
stemming from the experiment include not only the aforementioned Niggerettes,
but also a protein-rich and delicious energy shake made from semen produced by
the 50 nigger testicles the Ubernigger would possess. A name for the drink has
not been decided upon but there were several suggestions put forth at a recent
brainstorming session in #GNAA, including Black Lightning, Teste's Best, and
Rucas' Own Failure-Enhancing Semen Supplement. Furthermore, the Ubernigger
project could be combined with the GNAA's somewhat-successful cloning efforts
to create an unstoppable team to conquer the NBA, meaning millions in profits
from endorsements of KFC and Chippendale's.
Coincidentally, the Ubernigger project could mean a world of good publicity
for the GNAA, as a few Uberniggers living in a 3 room tenement could consume
enough fried chicken, cheap liquor, bad crack cocaine, and second-hand clothing
and sex toys to be a permanent boon to the economy of such places as Djibouti,
Ethiopia, Kenya, or Harlem. It has also been suggested that 50 or so
Uberniggers could outright conquer these places for the glory of the GNAA and
homosexual afromen everywhere.
After the conference, GNAA associate Lo_Pan was heard commenting, "LOL RUCAS
IS A GIRL".
About GNAA Bioresearch
Founded in 2002 at an undisclosed underground location (believed to be deep
under the Artic ice cap), GNAA Bioresearch has since been at the cutting edge
of development in fields such as cock enhancement, HIV delivery systems, and
nigger supercrack production. It is the origin of such GNAA product lines as
polymorphic rectal lining sheathes (which change shape and texture to suit
every user's desire) and the ever-popular 'dikk-tikkler' take-anywhere
self-pleasure undergarments, loved by gay niggers and Japanese businessmen
alike.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATI
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GNAA, NIGERIA - Earlier today it was announced at a press conference before major members of the world medical community that GNAA Bioresearch is planning to create a superhuman being from recycled nigger parts.
The idea for this project came about after an abrupt suggestion of an online gaynigger suicide pact by GNAA member semi, probably under the influence of cocaine or LSD. "We believe even 25 gay niggers donating their fresh organs to the project could result in tremendous yields in the specimen," commented GNAA scientist kittense, "for example, 25 gay nigger livers could enable this Ubernigger to drink kiloliters of the strongest Niggerseed brand boomshine." When tapped on the shoulder, assistant researcher pzkpfwIV emerged from under kittense's lab coat with a loud slurping noise and added, "Or consider the raw concentrations of niggotine present in 25 exhalations of nigger breath. It could be added into menthols and marketed as ultra-smooth Niggerettes."
It is estimated that feeding this 'Ubernigger' would require the entire staff and services of a Popeye's restaurant operating 24/7, constantly offering up more buckets of crispy fried goodness. GNAA financial administrator rolloffle is said to currently be in negotiations with Popeye's corporate staff concerning opening a facility in the Bioresearch building's basement to coincide with the project.
GNAA shareholders stand to gain considerably from the project. New products stemming from the experiment include not only the aforementioned Niggerettes, but also a protein-rich and delicious energy shake made from semen produced by the 50 nigger testicles the Ubernigger would possess. A name for the drink has not been decided upon but there were several suggestions put forth at a recent brainstorming session in #GNAA, including Black Lightning, Teste's Best, and Rucas' Own Failure-Enhancing Semen Supplement. Furthermore, the Ubernigger project could be combined with the GNAA's somewhat-successful cloning efforts to create an unstoppable team to conquer the NBA, meaning millions in profits from endorsements of KFC and Chippendale's.
Coincidentally, the Ubernigger project could mean a world of good publicity for the GNAA, as a few Uberniggers living in a 3 room tenement could consume enough fried chicken, cheap liquor, bad crack cocaine, and second-hand clothing and sex toys to be a permanent boon to the economy of such places as Djibouti, Ethiopia, Kenya, or Harlem. It has also been suggested that 50 or so Uberniggers could outright conquer these places for the glory of the GNAA and homosexual afromen everywhere.
After the conference, GNAA associate Lo_Pan was heard commenting, "LOL RUCAS IS A GIRL".
About GNAA Bioresearch
Founded in 2002 at an undisclosed underground location (believed to be deep under the Artic ice cap), GNAA Bioresearch has since been at the cutting edge of development in fields such as cock enhancement, HIV delivery systems, and nigger supercrack production. It is the origin of such GNAA product lines as polymorphic rectal lining sheathes (which change shape and texture to suit every user's desire) and the ever-popular 'dikk-tikkler' take-anywhere self-pleasure undergarments, loved by gay niggers and Japanese businessmen alike.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATI